Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Boy start Up, Brooklyn Boys
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Speaker 1: Boys Podcast, Yo podcast, Hey Scary Happy Podcast Day? No, no, Brodie,
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Speaker 1: this four years, Holy mother, been a long time. This
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Speaker 1: I haven't edited it yet, so it hopefully go up
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Speaker 1: can't wait. Gonna be Oh, it's gonna be just like one,
Speaker 1: except with a different number. I think that same votes
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Speaker 1: special plan for two hundred. We're talking about it, we're
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Speaker 1: my god, I just I just belched up something. Something
Speaker 1: repeated on me. You don't know what it is. It was,
Speaker 1: what did I have today? Even? I had chicken palm?
Speaker 1: No from where a Scotty be from the Big Show?
Speaker 1: He brought in chicken palm this morning? He we had
Speaker 1: a surprise palm. Wait minute, was it like palm from
Speaker 1: a restaurant or his wife? You know, a restaurant palm?
Speaker 1: And he goes, because yeah, this this restaurant. They made
Speaker 1: me an entire tray. And because I'm Scotty b you
Speaker 1: know from Serial Killers? Oh him, oh you oh great.
Speaker 1: So he decided to bring it in and share it
Speaker 1: with me and and straighten eight this morning on the
Speaker 1: Big Show. So I'm like eight o'clock, random palm appears.
Speaker 1: I kind of like it when it's a surprise like that,
Speaker 1: because you've under you know, I'm not really expecting anything,
Speaker 1: and then just palm a round. Well, had Scotty let
Speaker 1: me know, I might have come in today. That would
Speaker 1: have gotten you. Had you brought harm home, I would
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Speaker 1: Well you would have you know, you would have gotten
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Speaker 1: so they're not they haven't got a chance to be crusty. No.
Speaker 1: I actually I'm sitting next to the crusty couch in
Speaker 1: the basement. I think you're the krusty person on the couch.
Speaker 1: If you watch the Officer and fifteen in the Morning
Speaker 1: Show podcast, there's been many people who have called you crusty. Well,
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Speaker 1: with Brody? He looks so bored on the couch. You know?
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Speaker 1: Somebody wants to already studio? No, that was okay, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Hashtag crappy WiFi. Um No, there was somebody that was
Speaker 1: commenting and I can't find it right now about you
Speaker 1: look so sad on the couch. Say no, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying at all. I'm waiting for my chance to jump in.
Speaker 1: See when we were in the studio doing the fifth
Speaker 1: Minute Morning Show podcast prior to zoom, you could see everybody,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm more apt to jump in a lot
Speaker 1: because you know, that's just the way my wit works.
Speaker 1: I'm quick and I like to. When something pops into
Speaker 1: my head, I gotta spew it out on this thing.
Speaker 1: Is like crossing a busy street like the old Frogger game,
Speaker 1: and I gotta like look around trying to sell the
Speaker 1: faces get in. And Plus, because I'm using my phone,
Speaker 1: I only see four boxes, so all the four people
Speaker 1: I don't see, so I don't know who's about to talk, Sam,
Speaker 1: because you're staring, because people see you staring at the screen,
Speaker 1: almost like the screen is frozen. I'm analyzing it, and
Speaker 1: I'm looking for my way in. He analyze this or
Speaker 1: there's something I don't have anything to talk about. If
Speaker 1: it's something i'm supposed to like, I don't have an
Speaker 1: opinion on right, then I'm not gonna smile and sit
Speaker 1: there like a train monkey. You go, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be able to smiling. I'm waiting. I'm listening intently, enjoying
Speaker 1: the podcast as a listener. I wave, I drink water,
Speaker 1: I drink tea. Were crystal light picture on the next
Speaker 1: to me there lovingly into the screen. You do you
Speaker 1: make googly eyes at um all the way. Yesterday on
Speaker 1: the fifteen fifty Men Moorring Show podcast, I was talking
Speaker 1: about No it was on air Monday on air, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Monday on air. I was recapping my weekend. And I
Speaker 1: went to Governor's Ball shortly known as gov Ball on
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday last week. It was a three day festival.
Speaker 1: I went Friday and Saturday and Nate said to me,
Speaker 1: what were you doing there? As if I shouldn't be
Speaker 1: there because it targets a younger crowd, right, And they
Speaker 1: thought maybe you were there targeting a younger crowd because
Speaker 1: that's what it could look because you know, you're so.
Speaker 1: There were plenty of people our age, They're scary. It's
Speaker 1: a music festival. It was a lot of fun. But
Speaker 1: I happened to bring my daughter and her friend there,
Speaker 1: so but I enjoyed the show as well. Billie Eilish
Speaker 1: really Megan the Stallion. Lots of a rock bands of
Speaker 1: interesting enough, but I have a govern Ball story, but
Speaker 1: you go first Billie Eilish. Just speaking of Billie Eilish,
Speaker 1: um was the crowd jumping up and down to her
Speaker 1: when she came home, okay, because she did a great
Speaker 1: job of of working the crowd. So when she said
Speaker 1: everybody jomp, everybody jumped, and when she said everybody saying,
Speaker 1: everybody sang. Whereas like Megan the Stallion, although she was entertaining.
Speaker 1: She really just shakes her butt cheeks a lot. She
Speaker 1: doesn't interact with the crowd. She's not gonna get the
Speaker 1: crowd to shake their asses the way she does, so
Speaker 1: very different dynamic when she's at the Heart Radio Music Festival.
Speaker 1: She came out after that on that show, and she
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it because, you know, obviously the organ billy um.
Speaker 1: She couldn't believe how crazy you Obviously, first of all,
Speaker 1: people were excited for her, but you're in an arena,
Speaker 1: so you're in an elevated situation where there are seats.
Speaker 1: It's bizarre. It's they're going up and you know, it
Speaker 1: goes up into a sky like the bowl, like a bowl.
Speaker 1: And so she was She's like, wait a second, hold
Speaker 1: on a second. It's been a fucking year and a half. People.
Speaker 1: She goes, I want to see you, bounce. I want
Speaker 1: to see you and she tried to do the bounce
Speaker 1: thing where because because most of the time she plays
Speaker 1: these massive festivals and it's just a stage like gov Ball,
Speaker 1: and it's just a massive amount of people in So
Speaker 1: when you see the right so when you see the jump, everybody,
Speaker 1: the whole crowd jumps at once. You can't do that
Speaker 1: in a stadium seating seating kind of can't stand up
Speaker 1: and jump, You'll fall down to the next row. You'll
Speaker 1: you'll fall onto the person. And if you had drunk,
Speaker 1: your might drop your hotdog and soda. You know, really,
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish, it wasn't Fae Eilish, it was Billie Eilish,
Speaker 1: wife felt because last that was a reference the last
Speaker 1: week's podcast with you guys Listen in order. Although Scary
Speaker 1: didn't bring the jingles home again, her brother is you
Speaker 1: know Phineas. I thought I was encountering faux Phineas backstage
Speaker 1: or actually in the lounge, and it was really hit Phineas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was real Phineas. So let's say about good ball.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a couple of funny stories. So
Speaker 1: I got passes from the radio station right because we
Speaker 1: had we had extra ones left over that you know,
Speaker 1: from after the giveaways, and so I got to go
Speaker 1: bring my daughter. But because she brought a friend, I
Speaker 1: only had two wristbands. I needed a pass to get in.
Speaker 1: So I I contacted my friends at the Mets because
Speaker 1: it was at the where the Mets, it was their
Speaker 1: stadium and they got me two wristbands, right, so what
Speaker 1: excuse me? One extra wrist band for Friday and one
Speaker 1: expert extra wrist band for Saturday. So I got I
Speaker 1: got to use the extra wrist span on Friday, and
Speaker 1: then my daughter's friend canceled on Saturday, but we still
Speaker 1: went anyway. Right, So I had the extra wristband. It's
Speaker 1: a long story, it's not important to the story. Okay,
Speaker 1: she had the ships, so I had this extra band.
Speaker 1: Now keep in mind, it's general admission, meaning you walk in,
Speaker 1: you walk around, you stand wherever you wants, not seats. Right,
Speaker 1: there's no bands together. Nobody goes in. Everybody like no wristbands, right. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I've got this extra ticket, So I tell my
Speaker 1: daughter go ahead in. I'm gonna find someone who needs
Speaker 1: a wristband and give it away because man try to
Speaker 1: sell it to somebody, right, because I got it for free.
