WEBVTT - Grief and Fatherhood Feat. Tony Baker 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.440 Hello when we're back. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:06.000 This week, we have a really special guest, Tony Baker. 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:10.240 You guys have probably seen him on the internet reenacting 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:14.120 animal videos. Maybe you've been to one of his live 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.400 stand up comedy shows, or maybe you just follow on 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:18.880 Instagram because he's a funny guy. But this episode were 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.560 really diving into grief, fatherhood, how he got his start, 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.640 and I think you really see a side of Tony 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.079 that maybe you haven't seen yet. 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:28.080 Yeah, we get really deep. We're asking him about his 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.360 dating life. You know, Tony's kind of fine and we 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.960 don't see that side of him a lot. But you know, 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.360 leave it to the good moms to bring out all 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.199 the best parts of everybody gets really deep. This is 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:40.839 our Father's Day episode. Happy Father's Day to all the 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.440 fathers out there. You know, we love the daddies too, 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.720 and so we featured a great dad, Tony Baker. 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:47.839 Once upon a. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:51.240 Time there was a good old traditional housewife. She cooked, 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.880 she cleaned, cared for her children and the man of 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.840 the house, and of course she didn't talk back. She 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.640 was both obedient and soft by nature. She was a 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.560 good woman who always made good choices. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.560 That ship we're good Mom's bad choices to single mom, 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.520 he said, But the patriarchy shared all. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:10.560 Their bad choices and found out they weren't so bad. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:10.960 After all. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:14.120 We're experts over chairs and your new bestiae sit back 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.039 and near the ride. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:20.840 I can do a pack, but like I would rather 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.800 you have a titty than a birchest period. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.960 Give me you have to commit. I would rather have 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.880 a full titty than a bird. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.919 Check. What if it was just like a good ass, 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:33.840 solid d cup. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.520 That's fine, I've been moving to Hew was work. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.880 He'd be talking to you and they'd be naturally moving. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:42.959 Okay, maybe not that. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.119 I don't know, maybe like. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.000 A small s I could do that, But the bird 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:51.440 has really pisses me off. It's like a concave. Sorry 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:55.040 to the birchest niggas listening, but right now, do some 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:56.800 like pump it up Pop? 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.600 Actually don't see that song here saying we don't think 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.000 that's anyway. That was a good hit back in the 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:07.760 fifth grade. Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:13.040 Erica and I'm Mila. Another wonderful episode of Good Mom's 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:13.520 Bad Choice. 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.120 I'm really excited, y'all because we have a special guest today. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:19.760 As you can hear as you can hear. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:24.520 We have none other than the comedian, the father himself, 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:25.920 Tony Baker. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.400 Because I'm a podcaster, I gotta you know, you got 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:32.440 to seduce them, don't you know? 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:32.720 We don't know. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.040 I've always have a lot of men on the show. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.440 Oh that's true. You know when the testosterone comes in 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:41.120 and get a little blasted. He's only just a landout here. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.760 We're like, look, are's a new man. We're in the bathroom. Like, 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:43.679 he's so handsome. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.799 I was like, she was like, he's so tall, Like 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.720 I didn't know, are you exposing this? 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:50.200 Sneaky? 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:53.280 You can't tell your ship? God? 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:55.320 Fuck you need a podcaster, you know what it is 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.519 with the microphone just makes me tell all my business. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.000 I know, literally, even with you, I gotta confess them. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:01.960 I don't think I'm gonna talk about it. But so 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:03.480 guess what, bitch, hilarious, I. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:05.160 Feel my confidence. I could tell my truth. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.840 So you would snitch with the cows. All they need 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:12.120 is a microphone podcast your husband Like, so what happened that? 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.359 I don't know? Nothing I did. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.640 That's what makes her break. But they beating her up, 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:23.359 they socking around. She's taking it like the hell get 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.120 the microphone. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:27.280 It's like it's like it's like. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:29.280 I did it. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.160 Maybe that is it's the Jim Carrey Liar Liar version 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:36.600 Podcaster hilarious part. I really I recently watched Liar Liar 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.720 with Irin. Oh God, my daughter's really into Jim Carrey 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:43.080 these days. Like she's actually like her personality and like, are. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:43.680 You Jim Carrey? 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.160 Oh okay, she's goofy. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.640 Like her like him. But god, he has so many 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.480 good he has some good ones. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:55.240 I called on him late honestly, really, like when a 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.680 Ventur first came out. I don't know how old y'all are, 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.360 but like when a Ventur came out, was just like 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.360 he's doing too much. He was doing a lot, and 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.240 then the mask. I was like, he doing too much. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.160 I didn't see Liar Liar until twenty twenty. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.240 I just aid, there's Dick and Jane, and I like 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.960 Dick and Jay. I watched that recently. That was a 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:13.360 good one. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:13.920 Yeah. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:17.760 I like Cable Guy, Cable Cable Guy Truman show. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:19.320 That was kind of serious. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.159 I was that sh Scared Dumber is Good. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.040 To Dummer is my first intro. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:27.640 That's the other one, the Spotless Mind something Shine that 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:29.840 when he played the comedian. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:33.240 No, no, you're talking about that one. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.560 When I know the documentary about Man on the Moon. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:36.600 That's what really got me. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:38.120 Yeah, because he's staying character. 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:42.479 Yeah, but also is he okay? Probably not? Where is Yeah? 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:44.360 Man? I can't get a bead on him. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.520 And really I think he knows too much. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.600 But he's been doing Sonic the Sonic movies though. Oh 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:51.520 he's doctor Robot. 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:53.479 I was right. I mean I used to be besties 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.480 with his daughter in middle school. Is she okay? Shout 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:56.720 out to Jane, Hey, Jane. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:57.159 Are you okay? 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:57.680 Are you okay? 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:58.000 R right? 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.960 Are you okay? Doing Jane? Hit my friend? 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.720 Come on the show. We need to figure out the thing. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:03.599 Fun fact, the first time I ever got drunk was 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.039 at Jim Carrey's house. What So I went to school 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.400 to growing up in Ella. I know, I went to well, 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:09.920 I went to public school, and then my mom got 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.760 me to this rich white school, so that I was 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.000 with all these rich white kids in sixth grade. And 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:15.560 Jane was one of them, and she was she was 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:16.159 like a hippie. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.839 So she was just always wanted to play her guitar 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:19.440 and just chill out. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.960 She was like one day she invited us over to 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:23.120 her dad's house and she's like, I become to my 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.760 dad's house like he'd be here, but he don't really 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:25.080 be here. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.440 And I was like, oh, let's go. So I was 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.440 I think it was sixth grade, maybe seventh. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.279 I'm gonna say sixth And we went over there, and bitch, 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:34.120 he must have it. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:34.800 He went to bed. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.240 He went to bed, and then we raided his liquor cabinet. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.880 And when you're eleven, I don't even know. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:42.520 You don't know what to drink. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:46.760 So I'm just drinking everything anything like, mixing all types 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:51.279 of concoctions together. We're just like, I don't know, Bitch, 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:55.240 I got so drunk. I just remember they put me 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:56.560 in the shower, didn't even know what to do with me. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.320 I was throwing up. I was there washing my face 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.240 with shampoo. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:00.800 It was. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.480 It was a disaster zone. Anyway, the next morning, my 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:06.159 mom came pick me up and I get in the 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.000 car and she's like, have you been drinking? 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:15.919 You smell like alcohol. Have you been drinking? And I 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.640 was like, no, what are you talking about. I'm eleven. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.400 The microphone came in. The microphone came in. I was drinking. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.440 We got drunk. Mom, you never is the beginning of 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:25.200 the mom. 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.640 You never trust me like that. You know every you 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.920 know their every daughter has done this to their mom. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.520 You never trust me. You need to trust? Is this 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.119 a valley thing? Because I'm definitely like, don't you trust 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.000 who you raised? Don't don't you trust who you raised? 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.679 You must not trust yourself. That literally, that was my narrative. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:42.160 I always did work. 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.560 I've used it. No, I'm almost like, bitch gets your 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.080 ass in the car. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.680 And then we talked about it recently. My mom is like, 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:51.400 I knew you were fucked up, and I just like 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.800 I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe I let you 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.960 go to Jim Carrey's house and this nigga went. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.520 To bed and you little stupid bitches. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.240 When did you know what happened? 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.680 And I know my mom didn't even text him. She 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:04.760 probably was like, I'm not going to text you. No, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.839 I'm not going to distract Jim Carrey like that. He's tired. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:21.200 That's my Tim Adams alone. Good morning, follow shout out spice. Yeah, 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.080 he's hilarious. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:28.720 Yes, tell us about you. How did you get into comedy? 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.280 Uh? So? I wanted to act. I want to be 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:32.000 like Jim Carre. 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:34.680 Even to Jim Carrey. 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:35.720 He was doing too much. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:37.760 Was your favorite comedian back back then? 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:42.960 Uh? Well, growing up it was some bad damon Wayne. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:46.920 So it was my two top every comedy specially they 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.920 did I watched and then uh, but mind you. I 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.560 was never like I want to be a comedian. I 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.600 was just like, you know, they funny, and then I 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.360 was gone. But movies, you know, And so I always 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:01.400 wanted to act. And then when I did extra work 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:05.000 and Transformers they shot the first one in New Mexico. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.640 You're an extra trans see the back of my head. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:11.440 Wow, Transformer shooting at the decept the con. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.000 What is the time stamp? 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:19.600 Uh, that's a good question. Blink if you miss it, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.800 but my head cut it in right here. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.520 You can you be watching it the hall. 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.400 This the beginning. You don't even got to watch yep. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.800 Okay, So it's familiar. 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.920 With my ball head shooting at the Decepticon, the first 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.160 Decepticon in the beginning of the movie that came the 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.199 comes and wipes out the army base. We were we 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.600 were the soldiers because you lived. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.200 In New Mexico. Because I was like they're flying extras 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:43.760 to New Mexico. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.439 Yep. So, and everybody was there. Ty Reese was there, 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.600 Josh uh, what's the name of dow Hammer or whatever. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.679 And so I did the extra work for that, and 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.880 I was like, Yo, this ship is fire, you know. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.760 And I had done theater on campus before, and so 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.920 I was just like that was the final straw. I 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.840 was just like, man, let's just yeah, let's just go 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:05.120 to Calian. Let me just by this time, I'm in 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:08.400 college for mad long. I'm gonna changed my major three times. 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.480 You know, I was gonna be a teacher, middle school, 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:14.760 high school teacher, social studies. But man, the passion, Man, 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.400 I gotta do it. Moved out here for acting. And 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.280 then when you get out here, you think you're gonna 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.520 be the one. You think you're a director, gonna see 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.120 you get off the gray hand. Yeah, you're the one. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.480 You you what we've been looking for. Man, I'm gonna 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:30.120 cast you in this. It's not the reality. So I'm 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:36.040 doing extra work that's trash now, like the mundane extra transformer. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:41.600 I shout to come on the extra. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:51.640 That's met budget budgets. I'm doing the wag extra work. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:54.040 I'm just like man cross and I'm just at the 0:09:54.160 --> 0:10:01.560 nightclub walking past and Dexter. I'm like, MANX five bround. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.360 I was a loyal man. It was a scene with 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.880 the with the cop, the Cuban cop. 