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<v Speaker 1>date updates, we always find out where hot people meet

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<v Speaker 1>each other. Okay, yeah, these places like the clubs, the gym's,

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<v Speaker 1>the broccoli store. There's a whole store. Hot people love

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<v Speaker 1>their broccoli. They always eat healthy. They got hot somehow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you would know about the broccoli store if you

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<v Speaker 1>were a hot person. So I don't. Yeah, dang it,

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<v Speaker 1>I know about the Cheeto store. Is that the same?

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<v Speaker 1>Not quite? Well, maybe there's one more place that hot

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<v Speaker 1>people like to meet up. That's the optometrist. What, no, doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>That's where Melissa says that she met her date. And

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to get the low down on this, Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you rate this guy on a scale from

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the eye chart to the bottom. What

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<v Speaker 1>are we talking about? It's the big e Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like he doesn't look better in one eye

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<v Speaker 1>than the other. It's not your right eye or your

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<v Speaker 1>left eye, it's both eyes. Right. I spent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time with the Automatriss because I have really bad eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe I only got that. What's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>mister big e Us? What? Actually? What? Gus? Gus? Gus?

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<v Speaker 1>You ask us? Yeah, you know what, it's funny the

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<v Speaker 1>name Gus. You have to like a guy named Gus. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't meet a Gus. It's not nice. Was he nice?

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<v Speaker 1>He was so nice? Yeah? Who doesn't want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with Gus? All right? So how did how did

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<v Speaker 1>you and Gus come to meet? Basically, we were both

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<v Speaker 1>in the waiting room at our automatrous office and you

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<v Speaker 1>guys bumped into each other blindly, and you're like, oh, actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people took terrible eyesight. But at some point, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember who started talking to who first, but we both

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<v Speaker 1>started talking about how bad our vision is, and he

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<v Speaker 1>actually made a really kind of creepy but funny comment. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you say? He said, My eyes are still bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could trade my eyes for yours. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>so you want to take my eyeball school? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he actually said I would kill for your eyes. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's a keeper. Did you tell him that that

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<v Speaker 1>was a little off pudding or were you like, yeah, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my number, here's my left eyeball. Well, I could

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<v Speaker 1>see that he was joking, so I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't say that, you don't know me. He was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that was kind of creepy. Sorry. So what

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<v Speaker 1>is that when he made the move to ask you

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date? No, not quite. So he went

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<v Speaker 1>in for his appointment before I did. So he actually

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<v Speaker 1>left a note for the reception, has done his way

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<v Speaker 1>out with his number on it. Oh that's pretty cute.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bold move. Yeah, okay, so did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date? Then? Yeah, we actually did.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to a mini golf phub. Oh that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great date. It's always good on a first date

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<v Speaker 1>to have an activity. What's a mini golf club? And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm imagining like a country club, but

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<v Speaker 1>just really really tiny. You drank baron, you played mini golf,

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<v Speaker 1>It's what she did. Nothing My idea sounds like, how

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<v Speaker 1>was it? The mini golf pub was a lot of fun? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what was like a big highlight for you. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>really liked a conversation was kind of quiet. So what's

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation if the other person isn't talking. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean by that? You liked hearing yourself talk. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of bond it because he told me that

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<v Speaker 1>it was his first real date since his wife dumped him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, and I've actually told him I was

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<v Speaker 1>married before also, so you know, we bonded over the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that it's really hard to date again. It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, but that might be it, Like maybe he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back because it was his first date.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, Like, maybe he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>play the field a little bit. Maybe he's not maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's not for you, or he doesn't want used goods.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what I was saying. Oh, Jeffrey, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're saying. I mean, yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that was why. But at the end of the night,

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of weird because he seems like he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to kiss me, like he was looking at me,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, it's the look on his face seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like he was thinking that. So I just said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I like that very cooly. But he was just

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe in a minute, and then he never did,

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<v Speaker 1>and the date just ended in a hug. Oh he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go in for the kiss. Then. Oh, it probably

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<v Speaker 1>means he doesn't want to kiss you and maybe in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. Who puts it off? Who's like procrastinating the

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<v Speaker 1>first kid? He's really nervous. I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, he's a really, really good looking guy.