Speaker 1: So I'm walking around and everybody I say, hey, do
Speaker 1: you need a wristband? They think I'm a scalper. Now
Speaker 1: they were like seven or eight scalper is running around
Speaker 1: like like rats, like swooping in on people. You need
Speaker 1: to get wristbands, wristbands. They're like arms full of wristbands, right,
Speaker 1: and you know, so you know who they are. And
Speaker 1: so every time I walked over, right, they were like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. They didn't want to like pay
Speaker 1: scalpe prices, but I was like, do you need a
Speaker 1: ticket like to get in? And they're like like, So
Speaker 1: I decided to go to the box office. And I
Speaker 1: woke up to the box office. There's a long line
Speaker 1: and the show is sold out for Saturday. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think there were some seats available for I sold out Saturday,
Speaker 1: and I'm asking people online, Hey, I don't want to
Speaker 1: say that free because I don't want someone to take
Speaker 1: it and then sell it, right, So I want to
Speaker 1: find someone who generally needs a pass a wristband. So
Speaker 1: these group of girls, after I've like happy girls, group
Speaker 1: of girls, ten people are walked by. It's like you
Speaker 1: know that the snake lines like a musem parks, So
Speaker 1: they're snaking. So I'm on the end by the fence
Speaker 1: and so as people are walking to come on, hold on.
Speaker 1: So these young girls, I don't know, eighteen and twenties
Speaker 1: somewhere in there, excuse me, do you guys need a wristband?
Speaker 1: So she's just how much I said free, I'm giving
Speaker 1: it away. She's just now saw I need two together
Speaker 1: and walks away down it walks away. At that point,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like twist her on to take it.
Speaker 1: I told her it's freez. Just now I need to like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm not gonna teach her how
Speaker 1: life works. You take the free one, you buy one more, right?
Speaker 1: Why is she so stupid? Right? So okay, so I
Speaker 1: walk around. Now the show started, the shows that we
Speaker 1: we've gotten there, I don't know the show was like
Speaker 1: noon to a like eleven o'clock at night. We got
Speaker 1: there at six to see Megan's stallion. Because the traffic,
Speaker 1: we got there late. So at this point I want
Speaker 1: to go in right because Megan's going on in a
Speaker 1: little while. So this guy comes up to me. He
Speaker 1: sees me with the wristband. I have the weekend wristband
Speaker 1: three day pass on my on my bicep, and I
Speaker 1: have the the I think it was pink, pink or
Speaker 1: yellow whatever. The Saturday call it was no, uh and
Speaker 1: neither and Coplay wasn't there singing ye yellow, right, So
Speaker 1: I have the extra wristband and I'm walking in and
Speaker 1: he sees it. He goes, hey, man, he's selling. So
Speaker 1: I knew he was a scalper. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: give it to him for free, right, But I'm about
Speaker 1: to go in, so there's no one else to give
Speaker 1: it to, so I say to him. So I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, you know what, we were there the night before,
Speaker 1: and the and the sweatshirts my daughter wanted were between
Speaker 1: seventy five and twenty, which is crazy, right, So I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, the show is already almost over, like
Speaker 1: for the night. Let me see what the guy guy,
Speaker 1: I'll give me. Because at that point I tried to
Speaker 1: give it away. I tried to do the right thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna reinvest the money
Speaker 1: right back into the shirt. So I didn't feel guilty
Speaker 1: about it, right, Okay, So so I said to the guy.
Speaker 1: He goes, how much you want for it? I go,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, I'd like fifty. I figured
Speaker 1: out we'll buy the sweatshirt for seventy five, give me fifty.
Speaker 1: Because it's late in the show and he's not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to sell it, so he says, I'll give
Speaker 1: you forty. I go, look, you know, I don't even
Speaker 1: want to sell it. I don't even feel right about
Speaker 1: selling it, and not for forty. I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 1: But you got it for free. It's not that I
Speaker 1: didn't want him to resell it and make a profit
Speaker 1: off some other poor kid. Doesn't matter. The initial transaction
Speaker 1: would have been you scalping it to him, and that's
Speaker 1: an illegal transaction right there. Though The ticket was as
Speaker 1: does matter? You got it for I understand that, but
Speaker 1: I tried to get it. Is it not scalping if
Speaker 1: you charge you everywhere anywhere up dollars, if you charge less,
Speaker 1: it's not scalping him to us, I'm selling it to
Speaker 1: a scalper. Doesn't matter. You shouldn't. He should shouldn't land
Speaker 1: in his hands. Period. Okay, I can't continue, all right?
Speaker 1: I felt bad enough, which is why. Okay, So he says,
Speaker 1: i'll give you forty. I said, come on, forty. So
Speaker 1: he says, I'll tell you what. We'll flip a coin.
Speaker 1: You can flip it. If you win, I'll give you fifty.
Speaker 1: If I win, i'll give you forty. I said, you're
Speaker 1: gonna flip me over ten dollars? He says, yeah, I
Speaker 1: never lose. What he says, yes, sometimes I bet a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars or nothing. Like. You can't believe you stopped
Speaker 1: down to play the fucking flip game right there. Well,
Speaker 1: no one was on stage at that point by the entrance,
Speaker 1: so all right, so what did you do? So I
Speaker 1: was like, how would I flip it? He goes, God,
Speaker 1: whatever you pick, I'm gonna win. I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean, it's goes, I've never lost. So I flipped
Speaker 1: scary and I said, tales, it was heads. I had
Speaker 1: to beat him. I doesn't care about the money. I
Speaker 1: wanted to beat him lost, so you gave him. I
Speaker 1: got all right, you got forty dollars and then I
Speaker 1: put it towards a sweatshirt. So I understand this. You
Speaker 1: still did that was still an illegal action in my opinion,
Speaker 1: I just don't it's no, no, it's legal. I was
Speaker 1: far enough away from the entrance. I walked away, there's
Speaker 1: a certain distance, and I bought a shirt from gov B.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but it was a comp ticket.
Speaker 1: It was a comp thing. It was a comp thing.
Speaker 1: You got it. It was calm. I started the story
Speaker 1: by telling you I tried to give it away. I
Speaker 1: know you looked up to people, you walked up to
Speaker 1: a hundred people. A hundred stupid people were there, and
Speaker 1: you know what, in front of this galloper. I would
Speaker 1: cut it up with scissors at that point, because you
Speaker 1: ain't getting it. I felt I just wanted to tell
Speaker 1: the story. I felt guilty about it, so I like,
Speaker 1: I said, I only got enough for half a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: So I paid the rest for the sweatshirt. But I
Speaker 1: tried to give it away. I did I get I go. Okay, alright, alright, podcast,
Speaker 1: I will tell you one of the story about god
Speaker 1: Ball now that we're back, because I forgot a few
Speaker 1: minutes ago. So I'm not gonna mention names. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna mention names. But we had an intern, oh not
Speaker 1: that long ago, No names please. He used to come
Speaker 1: into work the very formally, very conservative shirt and tie,
Speaker 1: right every day shirt and tie. We used to tease.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, you weren't a tie this guy. I
Speaker 1: think I know who we talk you're talking about. No,
Speaker 1: you don't know who I'm talking about, doesn't matter. Text
Speaker 1: me who you're talking about so I know who I
Speaker 1: can follow along. We were talking about. I'll text you
Speaker 1: right now as I'm talking, hold on home, tell me
Speaker 1: who it is. I'll tell you who it is. Hey,
Speaker 1: you what it is? Hold on. So I'm walking around
Speaker 1: in the crowd because I'm not in the crowd. My
Speaker 1: daughters in the crowd on Saturday. I'm not in the crowd.
Speaker 1: And you know, there's all kinds of people having a
Speaker 1: great time. There's people in drag. There's there's people that's drunk.
Speaker 1: A lot of drunk or stone people where their friends
Speaker 1: had to help them walk, you know, like they're doing
Speaker 1: the us like keeping them up. You got my text text,
Speaker 1: of course I know who this person is. Okay. So
Speaker 1: so I walk by and I see this person right
Speaker 1: and I go, uh, don't don't like and love my
Speaker 1: text messages. Then I have to get the feedback that's
Speaker 1: just loved it. I just gave it. I gave Brodie
Speaker 1: the heart. Just tell me you like you we're talking.
Speaker 1: You don't need to like everything. I'll say. I'll verbalize it.