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:10.199 God, the one was like going and he was turning bad. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.840 I tapped out, I gotta finish it anyway, So I 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.120 was like, wait, sorry. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:19.200 I tell you nobody got out here. He was acting? 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:20.040 Did he really. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:26.439 Yeah? What he was saying that, I'm sorry because now. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.559 I'm really thinking, like how did that kept? Anyway? So 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.760 watch it? So uh so, you know, you get discouraged. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.319 You know, you're in the sea of everybody with the 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.079 same dream. So I was just like, maybe I should 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.599 do stand up as a way of exposure, you know 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.440 what I mean. And so because people always say I 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.880 was funny, and like, you know, I've always been funny, 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:47.120 but it was never like registered, you know. Uh. This 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.720 one girl when I went to a Common concert during 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:53.720 his Electric Circus tour in Albuquerque, she just pulled me. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.040 She's like, You're hilarious, and I was like, who are you? 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.280 And she was like, I saw you host that MC 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.040 battle at New Mexico State. You were funny as hell. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:02.760 And I was like, oh wow. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.599 I'm funny. Funny, It's just always resonated. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.280 Just something girl funny, huh. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.840 Because it never it never registered for me that I 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.000 was funny because my older brothers never laughed at me 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.600 at the house, and so I would go to school 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.680 making them laugh. But it didn't register because I'm like, 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.520 brothers don't be there. And then when you get older 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.880 and you start liking girls, they be like, you're funny. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:24.839 I'm like, man, fuck that. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:25.760 I don't want to be funny. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:27.760 I don't want to be funny. I want to be sexy. 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:31.960 Then not realizing that the funniest part of the second, 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.480 that's what I'm saying. But then I was just like nah, man, 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.000 and so. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:39.480 I had a whole baby with funny see. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.079 So then so yeah, I was like, let me try 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:46.120 stand up. And then I tried it. I did one 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.600 open mic at the High High North Hollywood and fell 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:52.520 in love with it and never stopped sixteen years later, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:53.880 still doing it. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:54.240 Wow. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.640 That's a testament, you know, if you've got to compliment 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.800 to give somebody, give it to him because you never know. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:11:59.480 Where it's going to lead. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.600 It exactly because that I'm telling you, DA stayed it 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.720 was like, you're hilarious, and they just echoed, I'm still 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.400 cool with her to this day. Your name is Laurence 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:14.040 Lauren Man whole trajectory and so now like you know, 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.640 I still act, but that stand up. 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.160 Is just and the crazy thing is is like acting 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.920 is one thing another feet but like stand up as 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:23.600 hard as hell. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.080 I was going to say, you have to be really 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.480 brave because sometimes, I mean, I'm assuming your jokes always hey, 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:29.920 like what have you been? 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:34.800 You had some bad, bad days? You're after It's so 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.800 hard to watch from people bombs. That's how I know. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:39.599 It's like I'm the one. I'm such people please it. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:45.920 I'm the audience, Like like you look like you you 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.000 would just sit there and just take it. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:49.240 Make me laugh. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.200 You had one person in the front because every comedian and. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.800 Tell you like, I don't sit in the front because 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:54.680 I don't want to be roasted. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.319 Don't. I'm gonna sit back in the back corner. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:12:59.599 You hard to roast though you can't you know what 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:03.319 I'm saying. You're gonna get talked to, but roasting you're 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.280 not really roastable. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.480 No, I feel like now I've been roasted. Really Yeah, 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.880 you said you're traumatized. You said flirt, so you know 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.920 it's like a little punch. 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.360 One thing about me is a comedian. I don't like 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:19.400 embarrassing audience members like interact. I interact, but I don't 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.120 want you to feel stupid or little. I never want 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.719 that unless you're an asshole. If you're an asshole, I'll 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.360 tell your ass up. I put people on stage that 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.120 were heckling too much. You think you could do this 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.640 because I was hosting the show and they were disrespectful 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.920 to one of the community, like, come up here and 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.240 do five minutes. He went up there and got his 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:40.520 ass took a huge air. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.199 I've been going to a lot of comedy shows. We've 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.040 been hanging out with to here, so he always invites us. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:46.040 Right, Yeah, that's my guy. 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:47.080 I love. We love to hear. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:50.040 So when you're going to like date nights, come the bomb, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.319 I'll be in the audience. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:54.480 Like I do this, and I've been five like I 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:59.800 got my set together shut then, but I I've been 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.439 had having seen. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:04.680 Come on. 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:07.960 It's at my house. I have a sign there and everything. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.400 I don't need to tell what if you do and 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:11.199 fall in love with. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.400 It like I did, I mean maybe I think I 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:14.200 have some strong points. 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.800 There's not a lot of women and comedy and comedy 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.720 there generally, there's not a lot of attractive people. Some 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.000 are already winning and I already. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.600 Talk a lot so boom that already made. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:24.960 For the stage. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:34.000 Can you imagine, Tony, if you you got to bring book, 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:34.840 bring on tour. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:36.480 We're doing well now. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.520 You gotta be funny though, Okay, I can. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:39.800 Okay, I'm gonna get my ten minutes together. 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.320 I gotta see the comedy duos. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.040 No, but we could do it. Me and Jade talked 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:46.840 about the people that go up together always do. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:51.920 Like twins twins, they go up together. There's a I 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.120 don't know if they're real comedians. Are those those two 0:14:55.240 --> 0:15:01.840 swol black dudes that are kind of Republican black dudes? Yeah, 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.479 they tour together. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:05.080 Right now. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.080 It's just like because people will be trying to say Tony, 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:12.120 remind me of them, and I'd be like, how how 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:18.160 I'll be low key in wrong. So yeah, So that's 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:19.280 how I ended up in comedy. 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.280 And you just continue to do stand up and extra 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.440 work and then that's how you made your big break 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:24.800 in LA. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:30.680 Well, really, I feel like just stand up was the 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.840 was the big break because I don't consider myself big 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.520 in acting at all, Like you know, I'm barely in anything, 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.200 but the stand up is how people know me, and 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.440 just the comedy. And then the voiceovers took off and 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.280 then so all of that and then the sketches working 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:46.080 with all death all the time. So it's just like 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.440 a body of work. And then but the dream came 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:51.480 to fruition because it was like I started doing stand 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.000 ups so people can be like, I want you to 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:57.240 be in something. And that's what happened with Michael joh White. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.440 He was doing Outlaw Johnny Black, and he was like, 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:01.720 I want you to be in it. I was like, 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:06.720 I ain't got an audition. Finally, God, thank you and 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.440 so and then it happened again recently. So it's just 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.760 like that was the goal for like, you know, if 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:16.400 I can, if I can bypass these auditions, it just. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:20.200 Feel you like you're there, Like, yeah, that's the fact 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.320 that you would even have to audition at this point 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:23.320 would be crazy to me. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:26.080 Oh yeah, everybody auditioning until you know what I'm saying. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.920 So Tony Baker, let me be your agent. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:30.680 I'll tell. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:34.760 Tony gets the job. 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:38.240 Done. Just trust men. I'm a good liver, but can 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:39.120 you do the accent? 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:40.080 Mans? 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.920 Right? And I'm butchering an accent to. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.000 Every new Jersey movie you've ever heard of, So we 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:49.800 gotta do all London movies, all Jersey movies. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:50.720 You come out of that thing with the. 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.120 Accent, right, It'd be terrible and they'd be like, man, 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.480 I hate it when black people judge my British accent? 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:58.320 Where are you from? I'm not gonna do it right now. 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:06.119 I'll mix it in later. Right now, the pressure is on. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:10.480 Is that right? It's all right? You got it? 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:13.600 You go? 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:15.360 Man? 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:20.000 Oh no, no, no, you gotta practice. Yeah, client on the. 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:25.199 Spot, can watch a couple of movies first research. 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:28.159 I did that challenge on Instagram. Recently they had the 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:31.600 British challenge that you say like fifteen things with the accent. 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:33.560 The people was judging me. I was like, where are 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:37.240 you from? Missip about it? 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:39.440 You never been the British challenge? How do I miss 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:39.880 that one? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:40.200 Yeah? 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.000 I think we needed. We need to maybe do more 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:46.520 more full episodes and accents. I see what happens. We 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:47.760 might get unsubscribed. 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:49.600 I should do this. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.439 People already feel uncomfortable with the actual voices that we 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.920 do have really because we're black and we say nigga 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:57.280 and baby daddy, but maybe like vocally we don't sound 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:57.680 as black. 0:17:57.720 --> 0:17:58.320 So we've had some. 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:00.640 Pretty get uncomfortable because yeah, like but they don't. 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:02.960 Think we should say it, even though obviously black. 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.479 You'll be saying sometimes nigga hurts, depending on who's saying it. 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.560 Like when my brother says it'll be like. 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.359 How does he say it? Can you put can your 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:13.960 brother's nigga in the sentence police. 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:16.680 Like nigga in't said he was around the corner because 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:20.720 we played college. When he say, nigga yelling at you, Yeah, 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:23.480 it's not really me, it's like, you know the team 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:25.440 he's yelling at. I was like, his niggas hurt? 0:18:25.680 --> 0:18:28.360 Has anyone ever do people say this when they have sex? Like, oh, 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:29.879 that's my nigga? Is that? 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:30.080 Like? 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.840 Is that? Like I just had to I realized I've 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:33.399 never done that. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:36.000 I even never said niggah damn nigga. 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:42.720 No like nigga, Yes, I put it in nigga nigga. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.280 These are some good pumps niggas. 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:49.479 Yeah, yeah, that's that's a gangster. 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:51.040 My favorite position. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.240 Listen that this is that sug roll play, you know, 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.200 like did role play, but we never did thug ro play. 0:18:55.240 --> 0:19:00.520 But I'm a thug to dick nigga. 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:02.920 Give me that Dick nigga. 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:05.520 Boy bro playing. Come on, Damn nigga, give me that 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:06.520 jig would. 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:10.640 Actually worked, Nigga. 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:20.560 I'm uncomfortable. Dam d nig. 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.960 What happened in while you got my legs up like that? 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:28.080 You know what? We got a new character? 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:38.680 Try it up as a Friday Damn nigga, nigga. 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.080 Oh my god, I don't think I've ever said it 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:46.720 though during six a Bitch, I'll probably ill probably threw 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:50.840 it in, but I can't remember, but probably maybe I'm 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:53.240 pretty quiet, really. 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:54.919 Not, you're talking ass being. 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:57.000 Quiet, I'd be all business. 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:58.840 You know, the girls probably coming over with the cats, 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:00.960 hoping that you say something some you know, funny ship, 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:02.359 some sexy ship. 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:05.680 I'll be talking. I'll be talking to make sure you're good. 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:09.080 You're good, good, good, you straight? All right? 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:11.960 We might need to iterate some like sexy talk for you, 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:13.560 because if you have that voice, you know, you're a 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:16.760 known voice, you gotta like integrate your your four plate talk. 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:21.119 My ex girlfriend was like, you be too quiet like, like, 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:25.639 you just be silent, like you know, I'll be quiet. 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:27.879 I have to think about it, like I'll be quiet 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:28.400 and I'll just. 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:30.840 Be you know. 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.400 I would say, when a nigga talks too much, too 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:35.560 much shocking is like shut the funk at least. 