Speaker 1: Hello when we're back.
Speaker 2: This week, we have a really special guest, Tony Baker.
Speaker 2: You guys have probably seen him on the internet reenacting
Speaker 2: animal videos. Maybe you've been to one of his live
Speaker 2: stand up comedy shows, or maybe you just follow on
Speaker 2: Instagram because he's a funny guy. But this episode were
Speaker 2: really diving into grief, fatherhood, how he got his start,
Speaker 2: and I think you really see a side of Tony
Speaker 2: that maybe you haven't seen yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get really deep. We're asking him about his
Speaker 3: dating life. You know, Tony's kind of fine and we
Speaker 3: don't see that side of him a lot. But you know,
Speaker 3: leave it to the good moms to bring out all
Speaker 3: the best parts of everybody gets really deep. This is
Speaker 3: our Father's Day episode. Happy Father's Day to all the
Speaker 3: fathers out there. You know, we love the daddies too,
Speaker 3: and so we featured a great dad, Tony Baker.
Speaker 4: Once upon a.
Speaker 5: Time there was a good old traditional housewife. She cooked,
Speaker 5: she cleaned, cared for her children and the man of
Speaker 5: the house, and of course she didn't talk back. She
Speaker 5: was both obedient and soft by nature. She was a
Speaker 5: good woman who always made good choices.
Speaker 2: That ship we're good Mom's bad choices to single mom,
Speaker 2: he said, But the patriarchy shared all.
Speaker 1: Their bad choices and found out they weren't so bad.
Speaker 1: After all.
Speaker 3: We're experts over chairs and your new bestiae sit back
Speaker 3: and near the ride.
Speaker 2: I can do a pack, but like I would rather
Speaker 2: you have a titty than a birchest period.
Speaker 1: Give me you have to commit. I would rather have
Speaker 1: a full titty than a bird.
Speaker 4: Check. What if it was just like a good ass,
Speaker 4: solid d cup.
Speaker 6: That's fine, I've been moving to Hew was work.
Speaker 4: He'd be talking to you and they'd be naturally moving.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe not that.
Speaker 6: I don't know, maybe like.
Speaker 2: A small s I could do that, But the bird
Speaker 2: has really pisses me off. It's like a concave. Sorry
Speaker 2: to the birchest niggas listening, but right now, do some
Speaker 2: like pump it up Pop?
Speaker 3: Actually don't see that song here saying we don't think
Speaker 3: that's anyway. That was a good hit back in the
Speaker 3: fifth grade. Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm
Speaker 3: Erica and I'm Mila. Another wonderful episode of Good Mom's
Speaker 3: Bad Choice.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited, y'all because we have a special guest today.
Speaker 1: As you can hear as you can hear.
Speaker 2: We have none other than the comedian, the father himself,
Speaker 2: Tony Baker.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a podcaster, I gotta you know, you got
Speaker 1: to seduce them, don't you know?
Speaker 5: We don't know.
Speaker 1: I've always have a lot of men on the show.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true. You know when the testosterone comes in
Speaker 3: and get a little blasted. He's only just a landout here.
Speaker 3: We're like, look, are's a new man. We're in the bathroom. Like,
Speaker 3: he's so handsome.
Speaker 2: I was like, she was like, he's so tall, Like
Speaker 2: I didn't know, are you exposing this?
Speaker 4: Sneaky?
Speaker 1: You can't tell your ship? God?
Speaker 3: Fuck you need a podcaster, you know what it is
Speaker 3: with the microphone just makes me tell all my business.
Speaker 3: I know, literally, even with you, I gotta confess them.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna talk about it. But so
Speaker 2: guess what, bitch, hilarious, I.
Speaker 3: Feel my confidence. I could tell my truth.
Speaker 4: So you would snitch with the cows. All they need
Speaker 4: is a microphone podcast your husband Like, so what happened that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Nothing I did.
Speaker 4: That's what makes her break. But they beating her up,
Speaker 4: they socking around. She's taking it like the hell get
Speaker 4: the microphone.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's like.
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 2: Maybe that is it's the Jim Carrey Liar Liar version
Speaker 2: Podcaster hilarious part. I really I recently watched Liar Liar
Speaker 2: with Irin. Oh God, my daughter's really into Jim Carrey
Speaker 2: these days. Like she's actually like her personality and like, are.
Speaker 5: You Jim Carrey?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, she's goofy.
Speaker 1: Like her like him. But god, he has so many
Speaker 1: good he has some good ones.
Speaker 4: I called on him late honestly, really, like when a
Speaker 4: Ventur first came out. I don't know how old y'all are,
Speaker 4: but like when a Ventur came out, was just like
Speaker 4: he's doing too much. He was doing a lot, and
Speaker 4: then the mask. I was like, he doing too much.
Speaker 4: I didn't see Liar Liar until twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: I just aid, there's Dick and Jane, and I like
Speaker 1: Dick and Jay. I watched that recently. That was a
Speaker 1: good one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like Cable Guy, Cable Cable Guy Truman show.
Speaker 1: That was kind of serious.
Speaker 4: I was that sh Scared Dumber is Good.
Speaker 3: To Dummer is my first intro.
Speaker 1: That's the other one, the Spotless Mind something Shine that
Speaker 1: when he played the comedian.
Speaker 4: No, no, you're talking about that one.
Speaker 3: When I know the documentary about Man on the Moon.
Speaker 1: That's what really got me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's staying character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also is he okay? Probably not? Where is Yeah?
Speaker 4: Man? I can't get a bead on him.
Speaker 1: And really I think he knows too much.
Speaker 4: But he's been doing Sonic the Sonic movies though. Oh
Speaker 4: he's doctor Robot.
Speaker 1: I was right. I mean I used to be besties
Speaker 1: with his daughter in middle school. Is she okay? Shout
Speaker 1: out to Jane, Hey, Jane.
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 4: R right?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Doing Jane? Hit my friend?
Speaker 3: Come on the show. We need to figure out the thing.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, the first time I ever got drunk was
Speaker 2: at Jim Carrey's house. What So I went to school
Speaker 2: to growing up in Ella. I know, I went to well,
Speaker 2: I went to public school, and then my mom got
Speaker 2: me to this rich white school, so that I was
Speaker 2: with all these rich white kids in sixth grade. And
Speaker 2: Jane was one of them, and she was she was
Speaker 2: like a hippie.
Speaker 1: So she was just always wanted to play her guitar
Speaker 1: and just chill out.
Speaker 2: She was like one day she invited us over to
Speaker 2: her dad's house and she's like, I become to my
Speaker 2: dad's house like he'd be here, but he don't really
Speaker 2: be here.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, let's go. So I was
Speaker 1: I think it was sixth grade, maybe seventh.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say sixth And we went over there, and bitch,
Speaker 2: he must have it.
Speaker 1: He went to bed.
Speaker 2: He went to bed, and then we raided his liquor cabinet.
Speaker 2: And when you're eleven, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: You don't know what to drink.
Speaker 2: So I'm just drinking everything anything like, mixing all types
Speaker 2: of concoctions together. We're just like, I don't know, Bitch,
Speaker 2: I got so drunk. I just remember they put me
Speaker 2: in the shower, didn't even know what to do with me.
Speaker 2: I was throwing up. I was there washing my face
Speaker 2: with shampoo.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a disaster zone. Anyway, the next morning, my
Speaker 2: mom came pick me up and I get in the
Speaker 2: car and she's like, have you been drinking?
Speaker 1: You smell like alcohol. Have you been drinking? And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, what are you talking about. I'm eleven.
Speaker 4: The microphone came in. The microphone came in. I was drinking.
Speaker 4: We got drunk. Mom, you never is the beginning of
Speaker 4: the mom.
Speaker 2: You never trust me like that. You know every you
Speaker 2: know their every daughter has done this to their mom.
Speaker 1: You never trust me. You need to trust? Is this
Speaker 1: a valley thing? Because I'm definitely like, don't you trust
Speaker 1: who you raised? Don't don't you trust who you raised?
Speaker 1: You must not trust yourself. That literally, that was my narrative.
Speaker 4: I always did work.
Speaker 1: I've used it. No, I'm almost like, bitch gets your
Speaker 1: ass in the car.
Speaker 2: And then we talked about it recently. My mom is like,
Speaker 2: I knew you were fucked up, and I just like
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe I let you
Speaker 2: go to Jim Carrey's house and this nigga went.
Speaker 1: To bed and you little stupid bitches.
Speaker 4: When did you know what happened?
Speaker 1: And I know my mom didn't even text him. She
Speaker 1: probably was like, I'm not going to text you. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to distract Jim Carrey like that. He's tired.
Speaker 4: That's my Tim Adams alone. Good morning, follow shout out spice. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yes, tell us about you. How did you get into comedy?
Speaker 4: Uh? So? I wanted to act. I want to be
Speaker 4: like Jim Carre.
Speaker 1: Even to Jim Carrey.
Speaker 4: He was doing too much.
Speaker 1: Was your favorite comedian back back then?
Speaker 4: Uh? Well, growing up it was some bad damon Wayne.
Speaker 4: So it was my two top every comedy specially they
Speaker 4: did I watched and then uh, but mind you. I
Speaker 4: was never like I want to be a comedian. I
Speaker 4: was just like, you know, they funny, and then I
Speaker 4: was gone. But movies, you know, And so I always
Speaker 4: wanted to act. And then when I did extra work
Speaker 4: and Transformers they shot the first one in New Mexico.
Speaker 6: You're an extra trans see the back of my head.
Speaker 4: Wow, Transformer shooting at the decept the con.
Speaker 1: What is the time stamp?
Speaker 4: Uh, that's a good question. Blink if you miss it,
Speaker 4: but my head cut it in right here.
Speaker 1: You can you be watching it the hall.
Speaker 4: This the beginning. You don't even got to watch yep.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's familiar.
Speaker 4: With my ball head shooting at the Decepticon, the first
Speaker 4: Decepticon in the beginning of the movie that came the
Speaker 4: comes and wipes out the army base. We were we
Speaker 4: were the soldiers because you lived.
Speaker 1: In New Mexico. Because I was like they're flying extras
Speaker 1: to New Mexico.
Speaker 4: Yep. So, and everybody was there. Ty Reese was there,
Speaker 4: Josh uh, what's the name of dow Hammer or whatever.
Speaker 4: And so I did the extra work for that, and
Speaker 4: I was like, Yo, this ship is fire, you know.
Speaker 4: And I had done theater on campus before, and so
Speaker 4: I was just like that was the final straw. I
Speaker 4: was just like, man, let's just yeah, let's just go
Speaker 4: to Calian. Let me just by this time, I'm in
Speaker 4: college for mad long. I'm gonna changed my major three times.
Speaker 4: You know, I was gonna be a teacher, middle school,
Speaker 4: high school teacher, social studies. But man, the passion, Man,
Speaker 4: I gotta do it. Moved out here for acting. And
Speaker 4: then when you get out here, you think you're gonna
Speaker 4: be the one. You think you're a director, gonna see
Speaker 4: you get off the gray hand. Yeah, you're the one.
Speaker 4: You you what we've been looking for. Man, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: cast you in this. It's not the reality. So I'm
Speaker 4: doing extra work that's trash now, like the mundane extra transformer.
Speaker 3: I shout to come on the extra.
Speaker 4: That's met budget budgets. I'm doing the wag extra work.
Speaker 4: I'm just like man cross and I'm just at the
Speaker 4: nightclub walking past and Dexter. I'm like, MANX five bround.
Speaker 4: I was a loyal man. It was a scene with
Speaker 4: the with the cop, the Cuban cop.
Speaker 2: God, the one was like going and he was turning bad.
Speaker 4: I tapped out, I gotta finish it anyway, So I
Speaker 4: was like, wait, sorry.
Speaker 1: I tell you nobody got out here. He was acting?
Speaker 4: Did he really.
Speaker 1: Yeah? What he was saying that, I'm sorry because now.
Speaker 4: I'm really thinking, like how did that kept? Anyway? So
Speaker 4: watch it? So uh so, you know, you get discouraged.
Speaker 4: You know, you're in the sea of everybody with the
Speaker 4: same dream. So I was just like, maybe I should
Speaker 4: do stand up as a way of exposure, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. And so because people always say I
Speaker 4: was funny, and like, you know, I've always been funny,
Speaker 4: but it was never like registered, you know. Uh. This
Speaker 4: one girl when I went to a Common concert during
Speaker 4: his Electric Circus tour in Albuquerque, she just pulled me.
Speaker 4: She's like, You're hilarious, and I was like, who are you?
Speaker 4: And she was like, I saw you host that MC
Speaker 4: battle at New Mexico State. You were funny as hell.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh wow.
Speaker 4: I'm funny. Funny, It's just always resonated.
Speaker 1: Just something girl funny, huh.
Speaker 4: Because it never it never registered for me that I
Speaker 4: was funny because my older brothers never laughed at me
Speaker 4: at the house, and so I would go to school
Speaker 4: making them laugh. But it didn't register because I'm like,
Speaker 4: brothers don't be there. And then when you get older
Speaker 4: and you start liking girls, they be like, you're funny.
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, fuck that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be funny.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be funny. I want to be sexy.
Speaker 4: Then not realizing that the funniest part of the second,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm saying. But then I was just like nah, man,
Speaker 4: and so.
