1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: Hey, friends, it's mister Jim and welcome to Kid Short Stories. 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: Did you know that I just started doing a new 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: podcast called Bedtime Stories. Yes, if you love listening to 4 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: my stories when you're getting ready for bed, But maybe 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: they can be a bit too exciting, because we do 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: like to have a lot of fun here on Kid 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: Short Stories. You need to check out Bedtime Stories, which 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: has calmer music and calmer stories to fall asleep too. 9 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: I hope you check that out right now with your parents. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: It's called Bedtime Stories with mister Jim. Well, friends, are 11 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 1: you ready for today's adventure? Oh? My, I definitely am. 12 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: You better get ready? Here we go. Our story begins 13 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: high up in the sky above the clouds. And you 14 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: know what that stinky purple blimp? All right, purple ninjos? 15 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: I need plan. I want very stinky breath, like stinkier 16 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: than my already stinky breath. 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,199 Speaker 2: You want to make it even stickier? Oh boy, yes, 18 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 2: of course. Uh what is a stinky thing that you 19 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 2: can think of? 20 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: Well? 21 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 2: Fish are pretty stick eh. Have you ever thought of 22 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 2: getting a fish breath? 23 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: I love it. Figure out where to give me stinky 24 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 1: fish breath? I think that is a great way to 25 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: spend my weekend. If you know anything about doctor Stinky Breath, 26 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: you have to know this one thing. He has never 27 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: brushed his teeth, and that is why he asked the 28 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: world's stinkiest of breaths. Oh dear, I can't even imagine 29 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: adding fish into the equation. How bad that would smell. 30 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: I think even the purple ninjas. No, that's not a 31 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: very good idea. Well, as they started working on a plan, 32 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: Fielder was cleaning his fish tank. It was important to 33 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: change out the water very often so that the fish 34 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,919 Speaker 1: could breathe nice clean water. 35 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 2: Ah. 36 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, if I was a fish, I wouldn't want to 37 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: make sure that I had very clean water. Oh dear, 38 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: don't splash on the floor. It's so heavy. He was 39 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: carrying the fish bowl over to the sink to dump 40 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: out the water. Good thing, don't worry. He had already 41 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: removed his pet fish and put them in a separate 42 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,679 Speaker 1: cup until they had the clean water, so he wasn't 43 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: gonna dump his fish down the drain. Whew, that would 44 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 1: be bad. Splash. Oh that smells terrible, said Fielder. He 45 00:02:54,639 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: was right. Dirty fish water, it smells really bad. Some 46 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: of it splashed on the floor. So he had to 47 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: go get some paper towels to clean up that mess. 48 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: All right, I gotta get this all clean, and then 49 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: I'll get the pebbles and rocks all clean. Then he 50 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: will have a perfectly clean fishbowl. All of a sudden, 51 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: out of nowhere, there was a giant splat on the 52 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: window outside. Splat? What was that? Said Fielder As he 53 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: turned around and looked, he thought it was a bird 54 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: that might have accidentally crashed into the window. Have you 55 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: ever heard or seen a bird accidentally find to a window? Yeah, 56 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: that can be really dangerous for birds. But it didn't 57 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: really sound like that. It sounded more like splat, not 58 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: like a knock. As he walked over to the window, 59 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: he couldn't believe it. There was a giant or miss 60 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: squid sticking on the window. Fielder knew that he had 61 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: to call this into HQ as fast as possible. HQ, 62 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: there's a squid on my window, he shouted. Sh Hey, Fielder, 63 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: this is HQ. Uh come again, did you say you 64 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 1: have a squid on your window over? Yes, yes, a 65 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 1: squid like with tedicles and legs from the ocean. And 66 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: it looks like he has some kind of scuba mask. 67 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but he's stuck on 68 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: my window and looks like he's trying to get inside. 69 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: Help me, shouted Fielder. Sh this is unbelievable. You're the 70 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: fifth agent to call the same thing in. It appears 71 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: that squids are trying to steal people's fish. Uh, just 72 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: protect your fish at all cost, because that squid has 73 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: got long arms and he's trying to grab those fish 74 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,839 Speaker 1: for some reason. Let us know if you need backup. 