Speaker 1: Caitlin.
Speaker 2: Hi, Heyuranny everybody?
Speaker 1: Hey, Yeah, is that how Jimmy Durany spelled his lastener?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's my dad?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, damn, how are you okay?
Speaker 3: But who is your question?
Speaker 1: Files?
Speaker 2: I said, are you okay?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I'm so you're Jack's age, your dad because he died
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty born in eighteen ninety three. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: is that a joke?
Speaker 1: I think we should be asking how how do you look?
Speaker 2: So amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For being so?
Speaker 3: He had me when he was like thirty, so I'm
Speaker 3: actually like ninety five years old.
Speaker 2: Wow. The only thing I know is that he's He's
Speaker 2: the one who said.
Speaker 3: He was famous. His nickname was like the Schnas because
Speaker 3: he had this like huge.
Speaker 2: Yellow bastard from Sin City. What I saw, like, is
Speaker 2: this yellow bastard from.
Speaker 3: Well what a what a reference?
Speaker 4: All this?
Speaker 2: This picture of him looks like funny to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like what we think of at the
Speaker 1: original based on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but with like a clown notes. I mean, that
Speaker 1: is one hell of a clown note.
Speaker 3: It's like it's Bill Scars guard As and Bill Scars
Speaker 3: guard As Penny Wise had a baby and that's Jimmy.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker is nose Farau.
Speaker 1: Coach. Let me pop up the baby powder in there.
Speaker 2: I thought I was telling Justin before I said, I
Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three seventy.
Speaker 2: Episode two of jo Daily Zai. Guys.
Speaker 1: It's a production by Heart Radio. It's a podcast where
Speaker 1: we take a deep dive into America share consciousness. We
Speaker 1: now have a YouTube channel YouTube slash at Daily Zeitgeist Pod.
Speaker 1: We can go check out one episode a week, maybe more.
Speaker 1: Who knows. It's Tuesday, January seventh, twenty twenty four. We
Speaker 1: missed January sixth. We did a Heart episode yesterday. I
Speaker 1: forgot to mention that it was jan six.
Speaker 2: Well, we just did our American civic duty to just
Speaker 2: memory hold January sixth. Yeah, it was like, it's nothing
Speaker 2: at all, man's nothing.
Speaker 1: It all happened. What It's fine, And maybe.
Speaker 2: It did and they didn't do anything about it, and
Speaker 2: maybe that's causing problems out Who could say, really, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't have a time machine or I can look
Speaker 2: at these things fifty years in the future. Anyway. January
Speaker 2: seventh is National bibble Head Day and National Tempoda Day. Okay,
Speaker 2: so shout out the fried foods from Japan. Shout out
Speaker 2: the Bobbleheads. Although this is not you think this would
Speaker 2: come out in the midst of baseball season, right.
Speaker 1: I feel like they missed their they missed their mark.
Speaker 1: They're weird, like you know, when people are going to.
Speaker 2: Be really appreciatively bibbleheads January seven, middle of January after,
Speaker 2: you know, the day after January sixth. I think that's
Speaker 2: what we strike Bobblehead Day. Yeah, nailed it. Well.
Speaker 1: My name's Jack O'Brien, aka you guy. Oh is water.
Speaker 2: Gush?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Is water? That one?
Speaker 1: Courtesy of mcnichael's. Am I reading that correctly like McMichaels,
Speaker 1: But mcknichaels on the discord it is water ice, Get
Speaker 1: off my back. I'm thrilled to be joined.
Speaker 5: As always by my co host, mister Miles Gray's Miles
Speaker 5: Gray back stronger than ever from the streets of Lankershem,
Speaker 5: I'm the Lord of Lancersham, I'm the showgun and no gun.
Speaker 2: Shout out everybody who won for a showgun on the
Speaker 2: Golden Globes. Very predictable because it's anytime Showgun shows up,
Speaker 2: it just wins. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You are the first full episode of the year thanking them,
Speaker 1: and yet not a single one of them thank you,
Speaker 1: and they're accepting speeches, and then that's fucking bullshit. You've
Speaker 1: been shouting them out inadvertently in your AKAD years.
