WEBVTT - Let's Learn Simple Sabotage!

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, welcome back to the show. My name is Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>my name is Noel.

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<v Speaker 3>They call me Ben. We're joined as always with our

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<v Speaker 3>super producer Andrew the try Force Howard. Most importantly, you

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<v Speaker 3>are you. You are here. That makes this the stuff

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<v Speaker 3>they don't want you to know. Friends and neighbors, conspiracy

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<v Speaker 3>realist workers of the world unite. We can all agree

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<v Speaker 3>on this at some point in your life. Good question.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever met someone who seems almost purposely bad

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<v Speaker 3>at their job, like not just over their head, but

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<v Speaker 3>like beyond the point of incompetence.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I guess the old cliche is associated with

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<v Speaker 4>like government jobs and people that are like unfirable, but

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<v Speaker 4>that seems to no longer be the case.

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<v Speaker 3>Just running the clock on the pension.

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<v Speaker 4>One percent or you know, there's a certain level of

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<v Speaker 4>potentially entitlement that comes along with people who have been

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<v Speaker 4>in a job for a really, really long time and

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<v Speaker 4>they just start to kind of get bitter and resentful

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<v Speaker 4>and maybe kind of just give up.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I've been in some restaurants where I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 2>sure there's at least someone in the managerial level that

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<v Speaker 2>is specifically attempting to sabotage their own business. The way

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<v Speaker 2>the restrooms look, because of how unclean everything is. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just going who is run this place?

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<v Speaker 5>Not even phoning it in, right, just like not even

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<v Speaker 5>making the call.

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<v Speaker 3>I also love to that point the this happens at

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<v Speaker 3>a few restaurants in Atlanta, I'm sure it's throughout the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Where you look at a menu. Menus, by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>one of my favorite forms of literature. You look at

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<v Speaker 3>a menu and instead of you know, immediately the pricing

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<v Speaker 3>or the list of dishes available, or like a cutesy

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<v Speaker 3>little paragraph about the origin story, you see a full

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<v Speaker 3>half page of the menu dedicated to rules and warnings

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<v Speaker 3>and regulations.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about what I've been in there? What is

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<v Speaker 2>that place?

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<v Speaker 3>There are a couple places. I'm thinking of the Vortex

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<v Speaker 3>that's one.

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<v Speaker 5>But there are a bar no children allowed.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a giant It looks like a ride at

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<v Speaker 4>an amusement park, carnival or something.

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<v Speaker 5>They're very very strict about. No kids allowed.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a bar, but they could let kids in if

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<v Speaker 4>they wanted to, because.

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<v Speaker 2>They serve food.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a restaurant there though.

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<v Speaker 4>That yeah, there is, and they do have a comedy

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<v Speaker 4>brand that actually I think just got bought out. Laughing

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<v Speaker 4>skull skull no longer associated with that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was bought by This is sorry too

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<v Speaker 4>much inside baseball.

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<v Speaker 5>But Taco Mac, which is like a regional chain.

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<v Speaker 4>Of like their Decatur locations, don't particularly care for there Mac.

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<v Speaker 3>They're moving their stuff around. Yeah. Also that that's a

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<v Speaker 3>great observation I would agree with it. Don't have a giant, cartoonish,

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<v Speaker 3>super fascinating looking skull that seems like it belongs on

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<v Speaker 3>a Putt putt course and then make people disappoint their

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<v Speaker 3>children driving by. Anyway, So if you are if you

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<v Speaker 3>have had the dubious experience of meeting someone, perhaps in

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<v Speaker 3>a position of authority, who seems almost like almost purposely

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<v Speaker 3>purpusly bad at their job, then you will be interested

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<v Speaker 3>in tonight's episode. This is a long waited fun when

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<v Speaker 3>for us folks, tonight's episode is about an instruction manual,

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<v Speaker 3>a short book, a novelette. Unlike other manuals or self

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<v Speaker 3>help guides. I don't know if you guys read self

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<v Speaker 3>help books. Wait, let's posit there the secret, right, do

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<v Speaker 3>you read the secret?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm always your people referencing the secret. I guess I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know the secret, and no one shared it with.

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<v Speaker 3>The secret argues popularized by talk show host in billionaire

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<v Speaker 3>Oprah Winfrey. The Secret argues that one must adjust one's

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<v Speaker 3>thoughts to manifest real world results.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, diplomatically put The issue with that is it essentially,

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<v Speaker 3>on some level, argues that people just aren't praying hard enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, But it also is like sort of like

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<v Speaker 4>a self actualization power of positive thinking.

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<v Speaker 5>If you wanted to keep it secular.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, there's some validity to that. Yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know this, look, self help guides, instruction manuals.

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<v Speaker 3>We've all dealt with, at least the manuals. The manual

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking about tonight is not about how to do

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<v Speaker 3>something well. It's got great instructions, for sure, about how

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<v Speaker 3>to assemble certain devices, and there's real mcguiver to it.

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<v Speaker 3>It has phenomenal hacks for the workplace and social dynamics

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<v Speaker 3>that all well, most of which still work and are

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<v Speaker 3>applicable in the modern day. But each and every piece

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<v Speaker 3>of this guide is meant to break a thing. It's

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<v Speaker 3>it's a SITH instruction manual. Back in the day, the

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<v Speaker 3>US government made a literal instruction book on sabotage, and folks,

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<v Speaker 3>we read it spoiler, it is an absolute banger. Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's not just well written, but for the time, it's

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<v Speaker 3>accurate and there's there's unexpected poetic snark throughout it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's super useful if you're trying to be useless.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, or destroy something from within by coercing pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of like cogs in that machine sometimes use act.

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<v Speaker 4>Against its own long game, right, Like, it's like its

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<v Speaker 4>own sabotage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>So listen, all of you all, it's a sabotage. Here

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<v Speaker 3>are the facts, all right. This is called the Simple

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<v Speaker 3>Sabotage Manual, or we'll use that phrase here. To understand

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<v Speaker 3>what it is, we have to understand the folks who

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<v Speaker 3>created it, the OSS, or the Office of Strategic Services.

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<v Speaker 3>The OSS is the direct antecedent or predecessor of the CIA,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was formed. We talked about this in our

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<v Speaker 3>two part episode on the CIA hiring magicians. It was

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<v Speaker 3>formed as a reaction to the disastrous Japanese attacks on

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<v Speaker 3>Pearl Harbor, because before then, all of what we would

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<v Speaker 3>consider US intelligence apparatus it was kind of ad hoc.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you might have some guys in the navies,

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<v Speaker 3>some guys in the army, you might have a loose

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<v Speaker 3>confederation of professors and diplomats. But when the US absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>got waxed at Pearl Harbor, they said, this is a

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<v Speaker 3>massive intelligence failure. Other catastrophes are on the horizon. We

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<v Speaker 3>have to create an organization that just does intelligence.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you say that maybe, prior to Pearl Harbor there

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<v Speaker 4>was sort of a sense of this gentlemanly understanding of

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<v Speaker 4>war and rules of engagement, and then that event sort

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<v Speaker 4>of just tossed that all out the window, and it's like, nah,

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<v Speaker 4>we got to play really dirty.

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<v Speaker 5>Moving forward to.

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<v Speaker 3>A degree, yeah, I would say in that historically intelligence

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<v Speaker 3>and trade craft was going to be largely or significantly

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<v Speaker 3>orbiting the upper end shalons of society.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>You need people who can travel, you need people who

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<v Speaker 3>can speak multiple languages. You need people who can go

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<v Speaker 3>into any room and seem as though they belong in

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<v Speaker 3>that room, So the demographic is pretty limited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're going to talk about this a little more,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just want to put out there that a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of the intelligence that we're talking about here is

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that we've discussed in many other episodes on many

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<v Speaker 2>other topics when it comes to counter what counter propaganda

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<v Speaker 2>is what they would call it, and disinformation campaigns and

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<v Speaker 2>all kinds of stuff that is undermining the enemy without

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<v Speaker 2>weapons or even explosives. And then what we're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>today is where you bring in the explosives and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>other things like rickety machines.

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<v Speaker 3>Right listen, and sabotage. Yeah. So after Pearl Harbor, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's nineteen forty one, there's a president of the US.

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<v Speaker 3>His name's Rosa Belt, and he appoints a absolute larger

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<v Speaker 3>than life cartoonish pill, a very clever man named William

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<v Speaker 3>Donovan wild Bill to his friends. And wild Bill is

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<v Speaker 3>originally helming this thing we talked about in our CI episode.