75 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 1: Over and out, sh Fielder couldn't believe it. A squid 76 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,600 Speaker 1: was trying to steal his fish. He was not gonna 77 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: let that happen. He loved his fish. Oh wait, they're 78 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: still sitting in that cup over there. He turned on 79 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: the sink to fill up the fish bowl again. Oh 80 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: that sorry, guys, I kind of forgot about you. As 81 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: he plopped them back into the fresh, clean water, all 82 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: the fish were very happy. They almost even smiled. As 83 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: he ran back to the window where the squid was 84 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 1: stuck on Outside, he looked outside and saw purple ninja. 85 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: The purple Ninja was running up and down the street 86 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 1: in his neighborhood, and he had a whole bucket of 87 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: squids that he was throwing at people's houses. Oh, there's 88 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: even more of them. A Fielder didn't know what to do, 89 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: but first he needed to calm down. Okay, what two? 90 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 2: Three? 91 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: He took three slow, big breaths, and that helped him 92 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 1: calm down. All right, I gotta get my spy, especially 93 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: my net blaster. I'm running out of time. I don't 94 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: want that thing getting inside. Fielder ran to his room 95 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: and to his closet where all the spikeear was. He 96 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 1: grabbed his net blaster and was headed outside. He wanted 97 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,559 Speaker 1: to catch that squid before it snuck in a crack 98 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: through the window. You know, those squids can be awfully sneaky, 99 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: slipping through little cracks in the window. You just don't 100 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: want to let them get inside and steal your fish. 101 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: He held up the net blaster and shouted, freeze, mister squid. 102 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 1: The squid could not talk, but it turned around and 103 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: looked almost like it understand what. Fielder shouted. 104 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 2: Shoo. 105 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: As he blasted the net out, it grabbed onto the 106 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: squid and brought it back down to the ground. Thankfully, 107 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: Fielder lived close by to the ocean, so the rest 108 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: of the afternoon as he was catching all of those 109 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 1: squids that the Purple Ninjas had launched out. He was 110 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: able to bring them all back to the ocean. After 111 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: a very busy afternoon, Feeler finally was done. He had 112 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: caught all the squids in his area and had told 113 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: all the other spies how to do the same in 114 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: their neighborhoods. He came back inside and oh, my hands 115 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,679 Speaker 1: smell terrible. Oh this is really stinky. When he said 116 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: stinky out loud, he realized, Huh, I wonder if Doctor 117 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: Stinky Breath was trying to get the fish for their stinkiness. 118 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: That dirty cage I cleaned out was really smelly, so 119 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: I bet that's why. He looked over to that sparkly 120 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 1: clean new fish tank that his friends were swimming in, 121 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: and he decided, I've got to protect you. There's no 122 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: way that I can let doctor Stinky Breath catch my fish. 123 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 1: I guess he's got to keep a close eye out 124 00:07:55,880 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: for those flying squids punched out by Purple Ninja's looking 125 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: to steal pet fish. If you have petfish, make sure 126 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: that you keep them safe from those grabby squids that 127 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: are looking to grab those fish right out of the tanks. 128 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: Great job Fielder. You saved the day and all of 129 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: us from a very stinky, stinky mess. We could not 130 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 1: have done this without you and your bravery. The end. Hey, friends, 131 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: I need your help celebrating a birthday. Drum roll please, 132 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: Happy Birthday Crystal, who's turning six years old. Crystal lives 133 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 1: in Australia and loves riding horses. Wow, Crystal, I'm so 134 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 1: glad we got to celebrate you and your big day 135 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:03,559 Speaker 1: on the show. Happy next Birthday, Crystal. And next up 136 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: we have Happy birthday Martin who's turning seven years old. 137 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: Martin loves Pokemon, bay blades and Poopsie surprise. I'm so 138 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: glad Martin that we got to celebrate you and your 139 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 1: big day on the show. Happy seventh birthday, Martin. Well, friends, 140 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: don't forget that tonight when you're getting ready for bed 141 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: and you can listen to bedtime stories with me. Mister Jim, 142 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: I'll see you there. Bye.