Speaker 2: I texted Anna, so I I said, Yo, I knew
Speaker 2: you were always against me, but you could have said
Speaker 2: my name up there, and that's fine. But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Miles, welcome back. Yes, great to see you, great to
Speaker 1: be Thanks for letting me back in. You heard you
Speaker 1: guys are recording without me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's rights
Speaker 1: a couple of days and that was yeah, that was
Speaker 1: just you were in the waiting room. We recorded two
Speaker 1: full episodes with you in the zoom waiting room.
Speaker 2: You know, I'd shaved for that episode and look at
Speaker 2: my facial hair now it looks like Timothy shalomye eyelash,
Speaker 2: as Nicky Glazer said one of my favorite jokes from
Speaker 2: the Globes.
Speaker 1: Miles, We're through. You joined in our third seat, but
Speaker 1: one of our favorite guests, a very talented writer, stand
Speaker 1: up the median, co host of one of the great
Speaker 1: film podcasts, The beck Down, cast. They also happen to
Speaker 1: have a Masters de Graham film. They also happen to
Speaker 1: have the most anagrammable name in the English language, So
Speaker 1: if you've been given their name in a jumble of
Speaker 1: scrabble tiles, you may know them as Lauren d Titan
Speaker 1: or nine Kit Dracula or Latin dancer U t I.
Speaker 2: But to us, they will always be.
Speaker 1: Caitlin Dronte.
Speaker 3: Did yeah, and my dad is we were discussing previously,
Speaker 3: Jimmy Duranny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been something going on with that snow or
Speaker 1: maybe it was the hat, because wow.
Speaker 6: Maybe it was the mass hallucinations of the children who
Speaker 6: thought he came to life. You know what, you will
Speaker 6: like the comedy stylings of Jimmy Durany for years to come.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's oh yeah, that is the most I
Speaker 2: think that's the Frosty the Snowman song I would play
Speaker 2: the most on like the kid friendly Christmas playlist I
Speaker 2: was playing in the house.
Speaker 1: Was like, I can't really sing yeah, but it's charming.
Speaker 1: And speaking of charming, Caitlin, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I am doing period, I'm.
Speaker 2: Doing, you are doing, I'm doing You're in the act
Speaker 2: of doing, aren't well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly how are you doing?
Speaker 2: My god, I'm I'm actually still salty that Jack stole
Speaker 2: the hot sauce from me at the White Elephant party.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I actually stole Ian stole it from me,
Speaker 2: and then Jack stole it from the Hot one.
Speaker 1: And I've been meaning to.
Speaker 2: Ask you, Jack since that very contentious moment at our
Speaker 2: holiday White Elephant gift party. How's the hot sauce? Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, I just threw that ship out when I got.
Speaker 2: Way too spicy for me.
Speaker 1: Spicy, you know how I think is too spicy on.
Speaker 3: It was like a three on the scovel scale, and
Speaker 3: Jack is.
Speaker 1: Like, oh power move just looking at it. Catch up
Speaker 1: the spiciest thing I'll allow my body, Deranny, What did
Speaker 1: you walk away with at.
Speaker 2: The White Elephant?
Speaker 3: I ended up with a bottle of Jane, bottle of Jamo, okay,
Speaker 3: some coffee arms.
Speaker 1: Oh, a little starter pack brought by yours truly Irish
Speaker 1: coffee starter pack.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, good?
Speaker 1: Well? Uh there there was also a twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. It was actually thirty, wasn't it thirty dollars
Speaker 1: Taco Bell gift card?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went five dollars over the limit because I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a big, big spend. But there was a studio
Speaker 1: the one percent. There was a gem between my presence,
Speaker 1: which was diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Things that will make you shit your pants inducing gifts.
Speaker 1: Yeah to see it. We love it, don't we, folks,
Speaker 1: We do, Caitlin. We're thrilled to have you back on
Speaker 1: the show. We're going to get to know you a
Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
Speaker 1: tell the listeners a couple of the things that we're
Speaker 1: talking about today. Where im from now on? We it
Speaker 1: is Jimmy Durany. We're talking mag of time is n
Speaker 1: but in fighting is already here though that it's about
Speaker 1: to be Trump.
Speaker 2: It's about to be true. Yeah, Yeah. Unfortunately the time
Speaker 2: has come now for us to put on our reality
Speaker 2: spectacles and breathe it in. No longer, Kennedy is just
Speaker 2: give it a couple of weeks, just a few more.
Speaker 2: The election is certified. We are here just waiting for inauguration.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Lien sixth that they tried to try as they might,
Speaker 2: or try it not, try as they might not.