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<v Speaker 3>They originally call it the Coordinator of Information and this

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<v Speaker 3>becomes the OSS Office of Strategic Services goes It goes

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<v Speaker 3>a fish on June thirteenth, nineteen forty two, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>a very short lived organization. This escapes a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>the fiction and film about this group. Its career is

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<v Speaker 3>very limited. It's sort of like how the historical time

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<v Speaker 3>span of the quote unquote wild West is itself just

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<v Speaker 3>a very brief period of American history. But during its

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<v Speaker 3>very short existence, the OSS was powerful, it was radical,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was is super controversial. I mean, there's no

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<v Speaker 3>arguing that the OSS was anything but instrumental to Allied

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<v Speaker 3>victory in World War Two. But and this is the

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<v Speaker 3>fun this is the funny part about upper echelons and spying.

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<v Speaker 3>At first, I'm sure we all saw this. Other branches

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<v Speaker 3>of the military and the US government did not care

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<v Speaker 3>for the OSS because wild Bill was getting the majority

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<v Speaker 3>of his initial recruits from upper krusty silver spoon types,

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<v Speaker 3>krusty yeah yeah, upper krusty Krembrulai krusty types, wealthy East

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<v Speaker 3>Coast elites. And as the organization grew, that became a

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<v Speaker 3>problem for a moment because people in those circles, the

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<v Speaker 3>blue bloods, right, they saw joining the OSS, or at

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<v Speaker 3>least being affiliated, as a kind of social flex It

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<v Speaker 3>gave you social cachet. You know who, Not only am

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<v Speaker 3>I vander Bildt, but I'm aiding in the war effort.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, well it seems to me maybe I'm wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>correct me if I'm roud here, guys, but it seems

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<v Speaker 2>like a lot of the activities the OSS was getting

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<v Speaker 2>into required creativity, maybe a level of education that wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>that you wouldn't find in a lot of places, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>specifically in the in the types of military operations that

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<v Speaker 2>were being carried out during World War Two. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>different type of thinking and a different type of creativity.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that maybe somebody who comes from those worlds,

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<v Speaker 2>like those Ivy League schools, might flourish in at least

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to the planning and the conceptualization of

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<v Speaker 2>how to undermine the enemy.

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<v Speaker 4>Being able to move with in those circles too, is

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<v Speaker 4>a big deal to what Ben was saying earlier, Like

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<v Speaker 4>in terms of the higher echelon circles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that when the Reynolds impersonate what Brian lefev

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<v Speaker 3>and go into the box seats at that sports game

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<v Speaker 3>and one of them start stealing batteries and the other

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<v Speaker 3>one says, damn it, act like you belong here. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a reference for maybe twelve people, but for this reason,

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<v Speaker 3>for the demographic prevalence of the upper crust. Critics in

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<v Speaker 3>the government and detractors of this plan, they started calling

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<v Speaker 3>this organization ohso social right, because now are you really

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<v Speaker 3>serving the war effort or do you just want to

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<v Speaker 3>have something nice to say at the next gala. So,

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<v Speaker 3>as with some of his other projects, your boy wild

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<v Speaker 3>Bill Donovan does have a sort of logic here. The

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<v Speaker 3>effective agents. They have two types, two rough categories of

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<v Speaker 3>agents in the OSS. The first are loosely called choir boys,

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<v Speaker 3>and these are men and women. They're your desk folks,

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<v Speaker 3>your analysts, your linguistic experts, your intelligence coalators. The other

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<v Speaker 3>category would be the cowboys. These are the field guys.

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<v Speaker 3>They're predominantly young. They're predominantly from well to do families

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<v Speaker 3>in the US, mostly the East Coast. We're talking like

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen to twenty five years old. And all of these

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<v Speaker 3>agents go through this process that evaluates a pretty high

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<v Speaker 3>bar of admittance. To your earlier points, Nolan, that things

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<v Speaker 3>like fluency in other languages, which a lot of Americans

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<v Speaker 3>don't have at that point, frequent and believable excuses for

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<v Speaker 3>international travel, which very few Americans have at that point,

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<v Speaker 3>and then again to the point we've made earlier connections

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<v Speaker 3>to decision makers elites around the world. You have to

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<v Speaker 3>be familiar with the international set. You need to move

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<v Speaker 3>and look as though you belong in those environments. And

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<v Speaker 3>quite simply, you know, class divides and all those problems

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<v Speaker 3>of that time and now set aside. Those are attributes

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<v Speaker 3>that wealthy people are just far more likely to possess.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you can find the smartest guy from rural Appalachia,

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<v Speaker 3>but you're gonna have to teach him Mandarin. He's not

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna know it from grad school, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>And then but I mean, like you know, you've mentioned

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<v Speaker 4>multiple times been what a tall order it is to

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<v Speaker 4>learn that language as an adult. So who really do

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<v Speaker 4>have to have some acumen you know, for picking up

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<v Speaker 4>new languages already, because it's already an uphill climb for

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<v Speaker 4>such a difficult language like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, And they're I think also they're looking for

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<v Speaker 3>Japanese in this context, right, Japanese and then Central and

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<v Speaker 3>Eastern European languages, with German of course being a clear favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a ton of fascinating history out there about the

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<v Speaker 3>oss Uh and ore pal Robert Evans over on behind

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<v Speaker 3>the Bastards did a fantastic deep dive into the history

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<v Speaker 3>of wild Bill. But for our purposes tonight, the main

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<v Speaker 3>thing to remember is this, due to the skills required

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<v Speaker 3>to be a recruit, the OSS always knew it could

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<v Speaker 3>not accomplish its mission through its own internal numbers. So

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<v Speaker 3>first problem, to use a modern phrase, they need to outsource.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which means another really important thing that you need

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<v Speaker 2>to have in your arsenal when you become an OSS

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<v Speaker 2>recruiter someone who's going out there to outsource people, is

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to be able to communicate in very specific

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<v Speaker 2>ways and have phrases and concepts at the ready that

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<v Speaker 2>can manipulate and influence other human beings on the ground level.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The OSS operatives and their allies, particularly the British,

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<v Speaker 3>at this point, they sought to do just what you're describing, Matt,

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<v Speaker 3>to establish communication with people civilian and military alike behind

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<v Speaker 3>denity lines in German occupied parts of Europe. And then

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<v Speaker 3>we could say turn them. I would say it's more

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<v Speaker 3>diplomatic to argue they are convincing that person to help

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<v Speaker 3>with a given task or mission, or in many cases

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<v Speaker 3>to find someone who's already up to some hijinks and say,

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<v Speaker 3>let's teach you out a hijinks you know exactly, Let's

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<v Speaker 3>teach you like high level hijinks.

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<v Speaker 4>For sure, And this was not necessarily the most straightforward

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<v Speaker 4>of tasks.

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<v Speaker 5>There are some.

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<v Speaker 4>Challenges involved, one being that making contact and successfully you know,

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<v Speaker 4>flipping somebody to whatever the cause may be, in this case,

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<v Speaker 4>the cause of the United States, that's not easy. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a challenging thing. It requires a lot of foresight, a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of planning, and a lot of a certain set

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<v Speaker 4>of skills. The second challenge being that you couldn't just

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<v Speaker 4>jump in right away with a new asset after turning them.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a lot of training involved. Throwing them out

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<v Speaker 4>into deep water, as you would say, ben could potentially

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<v Speaker 4>be very very dangerous and would blow their cover and

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<v Speaker 4>make them absolutely useless to you, and all the hard

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<v Speaker 4>work that you put into turning them would be for not.

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<v Speaker 4>So you'd really need to give them some way to

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<v Speaker 4>you know, make them know kung fu, like like like

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<v Speaker 4>Keanu in the in the Matrix, some kind of very

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<v Speaker 4>crash course level amount of training that could get them

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<v Speaker 4>the skills they need, but then put them in the

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<v Speaker 4>field as quickly as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's well said. You can't. You can't find

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<v Speaker 3>the guy who makes the most important rotor in the

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<v Speaker 3>factory and then kidnap them for a month and teach

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<v Speaker 3>them to be a spy. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to, as you were saying, you have to

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<v Speaker 3>give them the basics vicariously indirectly. And the third issue

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<v Speaker 3>is you want to make sure you establish reasonable limits

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<v Speaker 3>on behavior, because otherwise the asset may get overwhelmed, frightened off,

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<v Speaker 3>they may snitched enemy forces, they might accidentally bite off

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<v Speaker 3>more than they can chew. And what if they screw up?

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<v Speaker 3>What if they get caught, you know, trying to sabotage

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<v Speaker 3>some munitions factory right for sure?