Speaker 1: I had a whole baby with funny see.
Speaker 4: So then so yeah, I was like, let me try
Speaker 4: stand up. And then I tried it. I did one
Speaker 4: open mic at the High High North Hollywood and fell
Speaker 4: in love with it and never stopped sixteen years later,
Speaker 4: still doing it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: That's a testament, you know, if you've got to compliment
Speaker 3: to give somebody, give it to him because you never know.
Speaker 1: Where it's going to lead.
Speaker 4: It exactly because that I'm telling you, DA stayed it
Speaker 4: was like, you're hilarious, and they just echoed, I'm still
Speaker 4: cool with her to this day. Your name is Laurence
Speaker 4: Lauren Man whole trajectory and so now like you know,
Speaker 4: I still act, but that stand up.
Speaker 3: Is just and the crazy thing is is like acting
Speaker 3: is one thing another feet but like stand up as
Speaker 3: hard as hell.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, you have to be really
Speaker 2: brave because sometimes, I mean, I'm assuming your jokes always hey,
Speaker 2: like what have you been?
Speaker 1: You had some bad, bad days? You're after It's so
Speaker 1: hard to watch from people bombs. That's how I know.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm the one. I'm such people please it.
Speaker 2: I'm the audience, Like like you look like you you
Speaker 2: would just sit there and just take it.
Speaker 1: Make me laugh.
Speaker 4: You had one person in the front because every comedian and.
Speaker 2: Tell you like, I don't sit in the front because
Speaker 2: I don't want to be roasted.
Speaker 1: Don't. I'm gonna sit back in the back corner.
Speaker 4: You hard to roast though you can't you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. You're gonna get talked to, but roasting you're
Speaker 4: not really roastable.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like now I've been roasted. Really Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said you're traumatized. You said flirt, so you know
Speaker 1: it's like a little punch.
Speaker 4: One thing about me is a comedian. I don't like
Speaker 4: embarrassing audience members like interact. I interact, but I don't
Speaker 4: want you to feel stupid or little. I never want
Speaker 4: that unless you're an asshole. If you're an asshole, I'll
Speaker 4: tell your ass up. I put people on stage that
Speaker 4: were heckling too much. You think you could do this
Speaker 4: because I was hosting the show and they were disrespectful
Speaker 4: to one of the community, like, come up here and
Speaker 4: do five minutes. He went up there and got his
Speaker 4: ass took a huge air.
Speaker 3: I've been going to a lot of comedy shows. We've
Speaker 3: been hanging out with to here, so he always invites us.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, that's my guy.
Speaker 1: I love. We love to hear.
Speaker 3: So when you're going to like date nights, come the bomb,
Speaker 3: I'll be in the audience.
Speaker 7: Like I do this, and I've been five like I
Speaker 7: got my set together shut then, but I I've been
Speaker 7: had having seen.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 1: It's at my house. I have a sign there and everything.
Speaker 4: I don't need to tell what if you do and
Speaker 4: fall in love with.
Speaker 1: It like I did, I mean maybe I think I
Speaker 1: have some strong points.
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of women and comedy and comedy
Speaker 3: there generally, there's not a lot of attractive people. Some
Speaker 3: are already winning and I already.
Speaker 4: Talk a lot so boom that already made.
Speaker 1: For the stage.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine, Tony, if you you got to bring book,
Speaker 3: bring on tour.
Speaker 1: We're doing well now.
Speaker 4: You gotta be funny though, Okay, I can.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna get my ten minutes together.
Speaker 6: I gotta see the comedy duos.
Speaker 1: No, but we could do it. Me and Jade talked
Speaker 1: about the people that go up together always do.
Speaker 4: Like twins twins, they go up together. There's a I
Speaker 4: don't know if they're real comedians. Are those those two
Speaker 4: swol black dudes that are kind of Republican black dudes? Yeah,
Speaker 4: they tour together.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 4: It's just like because people will be trying to say Tony,
Speaker 4: remind me of them, and I'd be like, how how
Speaker 4: I'll be low key in wrong. So yeah, So that's
Speaker 4: how I ended up in comedy.
Speaker 3: And you just continue to do stand up and extra
Speaker 3: work and then that's how you made your big break
Speaker 3: in LA.
Speaker 4: Well, really, I feel like just stand up was the
Speaker 4: was the big break because I don't consider myself big
Speaker 4: in acting at all, Like you know, I'm barely in anything,
Speaker 4: but the stand up is how people know me, and
Speaker 4: just the comedy. And then the voiceovers took off and
Speaker 4: then so all of that and then the sketches working
Speaker 4: with all death all the time. So it's just like
Speaker 4: a body of work. And then but the dream came
Speaker 4: to fruition because it was like I started doing stand
Speaker 4: ups so people can be like, I want you to
Speaker 4: be in something. And that's what happened with Michael joh White.
Speaker 4: He was doing Outlaw Johnny Black, and he was like,
Speaker 4: I want you to be in it. I was like,
Speaker 4: I ain't got an audition. Finally, God, thank you and
Speaker 4: so and then it happened again recently. So it's just
Speaker 4: like that was the goal for like, you know, if
Speaker 4: I can, if I can bypass these auditions, it just.
Speaker 2: Feel you like you're there, Like, yeah, that's the fact
Speaker 2: that you would even have to audition at this point
Speaker 2: would be crazy to me.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, everybody auditioning until you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So Tony Baker, let me be your agent.
Speaker 4: I'll tell.
Speaker 1: Tony gets the job.
Speaker 4: Done. Just trust men. I'm a good liver, but can
Speaker 4: you do the accent?
Speaker 1: Mans?
Speaker 4: Right? And I'm butchering an accent to.
Speaker 3: Every new Jersey movie you've ever heard of, So we
Speaker 3: gotta do all London movies, all Jersey movies.
Speaker 1: You come out of that thing with the.
Speaker 4: Accent, right, It'd be terrible and they'd be like, man,
Speaker 4: I hate it when black people judge my British accent?
Speaker 4: Where are you from? I'm not gonna do it right now.
Speaker 4: I'll mix it in later. Right now, the pressure is on.
Speaker 1: Is that right? It's all right? You got it?
Speaker 4: You go?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you gotta practice. Yeah, client on the.
Speaker 3: Spot, can watch a couple of movies first research.
Speaker 4: I did that challenge on Instagram. Recently they had the
Speaker 4: British challenge that you say like fifteen things with the accent.
Speaker 4: The people was judging me. I was like, where are
Speaker 4: you from? Missip about it?
Speaker 1: You never been the British challenge? How do I miss
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think we needed. We need to maybe do more
Speaker 3: more full episodes and accents. I see what happens. We
Speaker 3: might get unsubscribed.
Speaker 4: I should do this.
Speaker 3: People already feel uncomfortable with the actual voices that we
Speaker 3: do have really because we're black and we say nigga
Speaker 3: and baby daddy, but maybe like vocally we don't sound
Speaker 3: as black.
Speaker 1: So we've had some.
Speaker 4: Pretty get uncomfortable because yeah, like but they don't.
Speaker 1: Think we should say it, even though obviously black.
Speaker 4: You'll be saying sometimes nigga hurts, depending on who's saying it.
Speaker 4: Like when my brother says it'll be like.
Speaker 1: How does he say it? Can you put can your
Speaker 1: brother's nigga in the sentence police.
Speaker 4: Like nigga in't said he was around the corner because
Speaker 4: we played college. When he say, nigga yelling at you, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not really me, it's like, you know the team
Speaker 4: he's yelling at. I was like, his niggas hurt?
Speaker 1: Has anyone ever do people say this when they have sex? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my nigga? Is that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that? Like I just had to I realized I've
Speaker 1: never done that.
Speaker 3: I even never said niggah damn nigga.
Speaker 2: No like nigga, Yes, I put it in nigga nigga.
Speaker 4: These are some good pumps niggas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's a gangster.
Speaker 4: My favorite position.
Speaker 3: Listen that this is that sug roll play, you know,
Speaker 3: like did role play, but we never did thug ro play.
Speaker 1: But I'm a thug to dick nigga.
Speaker 4: Give me that Dick nigga.
Speaker 1: Boy bro playing. Come on, Damn nigga, give me that
Speaker 1: jig would.
Speaker 4: Actually worked, Nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable. Dam d nig.
Speaker 4: What happened in while you got my legs up like that?
Speaker 1: You know what? We got a new character?
Speaker 3: Try it up as a Friday Damn nigga, nigga.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't think I've ever said it
Speaker 4: though during six a Bitch, I'll probably ill probably threw
Speaker 4: it in, but I can't remember, but probably maybe I'm
Speaker 4: pretty quiet, really.
Speaker 1: Not, you're talking ass being.
Speaker 4: Quiet, I'd be all business.
Speaker 3: You know, the girls probably coming over with the cats,
Speaker 3: hoping that you say something some you know, funny ship,
Speaker 3: some sexy ship.
Speaker 4: I'll be talking. I'll be talking to make sure you're good.
Speaker 4: You're good, good, good, you straight? All right?
Speaker 3: We might need to iterate some like sexy talk for you,
Speaker 3: because if you have that voice, you know, you're a
Speaker 3: known voice, you gotta like integrate your your four plate talk.
Speaker 4: My ex girlfriend was like, you be too quiet like, like,
Speaker 4: you just be silent, like you know, I'll be quiet.
Speaker 4: I have to think about it, like I'll be quiet
Speaker 4: and I'll just.
Speaker 1: Be you know.
Speaker 2: I would say, when a nigga talks too much, too
Speaker 2: much shocking is like shut the funk at least.
Speaker 1: And you also have to know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Some niggas just be talking too much and saying the
Speaker 3: wrong thing, but also asking you stuff and you can't
Speaker 3: really hear.
Speaker 1: That's another thing we need to discuss this.
Speaker 3: Okay, depending on the positions, it's really not an ear
Speaker 3: mouth shot. Usually I'm like, huh.
Speaker 1: This recently happened. I was like what me?
Speaker 2: Like three times like and then I was like, but
Speaker 2: I really want to know what you said because I
Speaker 2: feel like it was important.
Speaker 1: I feel like he says something really nice about me,
Speaker 1: and I do want to.
Speaker 4: Know you missed it.
Speaker 1: So we need to come up with like what the
Speaker 1: repeating again and again He's like, bit, you never mind, just.
Speaker 4: Forget it, getting soft every time you're asking me to get.
Speaker 2: Solved, and so that's what you know, that's what you
Speaker 2: gotta do.
Speaker 4: Speak Then up, I said, I said, did you go
Speaker 4: to the post office earlier today? Because I forgot. God
Speaker 4: damn man, did you go to the post office? Nigga?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 4: I told you to put the fish up. See, I'm
Speaker 4: not a goodie two shoes.
Speaker 3: You got the good mama fact we did that to
Speaker 3: people cage.
Speaker 4: I wasn't even in there. You ain't give me a chance.
Speaker 1: Look at you judging him, right, I'm a little judging.
Speaker 4: I was on my phone. He's he grew up in
Speaker 4: the cheers. I just literally on my phone. He grew
Speaker 4: up in the cherry.
Speaker 1: You know, people can't talk.
Speaker 3: I think he's a Christian. Christians only closed doors, quietly, quietly.
Speaker 3: He's having quiet sex over there.
Speaker 4: See I'll be talking, though occasionally I'll be checking in.
Speaker 1: Looking deep in their eyes.
Speaker 4: I'll do that contact.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have a proposal for you, because me and
Speaker 3: Orlando do this and it's really worked. And I know
Speaker 3: that you do the animal voiceovers, so you should just
Speaker 3: integrate them into your sex life because sometimes you gotta
Speaker 3: just be primal. And I think maybe you just like
Speaker 3: bring out your tourists and be primal.
Speaker 1: And his animal he's not like growling in his video,
Speaker 1: but he could.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, one thing I want I don't want to
Speaker 4: be too funny to where it's just like I can't
Speaker 4: be taken seriously during the smash.
Speaker 1: There's a nice, healthy balance.
Speaker 4: So I don't want to mess up the flow because
Speaker 4: when't it get turned off like that? So one false move,
Speaker 4: one false sentence, We're done.
Speaker 1: What is your type or do you have one?
Speaker 4: I don't know what my type is. I was trying
Speaker 4: to figure that out recently. I'm like, what is because
Speaker 4: some some girl with my DMS was like, this looks
Speaker 4: like your type. I was like, what is my type?
Speaker 4: Why would you think this is type? So I posted
Speaker 4: I posted a picture of so it's an episode of Siinfield.
Speaker 4: Y'all watch Field. Remember the super Nazi episode. So the
Speaker 4: girl working the cashier at the souper Nazi place. I
Speaker 4: always thought she was flying. I was like, yo, So
Speaker 4: I paused it and put that on my story. But
Speaker 4: she looks Middle Eastern or something like that. So and
Speaker 4: so I posted that as somebody was like, she looks
Speaker 4: like your time was like, what is my type? You
Speaker 4: know what I mean? And so I was just like,
Speaker 4: because most people haven't seen me with anybody but my
Speaker 4: ex and then you know what my ex wife looks like.
Speaker 4: That's all they got. Everybody else is tucked away. So
Speaker 4: I was just like, what is my type? What you know?