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore, try not they may not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was first, I was like, oh, man, Biden is
Speaker 1: about to go ham on the executive orders. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: do you see how he's not doing anything? Okay, Well
Speaker 1: then the people the the liberal order is going to
Speaker 1: stage their own January sale. They're not They're not doing anything. Okay, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so there we come on in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he did at least I mean Trump
Speaker 2: or Biden did do the like super troll fest giving
Speaker 2: out those presidential citizen medals. Yeah, to like who got one?
Speaker 2: I think Liz Cheney and Benny Thompson. I think George Soros.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like no magic and Hillary Clinton Hill,
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton. Anyways, well, we'll talk about the infighting on
Speaker 1: the right. We'll talk about more bad news for like neoliberals,
Speaker 1: liberal you know, Justin Trudeau has stepped down, he's going
Speaker 1: to resign. What does this mean for Canadian politics? Uh,
Speaker 1: it's actually impossible to know because from here, Yeah, from here,
Speaker 1: the workings of the Canadian government have been deemed too
Speaker 1: boring to actually perceive, and so we're all adopting a
Speaker 1: wait and see attitude on this one. But we will
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of a joke that it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: Canadian politics are different than American politics, and then likening
Speaker 3: that to Canadian football. So it's like, oh, there's only
Speaker 3: three some things instead of four the number of downs.
Speaker 3: But I don't know enough about football or politics.
Speaker 1: Do they do three downs?
Speaker 3: I think so right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I'm really not paying enough.
Speaker 3: Time and I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so CEFL the longer and wider field, twelve players
Speaker 2: on the field.
Speaker 1: Well that's a foul, woke much, that's a crime in America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it does three Wow? Look at three downs?
Speaker 1: Three downs?
Speaker 2: Any only two timeouts a game? And you can you can?
Speaker 2: You are one point in the CFL.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that seems efficient to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, score one point in the NFL too.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying not after like, not as your
Speaker 2: extra point. There's also the ability of just one point.
Speaker 2: The single point is called a rouge, which I don't. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm a look, I'm already checked out. I'm sorry that
Speaker 2: we exported our form of political cancer to you guys,
Speaker 2: but I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 1: Score on the beaters, catch the quiffle or whatever. The
Speaker 1: Harry Potters quidditch joke. I forget there the snitch, the
Speaker 1: golden snitch.
Speaker 3: The seeker tried to catch the snitch. The beaters, the
Speaker 3: beaters just hitting the bludgers around.
Speaker 2: Right Yeah wait, there's beaters and bludgers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're called.
Speaker 1: The bludgers, beaters people, beaters.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: Exactly hit people.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the therapy speak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we're gonna talk about We're gonna check in
Speaker 1: with what was predicted about the year twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: because this is a future sci fi dateline that a
Speaker 1: bunch of forgotten shitty movies predicted set their movie in.
Speaker 1: And then also her movie Her was set in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, which kind of blew on us still for
Speaker 1: a bit. So we'll talk about that plenty more. But first, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history.
Speaker 3: I googled Titanic Escape Room Los Angeles, and there is
Speaker 3: one what it just opened? Well, I was googling it
Speaker 3: because I had to like look up the number to
Speaker 3: call them. I already knew that it was like a
Speaker 3: recently open thing. So sixty out is the company that
Speaker 3: has different, I mean, one of many companies in La
Speaker 3: that has escape rooms. They're the ones that have the
Speaker 3: Titanic one. There was like a defunct one for a while,
Speaker 3: but then they just reopened this Titanic themed one, and
Speaker 3: I had to make a reservation. Obviously, Me and Jamie
Speaker 3: are going, yeah, we're also like pretty morbid that, yeah,
Speaker 3: because you have to like escape the ideas you're escaping
Speaker 3: the sinking ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is you get in there and just continually
Speaker 1: lie down in bed and hold hands like.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, what's that? What's that little bedtime story?
Speaker 2: The woman tells her kids that ship broke me too.
Speaker 2: She put the kids to bed. I'm like, lady, they
Speaker 2: are gonna wake up the second that cold water hits them.
Speaker 2: That's all I could think about, is like, dang, be asleep, Yeah,
Speaker 2: wake up to a horrible death. This is what it says.
