1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you 3 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: I got so distracted with all that venomin rage. I 4 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: got distracted. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse 5 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: Kellyshow dot com. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now, 6 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: before i go into the wild the offensive rant, which 7 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: I'm about to do. Last night, we were talking about 8 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: this rapper R and B guy Neo, who said something 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: about kids can't change their gender, and then he goes 10 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: to his Twitter account or we all thought it was 11 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: or it was him and puts out this long, pathetic 12 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: apology video. Turns out the dude gave his publicist access 13 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: to his Twitter account, pub just puts it out there, 14 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: and Neo ain't sorry at all, So sorry to you. 15 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: Oh here's what you had to say was going on, 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: loved ones. This is Neo, all right. Listen. I normally 17 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: don't care because, like I said, opinions ain't special. Everybody 18 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: got one. 19 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 2: However, this is something I feel very strongly on and 20 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 2: I need you all to hear this from the horse's mouth, 21 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 2: not the publicist computer. 22 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 1: So check this out first and foremost, I do not 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: apologize for having an opinion on this matter. 24 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 2: I am a forty three year old heterosexual man raising 25 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: five boys and two girls. 26 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: Okay, that's my reality. Now he goes on to say, 27 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: I'm not sorry. It was the publicist who did it. 28 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: That kind of thing. So how about that. Good for him? 29 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 1: Wait to stand up to it and fire your sorry publicist. 30 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 1: All right, Remember the most embarrassing thing that ever happened 31 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: to you? No politics on the calls tonight, nun. It's 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: too heavy of a night. I have too much else 33 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: I need to get to make it funny. Eight seven 34 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. How many 35 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: times have I listed for you the things that happened 36 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: happen to me. I'll probably come up with some more tonight. 37 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 3: Now. 38 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: Before I get to any of that. To get to this, 39 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: I brought it up earlier, Eric Adams, New York City 40 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: signing a bill to ban weight and height discrimination in 41 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: the New York City workplace. And so let's have a 42 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: talk that is going to be incredibly offensive to very 43 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: very very many people, but it's a necessary talk. Just 44 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: the same. Discrimination is outstanding. It's outstanding. And not only 45 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: am I a huge believer in discrimination. You're a huge 46 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: believer in discrimination. The difference is I am a sociopath 47 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: and don't feel any need to lie about it at 48 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: all none. Did you know that I discriminate when we 49 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 1: hire and staff up around here. We're actually getting ready 50 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: to staff up a little more because the show is growing. 51 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. But you know, first it was 52 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: Chris and discriminated. Now it wasn't by skiing, or certainly 53 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: wasn't by religion, but it was byability, by work ethic. 54 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: There was discrimination there. With Michael, there was Look, I 55 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: told you the story before. We had it narrowed down 56 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: to three finalists with producer Michael and one guy I 57 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: called because he didn't call me at the appropriate interview time, 58 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: and it went right to voicemail twice. He calls me 59 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: back five minutes later and says, man, I forgot I 60 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: had it on. Do not disturb. Oh that's okay. The 61 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: interviews already over, Biop. I discriminate. I discriminate against the 62 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: people who watch my kids. I discriminate with my children's education. 63 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: I discriminate all the time with all the things I 64 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: care about in my life. And there are a lot 65 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: of people, even people through no fault of their own, 66 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: who aren't allowed access to I brought up my kids, 67 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: you know, the wife me. You know, here's a great 68 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: example of me. There are all kinds of stupid people 69 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: out there who are stupid through no fault of their own. 70 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: They're just naturally dumb. They're called democrats, not serious. But 71 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: there are all kinds of just people who they're just 72 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 1: not very intelligent. They have really, really really low IQs. 73 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: And it's not as if I'm some brainchild. And that 74 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that person's a bad person at all, But 75 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: as it comes to me, I'm going to discriminate against 76 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: that person. That person can't work for me, that person's 77 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: never going to hang around me for an extended period 78 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: of time. I simply don't want to spend my time 79 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: around that person. I discriminate. I discriminate with everything in 80 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: my life. Do you know what it takes to get 81 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: me to block your phone number? Virtually? Nothing, absolutely nothing, nothing, 82 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: just annoy me one time bit gone discrimination. And maybe 83 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: you're thinking, Jesse, that sounds like a terrible way to live. 84 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: Every and who says that to me is more miserable 85 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: than I am. I'm completely happy, you know why, because 86 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 1: I discriminate you you're tolerant. No, no, no, we shouldn't. 87 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: We shouldn't discriminate there, No we are, No, we shouldn't. 88 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: I had a buddy one time. This is not even 89 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 1: long ago, four or five years ago. I had a 90 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: buddy hanging out on the weekends, families got together and whatnot. 