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:36.800 And you also have to know what you're saying. 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:38.440 Some niggas just be talking too much and saying the 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:41.200 wrong thing, but also asking you stuff and you can't 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:41.520 really hear. 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:42.960 That's another thing we need to discuss this. 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:48.680 Okay, depending on the positions, it's really not an ear 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.200 mouth shot. Usually I'm like, huh. 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.440 This recently happened. I was like what me? 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:58.639 Like three times like and then I was like, but 0:20:58.680 --> 0:20:59.760 I really want to know what you said because I 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:00.600 feel like it was important. 0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:04.119 I feel like he says something really nice about me, 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:04.800 and I do want to. 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:05.560 Know you missed it. 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:07.639 So we need to come up with like what the 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:11.440 repeating again and again He's like, bit, you never mind, just. 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:16.200 Forget it, getting soft every time you're asking me to get. 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:19.840 Solved, and so that's what you know, that's what you 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:20.199 gotta do. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:26.439 Speak Then up, I said, I said, did you go 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:30.480 to the post office earlier today? Because I forgot. God 0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:33.840 damn man, did you go to the post office? Nigga? 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:37.720 Did you? 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:46.480 I told you to put the fish up. See, I'm 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:47.560 not a goodie two shoes. 0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:52.560 You got the good mama fact we did that to 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:55.000 people cage. 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.840 I wasn't even in there. You ain't give me a chance. 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:01.600 Look at you judging him, right, I'm a little judging. 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:05.480 I was on my phone. He's he grew up in 0:22:05.520 --> 0:22:09.360 the cheers. I just literally on my phone. He grew 0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:10.040 up in the cherry. 0:22:10.480 --> 0:22:11.640 You know, people can't talk. 0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:21.080 I think he's a Christian. Christians only closed doors, quietly, quietly. 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:23.640 He's having quiet sex over there. 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:26.920 See I'll be talking, though occasionally I'll be checking in. 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:28.080 Looking deep in their eyes. 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:29.920 I'll do that contact. 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:33.040 Okay, I have a proposal for you, because me and 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:35.000 Orlando do this and it's really worked. And I know 0:22:35.040 --> 0:22:38.320 that you do the animal voiceovers, so you should just 0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:41.040 integrate them into your sex life because sometimes you gotta 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:42.760 just be primal. And I think maybe you just like 0:22:42.840 --> 0:22:44.320 bring out your tourists and be primal. 0:22:44.359 --> 0:22:47.160 And his animal he's not like growling in his video, 0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:47.600 but he could. 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:51.040 Okay, Well, one thing I want I don't want to 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:52.920 be too funny to where it's just like I can't 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:54.760 be taken seriously during the smash. 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:57.480 There's a nice, healthy balance. 0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:00.240 So I don't want to mess up the flow because 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:03.240 when't it get turned off like that? So one false move, 0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:05.800 one false sentence, We're done. 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:07.440 What is your type or do you have one? 0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:09.840 I don't know what my type is. I was trying 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:11.720 to figure that out recently. I'm like, what is because 0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:14.760 some some girl with my DMS was like, this looks 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:16.760 like your type. I was like, what is my type? 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:20.120 Why would you think this is type? So I posted 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:24.640 I posted a picture of so it's an episode of Siinfield. 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:28.720 Y'all watch Field. Remember the super Nazi episode. So the 0:23:28.800 --> 0:23:31.840 girl working the cashier at the souper Nazi place. I 0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:34.119 always thought she was flying. I was like, yo, So 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:37.240 I paused it and put that on my story. But 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:42.679 she looks Middle Eastern or something like that. So and 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:45.640 so I posted that as somebody was like, she looks 0:23:45.680 --> 0:23:48.280 like your time was like, what is my type? You 0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:50.399 know what I mean? And so I was just like, 0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:53.600 because most people haven't seen me with anybody but my 0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:55.800 ex and then you know what my ex wife looks like. 0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:59.399 That's all they got. Everybody else is tucked away. So 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:01.680 I was just like, what is my type? What you know? 0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:03.720 And so they don't know. 0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:05.360 Because you don't even know. 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:06.880 I don know. I don't even know. 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:09.680 What when you're out and there's a crowd of women, 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:10.880 what usually makes. 0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:11.280 Your head go like? 0:24:13.680 --> 0:24:16.080 It's an assortment though it's it's a variety. It just 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:17.480 depends like, uh, is. 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:19.320 It visually personality? Energy? 0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:22.000 It's visually at first visually gets me in the door. 0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:24.520 I'm like, what we got going on? And then when 0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:27.840 I talk, when I interact, I'll be like, alright, I 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:35.119 get turned off very fast. So energy, closed minded, this 0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:40.159 uh intolerance. If a girl says I hate cats, I'll 0:24:40.200 --> 0:24:46.080 be like wrong, Like if they're allergic there, I'd be like, 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:47.840 I understand that. But if they just be like I 0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:50.120 hate them, they just I don't know, I'll be. 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:54.160 Like, that's a cat you need. That's a very large 0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:54.600 group of. 0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:56.280 It. 0:24:57.720 --> 0:24:58.840 It's a turnoff for me. 0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:01.240 Like in l A, all the bitches love cats and 0:25:01.320 --> 0:25:03.800 dogs there, I feel like it's just a bunch of 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:05.760 pet loving people. 0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:05.960 And I. 0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:10.800 Feel like people love pets differently in LA like they 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:16.160 be keeping them sho you American dogs be outside in. 0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:21.040 The restaurant, the kitchen counter because that. 0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:26.240 All now my black cat midnight, like the cat right here, 0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:29.199 he always goes he jumps up on the counter. So 0:25:29.320 --> 0:25:30.520 me and him been fighting for years. 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:31.960 Like the cats. 0:25:32.720 --> 0:25:35.320 I got spikes on the stove, I got I got 0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:38.840 deflated balloons up there because he's scared of balloons. If 0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:42.880 you look at my kitchen right now, spikes and balloons 0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:44.200 to keep him off the stove. 0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:45.480 Your magical. 0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:48.280 I'm trying to keep him at bay. And so uh. 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:52.200 The other cat is Tuxedo Dapper. He never goes up there, 0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:54.800 but this midnight he always hopes up there. And I 0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:57.080 know when he's been up there because when I come downstairs, 0:25:57.280 --> 0:26:00.280 he'd be hiding from me behind the couch. Be like, 0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:02.560 what you're doing man? Or if I go in the 0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:05.239 kitchen and he knocks them off the counter and I 0:26:05.320 --> 0:26:07.560 see it, he'd be like, I think he saw it, 0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:09.640 and I started yelling, and then that's when he starts 0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:11.840 scurrying off. I'd be like, he knows what he's doing. 0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:14.960 Both Mail and Tuxedo. 0:26:14.800 --> 0:26:20.719 Midnight and Dapper he's a dapper dapper. Yeah, they get 0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:24.480 the tuxedo on. So but he just keeps going up 0:26:24.520 --> 0:26:26.879 there and I don't allow all that walking on the counter. 0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:29.119 Hell no. And then in the bedroom, don't want my 0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:31.600 bed full of cat hair? Absolutely not. 0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.520 Oh my god, I heard this terrible story once from lesbian. 0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:37.120 Who is this important? 0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:41.600 The fact really important? 0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:45.440 I want to know that all I want to see. 0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:47.119 Let's see, let's see if it really ties to get 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:48.840 and don't try to force it now if we put 0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:49.480 you on the spot. 0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:53.480 This is a horry. This is not my Someone told 0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.720 me this. We have a segment on a show called 0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:59.280 hor where we tell like sometimes like horror stories that 0:26:59.320 --> 0:27:01.840 are super high the hor end or just like horrific 0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:02.800 and also horror. 0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:09.080 Stories. 0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:12.320 Mm hmm. 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.640 So this lesbian takes this bitch home with her. 0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:19.920 She's like, you know when it was late night Lesbian Bart, 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:24.840 late night Lesbie West Hollywood. She brings the mornings like Xena. 0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:27.360 It's a friend of her, warrior princess. Yeah, she's best 0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:29.480 friends with I'll tell. 0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:30.840 You later Lucy Longless. 0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:34.800 And that is her name. That's that's that's Zena. 0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:36.800 Yeah she's still alive. 0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:38.880 Right, she's icon. 0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:40.320 We need to have her on. 0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.960 Okay, Zina, where are you? She takes the bitch home. 0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:47.480 She has cats, right with the late night lesbian has cats, 0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:49.120 has cats, takes a bitch home. 0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:50.679 They fuck. She uses a dill donor. 0:27:52.320 --> 0:27:56.439 Two days later, the bitch calls her, No, what the 0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:59.000 fuck my vagina is like inflamed? 0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:00.880 She goes to the doctor. 0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:05.119 The doctor finds cat hair and the bitches pussy because 0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:06.719 it was stuck to the fucking dildo. 0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:12.520 Bitch cat hair in her pistols. Oh no, oh, that 0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:18.160 is a horri. That's a kitty. That's a kitty pussy. 0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.840 Talk about flattening some bad That's why. 0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:23.040 You don't go to Nick's houses. Cats. 0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.080 You never don't put things near a regina from their drawers. 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:28.680 First of all, you would I would never allow if 0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:30.520 I went to a man's house and he pulled out 0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:32.000 a vibrator of any sort. 0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:36.639 I need to be bringing these things. 0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:38.280 I brought one of my purse. 0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:42.000 This is I prefaced that this was a lesbian hory. 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:43.600 Okay, this is the matter. 0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:47.200 But actually remember that guy I used to do anal 0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.680 with it by the airport. He had a lot of 0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:54.440 dildos and its closet airport. 0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:58.000 She was driving past the airport for anal, and I 0:28:58.040 --> 0:28:59.920 was always like when she was driving. 0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:04.240 Is that the spot to go to when you want aim? 0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:06.120 It was a man who lived past the airport, and 0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.400 I said this, but muld be the best abling you 0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:10.440 ever got because everyone knows you don't drive today. 0:29:10.560 --> 0:29:11.080 That's far. 0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:13.840 It's not a strong point in my life. I just 0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:14.840 had needs that. 0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:16.640 You just want it purely anal. 0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:18.720 He just liked to do anal and his penis wasn't 0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:21.040 that big, and I just it just worked out like that, 0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:22.280 it's what we do. 0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:27.560 I've never done anal really, never tried. A couple of times, 0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:29.200 I just couldn't get in there and I was just like, 0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:31.240 you know what, I'm tapped out. 0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:33.040 You know, I don't think I don't have a penis, 0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:34.440 but I don't think you're missing out on much. 0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:37.160 It can be. There's a lot of surprises involved, and 0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:39.080 you could. Yeah, it takes a lot of prep. 0:29:39.560 --> 0:29:41.719 You would need a long term girlfriend to I mean, 0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:44.680 I know there's people who do it just on a Tuesday, 0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:46.800 but for the most part, most people need a little 0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:49.640 time for comfort and prepping. 0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:50.240 Yeah. 0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:53.520 Yeah, the fast the vagina is good enough for me. 0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:55.800 Like I've never been like I need to get up 0:29:55.840 --> 0:30:00.440 in their booty, you know, what I'm saying. I I 0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:01.719 need to get up in that. 0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:04.840 I need to get up in that booty hole. 0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:07.360 You know what I'm saying, Like your pussy ain't enough 0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:08.960 booty hole. 0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:11.320 Look but you're trying to your couch. 0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:15.440 He ain't tight enough for your boy. Let me get 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:21.040 up in that given for prison. The booty hole is where. 0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:30.560 That's why I thrive. Like what yeah, nigga, nigga, it 0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:31.120 is weird. 0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.680 Yeah, I mean that was scared me a bit. If 0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:36.560 that was well, I'm told you. 0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.800 Remember I had that scenario and when I went on 0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:41.880 my trip to Spain. I went on a trip to 0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:44.080 Spain and we met a bachelor. He was there for 0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:46.800 his bachelor party. I was there with my girls and 0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.040 we were all hanging out, and I was like, you 0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:50.680 know what this is. 0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:53.000 This man's about to get married. Let me gift him. 0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:54.360 Let me gift him some pussy. 0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:57.520 But you smashed the dude that was about to get married. 0:30:57.800 --> 0:31:01.360 She was a different country tony that she was in. Yeah, 0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:03.640 she lives in California. 0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:05.760 I mean I get it from the. 0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:08.640 List down. 0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:10.240 He barely spoke English. 0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:12.840 She was Italian or something, which I was curious about 0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:14.920 because I don't really do the white thing. So I 0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:16.560 was like, he looks like a special white and he's 0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:18.160 getting married. I'm never going to see this man. I'm 0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:19.200 never gonna see this man again. 0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:19.959 Let's go. 0:31:20.520 --> 0:31:23.719 So I went back to his hotel room and I 0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:25.560 was all, I went in the mirror, you know, wiped 0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:29.080 up real quick. Okay about white guy. Like wow, I 0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:30.840 can't wait to tell my friends about I'm in spine. 