1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies. History is 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: learn this stuff they don't want you to know. A 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. 5 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back to the show. My name is Matt, 6 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 2: my name is Noel. 7 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 3: They call me Ben. We're joined as always with our 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 3: super producer Andrew the try Force Howard. Most importantly, you 9 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 3: are you. You are here. That makes this the stuff 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 3: they don't want you to know. Friends and neighbors, conspiracy 11 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 3: realist workers of the world unite. We can all agree 12 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 3: on this at some point in your life. Good question. 13 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 3: Have you ever met someone who seems almost purposely bad 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 3: at their job, like not just over their head, but 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 3: like beyond the point of incompetence. 16 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 4: I mean, I guess the old cliche is associated with 17 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 4: like government jobs and people that are like unfirable, but 18 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 4: that seems to no longer be the case. 19 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 3: Just running the clock on the pension. 20 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 4: One percent or you know, there's a certain level of 21 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 4: potentially entitlement that comes along with people who have been 22 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 4: in a job for a really, really long time and 23 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 4: they just start to kind of get bitter and resentful 24 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 4: and maybe kind of just give up. 25 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 2: You know, I've been in some restaurants where I'm pretty 26 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 2: sure there's at least someone in the managerial level that 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 2: is specifically attempting to sabotage their own business. The way 28 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 2: the restrooms look, because of how unclean everything is. Sure, 29 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 2: you're just going who is run this place? 30 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 5: Not even phoning it in, right, just like not even 31 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 5: making the call. 32 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 3: I also love to that point the this happens at 33 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 3: a few restaurants in Atlanta, I'm sure it's throughout the world. 34 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 3: Where you look at a menu. Menus, by the way, 35 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 3: one of my favorite forms of literature. You look at 36 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 3: a menu and instead of you know, immediately the pricing 37 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 3: or the list of dishes available, or like a cutesy 38 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 3: little paragraph about the origin story, you see a full 39 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 3: half page of the menu dedicated to rules and warnings 40 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 3: and regulations. 41 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 2: You're talking about what I've been in there? What is 42 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 2: that place? 43 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 3: There are a couple places. I'm thinking of the Vortex 44 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 3: that's one. 45 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 5: But there are a bar no children allowed. 46 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 4: It's like a giant It looks like a ride at 47 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 4: an amusement park, carnival or something. 48 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 5: They're very very strict about. No kids allowed. 49 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 4: It's a bar, but they could let kids in if 50 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,519 Speaker 4: they wanted to, because. 51 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 2: They serve food. 52 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 5: It's a restaurant there though. 53 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 4: That yeah, there is, and they do have a comedy 54 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 4: brand that actually I think just got bought out. Laughing 55 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,839 Speaker 4: skull skull no longer associated with that. 56 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 3: I think that makes sense. 57 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 4: I think it was bought by This is sorry too 58 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 4: much inside baseball. 59 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 5: But Taco Mac, which is like a regional chain. 60 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 4: Of like their Decatur locations, don't particularly care for there Mac. 61 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 3: They're moving their stuff around. Yeah. Also that that's a 62 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 3: great observation I would agree with it. Don't have a giant, cartoonish, 63 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: super fascinating looking skull that seems like it belongs on 64 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 3: a Putt putt course and then make people disappoint their 65 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 3: children driving by. Anyway, So if you are if you 66 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 3: have had the dubious experience of meeting someone, perhaps in 67 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 3: a position of authority, who seems almost like almost purposely 68 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 3: purpusly bad at their job, then you will be interested 69 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 3: in tonight's episode. This is a long waited fun when 70 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 3: for us folks, tonight's episode is about an instruction manual, 71 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 3: a short book, a novelette. Unlike other manuals or self 72 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 3: help guides. I don't know if you guys read self 73 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: help books. Wait, let's posit there the secret, right, do 74 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 3: you read the secret? 75 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 4: I'm always your people referencing the secret. I guess I 76 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 4: don't know the secret, and no one shared it with. 77 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 3: The secret argues popularized by talk show host in billionaire 78 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 3: Oprah Winfrey. The Secret argues that one must adjust one's 79 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 3: thoughts to manifest real world results. 80 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 5: Ah. 81 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 3: Yes, diplomatically put The issue with that is it essentially, 82 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,479 Speaker 3: on some level, argues that people just aren't praying hard enough. 83 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 4: Oh okay, But it also is like sort of like 84 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 4: a self actualization power of positive thinking. 85 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 5: If you wanted to keep it secular. 86 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 3: Right, there's some validity to that. Yeah, I think so. 87 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 3: But you know this, look, self help guides, instruction manuals. 88 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 3: We've all dealt with, at least the manuals. The manual 89 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 3: we're talking about tonight is not about how to do 90 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 3: something well. It's got great instructions, for sure, about how 91 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 3: to assemble certain devices, and there's real mcguiver to it. 92 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 3: It has phenomenal hacks for the workplace and social dynamics 93 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 3: that all well, most of which still work and are 94 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 3: applicable in the modern day. But each and every piece 95 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 3: of this guide is meant to break a thing. It's 96 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 3: it's a SITH instruction manual. Back in the day, the 97 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:31,919 Speaker 3: US government made a literal instruction book on sabotage, and folks, 98 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 3: we read it spoiler, it is an absolute banger. Like 99 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,160 Speaker 3: it's not just well written, but for the time, it's 100 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 3: accurate and there's there's unexpected poetic snark throughout it. 101 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 5: Oh for sure. 102 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's super useful if you're trying to be useless. 103 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 2: Well yeah, or destroy something from within by coercing pieces 104 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 2: of like cogs in that machine sometimes use act. 105 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 4: Against its own long game, right, Like, it's like its 106 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 4: own sabotage. 107 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:04,839 Speaker 2: It's crazy. 108 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 3: So listen, all of you all, it's a sabotage. Here 109 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 3: are the facts, all right. This is called the Simple 110 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: Sabotage Manual, or we'll use that phrase here. To understand 111 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 3: what it is, we have to understand the folks who 112 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 3: created it, the OSS, or the Office of Strategic Services. 113 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 3: The OSS is the direct antecedent or predecessor of the CIA, 114 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 3: and it was formed. We talked about this in our 115 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 3: two part episode on the CIA hiring magicians. It was 116 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 3: formed as a reaction to the disastrous Japanese attacks on 117 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 3: Pearl Harbor, because before then, all of what we would 118 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 3: consider US intelligence apparatus it was kind of ad hoc. 119 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 3: You know, you might have some guys in the navies, 120 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 3: some guys in the army, you might have a loose 121 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 3: confederation of professors and diplomats. But when the US absolutely 122 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 3: got waxed at Pearl Harbor, they said, this is a 123 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 3: massive intelligence failure. Other catastrophes are on the horizon. We 124 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 3: have to create an organization that just does intelligence. 125 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 4: Would you say that maybe, prior to Pearl Harbor there 126 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 4: was sort of a sense of this gentlemanly understanding of 127 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 4: war and rules of engagement, and then that event sort 128 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 4: of just tossed that all out the window, and it's like, nah, 129 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 4: we got to play really dirty. 130 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 5: Moving forward to. 131 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 3: A degree, yeah, I would say in that historically intelligence 132 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 3: and trade craft was going to be largely or significantly 133 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 3: orbiting the upper end shalons of society. 134 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 5: Right. 135 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 3: You need people who can travel, you need people who 136 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 3: can speak multiple languages. You need people who can go 137 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 3: into any room and seem as though they belong in 138 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 3: that room, So the demographic is pretty limited. 139 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to talk about this a little more, 140 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 2: but I just want to put out there that a 141 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 2: lot of the intelligence that we're talking about here is 142 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 2: stuff that we've discussed in many other episodes on many 143 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 2: other topics when it comes to counter what counter propaganda 144 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 2: is what they would call it, and disinformation campaigns and 145 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff that is undermining the enemy without 146 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 2: weapons or even explosives. And then what we're talking about 147 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 2: today is where you bring in the explosives and you know, 148 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 2: other things like rickety machines. 149 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 3: Right listen, and sabotage. Yeah. So after Pearl Harbor, all right, 150 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 3: it's nineteen forty one, there's a president of the US. 151 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 3: His name's Rosa Belt, and he appoints a absolute larger 152 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 3: than life cartoonish pill, a very clever man named William 153 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 3: Donovan wild Bill to his friends. And wild Bill is 154 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 3: originally helming this thing we talked about in our CI episode. 