WEBVTT - #191: F.U. Cole Slaw!

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, start up, Brooklyn Boy start Up, Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>start Up. They're making noise data up. Episode one, Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys Podcast, Yo podcast, Hey Scary Happy Podcast Day? No, no, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy International podcast? I'm sorry? Happy International Podcast Day? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean what would is International podcast Day? Means you must

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<v Speaker 1>have an international podcast? Or is it a podcast? At?

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<v Speaker 1>Podcasts around the world are celebrating. You know, we're huge

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<v Speaker 1>in Belgium, so Czechoslovakia we've been on those comedy charts

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<v Speaker 1>for a while, and then Germany we were big. Mongolia sure,

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<v Speaker 1>the Mongolians. You could call us Mr Worldwide's well, I'm wide,

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<v Speaker 1>but you could Mrs Worldwide. Sure, whatever you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call us either way, And happy uh International Podcast Day tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>While when we post this it's Thursday, so Thursday night,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still be when you hear it right away to

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<v Speaker 1>all of our slices. Uh to you as well, because

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<v Speaker 1>you support us. You are podcast listeners. You've been here

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<v Speaker 1>for like four years strong, Oh my god, has it

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<v Speaker 1>been that long? Some of you before that in the old,

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<v Speaker 1>in the old off air show days. Holy so you

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<v Speaker 1>are you were here before two sixteen? We did that

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<v Speaker 1>this four years, Holy mother, been a long time. This

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<v Speaker 1>has been quite the road. Well, my Walkers and Talkers podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>which started I think in TWI sixteen. Maybe we just recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't edited it yet, so it hopefully go up

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<v Speaker 1>tonight as well. We just did episode one. Well I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait. Gonna be Oh, it's gonna be just like one,

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<v Speaker 1>except with a different number. I think that same votes

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<v Speaker 1>for this podcast. Yeah, I don't think we have anything

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<v Speaker 1>special plan for two hundred. We're talking about it, we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it. We don't know, we don't know. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I just I just belched up something. Something

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<v Speaker 1>repeated on me. You don't know what it is. It was,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I have today? Even? I had chicken palm?

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<v Speaker 1>No from where a Scotty be from the Big Show?

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<v Speaker 1>He brought in chicken palm this morning? He we had

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<v Speaker 1>a surprise palm. Wait minute, was it like palm from

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant or his wife? You know, a restaurant palm?

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, because yeah, this this restaurant. They made

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<v Speaker 1>me an entire tray. And because I'm Scotty b you

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<v Speaker 1>know from Serial Killers? Oh him, oh you oh great.

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<v Speaker 1>So he decided to bring it in and share it

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<v Speaker 1>with me and and straighten eight this morning on the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Show. So I'm like eight o'clock, random palm appears.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like it when it's a surprise like that,

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<v Speaker 1>because you've under you know, I'm not really expecting anything,

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<v Speaker 1>and then just palm a round. Well, had Scotty let

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<v Speaker 1>me know, I might have come in today. That would

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten you. Had you brought harm home, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have come to your place to record. How about that,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you would have you know, you would have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>off your crusty catch or that. I have new couches now, homie,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're not they haven't got a chance to be crusty. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I'm sitting next to the crusty couch in

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<v Speaker 1>the basement. I think you're the krusty person on the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>If you watch the Officer and fifteen in the Morning

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<v Speaker 1>Show podcast, there's been many people who have called you crusty. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then they're idiots. No, they said, they said, what's up

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<v Speaker 1>with Brody? He looks so bored on the couch. You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I got an email? Was it board on the couch

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm in the count I'm on the couch board Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>board in the board in the house and I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the house board in the house on the sounds weird. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, um, in all serious seriousness, and maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>want to answer this question. A question came to our

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast account. You can always email us at

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Sure, and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody asked about your get Let's see, was this to

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<v Speaker 1>get back in the studio? Okay, so that that was

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<v Speaker 1>something else. It wasn't that last week he taught me.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody wants to already studio? No, that was okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was last week's eat. Get Brodie out of his house?

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag crappy WiFi. Um No, there was somebody that was

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<v Speaker 1>commenting and I can't find it right now about you

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<v Speaker 1>look so sad on the couch. Say no, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying at all. I'm waiting for my chance to jump in.

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<v Speaker 1>See when we were in the studio doing the fifth

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<v Speaker 1>Minute Morning Show podcast prior to zoom, you could see everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm I'm more apt to jump in a lot

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, that's just the way my wit works.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quick and I like to. When something pops into

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<v Speaker 1>my head, I gotta spew it out on this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like crossing a busy street like the old Frogger game,

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta like look around trying to sell the

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<v Speaker 1>faces get in. And Plus, because I'm using my phone,

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<v Speaker 1>I only see four boxes, so all the four people

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see, so I don't know who's about to talk, Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're staring, because people see you staring at the screen,

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<v Speaker 1>almost like the screen is frozen. I'm analyzing it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for my way in. He analyze this or

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<v Speaker 1>there's something I don't have anything to talk about. If

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<v Speaker 1>it's something i'm supposed to like, I don't have an

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<v Speaker 1>opinion on right, then I'm not gonna smile and sit

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<v Speaker 1>there like a train monkey. You go, oh, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be able to smiling. I'm waiting. I'm listening intently, enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast as a listener. I wave, I drink water,

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<v Speaker 1>I drink tea. Were crystal light picture on the next

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<v Speaker 1>to me there lovingly into the screen. You do you

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<v Speaker 1>make googly eyes at um all the way. Yesterday on

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<v Speaker 1>the fifteen fifty Men Moorring Show podcast, I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about No it was on air Monday on air, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Monday on air. I was recapping my weekend. And I

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<v Speaker 1>went to Governor's Ball shortly known as gov Ball on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday and Saturday last week. It was a three day festival.

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<v Speaker 1>I went Friday and Saturday and Nate said to me,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you doing there? As if I shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>there because it targets a younger crowd, right, And they

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<v Speaker 1>thought maybe you were there targeting a younger crowd because

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it could look because you know, you're so.

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<v Speaker 1>There were plenty of people our age, They're scary. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a music festival. It was a lot of fun. But

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<v Speaker 1>I happened to bring my daughter and her friend there,

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<v Speaker 1>so but I enjoyed the show as well. Billie Eilish

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<v Speaker 1>really Megan the Stallion. Lots of a rock bands of

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<v Speaker 1>interesting enough, but I have a govern Ball story, but

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<v Speaker 1>you go first Billie Eilish. Just speaking of Billie Eilish,

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<v Speaker 1>um was the crowd jumping up and down to her

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<v Speaker 1>when she came home, okay, because she did a great

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<v Speaker 1>job of of working the crowd. So when she said

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<v Speaker 1>everybody jomp, everybody jumped, and when she said everybody saying,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody sang. Whereas like Megan the Stallion, although she was entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>She really just shakes her butt cheeks a lot. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't interact with the crowd. She's not gonna get the

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<v Speaker 1>crowd to shake their asses the way she does, so

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<v Speaker 1>very different dynamic when she's at the Heart Radio Music Festival.

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<v Speaker 1>She came out after that on that show, and she

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't believe it because, you know, obviously the organ billy um.

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<v Speaker 1>She couldn't believe how crazy you Obviously, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>people were excited for her, but you're in an arena,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're in an elevated situation where there are seats.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bizarre. It's they're going up and you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>goes up into a sky like the bowl, like a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>And so she was She's like, wait a second, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on a second. It's been a fucking year and a half. People.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, I want to see you, bounce. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see you and she tried to do the bounce

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<v Speaker 1>thing where because because most of the time she plays

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<v Speaker 1>these massive festivals and it's just a stage like gov Ball,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just a massive amount of people in So

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<v Speaker 1>when you see the right so when you see the jump, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole crowd jumps at once. You can't do that

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<v Speaker 1>in a stadium seating seating kind of can't stand up

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<v Speaker 1>and jump, You'll fall down to the next row. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>you'll fall onto the person. And if you had drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>your might drop your hotdog and soda. You know, really,

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<v Speaker 1>Billie Eilish, it wasn't Fae Eilish, it was Billie Eilish,

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<v Speaker 1>wife felt because last that was a reference the last

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<v Speaker 1>week's podcast with you guys Listen in order. Although Scary

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<v Speaker 1>didn't bring the jingles home again, her brother is you

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<v Speaker 1>know Phineas. I thought I was encountering faux Phineas backstage

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<v Speaker 1>or actually in the lounge, and it was really hit Phineas. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was real Phineas. So let's say about good ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you a couple of funny stories. So

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<v Speaker 1>I got passes from the radio station right because we

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<v Speaker 1>had we had extra ones left over that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>from after the giveaways, and so I got to go

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<v Speaker 1>bring my daughter. But because she brought a friend, I

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<v Speaker 1>only had two wristbands. I needed a pass to get in.

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<v Speaker 1>So I I contacted my friends at the Mets because

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<v Speaker 1>it was at the where the Mets, it was their

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<v Speaker 1>stadium and they got me two wristbands, right, so what

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me? One extra wrist band for Friday and one

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<v Speaker 1>expert extra wrist band for Saturday. So I got I

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<v Speaker 1>got to use the extra wrist span on Friday, and

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<v Speaker 1>then my daughter's friend canceled on Saturday, but we still

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<v Speaker 1>went anyway. Right, So I had the extra wristband. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a long story, it's not important to the story. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she had the ships, so I had this extra band.

