WEBVTT - DONKEY: Man Attempts To Rob McDonalds For Hashbrowns Using A Fake Pistol

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<v Speaker 1>He gave me donkey other day and I deserve that.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to tell them. I am tell them it's

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<v Speaker 2>time for Donkey of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a read.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're so good at your charlamage. You want Charlomagne, Chalomeme.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do you give a dunky other day too? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, sexy red donkey today for Tuesday August sixth, It

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<v Speaker 3>is Tuesday August sixth. Make sure you go to a

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<v Speaker 3>thirty five year old man named Rashan Shahwale. No Rashan

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<v Speaker 3>shah Wal Ijuwani. I don't know if I pronounced this

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<v Speaker 3>man's name right, but let's get to the story. Rashaan

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<v Speaker 3>is likely headed for trial, according to La County Superior

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<v Speaker 3>Court records, because he was arrested on October eighteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>What was Rashan arrested for?

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<v Speaker 2>A wealth?

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<v Speaker 3>He was arrested because he was accused of trying to

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<v Speaker 3>steal a Hash Brown at gun point from a McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 3>I repeat, he was accused of trying to steal a

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<v Speaker 3>Hash Brown at gun point from a McDonald's. Not even

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<v Speaker 3>with a real gun, okay, a replica pistol. See y'all

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<v Speaker 3>think i'd be lying, but you can look this up.

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<v Speaker 3>The victim reported that Rashwan arrived at the third window

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<v Speaker 3>in the drive through line and demanded a third hash

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<v Speaker 3>brown after ordering two.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, big back behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>The employee of the employee the McDonald's let the suspect

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<v Speaker 3>know that he only paid for two, and the suspect

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<v Speaker 3>Rashan told the McDonald's employee, don't you have put me

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<v Speaker 3>while using the employee's name from his name tax So

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<v Speaker 3>let's just paint the picture if the guy's name that

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<v Speaker 3>worked the McDonald's was Calvin. Rashaan kept saying, don't you

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<v Speaker 3>have put me Calvin? Well, clearly he thought Calvin was

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<v Speaker 3>still lefting with him, so.

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<v Speaker 1>He Rashaan or Rashon went to his vehicle, pulled out.

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<v Speaker 3>A firearm, the fake gun, a prosthetic pistol, if you will,

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<v Speaker 3>silicon scrap a GMO gat. He pointed this impossible piece,

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<v Speaker 3>this beyond biscuit at the employee and said, these hash

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<v Speaker 3>Browns ain't dying for you. He didn't really say that,

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<v Speaker 3>but in my mind that's how he was bringing it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but he did point the firearm at the victim's chest,

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<v Speaker 3>and the McDonald's employee said he gave up the third hash.

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<v Speaker 1>Brown because he was in fear of his life. You think,

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<v Speaker 1>and can you believe Rashaan had a wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Investigators identified the SUV that he was driving and it

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<v Speaker 3>was registered in his wife's name.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>They served the search one on their own, and the

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<v Speaker 3>victim positively identified Rashan out of a lineup, and deputies

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<v Speaker 3>found a black Glock nineteen style compressed air fired pistol

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<v Speaker 3>during their search of the Canyon County home. This man

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<v Speaker 3>had a house, an suv, and a wife and he

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<v Speaker 3>robbing people for hash browns. Now he's facing two to

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<v Speaker 3>five years in prison. The judge denied a motion by

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<v Speaker 3>Rashawn's council they wanted a mental health diversion for him,

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<v Speaker 3>citing the aggravating and mitigation factors. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 3>what that means, but I do believe Rashaan is dealing

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<v Speaker 3>with some type of mental health issues because you don't

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<v Speaker 3>flip out like that over no damn hashbrown.

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<v Speaker 1>A hash brown and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Already had two, Okay, Robin and McDonald's for a hash

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<v Speaker 3>brown is like sticking up a Starbucks for a free

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<v Speaker 3>Wi Fi code. Okay, It's like robbing a seven to

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<v Speaker 3>eleven for a free slurpey refill. Gonna commit a crime

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<v Speaker 3>at least still something that doesn't cost less than your

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<v Speaker 3>bus fare home, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't even need what figures you'd ask you be?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, who the hell wants to spend two to five

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<v Speaker 3>years in prison because they committed grand theft breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody in prison gonna take you serious. You sell? He

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<v Speaker 1>ask you what you're in for, and you say stealing

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<v Speaker 1>hash Browns. Then you sell. He turns to you and says,

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<v Speaker 1>your ass brown.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's what things can get tricky, all right, Robin

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<v Speaker 3>McDonald's for a hash brown?