155 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 3: They originally call it the Coordinator of Information and this 156 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 3: becomes the OSS Office of Strategic Services goes It goes 157 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 3: a fish on June thirteenth, nineteen forty two, and it's 158 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 3: a very short lived organization. This escapes a lot of 159 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 3: the fiction and film about this group. Its career is 160 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 3: very limited. It's sort of like how the historical time 161 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 3: span of the quote unquote wild West is itself just 162 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:53,200 Speaker 3: a very brief period of American history. But during its 163 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 3: very short existence, the OSS was powerful, it was radical, 164 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 3: and it was is super controversial. I mean, there's no 165 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:07,440 Speaker 3: arguing that the OSS was anything but instrumental to Allied 166 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 3: victory in World War Two. But and this is the 167 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 3: fun this is the funny part about upper echelons and spying. 168 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 3: At first, I'm sure we all saw this. Other branches 169 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 3: of the military and the US government did not care 170 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 3: for the OSS because wild Bill was getting the majority 171 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 3: of his initial recruits from upper krusty silver spoon types, 172 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 3: krusty yeah yeah, upper krusty Krembrulai krusty types, wealthy East 173 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:43,719 Speaker 3: Coast elites. And as the organization grew, that became a 174 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 3: problem for a moment because people in those circles, the 175 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 3: blue bloods, right, they saw joining the OSS, or at 176 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 3: least being affiliated, as a kind of social flex It 177 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 3: gave you social cachet. You know who, Not only am 178 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 3: I vander Bildt, but I'm aiding in the war effort. 179 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, well it seems to me maybe I'm wrong, 180 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 2: correct me if I'm roud here, guys, but it seems 181 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 2: like a lot of the activities the OSS was getting 182 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 2: into required creativity, maybe a level of education that wouldn't 183 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,200 Speaker 2: that you wouldn't find in a lot of places, you know, 184 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 2: specifically in the in the types of military operations that 185 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 2: were being carried out during World War Two. It's a 186 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 2: different type of thinking and a different type of creativity. 187 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 2: I think that maybe somebody who comes from those worlds, 188 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 2: like those Ivy League schools, might flourish in at least 189 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 2: when it comes to the planning and the conceptualization of 190 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 2: how to undermine the enemy. 191 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 4: Being able to move with in those circles too, is 192 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 4: a big deal to what Ben was saying earlier, Like 193 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,920 Speaker 4: in terms of the higher echelon circles. 194 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, like that when the Reynolds impersonate what Brian lefev 195 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 3: and go into the box seats at that sports game 196 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,319 Speaker 3: and one of them start stealing batteries and the other 197 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 3: one says, damn it, act like you belong here. That's 198 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,720 Speaker 3: a reference for maybe twelve people, but for this reason, 199 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 3: for the demographic prevalence of the upper crust. Critics in 200 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 3: the government and detractors of this plan, they started calling 201 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 3: this organization ohso social right, because now are you really 202 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,839 Speaker 3: serving the war effort or do you just want to 203 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 3: have something nice to say at the next gala. So, 204 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,520 Speaker 3: as with some of his other projects, your boy wild 205 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 3: Bill Donovan does have a sort of logic here. The 206 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:49,559 Speaker 3: effective agents. They have two types, two rough categories of 207 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 3: agents in the OSS. The first are loosely called choir boys, 208 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,359 Speaker 3: and these are men and women. They're your desk folks, 209 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 3: your analysts, your linguistic experts, your intelligence coalators. The other 210 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 3: category would be the cowboys. These are the field guys. 211 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 3: They're predominantly young. They're predominantly from well to do families 212 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,240 Speaker 3: in the US, mostly the East Coast. We're talking like 213 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 3: nineteen to twenty five years old. And all of these 214 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 3: agents go through this process that evaluates a pretty high 215 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 3: bar of admittance. To your earlier points, Nolan, that things 216 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,959 Speaker 3: like fluency in other languages, which a lot of Americans 217 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 3: don't have at that point, frequent and believable excuses for 218 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 3: international travel, which very few Americans have at that point, 219 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 3: and then again to the point we've made earlier connections 220 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 3: to decision makers elites around the world. You have to 221 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 3: be familiar with the international set. You need to move 222 00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,160 Speaker 3: and look as though you belong in those environments. And 223 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 3: quite simply, you know, class divides and all those problems 224 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 3: of that time and now set aside. Those are attributes 225 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,720 Speaker 3: that wealthy people are just far more likely to possess. 226 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 3: You know, you can find the smartest guy from rural Appalachia, 227 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 3: but you're gonna have to teach him Mandarin. He's not 228 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 3: just gonna know it from grad school, you know what 229 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,360 Speaker 3: I mean. 230 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 4: And then but I mean, like you know, you've mentioned 231 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 4: multiple times been what a tall order it is to 232 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 4: learn that language as an adult. So who really do 233 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 4: have to have some acumen you know, for picking up 234 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 4: new languages already, because it's already an uphill climb for 235 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 4: such a difficult language like that. 236 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And they're I think also they're looking for 237 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 3: Japanese in this context, right, Japanese and then Central and 238 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 3: Eastern European languages, with German of course being a clear favorite. 239 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,360 Speaker 3: There's a ton of fascinating history out there about the 240 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 3: oss Uh and ore pal Robert Evans over on behind 241 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 3: the Bastards did a fantastic deep dive into the history 242 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 3: of wild Bill. But for our purposes tonight, the main 243 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 3: thing to remember is this, due to the skills required 244 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 3: to be a recruit, the OSS always knew it could 245 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 3: not accomplish its mission through its own internal numbers. So 246 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 3: first problem, to use a modern phrase, they need to outsource. 247 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, which means another really important thing that you need 248 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 2: to have in your arsenal when you become an OSS 249 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,240 Speaker 2: recruiter someone who's going out there to outsource people, is 250 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,239 Speaker 2: you've got to be able to communicate in very specific 251 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 2: ways and have phrases and concepts at the ready that 252 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 2: can manipulate and influence other human beings on the ground level. 253 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 3: Yeah. The OSS operatives and their allies, particularly the British, 254 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 3: at this point, they sought to do just what you're describing, Matt, 255 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 3: to establish communication with people civilian and military alike behind 256 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 3: denity lines in German occupied parts of Europe. And then 257 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 3: we could say turn them. I would say it's more 258 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 3: diplomatic to argue they are convincing that person to help 259 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,000 Speaker 3: with a given task or mission, or in many cases 260 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 3: to find someone who's already up to some hijinks and say, 261 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 3: let's teach you out a hijinks you know exactly, Let's 262 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 3: teach you like high level hijinks. 263 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 4: For sure, And this was not necessarily the most straightforward 264 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 4: of tasks. 265 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 5: There are some. 266 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 4: Challenges involved, one being that making contact and successfully you know, 267 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 4: flipping somebody to whatever the cause may be, in this case, 268 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 4: the cause of the United States, that's not easy. It's 269 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,280 Speaker 4: a challenging thing. It requires a lot of foresight, a 270 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,400 Speaker 4: lot of planning, and a lot of a certain set 271 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 4: of skills. The second challenge being that you couldn't just 272 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 4: jump in right away with a new asset after turning them. 273 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 4: There is a lot of training involved. Throwing them out 274 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,000 Speaker 4: into deep water, as you would say, ben could potentially 275 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 4: be very very dangerous and would blow their cover and 276 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 4: make them absolutely useless to you, and all the hard 277 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 4: work that you put into turning them would be for not. 278 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,080 Speaker 4: So you'd really need to give them some way to 279 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 4: you know, make them know kung fu, like like like 280 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 4: Keanu in the in the Matrix, some kind of very 281 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 4: crash course level amount of training that could get them 282 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,159 Speaker 4: the skills they need, but then put them in the 283 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 4: field as quickly as possible. 284 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's well said. You can't. You can't find 285 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:45,399 Speaker 3: the guy who makes the most important rotor in the 286 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,160 Speaker 3: factory and then kidnap them for a month and teach 287 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 3: them to be a spy. You know what I mean? 288 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 3: You have to, as you were saying, you have to 289 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:58,439 Speaker 3: give them the basics vicariously indirectly. And the third issue 290 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,040 Speaker 3: is you want to make sure you establish reasonable limits 291 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 3: on behavior, because otherwise the asset may get overwhelmed, frightened off, 292 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 3: they may snitched enemy forces, they might accidentally bite off 293 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,880 Speaker 3: more than they can chew. And what if they screw up? 294 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 3: What if they get caught, you know, trying to sabotage 295 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,120 Speaker 3: some munitions factory right for sure? 296 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 4: And and maybe just to backcheck with what I was saying, 297 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 4: I think the biggest thing right away is not removing 298 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,439 Speaker 4: them from that situation where they are expected to be 299 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,439 Speaker 4: for too long, because that in and of itself is 300 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 4: the whole point for them to be able to use 301 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 4: that situation to their and our advantage. 