Speaker 1: Scary love the message, thank you. Okay. So I I
Speaker 1: see him and he's in a very uncasual outfit, cut
Speaker 1: off shirt, little shorts, and he's having a great time,
Speaker 1: he's no, not just the shorts, and he's just having
Speaker 1: the best time dancing like nobody's watching. And I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that's the conservative shy quiet like he was never quiet.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say it was quiet, but you know, the
Speaker 1: shirt and tie very professional or whatever, and so I didn't.
Speaker 1: Now would you have said hello to him? A mask?
Speaker 1: A mask with masks scary? I'm just saying, I'm asking
Speaker 1: a question. Scary. It was bumper, a bumper, people smashed
Speaker 1: up against each other. Okay, still outside but okayas only concert. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was a vas only concert. Yes, you
Speaker 1: know the scalpels are doing the people who were leaving early.
Speaker 1: They were buying their wristbands from them, their yellow wristbands
Speaker 1: and putting them in their masks. Not not the not
Speaker 1: the tickets. When you went, we had to show you
Speaker 1: a vax card. You got a yellow wrist a yellow
Speaker 1: like a ribbon, wearing your arm. But he's selling ry. Yes,
Speaker 1: the scalpers were reselling people's COVID wrist bands so you
Speaker 1: didn't have to have a vaccine to get in. It
Speaker 1: was awful. They might as well just sell fake cards then,
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, they're scalpers. They're not honest people. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I understand that they don't belong on this, they don't
Speaker 1: belong in front of concert venues. But people were buying them,
Speaker 1: is my point, which means they weren't vaccinated, which means
Speaker 1: I'm wearing my mask. That's my business and I don't
Speaker 1: tell them people what to do. My point is I
Speaker 1: walked by him and he didn't. He didn't recognize me,
Speaker 1: but I recognized him. Yeah, okay, So I walked to this,
Speaker 1: I walked like ten ft away. I'm like, do I
Speaker 1: bother him? Do I say hello? Because he was like
Speaker 1: really into it, and I thought maybe he's not comfortable
Speaker 1: with me seeing him like let loose. So I went
Speaker 1: up to him and he saw me, goes, what the
Speaker 1: fund are you doing here? He was very happy to
Speaker 1: see me. But my point was you never know who
Speaker 1: you work with, how people let their hair down. I've
Speaker 1: credicted quite a few of our old interns while I've
Speaker 1: been out in the bad. As you know, I go
Speaker 1: out on weekends and I'm the place. Yes, I've been
Speaker 1: to many different restaurants and venues and clubs and bars,
Speaker 1: and I've seen ours. I've seen the drunk side of
Speaker 1: some of our interns that we had. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you've busted out of your shell. It's been
Speaker 1: five years. Yeah, so it would not surprise me to
Speaker 1: either a see him or be c um where he
Speaker 1: is now in life. And I would absolutely embrace the guys.
Speaker 1: It's been a few years, but I'm glad I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't picture him specifically to be to
Speaker 1: be the way he was, because he's straight. He's a
Speaker 1: straightly sky, you know, right. And he wasn't like crazy crazy.
Speaker 1: He was just normal crazy. And I've never seen him
Speaker 1: other than like hello, hello, hello internst scary and rody dude.
Speaker 1: I gotta find a suit that fits me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm on in your closet. Well, you know it's it
Speaker 1: is entering fourth quarter, But as some listeners pointed out,
Speaker 1: it's uh not fourth quarter scary. It's overtime scary because
Speaker 1: here in sudden death, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: So um, I have I have a bunch of suits
Speaker 1: and I gotta find I'm there a little there's a
Speaker 1: couple of a little snug but I'm literally headed out
Speaker 1: of here tomorrow. I'm kind of excited. I'll give I
Speaker 1: guess we'll give this. I'm gonna give the slices, the
Speaker 1: scoop on this. I haven't told anybody. I I cannot now.
Speaker 1: I I'm shocked, completely shocked. I thought you would pull
Speaker 1: on my leg. This is a this is a huge
Speaker 1: thing for you. This is tremendous and I didn't even
Speaker 1: I just kind of stepped into it. UM I to
Speaker 1: tomorrow night. I am going to Monday night, Friday night, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Friday night, October one. UM. I was asked by Extra TV,
Speaker 1: Extra Television, Extra Extra, uh to go drive to Mohegan's
Speaker 1: Sun uhcause which is a hotel casino up in Uncasville,
Speaker 1: Connecticut or down in uncas where you live, or east
Speaker 1: and east right, arriving by boat and and and hang
Speaker 1: out and sit down backstage in Sebastian Maniscalco, the comedian
Speaker 1: actor his dressing room. That will he be there? Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: actually he will be for thirty minutes and sit down
Speaker 1: with him for thirty minutes and conduct an interview. And
Speaker 1: Extra is sending an entire camera crew, a producer in
Speaker 1: audio tech uh and literally gonna capture my thirty minute
Speaker 1: exclusive with Sebastian, Now, did you tell them you need
Speaker 1: to camera at the high angle? I said, I did
Speaker 1: make a request. I'm like, can we do this standing up?
Speaker 1: I mean, I really don't look good sitting down. I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want my stomach to stand for
Speaker 1: a half hour. First of all, you'll collapse. Second of all, good,
Speaker 1: what do you do? What do you do with your
Speaker 1: hands for a half hour? So they actually asked me
Speaker 1: to do this, and then sometime next week and then again,
Speaker 1: I don't know when you're listening to this, uh, in
Speaker 1: the middle of the week. Perhaps Tuesday, Yeah, it will
Speaker 1: be Monday, but maybe Tuesday or Wednesday. You'll see it
Speaker 1: on Extra and I'll be on TV and um but
Speaker 1: it's gonna be one of those things because I know
Speaker 1: what they you know what they do on those shows,
Speaker 1: and they chop everything up to shreds sets out with
Speaker 1: Sevester Meta Scalco, and it's just going, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: do that again, he says he'd do it again, right,
Speaker 1: and then yeah, exactly, and then they'll just you just
Speaker 1: see my uh my, my hand, my fist with the microphone,
Speaker 1: the milk, your head, my head. Uh no, but you
Speaker 1: know what actually now they say it's going to be
Speaker 1: more than that, and I'm gonna, you know, be able
Speaker 1: to do like a little intro for it and everything
Speaker 1: like that. So they are going to give me maybe
Speaker 1: thirty seconds or two or a minute. But the larger
Speaker 1: point here is I'm not a TV guy. And I
Speaker 1: told him that, I'm like, are you smoking something? They
Speaker 1: know your fourth quarter overtime scary right, Well, but it's
Speaker 1: not even that. It's more like, I'm just a radio guy.
Speaker 1: I like you casual, very super casual. I don't I
Speaker 1: hate dressing up. I hate, you know, makeup, and I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm think I'm gonna get makeup. But but
Speaker 1: the point, the larger point is your boy, Scary Jones
Speaker 1: is gonna interview about Shamanascalco on TV and and and
Speaker 1: that's kind of here's here's what I'm looking for you
Speaker 1: and I went over a lot of ideas. You had
Speaker 1: something you have, you know, you had some really funny
Speaker 1: ideas that I'm not gonna say what it is. There's
Speaker 1: a pizza thing. Yes, I had a pizza idea. I
Speaker 1: love that idea. And you had an idea about two
Speaker 1: ideas too. Gay about the flash cards and I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna one is flash cards. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: anything else, and one was a cell phone related right,
Speaker 1: so we'll see what makes it to the air well,
Speaker 1: I mean extra approved everything. They they proved all of it. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: they loved it. So and Scarry says Brodie, why don't
Speaker 1: you come with me right now? Well, yeah, steakhouse up there?
Speaker 1: There is a steakhouse on site. Yeah there is. This
Speaker 1: is actually two steakhouses there. Yeah, that's not gonna work
Speaker 1: because then extra pay for dinner and it won't count,
Speaker 1: so right exactly, I'll still end up owing you. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, anyway, it's kind of cool. No, no, I
Speaker 1: am a look for me next week tomorrow. I went,
Speaker 1: I don't know why they want me to do. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't even apply for it. They came. They came
Speaker 1: to me, they were like, hey, what do you think?
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's an exciting thing that's happening. Um, you
Speaker 1: know whatever that that being said, Um, I wanted to
Speaker 1: invite all the slices to an event that we're doing
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks, which Brody and I will
Speaker 1: both be at. And it's worth it because the money
Speaker 1: goes to a great cause. Well we're talking too. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the the New York City Wine and
Speaker 1: Food Festival. It's not an official Brooken Boys appearance, but
Speaker 1: your Brooklyn Boys will be in the house. It's NYC
Speaker 1: w F and Food Festival and follow nope dot org.