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<v Speaker 1>Now keep in mind, it's general admission, meaning you walk in,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk around, you stand wherever you wants, not seats. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no bands together. Nobody goes in. Everybody like no wristbands, right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I've got this extra ticket, So I tell my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter go ahead in. I'm gonna find someone who needs

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<v Speaker 1>a wristband and give it away because man try to

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<v Speaker 1>sell it to somebody, right, because I got it for free.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm walking around and everybody I say, hey, do

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<v Speaker 1>you need a wristband? They think I'm a scalper. Now

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<v Speaker 1>they were like seven or eight scalper is running around

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<v Speaker 1>like like rats, like swooping in on people. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to get wristbands, wristbands. They're like arms full of wristbands, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, so you know who they are. And

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<v Speaker 1>so every time I walked over, right, they were like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. They didn't want to like pay

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<v Speaker 1>scalpe prices, but I was like, do you need a

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<v Speaker 1>ticket like to get in? And they're like like, So

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to go to the box office. And I

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<v Speaker 1>woke up to the box office. There's a long line

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<v Speaker 1>and the show is sold out for Saturday. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>think there were some seats available for I sold out Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm asking people online, Hey, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say that free because I don't want someone to take

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<v Speaker 1>it and then sell it, right, So I want to

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<v Speaker 1>find someone who generally needs a pass a wristband. So

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<v Speaker 1>these group of girls, after I've like happy girls, group

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<v Speaker 1>of girls, ten people are walked by. It's like you

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<v Speaker 1>know that the snake lines like a musem parks, So

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<v Speaker 1>they're snaking. So I'm on the end by the fence

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<v Speaker 1>and so as people are walking to come on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>So these young girls, I don't know, eighteen and twenties

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in there, excuse me, do you guys need a wristband?

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<v Speaker 1>So she's just how much I said free, I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>it away. She's just now saw I need two together

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<v Speaker 1>and walks away down it walks away. At that point,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna like twist her on to take it.

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<v Speaker 1>I told her it's freez. Just now I need to like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I'm not gonna teach her how

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<v Speaker 1>life works. You take the free one, you buy one more, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is she so stupid? Right? So okay, so I

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<v Speaker 1>walk around. Now the show started, the shows that we

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<v Speaker 1>we've gotten there, I don't know the show was like

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<v Speaker 1>noon to a like eleven o'clock at night. We got

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<v Speaker 1>there at six to see Megan's stallion. Because the traffic,

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<v Speaker 1>we got there late. So at this point I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go in right because Megan's going on in a

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<v Speaker 1>little while. So this guy comes up to me. He

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<v Speaker 1>sees me with the wristband. I have the weekend wristband

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<v Speaker 1>three day pass on my on my bicep, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have the the I think it was pink, pink or

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<v Speaker 1>yellow whatever. The Saturday call it was no, uh and

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<v Speaker 1>neither and Coplay wasn't there singing ye yellow, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>I have the extra wristband and I'm walking in and

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<v Speaker 1>he sees it. He goes, hey, man, he's selling. So

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<v Speaker 1>I knew he was a scalper. So I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>give it to him for free, right, But I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to go in, so there's no one else to give

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<v Speaker 1>it to, so I say to him. So I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>to myself, you know what, we were there the night before,

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<v Speaker 1>and the and the sweatshirts my daughter wanted were between

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five and twenty, which is crazy, right, So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, the show is already almost over, like

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<v Speaker 1>for the night. Let me see what the guy guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give me. Because at that point I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>give it away. I tried to do the right thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna reinvest the money

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<v Speaker 1>right back into the shirt. So I didn't feel guilty

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<v Speaker 1>about it, right, Okay, So so I said to the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, how much you want for it? I go,

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest with you, I'd like fifty. I figured

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<v Speaker 1>out we'll buy the sweatshirt for seventy five, give me fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's late in the show and he's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be able to sell it, so he says, I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you forty. I go, look, you know, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>want to sell it. I don't even feel right about

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<v Speaker 1>selling it, and not for forty. I'm not gonna know.

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<v Speaker 1>But you got it for free. It's not that I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want him to resell it and make a profit

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<v Speaker 1>off some other poor kid. Doesn't matter. The initial transaction

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<v Speaker 1>would have been you scalping it to him, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>an illegal transaction right there. Though The ticket was as

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<v Speaker 1>does matter? You got it for I understand that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to get it. Is it not scalping if

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<v Speaker 1>you charge you everywhere anywhere up dollars, if you charge less,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not scalping him to us, I'm selling it to

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<v Speaker 1>a scalper. Doesn't matter. You shouldn't. He should shouldn't land

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<v Speaker 1>in his hands. Period. Okay, I can't continue, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad enough, which is why. Okay, So he says,

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<v Speaker 1>i'll give you forty. I said, come on, forty. So

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I'll tell you what. We'll flip a coin.

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<v Speaker 1>You can flip it. If you win, I'll give you fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>If I win, i'll give you forty. I said, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna flip me over ten dollars? He says, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>never lose. What he says, yes, sometimes I bet a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars or nothing. Like. You can't believe you stopped

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<v Speaker 1>down to play the fucking flip game right there. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>no one was on stage at that point by the entrance,

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<v Speaker 1>so all right, so what did you do? So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, how would I flip it? He goes, God,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you pick, I'm gonna win. I'm like, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean, it's goes, I've never lost. So I flipped

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<v Speaker 1>scary and I said, tales, it was heads. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to beat him. I doesn't care about the money. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to beat him lost, so you gave him. I

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<v Speaker 1>got all right, you got forty dollars and then I

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<v Speaker 1>put it towards a sweatshirt. So I understand this. You

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<v Speaker 1>still did that was still an illegal action in my opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't it's no, no, it's legal. I was

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<v Speaker 1>far enough away from the entrance. I walked away, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a certain distance, and I bought a shirt from gov B.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, but it was a comp ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a comp thing. It was a comp thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it. It was calm. I started the story

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<v Speaker 1>by telling you I tried to give it away. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you looked up to people, you walked up to

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred people. A hundred stupid people were there, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, in front of this galloper. I would

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<v Speaker 1>cut it up with scissors at that point, because you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't getting it. I felt I just wanted to tell

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<v Speaker 1>the story. I felt guilty about it, so I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I only got enough for half a sweatshirt.

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<v Speaker 1>So I paid the rest for the sweatshirt. But I

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<v Speaker 1>tried to give it away. I did I get I go. Okay, alright, alright, podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you one of the story about god

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<v Speaker 1>Ball now that we're back, because I forgot a few

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<v Speaker 1>minutes ago. So I'm not gonna mention names. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna mention names. But we had an intern, oh not

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<v Speaker 1>that long ago, No names please. He used to come

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<v Speaker 1>into work the very formally, very conservative shirt and tie,

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<v Speaker 1>right every day shirt and tie. We used to tease.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, dude, you weren't a tie this guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I know who we talk you're talking about. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know who I'm talking about, doesn't matter. Text

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<v Speaker 1>me who you're talking about so I know who I

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<v Speaker 1>can follow along. We were talking about. I'll text you

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<v Speaker 1>right now as I'm talking, hold on home, tell me

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<v Speaker 1>who it is. I'll tell you who it is. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you what it is? Hold on. So I'm walking around

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<v Speaker 1>in the crowd because I'm not in the crowd. My

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<v Speaker 1>daughters in the crowd on Saturday. I'm not in the crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, there's all kinds of people having a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. There's people in drag. There's there's people that's drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of drunk or stone people where their friends

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<v Speaker 1>had to help them walk, you know, like they're doing

0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the us like keeping them up. You got my text text,

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<v Speaker 1>of course I know who this person is. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>so I walk by and I see this person right

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, uh, don't don't like and love my

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<v Speaker 1>text messages. Then I have to get the feedback that's

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<v Speaker 1>just loved it. I just gave it. I gave Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>the heart. Just tell me you like you we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to like everything. I'll say. I'll verbalize it.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary love the message, thank you. Okay. So I I

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<v Speaker 1>see him and he's in a very uncasual outfit, cut

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<v Speaker 1>off shirt, little shorts, and he's having a great time,

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<v Speaker 1>he's no, not just the shorts, and he's just having

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<v Speaker 1>the best time dancing like nobody's watching. And I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that's the conservative shy quiet like he was never quiet.

0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:16.080
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't say it was quiet, but you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>shirt and tie very professional or whatever, and so I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Now would you have said hello to him? A mask?

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<v Speaker 1>A mask with masks scary? I'm just saying, I'm asking

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<v Speaker 1>a question. Scary. It was bumper, a bumper, people smashed

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<v Speaker 1>up against each other. Okay, still outside but okayas only concert. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry it was a vas only concert. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the scalpels are doing the people who were leaving early.