302 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,919 Speaker 2: Let's get into something really quickly here, and it's about 303 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,640 Speaker 2: why would somebody who makes machines for an access power. 304 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 2: Let's say in Italy, decide to work with some stranger 305 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,199 Speaker 2: that comes up to them, right who speaks Italian, But 306 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,359 Speaker 2: you don't know this person, and they're just talking to you, 307 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 2: trying to convince you of something to work against the 308 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 2: people you're making the weapons for. Why on earth would 309 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 2: you do that? And we're going to get into the 310 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,920 Speaker 2: specifics as we get into the manual, but one of 311 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 2: the main things that these OSS people were looking for 312 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:14,000 Speaker 2: were a reason, a concrete, specific reason for an individual 313 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,440 Speaker 2: to fight against the powers that they're working for. So 314 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 2: it's literally like, well, we'll talk about specifics, but if 315 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,160 Speaker 2: you think about it in the real world right now, 316 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,439 Speaker 2: and just to take it a little bit, just for 317 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 2: a moment to California, you would have something that enough 318 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 2: people or an individual is angry about, upset about, and 319 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:38,160 Speaker 2: have reason to fight back against something, then you can 320 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 2: if you can use that anger, you can maybe flip 321 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 2: them and turn them to working against the system that 322 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 2: controls them. 323 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,359 Speaker 5: I mean, it's not super different than assets. 324 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 4: Say, you know that the FBI might recruit from say 325 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,919 Speaker 4: organized crime, you know, if you've seen it in the 326 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,159 Speaker 4: movies or whatever. There usually has to be some beef 327 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 4: that they know about and that they are able to 328 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,119 Speaker 4: use to their advantage and give the person a reason 329 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,680 Speaker 4: or they've got some really bad dirt on them that 330 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 4: I guess could also potentially be an option here. 331 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 3: And so part of this again we have these three issues. 332 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 3: We will discuss the unrest in Los Angeles, which I 333 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,600 Speaker 3: think we're all tuned into as we're recording on Monday, 334 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 3: June ninth. We'll have that coming up in our listener 335 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:32,840 Speaker 3: mail segment as well. See, we do see some parallels 336 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,400 Speaker 3: with the OSS here. Again we see the first issue 337 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 3: making contact, the second issue keeping people relatively unextraordinary for 338 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:49,280 Speaker 3: management and enemy forces. And third, we want to establish 339 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,919 Speaker 3: reasonable limits of behavior. Someone biting off more than they 340 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 3: can chew could spell disaster for the mission entire So 341 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:02,399 Speaker 3: how do we navigate these issues? Says the OSS, Especially 342 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:06,639 Speaker 3: with a ticking clock where every little ding against the 343 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,199 Speaker 3: opponent could change the course of the war, especially if 344 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 3: they operate over time, The solution quickly became obvious. What 345 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:24,960 Speaker 3: was the solution? Will tell you after word from our sponsors. 346 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 3: Here's where it gets crazy. They wrote a book. 347 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,119 Speaker 2: There's a book club. 348 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,400 Speaker 3: They wrote a book. 349 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,119 Speaker 4: Sort of the like Bizarrow evil version of how to 350 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 4: win friends and influence people. 351 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:45,359 Speaker 3: It's definitely about influencing people, and those parts are personally 352 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,159 Speaker 3: just the way it's written, those are personally some of 353 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 3: my favorite parts. That's where I could I could clearly 354 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 3: hear a repressed stand up comic at the end of 355 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 3: the manual, But all right, it's a forty four and 356 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:07,119 Speaker 3: the OSS distributes a literal book on sabotage to OSS 357 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:14,160 Speaker 3: officers in multiple foreign countries. Outside of a relatively brief preface, 358 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,119 Speaker 3: this thing, the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, which you can 359 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,320 Speaker 3: freely read online or hear an audiobook of it, was 360 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:25,840 Speaker 3: not solely written for the officers. Instead, it's like a 361 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 3: teacher's textbook, and it's meant for you, as an officer 362 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 3: to give this information to citizen saboteurs throughout areas of 363 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:41,359 Speaker 3: Europe occupied by Germany. These guys that are the intended 364 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:46,719 Speaker 3: audience of this instruction, they are not the upper crust 365 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,240 Speaker 3: of their society, right, These are not the landed lords 366 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:54,400 Speaker 3: and ladies. Unlike the original OSS hires. They're much more 367 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,359 Speaker 3: likely to be blue collar workers and middle management. You know, 368 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 3: are guys on the production line. They're mid tier bosses 369 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 3: who do admin and set meetings. I can't wait until 370 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:11,400 Speaker 3: we get to the art of sabotaging meetings. But it's 371 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,479 Speaker 3: essentially a textbook right as the title says, it's a 372 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 3: textbook for simple sabotage, tons of weird, at times darkly 373 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 3: hilarious stuff. The CIA will later go on to call 374 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:28,200 Speaker 3: this surprisingly relevant because get this, guys, I don't think 375 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,199 Speaker 3: they were certain it would work. I don't you know 376 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 3: what I mean, Even back then, I think they were 377 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,879 Speaker 3: a bit skeptical about how much of this instruction could 378 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 3: translate to real world action. 379 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that. I don't know. I honestly 380 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,639 Speaker 2: don't know, but it does seem like the first major 381 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,200 Speaker 2: foray into this stuff. Although we have talked about how 382 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,320 Speaker 2: the spy game goes way way way back, so there's 383 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 2: been little versions of this, but never maybe a wide 384 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 2: scale at least what it says in the introduction to 385 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,680 Speaker 2: the manual, like a wide scale attempt to proliferate sabotage 386 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 2: amongst like civilians in I think, on three or at 387 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 2: least three fronts throughout the Yes. 388 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get to that. Let's dive 389 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 3: into what it taught people to do. So the preface 390 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 3: of the manual, it's gonna directly let's say all of us, 391 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 3: the three of us and try force and you listening 392 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 3: at home, thank you for joining us. Let's say we're 393 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:35,120 Speaker 3: all oss agents. We get this book, this manual, and 394 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 3: the front of it directly addresses us. And most of 395 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,239 Speaker 3: what it's trying to do is establish the context in 396 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 3: which citizen saboteurs, as the manual calls them, reside. It's 397 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,520 Speaker 3: saying like, hey, look, these are not you know what 398 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 3: I mean, These are not the James Bond types. These 399 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 3: guys are not black block protesters, a phrase that didn't 400 00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 3: exist at the time. We want them to do simple, 401 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,040 Speaker 3: easy stuff, and we want them to be safe, and 402 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,520 Speaker 3: you have to understand that most of them are not 403 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 3: going to want to do this. So how do you 404 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 3: how do you finesse that? 405 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,919 Speaker 4: Why am I picturing this like some sort of like 406 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,280 Speaker 4: I don't know, boy scout manual with like an intro 407 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,360 Speaker 4: sort of meant to like puff you up and make 408 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,479 Speaker 4: you feel like welcome to the team, and sort of 409 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,760 Speaker 4: like these are our goals and you know what it 410 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 4: means to be part of the part of the club. 411 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,200 Speaker 3: Mm hmm, yeah, Oh, actually, let's do that for fun. 412 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 3: Here is a boy Scout handbook. 413 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,240 Speaker 5: Let's just had it within our series that was not coordinated. 414 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 3: Oh, you nailed it, nol uh. Page one, Welcome to 415 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 3: the Adventure of Scouting. 416 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,199 Speaker 5: There you go. 417 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 3: That's what scouting is. 418 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 5: Exactly. 419 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 4: What's the This is the adventure of sabotage. 420 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 3: Right right, right right They the manual defines simple sabotage 421 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 3: with a quote that I believe is worth us just 422 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,720 Speaker 3: reading in full. 423 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,120 Speaker 2: Simple sabotage does not require specially prepared tools or equipment. 424 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 2: It is executed by an ordinary citizen who may or 425 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,200 Speaker 2: may not act individually and without the necessity for active 426 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 2: connection with an organized group, and it is carried out 427 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 2: in such a way as to involve a minimum danger 428 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 2: of injury, detection, and reprisal. 429 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 4: You too, can do simple sabotage exactly, exactly. Hey, you 430 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 4: don't have to be a nuclear physicist. You can just 431 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,359 Speaker 4: realize you don't need to turn the screws all the 432 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,760 Speaker 4: way and then let that pony roll off the line. 433 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,640 Speaker 2: Dude, well, just can we can just move on the 434 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,199 Speaker 2: next line. There in the thing you spoke to the 435 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:51,520 Speaker 2: poetic nature of this, but also the sith lord like overtones. 436 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,119 Speaker 4: Just because it is pleasant like a manual in this 437 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,000 Speaker 4: but it's not dry like a manual. 