0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:32.320 Never happens. I'm in Spain. 0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:35.640 We're in Madrid, Barcelona. 0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:38.040 We're in Barcelona, perfect place to bengal white. This is 0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:41.840 perfect territory. Was gonna be so romantic. I'm gonna put 0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:43.400 it down because this is his last time. 0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:48.600 So we like start kissing, is on top of me, 0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:51.480 and then immediately I'm like, oh god, white skin feels 0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:52.040 so weird too. 0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:55.400 I was like, oh no, okay. 0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:56.880 We're gonna we're pushing through a pushing IM like he's 0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.960 so fine though, he's good. And then we're like touching 0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:01.920 his hair again. The thing with the hair. I have 0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:04.040 a thing with the skin and the hair. The hair, 0:32:04.120 --> 0:32:07.680 it was just it was very like stringy. I was like, 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:10.360 we're pushing through a pushing through. Then he like pull 0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:12.680 he like gets aggressive and flips me over. 0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:22.640 I take it. This man puts his penis straight in 0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:27.640 my ass, No loop, no note, no question, just straight in. 0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:29.960 And I was like oh. I was like, oh my god, 0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:31.840 like what the fuck? Was it big? 0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:32.080 No? 0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:32.880 No? 0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:35.040 Did he make it in on the first. 0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:37.680 It was small and I didn't know. I hadn't really 0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.520 I thought the test didn't work. 0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:40.000 Ladies. 0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.360 You know the test we're talking about. Sometimes that should 0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:43.240 be fucking. 0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:45.960 Wrong, especially if they have big bulls wide or there's balls. Yeah, 0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:46.960 there was. I was wrong. 0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:48.040 What's the test? 0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:49.960 Just like a little like. 0:32:49.880 --> 0:32:52.000 A little to make sure you're not gonna get disappointed 0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:55.320 if you're thinking about going home, that dance on you 0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:56.120 a little bit, like. 0:32:58.560 --> 0:32:59.280 What's going on there? 0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:03.520 Okay, that kind of goes in Okay. 0:33:04.400 --> 0:33:08.320 Anyway, he put that ship in my butt and I 0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:11.040 was appalled and I was like, I was like whoa, whoa, 0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:12.840 and he just kept going and I was like, okay, stop, stop, 0:33:12.880 --> 0:33:14.160 stop stop, and then he pulled it out. 0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:15.320 Then I looked at it and I was like. 0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:18.560 Oh, I was like, yeah, your wife, poor wife, she 0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:21.240 has like a long life of anal sex. 0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:24.200 Like I'm pretty sure that's all that she's getting. 0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:27.240 There is like quick, that's all he knows. 0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:29.920 Booty whole sex for life. 0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:32.600 For life. 0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:35.440 Little it was, it was for his His dick was 0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:36.480 for butthole sex. 0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:39.920 Some dicks are made for butthole sex. 0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:43.280 Anyway, Yeah, we figured out we didn't finish, and I 0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:43.920 snuck out. 0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:45.560 I was like, we're out. I'm out of here, just left. 0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:47.240 I left, and I was like, damn, that was even 0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:48.960 worth it, Like damn, my car mustn't. 0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:50.600 Be fucked up for this ship. It doesn't care. 0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:55.360 You're out the country jurist. 0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:57.760 And I was like, I'm gonna pray for his wife, Like, 0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:01.640 poor baby, she likes anal, she like by the airport. 0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:07.880 Gott to be by the airport. Is don't count. Don't count? 0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:10.400 You know, listen, it's only three times. 0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:20.160 Well, speaking of sex and things and animals, not beast 0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:25.399 you guys if you haven't checked out Tony's Instagram ship, 0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:27.239 because it's fucking hilarious than you. 0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:30.600 I was watching it on the way here rearch. 0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:34.319 Somebody was cracking find I follow you. 0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:35.839 I'm familiar with you. 0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:38.480 But I was like, you know, Tony, he does all 0:34:38.520 --> 0:34:42.600 the funny videos with the animals, all the funny movies, 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:43.960 all the ones with the animals. 0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:47.520 Well we actually we asked our audience like, are there 0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:49.000 any dads that we should interview? 0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:52.560 And you came up. But I had seen you. 0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.640 I've been seeing you comment on things and you respond 0:34:54.680 --> 0:35:00.439 your your avatars like it stands out good king, Yes 0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:01.440 it's working. 0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:03.680 Thank you. Shout up to Jay Orbit for drawing. 0:35:05.520 --> 0:35:10.800 But your your videos where you do voiceovers for animal hilarious. 0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:11.239 Thank you. 0:35:11.320 --> 0:35:13.359 And I thought, you know, me and Mila we have 0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:18.360 like we have high hopes of one day being audio. 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:18.880 What is it? 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:21.840 What what are we trying to do for dipsy audio actors? 0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:24.719 Audio actors? That's not no, what is it? It's over 0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:29.160 over figure, I think audio. 0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:31.839 That's the world you were looking for. 0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:34.840 We have high helpes of being audio actors. 0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:35.040 Ye. 0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:36.319 Hey, I'm an audio. 0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:38.640 I'm an active audio actor here in l A and. 0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:45.000 Ready to introduce me. And so I found a video 0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:47.359 and I thought we could just improv. 0:35:47.160 --> 0:35:52.200 To okay, you are you are sweating? 0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:55.320 Move you makeet her nervous? 0:35:55.480 --> 0:35:56.279 Am I doing this? 0:35:57.960 --> 0:35:58.120 Turn? 0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:00.680 She know only this wedding? 0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:01.720 You nervous? 0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:07.960 I'm you? We over he and Dar gave you at the. 0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:18.120 Turn the air is all why are you doing this? 0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:21.239 What they're doing to my friend. You know, she's been 0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:22.560 selliving for a while. 0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:29.160 So she being damn you out here. 0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:33.200 He's not a shirt I do, but. 0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:42.160 Yeah, come on. Claudia then told you, hey. 0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:45.320 Hey girl, get your ass away from you. 0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:48.920 Say no, girl, you're always trying to come over here. 0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:52.080 You always bring him over here because he's too aggressive. 0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:53.920 And she every time you get over there with Nancy, 0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:55.000 you start acting funny. 0:36:55.040 --> 0:36:58.640 Man, Come on, don't by this on me. Okay, come on, 0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.799 maybe you should give him some that's I don't want 0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:03.480 that nigga. 0:37:03.360 --> 0:37:06.759 Work hard with his pride. Man, Come on, y'all see 0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:08.959 me on here. Man, Come on, you always. 0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:11.160 Simple bitch, you ain't ship. 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:12.479 We got the last five. 0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:14.279 Now, y'all gonna spread out? 0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:17.480 Girl, girls act dead. Maybe I know y'all alive. 0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:22.480 I know y'all y'all in trifling efence. Man. Next time 0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:24.440 crocodile come over here, I ain't gonna shoo him off. 0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:25.400 I'm gonna let him get. 0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:28.600 Y'all pull y'all the last crocodile nigga, you know, to 0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:30.840 get his ass out of here because Johnny's coming over soon. 0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:34.520 Oh Johnny, huh, it's main raggedy anyway, man, I hope 0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:36.800 he go in your booty hoole and you ain't ready. 0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:38.080 How about that? 0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:40.440 You know, Johnny know what he's doing with that mouth though? 0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:43.920 Nyew what he down? Shut up? 0:37:44.920 --> 0:37:49.400 Oh well, thank you for entertaining our hoochie version of what. 0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:53.720 That was a good video. That was a good pick. People. 0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:58.759 I'll start sending you one a fine I listen to 0:37:58.960 --> 0:37:59.440 good moms. 0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:02.120 I think more improv, Tony, thank you for showing. 0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:04.600 Us the absolutely We're always growing. 0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:07.040 We're gonna do comedy. We're gonna do improv. 0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:09.160 I told Erica when we do live shows, I said, 0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:11.319 when we first started, I said, I didn't sign up 0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:12.520 to be a comedian. 0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:14.239 With the I know our live shows. I'm like, we're 0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:15.960 doing stand up two hours. 0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:18.560 Ye, but y'all sitting down right. 0:38:20.200 --> 0:38:24.000 We're doing fucking dancing, sexy moves. We have outfha changes 0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:30.360 we don't make. We don't know. We've retired. 0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:32.879 I don't know how comedians do it be on the road. 0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:34.880 How many days did y'all do? 0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:35.440 Five? 0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:40.240 Y'all did five days twice. 0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:41.920 We did it twice six dates in a row. 0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:43.759 See, y'all did a total twelve show. 0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:45.560 No, no, no, we did six. The other one was the. 0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:48.640 Year before was backed up. 0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:51.000 What cities, you know, because we don't. We don't do 0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:51.399 it often. 0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:53.480 So we go when one thing about good Mom's bad 0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:55.560 choices is we're extreme. 0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:58.040 Bitches, we're the total momming p t A. 0:38:58.320 --> 0:39:01.000 Or we're fucking in the street right, And so we're 0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:03.800 in the streets twelve days at a time. The streets 0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:06.080 are heavy, so we're drinking. We're like, we're no, it's 0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:08.120 just not for show. We're really doing the thing. So 0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:12.080 it's by the end our livers and our serotonin. 0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:15.399 Six shows, though, don't you judge us. 0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:18.160 It was a lot of work older than we look. 0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:20.800 You don't understand. I'm about to show you a little videos, 0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:21.320 so you get. 0:39:21.160 --> 0:39:23.000 A little city thought, don't bypass. 0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:26.560 We did New York, we did Philly, we did d C. 0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:29.480 We did Atlanta, and we did Chicago. 0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:32.600 How close was the proximity in terms of dates? 0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:35.520 Some of them were back to back. We did like Chicago, 0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:37.680 New York back to back. And we had one day. 0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:41.520 We did you know, we one show at night? Yeah, no, soft. 0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:49.080 A little shot they solved bro Now, y'all we're rock stars. 0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:49.640 We're soft. 0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:52.920 I mean y'all not soft. 0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:55.680 Look at that we're soft that we're doing something. We're 0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:56.640 doing weird ship at. 0:39:56.520 --> 0:39:59.399 Our showy, but it's one that ship. 0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:00.000 I'm tied up. 0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:05.440 It's one shows. It's a two hour show. Y'all did 0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:07.080 six show happening? 0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:11.640 See it's it's not a good representation. 0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:13.640 As y'all ain't got no stand with them? 0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:15.920 Were rock? You haven't seen anything ever. 0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:17.320 You ain't got no stand with it. 0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:20.480 Yeah? Are you crawling on the floor and some of 0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:21.160 yours are you doing? 0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.399 Yeah? I do act jumping the crowd. I'll do all this. 0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:26.800 We need to come to your show, then to your next. 0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:30.200 Show, multiple shows. The next show me and Kevin on 0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:34.640 stage are doing the show are set together June seventeenth 0:40:34.680 --> 0:40:36.960 at Flappers and then my Tony Baker Friends show is 0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:37.759 June twenty fourth. 0:40:38.040 --> 0:40:39.680 Oh, my birthday is a twenty second Oh is this 0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:40.719 episode coming up before that? 0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:41.040 Right? 0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:44.000 Yeah, this is our Father's Day episode. Okay, tell people 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:46.920 were the of course. 0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:48.200 You're the father's while you brought you on the show. 0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:51.399 Where's it? Where are the shows coming out? 0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:54.680 At Flappers and Burbank on the nineteen, ones on the seventeenth, 0:40:54.719 --> 0:40:55.480 and ones on the. 0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:56.920 Twenty fourth in the same place. 0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:57.839 Yep, same place. 0:40:58.239 --> 0:40:58.640 Buzz of them. 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:00.960 Okay, I'm co ill do that every month. By the way, 0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:04.120 if you're in l A, I do Tony Baker Friends 0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:06.840 the last Monday of every month. So it's me hosting 0:41:06.880 --> 0:41:08.759 the show and I give you a comedians. It's a 0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:09.120 good time. 0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:10.200 Every time you got. 0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:13.760 Good comedians or you got okay, so next, she don't. 0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:16.520 Bring no bullsh respect his own name, embarrass himself. 0:41:17.880 --> 0:41:20.920 There's been a couple of times where you know, I'll be. 0:41:20.920 --> 0:41:23.279 Like, got embarrassed. You're like, nigga, what the fun was that? 0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:25.960 But since our host all night, I'm gonna make up 0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:28.520 for the loss on that tip, you know what I'm saying, 0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:29.560 Because I'll be up there all night. 0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:30.799 You have female comics come up. 0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:31.960 To Yeah, absolutely. 0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:34.760 I actually met a female comic recently that I invited 0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:35.080 on the show. 0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:35.719 I got to call her. 0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:37.760 Yeah, I know, a bunch of funnies. 0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:39.359 She was really funny. What was her name? 0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:39.920 Black? 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.399 Huh, like a kind of round, light skin, short hair. 0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:48.480 Canisia Bus, yea bus. She's hilarious. Yes, absolutely, that's my 0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:51.080 girl right there, Carnesia Bus. 0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:52.080 Yeah, she was funny. 