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<v Speaker 1>They were buying their wristbands from them, their yellow wristbands

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<v Speaker 1>and putting them in their masks. Not not the not

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<v Speaker 1>the tickets. When you went, we had to show you

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<v Speaker 1>a vax card. You got a yellow wrist a yellow

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<v Speaker 1>like a ribbon, wearing your arm. But he's selling ry. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the scalpers were reselling people's COVID wrist bands so you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to have a vaccine to get in. It

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<v Speaker 1>was awful. They might as well just sell fake cards then,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, they're scalpers. They're not honest people. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that they don't belong on this, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>belong in front of concert venues. But people were buying them,

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<v Speaker 1>is my point, which means they weren't vaccinated, which means

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing my mask. That's my business and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell them people what to do. My point is I

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<v Speaker 1>walked by him and he didn't. He didn't recognize me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I recognized him. Yeah, okay, So I walked to this,

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<v Speaker 1>I walked like ten ft away. I'm like, do I

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<v Speaker 1>bother him? Do I say hello? Because he was like

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<v Speaker 1>really into it, and I thought maybe he's not comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>with me seeing him like let loose. So I went

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<v Speaker 1>up to him and he saw me, goes, what the

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<v Speaker 1>fund are you doing here? He was very happy to

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<v Speaker 1>see me. But my point was you never know who

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<v Speaker 1>you work with, how people let their hair down. I've

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<v Speaker 1>credicted quite a few of our old interns while I've

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<v Speaker 1>been out in the bad. As you know, I go

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<v Speaker 1>out on weekends and I'm the place. Yes, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>to many different restaurants and venues and clubs and bars,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've seen ours. I've seen the drunk side of

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<v Speaker 1>some of our interns that we had. I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you've busted out of your shell. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>five years. Yeah, so it would not surprise me to

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<v Speaker 1>either a see him or be c um where he

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<v Speaker 1>is now in life. And I would absolutely embrace the guys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a few years, but I'm glad I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. I wouldn't picture him specifically to be to

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<v Speaker 1>be the way he was, because he's straight. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>straightly sky, you know, right. And he wasn't like crazy crazy.

0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.040
<v Speaker 1>He was just normal crazy. And I've never seen him

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<v Speaker 1>other than like hello, hello, hello internst scary and rody dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta find a suit that fits me. I mean,

0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm on in your closet. Well, you know it's it

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<v Speaker 1>is entering fourth quarter, But as some listeners pointed out,

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<v Speaker 1>it's uh not fourth quarter scary. It's overtime scary because

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<v Speaker 1>here in sudden death, I don't know what's going on.

0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:07.200
<v Speaker 1>So um, I have I have a bunch of suits

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta find I'm there a little there's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of a little snug but I'm literally headed out

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<v Speaker 1>of here tomorrow. I'm kind of excited. I'll give I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we'll give this. I'm gonna give the slices, the

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<v Speaker 1>scoop on this. I haven't told anybody. I I cannot now.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm shocked, completely shocked. I thought you would pull

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<v Speaker 1>on my leg. This is a this is a huge

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<v Speaker 1>thing for you. This is tremendous and I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of stepped into it. UM I to

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow night. I am going to Monday night, Friday night, tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night, October one. UM. I was asked by Extra TV,

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<v Speaker 1>Extra Television, Extra Extra, uh to go drive to Mohegan's

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<v Speaker 1>Sun uhcause which is a hotel casino up in Uncasville,

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<v Speaker 1>Connecticut or down in uncas where you live, or east

0:20:55.560 --> 0:21:02.680
<v Speaker 1>and east right, arriving by boat and and and hang

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<v Speaker 1>out and sit down backstage in Sebastian Maniscalco, the comedian

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<v Speaker 1>actor his dressing room. That will he be there? Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>actually he will be for thirty minutes and sit down

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<v Speaker 1>with him for thirty minutes and conduct an interview. And

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<v Speaker 1>Extra is sending an entire camera crew, a producer in

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<v Speaker 1>audio tech uh and literally gonna capture my thirty minute

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<v Speaker 1>exclusive with Sebastian, Now, did you tell them you need

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<v Speaker 1>to camera at the high angle? I said, I did

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<v Speaker 1>make a request. I'm like, can we do this standing up?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I really don't look good sitting down. I

0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:38.480
<v Speaker 1>don't want I don't want my stomach to stand for

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<v Speaker 1>a half hour. First of all, you'll collapse. Second of all, good,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? What do you do with your

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<v Speaker 1>hands for a half hour? So they actually asked me

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<v Speaker 1>to do this, and then sometime next week and then again,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know when you're listening to this, uh, in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the week. Perhaps Tuesday, Yeah, it will

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<v Speaker 1>be Monday, but maybe Tuesday or Wednesday. You'll see it

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<v Speaker 1>on Extra and I'll be on TV and um but

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be one of those things because I know

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<v Speaker 1>what they you know what they do on those shows,

0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and they chop everything up to shreds sets out with

0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Sevester Meta Scalco, and it's just going, yeah, I would

0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:15.320
<v Speaker 1>do that again, he says he'd do it again, right,

0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:17.399
<v Speaker 1>and then yeah, exactly, and then they'll just you just

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<v Speaker 1>see my uh my, my hand, my fist with the microphone,

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<v Speaker 1>the milk, your head, my head. Uh no, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what actually now they say it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>more than that, and I'm gonna, you know, be able

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<v Speaker 1>to do like a little intro for it and everything

0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:32.720
<v Speaker 1>like that. So they are going to give me maybe

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds or two or a minute. But the larger

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<v Speaker 1>point here is I'm not a TV guy. And I

0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:41.359
<v Speaker 1>told him that, I'm like, are you smoking something? They

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<v Speaker 1>know your fourth quarter overtime scary right, Well, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even that. It's more like, I'm just a radio guy.

0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I like you casual, very super casual. I don't I

0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:51.920
<v Speaker 1>hate dressing up. I hate, you know, makeup, and I

0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:54.200
<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm think I'm gonna get makeup. But but

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<v Speaker 1>the point, the larger point is your boy, Scary Jones

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna interview about Shamanascalco on TV and and and

0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:05.280
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of here's here's what I'm looking for you

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<v Speaker 1>and I went over a lot of ideas. You had

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<v Speaker 1>something you have, you know, you had some really funny

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<v Speaker 1>ideas that I'm not gonna say what it is. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza thing. Yes, I had a pizza idea. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that idea. And you had an idea about two

0:23:18.040 --> 0:23:19.960
<v Speaker 1>ideas too. Gay about the flash cards and I think

0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna one is flash cards. I'm not gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>anything else, and one was a cell phone related right,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll see what makes it to the air well,

0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:31.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean extra approved everything. They they proved all of it. Yea, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they loved it. So and Scarry says Brodie, why don't

0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:41.119
<v Speaker 1>you come with me right now? Well, yeah, steakhouse up there?

0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:43.760
<v Speaker 1>There is a steakhouse on site. Yeah there is. This

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 1>is actually two steakhouses there. Yeah, that's not gonna work

0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:48.640
<v Speaker 1>because then extra pay for dinner and it won't count,

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:51.520
<v Speaker 1>so right exactly, I'll still end up owing you. So,

0:23:51.800 --> 0:23:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, anyway, it's kind of cool. No, no, I

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:56.959
<v Speaker 1>am a look for me next week tomorrow. I went,

0:23:57.240 --> 0:24:00.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why they want me to do. I mean,

0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even apply for it. They came. They came

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 1>to me, they were like, hey, what do you think?

0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:08.800
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that's an exciting thing that's happening. Um, you

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:12.440
<v Speaker 1>know whatever that that being said, Um, I wanted to

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:15.560
<v Speaker 1>invite all the slices to an event that we're doing

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 1>in a couple of weeks, which Brody and I will

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<v Speaker 1>both be at. And it's worth it because the money

0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:23.560
<v Speaker 1>goes to a great cause. Well we're talking too. Yes,

0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about the the New York City Wine and

0:24:25.800 --> 0:24:28.639
<v Speaker 1>Food Festival. It's not an official Brooken Boys appearance, but

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:31.199
<v Speaker 1>your Brooklyn Boys will be in the house. It's NYC

0:24:31.640 --> 0:24:36.119
<v Speaker 1>w F and Food Festival and follow nope dot org.

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<v Speaker 1>Follow follow along at NYC WFF dot org NYC dot org.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the great part of this it's it's a period

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:48.680
<v Speaker 1>e six. It's on the west side of Manhattan. It's

0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>right near the ships we were at Period eight. We

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 1>were on the l ship right next to the Intrepid.

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:56.000
<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, by the way, I put

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<v Speaker 1>a picture up from the I had the back of

0:24:58.600 --> 0:25:03.000
<v Speaker 1>the ship room, which is fantastic, right, giant deck in

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 1>the back you guys saw on my Instagram. I hope. Anyway,

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:08.720
<v Speaker 1>it has a great view of Pre eighty six and

0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:12.239
<v Speaker 1>the and the Concorde, which is a museum. So uh,

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:14.720
<v Speaker 1>figuring me out, I don't have the name Handy. I apologize.

0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:17.160
<v Speaker 1>One of our slices DM me and said, what the hell,

0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:20.239
<v Speaker 1>what does the Concorde doing there? They said, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>like a museum for ten twelve years, right that you

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:24.280
<v Speaker 1>can just go and walk on it and it's not

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:27.680
<v Speaker 1>the Concorde, it's one of many. But he's like you

0:25:27.760 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 1>have a museum. New York has everything. We really have

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:34.080
<v Speaker 1>the airplanes, we have supersonic jets just sitting there, sitting

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 1>there along the concorde right beside that really have aircraft carrier. Now,

0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I know if you guys live in uh South Eastern America,

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:43.840
<v Speaker 1>you probably have aircraft carriers and some of the mill

0:25:43.960 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>and same with the West coast you may have. It's

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 1>just nice to see it in the middle of all

0:25:47.960 --> 0:25:51.920
<v Speaker 1>the the skyscrapers and cars there with the with the

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Sst Concorde British Airway. So if you're around on October

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<v Speaker 1>fifte Friday night, now, now, don't get sticker shock when

0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you see and don't let your bowl you out of

0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:03.200
<v Speaker 1>your head when you see the the price on the ticket,

0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:06.040
<v Speaker 1>because what five dollars? No, it's expensive, but here's what

0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:11.760
<v Speaker 1>you get. You get unlimited Italian food and and and drinks.