438 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 5: I don't know. 439 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:02,400 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, it's clearly someone from a nice 440 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,919 Speaker 3: school in the East Coast in the US wrote this. 441 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 3: All right, you want to, let's do it. Okay, I 442 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 3: want to do a transatlantic voice, but we're going to 443 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 3: give it some respect. Where destruction is involved, the weapons 444 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,200 Speaker 3: of the citizen saboteur are salt, nails, candles, pebbles, thread, 445 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 3: or any other materials he might normally be expected to 446 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 3: possess as a householder or as a worker in his 447 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 3: particular occupation. His arsenal is the kitchen shelf, the trash pile, 448 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 3: his old usual kit of tools and supplies. The targets 449 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,440 Speaker 3: of his sabotage are usually objects to which he has 450 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:43,679 Speaker 3: normal and in conspicuous access in everyday life stuff. 451 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really nice picture. 452 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 3: Siver each one, each one, you know what I mean? 453 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 3: A poor man's empty hand is a weapon. Yeah, this 454 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 3: is dope, honestly, the way it's written. They go on 455 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:02,920 Speaker 3: to describe two categories of sabotage physical destruction. Right, everybody 456 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 3: is familiar with that, and interpersonal disruption, which is where 457 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 3: it gets very severence in off of Spacey and like 458 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 3: Dilbert comics. Also Scott Adams is a bad person. 459 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,840 Speaker 5: Swing the seeds of discord, you know, among other things. 460 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:23,199 Speaker 2: Well, and speaking of chords and even discords, there's a 461 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 2: thing they mentioned in here right at the end of 462 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 2: the introduction, the human element. That's what they call it. 463 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 2: The type of activity that just kind of slows down 464 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 2: the works, slows down the gears of the machine. And 465 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 2: I wonder if you guys remember the ad campaign from 466 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,320 Speaker 2: the early maybe is the mid Oughts, I don't know, 467 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 2: it's in the two thousands where they would put the 468 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 2: human element, the hu human Element. Do you remember this 469 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 2: ad campaign at all? They were on posters. 470 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 3: I do remember it, but I don't remember the specificity 471 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 3: of what they were what they were trying to incite. 472 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 2: It was Dow Chemical and they were they were saying 473 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 2: that the thing that makes us different as a chemical 474 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 2: company is the human human. 475 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 3: Familiar with the periodic table. 476 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 4: It made me think of what a globocm like in 477 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:19,120 Speaker 4: Mister Show and their original logo was people selling people 478 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 4: to people. 479 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so this is also I mean, this is 480 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 3: a people first enterprise. 481 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 2: Right. 482 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:33,200 Speaker 3: You cannot you cannot closely supervise the citizen saboteur. You 483 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 3: cannot be assured of their acumen. Right. And you know 484 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,280 Speaker 3: that if you are creating an agent of chaos, even 485 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 3: in the best of circumstances, it is chaos that will result. 486 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:45,280 Speaker 5: Right. 487 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 3: So we see a lot of lessons about motivating this saboteur. 488 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 3: How do you get in the head of this potential asset. 489 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 3: And we have to remember that a lot of this 490 00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:01,160 Speaker 3: is meant for people who are in Nazi ok areas 491 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 3: of Europe. They're already probably pissed at the invading regime. 492 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 3: The manual cleverly notes that some civilians there's a non 493 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:17,040 Speaker 3: zero chance that they're already engaged in covert disruptive acts, 494 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 3: but they are likely untrained. They likely have a personal 495 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 3: axe to grind, and the fact that they are added 496 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 3: to this lowers their odds of success over time, while 497 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 3: also increasing the likelihood that they will be caught. They 498 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 3: are subject matter experts right at the factory or what 499 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 3: have you. They know how to screw stuff up, they 500 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,280 Speaker 3: may not know the best way to screw it up, 501 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 3: and they may not know how to cover their tracks 502 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:55,040 Speaker 3: and the OSS therefore is attempting to teach those lessons. 503 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do you think you had to take a 504 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,120 Speaker 4: little test, a little quiz to show that they that 505 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 4: they did this? 506 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 3: Unfortunately the unfortunately the tests were all live. 507 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 5: Got it? Okay, that makes sense, dude. 508 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,640 Speaker 3: Like, does the fuse work? Did you get caught? If yes, 509 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 3: and then no, congrats you passed. Now onto the next one. 510 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:16,880 Speaker 5: Yeah. 511 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 2: Yes. This is the section that gets into the whole like, 512 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,000 Speaker 2: how do you motivate somebody to even do this kind 513 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 2: of thing? Because it even states quote, the ordinary citizen 514 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 2: very probably has no immediate personal motive for committing simple sabotage, right, Like, 515 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 2: so no, it's just somebody's not going to just start 516 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,960 Speaker 2: doing this stuff, so he must be made to anticipate 517 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 2: indirect personal gain. 518 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the issue. Yeah, let's go to that. Like, okay, 519 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:54,600 Speaker 3: so imply, but do not promise. Yes, indirect personal gain 520 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,080 Speaker 3: the pursuit of happiness, very american. Yeah, and so you're 521 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:06,000 Speaker 3: as SS officers in this scenario, we are instructed to 522 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 3: check in on our recruits when we can with suggestions, reassurance, 523 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 3: and pressure. Right, that's our stick to our carrot as 524 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:20,320 Speaker 3: well as specific task and we want to eliminate feeling discouraged. 525 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 3: We want to motivate through ideology. That's that indirect personal gain, 526 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,920 Speaker 3: but we have to bridge a cultural gap to do so. 527 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 3: You want people to feel like there's something they are 528 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,800 Speaker 3: part of, something bigger than themselves and their individual act. 529 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 3: You want to make sure that they are personally safe 530 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,000 Speaker 3: and as incognito as possible, so you can keep the 531 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,000 Speaker 3: grift running over a window of time. But this is 532 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 3: so precient here. The manual also warns OSS officers. They say, look, 533 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,520 Speaker 3: if you are trying to motivate people through abstract cultural concepts, 534 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,440 Speaker 3: may come up with buppkis. You know, you're in a 535 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 3: communist country. You're talking about freedom of the press, and 536 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 3: they're saying, oh yeah, but also I don't want to 537 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,959 Speaker 3: get shot, you know what I mean. From their perspective, 538 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 3: that's a that's a weak argument. So you have to 539 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 3: point out specific policies in that land that suck, right, Like. 540 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,600 Speaker 2: Specific officers that are like local to their area. 541 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 3: Right, right sub aldermen whomever, right assistant deputy to the 542 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 3: assistant deputy of blah blah blah. That guy's food rationing 543 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 3: policy is whack. Dude, wouldn't it be awesome if that 544 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,680 Speaker 3: was no longer there and you could have three times 545 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 3: as much bread. You have to meet people where they're 546 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,239 Speaker 3: at if you want to take them somewhere, you know, 547 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 3: And that's the argument, and it is brilliant the CIA. 548 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 3: We will see multiple other intelligence agencies replicate that tactic. 549 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,240 Speaker 3: But they also they also acknowledge this is one of 550 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 3: my favorite life of the whole thing. They also there's 551 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 3: this stroke of casual brilliance. The writers of this are amazing. 552 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,919 Speaker 3: They acknowledge almost as a throwaway, that what is being 553 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 3: asked of these civilians fundamentally goes against everyone's idea of 554 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,480 Speaker 3: being competent no matter where you go, whether it's a 555 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,360 Speaker 3: good person, an evil person, or like the majority of 556 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,919 Speaker 3: people and in between, they want to be good at 557 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,560 Speaker 3: what they do. And the manual says, quote, purposeful stupidity 558 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 3: is contrary to human nature. 559 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,360 Speaker 5: Boom, But is it? It's interesting? 560 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 3: Right? 561 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 4: Like they like classifying it that way, purposeful stupidity. It's 562 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 4: not really stupidity incompetence, right, I mean, if you're being 563 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 4: intentional about it right to an end, it's actually kind 564 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 4: of smart. 565 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 5: You got to cover it up. 566 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretending to be just bad at what you do. 567 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 2: So let's go back to let's just right here, jump 568 00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,319 Speaker 2: back to number two. I think the heading number twoossible 569 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,239 Speaker 2: effects because they describe some of the things that would 570 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,360 Speaker 2: be like purposefully being stupid or you know whoop sees 571 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,720 Speaker 2: and just making things bad, slashing tires, draining fuel, tanks, 572 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 2: starting fires, starting arguments, acting stupidly, short circuiting electric systems, 573 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:22,239 Speaker 2: upbraiding machine parts, wasting materials, manpower and time. Yes, so 574 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,520 Speaker 2: like doing these little things like again we're saying acting stupidly, 575 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,400 Speaker 2: Like you're a machine worker, right, and you accidentally do 576 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,520 Speaker 2: something that screws up the machine that makes that fabricates 577 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,480 Speaker 2: the parts for like three days. 578 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 3: Oh that's the wrong oil in the engine. Yep, oh geez, 579 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 3: it's too late now. 580 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 4: But it also doesn't serve the mission if you get 581 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,719 Speaker 4: pegged as an incompetent employee that it canned, right, So 582 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,080 Speaker 4: you guys really tread that line. 583 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,960 Speaker 3: There's a tight rope to walk, which they discuss as well, 584 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,200 Speaker 3: you know, because now you're asking people to endanger themselves 585 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,920 Speaker 3: if you go too hard and paying as an incompetent worker. 