0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:53.400 Has she been on this show. 0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:56.960 No, that's what I saw her. I said, girl, she said, 0:41:57.360 --> 0:41:59.399 I'm coming. So that was we made that all need 0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:02.400 to have you have like a comedy month so I 0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:03.400 can get my comedy up. 0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:08.759 Get ye do it. But y'all need to go back 0:42:08.800 --> 0:42:09.160 on tour. 0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:13.000 First of all, saw okay, well I listen. If you 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:15.359 just want us to go on tour, they do. I 0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:18.680 need you to pull up more. I need to pull 0:42:18.760 --> 0:42:21.400 up more because one tour we sold out all the shows, 0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:23.600 and then this next tour was a little struggle bus 0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:24.000 a little bit. 0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:26.040 We were struggling a little bit, and tickets don't be 0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:28.680 that ex and they weren't even that expensive. And I 0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.200 was annoyed. 0:42:29.239 --> 0:42:30.799 And y'all be all in the d ms and all 0:42:30.840 --> 0:42:32.959 into comments coming to my show, come to my sitting, 0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:33.680 and then we. 0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:35.880 Come to your city and they're like, I have a baby. 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:36.160 I have. 0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:41.120 I literally have a Nigga's been in my d MS. 0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:43.879 I would I honestly thought we were maybe best friends. 0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:46.080 I was like, we're in Philly company. He's like, oh 0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:47.719 my schedule. I said, nigga, you d. 0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:50.040 M me every fucking day. 0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:52.520 You I was offended. 0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:54.719 I was like, they do this all the time they do. 0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:57.600 This is where I get really pissed, and. 0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:00.440 Also just in general, because we're all black, come like, 0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:02.920 I just need you guys, let's just come a little closer. 0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:08.440 Support black artist. What the fuck do you think we're 0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:08.840 doing this for. 0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:11.120 I know you could get the funny videos for free. 0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:12.839 I know you can listen for free. I know it's 0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:14.439 great and I'd love to give free shit. 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.520 But my nigga, if somebody comes to your city and 0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:20.680 you listen and you watch faithfully every motherfucking week, the 0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:22.400 least you could do is say, you know, I let 0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:24.120 me put it on my little forty dollars. That's a 0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:26.759 little twenty for drinks, and come see these bitches and 0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:29.440 my people that I support an audio for free every 0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.480 day black people. 0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:34.520 This is how we keep our dollar dollars. We have 0:43:34.600 --> 0:43:36.880 to support each other. That is the only way. And 0:43:37.520 --> 0:43:39.359 why you can't tol the show? Bitch, I was about 0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:40.919 to buy my ticket. You should have been. 0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.719 By the amount of messages we got about that from 0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:46.760 Charlotte and Houston. 0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.680 What happened? I said, they may the ticket. 0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:52.160 We can't rely on you. Why are you waiting till 0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:54.520 the last minute to buy the ticket? So this is 0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:56.920 what summer people won't tell you. I'm not gonna even 0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:59.600 try to be cute. Buy the fucking ticket three months 0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:02.839 and just know you're coming. So don't cancel, because then 0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:04.520 we're gonna be first of all, who the fun would 0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:05.840 to be up in the city they never been to 0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:10.360 on the stage looking stupid with nobody, not me, nobody 0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:12.160 listen to consider our feelings. 0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:16.120 This church for me, this is church because the one 0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:18.440 thing about me. But don't I'll cancel. I don't give 0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:21.040 Jamila the one. She's a cancer. She's a cancer. 0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:22.800 She should be all sweet and ship. I'll be like, 0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:24.880 fuck them, I'm can't. I'm not going up there. And 0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:31.160 she'd be like, let's just wait. I'm like now, Schori, Yeah, 0:44:31.360 --> 0:44:38.320 like now, we're not waiting. But we're like sister signs. 0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:44.200 But it'd be like an intensi attraction. But it don't. 0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:48.160 We're total opposites, but we're all we're supposed to get 0:44:48.160 --> 0:44:50.000 along really well. I don't know what scorpios did to you. 0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:52.000 You know, Scorpios, we can I'll begining. 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:55.839 You gotta find a good one because if we are 0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:59.000 out if we're out here, just just out. 0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:01.040 Here, unhealed, and just I mean, not that anyone is 0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:02.440 really healed, but but. 0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:08.360 Just out here just slanging our fucking scorpionic hook around. 0:45:09.280 --> 0:45:11.320 It's it can be really bad for everyone. 0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:14.120 Gorpiels are not great unhealed. I mean, I don't think 0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:16.720 any water sign is because they're highly emotional and sensitive. 0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:19.320 So when you heard big sensitive. 0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:22.319 Big sensitive people fifty cancer and. 0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:28.600 Y'all ain't really that sensitive tours, y'all are like so 0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:29.560 grounded and. 0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:33.719 We all grounded. But I'll be, I'll be, I'll be. 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:37.200 That's my daughter, Maybe i'll she'ld be crying behind closed doors, 0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:39.399 should be she don't care at first. 0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.400 I used to cry behind closed Now just be like 0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:44.840 I cry more solo, but. 0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.799 In movies as long as you cry, I cry mostly 0:45:47.840 --> 0:45:48.520 doing movies too. 0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:51.759 I will cry my ass off on a movie, tear up. 0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:54.680 Literally in real life, I'll laugh at somebody's. 0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:56.879 Pain, but in the movie, I cool. 0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:59.040 Real life, I'll be like people cry from me. 0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:05.680 Like cooking kid shows, so I know i'd be emotionally cooking. 0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:15.040 This ship really made that shut up Terry not Terry 0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:17.239 me soon? Did you are you? 0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:18.919 Huh? 0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:20.799 I was asking Eric if she was going to play trigger. 0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:22.560 Oh yeah, let's play a little game of. 0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:26.879 Called Okay, it's time for trigger. Oh, I like game. 0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:29.640 We're gonna we're gonna kidnap you. We've had We've had 0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:32.560 Tony here all day. Okay, we're gonna let you leave soon. 0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:34.360 Don't worry, Tony, and then you got things to do, 0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:42.400 like maybe started forty five minutes. Have me back, okay, Tony. 0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:44.440 So this is a game called trigger, where we ask 0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:46.880 our guests, well, we say one word, and you have 0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:48.719 to say the first thing that comes to your mind. 0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:51.480 Don't overthink it, just go for it, all right. 0:46:52.160 --> 0:47:01.960 Bad habits, procrastination, marriage, good time, fatherhood, dope, religion. 0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:07.680 Untrustworthy, aintal. 0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:11.640 But eating pussy. 0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:14.200 M hmm, picky. 0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:16.480 I don't like that face. Why would you make that face? 0:47:18.440 --> 0:47:22.880 Love language, touch, favorite sex position. 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.719 I don't know what it's called, but I know it. 0:47:28.239 --> 0:47:35.000 What is it? It's uh, I'm laying sideways and she's 0:47:35.080 --> 0:47:40.600 on her back and I'm in there. Wait, she's on 0:47:40.719 --> 0:47:44.600 her back, and so you would be no, but you 0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:48.839 would bring your body down so your legs would be here, 0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:53.480 and then yeah, wrapped around, your legs are here, but 0:47:53.560 --> 0:47:59.040 you're inside of her. Yeah, like that? Like that it's 0:47:59.440 --> 0:48:00.840 usually used, I'm more like. 0:48:02.400 --> 0:48:04.759 Yeah, so this is like a lazy sex move because 0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:06.040 you can just kind of we both can just kind 0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:07.279 of cuddle, you. 0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:09.680 Can get some color land. But usually usually I'm a 0:48:09.719 --> 0:48:13.160 little bit further back. But yeah, it's like my low 0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:13.840 key favorite. 0:48:14.920 --> 0:48:15.960 I'm gonna try that one out. 0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:20.359 Yeah, it's dope that I love it. I like missionary too. 0:48:20.719 --> 0:48:21.160 We call that. 0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:25.040 I just did a video my top five sex position. 0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:30.400 I don't know what it's called though, the bending baker, 0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:33.240 the baker. If I could, if I could get rights 0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:35.160 to it, why is it? Yeah? 0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:35.680 The baker? 0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:37.120 Oh man, you know what I'm saying. 0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:38.720 Could you baking them cakes? 0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:40.120 You know? 0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:42.759 We have our sex Physician segment on Patreon for those 0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:43.680 of you who are not pat. 0:48:43.880 --> 0:48:46.279 For anyone watching this, I need you to make sure 0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.400 you go on YouTube and are listening to this. Make 0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:50.600 sure you go on YouTube and watch this episode position. 0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:53.040 If you haven't watched, you might have been You might 0:48:53.080 --> 0:48:54.560 have noticed had an outfit changed. I don't know if 0:48:54.560 --> 0:48:57.400 anyone noticed, but something happened. 0:48:57.440 --> 0:48:58.280 It was getting really. 0:48:58.160 --> 0:49:01.640 Intense, an extreme sweat. It's hack because Tony made are 0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:02.160 so nervous. 0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:03.880 I would like for that to be the narrative. 0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:05.880 I don't think that was the start talking about. 0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:08.239 Sex and she was getting completely overwhelmed and she hadn't 0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:10.160 changed hen celibate for so long. 0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:15.640 It's so long and so long eight months? How long 0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:16.239 have you ever gone? 0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:19.080 What's a long as you've ever I had sex one 0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:21.480 time in twenty twenty three once? 0:49:22.160 --> 0:49:22.399 Whoa? 0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:25.960 So it was cool, like I can, I can go for. 0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:28.439 A So you were fine with that? Huh you're fine 0:49:28.480 --> 0:49:31.040 with it? Yeah, okay, last time you had sex? 0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:35.120 Uh? April thirteen? 0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:37.560 Whoa is the birthday or something? What's going on in 0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:39.000 April three? How do you remember the day? 0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:42.080 Because I looked like I was having a conversation with 0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:43.759 somebody else, like what was the last time? And then 0:49:43.800 --> 0:49:46.719 I looked context messages. 0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:49.359 Was your birthday? Was it your bir not your brother? 0:49:49.640 --> 0:49:51.440 Before? That was the last time? La? 0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:58.400 Women assortment happily ever after myth. 0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:05.120 Childhood fun monogamy, good time, open relationship. 0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:08.200 Good time? Have you done it? I've never tried it? 0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:11.640 Yeah, you've been monogamous successfully? 0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:14.520 Yeah, my last relationship five years. 0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:18.000 No, no mistakes. Emotional cheating. 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:22.840 No, that's I had to think of, like emotional cheating. 0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:27.719 Sure, yeah, you're really that you're ready to die by that? 0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:31.680 Down down the cross of emotionally, what's emotional. 0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:35.920 Cheating like confiding in another woman like uh, technological. 0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:38.319 Confiding in another woman. There in the relationship, you. 0:50:38.360 --> 0:50:41.480 Were cannabis. 0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:44.479 Overrated white women. 0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:49.400 Sorry, sorry, I. 0:50:49.400 --> 0:50:52.560 Don't mean to brush over that. That's crazy speaking of cannabis. 0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:55.080 Where is our cannabis? We said we weren't in a 0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:57.879 hot box, Tony, Okay, fine, Oh. 0:50:58.320 --> 0:51:01.200 I gave you. I said, I don't just got me 0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:04.160 in this little box. Not me. 0:51:07.080 --> 0:51:09.759 I'm filthy out here's prejudiced. 0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:11.080 Nobody believes that you're filthy. 0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:12.040 What is my energy? 0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:15.680 You got to get you some gold chains or something, 0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:19.680 maybe a girl's bees. 0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:20.280 And ship circle. 0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:30.400 Watch out, white women, Oh, white women, pale? 0:51:31.160 --> 0:51:31.840 Do you partake? 0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:36.680 I've only I've only had sex with one white girl. 0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:40.759 I always asked black men in in l A, particularly 0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:42.440 in the industry, because I feel like it's like the 0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:45.000 world is like the white women are at your Yeah, 0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:47.480 how was it. 0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:48.600 It's a good time. 0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:51.920 Just decided not to revisit it. 0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:56.520 No, it wasn't. It wasn't anything like that. It was 0:51:56.640 --> 0:51:59.840 just it was a complicated situation. 0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:03.120 So I was like, oh, do white women give better head. 0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:07.719 Where does this myth come from? Where did you hear 0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:09.560 this from black guys? Is this what Orlando told you? 0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:11.520 No, I can't say that. 0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:14.680 I just heard it from black guys. They'd have smaller lips. 0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:17.279 I don't know. They just they told me they were 0:52:17.320 --> 0:52:17.760 more filthy. 0:52:18.440 --> 0:52:19.160 Black men say it. 0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:21.720 Yeah, I've heard black women have like the best pussy. 0:52:21.840 --> 0:52:24.520 White girls give better head because they're just filthy, nasty. 0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:26.319 Black Black women would be nasty, though. 0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:26.840 I know. 0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:31.040 That's why I was like nastier than us. I know, 0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:34.080 because we will have to grade ourselves. It's some of 0:52:34.160 --> 0:52:34.720 it's trauma. 0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:38.080 No, some of it is trauma. I think women just 0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.200 like to be like sledded out, honestly. 0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:43.160 Boxers or briefs, boxer briefs. 0:52:44.400 --> 0:52:44.520 You know. 0:52:44.560 --> 0:52:46.879 I recently had this conversation with my friends and I said, 0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:48.600 what would be the first thing you would do if 0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:51.080 you had if you woke up with a dick? And 0:52:51.200 --> 0:52:55.120 all my friends said masturbate, And I said, well, first 0:52:55.160 --> 0:52:56.680 thing I would do is pee because I want to 0:52:56.719 --> 0:52:58.520 know what that's like. And the second thing I'm going 0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:01.160 to do is try an assortment of underwear and understand 0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:04.320 why men choose the underwear that they choose, because some 0:53:04.719 --> 0:53:05.240 some men. 0:53:05.200 --> 0:53:07.120 Just like the boxers thing hanging around. 0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.799 Other ones like the little tidy whities, the other ones 0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:11.600 like the long like Ethica. 0:53:11.280 --> 0:53:11.600 Whatever the. 0:53:14.160 --> 0:53:17.560 Yes, I see I can see the logo. 0:53:17.560 --> 0:53:20.840 Everyone with all the men got you never heard. 0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:24.040 What that is? 0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:27.320 You never heard? I feel they would. 0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:30.600 Send you some stuff, but they go, they go along. 