91 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: I stopped hanging out with him. You know why, because 92 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: he wouldn't you wouldn't correct his kids, and his kids 93 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: were not only lippy to him, to me, to everybody, 94 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: no matter whose house we were in, his or mine. 95 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: His kids would just go break stuff on purpose and 96 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: they'd laugh, and we don't talk anymore. Let's stop hanging 97 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: out with him. 98 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 4: Why? 99 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: Because your kids suck. You're not a good dad, and 100 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: so we don't get to hang out anymore. You're not 101 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 1: somebody I want to hang around. Period. I discriminate all 102 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 1: the time. Now, I'm not saying you need to discriminate 103 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: by white, weight or height at work, My goodness, if 104 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: you're discriminated by weight or height, you'd never hire a 105 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 1: feminist s or in Italian. But I am saying this 106 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 1: discrimination in your life, you probably need more of it. 107 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I'm gonna be clear. I'm not 108 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: saying be some bitter person who cuts everyone in your 109 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: life off and everyone sucks and everything sucks. I'm not 110 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: saying that at all. I'm really genuinely not saying that. 111 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 1: But Americans, we've talked about this before. Because of the 112 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: American Right and how the American Right is more Christian 113 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 1: based and the country was founded by Christians, Americans will 114 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 1: actually brag. It's actually not not this way in other cultures. 115 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:45,040 Speaker 1: Americans will brag about all the crappy people they allow 116 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: to stay in their lives. Hey where are you going to? 117 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: Have you ever known somebody like this? The ultimate people pleasers? Hey? 118 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: Where are you going? And you want to you wanna 119 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,800 Speaker 1: hang out games on tonight? No, I can't. I've got 120 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: to go over to my neighbor Patty's house. She's always 121 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: asking for something, and I agree that I'm gonna go 122 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: over there tonight and I'm gonna lend her fifty bucks 123 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna repaint her garage for her. But she 124 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: won't even say thank you. But I'm gonna do it, 125 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: you know, bragging about that. My friends don't brag to 126 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: me about that stuff, because you know, what you're gonna 127 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: get for me? Well, that's really stupid. Why Patty sounds 128 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: like somebody who you should never talk to again. Sounds 129 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: like an ungrateful mooch. Discrimination's outstanding. I love it. And 130 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: when you ask people, you ask people left right centered. 131 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: Doesn't matter to a man. Bill, deny that they discriminate 132 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: and brag about it. No, no, no, don't. We don't 133 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: discriminate here. Well, speak for yourself. 134 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 3: I do. 135 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: I love it. What Chris, It's fine, don't worry. We 136 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: won't get in trouble for that. Bill in Tennessee embarrassing story. 137 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 1: Go Bill, Chris, I can't hear Bill. Oh, I think 138 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: I double clicked the button. Bill. Are you there yet? Bill? Bill? Bill, 139 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: I think Chris screwed it up. Don't hang up for 140 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: don't hang up Bill? Maybe ugly see if it was 141 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: Steven in Pennsylvania, Go yeah, christies aren't working. Don't hang 142 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: up your meat heads. Apparently Chris messed up the phone lines. 143 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: It probably wasn't Chris at all. But we're just gonna 144 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: blame Chris, because listen, that's another part of happiness. You 145 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: never accept blame a responsibility for anything you do. Blame 146 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: someone else. Never take responsibility for your actions. Find somebody 147 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: or work with people and blame them. This looks like 148 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: we've always talked about, Jesse. Thanks for the brisket update. 149 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: A couple months ago, I bought a twelve pound prime rib. 150 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: Local meat market had one season amazing, ten times better, 151 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: so on and so forth. Now this is the part 152 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: that interests me, he says. I don't smoke it or 153 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: roast it. I cook it on a rotisserie. The seasoning 154 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: gets burned done into the exterior. Costs one hundred and 155 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 1: seventy dollars. Good grief. I purposely got one double the 156 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 1: size I planned on eating. Chris Michael, pay attention, everyone, 157 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: Pay attention, Listen, pay attention. I took the other half. 158 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: I sliced it into three long strips and put them 159 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: in the freezer for a half an hour. Then I 160 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: sliced them in a meat slicer for perfect little strips. 161 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 1: I took the fat from the rotisseary rotisseri tray and 162 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: used it to saute dice Peblano peppers and onions in 163 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: a cast iron pan. Then seated those strips of prime 164 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 1: rib in it, buttered some soft buns, put them in 165 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: the oven with the broiler going. Once they're dark, I 166 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: pulled them out, put Provloane on them. It was the 167 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: perfect Philly cheese steak. Who's freaking hungry? Right? Dang all right? 