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<v Speaker 4>And and maybe just to backcheck with what I was saying,

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<v Speaker 4>I think the biggest thing right away is not removing

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<v Speaker 4>them from that situation where they are expected to be

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<v Speaker 4>for too long, because that in and of itself is

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<v Speaker 4>the whole point for them to be able to use

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<v Speaker 4>that situation to their and our advantage.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into something really quickly here, and it's about

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<v Speaker 2>why would somebody who makes machines for an access power.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say in Italy, decide to work with some stranger

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<v Speaker 2>that comes up to them, right who speaks Italian, But

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know this person, and they're just talking to you,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to convince you of something to work against the

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<v Speaker 2>people you're making the weapons for. Why on earth would

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<v Speaker 2>you do that? And we're going to get into the

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<v Speaker 2>specifics as we get into the manual, but one of

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<v Speaker 2>the main things that these OSS people were looking for

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<v Speaker 2>were a reason, a concrete, specific reason for an individual

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<v Speaker 2>to fight against the powers that they're working for. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's literally like, well, we'll talk about specifics, but if

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<v Speaker 2>you think about it in the real world right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and just to take it a little bit, just for

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<v Speaker 2>a moment to California, you would have something that enough

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<v Speaker 2>people or an individual is angry about, upset about, and

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<v Speaker 2>have reason to fight back against something, then you can

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<v Speaker 2>if you can use that anger, you can maybe flip

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<v Speaker 2>them and turn them to working against the system that

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<v Speaker 2>controls them.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's not super different than assets.

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<v Speaker 4>Say, you know that the FBI might recruit from say

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<v Speaker 4>organized crime, you know, if you've seen it in the

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<v Speaker 4>movies or whatever. There usually has to be some beef

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<v Speaker 4>that they know about and that they are able to

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<v Speaker 4>use to their advantage and give the person a reason

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<v Speaker 4>or they've got some really bad dirt on them that

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<v Speaker 4>I guess could also potentially be an option here.

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<v Speaker 3>And so part of this again we have these three issues.

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<v Speaker 3>We will discuss the unrest in Los Angeles, which I

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<v Speaker 3>think we're all tuned into as we're recording on Monday,

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<v Speaker 3>June ninth. We'll have that coming up in our listener

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<v Speaker 3>mail segment as well. See, we do see some parallels

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<v Speaker 3>with the OSS here. Again we see the first issue

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<v Speaker 3>making contact, the second issue keeping people relatively unextraordinary for

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<v Speaker 3>management and enemy forces. And third, we want to establish

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<v Speaker 3>reasonable limits of behavior. Someone biting off more than they

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<v Speaker 3>can chew could spell disaster for the mission entire So

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<v Speaker 3>how do we navigate these issues? Says the OSS, Especially

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<v Speaker 3>with a ticking clock where every little ding against the

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<v Speaker 3>opponent could change the course of the war, especially if

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<v Speaker 3>they operate over time, The solution quickly became obvious. What

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<v Speaker 3>was the solution? Will tell you after word from our sponsors.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's where it gets crazy. They wrote a book.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a book club.

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<v Speaker 3>They wrote a book.

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<v Speaker 4>Sort of the like Bizarrow evil version of how to

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<v Speaker 4>win friends and influence people.

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<v Speaker 3>It's definitely about influencing people, and those parts are personally

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<v Speaker 3>just the way it's written, those are personally some of

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<v Speaker 3>my favorite parts. That's where I could I could clearly

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<v Speaker 3>hear a repressed stand up comic at the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the manual, But all right, it's a forty four and

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<v Speaker 3>the OSS distributes a literal book on sabotage to OSS

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<v Speaker 3>officers in multiple foreign countries. Outside of a relatively brief preface,

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<v Speaker 3>this thing, the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, which you can

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<v Speaker 3>freely read online or hear an audiobook of it, was

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<v Speaker 3>not solely written for the officers. Instead, it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>teacher's textbook, and it's meant for you, as an officer

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<v Speaker 3>to give this information to citizen saboteurs throughout areas of

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<v Speaker 3>Europe occupied by Germany. These guys that are the intended

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<v Speaker 3>audience of this instruction, they are not the upper crust

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<v Speaker 3>of their society, right, These are not the landed lords

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<v Speaker 3>and ladies. Unlike the original OSS hires. They're much more

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<v Speaker 3>likely to be blue collar workers and middle management. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>are guys on the production line. They're mid tier bosses

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<v Speaker 3>who do admin and set meetings. I can't wait until

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<v Speaker 3>we get to the art of sabotaging meetings. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>essentially a textbook right as the title says, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>textbook for simple sabotage, tons of weird, at times darkly

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<v Speaker 3>hilarious stuff. The CIA will later go on to call

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<v Speaker 3>this surprisingly relevant because get this, guys, I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>they were certain it would work. I don't you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean, Even back then, I think they were

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<v Speaker 3>a bit skeptical about how much of this instruction could

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<v Speaker 3>translate to real world action.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could see that. I don't know. I honestly

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but it does seem like the first major

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<v Speaker 2>foray into this stuff. Although we have talked about how

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<v Speaker 2>the spy game goes way way way back, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>been little versions of this, but never maybe a wide

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<v Speaker 2>scale at least what it says in the introduction to

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<v Speaker 2>the manual, like a wide scale attempt to proliferate sabotage

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<v Speaker 2>amongst like civilians in I think, on three or at

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<v Speaker 2>least three fronts throughout the Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get to that. Let's dive

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<v Speaker 3>into what it taught people to do. So the preface

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<v Speaker 3>of the manual, it's gonna directly let's say all of us,

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<v Speaker 3>the three of us and try force and you listening

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<v Speaker 3>at home, thank you for joining us. Let's say we're

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<v Speaker 3>all oss agents. We get this book, this manual, and

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<v Speaker 3>the front of it directly addresses us. And most of

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<v Speaker 3>what it's trying to do is establish the context in

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<v Speaker 3>which citizen saboteurs, as the manual calls them, reside. It's

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<v Speaker 3>saying like, hey, look, these are not you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, These are not the James Bond types. These

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<v Speaker 3>guys are not black block protesters, a phrase that didn't

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<v Speaker 3>exist at the time. We want them to do simple,

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<v Speaker 3>easy stuff, and we want them to be safe, and

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<v Speaker 3>you have to understand that most of them are not

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<v Speaker 3>going to want to do this. So how do you

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<v Speaker 3>how do you finesse that?

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<v Speaker 4>Why am I picturing this like some sort of like

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, boy scout manual with like an intro

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<v Speaker 4>sort of meant to like puff you up and make

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<v Speaker 4>you feel like welcome to the team, and sort of

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<v Speaker 4>like these are our goals and you know what it

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<v Speaker 4>means to be part of the part of the club.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, yeah, Oh, actually, let's do that for fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Here is a boy Scout handbook.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's just had it within our series that was not coordinated.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you nailed it, nol uh. Page one, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 3>the Adventure of Scouting.

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<v Speaker 5>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what scouting is.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the This is the adventure of sabotage.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right, right right They the manual defines simple sabotage

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<v Speaker 3>with a quote that I believe is worth us just

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<v Speaker 3>reading in full.

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<v Speaker 2>Simple sabotage does not require specially prepared tools or equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>It is executed by an ordinary citizen who may or

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<v Speaker 2>may not act individually and without the necessity for active

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<v Speaker 2>connection with an organized group, and it is carried out

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<v Speaker 2>in such a way as to involve a minimum danger

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<v Speaker 2>of injury, detection, and reprisal.

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<v Speaker 4>You too, can do simple sabotage exactly, exactly. Hey, you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have to be a nuclear physicist. You can just

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<v Speaker 4>realize you don't need to turn the screws all the

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<v Speaker 4>way and then let that pony roll off the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, well, just can we can just move on the

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<v Speaker 2>next line. There in the thing you spoke to the

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<v Speaker 2>poetic nature of this, but also the sith lord like overtones.

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<v Speaker 4>Just because it is pleasant like a manual in this

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<v Speaker 4>but it's not dry like a manual.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no, no, it's clearly someone from a nice

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<v Speaker 3>school in the East Coast in the US wrote this.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you want to, let's do it. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 3>want to do a transatlantic voice, but we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>give it some respect. Where destruction is involved, the weapons

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<v Speaker 3>of the citizen saboteur are salt, nails, candles, pebbles, thread,

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<v Speaker 3>or any other materials he might normally be expected to

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<v Speaker 3>possess as a householder or as a worker in his

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<v Speaker 3>particular occupation. His arsenal is the kitchen shelf, the trash pile,

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<v Speaker 3>his old usual kit of tools and supplies. The targets

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<v Speaker 3>of his sabotage are usually objects to which he has

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<v Speaker 3>normal and in conspicuous access in everyday life stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a really nice picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Siver each one, each one, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>A poor man's empty hand is a weapon. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 3>is dope, honestly, the way it's written. They go on

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<v Speaker 3>to describe two categories of sabotage physical destruction. Right, everybody

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 3>is familiar with that, and interpersonal disruption, which is where

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<v Speaker 3>it gets very severence in off of Spacey and like

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<v Speaker 3>Dilbert comics. Also Scott Adams is a bad person.