Speaker 2: Step aboard the legendary RMS Titanic and journey back to
Speaker 2: the fateful night of a fourteenth, nineteen twelve. That's two
Speaker 2: days after my grandmother's birthday. In this thrilling escape room,
Speaker 2: if she passed away, but she was born on April twelfth,
Speaker 2: nineteen twelve. The ship is sinking and it's up to
Speaker 2: you to save the passengers, navigate through the ship's grand quarters,
Speaker 2: solve intricate puzzles, and uncover hidden secrets as you race
Speaker 2: to unlock the life books. Wow, will you rise to
Speaker 2: the challenge and save everyone on board? Or will time
Speaker 2: run out before you can escape the icy waters? Book
Speaker 2: now and experience the heart counting adventures of the Titanic
Speaker 2: like never before, okay?
Speaker 1: Or will you fail and let all those women and
Speaker 1: children die?
Speaker 2: It's up to you. This this actually looks really well made.
Speaker 2: I must say, are we what are we going off of?
Speaker 1: Are they like here?
Speaker 2: Are hey?
Speaker 1: I generated it's not the land you imagine?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The Kaylin and Jamie gun is such a bummer.
Speaker 2: They're like, yo, it did not look like the pictures
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 3: What was the thing where it was like the display
Speaker 3: of Was it like a Willy Wonka thing?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: It was horribly rendered in Glasgow. Yep.
Speaker 1: It was our runner up story of the year, all right, okay, yeah, yeah, especially.
Speaker 2: It's not like that, all right, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think it will be like that. I do
Speaker 1: if if you're like put with a group like two
Speaker 1: people in a group of other people, which I don't know.
Speaker 3: They don't do that this one.
Speaker 1: But if they do in this case, I want you
Speaker 1: both to just lie down and hold it.
Speaker 3: It's like you guys figured out.
Speaker 1: You guys are here, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Caitlin.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: I think that shoplifting is underrated. And I'm specifically talking
Speaker 3: about shoplifting from like huge corporate, evil corporations like big
Speaker 3: box stores. Not to be clear, I've never done this
Speaker 3: because I'm too afraid. But I'm muster up the courage.
Speaker 3: My big goal for twenty is to gather the courage
Speaker 3: to start shoplifting and stealing from evil companies big box stores.
Speaker 2: Just start small, you know, do a little lip a
Speaker 2: little do a lip bomb. You know, that's always that's
Speaker 2: always the thieves gateway item when you start off. I
Speaker 2: felt like in my like junior high, like there are
Speaker 2: some there's some high school and there's some girls. They
Speaker 2: go to Clay's stock up on some ship. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean, come out of there, you know, that's
Speaker 2: that's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for the tips.
Speaker 2: Then move your way up to spray paint, because they
Speaker 2: put that ship behind a gate a home depot and
Speaker 2: that's when you really hit the next level. Whoa getting cry?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Wait? So how do you get back there? Do you
Speaker 1: like hide? Ay contortion?
Speaker 2: I just remember I tried to graffiti, and I would
Speaker 2: be I was the same way. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 2: about to fucking get caught up. I don't even do.
Speaker 2: I don't even tag. I'm not about to fucking steal
Speaker 2: cans with you guys. I was just wait in the
Speaker 2: car and they woul run up and be like, yo,
Speaker 2: we got we go like a can cancle. I did
Speaker 2: not get the thrill out of that way. I would
Speaker 2: alway steal from school. That was my thing. That was
Speaker 2: my original Faces corporation, where I'm like, the fuck, you
Speaker 2: know what do you need this scale for? I need
Speaker 2: this digital scale for my own nefarious deeds? Right, And
Speaker 2: then I used to those to other drug dealers in high.
Speaker 1: School, wang mice and other animals. No, did I get
Speaker 1: it wrong? Oh we got a winner here sixteen grams?
Speaker 2: This little mouse.
Speaker 1: Is sixteen Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: School school?
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 1: Catching you? Walmart? I think is traditionally been pretty bad
Speaker 1: at catching people, isn't that right? But when they do,
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Oh that's target target target where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we let you rack it up just so you know,
Speaker 1: like we've been watching you.
Speaker 2: There's like this one like there's like a mom influencer
Speaker 2: that was like doing supposed target halls that she was
Speaker 2: just shop and they're like, you got we got it
Speaker 2: all on wax and you're posting it like come on now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that seems silly. Yeah, I'm just gonna steal,
Speaker 3: you know, groceries. Yeah, because there I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: know if you've heard, but grocery prices have gotten so expansively.