168 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,120 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 169 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:02,199 Speaker 1: But something going on with the Obama judges. Speaking of judges, 170 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: the judge in the Trump case Supreme Court and your 171 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 1: most embarrassing stories eight seven seven three seven seven four 172 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: three seven three. Now, let's talk about parting ways with 173 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: eleven dollars. I want you to think of the last 174 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: place you spent eleven bucks around there, ten eleven bucks. 175 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 1: You and I both know it probably wasn't important. I'm 176 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: telling you right now. For me mine, I was in 177 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 1: Cabella's and I was walking by the front counter, and 178 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,680 Speaker 1: I saw they had not only honey roasted cashews, which 179 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 1: don't say anything, Chris, I love honey roasted cashews. Honey 180 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,520 Speaker 1: roasted cashews. They had the little cherry sours. And I 181 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: bought them and it was something like ten dollars and 182 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,959 Speaker 1: fifty three cents, and it provided me nothing except for deliciousness. 183 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,319 Speaker 1: I probably could have skipped that and given eleven bucks 184 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 1: tunnel to towers. But that's why I tell you to 185 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: do eleven bucks a month automatically to tunnel towers because 186 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: it takes care of widows and orphans, catastrophically injured veterans, 187 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,439 Speaker 1: homeless veterans. And with all the crap we blow eleven 188 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 1: bucks on, can't we one time a month give eleven 189 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 1: bucks the tunnel to towers so they can help these people? 190 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,680 Speaker 1: T two T dot org T the number two T 191 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:28,439 Speaker 1: dot org give today? Is he smarter than everyone who knows? 192 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:35,840 Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It 193 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,600 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. We don't talk enough about 194 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: ZZ top, Chris. We don't talk enough about zz talk. 195 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: They had so many good gent what Chris, Yes, one 196 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: of them died. You don't have to do the throat 197 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 1: slashing motion. You could just say something, No, geez, you're 198 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 1: so dark. He just did the like hanging himself. No, 199 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: I think he died a. I think he died of 200 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: a disease or something like that. USh, Chris, he's up 201 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 1: on the coffee a little something. All right, We're gonna 202 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 1: get to your embarrassing stories here in a minute. We've 203 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,280 Speaker 1: got a couple more serious things on top of other 204 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: serious things. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three 205 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: seven three your most embarrassing stories. CNN reports security is 206 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: beefed up for Judge Chutkin amid attacks by Trump. Okay, 207 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: remember this. This is just a little reminding because this 208 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: is something we talked about before that you already know. 209 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: But just a reminder. This is a common Communist tactic 210 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 1: that they use with regularity. It's like it's like breathing 211 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: or walking for them. It's just something they already know. 212 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: This is what they do when they're doing something unspeakably horrible, 213 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: whether it's happening or not, they will claim they are 214 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 1: being attacked, thus turning themselves into vicyctims. Now that we've 215 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 1: built a society that exclusively honors victims, they're turning them 216 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 1: themselves into sympathetic characters. I personally have been through this personally, 217 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 1: I've watched the communists do this before. You may remember. 218 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go to the details of all of 219 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: it now, but found out blood Red Town. Blood Red 220 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,360 Speaker 1: Town had this Fourth of July parade. Of course, the 221 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,240 Speaker 1: Kamis sees the choke points in the town and they 222 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: decided some huge commy activist, gun grabber, lesbian activists, who 223 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,440 Speaker 1: has taking her kid to child drag shows. She was 224 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,839 Speaker 1: gonna head up the Fourth of July parade. The town 225 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 1: freaked out, reached out to me, asked if i'd help. 226 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: I did help. Soon boom she drops out, and she 227 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,559 Speaker 1: dropped out, and she said, I'm dropping out because there 228 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 1: have been threats. I'm dropping out because there have been threats. Now, 229 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,080 Speaker 1: keep in mind, just hold on, because this happens. Every 230 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: time nobody saw the threats, news outlets began reaching out 231 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 1: to her and saying, oh my gosh, what threats. She 232 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 1: responded to every one of them with some version of 233 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,599 Speaker 1: I don't have time right now. I don't want to 234 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 1: get into it right now. I'm out of town. But 235 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: there have been threats. So nobody ever laid eyes on 236 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: the threats. But from that moment on, huge organizations like 237 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: Yahoo and others printed headline after headline Fourth of July Parade. 238 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 1: Lady and I forget what she was. It was on 239 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: like Olympic team or something like that resigns because of threats. 240 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: It was all immediately, threats had to back off cause 241 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 1: of threats. Oh my gosh, she got threats. Threats that 242 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: don't even exist. That never happened. Even if they did, 243 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: you wouldn't run those articles. But never even existed, never happened. 244 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 1: Yet immediately for the communists, it's just like I said, 245 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 1: like breathing, it's an automatic reaction. When you're doing something 246 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: terrible or gearing up to do something terrible, you immediately 247 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:11,600 Speaker 1: start citing threats. Oh Man, extra security, getting scary out here, 248 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 1: These super scary right wingers could be a threat any minute. 