586 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,799 Speaker 3: Then you will be of fire. You will meet that 587 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,719 Speaker 3: reprisal you're trying to avoid. So it's best for the 588 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:09,799 Speaker 3: mistakes to be untraceable, attributed to organizational dynamics or to 589 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:16,520 Speaker 3: the roaring horde of coworkers. The golden goose, obviously, is 590 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 3: to not just persuade someone that the risk to their 591 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:24,200 Speaker 3: livelihood and their family is worth it, but to convince 592 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:28,880 Speaker 3: them that in this case it is superbly rational to 593 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:34,239 Speaker 3: take irrational action. And the absolute holy grail of it 594 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,160 Speaker 3: is to motivate a civilian saboteur such that they themselves 595 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,280 Speaker 3: believe in the mission to the point where they recruit 596 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:47,080 Speaker 3: and educate other civilians. Right, Take a little celluloid from 597 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:51,960 Speaker 3: an old comb, Take a candle and some paper, Light 598 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,280 Speaker 3: some stuff up. That's the idea. 599 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,799 Speaker 2: It's viral in nature. Is designed to be viral in 600 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 2: nature because the own manual states it only really works 601 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 2: if you've got thousands of people in an occupied place 602 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 2: doing this kind. 603 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,879 Speaker 3: Of stuff, right right, paper cuts. 604 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,920 Speaker 2: Exactly, So you kind of have to you have to 605 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,799 Speaker 2: reach that if it's going to be effective. Just two 606 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,000 Speaker 2: little extra things to add to this, because I think 607 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 2: it's a great point and it's a great place to 608 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,080 Speaker 2: end this section here, but just to point out that 609 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,319 Speaker 2: they even state one of the main things that's going 610 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,880 Speaker 2: to motivate people in this realm is to have the 611 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:35,719 Speaker 2: sense that they are working for some unseen organization, basically, 612 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,320 Speaker 2: like some unknown group like the rebels, the Rebel Alliance. 613 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,920 Speaker 2: We're working for them, and we're just one cog in 614 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 2: that machine now that's working against this bigger thing. Because 615 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,680 Speaker 2: if they ever had that internal realization of oh, well, 616 00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,719 Speaker 2: I'm just like or well, no, the internal maybe, but 617 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,160 Speaker 2: the for me, the internal realization of oh, I'm just 618 00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 2: like one little person standing up against this giant machine, demoralizing, Yeah, 619 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,359 Speaker 2: you wouldn't probably take the action that's sary. 620 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 4: But if you feel like you're part of a network, 621 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,279 Speaker 4: this unseen, vast network of people just like you, and 622 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,319 Speaker 4: you're working in lockstep, than you are greater than the star. 623 00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,759 Speaker 3: But like we said, cultivate the perception that the civilian 624 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,640 Speaker 3: is part of something bigger than themselves. 625 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:23,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but specifically this unseen, unknown thing, right is 626 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,160 Speaker 2: the way to keep them there and then and then 627 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 2: to get them over that line. It says, quote a 628 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,480 Speaker 2: reasonable amount of humor in the presentation of suggestions for 629 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,200 Speaker 2: simple sabotage will relax tensions of fear. Just this idea 630 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:43,200 Speaker 2: of that go in with some humor about it, hey like, 631 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 2: and I've just I could see that character in my mind. 632 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta you gotta work the cultural type rope 633 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 3: of humor there as well. Right, they're asking a lot 634 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 3: of the civilian saboteurs, but of the OSS ambassadors in addition, Right, 635 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,520 Speaker 3: and they're asking them to traverse some cultural chasms. But 636 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,239 Speaker 3: when you get past those cultural chasms, which are again 637 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,200 Speaker 3: the most interesting part, I'm not going to stop teasing that. 638 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,080 Speaker 3: We're getting to that at the end. When you move 639 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,440 Speaker 3: on through this the motivations, the context and so on, 640 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 3: the behavioral manipulation, you get to tactics, tools, targets, and 641 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,640 Speaker 3: timing and specifically what they call it. These are divided 642 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:33,799 Speaker 3: into three categories, and they're time based, situational based categories. 643 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,920 Speaker 3: General conditions, how to screw things up during general day 644 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,040 Speaker 3: to day things, and then prior to an imminent military 645 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,680 Speaker 3: offensive that's the second category, and then during a military 646 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:52,799 Speaker 3: offensive that's the third category. And every section attempts to 647 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:58,120 Speaker 3: instruct civilian assets on how to behave like Grimlins in 648 00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:02,480 Speaker 3: wartime folklore, right, we all remember, I don't want to 649 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,719 Speaker 3: make assumptions, all right, So during the days of wartime aviation, 650 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,680 Speaker 3: back in the day, there was this great lore that 651 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,280 Speaker 3: grew up around the idea of gremlins. It's probably most 652 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,800 Speaker 3: well known in the West through the Fantastic Twilight Zone 653 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 3: episode with William Shatner. 654 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,360 Speaker 4: There's also a great Looney Tunes episode where Bugs Bunny 655 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 4: literally does battle with a gremlin. 656 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,319 Speaker 5: And it's really red and stimpy, level fed up, like 657 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,359 Speaker 5: tortured by that guy. 658 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,359 Speaker 4: And usually it's bugs doing the torturing, but in this one, 659 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 4: this little gremlin runs him through the ringer. 660 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, gremlins in this milieu are largely invisible, untraceable pest 661 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,560 Speaker 3: that bedevil enemy capabilities. And they don't do it through 662 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,240 Speaker 3: grand cinematic acts of destruction, but they do it instead 663 00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:01,120 Speaker 3: via a constant, unending barrage of tiny inconvenient Oh this 664 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,680 Speaker 3: is the wrong wrench. Where's the right wrench? Oh crap, 665 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,520 Speaker 3: we're running out of time to assemble this and things 666 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,080 Speaker 3: just break down. Oh now we have to stop everything 667 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:15,480 Speaker 3: and figure out how how this breakdown occurred. And all 668 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,440 Speaker 3: these small acts accumulate, they aggregate, they create a domino 669 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,160 Speaker 3: effect of logistical chaos. At least that's the idea, right. 670 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:28,359 Speaker 3: It's like, for anybody familiar with StarCraft StarCraft two, I 671 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,880 Speaker 3: want to say you you have the thing called like 672 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,400 Speaker 3: the Zerg swarm. Do you guys remember that an individual 673 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:41,120 Speaker 3: Zerg is not itself extraordinary, but they mob you. They 674 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,560 Speaker 3: move in a huge swarm. 675 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,920 Speaker 2: The little teeny tiny guys that are on land. When 676 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,120 Speaker 2: you've got a specific amount of them that is too many. 677 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 2: Just if you just imagine too many tiny little characters, 678 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,400 Speaker 2: then your your space is going to get overrun. 679 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like how many year olds can you fight? 680 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? You know how many you got those pylons? You know, 681 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,440 Speaker 2: those pilons will get taken out real quick, and then 682 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,839 Speaker 2: once you don't have power, you're there to get out 683 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,160 Speaker 2: of luck. 684 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,319 Speaker 4: It is funny though, the way Gremlin's been personified as 685 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,840 Speaker 4: these little green monsters. I mean, when the lore was 686 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,360 Speaker 4: coming up, was was that how they were described? And 687 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,799 Speaker 4: obviously it's a joke. You don't be believed in this. 688 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,719 Speaker 4: It was more of a personification of the concept of 689 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,320 Speaker 4: this kind of chaos, right. 690 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,840 Speaker 2: But it was real things right there. There were pilots 691 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,719 Speaker 2: that would report like that all of a sudden, the 692 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,719 Speaker 2: mechanical stuff on one of the wings is like not 693 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,319 Speaker 2: working right all of a sudden while we're mid flight, 694 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,400 Speaker 2: mid mission or something. 695 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,000 Speaker 4: So they believed in little green fellas that were at 696 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:40,960 Speaker 4: fing their stuff up. 697 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,359 Speaker 3: Well, base, we've got a food fighter. 698 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,399 Speaker 2: But that was real too. 699 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,560 Speaker 4: I guess I'm just wondering the specifics around, like true 700 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,200 Speaker 4: belief in gremlins as a real entity rather than just 701 00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:00,840 Speaker 4: this concept of this is the personification of chaos and sabotage. 702 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,480 Speaker 3: It's like full Cole's pendulum. Right. People can create a 703 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,760 Speaker 3: conspiracy knowing that they created it, but then over time 704 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,560 Speaker 3: other people don't know it was purposely made up. You know, 705 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,760 Speaker 3: so someone and especially you know wartime, when you're always 706 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,319 Speaker 3: about to die, like playing sports for a living, it 707 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 3: encourages superstition. So there probably there's a non zero amount 708 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,759 Speaker 3: of airplane mechanics of World War Two who are like, 709 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,239 Speaker 3: I don't believe in God, but there might be something 710 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,360 Speaker 3: to this gremlin story. 711 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,359 Speaker 2: Well, yes, because in this manual where we're talking about, 712 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,960 Speaker 2: they split it up as we're about to get to 713 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,680 Speaker 2: like a regular time when there's it's not wartime, right 714 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,240 Speaker 2: before some kind of mobilization, and then during a mobilization 715 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 2: of war, right, so you imagine that we our side 716 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,400 Speaker 2: is encouraging other people to sabotage in all of those times, 717 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:57,600 Speaker 2: can't we probably imagine that this type of sabotage is 718 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,560 Speaker 2: also happening on American soil and British soil, oil, on 719 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:05,239 Speaker 2: the Allied powers soil. So in the hangars where the 720 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,720 Speaker 2: planes are being built, maybe there's one or two people, 721 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,000 Speaker 2: ten people, maybe dozens of people who are doing these 722 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,080 Speaker 2: little things like not tightening the bolts quite as much 723 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,200 Speaker 2: as they need to be. I don't know. 724 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 3: And also there's a very effective I like that point. 