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Speaker 1: date updates, we always find out where hot people meet

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Speaker 1: each other. Okay, yeah, these places like the clubs, the gym's,

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Speaker 1: I know about the Cheeto store. Is that the same?

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Speaker 1: Not quite? Well, maybe there's one more place that hot

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Speaker 1: That's where Melissa says that she met her date. And

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to get the low down on this, Melissa.

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Speaker 1: How would you rate this guy on a scale from

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Speaker 1: so you want to take my eyeball school? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: guess I didn't think about how weird that would sound

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Speaker 1: for you. Gus. Yeah, well it was weird that you

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Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, okay, well it's

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Speaker 1: about to get weirder. Wait is this where you admit

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Speaker 1: that you actually did it? No? No, so, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe I haven't been saying this right now. Um, my

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Speaker 1: husband's fine, well, ex husband. But I had two boyfriends

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Speaker 1: who died during um passion? What passion? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: I'm no like um intimacy? Wait, you have two ex

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Speaker 1: boyfriends who died in the sack with you? Yeah? How

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Speaker 1: old are these ex boyfriends? Good point, they're not that old.

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Speaker 1: I guess I can be a lot for some people.

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Speaker 1: What's not that old? Like seventy? No? Like, healthy men

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Speaker 1: don't die in the sack unless you're doing something crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, she put them in a sack? No?

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Speaker 1: No wait wait Melissa, Yeah is this recent? No? Not really?

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Speaker 1: I mean I've been married since then and he's fine.

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Speaker 1: I mean, everything worked out except the divorced part obviously,

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Speaker 1: but he was fine. And I would have told Gus

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Speaker 1: if we went out more. But I really don't like

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Speaker 1: to talk about it right away, you know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: talking about the deaths of your boyfriends in this bedroom

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Speaker 1: are not the best like first date topic, I would assume,

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Speaker 1: or it's a pretty good brag, like you're so adventurous

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Speaker 1: and wild in there that it killed two guys. I mean, so, Melissa,

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Speaker 1: I just want to get some clarification. Did they die

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Speaker 1: because you're like really good at that stuff or was

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Speaker 1: it like an accident? Did you drown them? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what your bedroom activities look like usually, Gus, But

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Speaker 1: now I'm afraid for Melissa. I was thinking a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: What are we talking to, Melissa? Yeah, I guess I

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Speaker 1: could just be a lot for some men, and so

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Speaker 1: I just I usually have to warn my relationships going

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Speaker 1: into it. Wow, oh my god. Now, Gus, does that

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Speaker 1: sound scary or more like a challenge for you? I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure. I mean it sounds like a good thing.

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Speaker 1: She's so kinky, you might die, bro. Mount Everest is

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Speaker 1: not small bedroom, wait, Us, um, You're not just interested

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Speaker 1: in me, in me because of what you heard about me. Right,

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Speaker 1: It's not just because these two guys died in bed

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Speaker 1: with me. Right. No, those aren't the only two reasons.

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Speaker 1: There's there's only one reason there, Gus. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: just interested in you because I might die being with you.

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay? Good sell? Was that good enough for you? Melissa? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just you know, when people hear

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Speaker 1: that about me, I don't want them to think of

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Speaker 1: me differently. You know, it's a little bit different thing

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Speaker 1: to hear. But I still did you. Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I'm a little bit more interested

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Speaker 1: and intrigued. All right. Well, in that case, Gus, we'd

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Speaker 1: love to send you and Melissa out on another date.

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I mean, we won't pay for

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Speaker 1: the funeral costs after she kills you in the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: but the date could be fun. Yeah. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's me you're gonna have to be worried about.

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Speaker 1: Said the other two guys too, I mean in the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: not the funeral parlor. So is that a yes? Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're saying? Guess? Do you want to go

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Speaker 1: out with her again. Heck yeah, all right, all right, Melissa,

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Speaker 1: we got you a second date. Great, Thank you guys. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I thought this whole thing was ridiculous, and now I

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Speaker 1: feel like we're like some accomplices to murder or something like.

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Speaker 1: I'm very concerned. I'm just letting you know that if

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Speaker 1: things get to that point, we're gonna have to talk

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Speaker 1: about it, and you might even need to sign a waiver.

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Speaker 1: What I've got the pen in my ham Let's tell

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Speaker 1: me where to sign