249 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: This Tanya Chutkin, as we've talked about, it's not really 250 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 1: possible for Trump to have gotten a worst judge. She's 251 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,400 Speaker 1: not only an Obama judge, with which all the Obama 252 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 1: judges were really, really bad. He was a communist. Did 253 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: you fill the government with communists? She is one of 254 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: the more committed communists in there. And she's already been 255 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 1: a judge presiding over multiple January sixth political prisoner cases. 256 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: In every single case she threw the book at them, 257 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: the book at them. You couldn't go into a lab 258 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,479 Speaker 1: if we could create humans in a lab and construct 259 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: a worst judge for Trump to have to face down, 260 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: and because she knows she'll be despised by half the 261 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 1: country by the time the Sham trial is over, and 262 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 1: I mean, Lord only knows what kind of sentence she's 263 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 1: going to pass down on the truck. On the Trump 264 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: they're already citing the threats. Sorry, we had to upper 265 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: security because the threats. Now, speaking of the courts, before 266 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 1: I get to your embarrassing stories, they did fix the phone, 267 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: so they finally got them working. I'll get to that 268 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 1: in a second. I want to bring this up. What 269 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: I've heard, and it's a reasonable argument, is hey, Jesse, 270 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:36,680 Speaker 1: Trump's conviction will be overturned by the Supreme Court. Don't worry, 271 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: it'll be overturned by the Supreme Court. And you remember 272 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: what I said. That's what we're banking on, the Supreme Court. 273 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: That's our that's our defense. It's a Supreme Court headline. 274 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 1: US Supreme Court reinstates Biden's ghost gun restrictions for now. 275 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 1: They may end up overturning this later on, but for 276 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 1: the time being, Joe Biden had unconstitutional ghost gun restrictions. 277 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 1: And that Supreme Court we're banking on, they weren't there 278 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,600 Speaker 1: for us. They were against US. Bill Tennessee, go Bill. 279 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 4: Yep. 280 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 5: I was had used the bathroom at college, and I 281 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 5: walked to a building I wasn't used to. And I 282 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 5: go in, I sit in the stall. I'm doing number two, 283 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden I heard of girls 284 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 5: come walking in. The girl sits beside me doing her business. 285 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 5: They're all sitting there talking, carrying on, smoking cigarettes. This 286 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 5: was a whole new world for me. And then I 287 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 5: was just praying that they all would walk out of 288 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 5: the bathroom and I could get out of there. And 289 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 5: then one of them knocks on my stall door and says, hey, 290 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 5: how long are you going to be in there? 291 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: Oh? Oh my gosh. 292 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 5: It was awful. I sweat was pouring down, and so 293 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 5: all I could do was talking to high boys and 294 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,680 Speaker 5: say well. 295 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 6: Bill. 296 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 5: And then she said it, She said, I feel your sister. 297 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,760 Speaker 1: Thanks Phil. 298 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:09,199 Speaker 7: See, that's exactly what I needed tonight eight seven seven 299 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 7: three seven seven four three seven three the most embarrassing thing. 300 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: That ever happened to you. You know, it will be 301 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:21,160 Speaker 1: embarrassing having low tea levels when chalk is still there. 302 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 1: It's understandable before we knew about chalk, the natural herbal 303 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,159 Speaker 1: supplements at Chalk, before we ever knew that kind of 304 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 1: thing existed, it would be understandable. Okay, well, there's estrogens 305 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,080 Speaker 1: in the water. We're too sedentary. The food and what. Okay, 306 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,320 Speaker 1: I got low tea levels. But when you have a 307 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,879 Speaker 1: company of hardcore anti communists like my boys at Chalk 308 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 1: and they're selling natural herbal supplements, a male vitality stack, 309 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: female vitality stacks, chocolate powder, everything. When they're selling things 310 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: that will increase your tea levels by twenty percent of 311 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,840 Speaker 1: ninety days, imagine not doing that, especially when subscriptions are 312 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 1: thirty five percent off thirty percent choq dot com promo 313 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,440 Speaker 1: code Jesse, that's what gets you thirty five percent off 314 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: the lifetime of the subscription. Chalk dot Com promo code Jesse. 315 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: You're not going to believe how much better you feel, 316 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:20,879 Speaker 1: how much better you think. Chalk dot Com promo code Jesse. 317 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,120 Speaker 1: All right, all right, we're gonna talk about the system 318 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,720 Speaker 1: in your embarrassing calls next. He doesn't care if you 319 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 1: believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly. It is the 320 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:39,240 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. It is a Tuesday, right, Chris, 321 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: I didn't mess that up. It is a Tuesday. See 322 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,119 Speaker 1: you are good for something. Well, my watch doesn't say it, 323 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:48,719 Speaker 1: by the way, I found out it's tog Hoyer, tog hoyer. 324 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,880 Speaker 1: I've always called it a tag. That's tag. I'm gonna 325 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: keep calling it a tag tog anyway. Anyway, my watch 326 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,160 Speaker 1: will give the time and the date, but not the day, 327 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,240 Speaker 1: so sometime I get confused. That's what you're here for, Chris, 328 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,959 Speaker 1: that's what you're here for, all right, Before we get 329 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,119 Speaker 1: to your embarrassing stories, which I will get right back to. 330 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,399 Speaker 1: I really will get right back to it. And I 331 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: just want to briefly do something. I know it's been heavy. 