Speaker 4: And so they don't know.
Speaker 3: Because you don't even know.
Speaker 4: I don know. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: What when you're out and there's a crowd of women,
Speaker 3: what usually makes.
Speaker 1: Your head go like?
Speaker 4: It's an assortment though it's it's a variety. It just
Speaker 4: depends like, uh, is.
Speaker 1: It visually personality? Energy?
Speaker 4: It's visually at first visually gets me in the door.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what we got going on? And then when
Speaker 4: I talk, when I interact, I'll be like, alright, I
Speaker 4: get turned off very fast. So energy, closed minded, this
Speaker 4: uh intolerance. If a girl says I hate cats, I'll
Speaker 4: be like wrong, Like if they're allergic there, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: I understand that. But if they just be like I
Speaker 4: hate them, they just I don't know, I'll be.
Speaker 1: Like, that's a cat you need. That's a very large
Speaker 1: group of.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 4: It's a turnoff for me.
Speaker 3: Like in l A, all the bitches love cats and
Speaker 3: dogs there, I feel like it's just a bunch of
Speaker 3: pet loving people.
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 4: Feel like people love pets differently in LA like they
Speaker 4: be keeping them sho you American dogs be outside in.
Speaker 3: The restaurant, the kitchen counter because that.
Speaker 4: All now my black cat midnight, like the cat right here,
Speaker 4: he always goes he jumps up on the counter. So
Speaker 4: me and him been fighting for years.
Speaker 1: Like the cats.
Speaker 4: I got spikes on the stove, I got I got
Speaker 4: deflated balloons up there because he's scared of balloons. If
Speaker 4: you look at my kitchen right now, spikes and balloons
Speaker 4: to keep him off the stove.
Speaker 1: Your magical.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to keep him at bay. And so uh.
Speaker 4: The other cat is Tuxedo Dapper. He never goes up there,
Speaker 4: but this midnight he always hopes up there. And I
Speaker 4: know when he's been up there because when I come downstairs,
Speaker 4: he'd be hiding from me behind the couch. Be like,
Speaker 4: what you're doing man? Or if I go in the
Speaker 4: kitchen and he knocks them off the counter and I
Speaker 4: see it, he'd be like, I think he saw it,
Speaker 4: and I started yelling, and then that's when he starts
Speaker 4: scurrying off. I'd be like, he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1: Both Mail and Tuxedo.
Speaker 4: Midnight and Dapper he's a dapper dapper. Yeah, they get
Speaker 4: the tuxedo on. So but he just keeps going up
Speaker 4: there and I don't allow all that walking on the counter.
Speaker 4: Hell no. And then in the bedroom, don't want my
Speaker 4: bed full of cat hair? Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I heard this terrible story once from lesbian.
Speaker 4: Who is this important?
Speaker 1: The fact really important?
Speaker 6: I want to know that all I want to see.
Speaker 4: Let's see, let's see if it really ties to get
Speaker 4: and don't try to force it now if we put
Speaker 4: you on the spot.
Speaker 3: This is a horry. This is not my Someone told
Speaker 3: me this. We have a segment on a show called
Speaker 3: hor where we tell like sometimes like horror stories that
Speaker 3: are super high the hor end or just like horrific
Speaker 3: and also horror.
Speaker 1: Stories.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So this lesbian takes this bitch home with her.
Speaker 3: She's like, you know when it was late night Lesbian Bart,
Speaker 3: late night Lesbie West Hollywood. She brings the mornings like Xena.
Speaker 3: It's a friend of her, warrior princess. Yeah, she's best
Speaker 3: friends with I'll tell.
Speaker 4: You later Lucy Longless.
Speaker 1: And that is her name. That's that's that's Zena.
Speaker 4: Yeah she's still alive.
Speaker 6: Right, she's icon.
Speaker 1: We need to have her on.
Speaker 3: Okay, Zina, where are you? She takes the bitch home.
Speaker 3: She has cats, right with the late night lesbian has cats,
Speaker 3: has cats, takes a bitch home.
Speaker 1: They fuck. She uses a dill donor.
Speaker 3: Two days later, the bitch calls her, No, what the
Speaker 3: fuck my vagina is like inflamed?
Speaker 1: She goes to the doctor.
Speaker 3: The doctor finds cat hair and the bitches pussy because
Speaker 3: it was stuck to the fucking dildo.
Speaker 1: Bitch cat hair in her pistols. Oh no, oh, that
Speaker 1: is a horri. That's a kitty. That's a kitty pussy.
Speaker 3: Talk about flattening some bad That's why.
Speaker 1: You don't go to Nick's houses. Cats.
Speaker 3: You never don't put things near a regina from their drawers.
Speaker 2: First of all, you would I would never allow if
Speaker 2: I went to a man's house and he pulled out
Speaker 2: a vibrator of any sort.
Speaker 1: I need to be bringing these things.
Speaker 6: I brought one of my purse.
Speaker 3: This is I prefaced that this was a lesbian hory.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the matter.
Speaker 3: But actually remember that guy I used to do anal
Speaker 3: with it by the airport. He had a lot of
Speaker 3: dildos and its closet airport.
Speaker 2: She was driving past the airport for anal, and I
Speaker 2: was always like when she was driving.
Speaker 4: Is that the spot to go to when you want aim?
Speaker 2: It was a man who lived past the airport, and
Speaker 2: I said this, but muld be the best abling you
Speaker 2: ever got because everyone knows you don't drive today.
Speaker 6: That's far.
Speaker 1: It's not a strong point in my life. I just
Speaker 1: had needs that.
Speaker 4: You just want it purely anal.
Speaker 3: He just liked to do anal and his penis wasn't
Speaker 3: that big, and I just it just worked out like that,
Speaker 3: it's what we do.
Speaker 4: I've never done anal really, never tried. A couple of times,
Speaker 4: I just couldn't get in there and I was just like,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm tapped out.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think I don't have a penis,
Speaker 3: but I don't think you're missing out on much.
Speaker 1: It can be. There's a lot of surprises involved, and
Speaker 1: you could. Yeah, it takes a lot of prep.
Speaker 3: You would need a long term girlfriend to I mean,
Speaker 3: I know there's people who do it just on a Tuesday,
Speaker 3: but for the most part, most people need a little
Speaker 3: time for comfort and prepping.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fast the vagina is good enough for me.
Speaker 4: Like I've never been like I need to get up
Speaker 4: in their booty, you know, what I'm saying. I I
Speaker 4: need to get up in that.
Speaker 1: I need to get up in that booty hole.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like your pussy ain't enough
Speaker 4: booty hole.
Speaker 6: Look but you're trying to your couch.
Speaker 4: He ain't tight enough for your boy. Let me get
Speaker 4: up in that given for prison. The booty hole is where.
Speaker 4: That's why I thrive. Like what yeah, nigga, nigga, it
Speaker 4: is weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was scared me a bit. If
Speaker 1: that was well, I'm told you.
Speaker 2: Remember I had that scenario and when I went on
Speaker 2: my trip to Spain. I went on a trip to
Speaker 2: Spain and we met a bachelor. He was there for
Speaker 2: his bachelor party. I was there with my girls and
Speaker 2: we were all hanging out, and I was like, you
Speaker 2: know what this is.
Speaker 1: This man's about to get married. Let me gift him.
Speaker 1: Let me gift him some pussy.
Speaker 4: But you smashed the dude that was about to get married.
Speaker 3: She was a different country tony that she was in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she lives in California.
Speaker 4: I mean I get it from the.
Speaker 6: List down.
Speaker 1: He barely spoke English.
Speaker 2: She was Italian or something, which I was curious about
Speaker 2: because I don't really do the white thing. So I
Speaker 2: was like, he looks like a special white and he's
Speaker 2: getting married. I'm never going to see this man. I'm
Speaker 2: never gonna see this man again.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: So I went back to his hotel room and I
Speaker 2: was all, I went in the mirror, you know, wiped
Speaker 2: up real quick. Okay about white guy. Like wow, I
Speaker 2: can't wait to tell my friends about I'm in spine.
Speaker 1: Never happens. I'm in Spain.
Speaker 2: We're in Madrid, Barcelona.
Speaker 1: We're in Barcelona, perfect place to bengal white. This is
Speaker 1: perfect territory. Was gonna be so romantic. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: it down because this is his last time.
Speaker 2: So we like start kissing, is on top of me,
Speaker 2: and then immediately I'm like, oh god, white skin feels
Speaker 2: so weird too.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, okay.
Speaker 2: We're gonna we're pushing through a pushing IM like he's
Speaker 2: so fine though, he's good. And then we're like touching
Speaker 2: his hair again. The thing with the hair. I have
Speaker 2: a thing with the skin and the hair. The hair,
Speaker 2: it was just it was very like stringy. I was like,
Speaker 2: we're pushing through a pushing through. Then he like pull
Speaker 2: he like gets aggressive and flips me over.
Speaker 1: I take it. This man puts his penis straight in
Speaker 1: my ass, No loop, no note, no question, just straight in.
Speaker 1: And I was like oh. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like what the fuck? Was it big?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Did he make it in on the first.
Speaker 2: It was small and I didn't know. I hadn't really
Speaker 2: I thought the test didn't work.
Speaker 1: Ladies.
Speaker 2: You know the test we're talking about. Sometimes that should
Speaker 2: be fucking.
Speaker 1: Wrong, especially if they have big bulls wide or there's balls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was. I was wrong.
Speaker 4: What's the test?
Speaker 1: Just like a little like.
Speaker 3: A little to make sure you're not gonna get disappointed
Speaker 3: if you're thinking about going home, that dance on you
Speaker 3: a little bit, like.
Speaker 1: What's going on there?
Speaker 4: Okay, that kind of goes in Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he put that ship in my butt and I
Speaker 2: was appalled and I was like, I was like whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: and he just kept going and I was like, okay, stop, stop,
Speaker 2: stop stop, and then he pulled it out.
Speaker 1: Then I looked at it and I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like, yeah, your wife, poor wife, she
Speaker 2: has like a long life of anal sex.
Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure that's all that she's getting.
Speaker 3: There is like quick, that's all he knows.
Speaker 6: Booty whole sex for life.
Speaker 4: For life.
Speaker 2: Little it was, it was for his His dick was
Speaker 2: for butthole sex.
Speaker 3: Some dicks are made for butthole sex.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, we figured out we didn't finish, and I
Speaker 2: snuck out.
Speaker 1: I was like, we're out. I'm out of here, just left.
Speaker 2: I left, and I was like, damn, that was even
Speaker 2: worth it, Like damn, my car mustn't.
Speaker 1: Be fucked up for this ship. It doesn't care.
Speaker 3: You're out the country jurist.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm gonna pray for his wife, Like,
Speaker 2: poor baby, she likes anal, she like by the airport.
Speaker 4: Gott to be by the airport. Is don't count. Don't count?
Speaker 3: You know, listen, it's only three times.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of sex and things and animals, not beast
Speaker 2: you guys if you haven't checked out Tony's Instagram ship,
Speaker 2: because it's fucking hilarious than you.
Speaker 1: I was watching it on the way here rearch.
Speaker 2: Somebody was cracking find I follow you.
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with you.
Speaker 3: But I was like, you know, Tony, he does all
Speaker 3: the funny videos with the animals, all the funny movies,
Speaker 3: all the ones with the animals.
Speaker 2: Well we actually we asked our audience like, are there
Speaker 2: any dads that we should interview?
Speaker 1: And you came up. But I had seen you.
Speaker 2: I've been seeing you comment on things and you respond
Speaker 2: your your avatars like it stands out good king, Yes
Speaker 2: it's working.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Shout up to Jay Orbit for drawing.
Speaker 1: But your your videos where you do voiceovers for animal hilarious.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And I thought, you know, me and Mila we have
Speaker 2: like we have high hopes of one day being audio.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: What what are we trying to do for dipsy audio actors?
Speaker 1: Audio actors? That's not no, what is it? It's over
Speaker 1: over figure, I think audio.
Speaker 4: That's the world you were looking for.
Speaker 1: We have high helpes of being audio actors.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm an audio.
Speaker 3: I'm an active audio actor here in l A and.
Speaker 1: Ready to introduce me. And so I found a video
Speaker 1: and I thought we could just improv.
Speaker 4: To okay, you are you are sweating?
Speaker 1: Move you makeet her nervous?
Speaker 4: Am I doing this?
Speaker 1: Turn?
Speaker 4: She know only this wedding?
Speaker 1: You nervous?
Speaker 4: I'm you? We over he and Dar gave you at the.
Speaker 2: Turn the air is all why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: What they're doing to my friend. You know, she's been
Speaker 1: selliving for a while.
Speaker 4: So she being damn you out here.
Speaker 1: He's not a shirt I do, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on. Claudia then told you, hey.
Speaker 1: Hey girl, get your ass away from you.
Speaker 2: Say no, girl, you're always trying to come over here.
Speaker 3: You always bring him over here because he's too aggressive.
Speaker 4: And she every time you get over there with Nancy,
Speaker 4: you start acting funny.
Speaker 1: Man, Come on, don't by this on me. Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: maybe you should give him some that's I don't want
Speaker 1: that nigga.
Speaker 4: Work hard with his pride. Man, Come on, y'all see
Speaker 4: me on here. Man, Come on, you always.