0:53:30.760 --> 0:53:35.000 They're like here, they're like, because I see niggas underwear, 0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:36.800 They're like down to their knees, like, oh wow. 0:53:36.640 --> 0:53:40.160 I never yeah, I do the boxing right here. Some 0:53:40.280 --> 0:53:41.239 of them are a little bit shorter. 0:53:41.920 --> 0:53:43.799 I like those. Those are my preference on a man. 0:53:43.880 --> 0:53:46.319 I don't like, I've never seen a man wear those, 0:53:46.360 --> 0:53:48.520 like the underwear, the tidy like the white ones. 0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:50.600 Since like I was in my dad in like high school, 0:53:50.600 --> 0:53:50.880 and I was like. 0:53:50.920 --> 0:53:54.560 My friend, I was off there, get us out of here. 0:53:55.880 --> 0:53:59.680 Turn on, oh man, uh smell. 0:54:00.800 --> 0:54:01.480 Oh it's a turn on. 0:54:01.719 --> 0:54:03.879 The smell and a good if it's a good smell. 0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:06.240 It's like body odor or like a perfume. 0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:10.400 It's a combination of like because something some perfumes are 0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:12.680 too perfume me and I'll be like, look, how you're 0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:14.840 doing it too much? But like because I'm a smeller. 0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:18.399 I'll be like my no, shes be working, like when 0:54:18.680 --> 0:54:20.640 you know I hugged her. I was like the hair. 0:54:22.120 --> 0:54:25.400 Yeah, I was like, that's why this got you sweating 0:54:25.480 --> 0:54:26.239 ship the first time. 0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:33.800 So but yeah, I like like clean fresh smells or 0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:40.239 like you know, citrus oil oil black blackness, but yeah, 0:54:40.440 --> 0:54:45.799 it's shape buttery. Yeah, like you was in the Murray part. Yeah, 0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:48.120 I'd like, yeah, I like those. 0:54:49.800 --> 0:54:50.480 Turn off. 0:54:53.360 --> 0:54:53.800 Smells. 0:54:55.800 --> 0:55:03.439 Last bad choice, I had popcorn at the movie theater. 0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:06.800 It got stuck in your teeth. No, it was just 0:55:07.560 --> 0:55:08.279 why is that bad? 0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:10.560 Just because I've been trying to watch what I eat, 0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:14.000 I'll be trying to be it's popcorn. 0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:14.839 I guess it's just corn. 0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:16.960 There has no nutrition, just that butter. I'll put on it. 0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:18.319 I'll be going buck wild. 0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:20.239 I love it me too. 0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:23.200 This morning I was putting I was putting cream cheese 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.120 in my bangland. I said, you're gonna clog your arteries 0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:29.120 and I was just like, I just didn't say anything 0:55:30.239 --> 0:55:33.239 my morning like this, Like nobody asked you about ship. 0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:40.400 Uh, porn. 0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:43.520 The life? 0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:45.640 You watch porn? What's your category? 0:55:47.040 --> 0:55:49.160 I like orgy porn too. 0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:51.279 I like, but sometimes it gets a little too. 0:55:51.400 --> 0:55:53.520 I like orgy porn too, like gang bang. 0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:55.719 Sometimes it's like there's it's too wide shot. I need 0:55:55.760 --> 0:55:59.279 close up, so we gotta bring it in. Why why 0:56:00.080 --> 0:56:00.640 to the whole house? 0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:02.440 It doesn't have to be the whole house? But like 0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:05.200 you know, sometimes they focus on the wrong couple and 0:56:05.239 --> 0:56:07.560 I'll just be like no, and then I'll start watching 0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:11.520 the people in the backs. Get you options, I like 0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:12.560 why shots and porn? 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:15.440 Did you go to the highest quality? 0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:19.520 I prefer higher quality porn, like I prefer like. 0:56:19.760 --> 0:56:21.360 Like HD the HD selection. 0:56:21.640 --> 0:56:24.120 Yeah, like you know this is a nigga hack because 0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:24.920 only niggas do this. 0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:28.960 Yeah, that's good high quality porn. Don't you say the one? 0:56:29.000 --> 0:56:31.759 I think you're gonna say what because they don't? No, 0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:32.399 not them. 0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:33.920 There's this one because you know, I like to watch 0:56:34.000 --> 0:56:35.920 white girls kids banged out by black men. 0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:40.960 Black their camera work camera you think are these cameras. 0:56:41.600 --> 0:56:44.360 I'm pretty sure they have the camera top where you 0:56:44.440 --> 0:56:48.080 need to write any cameras magic for sure. The only 0:56:48.120 --> 0:56:50.040 thing about black this is okay if anyone knows the 0:56:50.080 --> 0:56:52.759 people at black These are my requests. Can you please, 0:56:52.840 --> 0:56:55.359 for the love of sucking God, stop letting the white 0:56:55.360 --> 0:56:58.160 bitches put the white makeup on the black niggas and 0:56:58.239 --> 0:56:59.759 nobody pausing to wipe it off. 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:02.719 Irritates the ship out and notice like they're like their 0:57:02.760 --> 0:57:06.600 makeup is getting on the whole white bitches the face. 0:57:06.719 --> 0:57:09.680 It looks like he's been fucking rolling around in powdered. 0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:13.759 I never noticed that either, because I'm usually fast forward. 0:57:13.760 --> 0:57:17.280 I don't I don't need the storyline. I just need 0:57:17.360 --> 0:57:20.360 to get straight to that. They have good gang bangs 0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:22.480 have they have the good group. I just I wish 0:57:22.480 --> 0:57:23.000 they would. 0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:26.440 Choose better white women because they're always like so homely, 0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:30.120 like like I don't know, need to wear settings they need. 0:57:30.320 --> 0:57:32.120 I just just like maybe one with like a little 0:57:32.280 --> 0:57:34.960 more ass, just a little more ass. They're always like 0:57:35.080 --> 0:57:35.640 flat ass. 0:57:35.840 --> 0:57:39.880 Like if you need any new any new execs that 0:57:40.280 --> 0:57:43.520 have unique partnerships, Erica and I available anyway. 0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:45.840 After life. 0:57:49.480 --> 0:57:54.280 Mysterious therapy needed. 0:57:55.000 --> 0:57:56.000 Biggest regret. 0:57:59.080 --> 0:58:00.880 There has to be one word. His first name comes 0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:01.160 to mind. 0:58:01.200 --> 0:58:02.000 First thing comes to mind. 0:58:03.760 --> 0:58:07.760 I wish I would have went for the dream sooner. Yeah, 0:58:07.880 --> 0:58:09.440 that's my biggest It's student. 0:58:09.280 --> 0:58:11.200 Loans, biggest accomplishments. 0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:17.520 Oh my kids, how old were you when you moved 0:58:17.560 --> 0:58:19.200 to La and decided to pursue your dream. And how 0:58:19.200 --> 0:58:19.880 old were the kids? 0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:23.360 So we're looking at two thousand and six, So I 0:58:23.960 --> 0:58:29.840 was thirty, No, no way, two thousand and six. I 0:58:29.960 --> 0:58:32.160 was twenty nine, is it right? 0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:34.680 Trying to do the math money, it's almost twenty years ago. 0:58:34.680 --> 0:58:35.640 Yeah, twenty nine. 0:58:36.960 --> 0:58:37.560 Eighteen years ago. 0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:41.240 Eighteen years yeah, about twenty nine. And your kids, so 0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:44.360 they were so two thousand and six. Seraine was six, 0:58:44.760 --> 0:58:47.479 Sincere it was about four, about to be five. 0:58:47.800 --> 0:58:49.880 And you came with your wife. Yeah you're married at 0:58:49.920 --> 0:58:52.920 the time, and they all said were on board and 0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:54.680 said we're going as a family. 0:58:54.960 --> 0:58:57.800 Because my ex wife is a nurse, so they can 0:58:57.840 --> 0:59:00.440 go anywhere and get a job pretty much. She know, 0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:02.200 they'd be like, oh yeah, you know, they're the rock 0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:05.480 stars of the other games. So that wasn't an issue. 0:59:05.640 --> 0:59:07.520 And then you know, she had a cousin that was 0:59:07.560 --> 0:59:09.920 out in Newport Beach, so we had like a connection 0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:17.160 kind of not knowing the landscape of l a man 0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:20.520 and so, but yeah and so, and the boys were 0:59:20.560 --> 0:59:21.120 so young. 0:59:21.000 --> 0:59:24.640 They were just like, you know, California, California, here we come. 0:59:24.920 --> 0:59:28.680 And so so yeah, so that's how that went, And 0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:29.760 how was how. 0:59:29.800 --> 0:59:31.920 Was raising your kids in La opposed to coming from 0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:34.640 like Chicago and New Mexico, Like, was that a different experience? 0:59:35.240 --> 0:59:37.720 So the boys, they were born in New Mexico. Uh, 0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:41.080 Seraine was born in Las Cruces since here was born 0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:46.680 in Albuquerque. And so when we moved here, so they 0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:48.520 coming from New Mexico, you know what I mean. So 0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:52.640 they didn't have that transition of like culture shock that 0:59:53.080 --> 0:59:56.280 because you know, New Mexico to Cali is not a 0:59:56.440 --> 1:00:00.640 huge difference demographically, so it wasn't a you know, because 1:00:00.640 --> 1:00:02.600 when I went from Chicago to New Mexico, I was like, 1:00:02.600 --> 1:00:05.760 where the black folks at? Where at? Because I grew 1:00:05.880 --> 1:00:08.880 up Chicago's very segregated, so I grew up with an 1:00:08.880 --> 1:00:12.520 all black existence and so I was just like damn. 1:00:13.280 --> 1:00:15.240 And so they didn't really have to adjust on that front. 1:00:17.000 --> 1:00:21.120 And then when we moved to Burbank, I was like, man, 1:00:21.160 --> 1:00:23.560 they ain't enough black black kids out here. Because I'm 1:00:23.560 --> 1:00:26.240 one of my my kids around black folks, you know, 1:00:26.360 --> 1:00:30.240 outside of the parents and our families. I was just like, well, 1:00:30.440 --> 1:00:33.280 but Burdban got good schools and I was close to everything, 1:00:33.480 --> 1:00:35.760 so I was like all right, So that was my 1:00:35.840 --> 1:00:39.360 biggest thing is like how will they navigate through their 1:00:39.400 --> 1:00:43.280 little social settings racially and all that and so, and 1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:45.360 I was always interested, like what kind of girls they 1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:51.760 gonna like? Oh yeah, and so so my my oldest, 1:00:51.920 --> 1:00:53.720 my oldest son's first girlfriend. 1:00:53.920 --> 1:00:54.600 She was. 1:00:57.920 --> 1:00:59.640 It wasn't It wasn't Mexican. 1:00:59.760 --> 1:01:00.520 It was uh. 1:01:02.440 --> 1:01:05.160 El Guatemalan, Puerto Rican, Dominican. 1:01:09.800 --> 1:01:14.760 No, why why am I drawing a blank on where 1:01:14.800 --> 1:01:19.120 they were from? It wasn't Guatemala, it was it was 1:01:19.480 --> 1:01:22.880 South American. We'd just say that South America, not so 1:01:23.120 --> 1:01:28.440 South American. And then his second girlfriend, I forget what 1:01:28.640 --> 1:01:30.880 she was. She was a halfful though. I think she 1:01:31.040 --> 1:01:34.080 was like half black, half white, I think. And then 1:01:34.120 --> 1:01:39.000 my youngest son, his first girlfriend was Chinese or Korean, 1:01:39.240 --> 1:01:43.800 one of those this girl Asian? So yeah, so Asian? Yeah, 1:01:43.880 --> 1:01:46.120 this girl is this girl now is Asian. So it's 1:01:46.160 --> 1:01:50.040 just like, all right, so that's their and so then 1:01:50.160 --> 1:01:52.280 you know, you know, and I think I told you 1:01:52.320 --> 1:01:53.840 I don't know who I was DM And I lost 1:01:53.880 --> 1:01:56.280 my oldest son in twenty twenty one to a car accident, 1:01:56.400 --> 1:01:59.960 and so he because we would talk about women who 1:02:00.000 --> 1:02:02.440 who you like? You know what I'm saying just cause 1:02:02.440 --> 1:02:04.320 I always be one to know, y'all like black girls, 1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:07.440 that's just sad in my spirit. I was just like 1:02:08.400 --> 1:02:10.919 because I grew up in a family that was racially mixed. 1:02:11.000 --> 1:02:14.680 My mom is like half white and so and my 1:02:14.800 --> 1:02:18.280 brothers dated whoever. My oldest brother's first wife was Filipino, 1:02:19.200 --> 1:02:22.840 and then he remarried to an Italian woman, like from Italy, 1:02:23.080 --> 1:02:26.840 proper like you know, accent and everything, good ass pasta. 1:02:28.120 --> 1:02:30.480 My god, damn, I never had passau too, now, that's 1:02:30.520 --> 1:02:32.960 what I felt like when she cooked. But uh. And 1:02:33.040 --> 1:02:35.520 then my brother, my other brother, Scott, mixed it up. 1:02:35.800 --> 1:02:38.680 His first wife was from Trinidad and like, so they 1:02:38.760 --> 1:02:40.320 always mixed it up, and so I was just like, 1:02:40.480 --> 1:02:43.360 all right, And so for me my personal taste, I 1:02:43.400 --> 1:02:45.320 grew up with all black girls at the school, so 1:02:45.440 --> 1:02:48.960 that was my flath. I was just like black girls. 1:02:49.600 --> 1:02:53.640 And of course, you know, I didn't discriminate, but they 1:02:53.680 --> 1:02:58.320 were always like the the main. And then my last girlfriend, 1:02:58.400 --> 1:03:01.600 she's a Dominican import wreaking, was some Haitian in there. 1:03:01.720 --> 1:03:05.640 So she was always from New York. Yeah. So, and 1:03:05.720 --> 1:03:07.560 we're still cool as shit, by the way, And so 1:03:08.520 --> 1:03:10.440 I always wanted to know if the boys, was like, 1:03:11.680 --> 1:03:14.120 I like black women, right, you know what I'm saying, 1:03:14.320 --> 1:03:16.120 I just want them to like black women. They can 1:03:16.200 --> 1:03:19.800 mix it up, but just I just want you to 1:03:20.000 --> 1:03:22.840 at least try to recognize and realize. 1:03:22.360 --> 1:03:24.560 It's interesting that you feel strongly about it. Did your 1:03:24.640 --> 1:03:25.800 mom instill that in you? 1:03:26.160 --> 1:03:29.040 Nobody, really, We didn't have those conversations. I was just 1:03:29.160 --> 1:03:33.760 going on pure like instinct, watching watching my brothers diversify, 1:03:34.280 --> 1:03:36.400 you know, organically, because you know there'd be black girls 1:03:36.440 --> 1:03:38.800 in there. They were just dating whoever, and so I 1:03:38.880 --> 1:03:41.280 was just like dying whoever. And since I was around 1:03:41.520 --> 1:03:44.680 so many black girls, it was just like that's all 1:03:44.760 --> 1:03:46.840 that was in my school. There was nobody else, and 1:03:46.920 --> 1:03:49.840 so I was just like and so I diversified with 1:03:50.040 --> 1:03:54.000 skin tone, you know what I'm saying. Like Katrina Wilson, 1:03:55.080 --> 1:03:56.960 she was dark and she was the color of the 1:03:58.160 --> 1:04:03.200 black on that boot, and I was like Wilson. But 1:04:03.440 --> 1:04:05.880 Erica Banks was also fine. She was super light skin. 1:04:05.920 --> 1:04:08.000 So I was just like, I'm mixing it up. 1:04:09.320 --> 1:04:12.800 Yeah. It was just like with the boys, offended, like 1:04:12.960 --> 1:04:13.400 shut up. 1:04:13.360 --> 1:04:15.440 That, nah, because I would ask in a way that 1:04:15.600 --> 1:04:18.160 was just like what you think, just casual. We had 1:04:18.280 --> 1:04:21.640 great like conversations because I try not to. The only 1:04:21.720 --> 1:04:25.160 thing I imposed on them was like Chicago bears loyalty, 1:04:25.520 --> 1:04:27.400 like you know, and I feel bad for that later on, 1:04:27.840 --> 1:04:32.200 I'm sorry the teens was I forced it on y'all. 1:04:32.600 --> 1:04:34.840 Mad y'all feel bad, but I apologize for that. But 1:04:35.600 --> 1:04:38.600 as far as like women and stuff like that, I 1:04:38.760 --> 1:04:40.880 just did lead by example type of thing. 1:04:41.360 --> 1:04:43.720 And your your wife, their mom is black black. 1:04:43.560 --> 1:04:47.160 She's black. Yeah. Relationship, yeah, great relationship. I'm cool with her. 1:04:47.280 --> 1:04:50.960 Her her husband now, it's great. His name is Tony. Also, 1:04:51.760 --> 1:04:53.919 we got the same first name in middle name. Shut 1:04:54.040 --> 1:04:58.960 up like you got a tight And he's bald, but 1:04:59.040 --> 1:05:02.560 he's white, but he looks like Jason Kidds. So it's 1:05:02.640 --> 1:05:06.400 like when everybody finds out he's white, we'd be like 1:05:06.760 --> 1:05:10.960 you are. Even her she was shocked. No, she thought 1:05:11.040 --> 1:05:12.919 he was like a mix or something like that. He's 1:05:13.000 --> 1:05:13.840 like straight white. 1:05:13.920 --> 1:05:14.880 She still lives out here now. 1:05:15.560 --> 1:05:18.560 They live in Pasadenaka. Yeah, and my son lives in 1:05:18.640 --> 1:05:19.320 San Francisco. 1:05:19.440 --> 1:05:19.600 Now. 1:05:20.160 --> 1:05:23.520 He graduated from school up there, yep. Until he out 1:05:23.560 --> 1:05:25.760 there in San fran I was like, man, look at 1:05:25.800 --> 1:05:28.680 you moving to one of the most expensive cities. In 1:05:28.760 --> 1:05:33.200 America on your right out of college. That's braid. 1:05:33.320 --> 1:05:34.440 Yeah, you got to be proud of that. 1:05:34.640 --> 1:05:35.320 That's big braid. 1:05:35.720 --> 1:05:39.080 Yeah, I'm curious about your son that you lost. I 1:05:39.160 --> 1:05:41.480 think a lot of people listening, It's not a lot, 1:05:41.520 --> 1:05:43.320 but I know that there's some listeners that can relate 1:05:43.320 --> 1:05:43.480 to that. 1:05:43.760 --> 1:05:46.840 Yeah, how how did you? 1:05:47.000 --> 1:05:50.040 How have you been able to I guess I don't 1:05:50.080 --> 1:05:52.760 because I think about the loss of a child and 1:05:52.840 --> 1:05:56.400 I can't even I can't even fathom. And I think, 1:05:56.520 --> 1:05:59.040 especially because of yours was so shocking. There was no 1:05:59.440 --> 1:06:03.000 like racing yourself for impact, like what has been the 1:06:03.160 --> 1:06:08.880 process or anything that is giving you any sort of comfort. 1:06:08.800 --> 1:06:09.480 In dealing with that. 1:06:10.280 --> 1:06:13.160 Honestly, the most comforting thing I have is that we 1:06:13.240 --> 1:06:17.560 had a great relationship. That's the main thing that helps 1:06:17.640 --> 1:06:21.040 me navigate the grief is because we were good. Like 1:06:21.240 --> 1:06:24.600 you know, we never had beef. There's no regret, we 1:06:24.720 --> 1:06:27.600 never had a falling out like that. So there's because 1:06:27.600 --> 1:06:29.880 a lot of people, like when you lose somebody that close, 1:06:30.480 --> 1:06:32.880 a lot of people deal with guilt and regret like 1:06:33.000 --> 1:06:34.600 I should have I should have did this, I should 1:06:34.600 --> 1:06:36.680 have did that. I don't have that, like because we 1:06:36.800 --> 1:06:39.720 were in a great space. We communicated. You know, I 1:06:39.800 --> 1:06:42.400 saw my hour before he passed, so and our last 1:06:42.480 --> 1:06:44.680 words were I love you, I love you too. So 1:06:45.240 --> 1:06:49.040 that to me is the main anchor of just like, okay, 1:06:49.160 --> 1:06:51.080 we were good. So I know what he left here. 1:06:51.520 --> 1:06:53.880 He knew his family loved him, there was no doubt. 1:06:54.480 --> 1:06:56.720 And so that to me is the main thing that 1:06:56.840 --> 1:06:58.720 gets me through it because when I think about people 1:06:58.760 --> 1:07:01.680 that have lost like that and they have to deal 1:07:01.800 --> 1:07:05.200 with guilt and regret, that shit will tear your asshole 1:07:05.320 --> 1:07:11.480 open and go in there no lube. So for me, 1:07:11.800 --> 1:07:15.360 that's the that's the biggest tool that I use to 1:07:16.120 --> 1:07:19.280 just get through it. And so you know, it's never easy. 1:07:19.360 --> 1:07:23.440 You know, we're forever damaged, but it's like for me, 1:07:24.760 --> 1:07:26.920 knowing that we were good helps me out a lot. 1:07:27.280 --> 1:07:29.480 And I'd be like, man, because I never would have thought, 1:07:29.880 --> 1:07:31.840 because you know, we always see the news and we 1:07:31.960 --> 1:07:34.680 see stuff and we see people that lose children we 1:07:35.080 --> 1:07:37.200 put out we'd be like, well, I couldn't imagine. It'd 1:07:37.200 --> 1:07:40.080 be like I wouldn't be able to talk. And so 1:07:40.240 --> 1:07:43.840 when it happened to us and I'm talking and I'm laughing, 1:07:43.920 --> 1:07:46.480 I'm still existing I'm just like I never would have 1:07:46.560 --> 1:07:50.880 imagined i'd be able to you know, exists, like you 1:07:50.920 --> 1:07:53.480 know what I'm saying now. Granted, in ground zero, I 1:07:53.640 --> 1:07:56.080 was like take me instead, you know what I'm saying, 1:07:56.160 --> 1:07:58.080 Like take you even now, Like even if God came 1:07:58.280 --> 1:08:01.680 like I can bring you some back, take me, I'll go. 1:08:02.200 --> 1:08:05.240 And so, but knowing that there's nothing you can do 1:08:05.320 --> 1:08:08.520 about there, you know, I just have to take the 1:08:08.640 --> 1:08:11.600 al So since I'm taking the air, might as well 1:08:11.640 --> 1:08:14.880 push through. Anybody that you lose. They want you to 1:08:15.520 --> 1:08:18.360 still exist. Like my son would never want me to 1:08:18.479 --> 1:08:21.120 just be like shut down and just stop moving. So 1:08:21.360 --> 1:08:23.080 I know if I pass away, I would want my 1:08:23.200 --> 1:08:26.160 family members be like, hey, I'm good over here, just 1:08:27.040 --> 1:08:30.639 keep moving. So those type of things, you know, helped 1:08:30.680 --> 1:08:33.120 me get through. And like I remember me and my 1:08:33.240 --> 1:08:35.200 ex wife were talking in the backyard. This was in 1:08:35.280 --> 1:08:38.800 ground zero after it happened, and she was just like, 1:08:39.280 --> 1:08:43.839 I'm just grateful that at least with this he died instantly. 