725 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,680 Speaker 3: There's a very effective weaponization of misogyny too in the 726 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:29,360 Speaker 3: factory line, like ah, I'm just the woman. That's why, 727 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,160 Speaker 3: that's why these bombs keep exploded at the wrong time. 728 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:38,480 Speaker 3: And this is a it's a grand manipulation of human 729 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:43,640 Speaker 3: prejudices and assumptions. And the manual here is suggesting that 730 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,799 Speaker 3: in this juncture, it's suggesting how you prioritize what to 731 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:59,640 Speaker 3: hit you want to hit industrial manufacturing, any transportation facilities, roads, railroads, automobiles, trucks, motorcycles, 732 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,720 Speaker 3: bicycle even bicycles, screw up the bikes, right, and especially trains. 733 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 3: And then they say, you also want to hit anything 734 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,920 Speaker 3: that could be a communication vector or facility for enemy 735 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,160 Speaker 3: comms or propaganda, which plays a big role in World 736 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,839 Speaker 3: War Two. They do this was interesting to me. They 737 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:24,560 Speaker 3: do have a strong asterisk or caveat on direct attacks 738 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,560 Speaker 3: toward what they call developing military factors. They were saying 739 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,960 Speaker 3: this because if you are a civilian and you happen 740 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:40,320 Speaker 3: to let's say, work at a very high value emergent 741 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:46,080 Speaker 3: military facility or to a military base, attacking them greatly 742 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,120 Speaker 3: increases the risk of discovery, which means they're going to 743 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,400 Speaker 3: find you and they will learn everything that you know, 744 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,600 Speaker 3: which is why you know. The USS officers are also 745 00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,359 Speaker 3: limiting the civilian saboteur's understanding of the large or lay 746 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,799 Speaker 3: of the land. But if the enemy gains that intelligence, 747 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,719 Speaker 3: then they could establish a predictive pattern for destruction and 748 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:13,239 Speaker 3: could say, hey, things go wrong when the following factors 749 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,319 Speaker 3: coincide with US spinning up a military initiative, right, or 750 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,120 Speaker 3: things die down when something is of a lesser priority, 751 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,000 Speaker 3: and then you give away the whole game. You got 752 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,160 Speaker 3: to keep it simple, keep it small, and as we'll 753 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,000 Speaker 3: see after a word from our sponsors. 754 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,319 Speaker 5: Keep it stupid, keep it so stupid. 755 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,600 Speaker 3: We returned, all right, This is where we get to 756 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,520 Speaker 3: the good stuff. Specific suggestions for simple sabotage. It's an 757 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:55,720 Speaker 3: exhaustively numbered list. It explores monopoly of various Sith Macguiver 758 00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:02,080 Speaker 3: level ways of destroyed stuff, destroying building by fire, destroying 759 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,960 Speaker 3: them by or destroying things by water. I don't know 760 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,600 Speaker 3: how about this. This is our primary source, so I 761 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,360 Speaker 3: argue we should share at least a few quotations directly 762 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,799 Speaker 3: from the Sabotage Field Manual so you can see how 763 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 3: specific they get, especially with like this improvised fuse stuff 764 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,960 Speaker 3: is great. It's up there with bag of moths at 765 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,720 Speaker 3: the propaganda film for sure. 766 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just jump right in whenever possible, arrange to 767 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,960 Speaker 4: have the fire start after you've gone away. Okay, jacky, 768 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,400 Speaker 4: use a candle and paper combination, setting it as close 769 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,160 Speaker 4: as possible to the inflammable material you want to burn. 770 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,440 Speaker 4: From a sheet of paper, tear a strip three or 771 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,680 Speaker 4: four centimeters wide and wrap it around the base of 772 00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:48,279 Speaker 4: the candle. Two or three times. Twist more sheets of 773 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,400 Speaker 4: paper into loose ropes and place them around the base 774 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,600 Speaker 4: of the candle. When the candle flame reaches the encircling strip, 775 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,440 Speaker 4: it will be ignited and in turn will ignite the 776 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,920 Speaker 4: surrounding paper. The size, heat, and duration of the resulting 777 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,480 Speaker 4: flame will depend on how much paper you use and 778 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,840 Speaker 4: how much of it you can cramp in a small space. 779 00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 2: Hey, now, let's talk about the conditions that might even 780 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,719 Speaker 2: help that fire go further. This is number six on 781 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:18,640 Speaker 2: their list here. A clean factory is not susceptible to fire, 782 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:23,000 Speaker 2: but a dirty one is. Workers should be careless with refuse, 783 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,439 Speaker 2: and janitors should be inefficient in cleaning if enough dirt 784 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,520 Speaker 2: and trash can be accumulated in an otherwise fireproof building 785 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,920 Speaker 2: will become inflammable. 786 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:36,200 Speaker 3: And the manual list that as one of the circumstances. 787 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,120 Speaker 3: After it lists several more types of improvised fuses. And 788 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,720 Speaker 3: we got to tell you, folks, it's a little dicey 789 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,600 Speaker 3: with our HR and legal department. We don't recommend trying 790 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,839 Speaker 3: these at home, but you do need to know they 791 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,239 Speaker 3: are easy to create and replicate, and trust us, they 792 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,960 Speaker 3: do work, especially in a dirty factory, you know what 793 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,600 Speaker 3: I mean? Like, Hey, I'm middle management. It all the 794 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:05,200 Speaker 3: let's put all the oily rags paint. Yeah, over by, 795 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,040 Speaker 3: over by the furnace, because that's our new policy. We 796 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,560 Speaker 3: have a committee on that. There are six people on 797 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,560 Speaker 3: the committee, and after four weeks we agreed. Yeah, that's 798 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,799 Speaker 3: a nice teaser, guy. 799 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,320 Speaker 4: I think one of the most clever like improvised fused 800 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,920 Speaker 4: situations I've ever seen was I believe it was in 801 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,680 Speaker 4: Better Call Saul, where Gus Fring is trying to burn 802 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,000 Speaker 4: down his own business and he takes a frozen turkey 803 00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,840 Speaker 4: and sits it on like a pan, like a govern 804 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,080 Speaker 4: pan that's sort of tilted down towards a fryar, and 805 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,080 Speaker 4: so as the heat from the friars starts to defrost 806 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,000 Speaker 4: the turkey, it slides down until it goes in the. 807 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,880 Speaker 5: Fryer and causes a massive grease explosion. 808 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,719 Speaker 3: Isn't that incredible? 809 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,399 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not in the manual, but that's good. 810 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,319 Speaker 3: It would it would work there, especially, I remember what 811 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:58,280 Speaker 3: you're describing their no, because look, the manual does spend 812 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:04,879 Speaker 3: time on attacks, on livestock attacks, but because of food scarcity, 813 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,760 Speaker 3: they probably wouldn't have pulled off a turkey. You simply 814 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,759 Speaker 3: couldn't trust. You couldn't trust the civilian saboteur at this 815 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,440 Speaker 3: time to not take the turkey. 816 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,319 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, you know what I mean. Well, 817 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,480 Speaker 2: while they're actively encouraging, you know, folks to target food 818 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,920 Speaker 2: supplies right like it is. It is crazy, like fuel, food, water, 819 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,759 Speaker 2: any of the basic supplies. This this thing says, go 820 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,719 Speaker 2: after those. You gotta prioritize these things. 821 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's cut to that one feed crop. They say, 822 00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,920 Speaker 3: crops and livestock will probably be destroyed only in areas 823 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:43,000 Speaker 3: where there are large food surpluses or where the enemy 824 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,839 Speaker 3: is known to be stealing food from the people. I'm 825 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,200 Speaker 3: paraphrasing there, But they say, let crops harvest you early 826 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:54,280 Speaker 3: to late, spoil stores of grains, fruit and vegs, soak 827 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,640 Speaker 3: them in water, feed crops, the livestock, leaf stuff in 828 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,960 Speaker 3: the sun. This is sabotage not just by direct action, 829 00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:06,839 Speaker 3: but by neglect. And sabotage by neglect and negligence is 830 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:11,719 Speaker 3: quite clever, and I would argue occurs with great success today. 831 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,560 Speaker 3: This is the thing. They also say, Look, you can 832 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 3: compromise any water system. You can attack it. You can 833 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,600 Speaker 3: you can flood the pipes in a way that no 834 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,759 Speaker 3: one will catch because you might have Look, we've all 835 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,359 Speaker 3: been there. You could if you get caught, you could 836 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,120 Speaker 3: just say sorry, I had a bad bem. I had 837 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,520 Speaker 3: a war crime in the bathroom. I'm not working for anybody. 838 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,320 Speaker 3: I just ate the wrong you know, the wrong block. 839 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,600 Speaker 4: Is well, I love your death by one thousand paper 840 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,920 Speaker 4: cuts analogy, Ben, because you never want to overplay your 841 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,320 Speaker 4: hand on any of these. And I think that's the 842 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:47,839 Speaker 4: key and the sort of ideology that this manual communicates. 843 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,720 Speaker 5: It really is sort of like a way of life, 844 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,160 Speaker 5: you know. 845 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,360 Speaker 3: I mean it's got to bed. Yeah. 846 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,640 Speaker 2: Well, the stuff Ben is describing is it's one of 847 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,600 Speaker 2: those things that if you're a commanding officer and you 848 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,960 Speaker 2: just get word that something like that happening, like oh 849 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,239 Speaker 2: dang it, what the hell, Hell gods, come on, we 850 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,000 Speaker 2: gotta do better. 851 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,359 Speaker 3: There'll bevich over here. Oh yeah, my gosh, this guy 852 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,360 Speaker 3: is like a serial killer of kmmodes. 853 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,640 Speaker 2: Well yeah, exactly. But then there's a random warehouse fire, right, 854 00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,120 Speaker 2: you know, like, oh crap, we really needed those things. Well, 855 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,799 Speaker 2: they and they also describe, you know, if you're not 856 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,719 Speaker 2: gonna use fire, use water, as Ben is saying, make 857 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,080 Speaker 2: the sprinkler system go off and ruin the stuff that's 858 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,960 Speaker 2: stored in a in a specific area of a warehouse 859 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,480 Speaker 2: doesn't have to be the whole thing. Hit one sprinkler 860 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,920 Speaker 2: with a hammer, and you've ruined a bunch of important stuff. 