Speaker 1: Simple bitch, you ain't ship.
Speaker 3: We got the last five.
Speaker 4: Now, y'all gonna spread out?
Speaker 1: Girl, girls act dead. Maybe I know y'all alive.
Speaker 4: I know y'all y'all in trifling efence. Man. Next time
Speaker 4: crocodile come over here, I ain't gonna shoo him off.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let him get.
Speaker 3: Y'all pull y'all the last crocodile nigga, you know, to
Speaker 3: get his ass out of here because Johnny's coming over soon.
Speaker 4: Oh Johnny, huh, it's main raggedy anyway, man, I hope
Speaker 4: he go in your booty hoole and you ain't ready.
Speaker 4: How about that?
Speaker 3: You know, Johnny know what he's doing with that mouth though?
Speaker 4: Nyew what he down? Shut up?
Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you for entertaining our hoochie version of what.
Speaker 4: That was a good video. That was a good pick. People.
Speaker 2: I'll start sending you one a fine I listen to
Speaker 2: good moms.
Speaker 3: I think more improv, Tony, thank you for showing.
Speaker 4: Us the absolutely We're always growing.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do comedy. We're gonna do improv.
Speaker 3: I told Erica when we do live shows, I said,
Speaker 3: when we first started, I said, I didn't sign up
Speaker 3: to be a comedian.
Speaker 1: With the I know our live shows. I'm like, we're
Speaker 1: doing stand up two hours.
Speaker 4: Ye, but y'all sitting down right.
Speaker 1: We're doing fucking dancing, sexy moves. We have outfha changes
Speaker 1: we don't make. We don't know. We've retired.
Speaker 3: I don't know how comedians do it be on the road.
Speaker 4: How many days did y'all do?
Speaker 1: Five?
Speaker 2: Y'all did five days twice.
Speaker 1: We did it twice six dates in a row.
Speaker 4: See, y'all did a total twelve show.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we did six. The other one was the.
Speaker 4: Year before was backed up.
Speaker 1: What cities, you know, because we don't. We don't do
Speaker 1: it often.
Speaker 3: So we go when one thing about good Mom's bad
Speaker 3: choices is we're extreme.
Speaker 1: Bitches, we're the total momming p t A.
Speaker 3: Or we're fucking in the street right, And so we're
Speaker 3: in the streets twelve days at a time. The streets
Speaker 3: are heavy, so we're drinking. We're like, we're no, it's
Speaker 3: just not for show. We're really doing the thing. So
Speaker 3: it's by the end our livers and our serotonin.
Speaker 6: Six shows, though, don't you judge us.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of work older than we look.
Speaker 1: You don't understand. I'm about to show you a little videos,
Speaker 1: so you get.
Speaker 4: A little city thought, don't bypass.
Speaker 3: We did New York, we did Philly, we did d C.
Speaker 3: We did Atlanta, and we did Chicago.
Speaker 4: How close was the proximity in terms of dates?
Speaker 1: Some of them were back to back. We did like Chicago,
Speaker 1: New York back to back. And we had one day.
Speaker 4: We did you know, we one show at night? Yeah, no, soft.
Speaker 2: A little shot they solved bro Now, y'all we're rock stars.
Speaker 1: We're soft.
Speaker 4: I mean y'all not soft.
Speaker 1: Look at that we're soft that we're doing something. We're
Speaker 1: doing weird ship at.
Speaker 4: Our showy, but it's one that ship.
Speaker 1: I'm tied up.
Speaker 4: It's one shows. It's a two hour show. Y'all did
Speaker 4: six show happening?
Speaker 1: See it's it's not a good representation.
Speaker 4: As y'all ain't got no stand with them?
Speaker 1: Were rock? You haven't seen anything ever.
Speaker 4: You ain't got no stand with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Are you crawling on the floor and some of
Speaker 1: yours are you doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I do act jumping the crowd. I'll do all this.
Speaker 1: We need to come to your show, then to your next.
Speaker 4: Show, multiple shows. The next show me and Kevin on
Speaker 4: stage are doing the show are set together June seventeenth
Speaker 4: at Flappers and then my Tony Baker Friends show is
Speaker 4: June twenty fourth.
Speaker 3: Oh, my birthday is a twenty second Oh is this
Speaker 3: episode coming up before that?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is our Father's Day episode. Okay, tell people
Speaker 3: were the of course.
Speaker 1: You're the father's while you brought you on the show.
Speaker 1: Where's it? Where are the shows coming out?
Speaker 4: At Flappers and Burbank on the nineteen, ones on the seventeenth,
Speaker 4: and ones on the.
Speaker 6: Twenty fourth in the same place.
Speaker 4: Yep, same place.
Speaker 1: Buzz of them.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm co ill do that every month. By the way,
Speaker 4: if you're in l A, I do Tony Baker Friends
Speaker 4: the last Monday of every month. So it's me hosting
Speaker 4: the show and I give you a comedians. It's a
Speaker 4: good time.
Speaker 1: Every time you got.
Speaker 3: Good comedians or you got okay, so next, she don't.
Speaker 1: Bring no bullsh respect his own name, embarrass himself.
Speaker 4: There's been a couple of times where you know, I'll be.
Speaker 1: Like, got embarrassed. You're like, nigga, what the fun was that?
Speaker 4: But since our host all night, I'm gonna make up
Speaker 4: for the loss on that tip, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: Because I'll be up there all night.
Speaker 1: You have female comics come up.
Speaker 4: To Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: I actually met a female comic recently that I invited
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 1: I got to call her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, a bunch of funnies.
Speaker 1: She was really funny. What was her name?
Speaker 4: Black?
Speaker 3: Huh, like a kind of round, light skin, short hair.
Speaker 4: Canisia Bus, yea bus. She's hilarious. Yes, absolutely, that's my
Speaker 4: girl right there, Carnesia Bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was funny.
Speaker 4: Has she been on this show.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I saw her. I said, girl, she said,
Speaker 3: I'm coming. So that was we made that all need
Speaker 3: to have you have like a comedy month so I
Speaker 3: can get my comedy up.
Speaker 4: Get ye do it. But y'all need to go back
Speaker 4: on tour.
Speaker 2: First of all, saw okay, well I listen. If you
Speaker 2: just want us to go on tour, they do. I
Speaker 2: need you to pull up more. I need to pull
Speaker 2: up more because one tour we sold out all the shows,
Speaker 2: and then this next tour was a little struggle bus
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: We were struggling a little bit, and tickets don't be
Speaker 1: that ex and they weren't even that expensive. And I
Speaker 1: was annoyed.
Speaker 3: And y'all be all in the d ms and all
Speaker 3: into comments coming to my show, come to my sitting,
Speaker 3: and then we.
Speaker 1: Come to your city and they're like, I have a baby.
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: I literally have a Nigga's been in my d MS.
Speaker 3: I would I honestly thought we were maybe best friends.
Speaker 1: I was like, we're in Philly company. He's like, oh
Speaker 1: my schedule. I said, nigga, you d.
Speaker 3: M me every fucking day.
Speaker 1: You I was offended.
Speaker 4: I was like, they do this all the time they do.
Speaker 4: This is where I get really pissed, and.
Speaker 3: Also just in general, because we're all black, come like,
Speaker 3: I just need you guys, let's just come a little closer.
Speaker 1: Support black artist. What the fuck do you think we're
Speaker 1: doing this for.
Speaker 3: I know you could get the funny videos for free.
Speaker 1: I know you can listen for free. I know it's
Speaker 1: great and I'd love to give free shit.
Speaker 3: But my nigga, if somebody comes to your city and
Speaker 3: you listen and you watch faithfully every motherfucking week, the
Speaker 3: least you could do is say, you know, I let
Speaker 3: me put it on my little forty dollars. That's a
Speaker 3: little twenty for drinks, and come see these bitches and
Speaker 3: my people that I support an audio for free every
Speaker 3: day black people.
Speaker 1: This is how we keep our dollar dollars. We have
Speaker 1: to support each other. That is the only way. And
Speaker 1: why you can't tol the show? Bitch, I was about
Speaker 1: to buy my ticket. You should have been.
Speaker 2: By the amount of messages we got about that from
Speaker 2: Charlotte and Houston.
Speaker 1: What happened? I said, they may the ticket.
Speaker 3: We can't rely on you. Why are you waiting till
Speaker 3: the last minute to buy the ticket? So this is
Speaker 3: what summer people won't tell you. I'm not gonna even
Speaker 3: try to be cute. Buy the fucking ticket three months
Speaker 3: and just know you're coming. So don't cancel, because then
Speaker 3: we're gonna be first of all, who the fun would
Speaker 3: to be up in the city they never been to
Speaker 3: on the stage looking stupid with nobody, not me, nobody
Speaker 3: listen to consider our feelings.
Speaker 2: This church for me, this is church because the one
Speaker 2: thing about me. But don't I'll cancel. I don't give
Speaker 2: Jamila the one. She's a cancer. She's a cancer.
Speaker 1: She should be all sweet and ship. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: fuck them, I'm can't. I'm not going up there. And
Speaker 1: she'd be like, let's just wait. I'm like now, Schori, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like now, we're not waiting. But we're like sister signs.
Speaker 4: But it'd be like an intensi attraction. But it don't.
Speaker 2: We're total opposites, but we're all we're supposed to get
Speaker 2: along really well. I don't know what scorpios did to you.
Speaker 4: You know, Scorpios, we can I'll begining.
Speaker 2: You gotta find a good one because if we are
Speaker 2: out if we're out here, just just out.
Speaker 1: Here, unhealed, and just I mean, not that anyone is
Speaker 1: really healed, but but.
Speaker 2: Just out here just slanging our fucking scorpionic hook around.
Speaker 6: It's it can be really bad for everyone.
Speaker 3: Gorpiels are not great unhealed. I mean, I don't think
Speaker 3: any water sign is because they're highly emotional and sensitive.
Speaker 4: So when you heard big sensitive.
Speaker 3: Big sensitive people fifty cancer and.
Speaker 2: Y'all ain't really that sensitive tours, y'all are like so
Speaker 2: grounded and.
Speaker 4: We all grounded. But I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.
Speaker 2: That's my daughter, Maybe i'll she'ld be crying behind closed doors,
Speaker 2: should be she don't care at first.
Speaker 4: I used to cry behind closed Now just be like
Speaker 4: I cry more solo, but.
Speaker 3: In movies as long as you cry, I cry mostly
Speaker 3: doing movies too.
Speaker 1: I will cry my ass off on a movie, tear up.
Speaker 3: Literally in real life, I'll laugh at somebody's.
Speaker 1: Pain, but in the movie, I cool.
Speaker 4: Real life, I'll be like people cry from me.
Speaker 1: Like cooking kid shows, so I know i'd be emotionally cooking.
Speaker 1: This ship really made that shut up Terry not Terry
Speaker 1: me soon? Did you are you?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: I was asking Eric if she was going to play trigger.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's play a little game of.
Speaker 4: Called Okay, it's time for trigger. Oh, I like game.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna kidnap you. We've had We've had
Speaker 1: Tony here all day. Okay, we're gonna let you leave soon.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, Tony, and then you got things to do,
Speaker 1: like maybe started forty five minutes. Have me back, okay, Tony.
Speaker 2: So this is a game called trigger, where we ask
Speaker 2: our guests, well, we say one word, and you have
Speaker 2: to say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Speaker 1: Don't overthink it, just go for it, all right.
Speaker 2: Bad habits, procrastination, marriage, good time, fatherhood, dope, religion.
Speaker 4: Untrustworthy, aintal.
Speaker 1: But eating pussy.
Speaker 4: M hmm, picky.
Speaker 1: I don't like that face. Why would you make that face?
Speaker 1: Love language, touch, favorite sex position.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's called, but I know it.
Speaker 4: What is it? It's uh, I'm laying sideways and she's
Speaker 4: on her back and I'm in there. Wait, she's on
Speaker 4: her back, and so you would be no, but you
Speaker 4: would bring your body down so your legs would be here,
Speaker 4: and then yeah, wrapped around, your legs are here, but
Speaker 4: you're inside of her. Yeah, like that? Like that it's
Speaker 4: usually used, I'm more like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is like a lazy sex move because
Speaker 2: you can just kind of we both can just kind
Speaker 2: of cuddle, you.
Speaker 4: Can get some color land. But usually usually I'm a
Speaker 4: little bit further back. But yeah, it's like my low
Speaker 4: key favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try that one out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's dope that I love it. I like missionary too.
Speaker 1: We call that.
Speaker 4: I just did a video my top five sex position.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's called though, the bending baker,
Speaker 4: the baker. If I could, if I could get rights
Speaker 4: to it, why is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The baker?
Speaker 4: Oh man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Could you baking them cakes?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: We have our sex Physician segment on Patreon for those
Speaker 3: of you who are not pat.
Speaker 2: For anyone watching this, I need you to make sure
Speaker 2: you go on YouTube and are listening to this. Make
Speaker 2: sure you go on YouTube and watch this episode position.
Speaker 2: If you haven't watched, you might have been You might
Speaker 2: have noticed had an outfit changed. I don't know if
Speaker 2: anyone noticed, but something happened.
Speaker 1: It was getting really.
Speaker 3: Intense, an extreme sweat. It's hack because Tony made are
Speaker 3: so nervous.