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<v Speaker 1>We did have good conversation. I just think maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>did scare him, maybe it was too forward for him,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe he freaked out and realized she's not ready

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<v Speaker 1>to date. I don't know. It's possible that he feels

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<v Speaker 1>bad that he didn't take the opportunity to kiss you,

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<v Speaker 1>and so now he's just too afraid to even try. Yeah. Maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've been texting him, so I don't understand why.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've given him the option to still hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>so he should know that I'm interested. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>won't pressure him to kiss you next time? Huh? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well we're gonna play a song. We'll come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call Gus and try to get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, sounds good, all right, And if

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't work out, then maybe we'll have to go

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<v Speaker 1>back to the Optometriss office and find another blindy to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with. Okay, right, okay, hold on Melissa second updates.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just tuning in for today's second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the phone with Melissa. Melissa is a sucker

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<v Speaker 1>for shy recently divorced men with terrible eyesight turns me

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<v Speaker 1>on brownie points if they hint at stealing her body

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<v Speaker 1>parts too. That was her description. Yeah, really, Because she

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<v Speaker 1>met Gus at the Optometris office where he joked about

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<v Speaker 1>how he would kill to get her eyes. She thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was cute. So they went out to a mini

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<v Speaker 1>golf bar and bonded over the fact they've both been divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>But then there was a weird moment towards the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the night where Melissa said something what did you

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<v Speaker 1>say again? Melissa? I said, you know, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to kiss me, I'll probably let you. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a good line. And did he kiss you? No? He

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<v Speaker 1>did not. No, Kissa for Melissa, oh say that the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time I did it. It took me like seven

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to think of that one. I got it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Melissa, I think that it's pretty confident of

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<v Speaker 1>you to even hit him back after he didn't kiss you.

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<v Speaker 1>What she means to say is it was stupid, stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>But I would have felt I would have felt pretty like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, rejected. So good on you for like

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<v Speaker 1>persevering and trying to get a date with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>She's politely calling you dumb. Okay, Well, I know that

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<v Speaker 1>I said he was quiet and everything, but I really

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<v Speaker 1>really like him. I mean, that's why I'm calling to

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<v Speaker 1>try and get him on the phone. Probably he basically

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<v Speaker 1>has the best combination of great looks and personality. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>quiet guys, quiet and hot. That's why I like him.

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<v Speaker 1>Just shut up and be beautiful over there, Gus. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's give Gus a call and see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Gus please? There's Gus. Hey, Gus,

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<v Speaker 1>this is young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. I

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<v Speaker 1>can I help you. I'm calling you to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you about your dating life. Do you have a minute

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to us. Uh, sure, nice, I was hoping

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<v Speaker 1>you'd say that, Oh, why would you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me about my dating life? Well, because somebody told

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<v Speaker 1>us that you're really hot and good at date. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I am really hot. Who would say that You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>who wouldn't say that is what you mean? Guess Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from a girl named Melissa. Melissa. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said she recently went on a date with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you're not responding when she's trying to text

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<v Speaker 1>you and call you, so she wants to know why

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<v Speaker 1>we had a great time. But I got a little intense.

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<v Speaker 1>So she did say that there was a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of an awkward moment where maybe she said something that

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<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't have, and she mentioned that, you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to kiss me right now, I probably wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>say no or something along those lines. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kiss her. Yea reected her. Yeah, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>felt a little awkward at that moment. But that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why I didn't call her back. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you knew you were not going to call her back

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<v Speaker 1>even before then. Yeah, we kind of had a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>earlier and they got me a bit worried just talking

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<v Speaker 1>about my ex wife and her ex relationships. Oh she

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned that too, right, Yeah, she said that she was divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to date a divorced woman. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm divorced as well, but it's just the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that her her other partners are deceased. They died.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two of them. What she told me, they passed

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<v Speaker 1>the same way, but she wouldn't tell me exactly how,

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<v Speaker 1>And that really got me thinking all kinds of stuff. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, she told you she has two ex husbands.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently her ex husband's fine, but her two ex partners

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<v Speaker 1>passed away, and I didn't want to be number three.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened. Like, that's your assumption is

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<v Speaker 1>that she's the one that did the job. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say it would happen. Oh that's a little shady.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't want to It could be something really personal.