861 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,880 Speaker 4: Well, and if we know anything about like things like 862 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,040 Speaker 4: insurance fraud, like this stuff is hard to pull off 863 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,480 Speaker 4: because investigations are going to determine that there was some 864 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,000 Speaker 4: foul play or that there was, you know, something going 865 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,759 Speaker 4: on behind the scenes. So it's really important to not 866 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,600 Speaker 4: tip your hand in that way, right. 867 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, but whom is the responsible? 868 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,240 Speaker 4: So a lot of times they maybe would know something 869 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,600 Speaker 4: was funky, but they couldn't really figure out because you 870 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,960 Speaker 4: can't fire everybody right right. 871 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,080 Speaker 2: Well, the authority wherever they are in these situations are 872 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:07,319 Speaker 2: planning attacks and military movements and large scale stuff. So 873 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,040 Speaker 2: who is gonna waste resources figuring out how the fire 874 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:11,680 Speaker 2: got set? 875 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,480 Speaker 3: Feels like a demotion, yeah, because there's a bigger mission. 876 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,640 Speaker 3: And don't you don't you want to move up to 877 00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:21,000 Speaker 3: colonel then why don't you make one of your underleans 878 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,560 Speaker 3: look at this, and that underlean is going to make 879 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,480 Speaker 3: another underly and look at this. You know, for anybody 880 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,680 Speaker 3: who's worked in manufacturing, you know, if you've been on 881 00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,719 Speaker 3: an assembly line, that there are tons of ways machinery 882 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,359 Speaker 3: can go wrong accidentally, right, and that that means there 883 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,960 Speaker 3: are tons of ways to sabotage machinery. Fun fact for 884 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,799 Speaker 3: our fellow etymology nerds, the word sabotage comes from the 885 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:49,239 Speaker 3: French word saboteur, which means to bungle, to screw up, 886 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,600 Speaker 3: to wreck. It originally did refer to the act of 887 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,000 Speaker 3: damaging and employer's property, but I love it. 888 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,719 Speaker 4: Initially it was like unintentional, it's it's referring to being 889 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,359 Speaker 4: care being sort of a dumb dumb but then it's 890 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,200 Speaker 4: sort of co opted and there is this layer of 891 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,040 Speaker 4: intent that's built in. When people say sabotage or even 892 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,280 Speaker 4: self sabotage, they're talking about kind of knowingly doing something 893 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,839 Speaker 4: even though you know it's bad or you know it's bad. 894 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,160 Speaker 5: This is going to be a bad result. 895 00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, And the idea is to earlier point Noel, the 896 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,920 Speaker 3: manual is communicating acts of sabotage committed in a way 897 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,960 Speaker 3: that reduces overall recognition of a problem until it is 898 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,719 Speaker 3: past the point of fixing, and several of the acts 899 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:37,799 Speaker 3: are structured. We mentioned this earlier as a such that 900 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,800 Speaker 3: you could have a form of temporary cover by getting 901 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,000 Speaker 3: caught and shrugging and saying, my bad, I didn't know 902 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,200 Speaker 3: that was the wrong oil for this engine. Right. That's 903 00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,759 Speaker 3: an extreme example, because anybody at that level of a 904 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,399 Speaker 3: line would know the correct oil. But then you can 905 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,040 Speaker 3: blame it on someone else and say, you know, obviously 906 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,360 Speaker 3: you want to blame another department, not another individual. So 907 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,960 Speaker 3: you say, whomever is wreck wasditioning the fuel, sent us 908 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,359 Speaker 3: the wrong thing. They sent us the wrong lubricant. And 909 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,760 Speaker 3: this explanation can only work a finite number of times 910 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:14,520 Speaker 3: before the employee is fired unless is why recruitment is 911 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,840 Speaker 3: a golden goose, unless their boss is also on the grift, 912 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,920 Speaker 3: at which point the bad employee gets promoted. 913 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, and it also kind of capitalizes or takes advantage 914 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,040 Speaker 4: of the inherent inefficiency of large operations. Right, and like there, 915 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,520 Speaker 4: we're going to get to you in a minute. Some 916 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,440 Speaker 4: of the ways that that discord from within can be 917 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 4: so and also just kind of creating confusion, not by 918 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,000 Speaker 4: doing the acts, but by messing with the communication and 919 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,080 Speaker 4: messing with the way all the pieces fit together to 920 00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,320 Speaker 4: further obscure what's actually going on. This is where it 921 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,879 Speaker 4: really gets fascinating and almost satirical. 922 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,279 Speaker 3: This is my favorite part as well. Let's play the 923 00:55:54,280 --> 00:56:00,160 Speaker 3: groundwork for that. So the section about specific industrial sabotage, 924 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:04,839 Speaker 3: it is clearly the result of fascinating, intense research. And 925 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:13,040 Speaker 3: I strongly suspect that OSS analysts visited manufacturing facilities in 926 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,720 Speaker 3: the United States and they asked what the most common 927 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,880 Speaker 3: or troublesome malfunctions can be. Right, So, like we're talking 928 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,080 Speaker 3: to the you know, the head of widget making, what's 929 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,680 Speaker 3: the worst thing that could happen to the widget line? 930 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,959 Speaker 3: And the Supervisor's like, well, you know Mac in thirty four, 931 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,480 Speaker 3: blah blah blah, that was a whole pickle, that was 932 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,520 Speaker 3: a bag of badgers. And they go, great, thank you 933 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,880 Speaker 3: for the information. They get back to their HQ, their layer, 934 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,160 Speaker 3: and they reverse engineer that issue and they figure out 935 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:46,239 Speaker 3: the easiest, most cost effective way to create that issue. 936 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,319 Speaker 3: It is brilliant. It is fucking evil, and I am 937 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:54,399 Speaker 3: so impressed with their acumen. But yeah, Rail systems, that's 938 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:59,000 Speaker 3: where we start to see in the manual, the behavioral tampering, 939 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:03,600 Speaker 3: the inter personal sabotage. The wildest stuff is at the 940 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,160 Speaker 3: very end. We'll save you the time folks. It's called 941 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:11,440 Speaker 3: quote general interference with organizations and production. This is the 942 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,560 Speaker 3: film office space. You know. The protagonist says he doesn't 943 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,440 Speaker 3: love his job, he stops trying. It's a weaponized version 944 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:23,280 Speaker 3: of the same principles. Insist on doing everything through official channels. 945 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:29,280 Speaker 3: Never have shortcuts. Always make speeches, talk as frequently as possible, 946 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,200 Speaker 3: at great length. Illustrate your points with long anecdotes. 947 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,240 Speaker 4: Some of this just sounds like the way people act 948 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,160 Speaker 4: on company calls, like yeah, really, yeah. 949 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,120 Speaker 5: None of this. 950 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,400 Speaker 4: That's why I'm refer to it as almost being satirical, 951 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,840 Speaker 4: because you're describing here just some of the obnoxious parts 952 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,560 Speaker 4: of working in a bureaucracy or working for a big company. 953 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. To finish that part, illustrate your points by long 954 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,160 Speaker 3: anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make 955 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,000 Speaker 3: a few appropriate patriotic comments. 956 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:04,880 Speaker 2: It sounds we're as we continue. It is describing Congress, 957 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:11,280 Speaker 2: it is describing government. It is describing every every slow 958 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,800 Speaker 2: timing thing that you've ever been a part of. 959 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:19,760 Speaker 3: And Rand Corporation also goes on piggybacking from this research 960 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,680 Speaker 3: or this manual to weaponize some research when possible, refer 961 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,160 Speaker 3: all matters. 962 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,080 Speaker 2: To committees congress. 963 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,200 Speaker 3: Even before emails, people were thinking this could have been 964 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,200 Speaker 3: a letter. Say that you're say that you're doing this 965 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,360 Speaker 3: for further study considerations. 966 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,640 Speaker 5: Not how it's supposed to work. This is the bad way. 967 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,960 Speaker 3: Make sure the committees are as large as possible. There 968 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:45,200 Speaker 3: should never be fewer than five members. Hurt feelings, Always 969 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:49,720 Speaker 3: bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible, Haggle over 970 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:54,440 Speaker 3: precise wording of communications, ad minutes and resolutions. And when 971 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:59,000 Speaker 3: you start a meeting, always refer to matters decided upon 972 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:03,320 Speaker 3: at the last meet and try to relitigate them, reopen 973 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,040 Speaker 3: the question of the whether or not that's. 974 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,680 Speaker 5: A good decision. 975 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,560 Speaker 2: Waste time. And that's that's on the large scale stuff. Now, 976 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,760 Speaker 2: what if you're just a manager and you're getting orders 977 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,960 Speaker 2: then from all these committees to do stuff? 978 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:16,720 Speaker 5: What do you do? 979 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,000 Speaker 4: Then? 980 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,800 Speaker 3: I'm not sure I understand you. 981 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:26,440 Speaker 2: For clarification, that's literally, that's literally been said. The first 982 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,720 Speaker 2: thing that it says to do in there, just misunderstand 983 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,840 Speaker 2: everything that comes your way as a manager. 984 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,880 Speaker 3: Right, and the best, the ideal version the OSS wants 985 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,680 Speaker 3: is not just to say I misunderstood you, but to 986 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,960 Speaker 3: say right on that sounds great. I'm referring to this 987 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:46,479 Speaker 3: to this subcommittee that submits questions to the committee upon 988 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:51,800 Speaker 3: clarification policies, and once we get our clarification policies signed off, 989 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:57,040 Speaker 3: then we can reopen this conversation according to those policies, 990 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,880 Speaker 3: which will help us refer this to the correct committee 991 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:00,720 Speaker 3: for that decision. 