Speaker 4: I would like for that to be the narrative.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was the start talking about.
Speaker 3: Sex and she was getting completely overwhelmed and she hadn't
Speaker 3: changed hen celibate for so long.
Speaker 1: It's so long and so long eight months? How long
Speaker 1: have you ever gone?
Speaker 4: What's a long as you've ever I had sex one
Speaker 4: time in twenty twenty three once?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 4: So it was cool, like I can, I can go for.
Speaker 1: A So you were fine with that? Huh you're fine
Speaker 1: with it? Yeah, okay, last time you had sex?
Speaker 4: Uh? April thirteen?
Speaker 1: Whoa is the birthday or something? What's going on in
Speaker 1: April three? How do you remember the day?
Speaker 4: Because I looked like I was having a conversation with
Speaker 4: somebody else, like what was the last time? And then
Speaker 4: I looked context messages.
Speaker 1: Was your birthday? Was it your bir not your brother?
Speaker 4: Before? That was the last time? La?
Speaker 6: Women assortment happily ever after myth.
Speaker 1: Childhood fun monogamy, good time, open relationship.
Speaker 4: Good time? Have you done it? I've never tried it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been monogamous successfully?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my last relationship five years.
Speaker 1: No, no mistakes. Emotional cheating.
Speaker 4: No, that's I had to think of, like emotional cheating.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, you're really that you're ready to die by that?
Speaker 4: Down down the cross of emotionally, what's emotional.
Speaker 3: Cheating like confiding in another woman like uh, technological.
Speaker 4: Confiding in another woman. There in the relationship, you.
Speaker 1: Were cannabis.
Speaker 6: Overrated white women.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I.
Speaker 1: Don't mean to brush over that. That's crazy speaking of cannabis.
Speaker 1: Where is our cannabis? We said we weren't in a
Speaker 1: hot box, Tony, Okay, fine, Oh.
Speaker 4: I gave you. I said, I don't just got me
Speaker 4: in this little box. Not me.
Speaker 2: I'm filthy out here's prejudiced.
Speaker 1: Nobody believes that you're filthy.
Speaker 4: What is my energy?
Speaker 3: You got to get you some gold chains or something,
Speaker 3: maybe a girl's bees.
Speaker 1: And ship circle.
Speaker 6: Watch out, white women, Oh, white women, pale?
Speaker 1: Do you partake?
Speaker 4: I've only I've only had sex with one white girl.
Speaker 3: I always asked black men in in l A, particularly
Speaker 3: in the industry, because I feel like it's like the
Speaker 3: world is like the white women are at your Yeah,
Speaker 3: how was it.
Speaker 4: It's a good time.
Speaker 1: Just decided not to revisit it.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. It wasn't anything like that. It was
Speaker 4: just it was a complicated situation.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, do white women give better head.
Speaker 1: Where does this myth come from? Where did you hear
Speaker 1: this from black guys? Is this what Orlando told you?
Speaker 4: No, I can't say that.
Speaker 1: I just heard it from black guys. They'd have smaller lips.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They just they told me they were
Speaker 1: more filthy.
Speaker 4: Black men say it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard black women have like the best pussy.
Speaker 3: White girls give better head because they're just filthy, nasty.
Speaker 4: Black Black women would be nasty, though.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: That's why I was like nastier than us. I know,
Speaker 2: because we will have to grade ourselves. It's some of
Speaker 2: it's trauma.
Speaker 1: No, some of it is trauma. I think women just
Speaker 1: like to be like sledded out, honestly.
Speaker 6: Boxers or briefs, boxer briefs.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I recently had this conversation with my friends and I said,
Speaker 2: what would be the first thing you would do if
Speaker 2: you had if you woke up with a dick? And
Speaker 2: all my friends said masturbate, And I said, well, first
Speaker 2: thing I would do is pee because I want to
Speaker 2: know what that's like. And the second thing I'm going
Speaker 2: to do is try an assortment of underwear and understand
Speaker 2: why men choose the underwear that they choose, because some
Speaker 2: some men.
Speaker 1: Just like the boxers thing hanging around.
Speaker 2: Other ones like the little tidy whities, the other ones
Speaker 2: like the long like Ethica.
Speaker 1: Whatever the.
Speaker 3: Yes, I see I can see the logo.
Speaker 1: Everyone with all the men got you never heard.
Speaker 4: What that is?
Speaker 1: You never heard? I feel they would.
Speaker 4: Send you some stuff, but they go, they go along.
Speaker 2: They're like here, they're like, because I see niggas underwear,
Speaker 2: They're like down to their knees, like, oh wow.
Speaker 4: I never yeah, I do the boxing right here. Some
Speaker 4: of them are a little bit shorter.
Speaker 1: I like those. Those are my preference on a man.
Speaker 3: I don't like, I've never seen a man wear those,
Speaker 3: like the underwear, the tidy like the white ones.
Speaker 1: Since like I was in my dad in like high school,
Speaker 1: and I was like.
Speaker 4: My friend, I was off there, get us out of here.
Speaker 4: Turn on, oh man, uh smell.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a turn on.
Speaker 4: The smell and a good if it's a good smell.
Speaker 3: It's like body odor or like a perfume.
Speaker 4: It's a combination of like because something some perfumes are
Speaker 4: too perfume me and I'll be like, look, how you're
Speaker 4: doing it too much? But like because I'm a smeller.
Speaker 4: I'll be like my no, shes be working, like when
Speaker 4: you know I hugged her. I was like the hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, that's why this got you sweating
Speaker 1: ship the first time.
Speaker 4: So but yeah, I like like clean fresh smells or
Speaker 4: like you know, citrus oil oil black blackness, but yeah,
Speaker 4: it's shape buttery. Yeah, like you was in the Murray part. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd like, yeah, I like those.
Speaker 1: Turn off.
Speaker 4: Smells.
Speaker 6: Last bad choice, I had popcorn at the movie theater.
Speaker 1: It got stuck in your teeth. No, it was just
Speaker 1: why is that bad?
Speaker 4: Just because I've been trying to watch what I eat,
Speaker 4: I'll be trying to be it's popcorn.
Speaker 1: I guess it's just corn.
Speaker 4: There has no nutrition, just that butter. I'll put on it.
Speaker 4: I'll be going buck wild.
Speaker 1: I love it me too.
Speaker 3: This morning I was putting I was putting cream cheese
Speaker 3: in my bangland. I said, you're gonna clog your arteries
Speaker 3: and I was just like, I just didn't say anything
Speaker 3: my morning like this, Like nobody asked you about ship.
Speaker 1: Uh, porn.
Speaker 4: The life?
Speaker 1: You watch porn? What's your category?
Speaker 4: I like orgy porn too.
Speaker 1: I like, but sometimes it gets a little too.
Speaker 3: I like orgy porn too, like gang bang.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like there's it's too wide shot. I need
Speaker 1: close up, so we gotta bring it in. Why why
Speaker 1: to the whole house?
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be the whole house? But like
Speaker 4: you know, sometimes they focus on the wrong couple and
Speaker 4: I'll just be like no, and then I'll start watching
Speaker 4: the people in the backs. Get you options, I like
Speaker 4: why shots and porn?
Speaker 1: Did you go to the highest quality?
Speaker 4: I prefer higher quality porn, like I prefer like.
Speaker 1: Like HD the HD selection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know this is a nigga hack because
Speaker 3: only niggas do this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good high quality porn. Don't you say the one?
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna say what because they don't? No,
Speaker 1: not them.
Speaker 2: There's this one because you know, I like to watch
Speaker 2: white girls kids banged out by black men.
Speaker 1: Black their camera work camera you think are these cameras.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they have the camera top where you
Speaker 3: need to write any cameras magic for sure. The only
Speaker 3: thing about black this is okay if anyone knows the
Speaker 3: people at black These are my requests. Can you please,
Speaker 3: for the love of sucking God, stop letting the white
Speaker 3: bitches put the white makeup on the black niggas and
Speaker 3: nobody pausing to wipe it off.
Speaker 2: Irritates the ship out and notice like they're like their
Speaker 2: makeup is getting on the whole white bitches the face.
Speaker 1: It looks like he's been fucking rolling around in powdered.
Speaker 1: I never noticed that either, because I'm usually fast forward.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need the storyline. I just need
Speaker 1: to get straight to that. They have good gang bangs
Speaker 1: have they have the good group. I just I wish
Speaker 1: they would.
Speaker 2: Choose better white women because they're always like so homely,
Speaker 2: like like I don't know, need to wear settings they need.
Speaker 1: I just just like maybe one with like a little
Speaker 1: more ass, just a little more ass. They're always like
Speaker 1: flat ass.
Speaker 3: Like if you need any new any new execs that
Speaker 3: have unique partnerships, Erica and I available anyway.
Speaker 1: After life.
Speaker 4: Mysterious therapy needed.
Speaker 1: Biggest regret.
Speaker 4: There has to be one word. His first name comes
Speaker 4: to mind.
Speaker 1: First thing comes to mind.
Speaker 4: I wish I would have went for the dream sooner. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's my biggest It's student.
Speaker 1: Loans, biggest accomplishments.
Speaker 3: Oh my kids, how old were you when you moved
Speaker 3: to La and decided to pursue your dream. And how
Speaker 3: old were the kids?
Speaker 4: So we're looking at two thousand and six, So I
Speaker 4: was thirty, No, no way, two thousand and six. I
Speaker 4: was twenty nine, is it right?
Speaker 1: Trying to do the math money, it's almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Eighteen years ago.
Speaker 4: Eighteen years yeah, about twenty nine. And your kids, so
Speaker 4: they were so two thousand and six. Seraine was six,
Speaker 4: Sincere it was about four, about to be five.
Speaker 3: And you came with your wife. Yeah you're married at
Speaker 3: the time, and they all said were on board and
Speaker 3: said we're going as a family.
Speaker 4: Because my ex wife is a nurse, so they can
Speaker 4: go anywhere and get a job pretty much. She know,
Speaker 4: they'd be like, oh yeah, you know, they're the rock
Speaker 4: stars of the other games. So that wasn't an issue.
Speaker 4: And then you know, she had a cousin that was
Speaker 4: out in Newport Beach, so we had like a connection
Speaker 4: kind of not knowing the landscape of l a man
Speaker 4: and so, but yeah and so, and the boys were
Speaker 4: so young.
Speaker 1: They were just like, you know, California, California, here we come.
Speaker 4: And so so yeah, so that's how that went, And
Speaker 4: how was how.
Speaker 3: Was raising your kids in La opposed to coming from
Speaker 3: like Chicago and New Mexico, Like, was that a different experience?
Speaker 4: So the boys, they were born in New Mexico. Uh,
Speaker 4: Seraine was born in Las Cruces since here was born
Speaker 4: in Albuquerque. And so when we moved here, so they
Speaker 4: coming from New Mexico, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 4: they didn't have that transition of like culture shock that
Speaker 4: because you know, New Mexico to Cali is not a
Speaker 4: huge difference demographically, so it wasn't a you know, because
Speaker 4: when I went from Chicago to New Mexico, I was like,
Speaker 4: where the black folks at? Where at? Because I grew
Speaker 4: up Chicago's very segregated, so I grew up with an
Speaker 4: all black existence and so I was just like damn.
Speaker 4: And so they didn't really have to adjust on that front.
Speaker 4: And then when we moved to Burbank, I was like, man,
Speaker 4: they ain't enough black black kids out here. Because I'm
Speaker 4: one of my my kids around black folks, you know,
Speaker 4: outside of the parents and our families. I was just like, well,
Speaker 4: but Burdban got good schools and I was close to everything,
Speaker 4: so I was like all right, So that was my
Speaker 4: biggest thing is like how will they navigate through their
Speaker 4: little social settings racially and all that and so, and
Speaker 4: I was always interested, like what kind of girls they
Speaker 4: gonna like? Oh yeah, and so so my my oldest,
Speaker 4: my oldest son's first girlfriend.
Speaker 5: She was.
Speaker 4: It wasn't It wasn't Mexican.
Speaker 5: It was uh.
Speaker 1: El Guatemalan, Puerto Rican, Dominican.
Speaker 4: No, why why am I drawing a blank on where
Speaker 4: they were from? It wasn't Guatemala, it was it was
Speaker 4: South American. We'd just say that South America, not so
Speaker 4: South American. And then his second girlfriend, I forget what
Speaker 4: she was. She was a halfful though. I think she
Speaker 4: was like half black, half white, I think. And then
Speaker 4: my youngest son, his first girlfriend was Chinese or Korean,
Speaker 4: one of those this girl Asian? So yeah, so Asian? Yeah,
Speaker 4: this girl is this girl now is Asian. So it's
Speaker 4: just like, all right, so that's their and so then
Speaker 4: you know, you know, and I think I told you
Speaker 4: I don't know who I was DM And I lost
Speaker 4: my oldest son in twenty twenty one to a car accident,
Speaker 4: and so he because we would talk about women who
Speaker 4: who you like? You know what I'm saying just cause
Speaker 4: I always be one to know, y'all like black girls,
Speaker 4: that's just sad in my spirit. I was just like
Speaker 4: because I grew up in a family that was racially mixed.