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:14.600
<v Speaker 1>So you pay that one price and your ticket. Now

0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you get to walk around. There's gonna be over twenty

0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:21.080
<v Speaker 1>five booths of Italian food there, over twenty and there's

0:26:21.119 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 1>gonna be um because it's Italian night. It's for Telly

0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 1>barretta Italian food night, and you're gonna walk around and

0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>see and eat everything and it's as much as you

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:34.439
<v Speaker 1>possibly can can possibly eat and and throughout the night,

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.640
<v Speaker 1>and you get to drink what you want because there's

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:38.680
<v Speaker 1>plenty of bars serving a lot of wine and things

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:43.000
<v Speaker 1>like that. So please join us on that night. And again,

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>the money goes to charity. It's n y c WF

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<v Speaker 1>dot org. It goes to help solve food insecurities. Um

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 1>so yes, so it gives food to people who need

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:57.159
<v Speaker 1>it most, to food local food banks and stuff. All right,

0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 1>So we hope to see you there if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to join us. Uh, and Brody'll be there and I'll

0:27:01.920 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 1>be there. I cannot wait for all that cheese and sauce.

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Palm palm, palm, palm, palm, palm

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.760
<v Speaker 1>on the arm because you pay one price at the door,

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:12.879
<v Speaker 1>all right, but now at the door, get you tickets

0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:15.920
<v Speaker 1>in advance. We'll see you there, all right. Yeah? Okay,

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:18.840
<v Speaker 1>So I said this on the yesterday and everyone like

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 1>had a good chuckle about it, and then some people

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.240
<v Speaker 1>took it seriously and then they actually got in touch

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:26.399
<v Speaker 1>with me I am terrible at going to home depot

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>and remedying situations around my house. So my my bathroom

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:33.879
<v Speaker 1>needs cork and needs calking. Okay, I need to grout

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.680
<v Speaker 1>and calk my bathroom. We cannot do either of those

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 1>things either. One. I don't even know. I didn't even

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 1>know what grouting was. I thought I could just go

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 1>buy the that white stuff and just like kind of

0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 1>put it into the cracks. That doesn't sound right at all.

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:51.359
<v Speaker 1>If I could take the cork and I had a

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:53.639
<v Speaker 1>phone tab about this once, uh, and I can, and

0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I could, and I could put it into the but

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:57.600
<v Speaker 1>they're like, no, no, you can't do that. First you

0:27:57.720 --> 0:27:59.720
<v Speaker 1>have to you have to grout. You have to grout

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:02.800
<v Speaker 1>it me rip out the fucking stuff. Secondly, you can't

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 1>use the cork on the tiles on the floor. You

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 1>could put it around the bathtub with the bathtub meets

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:11.360
<v Speaker 1>the tile, but you can't use it on the actual tiles.

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I need a special cement ship. I don't even know

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 1>what it is. It's not even cork, it's something else. Grout.

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that what is that is? There is a thing, Okay, grout.

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I need to gro out and cork anyway, because there

0:28:23.520 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 1>is because I have a tile that's one of the

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:28.399
<v Speaker 1>tiles is chipped in there on my bathroom needs me.

0:28:28.800 --> 0:28:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I am an absolute mess. But prody when you go

0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 1>to home depot because you go there so often, I'm there,

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 1>they know me. I'm like, dude, I never go in there.

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I went in there. I don't have a home. And

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.840
<v Speaker 1>I went in there and and just and I got

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 1>so frustrated. After walking up and down the aisle, finally

0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I found my ship. I'm like, Oh, this is the place.

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm like, oh, wait, what do I get paint?

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I want to be in the

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 1>middle of the store by the paint. Second, But there's

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 1>so many options and there's so many different things, and

0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>it depends if you need silicone. But I don't know

0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 1>what I need. I went there. That's that's you asked

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 1>the guy. And when I say the guy could be

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:04.840
<v Speaker 1>the woman you asked the person in the orange apron,

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, you don't. And then you don't know what

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of But they don't know what kind of bathroom

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I have? You have just tell him I have a

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:14.520
<v Speaker 1>boogey bathroom. Can I tell you a secret about home

0:29:14.600 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 1>depot everyone listening. What you should always do. Take a

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 1>picture of the thing you're trying to fix. Bring with

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>you the broken old part so that when you go

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:27.520
<v Speaker 1>let me see it. Or if it's like a leak,

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 1>take a video of it so they can tell you

0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>what's leaking. You can't just go, oh my my pipes leaking. Yeah,

0:29:34.360 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>but from where they need to look at it, because

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 1>they can tell is that the is it the washer?

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Is that the pipe brought it out? You gotta take

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 1>a video or a picture. That's very smart, that's very

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>sound advice. Brodie. Well, this is this is why you

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.040
<v Speaker 1>come to the podcast. Because I'm the Master Slice, as

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 1>they call me. I know stuff about stuff. Well that's good,

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 1>you know. But even by me telling, taking pictures and

0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>stuff and video and then handing it to these people,

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>do you really think that I was gonna I was

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna end up and stalling what I bought. I don't

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:03.440
<v Speaker 1>know what I was thinking. I should have gone there

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:05.000
<v Speaker 1>in the first place. And anyway, everyone in the morning

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Ship gave me a twice taste. It's like toothpaste. You

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>squired it out and then you buy um, you buy

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>um a cock uh gun, No, it depends how much

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 1>you have to cook. If it's a little spot, you

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 1>don't have to buy the gun. You can buy a

0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 1>squeeze tube and do it yourself. Then you just buy

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 1>a cock scraper that has a rounded edge, and again

0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 1>you run it along the corner of the tub wall

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 1>and it takes all the off. Wouldn't cook off? Yeah,

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 1>that's what YouTube is for. My God, scary, I know,

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 1>but the thing is on YouTube. I'm not missing listen.

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a green thumb, I don't have a mission.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not MR installed the toilet. You know how I

0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 1>did it. I watched a video and then I installed

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 1>the toilet and a hot tub. I did not install

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 1>the hot tub. I paid to have it installed. But

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 1>I know I'll keep it. That's right, you fuck you

0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:56.280
<v Speaker 1>suck that up, right. I I untwisted something I shouldn't have,

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 1>but then I learned how to fix it. You just

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:00.600
<v Speaker 1>leave it to the professionals. Well, I tried to break

0:31:00.640 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 1>into my own house. I broke the window. Life too short,

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I have found. I have been able to fix the

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.479
<v Speaker 1>things that need to be fixed. But some people are

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:12.680
<v Speaker 1>cut out for that, and people learned when I tell you,

0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe next week, I'll tell you about how I fixed

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I had to fix my own shower because I hired

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 1>the world's worst plumber. I'll tell you that story next week.

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Past I'm gonna tell you about Bobby Bubbles. Bobby Bubbles,

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Bubbles. So it was today. I'm in Target. Okay, now,

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I told you they have redone every Target

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 1>in America to look fancier and to be uniform, so

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 1>that everything's in the same place in every Target, or

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:45.959
<v Speaker 1>at least as close as possible. So in the Target

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:49.480
<v Speaker 1>I shop in, there used to be a men's grooming

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 1>section that had shaving cream, raizor blades, deodorant, and shampoo.

0:31:54.760 --> 0:31:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Then there was a fancier section with like hair care products,

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 1>but some of the shampoo was also there, right, So

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>there was men shampoo in two different places. I happen

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>to like a couple of different ones. But one of

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 1>the ones I use as my backup is like three dollars.

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 1>It's Suave two and one shampoo and conditioner. That is

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>such a rody move. I don't like the shampoo and

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the conditioner. That's one stop shopping boom done. You don't

0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:29.000
<v Speaker 1>have any I have a special conditioner, have a special shampoo.

0:32:29.160 --> 0:32:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're the best? How great are you? Okay? So

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I once bought I once bought Irish Spring three and one,

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:38.719
<v Speaker 1>which also included body wash. So use it on your

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 1>head and your body all at once. It's all liquid soul.

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:47.120
<v Speaker 1>What's the difference. And it triples as as as a

0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>shaving cream and quadruples quadruples as toothpaste, quadruples a shaving cream,

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 1>sinks and tuplets. Anyway, so I wanted to two and

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 1>one in the flavor of the scent, I like, that's

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 1>what I like. So I happened to be in the

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 1>bougie area and I'm looking now on the back wall.

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 1>It's all the brands, right, all the brands, but the

0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:15.680
<v Speaker 1>body washes. Okay. On the rack perpendicular to the wall

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>is the ship woos. And I'm standing by the suave,

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>which is on the bottom shelf because it's the cheap stuff.

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>And I don't see the flavor. I like, so, Bobby

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Bubble flavor? Are you tasting it? Decent descent? Bobby Bubbles

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 1>comes over. Why do I call him Bobby Bubbles? So

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:36.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you what I called Bobby Balls in

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 1>a minute, so I asked him for help, and I said,

0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:42.120
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, do you guys, I'm looking for a suave

0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:46.040
<v Speaker 1>two in one in a certain scent, do you guys?

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't see it here? And I point to the

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 1>suave right by my feet, the whole it's three ft

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 1>wide of blue bottles. I don't see the one I like.