332 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: I want to try to lighten it up a little 333 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: bit about the system. There's something called The Athletic. It's 334 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: a publication. It's total garbage. You don't know what it is, 335 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,480 Speaker 1: but just trust me on that it's women's sports, soccer 336 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,399 Speaker 1: and that kind of crap. No one cared about it 337 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: either way. The New York Times they bought the Athletic 338 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: for five hundred and fifty million dollars, which how sad 339 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,440 Speaker 1: is that that organizations, despicable organizations like The New York 340 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 1: Times even have that kind of cheddar to spend five 341 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,199 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million dollars on something, But they did it. 342 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,879 Speaker 1: They've lost millions and millions and millions and millions of 343 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:52,719 Speaker 1: dollars every year since the athletic regularly loses money. And 344 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 1: I only brought this up because it perfectly ties in 345 00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:00,440 Speaker 1: to what we were talking about last night. Now, I'm 346 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: not saying that we're powerless. I'm not. We have to 347 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 1: put our money where our morals are, and I have 348 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 1: a bud light news and stuff like that that will 349 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 1: reinforce that. So we are extremely powerful when we actually 350 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,879 Speaker 1: use the power of our dollar. But so much of 351 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:21,360 Speaker 1: the system they operate now they're allowed to operate. Now, 352 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,959 Speaker 1: I guess I should say, outside of what you want 353 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: or what I want, they don't stress about the consumer 354 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 1: because even the most basic person in the world would 355 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: acknowledge that investing heavily in a woman's sports media company 356 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: is probably not something that's going to be lucrative in 357 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: the end. Now, it's one thing if it's a passion 358 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: project or something like that, But you don't invest in 359 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 1: that and expect to make billions, right, you know you're 360 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,160 Speaker 1: probably going to lose some money. But with the system, 361 00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: you can lose money because your part of the system. 362 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,160 Speaker 1: As long as you pay your system dues always say 363 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:09,199 Speaker 1: what they tell you to say, and more importantly, don't 364 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,040 Speaker 1: say what they tell you to not say, than in 365 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,400 Speaker 1: the end you will continue to get bailed out by 366 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,360 Speaker 1: the other bank robbers who are looting the treasury. What 367 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,760 Speaker 1: that means is, we need more Normy Norms to make 368 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,119 Speaker 1: these decisions, these business decisions we do. We need Normy 369 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: norm to stop buying things from people who hate him. 370 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,920 Speaker 1: Now that's a challenge. It's your challenge in my challenge. 371 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: But I don't want those challenges right now. I want 372 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: the challenges of you and your embarrassment. Patty in Florida. 373 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 1: What happened, Patty? 374 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 3: Hey, I used to wear this big, curly afro wig. 375 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 3: It was very stylish and I look good in it. 376 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,360 Speaker 3: And I was out for a walk one day in Instaqua, Washington. 377 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 4: I was on Gilman Road, which is really a busy 378 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,520 Speaker 4: commercial street right next to the Target. And I was 379 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,640 Speaker 4: just casually walking and I walked under a tree and 380 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 4: my hair got tangled up in the branch and ripped 381 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 4: the wig off. It happened so quickly, and you know, 382 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,239 Speaker 4: I turned around and looked down on the ground, but 383 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 4: the wig wasn't there. 384 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,719 Speaker 3: I was a panic and frozen for one minute and 385 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 3: then I looked up in the tree and there it was, 386 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 3: dangling in the wind. I grabbed the wig down, stepped 387 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 3: it under my jacket, and walked away as quickly as 388 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,520 Speaker 3: I kept step to it. 389 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, Patty, that sucks. That sucks, but I 390 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: appreciate your pain. What sucks, Bride and Tennessee go. 391 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 6: Yeah. 392 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,159 Speaker 2: I just want to preface by saying it. When I 393 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 2: was at my young twenties, I married a beautiful young lady, 394 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,360 Speaker 2: and that usually happens. We had our first child soon after. 395 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 2: We were visiting our in laws and my wife was 396 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 2: busy about the kitchen and she'd bent over the dishwasher 397 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 2: to load the dishwasher, and I thought, I'm gonna go 398 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 2: give her a little criss on the rump and tell 399 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 2: her I love her. 400 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:58,720 Speaker 6: Man. 401 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 2: I looked at her and thought, well, she's months pregnant. 402 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,440 Speaker 5: I don't want to knock her over, so I. 403 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,959 Speaker 2: Rubbed her back instead and went to lean in her 404 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,880 Speaker 2: ear and tell her I love her with She looked 405 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,639 Speaker 2: at me and goes, you're not my husband, and I 406 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 2: was like, you're my wife, and instead it was my 407 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 2: mother in law. 408 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,439 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm so. 409 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 2: Enough to immediately go do I locate months pregnant. 