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<v Speaker 5>Swing the seeds of discord, you know, among other things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and speaking of chords and even discords, there's a

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 2>thing they mentioned in here right at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the introduction, the human element. That's what they call it.

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<v Speaker 2>The type of activity that just kind of slows down

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<v Speaker 2>the works, slows down the gears of the machine. And

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if you guys remember the ad campaign from

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<v Speaker 2>the early maybe is the mid Oughts, I don't know,

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 2>it's in the two thousands where they would put the

0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 2>human element, the hu human Element. Do you remember this

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 2>ad campaign at all? They were on posters.

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember it, but I don't remember the specificity

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<v Speaker 3>of what they were what they were trying to incite.

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 2>It was Dow Chemical and they were they were saying

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<v Speaker 2>that the thing that makes us different as a chemical

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<v Speaker 2>company is the human human.

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<v Speaker 3>Familiar with the periodic table.

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<v Speaker 4>It made me think of what a globocm like in

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<v Speaker 4>Mister Show and their original logo was people selling people

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<v Speaker 4>to people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, so this is also I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 3>a people first enterprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot you cannot closely supervise the citizen saboteur. You

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<v Speaker 3>cannot be assured of their acumen. Right. And you know

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:41.280
<v Speaker 3>that if you are creating an agent of chaos, even

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 3>in the best of circumstances, it is chaos that will result.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:50.760
<v Speaker 3>So we see a lot of lessons about motivating this saboteur.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you get in the head of this potential asset.

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<v Speaker 3>And we have to remember that a lot of this

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<v Speaker 3>is meant for people who are in Nazi ok areas

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 3>of Europe. They're already probably pissed at the invading regime.

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<v Speaker 3>The manual cleverly notes that some civilians there's a non

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<v Speaker 3>zero chance that they're already engaged in covert disruptive acts,

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 3>but they are likely untrained. They likely have a personal

0:30:22.520 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 3>axe to grind, and the fact that they are added

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<v Speaker 3>to this lowers their odds of success over time, while

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<v Speaker 3>also increasing the likelihood that they will be caught. They

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 3>are subject matter experts right at the factory or what

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:44.240
<v Speaker 3>have you. They know how to screw stuff up, they

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 3>may not know the best way to screw it up,

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 3>and they may not know how to cover their tracks

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 3>and the OSS therefore is attempting to teach those lessons.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, do you think you had to take a

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<v Speaker 4>little test, a little quiz to show that they that

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<v Speaker 4>they did this?

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately the unfortunately the tests were all live.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it? Okay, that makes sense, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, does the fuse work? Did you get caught? If yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and then no, congrats you passed. Now onto the next one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. This is the section that gets into the whole like,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you motivate somebody to even do this kind

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<v Speaker 2>of thing? Because it even states quote, the ordinary citizen

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<v Speaker 2>very probably has no immediate personal motive for committing simple sabotage, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>so no, it's just somebody's not going to just start

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<v Speaker 2>doing this stuff, so he must be made to anticipate

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<v Speaker 2>indirect personal gain.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's that's the issue. Yeah, let's go to that. Like, okay,

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 3>so imply, but do not promise. Yes, indirect personal gain

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:59.080
<v Speaker 3>the pursuit of happiness, very american. Yeah, and so you're

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<v Speaker 3>as SS officers in this scenario, we are instructed to

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<v Speaker 3>check in on our recruits when we can with suggestions, reassurance,

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:15.320
<v Speaker 3>and pressure. Right, that's our stick to our carrot as

0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 3>well as specific task and we want to eliminate feeling discouraged.

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 3>We want to motivate through ideology. That's that indirect personal gain,

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 3>but we have to bridge a cultural gap to do so.

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 3>You want people to feel like there's something they are

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<v Speaker 3>part of, something bigger than themselves and their individual act.

0:32:38.440 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 3>You want to make sure that they are personally safe

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 3>and as incognito as possible, so you can keep the

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 3>grift running over a window of time. But this is

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<v Speaker 3>so precient here. The manual also warns OSS officers. They say, look,

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<v Speaker 3>if you are trying to motivate people through abstract cultural concepts,

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<v Speaker 3>may come up with buppkis. You know, you're in a

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<v Speaker 3>communist country. You're talking about freedom of the press, and

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 3>they're saying, oh yeah, but also I don't want to

0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:10.959
<v Speaker 3>get shot, you know what I mean. From their perspective,

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 3>that's a that's a weak argument. So you have to

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<v Speaker 3>point out specific policies in that land that suck, right, Like.

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Specific officers that are like local to their area.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right sub aldermen whomever, right assistant deputy to the

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 3>assistant deputy of blah blah blah. That guy's food rationing

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<v Speaker 3>policy is whack. Dude, wouldn't it be awesome if that

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:40.680
<v Speaker 3>was no longer there and you could have three times

0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 3>as much bread. You have to meet people where they're

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:46.239
<v Speaker 3>at if you want to take them somewhere, you know,

0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 3>And that's the argument, and it is brilliant the CIA.

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<v Speaker 3>We will see multiple other intelligence agencies replicate that tactic.

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<v Speaker 3>But they also they also acknowledge this is one of

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<v Speaker 3>my favorite life of the whole thing. They also there's

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 3>this stroke of casual brilliance. The writers of this are amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>They acknowledge almost as a throwaway, that what is being

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<v Speaker 3>asked of these civilians fundamentally goes against everyone's idea of

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<v Speaker 3>being competent no matter where you go, whether it's a

0:34:20.480 --> 0:34:23.360
<v Speaker 3>good person, an evil person, or like the majority of

0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:26.919
<v Speaker 3>people and in between, they want to be good at

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<v Speaker 3>what they do. And the manual says, quote, purposeful stupidity

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<v Speaker 3>is contrary to human nature.

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<v Speaker 5>Boom, But is it? It's interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Like they like classifying it that way, purposeful stupidity. It's

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 4>not really stupidity incompetence, right, I mean, if you're being

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 4>intentional about it right to an end, it's actually kind

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 4>of smart.

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<v Speaker 5>You got to cover it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretending to be just bad at what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's go back to let's just right here, jump

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<v Speaker 2>back to number two. I think the heading number twoossible

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<v Speaker 2>effects because they describe some of the things that would

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 2>be like purposefully being stupid or you know whoop sees

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:11.720
<v Speaker 2>and just making things bad, slashing tires, draining fuel, tanks,

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 2>starting fires, starting arguments, acting stupidly, short circuiting electric systems,

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:22.239
<v Speaker 2>upbraiding machine parts, wasting materials, manpower and time. Yes, so

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 2>like doing these little things like again we're saying acting stupidly,

0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Like you're a machine worker, right, and you accidentally do

0:35:28.480 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 2>something that screws up the machine that makes that fabricates

0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 2>the parts for like three days.

0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's the wrong oil in the engine. Yep, oh geez,

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 3>it's too late now.

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 4>But it also doesn't serve the mission if you get

0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:44.719
<v Speaker 4>pegged as an incompetent employee that it canned, right, So

0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:47.080
<v Speaker 4>you guys really tread that line.

0:35:47.160 --> 0:35:49.960
<v Speaker 3>There's a tight rope to walk, which they discuss as well,

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 3>you know, because now you're asking people to endanger themselves

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 3>if you go too hard and paying as an incompetent worker.

0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.799
<v Speaker 3>Then you will be of fire. You will meet that

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:03.719
<v Speaker 3>reprisal you're trying to avoid. So it's best for the

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:09.799
<v Speaker 3>mistakes to be untraceable, attributed to organizational dynamics or to

0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 3>the roaring horde of coworkers. The golden goose, obviously, is

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 3>to not just persuade someone that the risk to their

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 3>livelihood and their family is worth it, but to convince

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:28.880
<v Speaker 3>them that in this case it is superbly rational to

0:36:28.960 --> 0:36:34.239
<v Speaker 3>take irrational action. And the absolute holy grail of it

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 3>is to motivate a civilian saboteur such that they themselves

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.280
<v Speaker 3>believe in the mission to the point where they recruit

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 3>and educate other civilians. Right, Take a little celluloid from

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 3>an old comb, Take a candle and some paper, Light

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:54.280
<v Speaker 3>some stuff up. That's the idea.

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<v Speaker 2>It's viral in nature. Is designed to be viral in

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<v Speaker 2>nature because the own manual states it only really works

0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 2>if you've got thousands of people in an occupied place

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 2>doing this kind.

0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:08.879
<v Speaker 3>Of stuff, right right, paper cuts.