Speaker 1: Follow follow along at NYC WFF dot org NYC dot org.
Speaker 1: Now the great part of this it's it's a period
Speaker 1: e six. It's on the west side of Manhattan. It's
Speaker 1: right near the ships we were at Period eight. We
Speaker 1: were on the l ship right next to the Intrepid.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, by the way, I put
Speaker 1: a picture up from the I had the back of
Speaker 1: the ship room, which is fantastic, right, giant deck in
Speaker 1: the back you guys saw on my Instagram. I hope. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it has a great view of Pre eighty six and
Speaker 1: the and the Concorde, which is a museum. So uh,
Speaker 1: figuring me out, I don't have the name Handy. I apologize.
Speaker 1: One of our slices DM me and said, what the hell,
Speaker 1: what does the Concorde doing there? They said, it's been
Speaker 1: like a museum for ten twelve years, right that you
Speaker 1: can just go and walk on it and it's not
Speaker 1: the Concorde, it's one of many. But he's like you
Speaker 1: have a museum. New York has everything. We really have
Speaker 1: the airplanes, we have supersonic jets just sitting there, sitting
Speaker 1: there along the concorde right beside that really have aircraft carrier. Now,
Speaker 1: I know if you guys live in uh South Eastern America,
Speaker 1: you probably have aircraft carriers and some of the mill
Speaker 1: and same with the West coast you may have. It's
Speaker 1: just nice to see it in the middle of all
Speaker 1: the the skyscrapers and cars there with the with the
Speaker 1: Sst Concorde British Airway. So if you're around on October
Speaker 1: fifte Friday night, now, now, don't get sticker shock when
Speaker 1: you see and don't let your bowl you out of
Speaker 1: your head when you see the the price on the ticket,
Speaker 1: because what five dollars? No, it's expensive, but here's what
Speaker 1: you get. You get unlimited Italian food and and and drinks.
Speaker 1: So you pay that one price and your ticket. Now
Speaker 1: you get to walk around. There's gonna be over twenty
Speaker 1: five booths of Italian food there, over twenty and there's
Speaker 1: gonna be um because it's Italian night. It's for Telly
Speaker 1: barretta Italian food night, and you're gonna walk around and
Speaker 1: see and eat everything and it's as much as you
Speaker 1: possibly can can possibly eat and and throughout the night,
Speaker 1: and you get to drink what you want because there's
Speaker 1: plenty of bars serving a lot of wine and things
Speaker 1: like that. So please join us on that night. And again,
Speaker 1: the money goes to charity. It's n y c WF
Speaker 1: dot org. It goes to help solve food insecurities. Um
Speaker 1: so yes, so it gives food to people who need
Speaker 1: it most, to food local food banks and stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: So we hope to see you there if you want
Speaker 1: to join us. Uh, and Brody'll be there and I'll
Speaker 1: be there. I cannot wait for all that cheese and sauce.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Palm palm, palm, palm, palm, palm
Speaker 1: on the arm because you pay one price at the door,
Speaker 1: all right, but now at the door, get you tickets
Speaker 1: in advance. We'll see you there, all right. Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I said this on the yesterday and everyone like
Speaker 1: had a good chuckle about it, and then some people
Speaker 1: took it seriously and then they actually got in touch
Speaker 1: with me I am terrible at going to home depot
Speaker 1: and remedying situations around my house. So my my bathroom
Speaker 1: needs cork and needs calking. Okay, I need to grout
Speaker 1: and calk my bathroom. We cannot do either of those
Speaker 1: things either. One. I don't even know. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know what grouting was. I thought I could just go
Speaker 1: buy the that white stuff and just like kind of
Speaker 1: put it into the cracks. That doesn't sound right at all.
Speaker 1: If I could take the cork and I had a
Speaker 1: phone tab about this once, uh, and I can, and
Speaker 1: I could, and I could put it into the but
Speaker 1: they're like, no, no, you can't do that. First you
Speaker 1: have to you have to grout. You have to grout
Speaker 1: it me rip out the fucking stuff. Secondly, you can't
Speaker 1: use the cork on the tiles on the floor. You
Speaker 1: could put it around the bathtub with the bathtub meets
Speaker 1: the tile, but you can't use it on the actual tiles.
Speaker 1: I need a special cement ship. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what it is. It's not even cork, it's something else. Grout.
Speaker 1: Maybe that what is that is? There is a thing, Okay, grout.
Speaker 1: I need to gro out and cork anyway, because there
Speaker 1: is because I have a tile that's one of the
Speaker 1: tiles is chipped in there on my bathroom needs me.
Speaker 1: I am an absolute mess. But prody when you go
Speaker 1: to home depot because you go there so often, I'm there,
Speaker 1: they know me. I'm like, dude, I never go in there.
Speaker 1: I went in there. I don't have a home. And
Speaker 1: I went in there and and just and I got
Speaker 1: so frustrated. After walking up and down the aisle, finally
Speaker 1: I found my ship. I'm like, Oh, this is the place.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh, wait, what do I get paint?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want to be in the
Speaker 1: middle of the store by the paint. Second, But there's
Speaker 1: so many options and there's so many different things, and
Speaker 1: it depends if you need silicone. But I don't know
Speaker 1: what I need. I went there. That's that's you asked
Speaker 1: the guy. And when I say the guy could be
Speaker 1: the woman you asked the person in the orange apron,
Speaker 1: excuse me, you don't. And then you don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of But they don't know what kind of bathroom
Speaker 1: I have? You have just tell him I have a
Speaker 1: boogey bathroom. Can I tell you a secret about home
Speaker 1: depot everyone listening. What you should always do. Take a
Speaker 1: picture of the thing you're trying to fix. Bring with
Speaker 1: you the broken old part so that when you go
Speaker 1: let me see it. Or if it's like a leak,
Speaker 1: take a video of it so they can tell you
Speaker 1: what's leaking. You can't just go, oh my my pipes leaking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but from where they need to look at it, because
Speaker 1: they can tell is that the is it the washer?
Speaker 1: Is that the pipe brought it out? You gotta take
Speaker 1: a video or a picture. That's very smart, that's very
Speaker 1: sound advice. Brodie. Well, this is this is why you
Speaker 1: come to the podcast. Because I'm the Master Slice, as
Speaker 1: they call me. I know stuff about stuff. Well that's good,
Speaker 1: you know. But even by me telling, taking pictures and
Speaker 1: stuff and video and then handing it to these people,
Speaker 1: do you really think that I was gonna I was
Speaker 1: gonna end up and stalling what I bought. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I was thinking. I should have gone there
Speaker 1: in the first place. And anyway, everyone in the morning
Speaker 1: Ship gave me a twice taste. It's like toothpaste. You
Speaker 1: squired it out and then you buy um, you buy
Speaker 1: um a cock uh gun, No, it depends how much
Speaker 1: you have to cook. If it's a little spot, you
Speaker 1: don't have to buy the gun. You can buy a
Speaker 1: squeeze tube and do it yourself. Then you just buy
Speaker 1: a cock scraper that has a rounded edge, and again
Speaker 1: you run it along the corner of the tub wall
Speaker 1: and it takes all the off. Wouldn't cook off? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what YouTube is for. My God, scary, I know,
Speaker 1: but the thing is on YouTube. I'm not missing listen.
Speaker 1: I don't have a green thumb, I don't have a mission.
Speaker 1: I'm not MR installed the toilet. You know how I
Speaker 1: did it. I watched a video and then I installed
Speaker 1: the toilet and a hot tub. I did not install
Speaker 1: the hot tub. I paid to have it installed. But
Speaker 1: I know I'll keep it. That's right, you fuck you
Speaker 1: suck that up, right. I I untwisted something I shouldn't have,
Speaker 1: but then I learned how to fix it. You just
Speaker 1: leave it to the professionals. Well, I tried to break
Speaker 1: into my own house. I broke the window. Life too short,
Speaker 1: I have found. I have been able to fix the
Speaker 1: things that need to be fixed. But some people are
Speaker 1: cut out for that, and people learned when I tell you,
Speaker 1: maybe next week, I'll tell you about how I fixed
Speaker 1: I had to fix my own shower because I hired
Speaker 1: the world's worst plumber. I'll tell you that story next week.