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<v Speaker 1>How hungry? Then you have to beat at risk five

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<v Speaker 1>to ten years for a dollar menu item? Okay. Now

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<v Speaker 1>there's a part of me that respects the basicness of

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<v Speaker 1>it all though.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Rashawn walked into a McDonald's with a GMO gat

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<v Speaker 3>and what did he demand? Not the hotcakes? Not a

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<v Speaker 3>sausage biscuit. Okay, by the way, McDonald's is twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we get chicken sausage biscuits, turkey sausage biscuits?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>No pork on my fork?

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<v Speaker 3>But he didn't want either. Rashaan didn't want any of that.

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<v Speaker 3>He wanted a hash brown. You gotta respect the simplicity.

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<v Speaker 3>Forget what's in the cash register. He wanted that fried potato. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>who knew you could turn Big Back Breakfast Cravens into

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<v Speaker 3>a felony. Now I have the president of the Fat

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<v Speaker 3>Lives Matter Committee. We don't have the wobble in there. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>Like whether he walks in, I want the wibble Bible,

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<v Speaker 3>you know anything concerning food. Big Mac wants the weigh

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<v Speaker 3>in because you know he can break the scale.

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<v Speaker 1>Mac the Floyd.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate short people, man, I hate people all the time,

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<v Speaker 4>but I had to speak on this one because as

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<v Speaker 4>the president, I knew he was gonna shame this man.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's because you're always looking at it from the

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<v Speaker 4>skinny committee talk. You're not looking at it from the

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<v Speaker 4>other side of it. Okay, first off, do you know

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<v Speaker 4>how much hashbrowns are these days?

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<v Speaker 1>How much?

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<v Speaker 2>Three dollars and forty nine cents?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the changes now? Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>So he didn't rob McDonald's for a hash brown. He

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<v Speaker 4>paid for three because hashbrowns used to be a dollar three?

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<v Speaker 4>Do your reason see that? Yes, you're not you're not

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<v Speaker 4>part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get the emails all the time, every time they

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<v Speaker 2>change it, so he hain't robbed that. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>pay a dollar for it.

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<v Speaker 4>So technically, when he got his receipt saw three dollars,

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<v Speaker 4>he said, oh, wait a minute, I didn't pay for

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<v Speaker 4>three hash Browns.

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<v Speaker 2>I only got two. Let me pull up, let me

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<v Speaker 2>get that other one.

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<v Speaker 3>That wouldn't make no sense because he bought two. So

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<v Speaker 3>then that way, that'd be like almost seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Until he saw his receipts, said, oh, they charged me

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<v Speaker 4>for three. I gotta go back around.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get that third one.

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<v Speaker 3>Technically, if you see seven dollars, that'd be they would

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<v Speaker 3>charge them for like seven or eight based off the logic.

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<v Speaker 2>Us right.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's probably was getting frustrated because you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>gas prices is high too.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I'm gonna keep mooping around. That's why he

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<v Speaker 2>pulled the gun out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm more mad that he kept the gun for the

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<v Speaker 4>cops to find him than he is about doing the

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<v Speaker 4>hashprown thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Please give Rashan Rashan, I'll let you wani the biggest

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<v Speaker 3>he huh okay, give me some switch signs and the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, oh yeah, oh the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye no, no, sh don't know. I'm taking the donkey back,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you know? You you do you God's work standing

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<v Speaker 4>here like you in line at the cookout. Okay, while

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<v Speaker 4>you're still he had you played this full man because

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<v Speaker 4>you got.

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<v Speaker 2>To shit at the kids table. You don't think McDonald

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<v Speaker 2>should get a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>After the hash Browns being three nineteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and then you know they don't sell it all

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<v Speaker 4>day like some of the other breakfast aut him, so

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<v Speaker 4>he was probably like, damn, I only got like thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me swing back around real quick.

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<v Speaker 4>And then what you say, Charles and Chuck that everybody

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<v Speaker 4>try to be a hero, Calvin, Calvin, everybody try to

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<v Speaker 4>be a hero when they work the fast food.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give it a damn hash brown.

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<v Speaker 1>You know there's headlines about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Three dollars for a single McDonald's custom Ezy, fed up

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<v Speaker 3>and pushing back.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome, this is okay.

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<v Speaker 1>From February twenty twenty four on fl dot MM.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can put you on the email chain if

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<v Speaker 2>you're own. I'm good. You sure, I'm good. It's easy. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right, big Backsnacks at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, well, thank you for that Donky Today, Sir

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<v Speaker 3>macis volting for whoever can lower the price of brows.

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald's. Come on, that's why, that's why Michelle was doing

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<v Speaker 2>all that healthy food. That said, wait mine, Michelle Obama,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta here, you gotta goodbye, Mack.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to us for Trump a half Brohi.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, when we come back, Edgar Bologa will be joining us.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, he's fighting Canelo Alvarez on September fourteenth in Vegas,

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<v Speaker 4>so we go kick.

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<v Speaker 2>It with Edgar Bolonga when we come back to the Boover.

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