1:08:44.040 --> 1:08:46.080 It wasn't a lot of suffering. We didn't have to 1:08:46.120 --> 1:08:49.880 make a decision on if we had to pull a plug. 1:08:50.560 --> 1:08:52.200 I was like, yeah, you're right about that. I didn't 1:08:52.200 --> 1:08:55.880 even think about that, because that's a whole nother Oh 1:08:55.960 --> 1:08:58.720 my god, like if we were in a situation where 1:08:58.760 --> 1:09:01.280 we had to tell them and get pull a plug or. 1:09:01.520 --> 1:09:03.920 Sometimes people don't. Yeah, and I've seen that happen. 1:09:04.360 --> 1:09:07.439 That happened to and now the aftermath of that is 1:09:07.720 --> 1:09:11.400 just you existing but not really really truly existing, and 1:09:11.479 --> 1:09:15.240 that is in ground zero. You're just like whatever it takes, right, yeah, 1:09:15.320 --> 1:09:17.200 not thinking it, you know, it's selfishly. 1:09:17.400 --> 1:09:20.120 So, yeah, that happened to my step cousin. My step cousin, 1:09:20.240 --> 1:09:23.320 he was like in a coma like for long, like years, 1:09:23.400 --> 1:09:26.320 I think, and so they finally let him go. But 1:09:26.400 --> 1:09:28.800 it was just like, at least we didn't have to 1:09:28.880 --> 1:09:31.240 deal with that type of situation within if we gotta 1:09:31.320 --> 1:09:34.880 take this l let's look at the positives and so 1:09:35.120 --> 1:09:38.560 those were like the positives that we drew from. And 1:09:38.720 --> 1:09:41.720 so so yeah, like you know, that's why, that's why 1:09:41.720 --> 1:09:43.200 I always tell people, like, you know, if you got 1:09:43.240 --> 1:09:46.800 loved ones, whether it be family, whatever, you know, work 1:09:46.880 --> 1:09:49.040 through it if you can, but make sure they know 1:09:49.200 --> 1:09:52.000 that you love them and they love you, even if 1:09:52.240 --> 1:09:54.080 even if you got beef with somebody and they're not 1:09:54.240 --> 1:09:58.040 ready to forgive you just say your part, what you 1:09:58.160 --> 1:10:01.240 can do, leave it over there, Yes, listen, I love you. 1:10:01.840 --> 1:10:03.920 I'm sorry this I. 1:10:04.000 --> 1:10:05.960 Mean, that's if that's not a testimony. Shit. 1:10:06.240 --> 1:10:07.800 Even when I read it, I was just like, oh, 1:10:08.600 --> 1:10:10.439 like it, I don't even I don't know you had 1:10:10.640 --> 1:10:12.560 but never met you. But like, as a mother, I 1:10:12.680 --> 1:10:15.240 think that is the biggest that's the hardest thing, is 1:10:15.360 --> 1:10:17.840 like as a mother birthing something into the world, as 1:10:17.840 --> 1:10:20.240 apparently birth is something into the world. Knowing that like 1:10:20.840 --> 1:10:23.760 we're just all this shit is temporary and we are 1:10:23.880 --> 1:10:27.680 just temporarily given these moments, you know, these experiences to 1:10:27.760 --> 1:10:30.639 be close and to exist in this form, in this format, 1:10:30.720 --> 1:10:33.920 and it's just like that is a difficult concept to 1:10:34.240 --> 1:10:37.240 accept and to know that we you know, generally we 1:10:37.320 --> 1:10:40.280 don't have power over how, how and what way we 1:10:40.400 --> 1:10:42.200 come and we go need we come all in one 1:10:42.200 --> 1:10:45.560 way the vagina, but how we go, you know, And 1:10:45.680 --> 1:10:49.960 it's like it's it is scary. It's almost like a liability, 1:10:50.280 --> 1:10:52.519 not a liability. But even with like loving someone, I 1:10:52.560 --> 1:10:54.719 think about that too, Like falling in love is beautiful, 1:10:54.760 --> 1:10:56.559 be getting married is beautiful, but it's like, but then 1:10:56.600 --> 1:10:58.560 what if one day this person is gone? You know, 1:10:58.680 --> 1:11:00.479 and like there's literally nothing you can do but right, 1:11:00.520 --> 1:11:03.599 and it changes your whole trajectory of like your everyday routine. 1:11:03.640 --> 1:11:07.479 You call someone like I can't possibly imagine, but also 1:11:07.680 --> 1:11:09.920 like seeing you here and seeing you speaking and seeing 1:11:09.960 --> 1:11:12.800 you work through it is like it's a testimony that 1:11:14.080 --> 1:11:16.519 every moment that we have to experience people and to 1:11:17.080 --> 1:11:20.160 be you know, in laughter and joy and pleasure in 1:11:20.720 --> 1:11:22.600 community is a gift, you know. 1:11:22.720 --> 1:11:24.400 And sometimes I think people get caught up. 1:11:24.640 --> 1:11:26.840 In the day to day bullshit, this rat race, like 1:11:26.960 --> 1:11:29.160 oh my video didn't hit this, or oh I don't 1:11:29.200 --> 1:11:31.600 get this, or all the bills is this? You know, 1:11:31.920 --> 1:11:34.360 there's always going to be shit to be like stressed about. 1:11:34.439 --> 1:11:37.040 But overall, like sometimes you have to lift the veil 1:11:37.120 --> 1:11:39.960 of all the things that are happening directly in front 1:11:40.000 --> 1:11:41.800 of you and just be like, look at us living 1:11:42.080 --> 1:11:43.439 right and laughing and shit. 1:11:43.439 --> 1:11:45.760 For sure, life's basic thing, right. 1:11:46.040 --> 1:11:48.040 Yeah, the get up in the morning, That's all I'll 1:11:48.040 --> 1:11:49.640 be telling people on my podcast. I'll be like, yo, 1:11:49.640 --> 1:11:51.960 if you woke up this morning, that's blessing number one. 1:11:52.320 --> 1:11:54.519 It's your eyes open and you were able to get 1:11:54.560 --> 1:11:57.000 on your phone. If you on your phone scrolling. You 1:11:57.120 --> 1:12:01.160 already blessed because you got a phone. It's working you 1:12:01.400 --> 1:12:03.439 You ain't stressed enough to where I can't even look 1:12:03.439 --> 1:12:05.240 at my phone. So I just look at you know, 1:12:05.320 --> 1:12:08.160 stuff like that, and like you know, and you know, 1:12:08.240 --> 1:12:10.240 I'll be fucked up, like it'd be certain times when 1:12:10.240 --> 1:12:11.960 I'll be crying my eyes out, you know what I'm saying. 1:12:11.960 --> 1:12:13.880 I still have those moments, but I just take the 1:12:13.920 --> 1:12:16.439 waves as they come because it's just a it's a 1:12:16.520 --> 1:12:20.240 wavy thing. And so but ultimately I'll be mad because 1:12:20.240 --> 1:12:21.880 they don't show up in my dreams a lot though, 1:12:22.800 --> 1:12:24.799 Like I'll be willing to see him more in the dreams. 1:12:25.840 --> 1:12:28.200 Ask him. Yeah, I'll be talking to him all the time, 1:12:28.280 --> 1:12:30.479 Like you know, I walk around the house because he 1:12:30.560 --> 1:12:33.840 got cremated, so you know, me and Shari split the urn, 1:12:34.200 --> 1:12:36.360 so I got to earn there and his pictures up. 1:12:36.479 --> 1:12:38.920 I got paintings of them. And so I'll just be 1:12:39.080 --> 1:12:41.439 like same, man show up in my dreams. Even my 1:12:41.520 --> 1:12:45.320 ex girlfriend, she'd be he'd be in her dreams a lot, 1:12:45.840 --> 1:12:48.240 like man, man tell him to come, tell them to 1:12:48.280 --> 1:12:50.360 pull up next time you see him. And so but 1:12:50.479 --> 1:12:53.200 every time people speak about him or like you know, 1:12:53.240 --> 1:12:56.240 I come across people that are kind of like mediums 1:12:56.320 --> 1:13:00.679 and like in that realm, they always say his energy 1:13:00.800 --> 1:13:03.280 is good, like he'd be smiling a lot, And that's 1:13:03.400 --> 1:13:06.519 always the feedback I get. And that's the energy I 1:13:06.600 --> 1:13:09.360 feel even in her dreams, he's smiling, he's happy. I'm 1:13:09.479 --> 1:13:12.240 just like, that's the vibe. Yes, And so I was like, 1:13:12.800 --> 1:13:14.240 and that's what he was when he was here. He 1:13:14.320 --> 1:13:16.479 was always laughing. They was laughing at me when I'm mad, 1:13:17.560 --> 1:13:19.800 Like I'll be annoyed with something like you funny dad, 1:13:20.080 --> 1:13:23.200 I'm pissed. Comedy. 1:13:23.360 --> 1:13:26.400 How have you been able to I guess if you 1:13:26.560 --> 1:13:33.080 have forgive the people for the person that this happened to, 1:13:33.120 --> 1:13:35.320 because I can only imagine like that that's a whole 1:13:35.360 --> 1:13:37.240 other process that you kind of have to go through. 1:13:37.320 --> 1:13:39.840 It was like the like the hate and the anger 1:13:40.000 --> 1:13:42.800 and all of that, Like, how has that been for you? 1:13:43.200 --> 1:13:46.679 Now? That that part I've avoided for the most part, 1:13:46.880 --> 1:13:49.559 Like Shari and her husband, they go to the court 1:13:49.680 --> 1:13:53.120 dates because it's still like an ongoing court thing, you 1:13:53.200 --> 1:13:55.439 know what I'm saying. So that that just took forever 1:13:55.680 --> 1:13:58.320 and we're still working on because it was two it 1:13:58.479 --> 1:14:02.639 was two cars involved in the collision that didn't involve 1:14:02.720 --> 1:14:05.439 our kids. So it was my son, his best friend 1:14:05.600 --> 1:14:08.400 and another girl and another girl that was driving but 1:14:08.520 --> 1:14:12.080 she survived and two cars had hit them, and so 1:14:12.320 --> 1:14:16.240 one was two cars. Yeah, so one was an adult, 1:14:16.680 --> 1:14:18.880 one was a juvenile, so the juvenile case got a 1:14:18.880 --> 1:14:22.400 little trickier. So but I went to one court date 1:14:23.160 --> 1:14:26.640 and then I was like, I can't. I can't do 1:14:26.720 --> 1:14:29.439 the court thing because it was just like everything felt 1:14:29.520 --> 1:14:32.479 so final and sterile, and like, you know, when you 1:14:32.600 --> 1:14:36.599 lose somebody, you can still dwell in their spirit, their energy, 1:14:36.800 --> 1:14:38.360 you know what I'm saying, But when you go to court, 1:14:38.479 --> 1:14:42.200 that's when it's like this ship is real, it happened. 1:14:42.880 --> 1:14:46.400 There's no energy here. And so I was like, I can't. 1:14:46.640 --> 1:14:48.840 I can't keep coming to court. You know what I'm saying, 1:14:48.920 --> 1:14:50.720 y'all can keep me posting. Sometimes she would get me 1:14:50.800 --> 1:14:53.479 updates and then I hang up the phone and just ball. 1:14:54.240 --> 1:14:55.680 And so I was just like the court ain't for 1:14:55.760 --> 1:14:59.880 me because I'm being there angry. And so anger is 1:15:00.080 --> 1:15:03.960 something that I've kept in check for the vast majority 1:15:04.040 --> 1:15:06.240 of the of the loss because I know it was 1:15:06.280 --> 1:15:08.200 an accident. Even though they were stupid as hell to 1:15:08.240 --> 1:15:12.599 be driving that fast and burdbank. I know it's an accident, 1:15:12.720 --> 1:15:14.840 so it's not like I have that you know, you 1:15:15.080 --> 1:15:18.120 murdered my son on purpose. It was stupid, but so 1:15:18.160 --> 1:15:21.320 I'm like, it was an accident, so you know you 1:15:21.400 --> 1:15:22.840 didn't mean to do it. So I can keep that 1:15:22.920 --> 1:15:26.200 anger and check on that realm. And so for me, 1:15:26.360 --> 1:15:28.439 because I feel like I can't do anything with the anger, 1:15:28.680 --> 1:15:30.960 and I want it. So it's like the quarters gonna 1:15:30.960 --> 1:15:33.360 make me angry. They gonna be in there. She'd be 1:15:33.439 --> 1:15:35.960 telling me like you. She be telling me about how 1:15:36.000 --> 1:15:40.280 the family be looking at them, like I would custom 1:15:40.439 --> 1:15:43.880 the question exactly, at least your son is in jail, 1:15:43.920 --> 1:15:45.240 but at least you can talk to him, You can 1:15:45.280 --> 1:15:49.360 still hug them, you can still sit letters Jim exactly. 1:15:49.520 --> 1:15:51.280 You know what I'm saying. So how dare you look 1:15:51.360 --> 1:15:54.200 at Shari and her husband any kind of wayside ways? 1:15:54.400 --> 1:15:56.479 You know what I'm saying. So when I hear stuff 1:15:56.560 --> 1:16:00.320 like that, I'll be like, yeah, so it's like, you know, 1:16:00.400 --> 1:16:04.200 this is just gonna fuck up my spirits. So so 1:16:04.439 --> 1:16:07.080 that's how I've been able to navigate past the anger 1:16:07.240 --> 1:16:10.200 and like the raide and just like you know, as 1:16:10.240 --> 1:16:14.160 far as forgiving forgiving them, I kind of already forgave 1:16:15.040 --> 1:16:16.400 in the way that I speak and the way that 1:16:16.439 --> 1:16:19.479 I think about it. It was an accident. That's all 1:16:19.520 --> 1:16:21.679 you can get from me, you know what I'm saying. 1:16:21.720 --> 1:16:24.720 But as far as like me hating your guts, I 1:16:24.800 --> 1:16:27.080 can't because it's just it's not gonna serve me. 1:16:27.600 --> 1:16:31.639 So can you for that? Because that's really I mean, 1:16:31.680 --> 1:16:32.080 I can't. 1:16:32.240 --> 1:16:35.320 That's that takes a lot of courage, honestly, a lot 1:16:35.360 --> 1:16:38.560 of bravery to be able to even speak about it 1:16:38.640 --> 1:16:40.679 in that way and even honestly speak about it so candidly. 1:16:40.800 --> 1:16:41.679 So thank you for sharing. 1:16:41.880 --> 1:16:44.200 I feel like CHERI and them should get the real 1:16:44.280 --> 1:16:46.479 courage because they be going to them court dates. They'd 1:16:46.479 --> 1:16:48.640 be in there and I'll be like, I tell them 1:16:48.640 --> 1:16:51.880 all the time, I'm sorry, man, I applaud y'all. Even 1:16:51.960 --> 1:16:55.280 Jaden's parents too. They always go to the court dates. 1:16:55.320 --> 1:16:57.000 But they be getting fed up, like you know, they 1:16:57.160 --> 1:16:59.000 they I think they've kind of reached like a breaking 1:16:59.080 --> 1:17:02.800 point now. But it's like I gotta you know, I 1:17:02.880 --> 1:17:05.720 gotta live. So it's like, you know, I know that's 1:17:05.960 --> 1:17:08.240 the courtrooms already gonna suck me up, so let it. 1:17:08.280 --> 1:17:11.360 Protect yourself. You gotta protect your yeah, your spirit. So 1:17:13.479 --> 1:17:20.639 oh well yeah, yeah, no ranging good moment. There's a balance. 1:17:20.760 --> 1:17:22.960 Yeah, And you know, we got to talk about it all. 1:17:23.000 --> 1:17:24.439 We gotta talk about the fun ship. We gotta talk 1:17:24.439 --> 1:17:26.559 about the real ship, right parent shit, And I think 1:17:26.600 --> 1:17:28.760 a lot of people here listening can relate that. So 1:17:28.920 --> 1:17:31.439 everyone's lost somebody, and you know, the loss of a 1:17:31.560 --> 1:17:34.559 child is something I think people get really hush hush about. 1:17:34.600 --> 1:17:36.400 And I think more people need to speak about their 1:17:36.439 --> 1:17:39.160 experiences to help other people be able to kind of 1:17:40.560 --> 1:17:43.720 confront and and heal and face it. And so there's 1:17:43.720 --> 1:17:46.040 a lot of power in sharing. So thank you for sharing. 1:17:46.080 --> 1:17:48.960 I'm always down to talk about Serena now always because 1:17:49.080 --> 1:17:51.680 I don't want him to ever become He should not 1:17:51.800 --> 1:17:54.400 be mentioned. Harry Potter ship, you know what I'm saying. 1:17:54.760 --> 1:17:57.240 So always I'm always down to talk about him, speak 1:17:57.280 --> 1:17:59.479 about him, speak about what happened, you know what I'm saying. 1:17:59.720 --> 1:18:01.680 If I fold up in the moment, I fold up, 1:18:01.920 --> 1:18:05.280 you know, But normally I'm good on like podcasts and stuff. 1:18:05.400 --> 1:18:07.880 I appreciate you men need to hear the message that 1:18:08.960 --> 1:18:10.040 lets the emotions flow. 1:18:10.240 --> 1:18:12.759 Oh absolutely feel them cry. 1:18:13.160 --> 1:18:14.800 Cry that shout out, especially black men. 1:18:15.040 --> 1:18:19.080 I cry all the time. Even even before this type 1:18:19.120 --> 1:18:21.920 of heartbreak, I used to make myself cry. I would 1:18:21.960 --> 1:18:23.000 watch that scene. 1:18:26.640 --> 1:18:31.200 Tear they get the camera, there we go, that scene in. 1:18:31.320 --> 1:18:34.439 Pursuit of happiness, when Will Smith gets the job. I 1:18:34.479 --> 1:18:36.519 would just watch that scene here. I'm I ain't cried 1:18:36.600 --> 1:18:37.400 in a couple of months. 1:18:39.640 --> 1:18:43.400 You know. Then you choose the bathroom that's a Saturday. 1:18:43.600 --> 1:18:44.519 Choose the happy tears. 1:18:44.560 --> 1:18:45.599 I choose the happy tears. 1:18:46.200 --> 1:18:46.920 I never thought about it. 1:18:47.520 --> 1:18:49.720 When he gets the job and he's trying to hold 1:18:49.760 --> 1:18:51.919 it together in the office, and then he goes outside 1:18:52.320 --> 1:18:53.120 the clap. 1:18:53.439 --> 1:18:54.880 I'm like about to cry. 1:18:55.080 --> 1:19:00.600 This is beautiful. This even their first scene when his 1:19:00.720 --> 1:19:03.120 dad didn't show up. I'll be watching that too. 1:19:03.280 --> 1:19:04.200 Will Smith does it for you. 1:19:04.680 --> 1:19:07.719 Will Smith has the access codes to my tear Ducks. 1:19:08.360 --> 1:19:11.880 He's a good actor, him, Tom Hanks. They just got 1:19:11.960 --> 1:19:13.680 the access codes. Man, I'm like. 1:19:15.400 --> 1:19:18.040 A good as not the access code to my tear duck. 1:19:18.200 --> 1:19:21.880 Yeah, some people got the access code. I'll be like 1:19:22.680 --> 1:19:25.599 you see they do kids cooking. They got the access code. 1:19:25.680 --> 1:19:28.680 They got the ingredients and the access. 1:19:28.320 --> 1:19:31.599 Shit everybody got the access code to these eyes. They 1:19:31.720 --> 1:19:32.920 must have leaked it on the internet. 1:19:34.160 --> 1:19:34.439 People. 1:19:37.360 --> 1:19:37.519 I like. 1:19:37.640 --> 1:19:40.400 I like crying, though, even in the movie. I get 1:19:40.439 --> 1:19:42.120 emotional fast when I watch movies. 1:19:42.520 --> 1:19:43.800 You know what I hate. I hate when I I 1:19:43.880 --> 1:19:45.840 hate when I cry and I don't want to cry. 1:19:46.280 --> 1:19:48.559 And then I can't stop the cry and I'm trying 1:19:48.600 --> 1:19:50.960 to have a real conversation with someone. I don't want 1:19:51.000 --> 1:19:52.880 them to like console me. I just want to talk, 1:19:53.160 --> 1:19:54.639 But a bitch can't stop crying. 1:19:54.760 --> 1:19:56.280 And I'm like, I don't even want to be crying out. 1:19:56.400 --> 1:19:56.880 I'm ring. 1:19:57.240 --> 1:19:57.479 Yeah. 1:19:58.200 --> 1:20:02.439 God, I've been taught to hold our emotions to conform 1:20:02.640 --> 1:20:03.600 to Like, sometimes the. 1:20:03.640 --> 1:20:05.200 Tears get in the way of what I'm trying to 1:20:06.040 --> 1:20:06.519 get through. 1:20:06.840 --> 1:20:10.360 I don't there's no rush. What's the rush where you 1:20:10.400 --> 1:20:11.439 got to go just cry first? 1:20:11.520 --> 1:20:14.720 What I like about the tears is they're real. It's 1:20:14.800 --> 1:20:17.000 like a real you know, you're not putting on in 1:20:17.080 --> 1:20:19.040 that moment, can you know what I mean? So it's 1:20:19.120 --> 1:20:22.160 just like, this is a real moment. So regardless of 1:20:22.240 --> 1:20:24.120 how like when people cry in front of me, I'll 1:20:24.120 --> 1:20:26.120 be like, oh oh, I'll just be like I just 1:20:26.320 --> 1:20:28.360 I just keep listening. I just keep listening. You know 1:20:28.400 --> 1:20:33.560 what I'm saying, Like, I don't force to console her. No, 1:20:34.479 --> 1:20:37.320 you know, I remember the first time I was around 1:20:37.400 --> 1:20:40.320 somebody that just burst into tears. This was in New 1:20:40.360 --> 1:20:43.320 Mexico State Department of Black Programs. There was a girl 1:20:43.400 --> 1:20:45.360 I knew, and she was just crying at the computer. 1:20:45.800 --> 1:20:48.040 I don't know what happened. I don't know what because 1:20:48.080 --> 1:20:50.920 I just walked in. She was like. I was like, 1:20:51.000 --> 1:20:52.760 I just hugged her and didn't even say that, never 1:20:52.800 --> 1:20:56.120 said a word to her, just hugged her for a while, 1:20:56.200 --> 1:20:58.120 sat in the hug. She was sitting down. I was 1:20:58.160 --> 1:21:01.120 standing there, and then that was it. I didn't ask 1:21:01.200 --> 1:21:04.360 what was wrong. That's all that you needed. That was it. 1:21:05.040 --> 1:21:08.679 That's God. I prefer to be that type of consoler too. Deep. 1:21:08.720 --> 1:21:11.479 I just I'll be here physically for you. We can talk, 1:21:11.520 --> 1:21:16.280 our bodies can telepathically exchange, like I was doing. 1:21:16.160 --> 1:21:17.920 With him earlier. Man, when I was thinking about what 1:21:18.040 --> 1:21:21.280 dad was and he just blurted out, it's Friday, and 1:21:21.400 --> 1:21:24.880 I was just like this, that's what we were laughing. 1:21:26.120 --> 1:21:27.920 Hes gonna take off his wave cap and it's gonna 1:21:27.920 --> 1:21:29.360 be only your brain underneath. 1:21:29.560 --> 1:21:37.240 Yeah, man, Yeah, But you missed it though, because you 1:21:37.320 --> 1:21:39.639 was you was sweating away. 1:21:39.720 --> 1:21:42.400 Everyone shut the fuck out. I don't know what you're 1:21:42.439 --> 1:21:43.800 talking about, Tony. 1:21:43.880 --> 1:21:46.920 Do you have an affirmation for our listeners today? Sometimes 1:21:46.960 --> 1:21:50.000 we asked our guests to have affirmations, something you go 1:21:50.120 --> 1:21:52.439 by every day that gets you through or pumps you up. 1:21:53.200 --> 1:21:53.640 You know what. 1:21:54.040 --> 1:22:00.040 Like I'm always thinking, like, man, you know what. I 1:22:00.080 --> 1:22:02.240 don't know if it's an affirmation, but it's like an appreciation. 1:22:02.479 --> 1:22:06.519 Like I moved with gratitude all the time. Like my 1:22:06.640 --> 1:22:09.960 whole thing in life was to be able to do 1:22:10.120 --> 1:22:12.559 something I enjoy and be able to make a living 1:22:12.640 --> 1:22:15.080 off of it. That's always been because I knew I 1:22:15.080 --> 1:22:17.240 would find love. Like the way I look at love 1:22:17.400 --> 1:22:19.640 is just like I know it's gonna happen, not to be, 1:22:19.840 --> 1:22:21.800 not to be like Ericant or anything like that. But 1:22:21.880 --> 1:22:28.880 I never was like, find somebody I will alone. 