Speaker 1: Past I'm gonna tell you about Bobby Bubbles. Bobby Bubbles,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bubbles. So it was today. I'm in Target. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: I think I told you they have redone every Target
Speaker 1: in America to look fancier and to be uniform, so
Speaker 1: that everything's in the same place in every Target, or
Speaker 1: at least as close as possible. So in the Target
Speaker 1: I shop in, there used to be a men's grooming
Speaker 1: section that had shaving cream, raizor blades, deodorant, and shampoo.
Speaker 1: Then there was a fancier section with like hair care products,
Speaker 1: but some of the shampoo was also there, right, So
Speaker 1: there was men shampoo in two different places. I happen
Speaker 1: to like a couple of different ones. But one of
Speaker 1: the ones I use as my backup is like three dollars.
Speaker 1: It's Suave two and one shampoo and conditioner. That is
Speaker 1: such a rody move. I don't like the shampoo and
Speaker 1: the conditioner. That's one stop shopping boom done. You don't
Speaker 1: have any I have a special conditioner, have a special shampoo.
Speaker 1: Oh you're the best? How great are you? Okay? So
Speaker 1: I once bought I once bought Irish Spring three and one,
Speaker 1: which also included body wash. So use it on your
Speaker 1: head and your body all at once. It's all liquid soul.
Speaker 1: What's the difference. And it triples as as as a
Speaker 1: shaving cream and quadruples quadruples as toothpaste, quadruples a shaving cream,
Speaker 1: sinks and tuplets. Anyway, so I wanted to two and
Speaker 1: one in the flavor of the scent, I like, that's
Speaker 1: what I like. So I happened to be in the
Speaker 1: bougie area and I'm looking now on the back wall.
Speaker 1: It's all the brands, right, all the brands, but the
Speaker 1: body washes. Okay. On the rack perpendicular to the wall
Speaker 1: is the ship woos. And I'm standing by the suave,
Speaker 1: which is on the bottom shelf because it's the cheap stuff.
Speaker 1: And I don't see the flavor. I like, so, Bobby
Speaker 1: Bubble flavor? Are you tasting it? Decent descent? Bobby Bubbles
Speaker 1: comes over. Why do I call him Bobby Bubbles? So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I called Bobby Balls in
Speaker 1: a minute, so I asked him for help, and I said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, do you guys, I'm looking for a suave
Speaker 1: two in one in a certain scent, do you guys?
Speaker 1: I don't see it here? And I point to the
Speaker 1: suave right by my feet, the whole it's three ft
Speaker 1: wide of blue bottles. I don't see the one I like.
Speaker 1: Before I walk to the back of the store. Do
Speaker 1: you still have a men's grooming area where there's also
Speaker 1: shampoo or is it all here now? And this is
Speaker 1: where Bobby Bubbles turns into Bobby Bubbles first, so he's
Speaker 1: so he walks closer and he don't interrupt me. He's
Speaker 1: got his mask on his face, but he's not covering
Speaker 1: his nose, which you know, that's this It's pointless at
Speaker 1: that point, it's pointless. So you know, I'm a little
Speaker 1: taken aback, and I, you know, I try to keep
Speaker 1: my distance. I got my mask on because I don't
Speaker 1: know where Bobby Bubbles is from. And so I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, am I being paranoid that the guy's nose
Speaker 1: isn't covered? And then I noticed he's breathing heavy and
Speaker 1: little bubbles are forming in his nose. He's bull little bubbles,
Speaker 1: little nose bubbles. So now now I want to stay
Speaker 1: away from this guy because now Bobby Bubbles is blown
Speaker 1: bubbles like snot rockets out of his nose. And I
Speaker 1: don't know what he's got, what doesn't have And he's
Speaker 1: he's a heavy weight. He's going he's like breathing heavy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, no, no, so a fright when
Speaker 1: I'm thinking COVID and I'm thinking podcast, which is you know, one's,
Speaker 1: one's bad ones a winner. Itause not got content. So
Speaker 1: he says to me, um, I think it's over here,
Speaker 1: and he brings me to the back wall and he's like,
Speaker 1: come over here, look, and I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to go near him. So I'm like, no, man, that's
Speaker 1: the body wash. Are you sure? Yeah? That whole wall
Speaker 1: is body washed. Wait a second, how does this guy
Speaker 1: work there and not know the difference? That's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying to you. So then he goes, oh, so I said, again,
Speaker 1: excuse me, do you have another section in the back
Speaker 1: well you used to have it? Because he didn't answer
Speaker 1: my question, so he goes, I think it's over here.
Speaker 1: Now he walks me ten ft down the wall and
Speaker 1: I and I go, he goes, it's these in the suave, right,
Speaker 1: you want to swave. Here's the swab section. It's all
Speaker 1: women's suave. He's got me in the women's section, and
Speaker 1: all the bottles of green and red by sex, now
Speaker 1: by gender, well, all the women's stuff, because if you
Speaker 1: don't know how you identify what I think, I have
Speaker 1: a third section. I'm just saying. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's the stuff for for people who have
Speaker 1: traditional hair, like women have traditional long hair. They put
Speaker 1: more effort in to it. I'm not gonna get into
Speaker 1: the whole pronoun thing. It's the women's stuff. It's the
Speaker 1: green and the red, it's all like everybody. It's a
Speaker 1: terrible way to organize a store. Really, the women's razors,
Speaker 1: aren't you the men's razors. The men's razors are near
Speaker 1: the men's deodorant and the men's shaving cream. But dude,
Speaker 1: don't underwhere were you and the men's were you in
Speaker 1: the serious? Why don't you go to Target and tell
Speaker 1: him not to have a woman's section of clothing because
Speaker 1: some men like to. We didn't say that that's what
Speaker 1: you're saying I'm not no, if I'm not, I'm not voting.
Speaker 1: I'm not rooting for that. I'm just what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is you would think in what store have you ever
Speaker 1: been in where the women's razors are next to the
Speaker 1: men's razors and the women's shampoo is next to the
Speaker 1: men's shampoo. I shop at spot the things. I shop
Speaker 1: at small stores, so it's hard. They don't have that
Speaker 1: kind of real estate. Okay, but they still put them. Okay,
Speaker 1: they put together. Oh you know, go to Macy's and
Speaker 1: ask him where the women's coats aren't with that, that's different.
Speaker 1: You're talking about clothing. You're talking about you suck tweets
Speaker 1: at Scary Jones. Anyway, the point was, it's all women's shampoo.
Speaker 1: It's all sent into what women traditionally like. It's all
Speaker 1: floral sense. I'm not gonna use it, Okay, I said, dude,
Speaker 1: do you have I I'm looking for the men's swave.
Speaker 1: Do you have it? And he's like, you know, and
Speaker 1: he's blown bubbles again. I'm like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I'm gonna I'll find it. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. He goes all right, I go. But seriously, though,
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna just walk in the back, all right?
Speaker 1: So I said, before I walk there again, is there
Speaker 1: is there men ship pulling it back? You know what?
Speaker 1: I really don't know. You know what, I believe them.
Speaker 1: I believed him, So, you know what, fuck you, Bobby Bubbles.
Speaker 1: It would be one thing if the snot bubbles, if
Speaker 1: he knew what he was talking about. But he didn't
Speaker 1: even know what he's talking about. Ah, and he works there,
Speaker 1: he's getting paid, he's getting a check, he's getting a check,
Speaker 1: a COVID check. They must be getting getting scraping the
Speaker 1: bottom of the barrel because you know, so many people
Speaker 1: don't want to work these days. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: this guy, you know what, it was funny or he
Speaker 1: was stock in the shelves like he had a cart.
Speaker 1: He must have been. He must have been. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He just was like, well, I don't know. You know what,
Speaker 1: it's you know what, it's okay to do scary you've
Speaker 1: worked in customer service or you know someone who works there,
Speaker 1: not me him. He could have said, you know what, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but let me go find out. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, let me bubble on my hip. Bobby
Speaker 1: Bubble Bubbles could have asked for help, yea, so fun
Speaker 1: you Bobby Bubbles didn't ask to help, So I had
Speaker 1: to go. So you know what, there is no other
Speaker 1: men's grooming sex anymore. That's gone. So they were out
Speaker 1: of what I wanted, which is a huge store. They're
Speaker 1: out of it. Yes, I had to go walk like
Speaker 1: thirteen aisles to where it used to be and there's
Speaker 1: no men's grooming section. It's not a popular thing. Not
Speaker 1: a popular thing. Though, what are you gonna do now? So, man, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you would have done today. Man,
Speaker 1: if you were fighting for parking spaces, I am so.