0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, So you kind of have to you have to

0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:15.799
<v Speaker 2>reach that if it's going to be effective. Just two

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:18.000
<v Speaker 2>little extra things to add to this, because I think

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:19.920
<v Speaker 2>it's a great point and it's a great place to

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 2>end this section here, but just to point out that

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:26.319
<v Speaker 2>they even state one of the main things that's going

0:37:26.400 --> 0:37:29.880
<v Speaker 2>to motivate people in this realm is to have the

0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 2>sense that they are working for some unseen organization, basically,

0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:39.320
<v Speaker 2>like some unknown group like the rebels, the Rebel Alliance.

0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 2>We're working for them, and we're just one cog in

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 2>that machine now that's working against this bigger thing. Because

0:37:45.640 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 2>if they ever had that internal realization of oh, well,

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like or well, no, the internal maybe, but

0:37:53.840 --> 0:37:56.160
<v Speaker 2>the for me, the internal realization of oh, I'm just

0:37:56.239 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 2>like one little person standing up against this giant machine, demoralizing, Yeah,

0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:04.359
<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't probably take the action that's sary.

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 4>But if you feel like you're part of a network,

0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 4>this unseen, vast network of people just like you, and

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:13.319
<v Speaker 4>you're working in lockstep, than you are greater than the star.

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:16.759
<v Speaker 3>But like we said, cultivate the perception that the civilian

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 3>is part of something bigger than themselves.

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but specifically this unseen, unknown thing, right is

0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:26.160
<v Speaker 2>the way to keep them there and then and then

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 2>to get them over that line. It says, quote a

0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>reasonable amount of humor in the presentation of suggestions for

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 2>simple sabotage will relax tensions of fear. Just this idea

0:38:39.239 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 2>of that go in with some humor about it, hey like,

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.440
<v Speaker 2>and I've just I could see that character in my mind.

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you gotta you gotta work the cultural type rope

0:38:49.080 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 3>of humor there as well. Right, they're asking a lot

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 3>of the civilian saboteurs, but of the OSS ambassadors in addition, Right,

0:39:00.200 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 3>and they're asking them to traverse some cultural chasms. But

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:07.239
<v Speaker 3>when you get past those cultural chasms, which are again

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 3>the most interesting part, I'm not going to stop teasing that.

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 3>We're getting to that at the end. When you move

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 3>on through this the motivations, the context and so on,

0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 3>the behavioral manipulation, you get to tactics, tools, targets, and

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 3>timing and specifically what they call it. These are divided

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 3>into three categories, and they're time based, situational based categories.

0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 3>General conditions, how to screw things up during general day

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 3>to day things, and then prior to an imminent military

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 3>offensive that's the second category, and then during a military

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 3>offensive that's the third category. And every section attempts to

0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 3>instruct civilian assets on how to behave like Grimlins in

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 3>wartime folklore, right, we all remember, I don't want to

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:07.719
<v Speaker 3>make assumptions, all right, So during the days of wartime aviation,

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 3>back in the day, there was this great lore that

0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:16.280
<v Speaker 3>grew up around the idea of gremlins. It's probably most

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:21.800
<v Speaker 3>well known in the West through the Fantastic Twilight Zone

0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:23.560
<v Speaker 3>episode with William Shatner.

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:26.360
<v Speaker 4>There's also a great Looney Tunes episode where Bugs Bunny

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 4>literally does battle with a gremlin.

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:32.319
<v Speaker 5>And it's really red and stimpy, level fed up, like

0:40:33.440 --> 0:40:34.359
<v Speaker 5>tortured by that guy.

0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:37.359
<v Speaker 4>And usually it's bugs doing the torturing, but in this one,

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 4>this little gremlin runs him through the ringer.

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, gremlins in this milieu are largely invisible, untraceable pest

0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:51.560
<v Speaker 3>that bedevil enemy capabilities. And they don't do it through

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:55.240
<v Speaker 3>grand cinematic acts of destruction, but they do it instead

0:40:55.520 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 3>via a constant, unending barrage of tiny inconvenient Oh this

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 3>is the wrong wrench. Where's the right wrench? Oh crap,

0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 3>we're running out of time to assemble this and things

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 3>just break down. Oh now we have to stop everything

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 3>and figure out how how this breakdown occurred. And all

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 3>these small acts accumulate, they aggregate, they create a domino

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:23.160
<v Speaker 3>effect of logistical chaos. At least that's the idea, right.

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:28.359
<v Speaker 3>It's like, for anybody familiar with StarCraft StarCraft two, I

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:31.880
<v Speaker 3>want to say you you have the thing called like

0:41:31.960 --> 0:41:35.400
<v Speaker 3>the Zerg swarm. Do you guys remember that an individual

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 3>Zerg is not itself extraordinary, but they mob you. They

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:42.560
<v Speaker 3>move in a huge swarm.

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:47.920
<v Speaker 2>The little teeny tiny guys that are on land. When

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:51.120
<v Speaker 2>you've got a specific amount of them that is too many.

0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Just if you just imagine too many tiny little characters,

0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 2>then your your space is going to get overrun.

0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:00.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like how many year olds can you fight?

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You know how many you got those pylons? You know,

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 2>those pilons will get taken out real quick, and then

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:08.839
<v Speaker 2>once you don't have power, you're there to get out

0:42:08.840 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 2>of luck.

0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:12.319
<v Speaker 4>It is funny though, the way Gremlin's been personified as

0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:15.840
<v Speaker 4>these little green monsters. I mean, when the lore was

0:42:15.880 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 4>coming up, was was that how they were described? And

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 4>obviously it's a joke. You don't be believed in this.

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 4>It was more of a personification of the concept of

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.320
<v Speaker 4>this kind of chaos, right.

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:27.840
<v Speaker 2>But it was real things right there. There were pilots

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 2>that would report like that all of a sudden, the

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 2>mechanical stuff on one of the wings is like not

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:36.319
<v Speaker 2>working right all of a sudden while we're mid flight,

0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:37.400
<v Speaker 2>mid mission or something.

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 4>So they believed in little green fellas that were at

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 4>fing their stuff up.

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:43.359
<v Speaker 3>Well, base, we've got a food fighter.

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:46.399
<v Speaker 2>But that was real too.

0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 4>I guess I'm just wondering the specifics around, like true

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:55.200
<v Speaker 4>belief in gremlins as a real entity rather than just

0:42:55.280 --> 0:43:00.840
<v Speaker 4>this concept of this is the personification of chaos and sabotage.

0:43:00.960 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 3>It's like full Cole's pendulum. Right. People can create a

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:08.760
<v Speaker 3>conspiracy knowing that they created it, but then over time

0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 3>other people don't know it was purposely made up. You know,

0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:15.760
<v Speaker 3>so someone and especially you know wartime, when you're always

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:19.319
<v Speaker 3>about to die, like playing sports for a living, it

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 3>encourages superstition. So there probably there's a non zero amount

0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:26.759
<v Speaker 3>of airplane mechanics of World War Two who are like,

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:29.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't believe in God, but there might be something

0:43:29.280 --> 0:43:30.360
<v Speaker 3>to this gremlin story.

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:35.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, because in this manual where we're talking about,

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>they split it up as we're about to get to

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 2>like a regular time when there's it's not wartime, right

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:44.240
<v Speaker 2>before some kind of mobilization, and then during a mobilization

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 2>of war, right, so you imagine that we our side

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:51.400
<v Speaker 2>is encouraging other people to sabotage in all of those times,

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 2>can't we probably imagine that this type of sabotage is

0:43:57.640 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 2>also happening on American soil and British soil, oil, on

0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:05.239
<v Speaker 2>the Allied powers soil. So in the hangars where the

0:44:05.280 --> 0:44:08.720
<v Speaker 2>planes are being built, maybe there's one or two people,

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 2>ten people, maybe dozens of people who are doing these

0:44:12.040 --> 0:44:15.080
<v Speaker 2>little things like not tightening the bolts quite as much

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 2>as they need to be. I don't know.

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:21.279
<v Speaker 3>And also there's a very effective I like that point.

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 3>There's a very effective weaponization of misogyny too in the

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:29.360
<v Speaker 3>factory line, like ah, I'm just the woman. That's why,

0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 3>that's why these bombs keep exploded at the wrong time.

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 3>And this is a it's a grand manipulation of human

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 3>prejudices and assumptions. And the manual here is suggesting that

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:48.799
<v Speaker 3>in this juncture, it's suggesting how you prioritize what to

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 3>hit you want to hit industrial manufacturing, any transportation facilities, roads, railroads, automobiles, trucks, motorcycles,

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:03.720
<v Speaker 3>bicycle even bicycles, screw up the bikes, right, and especially trains.