992 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,520 Speaker 5: It's that moment when you realize that these type of 993 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,400 Speaker 5: operations are inefficient by design. 994 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:10,960 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, but that's what's making me so upset 995 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,880 Speaker 4: or to frustrated. What we're describing here is meant to 996 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,400 Speaker 4: be something that you do to tear down an organization 997 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:21,040 Speaker 4: or to disassemble it from within. And yet all of 998 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,200 Speaker 4: these things could read like a manual how to manual 999 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,800 Speaker 4: of how to conduct parliamentary procedure. 1000 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,920 Speaker 3: One hundred percent. Yeah, it's weaponized parliamentary procedure. And you 1001 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,120 Speaker 3: don't have to be a saboteur to do that. To 1002 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:39,400 Speaker 3: those excellent points earlier, we see elected members of Congress 1003 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:45,120 Speaker 3: enacting these things specifically to advance their agendas and stymy 1004 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,240 Speaker 3: progress of their enemies or arguably the American public. 1005 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,200 Speaker 2: Boom agree do everything. 1006 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,200 Speaker 3: Possible to delay the delivery of orders. They already just 1007 01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,720 Speaker 3: straight up said filibuster, you guys, filibuster about everything. If 1008 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,480 Speaker 3: there are parts of an order for manufacturing and assembly 1009 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:09,120 Speaker 3: that are ready beforehand, just don't send them through. Just 1010 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,200 Speaker 3: hold off. Take forever to write train tickets, right. 1011 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,280 Speaker 5: Yeah you know, Oh no, there they are. Oh my mistake. 1012 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,120 Speaker 3: Don't order stuff until well after you needed it. 1013 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,760 Speaker 2: Yes, a bad job. 1014 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,400 Speaker 5: Just do a bad job. 1015 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:28,760 Speaker 2: In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs. First, 1016 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:32,240 Speaker 2: see that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers 1017 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:37,880 Speaker 2: of poor machines. Yes. When training new workers, give incomplete 1018 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,200 Speaker 2: and misleading instructions. 1019 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,760 Speaker 3: Yes, yeah yeah, and also insist on perfect work with 1020 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,640 Speaker 3: stuff that doesn't matter, and with important stuff, approve the 1021 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:53,160 Speaker 3: heck out of it. Also screw up morale overall by 1022 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:58,480 Speaker 3: promoting and praising visibly praising inefficient and bad workers. And 1023 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:02,200 Speaker 3: then do your best to discribt inminate against the competent ones. 1024 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:09,959 Speaker 3: Never do paperwork on time, Always spread rumors. This is great, man. 1025 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,320 Speaker 3: This is like the necronomicon for middle office management. But 1026 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,880 Speaker 3: this okay, this sounds familiar, unfortunately to a lot of us. 1027 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:22,240 Speaker 3: The final section is real, sith lord. It's for an 1028 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,760 Speaker 3: employee non management, screwing up the workplace, things like always 1029 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:31,000 Speaker 3: complain and never teach other people, never pass on your 1030 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,439 Speaker 3: skill or experience. If someone asks you for help, tell 1031 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,320 Speaker 3: them the wrong way to do it. God dude, it's 1032 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,760 Speaker 3: so petty. It feels like it's asking a lot too. 1033 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:45,560 Speaker 3: Because these these folks practicing this simple sabotage, especially on 1034 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,320 Speaker 3: an interpersonal level, they are going to get caught. I mean, 1035 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,040 Speaker 3: there will be consequences unless it's like a Cambridge five 1036 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,000 Speaker 3: thing where the you know, the compromise goes all the way. 1037 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,040 Speaker 4: Up and then the subterfusion of it all just the 1038 01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,600 Speaker 4: like dishonesty, like if this one, if possible, join or 1039 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:05,040 Speaker 4: help organize a group for presenting employee problems to management. 1040 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,120 Speaker 5: Why so that you can then be. 1041 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,720 Speaker 4: Like the spokesperson of the wrong thing, see that the 1042 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,720 Speaker 4: procedures adopted are as inconvenient as possible for the management 1043 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,720 Speaker 4: involving the presence of a large number of employees at 1044 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,600 Speaker 4: each presentation. 1045 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:22,320 Speaker 5: We're talking about community meetings here. We're talking about, oh my. 1046 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,200 Speaker 2: God, a little meeting that we have like every week, 1047 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,400 Speaker 2: even like where can stit? 1048 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,080 Speaker 5: You you know, town halls and things. 1049 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,160 Speaker 3: Like that too, you know, Yeah, I've got more of 1050 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:37,680 Speaker 3: a comment than a question. Yes, yeah. And also make 1051 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:41,960 Speaker 3: sure that each grievance gets its own separate meeting, and 1052 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:45,760 Speaker 3: need all the people there for every meeting bring up 1053 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:52,160 Speaker 3: problems that are largely imaginary and then misunderstand as employee everything. 1054 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,440 Speaker 3: Maybe we'ven ended on this one of the final and 1055 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,560 Speaker 3: weirdest instructions for employees. 1056 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,760 Speaker 2: Can I give you mind bripe off? Or that is 1057 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,440 Speaker 2: my favorite one of the whole manual. Just before we 1058 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:08,440 Speaker 2: jump to these last two, uh, jam paper, bits of wood, hairpins, 1059 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,320 Speaker 2: and anything else that will fit into the locks of 1060 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:21,520 Speaker 2: all unguarded entrances to all public buildings. Somebody going around put. 1061 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,960 Speaker 4: Gum into the payphones, you know, like yeah, it's a 1062 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:29,040 Speaker 4: little anarchist cookbook at that level. Here's my favorite line, 1063 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:34,080 Speaker 4: which is strange. This is towards the end quote cry 1064 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:39,080 Speaker 4: and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by 1065 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:39,880 Speaker 4: government clerk. 1066 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,440 Speaker 5: I'm about to do that thing. 1067 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,440 Speaker 3: So what says soon says why are you always making 1068 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:50,000 Speaker 3: us have all these crazy meetings? You immediately fucking break down. 1069 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,280 Speaker 3: I'd say, why are you guys bullying me? 1070 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,680 Speaker 4: You know that's a rhetorical device, a manipulation that is 1071 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,680 Speaker 4: often employed by folks, even in relationships where someone calls 1072 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,919 Speaker 4: you on something and then you immediately cry and say, 1073 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,160 Speaker 4: why are you so mean to me? 1074 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,400 Speaker 5: Or I'm just I'm just such a bad person. 1075 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,080 Speaker 4: I can't you know, like I mean, it's just a 1076 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:10,800 Speaker 4: way of deflecting the actual thing of value and kicking 1077 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:12,600 Speaker 4: the can down the road because now you have this 1078 01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,400 Speaker 4: new problem to deal with, and it kicks that important 1079 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,640 Speaker 4: thing right out of your mind because you're being presented 1080 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,560 Speaker 4: with a person literally losing it. 1081 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,600 Speaker 3: The histrionics. 1082 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel like you can see a lot 1083 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,400 Speaker 2: of this at work, not just in government, but just 1084 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,160 Speaker 2: in society in general. 1085 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:32,840 Speaker 3: In five yeah, like how Jonathan Strickland keeps calling those 1086 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:36,240 Speaker 3: meetings and then he cries, oh, well, we can't make it. 1087 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:40,120 Speaker 2: He misunderstands everything, everything, folks. 1088 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,000 Speaker 3: This is just a rough overview of the Simple Sabotage Manual. 1089 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,880 Speaker 3: It is short. We encourage you to read it. You 1090 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,360 Speaker 3: can check it out now for yourself in audio or 1091 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,600 Speaker 3: print form anywhere online. It was not declassified until two 1092 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:58,480 Speaker 3: thousand and eight, and due to the circumstances surrounding the publication, 1093 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:02,360 Speaker 3: the dissemination, we'll never know how many copies were made. 1094 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,280 Speaker 3: We don't know to what degree these instructions were enacted 1095 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,080 Speaker 3: in the field, but we do know this, and this 1096 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:12,680 Speaker 3: is troubling. The concept had to have worked to some extent, 1097 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,200 Speaker 3: because we can assume this because the OSS's later form, 1098 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:22,000 Speaker 3: the CIA, went on to publish more sketchy subversive manuals, 1099 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,280 Speaker 3: The Assassination Manual in the nineteen fifties. You can read 1100 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,480 Speaker 3: a version of that online and the Freedom Fighter's Manual 1101 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:33,480 Speaker 3: in the nineteen eighties, dropped by air throughout Nicaragua. So 1102 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,360 Speaker 3: it's got to work, and it makes us wonder what 1103 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,320 Speaker 3: else is out there, what has yet to be declassified, 1104 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,080 Speaker 3: What manuals are being used now for tonight. That's the 1105 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,040 Speaker 3: stuff they don't want you to know. We can't wait 1106 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,720 Speaker 3: to hear your thoughts. Find us online, give us a 1107 01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,240 Speaker 3: call on the phone, or drop us a note on 1108 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,439 Speaker 3: our good old fashioned email. But for the Internet while 1109 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,360 Speaker 3: we still have it. 1110 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,560 Speaker 4: Jeez, oh man, we didn't even talk about how this 1111 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:03,960 Speaker 4: stuff can be applied to sewing chaos and disinformation and 1112 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,440 Speaker 4: general you know, just awfulness on the Internet. Yeah, it 1113 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,680 Speaker 4: all is applicable, and yeah, let us know. You can 1114 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,520 Speaker 4: find us all over the Internet as long as it's 1115 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,240 Speaker 4: still there. Like Ben was saying at the handle conspiracy stuffhere, 1116 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,640 Speaker 4: we exist on Facebook with our Facebook group Here's where 1117 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:21,160 Speaker 4: it gets crazy, on xfka, Twitter, and on YouTube where 1118 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,760 Speaker 4: we have video content color for you to enjoy. On 1119 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,400 Speaker 4: Instagram and TikTok where conspiracy Stuff show. 1120 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,640 Speaker 2: If you want to call us, our number is one 1121 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:34,920 Speaker 2: eight three three std WYTK. Call us. Let us know 1122 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,080 Speaker 2: your thoughts on the mayhem machine that is outlined in 1123 01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:41,040 Speaker 2: this manual. 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