Speaker 1: I am I rate about the parking situation in front
Speaker 1: of our building. Um I needed sometimes because of that
Speaker 1: press only. Well, no, this has nothing to do with at.
Speaker 1: This is This is people parking like assholes when you
Speaker 1: see if you park, if you are trying to find
Speaker 1: a spot in you're near a big city, right, You're
Speaker 1: in a big city. Because a lot of times this
Speaker 1: does don't apply to people on old town roads, little
Speaker 1: non sex and uh, you know people that in more
Speaker 1: rural areas or even the suburbs. But as you get
Speaker 1: closer to the city, you may live or work in
Speaker 1: an area where every inch counts when it comes to parking,
Speaker 1: especially in the parallel parking world. Absolutely, well, I I
Speaker 1: I pull up today and there's a guy who all
Speaker 1: the cars, but all the cars are lined up on
Speaker 1: the left hand side, and then there's just a little
Speaker 1: there's a little bit, a little bit of space behind
Speaker 1: the last guy, but not enough for a car because
Speaker 1: there's a corner about the corner is behind the crosswalk. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, damn it, all right, so I start
Speaker 1: rolling to the front, go to the front. The guy
Speaker 1: in the first spot left so much fucking room in
Speaker 1: the first spot, a half a spot there, maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit more. But then there were the cross row
Speaker 1: walk on the on the front, you get it to
Speaker 1: the crush road, so there's at the space between the
Speaker 1: crushwalk on the street before and the street maybe the
Speaker 1: space between space between that. So you know that, don't
Speaker 1: don't give me oh well, you don't know who got
Speaker 1: there first. Know that guy had the choice to play.
Speaker 1: There was no way there was another car in front
Speaker 1: of him when he pulled in. That guy decided that
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave it right here, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave all this fucking space in front of me. What
Speaker 1: that did was it caused a chain reaction of less
Speaker 1: parking spaces behind it, especially when it comes to the
Speaker 1: end of the block on the on the back side.
Speaker 1: So you can't, dude, we don't do that anymore. We don't.
Speaker 1: This isn't This isn't going to growing up in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: when we were fifteen years old. Did you take a
Speaker 1: TikTok video and p on it? Dude? I didn't do
Speaker 1: any of the things that carry Underwood did to her
Speaker 1: boy friend Win she found out that he cheated. Maybe
Speaker 1: next time I'll think before he doesn't pull and take
Speaker 1: you know, you know, Louis slugget too both headlights or
Speaker 1: it didn't slash, slash the seats or any of that. Ship.
Speaker 1: You're you're not Brooklyn anymore, my friend. Not happening. But
Speaker 1: there's a great website and I talked about it on
Speaker 1: the other this morning, and everyone should. Everybody should have
Speaker 1: this because when I talked about it, people texted and
Speaker 1: they're like, dude, I got this from my husband. He goes, dude,
Speaker 1: this is the best gift I ever got them. If
Speaker 1: you ever so you go to just google the following
Speaker 1: Google you park like an asshole. If you google you
Speaker 1: park like an asshole. There's you can buy these cards.
Speaker 1: Some of them are signs, some of them are cards,
Speaker 1: some of them are stickers. Don't get the stickers and
Speaker 1: uh and and these signs that you could put on
Speaker 1: people's cars and you could literally, if they say it professionally,
Speaker 1: you park like an asshole, because and then there's all
Speaker 1: these obvious things like you know, you park diagonal, you
Speaker 1: take up two lanes, you you know, you're you know whatever.
Speaker 1: It is. The point is you could check off all
Speaker 1: the boxes of why this person parked like an asshole.
Speaker 1: And then when you leave your car, you just you
Speaker 1: just slide it under their windshield and you walk away,
Speaker 1: and then you leave for them and let them know
Speaker 1: that they're a fucking asshole. And they'll never know who
Speaker 1: did it, because it's not like you you know, you
Speaker 1: hand written, your hand wrote anything. So you know, it's
Speaker 1: just a great way of just having closure. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, you know what that does, that gets
Speaker 1: to the guy, that gets the guy to come to
Speaker 1: his come out to his car faster. You know why
Speaker 1: because the second you're gonna put it on his windshield,
Speaker 1: he comes on and goes, what the funk are you
Speaker 1: doing by my car? And he's like, he's a joke
Speaker 1: website and he punches you. Now you, I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you it's great, or even use it as a gag
Speaker 1: or a joke on your family, your family and your friends.
Speaker 1: CNN Breaking news Man with jokes sticker gets shot by
Speaker 1: man who doesn't like the joke. You know, the guy
Speaker 1: who the guy who talks like that doesn't give a
Speaker 1: shit about other people. He doesn't, right, so he doesn't
Speaker 1: give a shit about me or my life? Is what
Speaker 1: you right? Right? That's someone who doesn't care. I fuck it,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pull off stake courteous. What does it
Speaker 1: take to be courteous? Now? There was a five percent
Speaker 1: chance that the car in front of him was close
Speaker 1: to where he pulled in pulled out in the next car.
Speaker 1: You can't fit a car. You could not fit a
Speaker 1: car in the space that he left. So the guy
Speaker 1: car in front of him may have been a smaller
Speaker 1: car than the big car pulled out. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the first car, the original car. That is the car
Speaker 1: in the front, in the very front of that of
Speaker 1: that cross walk. Right, that guy decided to pull up
Speaker 1: only only partially and did and didn't close up the
Speaker 1: gap up to the stop, up to the crosswalk. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. There's no way a car was in
Speaker 1: front of him. So he was the leader, he was
Speaker 1: the follow the leader guy. He sucked it up. Everyone
Speaker 1: sucked it up for everyone. Ship rolls downhill, asshole with Scary.
Speaker 1: I've got an asshole story. I've got so many. But
Speaker 1: why is it that you have no tolerance for I
Speaker 1: think that's what it is. You've low were tolerance and
Speaker 1: a higher expectation people that are getting paid an hourly wage. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: about isn't how much they get paid. You tell me
Speaker 1: what you would do in this situation, Scary Jones, let
Speaker 1: me take that bet. Let me walk that back. I
Speaker 1: don't say that people that make hourly wages are I'm
Speaker 1: saying that what do you expect from a Walmart worker?
Speaker 1: Walmart worker with a mask below his nose and blown
Speaker 1: bubbles out of his nose. First of all, it was
Speaker 1: target and it doesn't matter where he works. Either way,
Speaker 1: that person is, but they are wonderful people working at
Speaker 1: that there are every one of him. But what do
Speaker 1: you You can't always expect the best in anyone. You
Speaker 1: always expect Okay, so tell me what you would have done.
Speaker 1: And I've i've I've brought this topic up before. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh are you talking about this? I stop at an
Speaker 1: x on station on the one of the major parkways
Speaker 1: in New Jersey to rest stop, and I opened up
Speaker 1: the x on app, which has no rules. You just
Speaker 1: your credit cards already in there. You pick the pump
Speaker 1: number and you open the pump and you say, begin fueling. Now,
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, you don't pump your own gas. You're
Speaker 1: not allowed. You have to have the person come over
Speaker 1: and pump your guests. Correct. One of the very few
Speaker 1: states that still need to New York and Oregon, New
Speaker 1: Jersey and Oregon New Jersey. So I need Jersey organ right.
Speaker 1: So the guy comes over and he says, he says, uh, now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I have to explain his accent
Speaker 1: because when he was later on he says something that
Speaker 1: I has to have. He's asking for permission. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not no not he so he says uh, he goes
Speaker 1: what type? I said, thirty dollars regular. Now I want
Speaker 1: to tell you something. My my car was on fumes.
Speaker 1: I had like four miles left empty, right, which is
Speaker 1: why I didn't mind, you know, pulling up on the Parkway.
Speaker 1: You know you're paying likes a gallon more for the
Speaker 1: convenience to be I was gonna say, that's very unlike
Speaker 1: you bro to pay the hip. I was running on fumes,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, desperate times call for desperate measure, that's right.
Speaker 1: So I so I realized, if I fill up the car,
Speaker 1: it's gonna cost me fifty dollars because I know what
Speaker 1: my car holds and I know i'm empty, right, So
Speaker 1: I said to the guy, you know I'm gonna pay
Speaker 1: for conveniance. I don't need to overpay for convenience. So
Speaker 1: I say, give me thirty dollars regular. Thirty big spender.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd go for five dollars and just makes
Speaker 1: some money. Plus I know I have a long road trip.