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 3>And then they say, you also want to hit anything

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:10.920
<v Speaker 3>that could be a communication vector or facility for enemy

0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 3>comms or propaganda, which plays a big role in World

0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:18.839
<v Speaker 3>War Two. They do this was interesting to me. They

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 3>do have a strong asterisk or caveat on direct attacks

0:45:25.000 --> 0:45:30.560
<v Speaker 3>toward what they call developing military factors. They were saying

0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:35.960
<v Speaker 3>this because if you are a civilian and you happen

0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:40.320
<v Speaker 3>to let's say, work at a very high value emergent

0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 3>military facility or to a military base, attacking them greatly

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 3>increases the risk of discovery, which means they're going to

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:52.400
<v Speaker 3>find you and they will learn everything that you know,

0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 3>which is why you know. The USS officers are also

0:45:55.800 --> 0:46:00.359
<v Speaker 3>limiting the civilian saboteur's understanding of the large or lay

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.799
<v Speaker 3>of the land. But if the enemy gains that intelligence,

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:08.719
<v Speaker 3>then they could establish a predictive pattern for destruction and

0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:13.239
<v Speaker 3>could say, hey, things go wrong when the following factors

0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:17.319
<v Speaker 3>coincide with US spinning up a military initiative, right, or

0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:21.120
<v Speaker 3>things die down when something is of a lesser priority,

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:25.000
<v Speaker 3>and then you give away the whole game. You got

0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:28.160
<v Speaker 3>to keep it simple, keep it small, and as we'll

0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:30.000
<v Speaker 3>see after a word from our sponsors.

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:33.319
<v Speaker 5>Keep it stupid, keep it so stupid.

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 3>We returned, all right, This is where we get to

0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:48.520
<v Speaker 3>the good stuff. Specific suggestions for simple sabotage. It's an

0:46:48.520 --> 0:46:55.720
<v Speaker 3>exhaustively numbered list. It explores monopoly of various Sith Macguiver

0:46:55.960 --> 0:47:02.080
<v Speaker 3>level ways of destroyed stuff, destroying building by fire, destroying

0:47:02.120 --> 0:47:04.960
<v Speaker 3>them by or destroying things by water. I don't know

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 3>how about this. This is our primary source, so I

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:13.360
<v Speaker 3>argue we should share at least a few quotations directly

0:47:13.520 --> 0:47:17.799
<v Speaker 3>from the Sabotage Field Manual so you can see how

0:47:17.920 --> 0:47:22.600
<v Speaker 3>specific they get, especially with like this improvised fuse stuff

0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:24.960
<v Speaker 3>is great. It's up there with bag of moths at

0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:26.720
<v Speaker 3>the propaganda film for sure.

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's just jump right in whenever possible, arrange to

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 4>have the fire start after you've gone away. Okay, jacky,

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:36.400
<v Speaker 4>use a candle and paper combination, setting it as close

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:40.160
<v Speaker 4>as possible to the inflammable material you want to burn.

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.440
<v Speaker 4>From a sheet of paper, tear a strip three or

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 4>four centimeters wide and wrap it around the base of

0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:48.279
<v Speaker 4>the candle. Two or three times. Twist more sheets of

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:51.400
<v Speaker 4>paper into loose ropes and place them around the base

0:47:51.440 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 4>of the candle. When the candle flame reaches the encircling strip,

0:47:54.600 --> 0:47:56.440
<v Speaker 4>it will be ignited and in turn will ignite the

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 4>surrounding paper. The size, heat, and duration of the resulting

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:02.480
<v Speaker 4>flame will depend on how much paper you use and

0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:05.840
<v Speaker 4>how much of it you can cramp in a small space.

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Hey, now, let's talk about the conditions that might even

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:13.719
<v Speaker 2>help that fire go further. This is number six on

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 2>their list here. A clean factory is not susceptible to fire,

0:48:19.040 --> 0:48:23.000
<v Speaker 2>but a dirty one is. Workers should be careless with refuse,

0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:26.439
<v Speaker 2>and janitors should be inefficient in cleaning if enough dirt

0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 2>and trash can be accumulated in an otherwise fireproof building

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 2>will become inflammable.

0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 3>And the manual list that as one of the circumstances.

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 3>After it lists several more types of improvised fuses. And

0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:42.720
<v Speaker 3>we got to tell you, folks, it's a little dicey

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:46.600
<v Speaker 3>with our HR and legal department. We don't recommend trying

0:48:46.680 --> 0:48:49.839
<v Speaker 3>these at home, but you do need to know they

0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:53.239
<v Speaker 3>are easy to create and replicate, and trust us, they

0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:56.960
<v Speaker 3>do work, especially in a dirty factory, you know what

0:48:57.000 --> 0:49:00.600
<v Speaker 3>I mean? Like, Hey, I'm middle management. It all the

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:05.200
<v Speaker 3>let's put all the oily rags paint. Yeah, over by,

0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 3>over by the furnace, because that's our new policy. We

0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 3>have a committee on that. There are six people on

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:15.560
<v Speaker 3>the committee, and after four weeks we agreed. Yeah, that's

0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:16.799
<v Speaker 3>a nice teaser, guy.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:20.320
<v Speaker 4>I think one of the most clever like improvised fused

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:22.920
<v Speaker 4>situations I've ever seen was I believe it was in

0:49:23.040 --> 0:49:26.680
<v Speaker 4>Better Call Saul, where Gus Fring is trying to burn

0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:30.000
<v Speaker 4>down his own business and he takes a frozen turkey

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:33.840
<v Speaker 4>and sits it on like a pan, like a govern

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 4>pan that's sort of tilted down towards a fryar, and

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:40.080
<v Speaker 4>so as the heat from the friars starts to defrost

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 4>the turkey, it slides down until it goes in the.

0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:44.880
<v Speaker 5>Fryer and causes a massive grease explosion.

0:49:45.920 --> 0:49:46.719
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that incredible?

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:49.399
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's not in the manual, but that's good.

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:53.319
<v Speaker 3>It would it would work there, especially, I remember what

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:58.280
<v Speaker 3>you're describing their no, because look, the manual does spend

0:49:58.360 --> 0:50:04.879
<v Speaker 3>time on attacks, on livestock attacks, but because of food scarcity,

0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:08.760
<v Speaker 3>they probably wouldn't have pulled off a turkey. You simply

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:12.759
<v Speaker 3>couldn't trust. You couldn't trust the civilian saboteur at this

0:50:12.840 --> 0:50:14.440
<v Speaker 3>time to not take the turkey.

0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:16.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, of course, you know what I mean. Well,

0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 2>while they're actively encouraging, you know, folks to target food

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:24.920
<v Speaker 2>supplies right like it is. It is crazy, like fuel, food, water,

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:28.759
<v Speaker 2>any of the basic supplies. This this thing says, go

0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:30.719
<v Speaker 2>after those. You gotta prioritize these things.

0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:34.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's cut to that one feed crop. They say,

0:50:35.239 --> 0:50:38.920
<v Speaker 3>crops and livestock will probably be destroyed only in areas

0:50:38.920 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 3>where there are large food surpluses or where the enemy

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 3>is known to be stealing food from the people. I'm

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 3>paraphrasing there, But they say, let crops harvest you early

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:54.280
<v Speaker 3>to late, spoil stores of grains, fruit and vegs, soak

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 3>them in water, feed crops, the livestock, leaf stuff in

0:50:57.680 --> 0:51:01.960
<v Speaker 3>the sun. This is sabotage not just by direct action,

0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:06.839
<v Speaker 3>but by neglect. And sabotage by neglect and negligence is

0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 3>quite clever, and I would argue occurs with great success today.

0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 3>This is the thing. They also say, Look, you can

0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 3>compromise any water system. You can attack it. You can

0:51:17.400 --> 0:51:19.600
<v Speaker 3>you can flood the pipes in a way that no

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:22.759
<v Speaker 3>one will catch because you might have Look, we've all

0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:25.359
<v Speaker 3>been there. You could if you get caught, you could

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 3>just say sorry, I had a bad bem. I had

0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 3>a war crime in the bathroom. I'm not working for anybody.

0:51:31.640 --> 0:51:34.320
<v Speaker 3>I just ate the wrong you know, the wrong block.

0:51:34.120 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 4>Is well, I love your death by one thousand paper

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.920
<v Speaker 4>cuts analogy, Ben, because you never want to overplay your

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:42.320
<v Speaker 4>hand on any of these. And I think that's the

0:51:42.440 --> 0:51:47.839
<v Speaker 4>key and the sort of ideology that this manual communicates.

0:51:47.840 --> 0:51:49.720
<v Speaker 5>It really is sort of like a way of life,

0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 5>you know.

0:51:50.200 --> 0:51:52.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's got to bed. Yeah.