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Before I walk to the back of the store. Do

0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>you still have a men's grooming area where there's also

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>shampoo or is it all here now? And this is

0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>where Bobby Bubbles turns into Bobby Bubbles first, so he's

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>so he walks closer and he don't interrupt me. He's

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:15.320
<v Speaker 1>got his mask on his face, but he's not covering

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:18.440
<v Speaker 1>his nose, which you know, that's this It's pointless at

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 1>that point, it's pointless. So you know, I'm a little

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>taken aback, and I, you know, I try to keep

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:24.879
<v Speaker 1>my distance. I got my mask on because I don't

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 1>know where Bobby Bubbles is from. And so I'm thinking

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:29.680
<v Speaker 1>to myself, am I being paranoid that the guy's nose

0:34:29.760 --> 0:34:32.719
<v Speaker 1>isn't covered? And then I noticed he's breathing heavy and

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 1>little bubbles are forming in his nose. He's bull little bubbles,

0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 1>little nose bubbles. So now now I want to stay

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 1>away from this guy because now Bobby Bubbles is blown

0:34:41.840 --> 0:34:44.160
<v Speaker 1>bubbles like snot rockets out of his nose. And I

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:46.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know what he's got, what doesn't have And he's

0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:50.359
<v Speaker 1>he's a heavy weight. He's going he's like breathing heavy.

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh no, no, no, so a fright when

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking COVID and I'm thinking podcast, which is you know, one's,

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 1>one's bad ones a winner. Itause not got content. So

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:03.759
<v Speaker 1>he says to me, um, I think it's over here,

0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 1>and he brings me to the back wall and he's like,

0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:07.920
<v Speaker 1>come over here, look, and I'm like, I don't want

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 1>to go near him. So I'm like, no, man, that's

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the body wash. Are you sure? Yeah? That whole wall

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:14.640
<v Speaker 1>is body washed. Wait a second, how does this guy

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 1>work there and not know the difference? That's what I'm

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 1>saying to you. So then he goes, oh, so I said, again,

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, do you have another section in the back

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 1>well you used to have it? Because he didn't answer

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:29.759
<v Speaker 1>my question, so he goes, I think it's over here.

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Now he walks me ten ft down the wall and

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>I and I go, he goes, it's these in the suave, right,

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 1>you want to swave. Here's the swab section. It's all

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 1>women's suave. He's got me in the women's section, and

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>all the bottles of green and red by sex, now

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 1>by gender, well, all the women's stuff, because if you

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:50.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know how you identify what I think, I have

0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:53.120
<v Speaker 1>a third section. I'm just saying. I'm not saying it's

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:55.840
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, it's the stuff for for people who have

0:35:55.960 --> 0:35:59.399
<v Speaker 1>traditional hair, like women have traditional long hair. They put

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:01.239
<v Speaker 1>more effort in to it. I'm not gonna get into

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the whole pronoun thing. It's the women's stuff. It's the

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 1>green and the red, it's all like everybody. It's a

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 1>terrible way to organize a store. Really, the women's razors,

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:14.480
<v Speaker 1>aren't you the men's razors. The men's razors are near

0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:17.799
<v Speaker 1>the men's deodorant and the men's shaving cream. But dude,

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:20.759
<v Speaker 1>don't underwhere were you and the men's were you in

0:36:20.760 --> 0:36:22.560
<v Speaker 1>the serious? Why don't you go to Target and tell

0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 1>him not to have a woman's section of clothing because

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 1>some men like to. We didn't say that that's what

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 1>you're saying I'm not no, if I'm not, I'm not voting.

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:31.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not rooting for that. I'm just what I'm saying

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:34.560
<v Speaker 1>is you would think in what store have you ever

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:36.920
<v Speaker 1>been in where the women's razors are next to the

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:39.320
<v Speaker 1>men's razors and the women's shampoo is next to the

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 1>men's shampoo. I shop at spot the things. I shop

0:36:41.680 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>at small stores, so it's hard. They don't have that

0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:46.800
<v Speaker 1>kind of real estate. Okay, but they still put them. Okay,

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:49.759
<v Speaker 1>they put together. Oh you know, go to Macy's and

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:52.440
<v Speaker 1>ask him where the women's coats aren't with that, that's different.

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 1>You're talking about clothing. You're talking about you suck tweets

0:36:56.120 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>at Scary Jones. Anyway, the point was, it's all women's shampoo.

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 1>It's all sent into what women traditionally like. It's all

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>floral sense. I'm not gonna use it, Okay, I said, dude,

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>do you have I I'm looking for the men's swave.

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you have it? And he's like, you know, and

0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>he's blown bubbles again. I'm like, you know what, I'm

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. I'm gonna I'll find it. Don't

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:20.480
<v Speaker 1>worry about it. He goes all right, I go. But seriously, though,

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 1>is I'm gonna just walk in the back, all right?

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 1>So I said, before I walk there again, is there

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 1>is there men ship pulling it back? You know what?

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:29.759
<v Speaker 1>I really don't know. You know what, I believe them.

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:32.720
<v Speaker 1>I believed him, So, you know what, fuck you, Bobby Bubbles.

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 1>It would be one thing if the snot bubbles, if

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:39.959
<v Speaker 1>he knew what he was talking about. But he didn't

0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 1>even know what he's talking about. Ah, and he works there,

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 1>he's getting paid, he's getting a check, he's getting a check,

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:51.840
<v Speaker 1>a COVID check. They must be getting getting scraping the

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 1>bottom of the barrel because you know, so many people

0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>don't want to work these days. I don't know, man,

0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:58.320
<v Speaker 1>this guy, you know what, it was funny or he

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 1>was stock in the shelves like he had a cart.

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:03.160
<v Speaker 1>He must have been. He must have been. I don't know.

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:05.680
<v Speaker 1>He just was like, well, I don't know. You know what,

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 1>it's you know what, it's okay to do scary you've

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 1>worked in customer service or you know someone who works there,

0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 1>not me him. He could have said, you know what, sir,

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure, but let me go find out. That's

0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:20.720
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, let me bubble on my hip. Bobby

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Bubble Bubbles could have asked for help, yea, so fun

0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 1>you Bobby Bubbles didn't ask to help, So I had

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 1>to go. So you know what, there is no other

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 1>men's grooming sex anymore. That's gone. So they were out

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 1>of what I wanted, which is a huge store. They're

0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:34.920
<v Speaker 1>out of it. Yes, I had to go walk like

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:37.479
<v Speaker 1>thirteen aisles to where it used to be and there's

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:41.040
<v Speaker 1>no men's grooming section. It's not a popular thing. Not

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 1>a popular thing. Though, what are you gonna do now? So, man, dude,

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you would have done today. Man,

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 1>if you were fighting for parking spaces, I am so.

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I am I rate about the parking situation in front

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:56.840
<v Speaker 1>of our building. Um I needed sometimes because of that

0:38:56.960 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 1>press only. Well, no, this has nothing to do with at.

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:04.800
<v Speaker 1>This is This is people parking like assholes when you

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.399
<v Speaker 1>see if you park, if you are trying to find

0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:08.920
<v Speaker 1>a spot in you're near a big city, right, You're

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:10.239
<v Speaker 1>in a big city. Because a lot of times this

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:13.239
<v Speaker 1>does don't apply to people on old town roads, little

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 1>non sex and uh, you know people that in more

0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:18.239
<v Speaker 1>rural areas or even the suburbs. But as you get

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:20.239
<v Speaker 1>closer to the city, you may live or work in

0:39:20.280 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>an area where every inch counts when it comes to parking,

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 1>especially in the parallel parking world. Absolutely, well, I I

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I pull up today and there's a guy who all

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:35.080
<v Speaker 1>the cars, but all the cars are lined up on

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 1>the left hand side, and then there's just a little

0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:40.400
<v Speaker 1>there's a little bit, a little bit of space behind

0:39:41.040 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 1>the last guy, but not enough for a car because

0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:48.720
<v Speaker 1>there's a corner about the corner is behind the crosswalk. Okay,

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:50.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, damn it, all right, so I start

0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:53.279
<v Speaker 1>rolling to the front, go to the front. The guy

0:39:53.400 --> 0:39:56.880
<v Speaker 1>in the first spot left so much fucking room in

0:39:56.960 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 1>the first spot, a half a spot there, maybe a

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:02.120
<v Speaker 1>little bit more. But then there were the cross row

0:40:02.280 --> 0:40:04.360
<v Speaker 1>walk on the on the front, you get it to

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 1>the crush road, so there's at the space between the

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 1>crushwalk on the street before and the street maybe the

0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:22.759
<v Speaker 1>space between space between that. So you know that, don't

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:24.359
<v Speaker 1>don't give me oh well, you don't know who got

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:28.640
<v Speaker 1>there first. Know that guy had the choice to play.

0:40:28.640 --> 0:40:30.279
<v Speaker 1>There was no way there was another car in front

0:40:30.320 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 1>of him when he pulled in. That guy decided that

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna leave it right here, and I'm gonna

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 1>leave all this fucking space in front of me. What

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:41.359
<v Speaker 1>that did was it caused a chain reaction of less

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:44.759
<v Speaker 1>parking spaces behind it, especially when it comes to the

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:46.759
<v Speaker 1>end of the block on the on the back side.

0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:50.759
<v Speaker 1>So you can't, dude, we don't do that anymore. We don't.

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:54.360
<v Speaker 1>This isn't This isn't going to growing up in Brooklyn

0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 1>when we were fifteen years old. Did you take a

0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:57.920
<v Speaker 1>TikTok video and p on it? Dude? I didn't do

0:40:58.040 --> 0:40:59.839
<v Speaker 1>any of the things that carry Underwood did to her

0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:02.120
<v Speaker 1>boy friend Win she found out that he cheated. Maybe

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:05.839
<v Speaker 1>next time I'll think before he doesn't pull and take

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, Louis slugget too both headlights or

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 1>it didn't slash, slash the seats or any of that. Ship.