Speaker 1: The next day, I was driving something. I thought, maybe
Speaker 1: you want enough gas just to get to the next
Speaker 1: gas station. I've done that though, I've done it. Give
Speaker 1: a guy a five dollar it's like seventy. Listen, there's
Speaker 1: a station in me. It's like a sixty seven cents.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, sixty seventy cents more than everywhere else.
Speaker 1: I'm not buying a lot of gas from that guy,
Speaker 1: but if I'm desperate, here's five bucks. Give me five
Speaker 1: bucks anyway. So I sell a guy thirty dollars. I
Speaker 1: thought that was fair, right, that's fair. He says, no, thirty,
Speaker 1: gotta fill it, gotta fill it. What what you into
Speaker 1: these fucking people? So I told you this. They did
Speaker 1: this to me at p P. They said, the app app,
Speaker 1: you use the app, you have to fill it up,
Speaker 1: you have to fill, must fill big pricks. So I said, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said xex on. I said no, I don't. There's
Speaker 1: no rules in the app. Doesn't see anything about having
Speaker 1: to fill up. I gotta fill up, I said. I said, listen, guy,
Speaker 1: the pump doesn't know how much my car holds. If
Speaker 1: you stop it at thirty, then it's filled as far
Speaker 1: as the pump knows. The pump isn't gonna lose any sleep, right,
Speaker 1: What an asshole? So he goes, now fill it up only,
Speaker 1: and so then the app locks right after like a minute,
Speaker 1: it locks the pump again, so he throws his hands
Speaker 1: up and he walks away to go help somebody else. Wow,
Speaker 1: now I'm pausing. I'm pausing the story here, scary. What
Speaker 1: would you have done? What would I have done? I
Speaker 1: would have gotten out of my car. I would have
Speaker 1: hit the fucking stop button, and I would have put
Speaker 1: the hose back in the thing and paid him for whatever.
Speaker 1: I Okay, that's what I would have done. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you're the guy who like, oh laid back guy a lot.
Speaker 1: In this case, you can't tell me. You can't pull
Speaker 1: money out of my pocket and tell me what I
Speaker 1: need to spend. So here's what I did. I opened
Speaker 1: up the pump again with my app while he was
Speaker 1: three aisles away. I put the pump in my car
Speaker 1: and I start pumping and it's got you know, because
Speaker 1: it's in Jersey, they have the click in the handle
Speaker 1: that actually works, so you can lock it and let
Speaker 1: it pump by itself. So I turned it on. I
Speaker 1: got back at my car, so it looked like I
Speaker 1: was just sitting there and he can't see the pump
Speaker 1: in my car because he's on the other side. So
Speaker 1: now I'm like twenty six. I'm watching it, going get
Speaker 1: to thirty, get to thirty because I'm gonna jump out
Speaker 1: at thirty and turn it off right, because of course
Speaker 1: you can do that. He didn't want to stand there
Speaker 1: and turn it off at thirty. That's what really it
Speaker 1: was about, of course. Okay, so he comes over and
Speaker 1: he sees it at He comes over twenty and a
Speaker 1: half and I get out of the car. He goes,
Speaker 1: you fill it. I said, no, I'm thirty dollars. No,
Speaker 1: you have to fill it the app. You have to
Speaker 1: fill it on the app. I said, here's you have to.
Speaker 1: It will let you, It will let you. I said,
Speaker 1: really watch this and I go click, click, and I
Speaker 1: at thirty dollars and twenty cents, I turn it off.
Speaker 1: I put it back. I had done right in front
Speaker 1: of him. He goes, no, you you must top, must top,
Speaker 1: must top. So then the thing goes you want to receiat?
Speaker 1: I hit no, I go have a nice day. He goes, no,
Speaker 1: you have to top, you have to top. I feel
Speaker 1: like saying him, no, you your bottom don't even know whatever.
Speaker 1: So now at that point, would you have said an
Speaker 1: to him? I don't know what I would have done.
Speaker 1: I said no, no top, and I got back on
Speaker 1: my cough. Then I went over to the quickie mart
Speaker 1: and I spent no top me what top it off
Speaker 1: that he does? I have to top it off, right,
Speaker 1: he said, you must hop must stop you top you
Speaker 1: top Now. Maybe maybe he has a problem with numbers
Speaker 1: that are not even like. Maybe maybe he's got like O, C,
Speaker 1: D or something. Well, you need to see whole numbers.
Speaker 1: I need to see. I need to see it thirty
Speaker 1: imagine that. So listen, you guys with drive throughs, especially
Speaker 1: if you live in Jersey where they pump your gas
Speaker 1: or Oregon, don't let them fun. Don't one will lie
Speaker 1: to you. They want your money, They want a full
Speaker 1: tank of gas late and they don't want to stand
Speaker 1: there and turn it off at thirty. They don't want to.
Speaker 1: So they want to be able to like put it
Speaker 1: on full, walk away and come back whenever when it clicks,
Speaker 1: and that's what you're done. But this guy, I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's not my problem. That's almost a scamboni. Not my problem.
Speaker 1: I do as well. First, all ship you got me Postmates,
Speaker 1: one of the you know food ordering services you know
Speaker 1: all around the country. They call him. I don't get
Speaker 1: the name your Postmates means where I get grub Hub.
Speaker 1: I don't even get the logo. Well, there's a guy.
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like, uh is a guy
Speaker 1: on a bicycle, like like aiming at the moon. Like
Speaker 1: he's like with the stars behind him. It's like et
Speaker 1: It's like he's at eat and he's going over the
Speaker 1: moon and he's like delivering your food. But it's called Postmates.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it started in New York City,
Speaker 1: like way back and it was one of the I
Speaker 1: think it was one of the original look it up whatever. Look,
Speaker 1: you know you got door dasht name the seamless seamless,
Speaker 1: so so you know I actually I said, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm on door Dash. And by the way, I feel
Speaker 1: like these apps and know when you're opening the other
Speaker 1: competition's app, because a notification will just drop down on
Speaker 1: my phone from the other app saying hey you're hungry,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait, wait a second, how do you
Speaker 1: know I'm hungry? But I must know you. I think
Speaker 1: that's the real issue on your competition's app. But I
Speaker 1: got fucking notification now on my phone saying are you hungry?
Speaker 1: From the rival app. Anyway, all these places they go
Speaker 1: back and forth each other. There's so many in the
Speaker 1: field right now, and I have all of them. So
Speaker 1: I'm on Postmates, um, and I noticed a pop up
Speaker 1: and I'm by the way, you can order food from
Speaker 1: different places from the same place in two different apps,
Speaker 1: and sometimes the menu items are different because they haven't
Speaker 1: updated that specific app with those. So maybe the fried
Speaker 1: shrimp is on the Postmates app, but it didn't make
Speaker 1: it to the steams app. But from the same restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And sometimes the prices different brody which, so
Speaker 1: they prices fucking differ, And so I am now I'm
Speaker 1: a'm ordering for a restaurant that I said, Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: yeah that. Speaking of which, I went to a place
Speaker 1: to order and one place had large and small sizes
Speaker 1: and one app didn't. They only had large. Well they
Speaker 1: scam is a scamboni, So here's the scamboni on Postmates.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm now like measuring the prices, and the
Speaker 1: price on the door dash for the same restaurant comes
Speaker 1: out to about twelve dollars more, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: And then the Postmates like, yeah, it was that much
Speaker 1: of a difference. So all of a sudden, there was
Speaker 1: a pop up on Postmates that said you get fifty
Speaker 1: percent off right now. If it literally popped up from
Speaker 1: under like it was within the app. I'm like, from
Speaker 1: fifty off, and it said must spend forty to get
Speaker 1: to qualify. And I'm like, okay, that's great, my forty off.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna top it off to forty and
Speaker 1: then and my my price is gonna drop down the twenty.