Speaker 4: My mom is like half white and so and my
Speaker 4: brothers dated whoever. My oldest brother's first wife was Filipino,
Speaker 4: and then he remarried to an Italian woman, like from Italy,
Speaker 4: proper like you know, accent and everything, good ass pasta.
Speaker 4: My god, damn, I never had passau too, now, that's
Speaker 4: what I felt like when she cooked. But uh. And
Speaker 4: then my brother, my other brother, Scott, mixed it up.
Speaker 4: His first wife was from Trinidad and like, so they
Speaker 4: always mixed it up, and so I was just like,
Speaker 4: all right, And so for me my personal taste, I
Speaker 4: grew up with all black girls at the school, so
Speaker 4: that was my flath. I was just like black girls.
Speaker 4: And of course, you know, I didn't discriminate, but they
Speaker 4: were always like the the main. And then my last girlfriend,
Speaker 4: she's a Dominican import wreaking, was some Haitian in there.
Speaker 4: So she was always from New York. Yeah. So, and
Speaker 4: we're still cool as shit, by the way, And so
Speaker 4: I always wanted to know if the boys, was like,
Speaker 4: I like black women, right, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: I just want them to like black women. They can
Speaker 4: mix it up, but just I just want you to
Speaker 4: at least try to recognize and realize.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that you feel strongly about it. Did your
Speaker 3: mom instill that in you?
Speaker 4: Nobody, really, We didn't have those conversations. I was just
Speaker 4: going on pure like instinct, watching watching my brothers diversify,
Speaker 4: you know, organically, because you know there'd be black girls
Speaker 4: in there. They were just dating whoever, and so I
Speaker 4: was just like dying whoever. And since I was around
Speaker 4: so many black girls, it was just like that's all
Speaker 4: that was in my school. There was nobody else, and
Speaker 4: so I was just like and so I diversified with
Speaker 4: skin tone, you know what I'm saying. Like Katrina Wilson,
Speaker 4: she was dark and she was the color of the
Speaker 4: black on that boot, and I was like Wilson. But
Speaker 4: Erica Banks was also fine. She was super light skin.
Speaker 4: So I was just like, I'm mixing it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was just like with the boys, offended, like
Speaker 1: shut up.
Speaker 4: That, nah, because I would ask in a way that
Speaker 4: was just like what you think, just casual. We had
Speaker 4: great like conversations because I try not to. The only
Speaker 4: thing I imposed on them was like Chicago bears loyalty,
Speaker 4: like you know, and I feel bad for that later on,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry the teens was I forced it on y'all.
Speaker 4: Mad y'all feel bad, but I apologize for that. But
Speaker 4: as far as like women and stuff like that, I
Speaker 4: just did lead by example type of thing.
Speaker 1: And your your wife, their mom is black black.
Speaker 4: She's black. Yeah. Relationship, yeah, great relationship. I'm cool with her.
Speaker 4: Her her husband now, it's great. His name is Tony. Also,
Speaker 4: we got the same first name in middle name. Shut
Speaker 4: up like you got a tight And he's bald, but
Speaker 4: he's white, but he looks like Jason Kidds. So it's
Speaker 4: like when everybody finds out he's white, we'd be like
Speaker 4: you are. Even her she was shocked. No, she thought
Speaker 4: he was like a mix or something like that. He's
Speaker 4: like straight white.
Speaker 1: She still lives out here now.
Speaker 4: They live in Pasadenaka. Yeah, and my son lives in
Speaker 4: San Francisco.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: He graduated from school up there, yep. Until he out
Speaker 4: there in San fran I was like, man, look at
Speaker 4: you moving to one of the most expensive cities. In
Speaker 4: America on your right out of college. That's braid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to be proud of that.
Speaker 4: That's big braid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm curious about your son that you lost. I
Speaker 2: think a lot of people listening, It's not a lot,
Speaker 2: but I know that there's some listeners that can relate
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how how did you?
Speaker 2: How have you been able to I guess I don't
Speaker 2: because I think about the loss of a child and
Speaker 2: I can't even I can't even fathom. And I think,
Speaker 2: especially because of yours was so shocking. There was no
Speaker 2: like racing yourself for impact, like what has been the
Speaker 2: process or anything that is giving you any sort of comfort.
Speaker 1: In dealing with that.
Speaker 4: Honestly, the most comforting thing I have is that we
Speaker 4: had a great relationship. That's the main thing that helps
Speaker 4: me navigate the grief is because we were good. Like
Speaker 4: you know, we never had beef. There's no regret, we
Speaker 4: never had a falling out like that. So there's because
Speaker 4: a lot of people, like when you lose somebody that close,
Speaker 4: a lot of people deal with guilt and regret like
Speaker 4: I should have I should have did this, I should
Speaker 4: have did that. I don't have that, like because we
Speaker 4: were in a great space. We communicated. You know, I
Speaker 4: saw my hour before he passed, so and our last
Speaker 4: words were I love you, I love you too. So
Speaker 4: that to me is the main anchor of just like, okay,
Speaker 4: we were good. So I know what he left here.
Speaker 4: He knew his family loved him, there was no doubt.
Speaker 4: And so that to me is the main thing that
Speaker 4: gets me through it because when I think about people
Speaker 4: that have lost like that and they have to deal
Speaker 4: with guilt and regret, that shit will tear your asshole
Speaker 4: open and go in there no lube. So for me,
Speaker 4: that's the that's the biggest tool that I use to
Speaker 4: just get through it. And so you know, it's never easy.
Speaker 4: You know, we're forever damaged, but it's like for me,
Speaker 4: knowing that we were good helps me out a lot.
Speaker 4: And I'd be like, man, because I never would have thought,
Speaker 4: because you know, we always see the news and we
Speaker 4: see stuff and we see people that lose children we
Speaker 4: put out we'd be like, well, I couldn't imagine. It'd
Speaker 4: be like I wouldn't be able to talk. And so
Speaker 4: when it happened to us and I'm talking and I'm laughing,
Speaker 4: I'm still existing I'm just like I never would have
Speaker 4: imagined i'd be able to you know, exists, like you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying now. Granted, in ground zero, I
Speaker 4: was like take me instead, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: Like take you even now, Like even if God came
Speaker 4: like I can bring you some back, take me, I'll go.
Speaker 4: And so, but knowing that there's nothing you can do
Speaker 4: about there, you know, I just have to take the
Speaker 4: al So since I'm taking the air, might as well
Speaker 4: push through. Anybody that you lose. They want you to
Speaker 4: still exist. Like my son would never want me to
Speaker 4: just be like shut down and just stop moving. So
Speaker 4: I know if I pass away, I would want my
Speaker 4: family members be like, hey, I'm good over here, just
Speaker 4: keep moving. So those type of things, you know, helped
Speaker 4: me get through. And like I remember me and my
Speaker 4: ex wife were talking in the backyard. This was in
Speaker 4: ground zero after it happened, and she was just like,
Speaker 4: I'm just grateful that at least with this he died instantly.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a lot of suffering. We didn't have to
Speaker 4: make a decision on if we had to pull a plug.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, you're right about that. I didn't
Speaker 4: even think about that, because that's a whole nother Oh
Speaker 4: my god, like if we were in a situation where
Speaker 4: we had to tell them and get pull a plug or.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people don't. Yeah, and I've seen that happen.
Speaker 3: That happened to and now the aftermath of that is
Speaker 3: just you existing but not really really truly existing, and
Speaker 3: that is in ground zero. You're just like whatever it takes, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: not thinking it, you know, it's selfishly.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, that happened to my step cousin. My step cousin,
Speaker 4: he was like in a coma like for long, like years,
Speaker 4: I think, and so they finally let him go. But
Speaker 4: it was just like, at least we didn't have to
Speaker 4: deal with that type of situation within if we gotta
Speaker 4: take this l let's look at the positives and so
Speaker 4: those were like the positives that we drew from. And
Speaker 4: so so yeah, like you know, that's why, that's why
Speaker 4: I always tell people, like, you know, if you got
Speaker 4: loved ones, whether it be family, whatever, you know, work
Speaker 4: through it if you can, but make sure they know
Speaker 4: that you love them and they love you, even if
Speaker 4: even if you got beef with somebody and they're not
Speaker 4: ready to forgive you just say your part, what you
Speaker 4: can do, leave it over there, Yes, listen, I love you.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry this I.
Speaker 1: Mean, that's if that's not a testimony. Shit.
Speaker 3: Even when I read it, I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: like it, I don't even I don't know you had
Speaker 3: but never met you. But like, as a mother, I
Speaker 3: think that is the biggest that's the hardest thing, is
Speaker 3: like as a mother birthing something into the world, as
Speaker 3: apparently birth is something into the world. Knowing that like
Speaker 3: we're just all this shit is temporary and we are
Speaker 3: just temporarily given these moments, you know, these experiences to
Speaker 3: be close and to exist in this form, in this format,
Speaker 3: and it's just like that is a difficult concept to
Speaker 3: accept and to know that we you know, generally we
Speaker 3: don't have power over how, how and what way we
Speaker 3: come and we go need we come all in one
Speaker 3: way the vagina, but how we go, you know, And
Speaker 3: it's like it's it is scary. It's almost like a liability,
Speaker 3: not a liability. But even with like loving someone, I
Speaker 3: think about that too, Like falling in love is beautiful,
Speaker 3: be getting married is beautiful, but it's like, but then
Speaker 3: what if one day this person is gone? You know,
Speaker 3: and like there's literally nothing you can do but right,
Speaker 3: and it changes your whole trajectory of like your everyday routine.
Speaker 3: You call someone like I can't possibly imagine, but also
Speaker 3: like seeing you here and seeing you speaking and seeing
Speaker 3: you work through it is like it's a testimony that
Speaker 3: every moment that we have to experience people and to
Speaker 3: be you know, in laughter and joy and pleasure in
Speaker 3: community is a gift, you know.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I think people get caught up.
Speaker 3: In the day to day bullshit, this rat race, like
Speaker 3: oh my video didn't hit this, or oh I don't
Speaker 3: get this, or all the bills is this? You know,
Speaker 3: there's always going to be shit to be like stressed about.
Speaker 3: But overall, like sometimes you have to lift the veil
Speaker 3: of all the things that are happening directly in front
Speaker 3: of you and just be like, look at us living
Speaker 3: right and laughing and shit.
Speaker 1: For sure, life's basic thing, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the get up in the morning, That's all I'll
Speaker 4: be telling people on my podcast. I'll be like, yo,
Speaker 4: if you woke up this morning, that's blessing number one.
Speaker 4: It's your eyes open and you were able to get
Speaker 4: on your phone. If you on your phone scrolling. You
Speaker 4: already blessed because you got a phone. It's working you
Speaker 4: You ain't stressed enough to where I can't even look
Speaker 4: at my phone. So I just look at you know,
Speaker 4: stuff like that, and like you know, and you know,
Speaker 4: I'll be fucked up, like it'd be certain times when
Speaker 4: I'll be crying my eyes out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I still have those moments, but I just take the
Speaker 4: waves as they come because it's just a it's a
Speaker 4: wavy thing. And so but ultimately I'll be mad because
Speaker 4: they don't show up in my dreams a lot though,
Speaker 4: Like I'll be willing to see him more in the dreams.
Speaker 4: Ask him. Yeah, I'll be talking to him all the time,
Speaker 4: Like you know, I walk around the house because he
Speaker 4: got cremated, so you know, me and Shari split the urn,
Speaker 4: so I got to earn there and his pictures up.
Speaker 4: I got paintings of them. And so I'll just be
Speaker 4: like same, man show up in my dreams. Even my
Speaker 4: ex girlfriend, she'd be he'd be in her dreams a lot,
Speaker 4: like man, man tell him to come, tell them to
Speaker 4: pull up next time you see him. And so but
Speaker 4: every time people speak about him or like you know,
Speaker 4: I come across people that are kind of like mediums
Speaker 4: and like in that realm, they always say his energy
Speaker 4: is good, like he'd be smiling a lot, And that's
Speaker 4: always the feedback I get. And that's the energy I
Speaker 4: feel even in her dreams, he's smiling, he's happy. I'm
Speaker 4: just like, that's the vibe. Yes, And so I was like,
Speaker 4: and that's what he was when he was here. He
Speaker 4: was always laughing. They was laughing at me when I'm mad,
Speaker 4: Like I'll be annoyed with something like you funny dad,
Speaker 4: I'm pissed. Comedy.
Speaker 2: How have you been able to I guess if you
Speaker 2: have forgive the people for the person that this happened to,
Speaker 2: because I can only imagine like that that's a whole
Speaker 2: other process that you kind of have to go through.
Speaker 2: It was like the like the hate and the anger
Speaker 2: and all of that, Like, how has that been for you?
Speaker 4: Now? That that part I've avoided for the most part,
Speaker 4: Like Shari and her husband, they go to the court
Speaker 4: dates because it's still like an ongoing court thing, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. So that that just took forever
Speaker 4: and we're still working on because it was two it
Speaker 4: was two cars involved in the collision that didn't involve
Speaker 4: our kids. So it was my son, his best friend
Speaker 4: and another girl and another girl that was driving but
Speaker 4: she survived and two cars had hit them, and so
Speaker 4: one was two cars. Yeah, so one was an adult,
Speaker 4: one was a juvenile, so the juvenile case got a
Speaker 4: little trickier. So but I went to one court date
Speaker 4: and then I was like, I can't. I can't do
Speaker 4: the court thing because it was just like everything felt
Speaker 4: so final and sterile, and like, you know, when you
Speaker 4: lose somebody, you can still dwell in their spirit, their energy,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, But when you go to court,
Speaker 4: that's when it's like this ship is real, it happened.