0:41:12.440 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 1>You're you're not Brooklyn anymore, my friend. Not happening. But

0:41:15.360 --> 0:41:16.840
<v Speaker 1>there's a great website and I talked about it on

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the other this morning, and everyone should. Everybody should have

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.360
<v Speaker 1>this because when I talked about it, people texted and

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 1>they're like, dude, I got this from my husband. He goes, dude,

0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:25.799
<v Speaker 1>this is the best gift I ever got them. If

0:41:25.840 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 1>you ever so you go to just google the following

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Google you park like an asshole. If you google you

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:36.000
<v Speaker 1>park like an asshole. There's you can buy these cards.

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Some of them are signs, some of them are cards,

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:41.279
<v Speaker 1>some of them are stickers. Don't get the stickers and

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:43.480
<v Speaker 1>uh and and these signs that you could put on

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:46.759
<v Speaker 1>people's cars and you could literally, if they say it professionally,

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 1>you park like an asshole, because and then there's all

0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 1>these obvious things like you know, you park diagonal, you

0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:55.840
<v Speaker 1>take up two lanes, you you know, you're you know whatever.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 1>It is. The point is you could check off all

0:41:58.080 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 1>the boxes of why this person parked like an asshole.

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:02.040
<v Speaker 1>And then when you leave your car, you just you

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:04.560
<v Speaker 1>just slide it under their windshield and you walk away,

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:06.759
<v Speaker 1>and then you leave for them and let them know

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:08.799
<v Speaker 1>that they're a fucking asshole. And they'll never know who

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:11.279
<v Speaker 1>did it, because it's not like you you know, you

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 1>hand written, your hand wrote anything. So you know, it's

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:17.160
<v Speaker 1>just a great way of just having closure. That's all

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Yeah, you know what that does, that gets

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 1>to the guy, that gets the guy to come to

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:23.399
<v Speaker 1>his come out to his car faster. You know why

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 1>because the second you're gonna put it on his windshield,

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 1>he comes on and goes, what the funk are you

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:29.839
<v Speaker 1>doing by my car? And he's like, he's a joke

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:34.879
<v Speaker 1>website and he punches you. Now you, I'm just telling

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>you it's great, or even use it as a gag

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:41.200
<v Speaker 1>or a joke on your family, your family and your friends.

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 1>CNN Breaking news Man with jokes sticker gets shot by

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:48.920
<v Speaker 1>man who doesn't like the joke. You know, the guy

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:51.400
<v Speaker 1>who the guy who talks like that doesn't give a

0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.399
<v Speaker 1>shit about other people. He doesn't, right, so he doesn't

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:55.840
<v Speaker 1>give a shit about me or my life? Is what

0:42:55.920 --> 0:42:59.120
<v Speaker 1>you right? Right? That's someone who doesn't care. I fuck it,

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:01.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna pull off stake courteous. What does it

0:43:01.400 --> 0:43:03.360
<v Speaker 1>take to be courteous? Now? There was a five percent

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 1>chance that the car in front of him was close

0:43:06.400 --> 0:43:08.719
<v Speaker 1>to where he pulled in pulled out in the next car.

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.080
<v Speaker 1>You can't fit a car. You could not fit a

0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:15.399
<v Speaker 1>car in the space that he left. So the guy

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:18.640
<v Speaker 1>car in front of him may have been a smaller

0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 1>car than the big car pulled out. I'm talking about

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 1>the first car, the original car. That is the car

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:26.920
<v Speaker 1>in the front, in the very front of that of

0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 1>that cross walk. Right, that guy decided to pull up

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:35.080
<v Speaker 1>only only partially and did and didn't close up the

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:37.399
<v Speaker 1>gap up to the stop, up to the crosswalk. That's

0:43:37.400 --> 0:43:39.160
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. There's no way a car was in

0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 1>front of him. So he was the leader, he was

0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:43.520
<v Speaker 1>the follow the leader guy. He sucked it up. Everyone

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 1>sucked it up for everyone. Ship rolls downhill, asshole with Scary.

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I've got an asshole story. I've got so many. But

0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>why is it that you have no tolerance for I

0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:00.800
<v Speaker 1>think that's what it is. You've low were tolerance and

0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:05.360
<v Speaker 1>a higher expectation people that are getting paid an hourly wage. No, no, no, no,

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:08.080
<v Speaker 1>about isn't how much they get paid. You tell me

0:44:08.200 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 1>what you would do in this situation, Scary Jones, let

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:12.360
<v Speaker 1>me take that bet. Let me walk that back. I

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:16.440
<v Speaker 1>don't say that people that make hourly wages are I'm

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:19.320
<v Speaker 1>saying that what do you expect from a Walmart worker?

0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Walmart worker with a mask below his nose and blown

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>bubbles out of his nose. First of all, it was

0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:27.359
<v Speaker 1>target and it doesn't matter where he works. Either way,

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 1>that person is, but they are wonderful people working at

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:33.840
<v Speaker 1>that there are every one of him. But what do

0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:36.440
<v Speaker 1>you You can't always expect the best in anyone. You

0:44:36.520 --> 0:44:40.359
<v Speaker 1>always expect Okay, so tell me what you would have done.

0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 1>And I've i've I've brought this topic up before. You're like,

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:45.960
<v Speaker 1>oh are you talking about this? I stop at an

0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 1>x on station on the one of the major parkways

0:44:51.320 --> 0:44:56.560
<v Speaker 1>in New Jersey to rest stop, and I opened up

0:44:56.600 --> 0:45:00.200
<v Speaker 1>the x on app, which has no rules. You just

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:03.680
<v Speaker 1>your credit cards already in there. You pick the pump

0:45:03.800 --> 0:45:07.040
<v Speaker 1>number and you open the pump and you say, begin fueling. Now,

0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:09.799
<v Speaker 1>in New Jersey, you don't pump your own gas. You're

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:11.759
<v Speaker 1>not allowed. You have to have the person come over

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 1>and pump your guests. Correct. One of the very few

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:16.759
<v Speaker 1>states that still need to New York and Oregon, New

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Jersey and Oregon New Jersey. So I need Jersey organ right.

0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 1>So the guy comes over and he says, he says, uh, now,

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you. I have to explain his accent

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 1>because when he was later on he says something that

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I has to have. He's asking for permission. No, no, no, no,

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:37.359
<v Speaker 1>not no not he so he says uh, he goes

0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:42.600
<v Speaker 1>what type? I said, thirty dollars regular. Now I want

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:46.400
<v Speaker 1>to tell you something. My my car was on fumes.

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I had like four miles left empty, right, which is

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:53.360
<v Speaker 1>why I didn't mind, you know, pulling up on the Parkway.

0:45:53.600 --> 0:45:56.200
<v Speaker 1>You know you're paying likes a gallon more for the

0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:58.480
<v Speaker 1>convenience to be I was gonna say, that's very unlike

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 1>you bro to pay the hip. I was running on fumes,

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>all right, Okay, desperate times call for desperate measure, that's right.

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 1>So I so I realized, if I fill up the car,

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna cost me fifty dollars because I know what

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 1>my car holds and I know i'm empty, right, So

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I said to the guy, you know I'm gonna pay

0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:18.279
<v Speaker 1>for conveniance. I don't need to overpay for convenience. So

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I say, give me thirty dollars regular. Thirty big spender.

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I thought you'd go for five dollars and just makes

0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:29.279
<v Speaker 1>some money. Plus I know I have a long road trip.

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:31.239
<v Speaker 1>The next day, I was driving something. I thought, maybe

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:33.000
<v Speaker 1>you want enough gas just to get to the next

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:36.879
<v Speaker 1>gas station. I've done that though, I've done it. Give

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 1>a guy a five dollar it's like seventy. Listen, there's

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:41.520
<v Speaker 1>a station in me. It's like a sixty seven cents.

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:44.439
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sorry, sixty seventy cents more than everywhere else.

0:46:44.760 --> 0:46:46.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm not buying a lot of gas from that guy,

0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 1>but if I'm desperate, here's five bucks. Give me five

0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 1>bucks anyway. So I sell a guy thirty dollars. I

0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 1>thought that was fair, right, that's fair. He says, no, thirty,

0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:59.759
<v Speaker 1>gotta fill it, gotta fill it. What what you into

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:01.640
<v Speaker 1>these fucking people? So I told you this. They did

0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:03.919
<v Speaker 1>this to me at p P. They said, the app app,

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:05.400
<v Speaker 1>you use the app, you have to fill it up,

0:47:06.360 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 1>you have to fill, must fill big pricks. So I said, no, yeah,

0:47:10.600 --> 0:47:12.759
<v Speaker 1>I said xex on. I said no, I don't. There's

0:47:12.800 --> 0:47:15.160
<v Speaker 1>no rules in the app. Doesn't see anything about having

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:19.919
<v Speaker 1>to fill up. I gotta fill up, I said. I said, listen, guy,

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:24.640
<v Speaker 1>the pump doesn't know how much my car holds. If

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:27.600
<v Speaker 1>you stop it at thirty, then it's filled as far

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>as the pump knows. The pump isn't gonna lose any sleep, right,

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:35.720
<v Speaker 1>What an asshole? So he goes, now fill it up only,

0:47:36.760 --> 0:47:39.880
<v Speaker 1>and so then the app locks right after like a minute,

0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 1>it locks the pump again, so he throws his hands

0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 1>up and he walks away to go help somebody else. Wow,

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.840
<v Speaker 1>now I'm pausing. I'm pausing the story here, scary. What

0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 1>would you have done? What would I have done? I

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 1>would have gotten out of my car. I would have

0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 1>hit the fucking stop button, and I would have put

0:47:56.120 --> 0:47:58.200
<v Speaker 1>the hose back in the thing and paid him for whatever.