Speaker 1: This is fucking brilliant, man, you know. So now I
Speaker 1: closed the door dash app altogether and I don't need
Speaker 1: you today tonight, and I'm and I'm like going through
Speaker 1: with my order, and sure enough I click it, I
Speaker 1: put the tip in and my hold on so I
Speaker 1: get to forty dollars. I actually ordered like a side
Speaker 1: of Coleslaw to get over the hump to make it
Speaker 1: from thirty eight dollars to forty so I can reach
Speaker 1: the threshold. And now I'm saving twenty bucks. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so here. I love over ordered everything. Hit'd
Speaker 1: enter great. My food you know you follow you follow
Speaker 1: it on the fucking you know map, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my food's here. My food shows up and then I
Speaker 1: realized after the tip, after I do the tip and everything,
Speaker 1: and I get my food and I look at the
Speaker 1: receipt on the bag and I'm like, wait a second. Cents.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a second, that's like full price. What
Speaker 1: happened to? So I now go back into the app
Speaker 1: of past orders, which is now an order that's in
Speaker 1: the past because they've delivered my food, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at this fucking thing. The receipt in the app had
Speaker 1: all these fucking charges that they quote took money off four,
Speaker 1: so it was like delivery fee and then the service
Speaker 1: fee this feed there was literally four or five is
Speaker 1: a convenient There was four fucking fees, and the quote
Speaker 1: twenty dollars went to that it went to canceling out
Speaker 1: all the extra fees, which they didn't tell me up front.
Speaker 1: They just said, I'm getting off of my order. So
Speaker 1: if I make it to four, if I spent four
Speaker 1: year dollars my orders twenty bucks, yeah, but I still
Speaker 1: have to pay the tip and I still have to
Speaker 1: pay tax. So they added fees on. So my quote
Speaker 1: money that I got off never went to the actual
Speaker 1: food because this the fees on Postmates are so exorbitant
Speaker 1: are so high that all it really is offering you
Speaker 1: is free delivery. That's insanity. It is insanity. The bill
Speaker 1: was thirty and change. I'm like, how can this be?
Speaker 1: I waited to fourty dollars and I saw the money
Speaker 1: come off and we went to twenty like this is great?
Speaker 1: Who twenty plus tip? No? No, no, The money went
Speaker 1: to all these invisible fees that they didn't really show
Speaker 1: me up front that they're all great out and shoot.
Speaker 1: You feel good because it's all crushed out and read
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, okay, you saved money on this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my twenty dollars that I got off the forty went
Speaker 1: to other ship and went to like like these inflated
Speaker 1: delivery fees, car air freshener for the driver fee. Stupidity.
Speaker 1: There's and you know some of these places have COVID
Speaker 1: fees in there too. The building. It is insane. It
Speaker 1: is insane. That's what you get. You know, you try
Speaker 1: to do the right thing and you you you bump
Speaker 1: up your your order and now what you do did
Speaker 1: you call and complain? No? Race, you suck you nothing
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast us. But what would I what
Speaker 1: would be what would my complaint even be this misleading discount?
Speaker 1: Misleading discount, Yes, fifty off, it's fifty percent off. They
Speaker 1: put the discount on the food, right, they said they
Speaker 1: tied it to the food. They said, order forty dollars
Speaker 1: in food, gett off your that's right. So I made
Speaker 1: I literally, I only had like thirty three dollars worth
Speaker 1: of food. But I'm like, I'm gonna bump it into forty.
Speaker 1: I ordered a couple of actually I ordered. I was
Speaker 1: incentivized to make it to forty. The coal slow put
Speaker 1: me over the edge. And then it's like boom, it
Speaker 1: went down to the slaws while into suit the twenties,
Speaker 1: the sub total, the twenty is a subtital Brodie. And
Speaker 1: then and they don't they don't really show you all
Speaker 1: that rest of the stuff unless you click into the
Speaker 1: goddamn receipt. And I'm like, what did I really see?
Speaker 1: If the twenty dollars on? So uh scary? I noticed
Speaker 1: you gain weight because of the COVID uh pandemic, and
Speaker 1: no law call slaw, No I was. I was trying
Speaker 1: to get a discount, so over that son of a bitch. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So what's your scamboni all right, So um, I was
Speaker 1: selling and then we got a roll because I got
Speaker 1: tell me what, tell me what? I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: you tell me? What your reaction would be when I
Speaker 1: tell you? The fucking balls on? People? So I'm selling
Speaker 1: two chairs on Facebook. Okay, there are two chairs. They swivel.
Speaker 1: I'm getting rid of the chairs. So the chairs, I
Speaker 1: marked them down. They're much more expensive, not much more.
Speaker 1: But then there are a hundred for the two chairs. Okay.
Speaker 1: This woman hits me up on Facebook and says, how
Speaker 1: far are you from Princeton, New Jersey? So I said,
Speaker 1: and she goes, would you consider these chairs comfortable? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Right back, Yes, they're very comfortable. And here's my town
Speaker 1: and my zip code so she could figure out the
Speaker 1: distance from Princeton. Right, that's all you need. Scary, right,
Speaker 1: because then I'll just go I'll plug it into Google
Speaker 1: Maps and I'll just see a basic amount of time.
Speaker 1: I mean, give or take a few minutes, take a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. It's either an hour or it's thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: But if it's an hour in one minute, it's not
Speaker 1: going to change your decision. So she says, can you
Speaker 1: just give me your address? I want to see the distance.
Speaker 1: So I said, just use the town in the zip
Speaker 1: code in any map program. It will give you the distance.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, but I don't know you. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're serious about the purchase. If you
Speaker 1: could just please put in the zip code in the town.
Speaker 1: So then she says, well, it says a minimum of
Speaker 1: fifty minutes, and I want to come and sit in
Speaker 1: them first. So I'm thinking of myself, I'm gonna wait
Speaker 1: around for this woman is sitting them and then leave
Speaker 1: because you know what's gonna happen. Scary. She's gonna get
Speaker 1: there and go, oh, I drove all this way. They're
Speaker 1: not that comfortable. I give you. She's gonna haggle with you, right,
Speaker 1: She's gonna do what you would have done if you
Speaker 1: were on the other end of this transaction. Sure, right, right,
Speaker 1: So I said to her, you know you're welcome to come,
Speaker 1: but uh, I'm telling you that comfortable. You know it's
Speaker 1: a long trip. So she writes me back, she's well,
Speaker 1: because I'm coming so far, and because I need to
Speaker 1: buy fabric and hire an an upholsterer to reef to
Speaker 1: recover them, I can only offer you sevent She's haggling
Speaker 1: right there in the so So I said to her, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. I said, your choice to reapholster is on you.
Speaker 1: Why should I be paid for your reupholstering. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? That's nerve because she does. If I'm
Speaker 1: going to buy a car and the guy says to me,
Speaker 1: it's for the car, can I say to him listen,
Speaker 1: I'm planning on repainting the car, so I need you
Speaker 1: to sell to me for eighteen I'm gonna put a
Speaker 1: spoiler and a hoop tie and a neon on the carriage.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put in a new sound system. That's on.
Speaker 1: That's on me. That's on me. You want to reappuls
Speaker 1: in chairs, lady, that's on. That's your problem. And why
Speaker 1: am I paid for She's trying to do some market
Speaker 1: ship to your chairs. Yes, she's like, I'll give you
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars less because it's a long ride and
Speaker 1: I want to change the chairs completely. Well, look, don't
Speaker 1: buy them, then, don't drive buy chairs close to your house.
Speaker 1: If these are the perfect chairs, while you're recovering them,
Speaker 1: you do you imagine the nerve? So I said, the
Speaker 1: best I can do. I'll give to the in fifteen,
Speaker 1: I'll take ten bucks off the tolls. I try to
Speaker 1: be nice, she says, Now best I can do with
Speaker 1: seventy five that's nowhere near the price you're offering them for. Right,
Speaker 1: I'll give you something. How much was and how she goes?
Speaker 1: How does she? How does she just chopping that, chopping
Speaker 1: off fifty and big thinking out gas and tolls and
Speaker 1: what she wants to pay in upholster to read and fabric.
Speaker 1: You know yourself, fund yourself on you. So I told
Speaker 1: that I was sold. I'm like, you know what I
Speaker 1: just sold him. Suck yourself, maniplest fucking brass balls, fuck yourself,
Speaker 1: go fuck you hell fuck he gonna fund yourself? So
Speaker 1: so so uh so her name's her name is Sally,
Speaker 1: by the way, Sally. Fuck you what was it? Tracy?
Speaker 1: Fuck you Tracy, fuck you Bobby Bubbles and fuck you Sally.
Speaker 1: And fuck you guy who works at the gas station
Speaker 1: whose name I'm not gonna even try to pronounce, fuck you,
Speaker 1: go top yourself off. Fuck you postmates, fuck you asshole driver. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fun you suits that don't fit scary Wait a second,
Speaker 1: fuck you coslaw, Fuck you Coaslaw. That's almost the Coastlaws problem. Yeah,
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