WEBVTT - This is Dramatic: Cringe Couples 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:06.000 This is the most dramatic podcast ever and iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:10.520 Welcome to the most dramatic podcast ever. I am Chris 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:14.239 Harrison alongside Lauren Zema, coming to you from the home 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.680 office in Austin, Texas. It is good to be back home, 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.200 even though it's a little rainy and stormy down here 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.880 in Central Texas. Yeah, we're Central Texas, And uh, did. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:25.920 You just forget where we live? 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:27.800 I was thinking, I was trying to think where Austin 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.880 was if. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.920 I'm the directionally challenged one. Not yet. 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:32.680 Look, I grew up in North Texas, so you know, 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:36.360 I think North Texas, Dallas, Fort Worth, and then yeah, we're. 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:37.640 I realized living here. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:38.080 What's up? 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.000 This is going to sound dumb. Texas is big. 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:46.280 Like if if you've ever had to drive, which I have, 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:48.680 I drove to California and or you'll drive out to 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.360 the Panhandle to go to Lubbock or out there. I 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.680 did some work out there back when I was a teenager. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:55.480 It's it's a day. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:57.880 Texas is like its own country. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.200 Like you've I remember because your brother lives down in 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.160 South Padre where I've never been, and we talk about 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:05.440 visiting him, and you're like well, yeah, we could drive, 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.760 but you know, from some places, South Padre is like 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.959 an eight hour drive and I was like an eight 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.679 hour drive, and you're like, yeah, and you're in Texas 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:13.360 the whole time. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.760 We used to drive down from Dallas to South Padre. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.720 That was like our beach, and it's a twelve hour 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:19.360 drive from there. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:25.720 It's a twelve hour drive from there. You can traverse 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.600 multiple states in that. I used to live in Chicago 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.959 drive on school breaks to Missou University of Missouri, and. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.680 That was like a seven hour drive in the same 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.640 amount of time. My guess is you could if you 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.520 started on the Red River, the border of Oklahoma and Texas, 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.640 and if you went twelve hours north, you could probably 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:44.759 go through four states. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:46.520 Okay, well we're. 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:49.800 Really getting I mean, you know, the traversing of Texas 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:53.640 is very personal. But I just what's funny is you've 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.120 just come back from San Diego, which was only a 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.040 two hour flight. That's one thing I love about living 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.480 in Austin. Everything's a two hour flight from here. So 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:01.480 you just got home. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.080 I did. I was out there doing some great stuff 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.840 with Calloway Golf. My friend's over there at Callaway who 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.920 I've been working with and have supported for ten years 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:12.080 and vice versa. So we did a little fun, little 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.720 project you'll see coming up probably in a month or so, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:18.079 but also hit some golf balls. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.640 Well, that was the cutest part. He's going to do 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.760 this thing with Calloway and you kind of buried the 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.760 lead as we say. He tells me as he's about 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.720 to leave to go to the airport, well, and they're 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.840 going to fit me for new clubs. And I was like, 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.040 babe at this point with my little sports awareness. But 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.160 five years in, even I know that's a big deal 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.200 and that's very exciting. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.160 It's called knowing your audience. There's just certain things I'm 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.000 not going to bore you with. 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:44.600 I'm excited for you about that. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:45.800 It was a good day for me. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.680 I listen, it's very different to like watch you play 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.240 five holes of golf than it is for you to 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.240 just tell me I'm getting fitted for new clubs. And 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:53.680 I know you're going to love that, and I'll be 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.320 very excited for you for that night. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.000 I appreciate it. Thanks for being happy for me. 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.600 Well, and I'm glad you're home because I right now 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:04.240 I'm on five hours of sleep. I probably sound like it. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.960 I cannot sleep when you're not home. I don't know 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.760 why this is now the case, because for sure, when 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.400 we first moved to Austin, I was scared if you 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.000 were gone. I just was like, we're in this new house, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:17.840 in a new neighborhood. I know, I don't have a 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:22.280 reason to be nois Yeah. Well, and honestly, when you're 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.720 a woman, typically you're kind of raised to be afraid. Frankly, 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.440 I mean you're I grew up in Chicago. Chicago has 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.359 very dangerous parts. You're raised to. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.440 Be afraid of all sorts of different things. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.640 And when I'm alone in this new house, I also 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:39.320 read a study that biologically, like you know how sometimes 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:40.800 you'll say it's so hard to sleep in a new 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.440 place the first night, right, that's actually a thing for everyone. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:44.960 Your defense mechanism kicking out. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.720 Yes, you as a human, it's your your biology saying wait, 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.120 what are potential new threats here? It's like you almost 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.560 go into survival mode. You don't know the terrors of 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:57.200 this place, but I now know the terrors of our home. 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.800 I'm familiar. We've lived here for I've been here like 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.160 seven eight months full time now, and for some reason 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:06.160 I still I mean, I actually it's weird. It bothers 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:07.760 me a little bit to say this out loud, because 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:11.120 I consider myself a very independent person. But I have 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:14.200 become I shouldn't feel bad saying this. In many ways, 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.000 it's a good thing. I have become dependent on you. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.960 I think I just don't sleep well when you're not 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.720 with me. And I was up till four in the morning, 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.840 not scared, just like laying in bed trying to sleep 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:26.279 and couldn't. 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.040 I always feel bad when I wake up on the 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:31.880 road and I'll go to Instagram and I will immediately 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:35.880 see content from you, and I'm thinking, oh no, I'm 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:36.279 like everyone. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.600 It's two in the morning, and I'm looking at wedding potential, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.880 wedding color palettes because I guess. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.640 I did like your take on wedding font And I 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.240 don't know, You're right, very observant, even at three or 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.839 four in the morning, whenever you were looking at that. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.560 Why everybody's using the same face. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.240 There's this one wedding font. I looked it up. 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.160 I think it's called I might be getting this wrong 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.279 ballista or something, okay, And it was making me go 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.440 insert pun here ballistic. 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:00.000 I would like, why is this wedding font the wedding fund. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.839 It's on the welcome signs, it's on the menus, and 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.800 for some reason it's become the font. No shade to 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.679 the fund. But we will not be using that fond. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:09.880 I think it's overused. 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.720 But yeah, and by the way, luckily I avoided the 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.640 big ground stop because I flew Southwest to go direct 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.599 to out to San Diego. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:18.360 This was wild. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:22.360 They grounded. The FA grounded all Southwest airplanes as if 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:23.039 they needed another. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.480 By the way, had to be a computer hacks. They 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.000 never really came out and said, but it felt like 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.880 someone hacked the system. They got it fits right, Your spidey. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:32.200 Sense is going up. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.400 You're thinking, right, why would the FA ground around Hire 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:36.560 not in. 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.480 A city nationwide? All Southwest? 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.000 By the way, let me just give a shout out, 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.640 because no one gives a shout out when things go 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:45.200 well on time. Everybody was lovely laughed with the flight 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.559 attendants had a great time. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:50.760 Oh good, yeah, oh good, Because I will say you 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:51.880 you don't always love a. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:54.039 Southwest I don't. It's not my thing. This was just 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:57.839 the most convenient flight and it worked perfectly. So not 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.200 the biggest fan. It feels like I'm getting on a 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.920 bus with a lot of people, and you know that's 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.320 not my favorite thing. But in this these are both pastges. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:06.920 He doesn't like not having a seat. He likes to 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:08.360 know where his seat is and get to. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:09.080 His sat like order. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.680 You know, really what it's about. I know it's it's 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:15.920 that's the only thing. We've actually flown Spirit together before 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:17.800 because we could only we had to go to this 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.760 wedding in Kansas City and the only NonStop flight with Spirit. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.880 We'd really never flown it, but we flew it. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.640 And you said you liked Spirit better than the Southwest 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.200 because he's an assigned seat. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:31.440 You've assigned me a number anyway. I'm right, you're a twelve, right, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.960 so you've already given me a number. Is it such 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.800 a reach to just make that number a seat that 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:37.440 I sit in. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:39.920 I don't know why that's a thing. I don't think 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.080 it makes it more efficient. I would be interested to 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.800 know if they're boarding times or longer they must be 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:46.280 without people having seats. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.479 I get where it came from back in the day, 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.800 and that you know, they started in Dallas and out 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:55.320 of love Field, and it was a cheaper, more affordable 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.839 airline and that that whole thing. It really was like 0:06:58.279 --> 0:06:59.880 it really was like the Greyhound of the sky. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.159 But what makes it cheaper to not have I think. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.719 There was just no premium, no nothing. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.480 Everybody I'm asking why is it? Why? 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.000 What makes it more cost efficient to not have assigned seats? 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.400 Nothing from either side, like why does it make your 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:12.440 ticket cheaper? 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.720 And why does it save them money out of it? 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.160 But then we should be careful what we asked for. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:17.000 Then they're going to start selling seats and then it's 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.280 the first five rows or I get. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:20.920 Sorry, I'm an idiot. It's because there isn't a first 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:21.560 class and all that. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:22.240 There's no time. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.920 Sorry, I should have thought about that. But I do 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:28.040 think what happens on a Southwest flight because of that system. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:33.400 I think it creates more tension from the start, because 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:36.120 everybody is like clamoring to find their spot in line, 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:39.440 clamoring to find a seat there. People are saving seats 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.800 for people, and people are worried are they going to 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.840 have overhead bin space? Are they going to get a 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.239 middle It's like I do find myself. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:46.800 I don't mind. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.760 I just flew Southwest a few weeks ago, but it's 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.160 I do find myself. I'm kind of more tense from the. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.320 Beginning and the right just getting in line today and 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.080 you know people are walking up. What number you? What 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.640 number are you? And it's just there's got to be 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.160 there's got to be a better way. There is a 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:04.920 better way. We figured it out. There are seats. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.360 Well, this brings us to our first dramatic headline of 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:12.080 the week. Actually, I mean we sound like duebs, but 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.600 we could talk about airline etiquette and our thoughts on 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:16.640 air air I've. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.920 Felt the majority of the last twenty years on airplanes, 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:20.480 so I'm well versed. 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.520 On If you guys ever see I've told him before 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.120 he should take to Instagram and do a how I travel. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.440 This man is the most efficient traveler. 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.240 I mean, think about it. 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.760 For the shows for twenty years, he's been to how 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.959 many countries you've lost track of, how many countries you've 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:37.200 been to, how many layovers, international flights, national flights, overnight flights. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:40.920 He is such a good, efficient traveler. It's shocked. 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:45.360 I feel like I could be an airport employee, like 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.520 airports could hire me a consultant. If you will an 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.440 airport consultant, I will come in and lay It's like 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.800 when someone lays out your kitchen for you. You want 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.000 that perfect triangle, and this is there. I could do 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.280 that at airports. I could make him so efficient. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.480 And you've probably seen, Actually I've never asked you this. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.240 You've probably seen a lot on planes. What is one 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:08.600 of the weirder or most trouble causing incidents you've ever 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:09.400 seen on a plane? 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.280 Well, the scariest and weirdest was when we were in 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.079 China and we were flying out and we had shot 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.680 all night. Everybody was exhausted, and we finally crawled on 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:20.880 this airplane. It was one of those double decker airplanes. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.480 We're leaving the country, and so we somehow we kind 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:27.079 of had the whole top deck. It was all bachelor people, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:31.560 producers and a lot of people popped ambiens, and everybody 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:32.280 was just ready to crouch. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.240 They're exhausted, they're exhaust you've been filming. They just wanted 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:35.600 to sleep. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.200 We finally got in, we took off. Everybody lays their 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:42.080 seat back, everybody's asleep. I wake up what everybody's I 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.760 felt like? Days later, I wake up and I kind 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.360 of look out the window and I see trees and 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.600 it just jars me awake. It just quickly one in 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.920 one didn't equal to and I'm like, why am I 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.559 seeing trees out the window? We've been flying for quite 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.600 some time. And I hear the person in the loud 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.120 speaker talking the flight attendant at the pilot, whoever it is. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.360 We are returning back to the airport. Something's wrong with 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.240 the landing gear. It was just all of it was 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.040 so weird. Long story short, we had to get off 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.080 the plane. We land it was this abrupt I don't. 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.640 Want to hear that something's wrong with the landing gear. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.440 It was like we're going to do a fly by. 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.760 I thought maybe it was a bomb scare because it 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:20.640 was just really sketchy the way they were doing it 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.319 and the way he kind of threw it down on 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.199 the runway. And we had to carry, literally carry people 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.320 off the plane because everyone was kind of drugged up 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:32.000 and half ambient stoned, and we were like carrying people, 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.000 pouring them into the. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.880 Loud Ambient had been kicking it. Oh yeah, you're like, 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.640 I'll put my arm around you, I'll carry. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.920 And everybody was pretty I again, pro tip, don't pop 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.000 an ambien when you're sitting there on the runway. Make 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:44.880 sure you're in the air. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:46.839 You guys, look at the tips. Make sure you're well 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.480 into the air before you take the sleeping pill. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.600 And so everybody was smart and they did that, but 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:52.760 we still turned around. 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:53.559 Wow. 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.240 Well, truly, I really do think you should take to 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:59.160 the gram and reveal some of your tips. But this 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.160 gets us to so our first dramatic headline of the week. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.720 We actually have two airplane stories. The umbrella drama is 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.520 drama on airplanes, which I mean, sure, I feel like 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.959 we see it all the time, but this one made 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:15.360 headlines like I was seeing it all over. I'm just 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:21.000 calling it baby popcorn. And basically what happened is this 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.559 United flight, they're passing out popcorn. I've noticed the airlines 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.400 they're getting away from peanuts. Don't know why they didn't 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:26.920 do it sooner. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:27.880 People have severe. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:31.000 Pena analogies, but I guess they're passing out popcorn. And 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:32.880 this pregnant mom is on the flight with her two 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:37.160 little kids and her baby through the popcorn everywhere or. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:37.880 Spilled it whatever. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:43.160 And allegedly, according to the pregnant woman's family, the flight 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.840 attendant said to her, the captain says, you need to 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.760 pick up every single piece of this popcorn, like made 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:52.360 her get. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:53.080 Down and pick it up. 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.160 And the woman's pregnant and she's embarrassed and she's like 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.720 crying on her hands and knees picking up this popcorn. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:04.880 Now it becomes a very serious incident because her husband 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:10.080 is a pro baseball player. His sister is Jesse James 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.680 Decker country singer. So it's now it's got celebrity spotlight 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:16.400 on it, this story, and the husband went on Twitter 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.679 like slams United, says how could. 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.760 You do this? But then he got a lot. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.720 Of backlash because people are saying, dude, do you hear yourself? 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.880 You sound so privileged right now. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.080 Like these are your kids, you should you should clean 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.840 up after them, right, So the question becomes. 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.680 These are these are not like housekeepers? Well, I f 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:35.480 flight attendants. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.640 But it's interesting because some people seem to think that 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.440 it is the flight attendant or the airline cruise job 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.240 to clean up, Like I'm paying to be here and 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:44.880 you should clean up. And a lot of people are 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:48.079 pointing out the detail of United provided the popcorn. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:52.360 We didn't bring these MESSI snacks on well, but where 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:53.240 do you fall on this? 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:57.120 As a seasoned longtime traveler well, and as a dad 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:57.559 is traveler. 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.280 I was going to say, let me just back this 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:06.880 into being ad. And I see sometimes people will leave restaurants, airplanes, 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.920 what have you, and it looks like World War three 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:10.600 took place. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.120 I thought of restaurants too, like when they leave and 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.280 the high chair. You walk in and you almost see 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.000 the carnage. A high chair is still sitting there and 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.720 you see all the food around it on the floor, 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.120 and you're like, oh, something bad. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.640 My theory is, I'm probably not going to leave it 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:26.160 cleaner than I found it, or even as clean, but 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.000 I'm going to do a really good job. If my 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.440 kids destroyed popcorn and threw it everywhere, first of all, 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:36.040 I stopped the act and progress. And second of all, 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:39.520 I would clean up. If I knew my kids dumped 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.520 a bunch of anything on the floor, I'm going to 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.880 clean that up. I'm also self conscious like that, but 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.520 I would have done that at a restaurant as well. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:48.679 If my kids tore apart a pancake and threw it 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:51.040 all over the place, no, I'm not just going to 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:51.440 leave that. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:56.640 I feel the same like I've opened snacks and spilled 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.160 on airplanes before. I always try to pick up everything 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.040 I can see easy. They're not giving us a lot 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.559 of leg room on the planes these days, but I'm 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.640 reaching down into the seat. And by the way, they're 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.360 not cleaning that great down there anyway. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.640 But if kids leave little crumbs or whatever, that's not 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:09.840 that's not crazy. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:13.000 No, it's not crazy. And look, we all know supposedly 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:14.439 a cru is going to come in and clean up. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.480 I think, you know, I definitely would have made the 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.040 effort to clean up. But I also think I think 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.320 both sides are a little off here in that if 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.960 the flight attendant was wording things like that to her, well, 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.000 then you're just like, you're being kind of harsh to 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.200 a pregnant woman who's alone with her two kids, like 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.040 read the room a little bit, and I sort of 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:34.480 I don't know, It's just I think there was a 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.440 missed opportunity for human moments across all sides here. One, 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.600 everybody should try to clean up after themselves and their family. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.000 But two, when a woman's pregnant and traveling alone with 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.440 two kids, can everybody pitch in and help out a 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:48.400 little bit? Like if I was a fellow passenger, I 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.280 probably would have said, hey, can I help you clean 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:51.440 that up a little bit? You don't. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.080 I'm wondering what happened? 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.680 Were people stepping over this crying, pregnant woman as they 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:56.800 walked off the plane. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.920 And I wonder too, if she says no and leaves, 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.200 what are they gonna do? I mean, is Sky Marshall 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.640 going to arrest her for not cleaning up popcorn? I mean, 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:06.640 what are they gonna do? 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.560 I also think, to be honest, I don't think this 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.640 ever needed to go to Twitter, Like, come on, dude, 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.080 we did not need to take it to Twitter. 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:16.520 Then you got backlash for it. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.320 It's creating a whole firestorm unless you're trying to make 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.320 the headlines. But I don't think you need I think 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.280 that was a fiery moment where you should have said, 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.960 put the phone down, do not tweet to. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.280 Put this in his terms, that was a swing and 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:28.880 a miss. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.160 Oh god, did he actually tweet that? Are you making 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:32.840 a sports joke? 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.000 That's a sports joke. He's a baseball guy. That was 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:36.120 the dad joke of the day. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.600 Oh gosh, we don't need to start that segment. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:42.800 I love you so much, Okay, gonna button us up 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.400 with There is one more little airplane drama incident. Actually 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.120 this sweet because I wanted to get your take on 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.440 something else. You know, we all we tended. There's like 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.880 a viral video of somebody freaking out on a plane 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.440 every other but I think it's slowed down since the pandemic. 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:59.800 Luckily people were really on edge there. But this man 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.600 is on a flight might have been Southwest. The seats 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:06.000 did look blue. I'm not for sure though, And he 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:11.600 gets recorded by another passenger. He is screaming about a 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.920 baby screaming. Apparently a baby's been crying for forty minutes, 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.160 he says. And this guy is like, you telling the 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:22.080 flight attendants, you need to tell those parents to get 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.320 that baby to be quiet. We are in a tin can. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.880 It is an echo chamber. You know that baby needs 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.520 to be quiet. I can't stand this. I hear it 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.880 through my headphones and he's yelling. And then he did 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:33.160 the thing which is like why do people ever do this? 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.200 I guess it got to the point they asked him 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.840 to get off the plane. He wouldn't get off the plane. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.960 The whole plane has to d plane. 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.120 Oh God, that breaks my soul when people do that. 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:45.760 Special place in jail for people like that, just take 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:49.880 him straight to jail. I mean, to ruin everybody else's day. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.640 How do you not see that everyone is looking at 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.720