1:22:28.880 --> 1:22:31.880 I'm like, I won't I find one of these bitches 1:22:31.920 --> 1:22:36.640 around here, even if even at the last second of 1:22:36.680 --> 1:22:37.519 my life, I'm gonna find it. 1:22:37.600 --> 1:22:49.200 I'm gonna find somebody that nurse nurse. So for me, 1:22:49.400 --> 1:22:53.400 my biggest fear and worry was will I find something 1:22:53.960 --> 1:22:55.800 that I love to do? That I can make a 1:22:55.880 --> 1:22:58.280 living off of. And so now that I'm in that space, 1:22:58.920 --> 1:23:02.240 I'll just be like, thank you, you know what I mean. 1:23:02.400 --> 1:23:06.080 So for me, I'm always thankful, Like even when I 1:23:06.200 --> 1:23:08.200 be like, man, I don't feel like going over here 1:23:08.280 --> 1:23:11.000 to do this, but this is a blessing. That's all 1:23:11.040 --> 1:23:13.720 I got to do. This is what I'm you know, 1:23:13.920 --> 1:23:16.960 complaining about. I got to do this for a few hours, right, 1:23:17.320 --> 1:23:18.960 even if I have to shoot something that's like a 1:23:19.120 --> 1:23:23.320 commercial or you know, a long shoot day. It's not permanent. 1:23:24.080 --> 1:23:24.200 You know. 1:23:24.280 --> 1:23:27.120 It's people out here going to jobs they hate forty 1:23:27.240 --> 1:23:30.800 hours a week, you know what I'm saying, multiple weeks 1:23:30.840 --> 1:23:33.040 a year, and I'm just even this, I'm like, this 1:23:33.120 --> 1:23:35.479 is gonna be over soon, gonna be done with this. 1:23:36.160 --> 1:23:39.320 And so I try to move in constant gratitude of 1:23:39.600 --> 1:23:41.559 just like you know, I have my health, I got 1:23:41.640 --> 1:23:46.400 health insurance, saying good good test results every time my 1:23:46.560 --> 1:23:50.639 son is good. So I'll just be like, I love it, man, 1:23:50.840 --> 1:23:52.560 So I try to I try to move in that 1:23:53.000 --> 1:23:53.839 is that an affirmation? 1:23:54.240 --> 1:23:57.720 Yeah, moving gratitude, moving gratitude, Move and gratitude. 1:23:58.160 --> 1:24:01.840 I'll be forgetting sometimes. Girl here just smoking weed and 1:24:02.000 --> 1:24:02.559 talking ship. 1:24:02.720 --> 1:24:05.560 That's the best life. Yeah, when you think, when you 1:24:05.640 --> 1:24:08.880 think about the alternative, going to imagine going to work. 1:24:09.000 --> 1:24:10.960 I did, I've done it. I had jobs. I'm cool. 1:24:11.120 --> 1:24:12.360 You just love It's not for me. 1:24:12.439 --> 1:24:14.120 I was getting in an argument with every manager I 1:24:14.200 --> 1:24:17.400 ever had. They're all hating on me and then eventually 1:24:17.520 --> 1:24:18.000 firing me. 1:24:18.280 --> 1:24:20.880 And you a fuck up. Don't be real, be accountable. 1:24:20.960 --> 1:24:21.680 Were you a fuck up? 1:24:22.160 --> 1:24:24.960 I mean I was not the most punctual, but I 1:24:25.080 --> 1:24:28.320 was great at the job that I was. I mean, 1:24:28.640 --> 1:24:32.000 if I was fine, she was hungover. I was in 1:24:32.120 --> 1:24:34.760 my twenties. I got the job that she was. I 1:24:34.840 --> 1:24:36.639 was drinking on the job. I was a cocktail waitress. 1:24:36.880 --> 1:24:39.360 She was a terrible employ All cocktail waitresses. 1:24:39.080 --> 1:24:41.200 Drink on the job whenever. Whenever I hear people say 1:24:41.200 --> 1:24:41.759 I didn't. 1:24:41.520 --> 1:24:44.040 Get along with the manager, they were hating on me 1:24:44.040 --> 1:24:45.920 because I was the friendliest, prettiest one there. 1:24:46.160 --> 1:24:48.920 I believe they were hating on me too. Girl, that's 1:24:49.080 --> 1:24:49.880 I had attitude problem. 1:24:50.920 --> 1:24:51.200 She was. 1:24:51.240 --> 1:24:52.160 Actually I was good. 1:24:52.280 --> 1:24:52.479 I was. 1:24:52.640 --> 1:24:52.800 I was. 1:24:52.920 --> 1:24:55.280 I don't like customer service. I was late though I'm 1:24:55.280 --> 1:24:55.760 always late. 1:24:56.240 --> 1:24:58.439 There's that, and then also it was late today. You 1:24:58.680 --> 1:25:05.120 mother fuck? Why why did y'all, I'm late, McGee. 1:25:05.200 --> 1:25:06.719 I had a reason you were early. 1:25:07.200 --> 1:25:09.559 I was talking about I took it serious, man, y'all 1:25:09.600 --> 1:25:10.200 had an email. 1:25:10.320 --> 1:25:10.920 It is serious. 1:25:11.280 --> 1:25:15.120 Y'all had an email. They seriously got an assistant. She 1:25:16.600 --> 1:25:18.479 serious business up here. Let me not be late. 1:25:18.800 --> 1:25:20.240 You know we got to sign the We gotta sign 1:25:20.320 --> 1:25:26.600 the things late. Sorry, anyway, pull a card. Can you 1:25:26.640 --> 1:25:29.120 pull a card and just close your eyes and see 1:25:29.160 --> 1:25:40.400 what that looks like? Look it up? 1:25:44.240 --> 1:25:44.960 What this means? 1:25:45.479 --> 1:25:47.479 This means, Oh, this is a good one. 1:25:48.400 --> 1:25:50.120 I'll be lying just to make me feel better. 1:25:50.280 --> 1:25:53.400 I think I know. It's the of the sex of swords. 1:25:53.640 --> 1:25:55.440 Y'all be reading cards and stuff. 1:25:55.720 --> 1:25:58.200 Looking at that. I think I do know that one. 1:25:58.240 --> 1:26:01.400 It's like a soldier coming back more. Yeah, and he's 1:26:01.479 --> 1:26:02.840 been victory. He's victorious. 1:26:03.160 --> 1:26:06.719 He's been through a battle, but he is victorious. Walking 1:26:06.800 --> 1:26:11.200 in high with like together, you just freestyle based on 1:26:11.240 --> 1:26:13.200 the I mean, we've been we've been pulling cards with 1:26:13.360 --> 1:26:15.479 the thing for like two years. We should know more 1:26:15.520 --> 1:26:18.280 than we should literally be miss Cleo at this point. 1:26:18.320 --> 1:26:20.000 But I'm gonna pull it up just I'll give you 1:26:20.000 --> 1:26:22.800 the ac they're all black because we're black. 1:26:23.280 --> 1:26:32.400 Yeah mm hmm, a little booger your I'm good it 1:26:32.479 --> 1:26:32.880 like my mom. 1:26:34.320 --> 1:26:40.080 Help, it's all your finger bit don't be put on 1:26:40.160 --> 1:26:44.520 the floor on your boots. 1:26:45.960 --> 1:26:48.439 Not just good books. I'm gonna walking around barefoot and 1:26:48.439 --> 1:26:50.679 have a boogers like you have a child. 1:26:50.840 --> 1:26:51.080 You have. 1:26:53.160 --> 1:26:55.320 First of all, this is a human show, y'all. They 1:26:55.479 --> 1:26:56.200 just been having. 1:26:56.000 --> 1:26:58.960 Boogers and shout boogers. 1:26:59.000 --> 1:27:01.719 Man, we talk about women with boogers matter, Okay, women 1:27:01.840 --> 1:27:03.000 having bookers having nip. 1:27:02.960 --> 1:27:07.240 Slips and nip slips. I'm all in on a you know, 1:27:07.479 --> 1:27:08.600 like sometimes. 1:27:08.280 --> 1:27:09.559 A couple of chin hairs. Let's be real. 1:27:09.640 --> 1:27:12.280 This has always been a show with real niggas ship Okay, 1:27:12.600 --> 1:27:16.000 real real niggas over here, and sometimes bitches get boogers. 1:27:16.080 --> 1:27:18.760 And I'm your friends. So I had to tell you, 1:27:18.880 --> 1:27:20.760 thank you to let you be out here. 1:27:20.640 --> 1:27:21.439 With That's a good album. 1:27:21.640 --> 1:27:22.160 Appreciate it. 1:27:22.320 --> 1:27:23.080 It's just get. 1:27:22.960 --> 1:27:25.479 Bookers, because you know, the bitches would be in the 1:27:25.479 --> 1:27:26.040 comments like she. 1:27:26.080 --> 1:27:27.800 Had a big he could that be the name of 1:27:27.920 --> 1:27:33.680 y'all next tour? Y'all do twelve cities? Next thing? 1:27:34.000 --> 1:27:34.519 You gonna come? 1:27:35.160 --> 1:27:36.760 If y'all have a show, I will pull up. 1:27:37.120 --> 1:27:38.000 That's not a six. 1:27:39.240 --> 1:27:42.800 It is that's a six of wands four six Okay, 1:27:42.840 --> 1:27:47.040 six of wands, not swords, that mean same thing. 1:27:47.960 --> 1:27:49.600 That was the right thing what I said, But that 1:27:49.760 --> 1:27:51.080 was just the wrong card that I pulled up. 1:27:51.760 --> 1:27:58.360 Okay, success, public recognition, progress, that's self confidence. 1:27:59.439 --> 1:28:00.760 You look he do. 1:28:03.720 --> 1:28:06.040 This six of Wands depicts a man wearing a victory 1:28:06.040 --> 1:28:08.880 wreath around his chest and riding a decorated white horse 1:28:08.920 --> 1:28:12.960 through a crowd of cheering people. His horse represents strength, purity, 1:28:13.000 --> 1:28:15.120 and successful progression of an adventure, and the group of 1:28:15.200 --> 1:28:18.840 people marks the public recognition of the man's achievements. The 1:28:18.920 --> 1:28:21.080 rider holds an upright wand with a reef tied to 1:28:21.160 --> 1:28:23.600 the top, further emphasizing success and achievement. He is not 1:28:23.680 --> 1:28:26.000 afraid to show off others what he's accomplished in his 1:28:26.080 --> 1:28:28.160 life so far, and even better, the surrounding crowd is 1:28:28.200 --> 1:28:29.240 delighted to cheer him on. 1:28:31.479 --> 1:28:33.040 See you're not even around no haters. 1:28:33.040 --> 1:28:35.839 That's why you got us. The six and ones appears 1:28:35.880 --> 1:28:37.960 when you have reached an important milestone and achieved a 1:28:38.000 --> 1:28:41.320 significant goal, and you're confident, self assured, and successful. You 1:28:41.439 --> 1:28:45.000 harness your strength and talents to bring about happy outcome, 1:28:45.080 --> 1:28:47.439 and your endeavors and made it through the chaos of 1:28:47.520 --> 1:28:51.920 the five of wands, minimizing your distractions, focusing on the 1:28:52.000 --> 1:28:55.680 task at hand. Yes there were challenges along the way, Yes, 1:28:56.040 --> 1:28:58.600 but you overcame them by consecrating your energies on the 1:28:58.680 --> 1:29:01.960 target of one suggests that not only have you achieved 1:29:02.000 --> 1:29:05.160 your goals, but you're receiving public acknowledgment for your efforts. 1:29:05.640 --> 1:29:07.800 You may have recently received an award, a claim of 1:29:07.880 --> 1:29:10.479 recognition from your peers or from your work. It may 1:29:10.560 --> 1:29:12.160 even just be a pat on the back, but this 1:29:12.360 --> 1:29:15.080 attention is a big boost to your confidence and gives 1:29:15.120 --> 1:29:18.360 you the strength to continue your endeavors. It also encourages 1:29:18.360 --> 1:29:20.400 you to put yourself out there and be proud of 1:29:20.479 --> 1:29:23.320 what you've achieved, Shout your success from the rooftop, and 1:29:23.400 --> 1:29:26.000 set out to be set out there for others to 1:29:26.120 --> 1:29:28.960 see and cheer you on. You open to receiving love 1:29:29.000 --> 1:29:31.960 and support from your biggest cheerleaders. Who are You're energized 1:29:32.120 --> 1:29:35.040 by seeing you succeed. Now is your time to shine. 1:29:35.400 --> 1:29:43.719 That's crazy. Do tell why because it just sounded so accurate. 1:29:43.840 --> 1:29:46.080 And y'all saw I was playing around, moving around and 1:29:46.240 --> 1:29:50.120 up all that card and so well, I had a 1:29:50.200 --> 1:29:53.760 moment where I I met will Smith a few weeks ago. 1:29:53.960 --> 1:29:54.200 Wow. 1:29:54.880 --> 1:29:57.439 And when I met him because we were doing something 1:29:57.479 --> 1:30:02.120 for Bad Boys for and so when I met him, 1:30:02.160 --> 1:30:04.560 he knew who I was and I was just like, 1:30:06.280 --> 1:30:08.160 you know who I am? And I thought he was 1:30:08.240 --> 1:30:10.920 just being nice and then he made reference to one 1:30:10.960 --> 1:30:11.639 of my voiceovers. 1:30:11.640 --> 1:30:14.120 I was just like, ain't crazy. 1:30:14.960 --> 1:30:16.960 And so that that moment right there, you know what 1:30:16.960 --> 1:30:19.240 I'm saying. I packed it away into my little luggage. 1:30:19.280 --> 1:30:21.559 It was just like you know how many times. 1:30:25.560 --> 1:30:28.960 And so, so that was the moment, you know, and 1:30:29.200 --> 1:30:32.679 so and people were celebrating that in the comments section 1:30:32.720 --> 1:30:35.800 when I posted the video and so. And then for 1:30:35.920 --> 1:30:38.160 my birthday, when you asked me what I did for 1:30:38.280 --> 1:30:41.160 my birthday, I went to New Mexico to visit my 1:30:41.240 --> 1:30:44.280 mom and my brother. And then while I was there 1:30:44.360 --> 1:30:46.559 for my birthday, I paid off her house. 1:30:47.040 --> 1:30:47.320 Wow. 1:30:48.160 --> 1:30:49.840 So it was just like and that's always been a 1:30:50.000 --> 1:30:52.960 lifelong dream of mine to pay her house off. And 1:30:53.080 --> 1:30:55.200 so I was just happy she let me do it 1:30:55.240 --> 1:30:56.600 because I thought she was gonna be like, no, you 1:30:56.720 --> 1:31:00.320 ain't and I was like, and so she let me 1:31:00.400 --> 1:31:01.840 do it. I was just like, so that was the 1:31:01.920 --> 1:31:04.200 best birthday I've ever had for me. She's like, this 1:31:04.360 --> 1:31:06.400 is your birthday. I'm like, no, this is this is 1:31:06.520 --> 1:31:10.040 my gift to you know. And so that moment right 1:31:10.120 --> 1:31:13.240 there was just like, you know, a dream come true. 1:31:13.360 --> 1:31:16.000 So you saying all that, I was just like wow, 1:31:16.320 --> 1:31:19.080 you know. And so I didn't I didn't say anything 1:31:19.120 --> 1:31:22.360 about it publicly, but she posted about it on her 1:31:22.439 --> 1:31:25.040 Instagram and then people was just like and I was 1:31:25.080 --> 1:31:27.120 just like, that's beautiful. 1:31:27.680 --> 1:31:28.280 That's beautiful. 1:31:28.400 --> 1:31:28.599 Yeah. 1:31:28.680 --> 1:31:30.519 So that's what I was like, Damn, but you are 1:31:30.560 --> 1:31:34.120 an amazing son. She's so lucky and blessed you to 1:31:34.240 --> 1:31:36.360 have a son that could do that and on your birthday. 1:31:36.439 --> 1:31:38.880 That's beautiful for my birthday. Yeah, it was great. It 1:31:39.040 --> 1:31:41.200 was just like I'm gonna do this. 1:31:41.880 --> 1:31:43.880 And you were just talking about walking in gratitude for 1:31:43.960 --> 1:31:48.160 being able to monetize your gifts do what you love, 1:31:48.920 --> 1:31:50.840 and I think that's that was a lot of what 1:31:51.080 --> 1:31:53.639 was said here is like you've you've figured it out 1:31:53.720 --> 1:31:55.400 and you're doing it and you're already walking in it 1:31:55.520 --> 1:32:00.679 and people are acknowledging your success and it's time to shine. 1:32:01.120 --> 1:32:01.800 You took a chance. 1:32:01.880 --> 1:32:03.960 Not a lot of niggas will leave New Mexico or 1:32:04.040 --> 1:32:07.760 Middle bumblefuck and say I'm going to Hollywood and press 1:32:07.880 --> 1:32:11.040 through and do all the bad extra work and still, 1:32:11.240 --> 1:32:14.600 you know, continue to just have hope and and positivity 1:32:14.640 --> 1:32:17.839 and optimism and then still execute. So that is an amazing, 1:32:18.640 --> 1:32:21.639 amazing thing and a great testimony. And I'm very proud 1:32:21.680 --> 1:32:21.800 of you. 1:32:22.080 --> 1:32:23.760 And one thing you said in there was like, you know, 1:32:24.400 --> 1:32:27.600 being proud of the accomplishments. A lot of times I 1:32:27.720 --> 1:32:33.120 don't publicly share them, share them internally, I'm trying to 1:32:33.160 --> 1:32:35.360 get better at you know, because people want. 1:32:35.200 --> 1:32:37.599 To see, you know, emotions, they want to see. 1:32:38.439 --> 1:32:40.439 So I've been trying to open myself up to shop 1:32:40.479 --> 1:32:40.720 and they. 1:32:40.680 --> 1:32:42.680 Want to see your heart too. Yeah, they want to 1:32:42.680 --> 1:32:43.160 see your heart. 1:32:43.200 --> 1:32:45.080 So it's not even so much about like feeling like 1:32:45.280 --> 1:32:48.599 this is gloating or anything. It's more so like giving 1:32:48.600 --> 1:32:50.840 them a little peek into like who is who is 1:32:50.920 --> 1:32:52.720 this man? Who is the more the making? What is 1:32:52.760 --> 1:32:55.840 the making of Tony Baker? So don't be afraid to share. 1:32:56.200 --> 1:32:59.000 Yeah, that's that's what I'm working on this. 1:33:00.120 --> 1:33:03.160 Every single accolade, you know, you earned it, every stand up, 1:33:03.240 --> 1:33:06.240 every joke everybody can't do that you're talented, and you 1:33:06.320 --> 1:33:09.439 know people love you for your talents given gifted to 1:33:09.520 --> 1:33:09.880 the world. 1:33:10.000 --> 1:33:12.639 So thank you. Yeah, comedy is healing. You probably hear 1:33:12.680 --> 1:33:13.760 your own he're a healer. 1:33:13.840 --> 1:33:16.320 I hope you know that those people be saying you 1:33:16.439 --> 1:33:20.559 are You're a healer because comedy really can literally change 1:33:20.600 --> 1:33:24.080 the trajectory of someone's life decisions. Maybe coming to see 1:33:24.120 --> 1:33:25.519 your show, they were like, I was about to do 1:33:25.600 --> 1:33:27.519 some crazy shit before I came, and I came to 1:33:27.560 --> 1:33:30.080 see you, and now I've changed my mind. 1:33:30.280 --> 1:33:31.879 Yeah, So like that's powerful. 1:33:32.080 --> 1:33:34.479 Yeah, it's dope. Like I love to make people laugh. 1:33:34.560 --> 1:33:37.920 It's just like a you know, it's just an energy 1:33:38.000 --> 1:33:42.800 that I can't like describe, like when they cracking up. Yeah, 1:33:43.120 --> 1:33:45.200 like when I go for a while without performing and 1:33:45.280 --> 1:33:49.400 then I performed, like mister, yeah, you know, because I'm 1:33:49.520 --> 1:33:52.599 usually in my cave. I'm usually at home with the cats, 1:33:55.080 --> 1:33:59.200 the cats, but I'm usually in the house. So women 1:33:59.360 --> 1:34:00.120 be frustrated me. 1:34:00.680 --> 1:34:01.200 I can tell. 1:34:01.320 --> 1:34:04.000 I can tell they like NI if you don't get 1:34:04.000 --> 1:34:06.280 at that house with those cats, spend. 1:34:07.600 --> 1:34:11.560 Next you like you're king Kingdom? What you kingdom? No, 1:34:13.120 --> 1:34:16.280 definitely wizard back there tonight. 1:34:16.479 --> 1:34:19.559 So and I don't even be at home, like hug, 1:34:20.240 --> 1:34:22.200 I'll just be at home and they be there too. 1:34:23.520 --> 1:34:25.600 Like you know, you know, I can't leave because I 1:34:25.600 --> 1:34:27.639 gotta I gotta feed them at two o'clock. 1:34:27.760 --> 1:34:30.400 That's the tourists. Your tourists. They don't like. They like home, 1:34:30.560 --> 1:34:32.640 their home, homebodies. 1:34:32.760 --> 1:34:38.240 I love it. I'd be in the house chilling listens. 1:34:38.280 --> 1:34:41.439 Have you lights Hugh lights, you know, like we could 1:34:41.479 --> 1:34:43.960 change on your phone the different colors and move. We 1:34:44.080 --> 1:34:45.360 might need to send them to your house because that's 1:34:45.360 --> 1:34:46.920 gonna really get your ass. And hell, we don't need 1:34:46.960 --> 1:34:48.400 to send them because all the women are going to 1:34:48.439 --> 1:34:52.080 be even more the still get like home. Like maybe 1:34:52.360 --> 1:34:53.679 the Hugh lights make it date. 1:34:53.600 --> 1:34:54.200 Night at the house. 1:34:55.160 --> 1:34:59.640 And I'm not a big invitor of coming over now. 1:35:00.000 --> 1:35:02.000 I never want to see you. You better bring your 1:35:02.040 --> 1:35:03.280 as to that concert in August. 1:35:03.360 --> 1:35:05.639 Okay, I'm about to go two weeks before, like nigga, 1:35:05.680 --> 1:35:06.240 because I'm. 1:35:06.120 --> 1:35:08.559 A good time. When I'm outside, I'm a good time. 1:35:08.720 --> 1:35:12.120 Don't get you outside, but don't be outside. We don't 1:35:12.160 --> 1:35:14.960 even be outside. But when there's something to do, we 1:35:15.040 --> 1:35:18.439 go out. He'd be out inside with me. 1:35:18.520 --> 1:35:20.760 He like, oh, somebody listen, We know what we do. 1:35:20.840 --> 1:35:23.800 We invite everybody to our house. Invite me, okay, we 1:35:23.920 --> 1:35:25.040 well to hear me coming over? 1:35:25.280 --> 1:35:27.519 Everybody fight me over. I come to people's house. 1:35:27.680 --> 1:35:28.439 That's what That's what we do. 1:35:28.560 --> 1:35:32.479 I don't like club and loungey ship. We are club like, 1:35:32.600 --> 1:35:33.880 want to hear me doing stuff? 1:35:34.160 --> 1:35:37.519 We over outside a little outside as nigga. 1:35:37.600 --> 1:35:40.320 Yeah he outside, Yo, the street to here. When you 1:35:40.400 --> 1:35:42.280 have something at your house, let me know. He'd be like, 1:35:42.600 --> 1:35:43.599 we'll come to the note. 1:35:43.880 --> 1:35:47.800 He'll be in the streets. So well, Tony, thank you 1:35:47.920 --> 1:35:52.479 so much because we know we've kidnapped you for him. 1:35:52.760 --> 1:35:53.400 It's so good. 1:35:54.240 --> 1:35:55.960 Can you tell our people where they can find you? 1:35:56.280 --> 1:35:59.400 They can find me at Tony Baker on Instagram, Tony 1:35:59.439 --> 1:36:01.680 Baker Common Real on TikTok. I hate that I have 1:36:01.760 --> 1:36:04.320 to have that name, but somebody already had. Tony Baker 1:36:04.360 --> 1:36:10.519 on TikTok, Tony Baker Comedy on Facebook. Uh, subscribe to 1:36:10.600 --> 1:36:14.679 my YouTube man Tony Baker Comedy on YouTube. Please subscribe 1:36:14.720 --> 1:36:17.320 to that. I always forget to promote it. And uh, 1:36:18.120 --> 1:36:20.880 if you are in the LA area, check out Tony 1:36:20.920 --> 1:36:23.599 Baker and Friends last Monday of every month at Flappers 1:36:23.640 --> 1:36:27.240 Comedy Club in Burbank, California. 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She tried to start a fake fighting 1:37:52.160 --> 1:37:54.040 on one of our episodes. I was like, what that 1:37:54.120 --> 1:37:57.400 was a real fight. Okay. Anyway, you can find me 1:37:57.520 --> 1:37:59.160 on Instagram at watch Erica. 1:37:59.200 --> 1:38:04.040 And me Instagram what at instagrams. 1:38:06.200 --> 1:38:08.920 But link in the episode is grip get the clicking bitch, 1:38:09.840 --> 1:38:11.240 Bye bye jes. 1:38:11.960 --> 1:38:13.800 Yeah, I'm living so good. 1:38:13.880 --> 1:38:14.519 Can't you tell? 1:38:14.800 --> 1:38:15.800 I went through a drought. 1:38:15.880 --> 1:38:17.840 That's until I found out, Well, may my have been 1:38:17.920 --> 1:38:20.280 known Earth? I used to be broken Hell now got 1:38:20.320 --> 1:38:23.320 the blues in to like Beyonce Jasell throat shot with 1:38:23.479 --> 1:38:26.320 pop in his car wearing our voices. Patriarchy kept it 1:38:26.400 --> 1:38:28.840 in the box to exploit its women put the pee 1:38:28.920 --> 1:38:30.360 and powers, so it's pointless. 1:38:30.360 --> 1:38:33.000 They want me to be good, so I made bad choices. 1:38:33.160 --> 1:38:35.599 Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom. 1:38:35.760 --> 1:38:38.280 Itter's in on the cannabis in their backbone. 1:38:38.400 --> 1:38:40.920 Walked in Boss's cap, and I blew his cat, Boss 1:38:41.000 --> 1:38:43.920 hot dog. Now I'm immune to the cat called Herbie, 1:38:43.960 --> 1:38:46.120 and no waisted straight to it like a dollar sign. 1:38:46.200 --> 1:38:47.519 Mother, rent the louver and to it. 1:38:47.680 --> 1:38:49.639 It's like a water sign. Where you're in the winter, 1:38:49.840 --> 1:38:52.240 essential will win the summer time. I do what goll 1:38:52.320 --> 1:38:53.840 Ain't no one that need to run it by