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:02.840
<v Speaker 1>I Okay, that's what I would have done. Okay, So

0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:05.920
<v Speaker 1>you're the guy who like, oh laid back guy a lot.

0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:08.040
<v Speaker 1>In this case, you can't tell me. You can't pull

0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 1>money out of my pocket and tell me what I

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 1>need to spend. So here's what I did. I opened

0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:15.360
<v Speaker 1>up the pump again with my app while he was

0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:18.080
<v Speaker 1>three aisles away. I put the pump in my car

0:48:18.400 --> 0:48:21.040
<v Speaker 1>and I start pumping and it's got you know, because

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:24.000
<v Speaker 1>it's in Jersey, they have the click in the handle

0:48:24.200 --> 0:48:26.160
<v Speaker 1>that actually works, so you can lock it and let

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:28.640
<v Speaker 1>it pump by itself. So I turned it on. I

0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 1>got back at my car, so it looked like I

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:32.200
<v Speaker 1>was just sitting there and he can't see the pump

0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:34.320
<v Speaker 1>in my car because he's on the other side. So

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 1>now I'm like twenty six. I'm watching it, going get

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:39.080
<v Speaker 1>to thirty, get to thirty because I'm gonna jump out

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:41.399
<v Speaker 1>at thirty and turn it off right, because of course

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:43.919
<v Speaker 1>you can do that. He didn't want to stand there

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:46.680
<v Speaker 1>and turn it off at thirty. That's what really it

0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:50.960
<v Speaker 1>was about, of course. Okay, so he comes over and

0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 1>he sees it at He comes over twenty and a

0:48:54.719 --> 0:48:56.919
<v Speaker 1>half and I get out of the car. He goes,

0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:59.800
<v Speaker 1>you fill it. I said, no, I'm thirty dollars. No,

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:01.160
<v Speaker 1>you have to fill it the app. You have to

0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:03.960
<v Speaker 1>fill it on the app. I said, here's you have to.

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 1>It will let you, It will let you. I said,

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:08.920
<v Speaker 1>really watch this and I go click, click, and I

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 1>at thirty dollars and twenty cents, I turn it off.

0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I put it back. I had done right in front

0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:17.839
<v Speaker 1>of him. He goes, no, you you must top, must top,

0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 1>must top. So then the thing goes you want to receiat?

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I hit no, I go have a nice day. He goes, no,

0:49:29.120 --> 0:49:32.239
<v Speaker 1>you have to top, you have to top. I feel

0:49:32.239 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>like saying him, no, you your bottom don't even know whatever.

0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:37.520
<v Speaker 1>So now at that point, would you have said an

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:40.799
<v Speaker 1>to him? I don't know what I would have done.

0:49:41.520 --> 0:49:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I said no, no top, and I got back on

0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:45.520
<v Speaker 1>my cough. Then I went over to the quickie mart

0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:48.319
<v Speaker 1>and I spent no top me what top it off

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:50.120
<v Speaker 1>that he does? I have to top it off, right,

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:52.880
<v Speaker 1>he said, you must hop must stop you top you

0:49:53.000 --> 0:49:56.760
<v Speaker 1>top Now. Maybe maybe he has a problem with numbers

0:49:56.800 --> 0:49:58.960
<v Speaker 1>that are not even like. Maybe maybe he's got like O, C,

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 1>D or something. Well, you need to see whole numbers.

0:50:03.520 --> 0:50:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I need to see. I need to see it thirty

0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 1>imagine that. So listen, you guys with drive throughs, especially

0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 1>if you live in Jersey where they pump your gas

0:50:15.320 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 1>or Oregon, don't let them fun. Don't one will lie

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:20.960
<v Speaker 1>to you. They want your money, They want a full

0:50:21.000 --> 0:50:23.680
<v Speaker 1>tank of gas late and they don't want to stand

0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:26.520
<v Speaker 1>there and turn it off at thirty. They don't want to.

0:50:27.400 --> 0:50:29.040
<v Speaker 1>So they want to be able to like put it

0:50:29.120 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 1>on full, walk away and come back whenever when it clicks,

0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:35.759
<v Speaker 1>and that's what you're done. But this guy, I'm not.

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:39.840
<v Speaker 1>That's not my problem. That's almost a scamboni. Not my problem.

0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I do as well. First, all ship you got me Postmates,

0:50:57.520 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 1>one of the you know food ordering services you know

0:51:00.800 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 1>all around the country. They call him. I don't get

0:51:02.480 --> 0:51:05.640
<v Speaker 1>the name your Postmates means where I get grub Hub.

0:51:05.840 --> 0:51:07.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't even get the logo. Well, there's a guy.

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:10.000
<v Speaker 1>It looks like it looks like, uh is a guy

0:51:10.040 --> 0:51:12.960
<v Speaker 1>on a bicycle, like like aiming at the moon. Like

0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:15.799
<v Speaker 1>he's like with the stars behind him. It's like et

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:17.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like he's at eat and he's going over the

0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:21.160
<v Speaker 1>moon and he's like delivering your food. But it's called Postmates.

0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think it started in New York City,

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:24.279
<v Speaker 1>like way back and it was one of the I

0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:27.200
<v Speaker 1>think it was one of the original look it up whatever. Look,

0:51:27.360 --> 0:51:36.280
<v Speaker 1>you know you got door dasht name the seamless seamless,

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:41.160
<v Speaker 1>so so you know I actually I said, all right,

0:51:42.040 --> 0:51:43.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm on door Dash. And by the way, I feel

0:51:44.000 --> 0:51:46.040
<v Speaker 1>like these apps and know when you're opening the other

0:51:46.120 --> 0:51:49.680
<v Speaker 1>competition's app, because a notification will just drop down on

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 1>my phone from the other app saying hey you're hungry,

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:53.800
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, wait, wait a second, how do you

0:51:53.840 --> 0:51:56.440
<v Speaker 1>know I'm hungry? But I must know you. I think

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:59.680
<v Speaker 1>that's the real issue on your competition's app. But I

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.800
<v Speaker 1>got fucking notification now on my phone saying are you hungry?

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:05.759
<v Speaker 1>From the rival app. Anyway, all these places they go

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:07.360
<v Speaker 1>back and forth each other. There's so many in the

0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:09.680
<v Speaker 1>field right now, and I have all of them. So

0:52:10.200 --> 0:52:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm on Postmates, um, and I noticed a pop up

0:52:14.000 --> 0:52:17.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'm by the way, you can order food from

0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:20.120
<v Speaker 1>different places from the same place in two different apps,

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes the menu items are different because they haven't

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:27.840
<v Speaker 1>updated that specific app with those. So maybe the fried

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:30.239
<v Speaker 1>shrimp is on the Postmates app, but it didn't make

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:32.360
<v Speaker 1>it to the steams app. But from the same restaurant.

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:35.920
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. And sometimes the prices different brody which, so

0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:39.680
<v Speaker 1>they prices fucking differ, And so I am now I'm

0:52:39.760 --> 0:52:42.799
<v Speaker 1>a'm ordering for a restaurant that I said, Wait a minute,

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.279
<v Speaker 1>yeah that. Speaking of which, I went to a place

0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:48.600
<v Speaker 1>to order and one place had large and small sizes

0:52:48.880 --> 0:52:51.799
<v Speaker 1>and one app didn't. They only had large. Well they

0:52:52.360 --> 0:52:55.920
<v Speaker 1>scam is a scamboni, So here's the scamboni on Postmates.

0:52:56.320 --> 0:53:00.080
<v Speaker 1>So I'm I'm now like measuring the prices, and the

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:03.080
<v Speaker 1>price on the door dash for the same restaurant comes

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:05.160
<v Speaker 1>out to about twelve dollars more, believe it or not.

0:53:05.640 --> 0:53:08.279
<v Speaker 1>And then the Postmates like, yeah, it was that much

0:53:08.280 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>of a difference. So all of a sudden, there was

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:14.360
<v Speaker 1>a pop up on Postmates that said you get fifty

0:53:14.400 --> 0:53:17.279
<v Speaker 1>percent off right now. If it literally popped up from

0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:19.759
<v Speaker 1>under like it was within the app. I'm like, from

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:24.520
<v Speaker 1>fifty off, and it said must spend forty to get

0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 1>to qualify. And I'm like, okay, that's great, my forty off.

0:53:28.880 --> 0:53:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna top it off to forty and

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:33.160
<v Speaker 1>then and my my price is gonna drop down the twenty.