0:51:52.440 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, the stuff Ben is describing is it's one of

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 2>those things that if you're a commanding officer and you

0:51:56.680 --> 0:51:58.960
<v Speaker 2>just get word that something like that happening, like oh

0:51:59.120 --> 0:52:01.239
<v Speaker 2>dang it, what the hell, Hell gods, come on, we

0:52:01.280 --> 0:52:02.000
<v Speaker 2>gotta do better.

0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:06.359
<v Speaker 3>There'll bevich over here. Oh yeah, my gosh, this guy

0:52:06.480 --> 0:52:08.360
<v Speaker 3>is like a serial killer of kmmodes.

0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, exactly. But then there's a random warehouse fire, right,

0:52:12.719 --> 0:52:15.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, like, oh crap, we really needed those things. Well,

0:52:15.120 --> 0:52:16.799
<v Speaker 2>they and they also describe, you know, if you're not

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:19.719
<v Speaker 2>gonna use fire, use water, as Ben is saying, make

0:52:19.760 --> 0:52:22.080
<v Speaker 2>the sprinkler system go off and ruin the stuff that's

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>stored in a in a specific area of a warehouse

0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have to be the whole thing. Hit one sprinkler

0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 2>with a hammer, and you've ruined a bunch of important stuff.

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:32.880
<v Speaker 4>Well, and if we know anything about like things like

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 4>insurance fraud, like this stuff is hard to pull off

0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 4>because investigations are going to determine that there was some

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:42.000
<v Speaker 4>foul play or that there was, you know, something going

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:44.759
<v Speaker 4>on behind the scenes. So it's really important to not

0:52:44.960 --> 0:52:46.600
<v Speaker 4>tip your hand in that way, right.

0:52:46.520 --> 0:52:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yeah, but whom is the responsible?

0:52:51.440 --> 0:52:53.240
<v Speaker 4>So a lot of times they maybe would know something

0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:56.600
<v Speaker 4>was funky, but they couldn't really figure out because you

0:52:56.640 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 4>can't fire everybody right right.

0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, the authority wherever they are in these situations are

0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:07.319
<v Speaker 2>planning attacks and military movements and large scale stuff. So

0:53:07.680 --> 0:53:11.040
<v Speaker 2>who is gonna waste resources figuring out how the fire

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 2>got set?

0:53:12.000 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Feels like a demotion, yeah, because there's a bigger mission.

0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 3>And don't you don't you want to move up to

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 3>colonel then why don't you make one of your underleans

0:53:21.239 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 3>look at this, and that underlean is going to make

0:53:23.560 --> 0:53:26.480
<v Speaker 3>another underly and look at this. You know, for anybody

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:29.680
<v Speaker 3>who's worked in manufacturing, you know, if you've been on

0:53:29.719 --> 0:53:33.719
<v Speaker 3>an assembly line, that there are tons of ways machinery

0:53:33.760 --> 0:53:37.359
<v Speaker 3>can go wrong accidentally, right, and that that means there

0:53:37.360 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 3>are tons of ways to sabotage machinery. Fun fact for

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:44.799
<v Speaker 3>our fellow etymology nerds, the word sabotage comes from the

0:53:44.800 --> 0:53:49.239
<v Speaker 3>French word saboteur, which means to bungle, to screw up,

0:53:49.280 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 3>to wreck. It originally did refer to the act of

0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 3>damaging and employer's property, but I love it.

0:53:56.080 --> 0:53:59.719
<v Speaker 4>Initially it was like unintentional, it's it's referring to being

0:53:59.760 --> 0:54:02.359
<v Speaker 4>care being sort of a dumb dumb but then it's

0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:05.200
<v Speaker 4>sort of co opted and there is this layer of

0:54:05.280 --> 0:54:08.040
<v Speaker 4>intent that's built in. When people say sabotage or even

0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:12.280
<v Speaker 4>self sabotage, they're talking about kind of knowingly doing something

0:54:12.320 --> 0:54:14.839
<v Speaker 4>even though you know it's bad or you know it's bad.

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 5>This is going to be a bad result.

0:54:16.719 --> 0:54:20.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And the idea is to earlier point Noel, the

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:24.920
<v Speaker 3>manual is communicating acts of sabotage committed in a way

0:54:24.960 --> 0:54:28.960
<v Speaker 3>that reduces overall recognition of a problem until it is

0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:32.719
<v Speaker 3>past the point of fixing, and several of the acts

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:37.799
<v Speaker 3>are structured. We mentioned this earlier as a such that

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:40.800
<v Speaker 3>you could have a form of temporary cover by getting

0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 3>caught and shrugging and saying, my bad, I didn't know

0:54:44.080 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 3>that was the wrong oil for this engine. Right. That's

0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:49.759
<v Speaker 3>an extreme example, because anybody at that level of a

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.399
<v Speaker 3>line would know the correct oil. But then you can

0:54:52.400 --> 0:54:55.040
<v Speaker 3>blame it on someone else and say, you know, obviously

0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:58.360
<v Speaker 3>you want to blame another department, not another individual. So

0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:01.960
<v Speaker 3>you say, whomever is wreck wasditioning the fuel, sent us

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:05.359
<v Speaker 3>the wrong thing. They sent us the wrong lubricant. And

0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:09.760
<v Speaker 3>this explanation can only work a finite number of times

0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:14.520
<v Speaker 3>before the employee is fired unless is why recruitment is

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<v Speaker 3>a golden goose, unless their boss is also on the grift,

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<v Speaker 3>at which point the bad employee gets promoted.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it also kind of capitalizes or takes advantage

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<v Speaker 4>of the inherent inefficiency of large operations. Right, and like there,

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to get to you in a minute. Some

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<v Speaker 4>of the ways that that discord from within can be

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<v Speaker 4>so and also just kind of creating confusion, not by

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<v Speaker 4>doing the acts, but by messing with the communication and

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<v Speaker 4>messing with the way all the pieces fit together to

0:55:45.719 --> 0:55:49.320
<v Speaker 4>further obscure what's actually going on. This is where it

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<v Speaker 4>really gets fascinating and almost satirical.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my favorite part as well. Let's play the

0:55:54.280 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 3>groundwork for that. So the section about specific industrial sabotage,

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:04.839
<v Speaker 3>it is clearly the result of fascinating, intense research. And

0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:13.040
<v Speaker 3>I strongly suspect that OSS analysts visited manufacturing facilities in

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<v Speaker 3>the United States and they asked what the most common

0:56:16.800 --> 0:56:20.880
<v Speaker 3>or troublesome malfunctions can be. Right, So, like we're talking

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:24.080
<v Speaker 3>to the you know, the head of widget making, what's

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<v Speaker 3>the worst thing that could happen to the widget line?

0:56:27.000 --> 0:56:30.959
<v Speaker 3>And the Supervisor's like, well, you know Mac in thirty four,

0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:33.480
<v Speaker 3>blah blah blah, that was a whole pickle, that was

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<v Speaker 3>a bag of badgers. And they go, great, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for the information. They get back to their HQ, their layer,

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:42.160
<v Speaker 3>and they reverse engineer that issue and they figure out

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:46.239
<v Speaker 3>the easiest, most cost effective way to create that issue.

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<v Speaker 3>It is brilliant. It is fucking evil, and I am

0:56:49.360 --> 0:56:54.399
<v Speaker 3>so impressed with their acumen. But yeah, Rail systems, that's

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<v Speaker 3>where we start to see in the manual, the behavioral tampering,

0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:03.600
<v Speaker 3>the inter personal sabotage. The wildest stuff is at the

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<v Speaker 3>very end. We'll save you the time folks. It's called

0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:11.440
<v Speaker 3>quote general interference with organizations and production. This is the

0:57:11.480 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 3>film office space. You know. The protagonist says he doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>love his job, he stops trying. It's a weaponized version

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:23.280
<v Speaker 3>of the same principles. Insist on doing everything through official channels.

0:57:23.760 --> 0:57:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Never have shortcuts. Always make speeches, talk as frequently as possible,

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<v Speaker 3>at great length. Illustrate your points with long anecdotes.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of this just sounds like the way people act

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<v Speaker 4>on company calls, like yeah, really, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>None of this.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I'm refer to it as almost being satirical,

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<v Speaker 4>because you're describing here just some of the obnoxious parts

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<v Speaker 4>of working in a bureaucracy or working for a big company.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. To finish that part, illustrate your points by long

0:57:51.280 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 3>anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make

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<v Speaker 3>a few appropriate patriotic comments.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds we're as we continue. It is describing Congress,

0:58:05.040 --> 0:58:11.280
<v Speaker 2>it is describing government. It is describing every every slow

0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:14.800
<v Speaker 2>timing thing that you've ever been a part of.

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<v Speaker 3>And Rand Corporation also goes on piggybacking from this research

0:58:20.000 --> 0:58:24.680
<v Speaker 3>or this manual to weaponize some research when possible, refer

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<v Speaker 3>all matters.