410 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 1: At least you didn't give her a little tap on 411 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,000 Speaker 1: the rear end the old husband to wife love tap. 412 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: That couldn't That wouldn't have gone over that well. 413 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 7: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 414 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: We'll do so, you know, I'll do one more of 415 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: these right now that I got a couple more stories, 416 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 1: and we'll get back to them in just a couple 417 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,199 Speaker 1: of bits. This one is for Oran in Colorado. 418 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:48,399 Speaker 2: Go. 419 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,480 Speaker 6: Well, when I was growing up in Detroit, I was 420 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 6: dating two different girls. They lived about forty forty five 421 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 6: miles apart, and I take one out on Friday, went 422 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 6: out on Saturday, and one night one of them invited 423 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,639 Speaker 6: me over for supper. I thought great. When I walked in, 424 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 6: both of them were there. 425 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 5: They were cousins. 426 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:18,439 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you were dating two women who lived 427 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 1: forty five minutes apart and they turned out to be cousins. 428 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 1: I hope you never played a lottery. My brother is terrible, 429 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: all right. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three 430 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,119 Speaker 1: seven three. I'm gonna get to a couple of different 431 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 1: things here before I go on. Now, I've been warning 432 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,679 Speaker 1: about getting out of blue areas, getting to red areas, 433 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: and I give you all kinds of specifics why I 434 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 1: don't need to go over that now, But one of 435 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: the main reasons is the legal system in these areas. 436 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: It's why the January sixth political prisoners have been so mistreated, 437 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 1: because they've been op in a exclusively communist system where 438 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: the das are commies, the judges are comedies, the juries 439 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,200 Speaker 1: are all commies. And once you are a communist system, 440 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 1: not republican or democrat, where you would have some adherence 441 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 1: to the constitution or law, but once you are a 442 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,360 Speaker 1: communist system now, which is most definitely what we have, 443 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,879 Speaker 1: the communist doesn't have any use for laws or constitutions 444 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: or anything like that. Those thoughts, honestly, they're childish to him. 445 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,760 Speaker 1: That never even cross his mind. You simply seize power 446 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 1: to use power, and there are because you're you have 447 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: no morals, you're an anti human. There's nothing to hold 448 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,959 Speaker 1: you back. I've been warning about this in the legal profession. 449 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,560 Speaker 1: The legal profession is one of, if not the main 450 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: reasons I want you to get out of your blue area. 451 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,160 Speaker 1: I want you to leave New York City. As much 452 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,919 Speaker 1: as I love the Great Wor, I want you to 453 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,399 Speaker 1: listen to wo for free on iHeart from a different city. 454 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,679 Speaker 1: I want you to get out of Minnesota, Minneapolis. As 455 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: much as I love Minneapolis, I want you to get 456 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,119 Speaker 1: out of LA. I want you to get out of 457 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,120 Speaker 1: these places because it's not just the das, it's not 458 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,959 Speaker 1: just the juries. You have any idea how difficult it 459 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: is to prevail in a trial when the judge is 460 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 1: hostile to you, when the judge every little ruling, every 461 00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: little thing is against you because he has a religious 462 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: acts to grind against you, and he feels like h's 463 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,680 Speaker 1: his good moral duty to throw you in a dark 464 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: hole for the rest of your life for what you 465 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:48,239 Speaker 1: believe you have any idea how virtually impossible that is 466 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: to overcome. I know it's sad, but that is the 467 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,919 Speaker 1: system we have now here in the United States of 468 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:02,959 Speaker 1: America which brings me to this. You remember Saint George Floyd, 469 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,160 Speaker 1: You remember him dying, You remember the videos, you remember 470 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 1: the protests, You got it all. I don't have to 471 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 1: go over all these things for you here. But here's 472 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:18,199 Speaker 1: something you probably don't remember. You don't remember too Foul 473 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 1: too Thoul. That's his name, by the way. It's obviously 474 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 1: not it's a foreign name, so I didn't wanted to 475 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 1: make sure you knew I was saying someone's name. Shut up, Chris, 476 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,160 Speaker 1: when you're talking about foreign names, you have to clarify 477 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 1: to people. That doesn't make me insensitive or whatever. His 478 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: name is, too, Thou. The reason you don't remember him 479 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: is he wasn't the cop there kneeling on top of flood. 480 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: He wasn't this and that. He was a cop maybe 481 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: you caught in one of the videos, because all he 482 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 1: was doing was just standing there holding the crowd back. 483 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: Want to make sure the crowd can't rush the police, 484 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: that kind of thing. It's just standing there. Hey, hey, 485 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 1: stay back, stay back, Please stay back. That's what two 486 00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: thou did. I want you to listen very close, league, 487 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: as the judge addresses two Thou during his sentencing, and 488 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,960 Speaker 1: then I want you to think again about that. No, justin, 489 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm never leaving. We fight for every inch. Now, before 490 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: we get to that, let's get to this. Let's get 491 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 1: to our puppies. Let's get to our dogs, including the 492 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: big fluffy idiot named Fred. You see Fred, Fred. Yeah, 493 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: he doesn't have digestive problems anymore, Thank you, rough greens, 494 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,000 Speaker 1: he used to, of course, have digestive problems after every meal. 495 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,280 Speaker 1: That's a good thing. The bad part of that, though, 496 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: is this. Now. Now the boys, my sons, I routinely 497 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: catch them sneaking Fred food from the dinner table. They'll 498 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,640 Speaker 1: hold it down in their hands behind and I'll know 499 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: because I'll see Fred's big fluffy meat headhead behind them. 500 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 1: And now the youngest, who doesn't like his vegetables, has 501 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,480 Speaker 1: been caught multiple times feeding Fred the vegetables. And that's 502 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,120 Speaker 1: a problem, you see, because he needs to eat his vegetables. 