Speaker 4: There's no energy here. And so I was like, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't keep coming to court. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: y'all can keep me posting. Sometimes she would get me
Speaker 4: updates and then I hang up the phone and just ball.
Speaker 4: And so I was just like the court ain't for
Speaker 4: me because I'm being there angry. And so anger is
Speaker 4: something that I've kept in check for the vast majority
Speaker 4: of the of the loss because I know it was
Speaker 4: an accident. Even though they were stupid as hell to
Speaker 4: be driving that fast and burdbank. I know it's an accident,
Speaker 4: so it's not like I have that you know, you
Speaker 4: murdered my son on purpose. It was stupid, but so
Speaker 4: I'm like, it was an accident, so you know you
Speaker 4: didn't mean to do it. So I can keep that
Speaker 4: anger and check on that realm. And so for me,
Speaker 4: because I feel like I can't do anything with the anger,
Speaker 4: and I want it. So it's like the quarters gonna
Speaker 4: make me angry. They gonna be in there. She'd be
Speaker 4: telling me like you. She be telling me about how
Speaker 4: the family be looking at them, like I would custom
Speaker 4: the question exactly, at least your son is in jail,
Speaker 4: but at least you can talk to him, You can
Speaker 4: still hug them, you can still sit letters Jim exactly.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. So how dare you look
Speaker 4: at Shari and her husband any kind of wayside ways?
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. So when I hear stuff
Speaker 4: like that, I'll be like, yeah, so it's like, you know,
Speaker 4: this is just gonna fuck up my spirits. So so
Speaker 4: that's how I've been able to navigate past the anger
Speaker 4: and like the raide and just like you know, as
Speaker 4: far as forgiving forgiving them, I kind of already forgave
Speaker 4: in the way that I speak and the way that
Speaker 4: I think about it. It was an accident. That's all
Speaker 4: you can get from me, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But as far as like me hating your guts, I
Speaker 4: can't because it's just it's not gonna serve me.
Speaker 1: So can you for that? Because that's really I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: That's that takes a lot of courage, honestly, a lot
Speaker 2: of bravery to be able to even speak about it
Speaker 2: in that way and even honestly speak about it so candidly.
Speaker 1: So thank you for sharing.
Speaker 4: I feel like CHERI and them should get the real
Speaker 4: courage because they be going to them court dates. They'd
Speaker 4: be in there and I'll be like, I tell them
Speaker 4: all the time, I'm sorry, man, I applaud y'all. Even
Speaker 4: Jaden's parents too. They always go to the court dates.
Speaker 4: But they be getting fed up, like you know, they
Speaker 4: they I think they've kind of reached like a breaking
Speaker 4: point now. But it's like I gotta you know, I
Speaker 4: gotta live. So it's like, you know, I know that's
Speaker 4: the courtrooms already gonna suck me up, so let it.
Speaker 1: Protect yourself. You gotta protect your yeah, your spirit. So
Speaker 1: oh well yeah, yeah, no ranging good moment. There's a balance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know, we got to talk about it all.
Speaker 2: We gotta talk about the fun ship. We gotta talk
Speaker 2: about the real ship, right parent shit, And I think
Speaker 2: a lot of people here listening can relate that. So
Speaker 2: everyone's lost somebody, and you know, the loss of a
Speaker 2: child is something I think people get really hush hush about.
Speaker 2: And I think more people need to speak about their
Speaker 2: experiences to help other people be able to kind of
Speaker 2: confront and and heal and face it. And so there's
Speaker 2: a lot of power in sharing. So thank you for sharing.
Speaker 4: I'm always down to talk about Serena now always because
Speaker 4: I don't want him to ever become He should not
Speaker 4: be mentioned. Harry Potter ship, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So always I'm always down to talk about him, speak
Speaker 4: about him, speak about what happened, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: If I fold up in the moment, I fold up,
Speaker 4: you know, But normally I'm good on like podcasts and stuff.
Speaker 3: I appreciate you men need to hear the message that
Speaker 3: lets the emotions flow.
Speaker 4: Oh absolutely feel them cry.
Speaker 3: Cry that shout out, especially black men.
Speaker 4: I cry all the time. Even even before this type
Speaker 4: of heartbreak, I used to make myself cry. I would
Speaker 4: watch that scene.
Speaker 1: Tear they get the camera, there we go, that scene in.
Speaker 4: Pursuit of happiness, when Will Smith gets the job. I
Speaker 4: would just watch that scene here. I'm I ain't cried
Speaker 4: in a couple of months.
Speaker 1: You know. Then you choose the bathroom that's a Saturday.
Speaker 1: Choose the happy tears.
Speaker 4: I choose the happy tears.
Speaker 1: I never thought about it.
Speaker 4: When he gets the job and he's trying to hold
Speaker 4: it together in the office, and then he goes outside
Speaker 4: the clap.
Speaker 6: I'm like about to cry.
Speaker 4: This is beautiful. This even their first scene when his
Speaker 4: dad didn't show up. I'll be watching that too.
Speaker 1: Will Smith does it for you.
Speaker 4: Will Smith has the access codes to my tear Ducks.
Speaker 4: He's a good actor, him, Tom Hanks. They just got
Speaker 4: the access codes. Man, I'm like.
Speaker 1: A good as not the access code to my tear duck.
Speaker 9: Yeah, some people got the access code. I'll be like
Speaker 9: you see they do kids cooking. They got the access code.
Speaker 9: They got the ingredients and the access.
Speaker 3: Shit everybody got the access code to these eyes. They
Speaker 3: must have leaked it on the internet.
Speaker 4: People.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 4: I like crying, though, even in the movie. I get
Speaker 4: emotional fast when I watch movies.
Speaker 1: You know what I hate. I hate when I I
Speaker 1: hate when I cry and I don't want to cry.
Speaker 2: And then I can't stop the cry and I'm trying
Speaker 2: to have a real conversation with someone. I don't want
Speaker 2: them to like console me. I just want to talk,
Speaker 2: But a bitch can't stop crying.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I don't even want to be crying out.
Speaker 1: I'm ring.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: God, I've been taught to hold our emotions to conform
Speaker 3: to Like, sometimes the.
Speaker 1: Tears get in the way of what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get through.
Speaker 3: I don't there's no rush. What's the rush where you
Speaker 3: got to go just cry first?
Speaker 4: What I like about the tears is they're real. It's
Speaker 4: like a real you know, you're not putting on in
Speaker 4: that moment, can you know what I mean? So it's
Speaker 4: just like, this is a real moment. So regardless of
Speaker 4: how like when people cry in front of me, I'll
Speaker 4: be like, oh oh, I'll just be like I just
Speaker 4: I just keep listening. I just keep listening. You know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying, Like, I don't force to console her. No,
Speaker 4: you know, I remember the first time I was around
Speaker 4: somebody that just burst into tears. This was in New
Speaker 4: Mexico State Department of Black Programs. There was a girl
Speaker 4: I knew, and she was just crying at the computer.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. I don't know what because
Speaker 4: I just walked in. She was like. I was like,
Speaker 4: I just hugged her and didn't even say that, never
Speaker 4: said a word to her, just hugged her for a while,
Speaker 4: sat in the hug. She was sitting down. I was
Speaker 4: standing there, and then that was it. I didn't ask
Speaker 4: what was wrong. That's all that you needed. That was it.
Speaker 1: That's God. I prefer to be that type of consoler too. Deep.
Speaker 3: I just I'll be here physically for you. We can talk,
Speaker 3: our bodies can telepathically exchange, like I was doing.
Speaker 4: With him earlier. Man, when I was thinking about what
Speaker 4: dad was and he just blurted out, it's Friday, and
Speaker 4: I was just like this, that's what we were laughing.
Speaker 3: Hes gonna take off his wave cap and it's gonna
Speaker 3: be only your brain underneath.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, Yeah, But you missed it though, because you
Speaker 4: was you was sweating away.
Speaker 1: Everyone shut the fuck out. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, Tony.
Speaker 3: Do you have an affirmation for our listeners today? Sometimes
Speaker 3: we asked our guests to have affirmations, something you go
Speaker 3: by every day that gets you through or pumps you up.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 4: Like I'm always thinking, like, man, you know what. I
Speaker 4: don't know if it's an affirmation, but it's like an appreciation.
Speaker 4: Like I moved with gratitude all the time. Like my
Speaker 4: whole thing in life was to be able to do
Speaker 4: something I enjoy and be able to make a living
Speaker 4: off of it. That's always been because I knew I
Speaker 4: would find love. Like the way I look at love
Speaker 4: is just like I know it's gonna happen, not to be,
Speaker 4: not to be like Ericant or anything like that. But
Speaker 4: I never was like, find somebody I will alone.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I won't I find one of these bitches
Speaker 2: around here, even if even at the last second of
Speaker 2: my life, I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find somebody that nurse nurse. So for me,
Speaker 4: my biggest fear and worry was will I find something
Speaker 4: that I love to do? That I can make a
Speaker 4: living off of. And so now that I'm in that space,
Speaker 4: I'll just be like, thank you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So for me, I'm always thankful, Like even when I
Speaker 4: be like, man, I don't feel like going over here
Speaker 4: to do this, but this is a blessing. That's all
Speaker 4: I got to do. This is what I'm you know,
Speaker 4: complaining about. I got to do this for a few hours, right,
Speaker 4: even if I have to shoot something that's like a
Speaker 4: commercial or you know, a long shoot day. It's not permanent.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: It's people out here going to jobs they hate forty
Speaker 4: hours a week, you know what I'm saying, multiple weeks
Speaker 4: a year, and I'm just even this, I'm like, this
Speaker 4: is gonna be over soon, gonna be done with this.
Speaker 4: And so I try to move in constant gratitude of
Speaker 4: just like you know, I have my health, I got
Speaker 4: health insurance, saying good good test results every time my
Speaker 4: son is good. So I'll just be like, I love it, man,
Speaker 4: So I try to I try to move in that
Speaker 4: is that an affirmation?
Speaker 2: Yeah, moving gratitude, moving gratitude, Move and gratitude.
Speaker 3: I'll be forgetting sometimes. Girl here just smoking weed and
Speaker 3: talking ship.
Speaker 4: That's the best life. Yeah, when you think, when you
Speaker 4: think about the alternative, going to imagine going to work.
Speaker 1: I did, I've done it. I had jobs. I'm cool.
Speaker 1: You just love It's not for me.
Speaker 3: I was getting in an argument with every manager I
Speaker 3: ever had. They're all hating on me and then eventually
Speaker 3: firing me.
Speaker 4: And you a fuck up. Don't be real, be accountable.
Speaker 4: Were you a fuck up?
Speaker 3: I mean I was not the most punctual, but I
Speaker 3: was great at the job that I was. I mean,
Speaker 3: if I was fine, she was hungover. I was in
Speaker 3: my twenties. I got the job that she was. I
Speaker 3: was drinking on the job. I was a cocktail waitress.
Speaker 3: She was a terrible employ All cocktail waitresses.
Speaker 4: Drink on the job whenever. Whenever I hear people say
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Get along with the manager, they were hating on me
Speaker 3: because I was the friendliest, prettiest one there.
Speaker 1: I believe they were hating on me too. Girl, that's
Speaker 1: I had attitude problem.
Speaker 4: She was.
Speaker 1: Actually I was good.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: I don't like customer service. I was late though I'm
Speaker 1: always late.
Speaker 4: There's that, and then also it was late today. You
Speaker 4: mother fuck? Why why did y'all, I'm late, McGee.
Speaker 1: I had a reason you were early.
Speaker 4: I was talking about I took it serious, man, y'all
Speaker 4: had an email.
Speaker 1: It is serious.
Speaker 4: Y'all had an email. They seriously got an assistant. She
Speaker 4: serious business up here. Let me not be late.
Speaker 1: You know we got to sign the We gotta sign
Speaker 1: the things late. Sorry, anyway, pull a card. Can you
Speaker 1: pull a card and just close your eyes and see
Speaker 1: what that looks like? Look it up?
Speaker 4: What this means?
Speaker 1: This means, Oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 4: I'll be lying just to make me feel better.
Speaker 1: I think I know. It's the of the sex of swords.
Speaker 4: Y'all be reading cards and stuff.
Speaker 1: Looking at that. I think I do know that one.
Speaker 1: It's like a soldier coming back more. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: been victory. He's victorious.
Speaker 3: He's been through a battle, but he is victorious. Walking
Speaker 3: in high with like together, you just freestyle based on
Speaker 3: the I mean, we've been we've been pulling cards with
Speaker 3: the thing for like two years. We should know more
Speaker 3: than we should literally be miss Cleo at this point.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna pull it up just I'll give you
Speaker 3: the ac they're all black because we're black.
Speaker 1: Yeah mm hmm, a little booger your I'm good it
Speaker 1: like my mom.
Speaker 2: Help, it's all your finger bit don't be put on
Speaker 2: the floor on your boots.