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<v Speaker 2>To committees congress.

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<v Speaker 3>Even before emails, people were thinking this could have been

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<v Speaker 3>a letter. Say that you're say that you're doing this

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<v Speaker 3>for further study considerations.

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<v Speaker 5>Not how it's supposed to work. This is the bad way.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure the committees are as large as possible. There

0:58:40.960 --> 0:58:45.200
<v Speaker 3>should never be fewer than five members. Hurt feelings, Always

0:58:45.240 --> 0:58:49.720
<v Speaker 3>bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible, Haggle over

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:54.440
<v Speaker 3>precise wording of communications, ad minutes and resolutions. And when

0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:59.000
<v Speaker 3>you start a meeting, always refer to matters decided upon

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<v Speaker 3>at the last meet and try to relitigate them, reopen

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<v Speaker 3>the question of the whether or not that's.

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<v Speaker 5>A good decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Waste time. And that's that's on the large scale stuff. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what if you're just a manager and you're getting orders

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<v Speaker 2>then from all these committees to do stuff?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Then?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure I understand you.

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<v Speaker 2>For clarification, that's literally, that's literally been said. The first

0:59:26.480 --> 0:59:29.720
<v Speaker 2>thing that it says to do in there, just misunderstand

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<v Speaker 2>everything that comes your way as a manager.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, and the best, the ideal version the OSS wants

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:38.680
<v Speaker 3>is not just to say I misunderstood you, but to

0:59:38.720 --> 0:59:41.960
<v Speaker 3>say right on that sounds great. I'm referring to this

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<v Speaker 3>to this subcommittee that submits questions to the committee upon

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<v Speaker 3>clarification policies, and once we get our clarification policies signed off,

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<v Speaker 3>then we can reopen this conversation according to those policies,

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<v Speaker 3>which will help us refer this to the correct committee

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<v Speaker 3>for that decision.

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<v Speaker 5>It's that moment when you realize that these type of

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<v Speaker 5>operations are inefficient by design.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, but that's what's making me so upset

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<v Speaker 4>or to frustrated. What we're describing here is meant to

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<v Speaker 4>be something that you do to tear down an organization

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<v Speaker 4>or to disassemble it from within. And yet all of

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<v Speaker 4>these things could read like a manual how to manual

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<v Speaker 4>of how to conduct parliamentary procedure.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred percent. Yeah, it's weaponized parliamentary procedure. And you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to be a saboteur to do that. To

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<v Speaker 3>those excellent points earlier, we see elected members of Congress

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<v Speaker 3>enacting these things specifically to advance their agendas and stymy

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<v Speaker 3>progress of their enemies or arguably the American public.

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<v Speaker 2>Boom agree do everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Possible to delay the delivery of orders. They already just

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<v Speaker 3>straight up said filibuster, you guys, filibuster about everything. If

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<v Speaker 3>there are parts of an order for manufacturing and assembly

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<v Speaker 3>that are ready beforehand, just don't send them through. Just

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<v Speaker 3>hold off. Take forever to write train tickets, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah you know, Oh no, there they are. Oh my mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't order stuff until well after you needed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, a bad job.

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<v Speaker 5>Just do a bad job.

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<v Speaker 2>In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs. First,

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<v Speaker 2>see that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers

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<v Speaker 2>of poor machines. Yes. When training new workers, give incomplete

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<v Speaker 2>and misleading instructions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah yeah, and also insist on perfect work with

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<v Speaker 3>stuff that doesn't matter, and with important stuff, approve the

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<v Speaker 3>heck out of it. Also screw up morale overall by

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<v Speaker 3>promoting and praising visibly praising inefficient and bad workers. And

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<v Speaker 3>then do your best to discribt inminate against the competent ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Never do paperwork on time, Always spread rumors. This is great, man.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like the necronomicon for middle office management. But

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<v Speaker 3>this okay, this sounds familiar, unfortunately to a lot of us.

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<v Speaker 3>The final section is real, sith lord. It's for an

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<v Speaker 3>employee non management, screwing up the workplace, things like always

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<v Speaker 3>complain and never teach other people, never pass on your

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<v Speaker 3>skill or experience. If someone asks you for help, tell

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<v Speaker 3>them the wrong way to do it. God dude, it's

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<v Speaker 3>so petty. It feels like it's asking a lot too.

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<v Speaker 3>Because these these folks practicing this simple sabotage, especially on

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<v Speaker 3>an interpersonal level, they are going to get caught. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>there will be consequences unless it's like a Cambridge five

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<v Speaker 3>thing where the you know, the compromise goes all the way.

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<v Speaker 4>Up and then the subterfusion of it all just the

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<v Speaker 4>like dishonesty, like if this one, if possible, join or

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<v Speaker 4>help organize a group for presenting employee problems to management.

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<v Speaker 5>Why so that you can then be.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the spokesperson of the wrong thing, see that the

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<v Speaker 4>procedures adopted are as inconvenient as possible for the management

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<v Speaker 4>involving the presence of a large number of employees at

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<v Speaker 4>each presentation.

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<v Speaker 5>We're talking about community meetings here. We're talking about, oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, a little meeting that we have like every week,

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<v Speaker 2>even like where can stit?

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<v Speaker 5>You you know, town halls and things.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that too, you know, Yeah, I've got more of

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<v Speaker 3>a comment than a question. Yes, yeah. And also make

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<v Speaker 3>sure that each grievance gets its own separate meeting, and

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<v Speaker 3>need all the people there for every meeting bring up

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<v Speaker 3>problems that are largely imaginary and then misunderstand as employee everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe we'ven ended on this one of the final and

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<v Speaker 3>weirdest instructions for employees.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I give you mind bripe off? Or that is

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite one of the whole manual. Just before we

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<v Speaker 2>jump to these last two, uh, jam paper, bits of wood, hairpins,

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<v Speaker 2>and anything else that will fit into the locks of

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<v Speaker 2>all unguarded entrances to all public buildings. Somebody going around put.

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<v Speaker 4>Gum into the payphones, you know, like yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>little anarchist cookbook at that level. Here's my favorite line,

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<v Speaker 4>which is strange. This is towards the end quote cry

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<v Speaker 4>and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by

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<v Speaker 4>government clerk.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm about to do that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So what says soon says why are you always making

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<v Speaker 3>us have all these crazy meetings? You immediately fucking break down.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say, why are you guys bullying me?

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<v Speaker 4>You know that's a rhetorical device, a manipulation that is

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<v Speaker 4>often employed by folks, even in relationships where someone calls

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<v Speaker 4>you on something and then you immediately cry and say,

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<v Speaker 4>why are you so mean to me?

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<v Speaker 5>Or I'm just I'm just such a bad person.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't you know, like I mean, it's just a

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<v Speaker 4>way of deflecting the actual thing of value and kicking

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<v Speaker 4>the can down the road because now you have this

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<v Speaker 4>new problem to deal with, and it kicks that important

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<v Speaker 4>thing right out of your mind because you're being presented

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<v Speaker 4>with a person literally losing it.

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<v Speaker 3>The histrionics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do feel like you can see a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of this at work, not just in government, but just

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<v Speaker 2>in society in general.

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<v Speaker 3>In five yeah, like how Jonathan Strickland keeps calling those

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<v Speaker 3>meetings and then he cries, oh, well, we can't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>He misunderstands everything, everything, folks.

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<v Speaker 3>This is just a rough overview of the Simple Sabotage Manual.

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<v Speaker 3>It is short. We encourage you to read it. You

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<v Speaker 3>can check it out now for yourself in audio or

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<v Speaker 3>print form anywhere online. It was not declassified until two

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<v Speaker 3>thousand and eight, and due to the circumstances surrounding the publication,

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<v Speaker 3>the dissemination, we'll never know how many copies were made.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know to what degree these instructions were enacted

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<v Speaker 3>in the field, but we do know this, and this

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<v Speaker 3>is troubling. The concept had to have worked to some extent,

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<v Speaker 3>because we can assume this because the OSS's later form,

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<v Speaker 3>the CIA, went on to publish more sketchy subversive manuals,

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<v Speaker 3>The Assassination Manual in the nineteen fifties. You can read

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<v Speaker 3>a version of that online and the Freedom Fighter's Manual

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<v Speaker 3>in the nineteen eighties, dropped by air throughout Nicaragua. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's got to work, and it makes us wonder what

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<v Speaker 3>else is out there, what has yet to be declassified,

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<v Speaker 3>What manuals are being used now for tonight. That's the

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<v Speaker 4>Jeez, oh man, we didn't even talk about how this

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<v Speaker 4>stuff can be applied to sewing chaos and disinformation and

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