0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:35.440
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking brilliant, man, you know. So now I

0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:38.319
<v Speaker 1>closed the door dash app altogether and I don't need

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:41.399
<v Speaker 1>you today tonight, and I'm and I'm like going through

0:53:41.440 --> 0:53:44.160
<v Speaker 1>with my order, and sure enough I click it, I

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:49.440
<v Speaker 1>put the tip in and my hold on so I

0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:52.239
<v Speaker 1>get to forty dollars. I actually ordered like a side

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 1>of Coleslaw to get over the hump to make it

0:53:54.600 --> 0:53:56.839
<v Speaker 1>from thirty eight dollars to forty so I can reach

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:59.400
<v Speaker 1>the threshold. And now I'm saving twenty bucks. I'm like,

0:53:59.480 --> 0:54:03.640
<v Speaker 1>this is so here. I love over ordered everything. Hit'd

0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:08.320
<v Speaker 1>enter great. My food you know you follow you follow

0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:10.480
<v Speaker 1>it on the fucking you know map, Oh my god,

0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:13.000
<v Speaker 1>my food's here. My food shows up and then I

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:16.800
<v Speaker 1>realized after the tip, after I do the tip and everything,

0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:19.160
<v Speaker 1>and I get my food and I look at the

0:54:19.200 --> 0:54:24.840
<v Speaker 1>receipt on the bag and I'm like, wait a second. Cents.

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, wait a second, that's like full price. What

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:34.439
<v Speaker 1>happened to? So I now go back into the app

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:37.120
<v Speaker 1>of past orders, which is now an order that's in

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the past because they've delivered my food, and I'm looking

0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:44.680
<v Speaker 1>at this fucking thing. The receipt in the app had

0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:50.000
<v Speaker 1>all these fucking charges that they quote took money off four,

0:54:50.520 --> 0:54:58.720
<v Speaker 1>so it was like delivery fee and then the service

0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 1>fee this feed there was literally four or five is

0:55:02.160 --> 0:55:06.160
<v Speaker 1>a convenient There was four fucking fees, and the quote

0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:11.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty dollars went to that it went to canceling out

0:55:11.800 --> 0:55:15.120
<v Speaker 1>all the extra fees, which they didn't tell me up front.

0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:18.320
<v Speaker 1>They just said, I'm getting off of my order. So

0:55:18.400 --> 0:55:19.839
<v Speaker 1>if I make it to four, if I spent four

0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:24.080
<v Speaker 1>year dollars my orders twenty bucks, yeah, but I still

0:55:24.160 --> 0:55:26.239
<v Speaker 1>have to pay the tip and I still have to

0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:30.760
<v Speaker 1>pay tax. So they added fees on. So my quote

0:55:30.880 --> 0:55:34.520
<v Speaker 1>money that I got off never went to the actual

0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 1>food because this the fees on Postmates are so exorbitant

0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:41.560
<v Speaker 1>are so high that all it really is offering you

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:47.200
<v Speaker 1>is free delivery. That's insanity. It is insanity. The bill

0:55:47.320 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 1>was thirty and change. I'm like, how can this be?

0:55:50.600 --> 0:55:53.799
<v Speaker 1>I waited to fourty dollars and I saw the money

0:55:53.840 --> 0:55:56.239
<v Speaker 1>come off and we went to twenty like this is great?

0:55:56.400 --> 0:56:00.879
<v Speaker 1>Who twenty plus tip? No? No, no, The money went

0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 1>to all these invisible fees that they didn't really show

0:56:04.080 --> 0:56:06.800
<v Speaker 1>me up front that they're all great out and shoot.

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:09.560
<v Speaker 1>You feel good because it's all crushed out and read

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:12.680
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, oh, okay, you saved money on this. Yeah,

0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:16.000
<v Speaker 1>my twenty dollars that I got off the forty went

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 1>to other ship and went to like like these inflated

0:56:20.560 --> 0:56:24.960
<v Speaker 1>delivery fees, car air freshener for the driver fee. Stupidity.

0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:27.359
<v Speaker 1>There's and you know some of these places have COVID

0:56:27.400 --> 0:56:31.160
<v Speaker 1>fees in there too. The building. It is insane. It

0:56:31.320 --> 0:56:34.239
<v Speaker 1>is insane. That's what you get. You know, you try

0:56:34.280 --> 0:56:35.879
<v Speaker 1>to do the right thing and you you you bump

0:56:35.960 --> 0:56:37.680
<v Speaker 1>up your your order and now what you do did

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you call and complain? No? Race, you suck you nothing

0:56:42.600 --> 0:56:44.880
<v Speaker 1>listening to this podcast us. But what would I what

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<v Speaker 1>would be what would my complaint even be this misleading discount?

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<v Speaker 1>Misleading discount, Yes, fifty off, it's fifty percent off. They

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<v Speaker 1>put the discount on the food, right, they said they

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<v Speaker 1>tied it to the food. They said, order forty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in food, gett off your that's right. So I made

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<v Speaker 1>I literally, I only had like thirty three dollars worth

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<v Speaker 1>of food. But I'm like, I'm gonna bump it into forty.

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered a couple of actually I ordered. I was

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<v Speaker 1>incentivized to make it to forty. The coal slow put

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<v Speaker 1>me over the edge. And then it's like boom, it

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<v Speaker 1>went down to the slaws while into suit the twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>the sub total, the twenty is a subtital Brodie. And

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<v Speaker 1>then and they don't they don't really show you all

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<v Speaker 1>that rest of the stuff unless you click into the

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn receipt. And I'm like, what did I really see?

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<v Speaker 1>If the twenty dollars on? So uh scary? I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>you gain weight because of the COVID uh pandemic, and

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<v Speaker 1>no law call slaw, No I was. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a discount, so over that son of a bitch. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So what's your scamboni all right, So um, I was

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<v Speaker 1>selling and then we got a roll because I got

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what, tell me what? I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me? What your reaction would be when I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? The fucking balls on? People? So I'm selling

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<v Speaker 1>two chairs on Facebook. Okay, there are two chairs. They swivel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting rid of the chairs. So the chairs, I

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<v Speaker 1>marked them down. They're much more expensive, not much more.

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<v Speaker 1>But then there are a hundred for the two chairs. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This woman hits me up on Facebook and says, how

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<v Speaker 1>far are you from Princeton, New Jersey? So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, would you consider these chairs comfortable? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Right back, Yes, they're very comfortable. And here's my town

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<v Speaker 1>and my zip code so she could figure out the

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<v Speaker 1>distance from Princeton. Right, that's all you need. Scary, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because then I'll just go I'll plug it into Google

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<v Speaker 1>Maps and I'll just see a basic amount of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, give or take a few minutes, take a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of minutes. It's either an hour or it's thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>But if it's an hour in one minute, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to change your decision. So she says, can you

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<v Speaker 1>just give me your address? I want to see the distance.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, just use the town in the zip

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<v Speaker 1>code in any map program. It will give you the distance.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm sorry, but I don't know you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you're serious about the purchase. If you

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<v Speaker 1>could just please put in the zip code in the town.

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<v Speaker 1>So then she says, well, it says a minimum of

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<v Speaker 1>fifty minutes, and I want to come and sit in

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<v Speaker 1>them first. So I'm thinking of myself, I'm gonna wait

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<v Speaker 1>around for this woman is sitting them and then leave

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<v Speaker 1>because you know what's gonna happen. Scary. She's gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>there and go, oh, I drove all this way. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not that comfortable. I give you. She's gonna haggle with you, right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna do what you would have done if you

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<v Speaker 1>were on the other end of this transaction. Sure, right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I said to her, you know you're welcome to come,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, I'm telling you that comfortable. You know it's

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<v Speaker 1>a long trip. So she writes me back, she's well,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm coming so far, and because I need to

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<v Speaker 1>buy fabric and hire an an upholsterer to reef to

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<v Speaker 1>recover them, I can only offer you sevent She's haggling

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<v Speaker 1>right there in the so So I said to her, no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I said, your choice to reapholster is on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Why should I be paid for your reupholstering. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? That's nerve because she does. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to buy a car and the guy says to me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's for the car, can I say to him listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm planning on repainting the car, so I need you

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<v Speaker 1>to sell to me for eighteen I'm gonna put a

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<v Speaker 1>spoiler and a hoop tie and a neon on the carriage.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put in a new sound system. That's on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's on me. That's on me. You want to reappuls

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<v Speaker 1>in chairs, lady, that's on. That's your problem. And why

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<v Speaker 1>am I paid for She's trying to do some market

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<v Speaker 1>ship to your chairs. Yes, she's like, I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>a fifty dollars less because it's a long ride and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to change the chairs completely. Well, look, don't

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<v Speaker 1>buy them, then, don't drive buy chairs close to your house.

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<v Speaker 1>If these are the perfect chairs, while you're recovering them,

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<v Speaker 1>you do you imagine the nerve? So I said, the

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<v Speaker 1>best I can do. I'll give to the in fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take ten bucks off the tolls. I try to

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<v Speaker 1>be nice, she says, Now best I can do with

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<v Speaker 1>seventy five that's nowhere near the price you're offering them for. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you something. How much was and how she goes?

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<v Speaker 1>How does she? How does she just chopping that, chopping

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<v Speaker 1>off fifty and big thinking out gas and tolls and

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<v Speaker 1>what she wants to pay in upholster to read and fabric.

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<v Speaker 1>You know yourself, fund yourself on you. So I told

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<v Speaker 1>that I was sold. I'm like, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>just sold him. Suck yourself, maniplest fucking brass balls, fuck yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>go fuck you hell fuck he gonna fund yourself? So

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<v Speaker 1>so so uh so her name's her name is Sally,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Sally. Fuck you what was it? Tracy?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you Tracy, fuck you Bobby Bubbles and fuck you Sally.

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<v Speaker 1>And fuck you guy who works at the gas station

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<v Speaker 1>whose name I'm not gonna even try to pronounce, fuck you,

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<v Speaker 1>go top yourself off. Fuck you postmates, fuck you asshole driver. Yeah,

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