Speaker 1: Not just good books. I'm gonna walking around barefoot and
Speaker 1: have a boogers like you have a child.
Speaker 8: You have.
Speaker 1: First of all, this is a human show, y'all. They
Speaker 1: just been having.
Speaker 4: Boogers and shout boogers.
Speaker 2: Man, we talk about women with boogers matter, Okay, women
Speaker 2: having bookers having nip.
Speaker 4: Slips and nip slips. I'm all in on a you know,
Speaker 4: like sometimes.
Speaker 1: A couple of chin hairs. Let's be real.
Speaker 3: This has always been a show with real niggas ship Okay,
Speaker 3: real real niggas over here, and sometimes bitches get boogers.
Speaker 1: And I'm your friends. So I had to tell you,
Speaker 1: thank you to let you be out here.
Speaker 4: With That's a good album.
Speaker 1: Appreciate it.
Speaker 4: It's just get.
Speaker 1: Bookers, because you know, the bitches would be in the
Speaker 1: comments like she.
Speaker 4: Had a big he could that be the name of
Speaker 4: y'all next tour? Y'all do twelve cities? Next thing?
Speaker 1: You gonna come?
Speaker 4: If y'all have a show, I will pull up.
Speaker 1: That's not a six.
Speaker 3: It is that's a six of wands four six Okay,
Speaker 3: six of wands, not swords, that mean same thing.
Speaker 1: That was the right thing what I said, But that
Speaker 1: was just the wrong card that I pulled up.
Speaker 3: Okay, success, public recognition, progress, that's self confidence.
Speaker 1: You look he do.
Speaker 3: This six of Wands depicts a man wearing a victory
Speaker 3: wreath around his chest and riding a decorated white horse
Speaker 3: through a crowd of cheering people. His horse represents strength, purity,
Speaker 3: and successful progression of an adventure, and the group of
Speaker 3: people marks the public recognition of the man's achievements. The
Speaker 3: rider holds an upright wand with a reef tied to
Speaker 3: the top, further emphasizing success and achievement. He is not
Speaker 3: afraid to show off others what he's accomplished in his
Speaker 3: life so far, and even better, the surrounding crowd is
Speaker 3: delighted to cheer him on.
Speaker 1: See you're not even around no haters.
Speaker 3: That's why you got us. The six and ones appears
Speaker 3: when you have reached an important milestone and achieved a
Speaker 3: significant goal, and you're confident, self assured, and successful. You
Speaker 3: harness your strength and talents to bring about happy outcome,
Speaker 3: and your endeavors and made it through the chaos of
Speaker 3: the five of wands, minimizing your distractions, focusing on the
Speaker 3: task at hand. Yes there were challenges along the way, Yes,
Speaker 3: but you overcame them by consecrating your energies on the
Speaker 3: target of one suggests that not only have you achieved
Speaker 3: your goals, but you're receiving public acknowledgment for your efforts.
Speaker 3: You may have recently received an award, a claim of
Speaker 3: recognition from your peers or from your work. It may
Speaker 3: even just be a pat on the back, but this
Speaker 3: attention is a big boost to your confidence and gives
Speaker 3: you the strength to continue your endeavors. It also encourages
Speaker 3: you to put yourself out there and be proud of
Speaker 3: what you've achieved, Shout your success from the rooftop, and
Speaker 3: set out to be set out there for others to
Speaker 3: see and cheer you on. You open to receiving love
Speaker 3: and support from your biggest cheerleaders. Who are You're energized
Speaker 3: by seeing you succeed. Now is your time to shine.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. Do tell why because it just sounded so accurate.
Speaker 4: And y'all saw I was playing around, moving around and
Speaker 4: up all that card and so well, I had a
Speaker 4: moment where I I met will Smith a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: And when I met him because we were doing something
Speaker 4: for Bad Boys for and so when I met him,
Speaker 4: he knew who I was and I was just like,
Speaker 4: you know who I am? And I thought he was
Speaker 4: just being nice and then he made reference to one
Speaker 4: of my voiceovers.
Speaker 1: I was just like, ain't crazy.
Speaker 4: And so that that moment right there, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. I packed it away into my little luggage.
Speaker 6: It was just like you know how many times.
Speaker 4: And so, so that was the moment, you know, and
Speaker 4: so and people were celebrating that in the comments section
Speaker 4: when I posted the video and so. And then for
Speaker 4: my birthday, when you asked me what I did for
Speaker 4: my birthday, I went to New Mexico to visit my
Speaker 4: mom and my brother. And then while I was there
Speaker 4: for my birthday, I paid off her house.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: So it was just like and that's always been a
Speaker 4: lifelong dream of mine to pay her house off. And
Speaker 4: so I was just happy she let me do it
Speaker 4: because I thought she was gonna be like, no, you
Speaker 4: ain't and I was like, and so she let me
Speaker 4: do it. I was just like, so that was the
Speaker 4: best birthday I've ever had for me. She's like, this
Speaker 4: is your birthday. I'm like, no, this is this is
Speaker 4: my gift to you know. And so that moment right
Speaker 4: there was just like, you know, a dream come true.
Speaker 4: So you saying all that, I was just like wow,
Speaker 4: you know. And so I didn't I didn't say anything
Speaker 4: about it publicly, but she posted about it on her
Speaker 4: Instagram and then people was just like and I was
Speaker 4: just like, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So that's what I was like, Damn, but you are
Speaker 2: an amazing son. She's so lucky and blessed you to
Speaker 2: have a son that could do that and on your birthday.
Speaker 4: That's beautiful for my birthday. Yeah, it was great. It
Speaker 4: was just like I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 2: And you were just talking about walking in gratitude for
Speaker 2: being able to monetize your gifts do what you love,
Speaker 2: and I think that's that was a lot of what
Speaker 2: was said here is like you've you've figured it out
Speaker 2: and you're doing it and you're already walking in it
Speaker 2: and people are acknowledging your success and it's time to shine.
Speaker 1: You took a chance.
Speaker 3: Not a lot of niggas will leave New Mexico or
Speaker 3: Middle bumblefuck and say I'm going to Hollywood and press
Speaker 3: through and do all the bad extra work and still,
Speaker 3: you know, continue to just have hope and and positivity
Speaker 3: and optimism and then still execute. So that is an amazing,
Speaker 3: amazing thing and a great testimony. And I'm very proud
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 4: And one thing you said in there was like, you know,
Speaker 4: being proud of the accomplishments. A lot of times I
Speaker 4: don't publicly share them, share them internally, I'm trying to
Speaker 4: get better at you know, because people want.
Speaker 1: To see, you know, emotions, they want to see.
Speaker 4: So I've been trying to open myself up to shop
Speaker 4: and they.
Speaker 1: Want to see your heart too. Yeah, they want to
Speaker 1: see your heart.
Speaker 2: So it's not even so much about like feeling like
Speaker 2: this is gloating or anything. It's more so like giving
Speaker 2: them a little peek into like who is who is
Speaker 2: this man? Who is the more the making? What is
Speaker 2: the making of Tony Baker? So don't be afraid to share.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's what I'm working on this.
Speaker 3: Every single accolade, you know, you earned it, every stand up,
Speaker 3: every joke everybody can't do that you're talented, and you
Speaker 3: know people love you for your talents given gifted to
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 1: So thank you. Yeah, comedy is healing. You probably hear
Speaker 1: your own he're a healer.
Speaker 2: I hope you know that those people be saying you
Speaker 2: are You're a healer because comedy really can literally change
Speaker 2: the trajectory of someone's life decisions. Maybe coming to see
Speaker 2: your show, they were like, I was about to do
Speaker 2: some crazy shit before I came, and I came to
Speaker 2: see you, and now I've changed my mind.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So like that's powerful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's dope. Like I love to make people laugh.
Speaker 4: It's just like a you know, it's just an energy
Speaker 4: that I can't like describe, like when they cracking up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like when I go for a while without performing and
Speaker 4: then I performed, like mister, yeah, you know, because I'm
Speaker 4: usually in my cave. I'm usually at home with the cats,
Speaker 4: the cats, but I'm usually in the house. So women
Speaker 4: be frustrated me.
Speaker 1: I can tell.
Speaker 3: I can tell they like NI if you don't get
Speaker 3: at that house with those cats, spend.
Speaker 1: Next you like you're king Kingdom? What you kingdom? No,
Speaker 1: definitely wizard back there tonight.
Speaker 4: So and I don't even be at home, like hug,
Speaker 4: I'll just be at home and they be there too.
Speaker 3: Like you know, you know, I can't leave because I
Speaker 3: gotta I gotta feed them at two o'clock.
Speaker 1: That's the tourists. Your tourists. They don't like. They like home,
Speaker 1: their home, homebodies.
Speaker 4: I love it. I'd be in the house chilling listens.
Speaker 3: Have you lights Hugh lights, you know, like we could
Speaker 3: change on your phone the different colors and move. We
Speaker 3: might need to send them to your house because that's
Speaker 3: gonna really get your ass. And hell, we don't need
Speaker 3: to send them because all the women are going to
Speaker 3: be even more the still get like home. Like maybe
Speaker 3: the Hugh lights make it date.
Speaker 1: Night at the house.
Speaker 4: And I'm not a big invitor of coming over now.
Speaker 1: I never want to see you. You better bring your
Speaker 1: as to that concert in August.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm about to go two weeks before, like nigga,
Speaker 3: because I'm.
Speaker 4: A good time. When I'm outside, I'm a good time.
Speaker 1: Don't get you outside, but don't be outside. We don't
Speaker 1: even be outside. But when there's something to do, we
Speaker 1: go out. He'd be out inside with me.
Speaker 4: He like, oh, somebody listen, We know what we do.
Speaker 3: We invite everybody to our house. Invite me, okay, we
Speaker 3: well to hear me coming over?
Speaker 4: Everybody fight me over. I come to people's house.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what we do.
Speaker 4: I don't like club and loungey ship. We are club like,
Speaker 4: want to hear me doing stuff?
Speaker 1: We over outside a little outside as nigga.
Speaker 4: Yeah he outside, Yo, the street to here. When you
Speaker 4: have something at your house, let me know. He'd be like,
Speaker 4: we'll come to the note.
Speaker 1: He'll be in the streets. So well, Tony, thank you
Speaker 1: so much because we know we've kidnapped you for him.
Speaker 4: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Can you tell our people where they can find you?
Speaker 4: They can find me at Tony Baker on Instagram, Tony
Speaker 4: Baker Common Real on TikTok. I hate that I have
Speaker 4: to have that name, but somebody already had. Tony Baker
Speaker 4: on TikTok, Tony Baker Comedy on Facebook. Uh, subscribe to
Speaker 4: my YouTube man Tony Baker Comedy on YouTube. Please subscribe
Speaker 4: to that. I always forget to promote it. And uh,
Speaker 4: if you are in the LA area, check out Tony
Speaker 4: Baker and Friends last Monday of every month at Flappers
Speaker 4: Comedy Club in Burbank, California. Check out the Ball Brothers
Speaker 4: podcast with me and Kevin on stage. Check out the
Speaker 4: Verbal Cardio podcast with just me, and check out the
Speaker 4: Daddy Issues podcast with myself, key On Polley, Craig Wayans,
Speaker 4: DC Irvin, and Chaz Rogers.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say we need to come on that
Speaker 1: podcast from not doing a lot of talking.
Speaker 3: Father, I said we should come on Issues, but I
Speaker 3: was like, that's a lot of niggas.
Speaker 1: We don't even need to more voices.
Speaker 4: We only be having dads o.
Speaker 1: Other insights.
Speaker 4: We really do, We really do.
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Speaker 2: If she's gonna be the last thing she does, everybody
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Speaker 1: Please, if you haven't subscribed, if just.
Speaker 2: Please subscribe for this shit because she already cursed me
Speaker 2: out because I didn't give her the energy she needed
Speaker 2: when she told me the story.
Speaker 1: She was mad. She tried to start a fake fighting
Speaker 1: on one of our episodes. I was like, what that
Speaker 1: was a real fight. Okay. Anyway, you can find me
Speaker 1: on Instagram at watch Erica.
Speaker 3: And me Instagram what at instagrams.
Speaker 2: But link in the episode is grip get the clicking bitch,
Speaker 2: Bye bye jes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm living so good.
Speaker 1: Can't you tell?
Speaker 6: I went through a drought.
Speaker 8: That's until I found out, Well, may my have been
Speaker 8: known Earth? I used to be broken Hell now got
Speaker 8: the blues in to like Beyonce Jasell throat shot with
Speaker 8: pop in his car wearing our voices. Patriarchy kept it
Speaker 8: in the box to exploit its women put the pee
Speaker 8: and powers, so it's pointless.
Speaker 1: They want me to be good, so I made bad choices.
Speaker 1: Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 1: Itter's in on the cannabis in their backbone.
Speaker 8: Walked in Boss's cap, and I blew his cat, Boss
Speaker 8: hot dog. Now I'm immune to the cat called Herbie,
Speaker 8: and no waisted straight to it like a dollar sign.
Speaker 5: Mother, rent the louver and to it.
Speaker 8: It's like a water sign. Where you're in the winter,
Speaker 8: essential will win the summer time. I do what goll
Speaker 8: Ain't no one that need to run it by