503 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,479 Speaker 1: And the truth is, I would like it if I 504 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,760 Speaker 1: caught the dog eating Luke's vegetables for a lot longer. 505 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 1: We love them, don't we Big as meatheads as they are, 506 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 1: we love them. Roughgreens will keep your dog around longer 507 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 1: and keep your dog healthier longer. And now it doesn't 508 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,480 Speaker 1: matter how many vegetables Luke feeds Fred. Fred doesn't have 509 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,400 Speaker 1: digestive problems. Thank you, rough Greens all natural nutritional supplement 510 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: poured on your dog's food. Have a healthier dog free 511 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: bag eight three three three three My Dog for a 512 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 1: free bag, or you can go to Roughgreens dot com 513 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 1: slash Jesse. He doesn't care if you believe him, but 514 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 1: he's right, Jesse Kelly Grand Can you want of the 515 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: earth nine wonders, wonders. 516 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,360 Speaker 3: Of the world? 517 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:56,040 Speaker 1: Literally think of that? Literally amazing, it's literally one of 518 00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: the nine wonders? Is it literally a nine wonder? Joe? Literally, 519 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 1: it's literally it's one of the nine wonders? Literally? What 520 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 1: did the word literally add to the It's one of 521 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 1: the nine wonders in the world. Honestly, Chris Michael, I'm 522 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: sorry to be the old crotchety guy. Please tell me, 523 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:20,200 Speaker 1: am I missing something. Literally it added it. It's literally 524 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: literally this and literally that. Sorry, I can't take it anymore. 525 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,320 Speaker 1: I quit. We'll get here embarrassing stories, but first I'm 526 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 1: gonna play this judge for you. I'll try to play 527 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: it in full, but you know I can't make that promise. 528 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: This is the judge sentencing this Minnesota police officer to 529 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: over four years in prison, over four years for standing 530 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:52,480 Speaker 1: by doing crowd control while George Floyd died four years 531 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,560 Speaker 1: in prison. But more importantly, I want you to listen 532 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 1: to how this judge speaks to this man. Do you 533 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,280 Speaker 1: wish to be judged by a communist apparatic? One day 534 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,400 Speaker 1: if the answer is no, maybe you need to get out. 535 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:15,000 Speaker 8: Be perfectly honest, after three years of reflection, I was 536 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 8: hoping for a little more remorse, regret, acknowledgment of some 537 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 8: responsibility unless preaching. And I'm not going to rehash all 538 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 8: the facts from my order, which I found the things 539 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 8: you did and the things you didn't do make. 540 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 1: You guilty of this crack. 541 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 8: I can rehash all that as an experienced senior officer 542 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,040 Speaker 8: who was in the best position to save George Floyd. Accordingly, 543 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 8: it's my belief that a sentence at the top of 544 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 8: the range would be condye and punishment. 545 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: So I asked to count too. 546 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,760 Speaker 8: Having been found guilty by the court of aiding and 547 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,880 Speaker 8: a betting manslaughter in the second degree after a trial 548 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 8: pursued to Minnesota Rule Criminal Procedure twenty six point zero one, 549 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,200 Speaker 8: Subdivision III, judgment on the course that you are convicted 550 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 8: of that offense, you are sentenced to fifty seven months 551 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 8: in prison with credit for three hundred and forty days 552 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,200 Speaker 8: already served. 553 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,479 Speaker 1: That's an insane prison sentence. And nobody bats an eye. 554 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 1: You know why they don't bat an eye, because they 555 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,480 Speaker 1: look and they say, well, of course, Minneapolis of course, 556 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,959 Speaker 1: and this is the death spiral I've been speaking about. 557 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaker 1: You have communists who take over a big city like Minneapolis, 558 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 1: and what they do is remember, communists want death, misery, 559 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 1: and chaos because it destabilizes the society. That's why Lenin 560 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 1: opened up the prisons. It's why communists open up the prisons. 561 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: They want murderers to murder again. They're not soft on crime, 562 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 1: they're not progressive, they don't lean left. They really genuinely 563 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,520 Speaker 1: want more crime. That is the goal, and unstable society. 564 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 1: So these communists get elected, they turn these criminals loose. 565 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,840 Speaker 1: They commit more and more acts of violence. At the 566 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: same time, the police force that's been forced to respond 567 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,600 Speaker 1: to these has to bow down. If my goodness, if 568 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,719 Speaker 1: he happens to be black, you better treat him with 569 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,839 Speaker 1: kid gloves. You bet you're better off getting shot than 570 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:19,200 Speaker 1: actually defending yourself. And if something terrible does happen and 571 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,680 Speaker 1: you are even in smelling distance of it, as to thou, 572 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,720 Speaker 1: you are going to the heavy clink jack for four years. 