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<v Speaker 1>What's personal? Like, yeah, you're on a date, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the time to get personal with someone. Yeah, she started

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it, and then she just stopped and she

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of acted like she said too much already.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA Okay, you guys, I think you all are watching

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<v Speaker 1>too many true crime documentaries on like Netflix or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a terrible coincidence. And maybe it's just

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<v Speaker 1>because it's none of your business. Like, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>think that you're gonna die if you date her? That's silly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, people die all the time from these weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they make these true crime documentaries. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw this one where a bunch of guys were poisoned

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<v Speaker 1>by this lady named the Black Widow. And she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>did it for fun. It could be her. Melissa took

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<v Speaker 1>you mini golfing and put it on the side, wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to poison you. She reels you in. You can barely see.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is crazy. You need to be cautious. Well, Gus,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you want to like ask her about this directly?

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<v Speaker 1>Well I kind of didn't. She didn't want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it, so I mean, there's not much more I

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<v Speaker 1>can say. Well, maybe she'd be more open to talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it now because she has been on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening. Get the O out of here. What the hell? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, she's really there. She wants to talk to Melissa. Oh, Gus,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Melissa. I didn't know you were on the other line, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell. Oh hi, oh Bi, Melissa, aren't you passed?

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<v Speaker 1>He thinks that you're like a serial killer. I'm not pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I didn't want to talk about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I didn't think about how weird that would sound

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Gus. Yeah, well it was weird that you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, okay, well it's

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<v Speaker 1>about to get weirder. Wait is this where you admit

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<v Speaker 1>that you actually did it? No? No, so, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe I haven't been saying this right now. Um, my

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<v Speaker 1>husband's fine, well, ex husband. But I had two boyfriends

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<v Speaker 1>who died during um passion? What passion? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no like um intimacy? Wait, you have two ex

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriends who died in the sack with you? Yeah? How

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<v Speaker 1>old are these ex boyfriends? Good point, they're not that old.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I can be a lot for some people.

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<v Speaker 1>What's not that old? Like seventy? No? Like, healthy men

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<v Speaker 1>don't die in the sack unless you're doing something crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on, she put them in a sack? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No wait wait Melissa, Yeah is this recent? No? Not really?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've been married since then and he's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, everything worked out except the divorced part obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was fine. And I would have told Gus

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<v Speaker 1>if we went out more. But I really don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it right away, you know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the deaths of your boyfriends in this bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>are not the best like first date topic, I would assume,

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<v Speaker 1>or it's a pretty good brag, like you're so adventurous

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<v Speaker 1>and wild in there that it killed two guys. I mean, so, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get some clarification. Did they die

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<v Speaker 1>because you're like really good at that stuff or was

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<v Speaker 1>it like an accident? Did you drown them? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what your bedroom activities look like usually, Gus, But

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm afraid for Melissa. I was thinking a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we talking to, Melissa? Yeah, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>could just be a lot for some men, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I just I usually have to warn my relationships going

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<v Speaker 1>into it. Wow, oh my god. Now, Gus, does that

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<v Speaker 1>sound scary or more like a challenge for you? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure. I mean it sounds like a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so kinky, you might die, bro. Mount Everest is

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<v Speaker 1>not small bedroom, wait, Us, um, You're not just interested

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<v Speaker 1>in me, in me because of what you heard about me. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just because these two guys died in bed

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Right. No, those aren't the only two reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's only one reason there, Gus. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>just interested in you because I might die being with you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay? Good sell? Was that good enough for you? Melissa? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just you know, when people hear

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<v Speaker 1>that about me, I don't want them to think of

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<v Speaker 1>me differently. You know, it's a little bit different thing

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<v Speaker 1>to hear. But I still did you. Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe I'm a little bit more interested

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<v Speaker 1>and intrigued. All right. Well, in that case, Gus, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>love to send you and Melissa out on another date.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. I mean, we won't pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the funeral costs after she kills you in the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>but the date could be fun. Yeah. Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's me you're gonna have to be worried about.

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<v Speaker 1>Said the other two guys too, I mean in the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>not the funeral parlor. So is that a yes? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you're saying? Guess? Do you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with her again. Heck yeah, all right, all right, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>we got you a second date. Great, Thank you guys. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this whole thing was ridiculous, and now I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we're like some accomplices to murder or something like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very concerned. I'm just letting you know that if

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<v Speaker 1>things get to that point, we're gonna have to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and you might even need to sign a waiver.

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<v Speaker 1>What I've got the pen in my ham Let's tell

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<v Speaker 1>me where to sign