573 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun being a 574 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 1: cop in that prison for him too. So what's going 575 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:38,080 Speaker 1: to be the result? More communists selected, more violent criminals 576 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,240 Speaker 1: on the streets and a worse and worse and worse 577 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:49,920 Speaker 1: police force, because what decent human being would ever join 578 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,840 Speaker 1: the police force only to be subjected to four years 579 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,800 Speaker 1: in the clink for doing virtually nothing. They won't join 580 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,719 Speaker 1: your police force, Minneapolis. They'll go to the burbs, They'll 581 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,040 Speaker 1: go to Oklahoma, Florida, Texas, Idaho. I'm gonna go be 582 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,040 Speaker 1: a cop where I can be appreciated somewhere and where 583 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,719 Speaker 1: I know I won't step out of line. So what 584 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: that does is, because your city isn't going to be 585 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:18,360 Speaker 1: without cops, it fills up your police force with turds, 586 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,680 Speaker 1: with scumbags and idiots. Do you see what just happened 587 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,960 Speaker 1: in Memphis? It's radio, so I can't play it for you. 588 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,560 Speaker 1: These cops grabbed this dude in Memphis. I think it 589 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,799 Speaker 1: was five cops if I remember right, And man, it 590 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,320 Speaker 1: wasn't for kids. They simply held this guy up. I 591 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,799 Speaker 1: think they tied him up, but I know they held 592 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,680 Speaker 1: him up. There's been a couple weeks since I've seen 593 00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:44,839 Speaker 1: the video, and they beat this guy to death. It 594 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,880 Speaker 1: turns out all those cops were the Memphis Diversity Hires. 595 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: After all the Saint George Floyd's stuff. You're gonna start 596 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,720 Speaker 1: filling up your police forces with some bad dudes. Man, 597 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 1: you think it's bad now, you think you got a 598 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: problem with cops. Now you wait until they're all corrupt scumbags. 599 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: Get out all right, enough, I need embarrassing stories. I 600 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,279 Speaker 1: may only do embarrassing stories next segment. Why because they 601 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,040 Speaker 1: make me freaking laugh. And that was a lot of 602 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,719 Speaker 1: heavy stuff. And we'll deal with the rest of it 603 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,880 Speaker 1: next hour. Embarrassing story time. Let's get this email real quick, Jesse, 604 00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,680 Speaker 1: I finally switched from AT and T to Pure Talk. 605 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,440 Speaker 1: Not only am I saving money, I found the service 606 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 1: to be better. How about that. I can't thank you 607 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 1: enough for your infinite wisdom. I like this guy. His name, Well, 608 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,560 Speaker 1: I didn't say I could use his name. He did 609 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,920 Speaker 1: say quote. I'm sure Chris had something to do with it. 610 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,560 Speaker 1: Chris had nothing to do with it. Okay, Well, the 611 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,439 Speaker 1: fact that you save money, that could have been Chris. 612 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,759 Speaker 1: That sounds like he may have been involved in the negotiations. 613 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,840 Speaker 1: But either way, switch from AT and T, man, switch 614 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 1: from T Mobile, switch from Verizon. There's incredible service. Five 615 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 1: gu service sitting there for you with the patriotic company 616 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,960 Speaker 1: that loves the country. CEO is a veteran. Maybe the 617 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: best part is the freaking customer service agents are Americans 618 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,880 Speaker 1: who speak English. You don't have to shout into the 619 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 1: phone anymore and ask them to repeat themselves ten thousand times. 620 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,000 Speaker 1: Do I sound like I'm sick of that? My goodness, 621 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,520 Speaker 1: I'm sick of that. All you have to do is 622 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,879 Speaker 1: pick up your phone dial pound two five zero and 623 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,320 Speaker 1: say Jesse Kelly. That'll save you even more. That saves 624 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,080 Speaker 1: you an additional fifty percent off your first month pound 625 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 1: two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. All right, all right, 626 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,680 Speaker 1: one more email el hefe being seventy five years since 627 00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,120 Speaker 1: the dropping of the bombs, I recently watched World War 628 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,400 Speaker 1: II documentary had showed how critical oil and control of 629 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 1: the oil fields was to our destruction of the Japanese. 630 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,759 Speaker 1: In Hitler's German military, we had vast quantities here at home, 631 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,200 Speaker 1: but Hitler was forced to use synthetic In your opinion, 632 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,080 Speaker 1: do you think the Commedis and our government have compromised 633 00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:02,280 Speaker 1: our oil production enough to lose a massive conflict with Russia. Okay, 634 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 1: his name's Chris. I'm gonna say this and then I'm 635 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,520 Speaker 1: gonna let it go because I want embarrassing stories. It's 636 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 1: been a heavy enough night. I believe from the military 637 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,640 Speaker 1: people I've talked to now that if it was Russia 638 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,480 Speaker 1: China versus US, we would lose. I believe we would 639 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,120 Speaker 1: lose that war. We would lose that conflict one on one. 640 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,799 Speaker 1: I don't know be touch and go would depend on 641 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,640 Speaker 1: where it took place. But Russia and China are doing 642 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,600 Speaker 1: military drills together now, they're working together. You're not gonna 643 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 1: face one. You're gonna face what they call the Dragon Bear, 644 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,600 Speaker 1: and we will lose. We don't even have enough oil 645 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,560 Speaker 1: to fight that war. That sucks, all right, embarrassing stories 646 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,600 Speaker 1: next hour, Hang on