Speaker 2: Of thanks Joe Byron.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, I did for my little thrill. I take
Speaker 1: a penny from a leave a penny, Take a penny,
Speaker 1: even even if I don't need it.
Speaker 2: Is that the build up? Maybe that's let's start small.
Speaker 2: Dorani go to seven eleven, take a penny from the
Speaker 2: take a penny, leave a penny and just just whistle
Speaker 2: on out of there like you don't know nothing about it.
Speaker 4: Then maybe grab grab it, spread out scattering grosser, you
Speaker 4: flipped the four hour energy display, right fuckers, What the
Speaker 4: fuck was that?
Speaker 2: The penny guy.
Speaker 3: He's back, Okay, well, yeah, I'll take all these consideration.
Speaker 2: Also, thank you hit her up with some some bad ideas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's something you think is overrated? All right?
Speaker 3: I'm saying this because I came up on an episode
Speaker 3: of The Bechdel Cast that's about to come out, and
Speaker 3: I think it's potentially controversial, but I think that tongue
Speaker 3: kissing is overrated. I don't really want someone else's tongue
Speaker 3: in my mouth. I don't want to put my tongue
Speaker 3: in your mouth, especially excessively. I will do it at
Speaker 3: little hint of tongue every now and then of tongue,
Speaker 3: but I think tongue kissing is gross.
Speaker 2: Was this inspired from seeing gratuitous tongue kissing on screen?
Speaker 2: And then you're like, yeah, you know what? Nah?
Speaker 3: So the episode was on angus songs and perfect Snogging,
Speaker 3: a British movie based on a British book for like
Speaker 3: a Ya novel, and there's a scene where the main
Speaker 3: character goes to this boy for kissing lessons and then
Speaker 3: they're like just grossly tongue kissing each other. And then
Speaker 3: so I was like, Eh, tongue kissing is gross, and
Speaker 3: then everyone was like, Caitlin, that's so weird. Oh really Yeah,
Speaker 3: three of all of us. They really did. So if
Speaker 3: anyone else out there thinks that tongue kissing is gross,
Speaker 3: hit me up.
Speaker 1: And I was so nervous when I was in like
Speaker 1: I think I was in seventh grade and I hadn't
Speaker 1: done a done a kiss yet. I was so nervous.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, they're gonna know I'm
Speaker 1: bad at French, Like they what the fuck jack some
Speaker 1: kind of kiss virgin asshole. I had an older girlfriend
Speaker 1: and I was very she wasn't. I wasn't so okay,
Speaker 1: and I was very nervous about, you know, frenching and
Speaker 1: like I didn't really know it, and she was, you know,
Speaker 1: had French before a number of times, and uh she
Speaker 1: had French. We French. I was, this is the story
Speaker 1: my I was like I've told you before where I
Speaker 1: was like so nervous, and I didn't have an excuse
Speaker 1: for a while. I was nervous, so I just created
Speaker 1: like drama. I was like, I just got a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff going on at home. I couldn't like come
Speaker 1: up with the reason why I was like so weird.
Speaker 1: And then uh we uh frenched. I was bad at it,
Speaker 1: and she dubbed me the next day.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's wild.
Speaker 1: I think you know what? Sorry, just real quick. More
Speaker 1: of the story though, was it was my weird vibes
Speaker 1: that made her dutches. Oh you're bad, just not fun.
Speaker 2: She's like, I think you're kind of flippant about like
Speaker 2: domestic issues that you're on the home, and I think
Speaker 2: the way you just slide about that, I really put
Speaker 2: a bad taste in my mouth. And the pun was intended, right, Lisa. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I kissed uh freshman in high school when I was
Speaker 2: in seventh grade. For my first kiss, whoa. It was
Speaker 2: fucking so nervous because my my neighbor, who is a
Speaker 2: grade older than me, had a girlfriend who was a
Speaker 2: grade older than her or him. So she brought her
Speaker 2: friend over and here I am, this little seventh grader
Speaker 2: and Mace's Harlem World album just came out. Word listen
Speaker 2: to Wow you over? Oh God, that's p Diddy's voice
Speaker 2: now that I.
Speaker 1: Think about it.
Speaker 2: And but anyway, that I was so nervous I kissed.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do. And this woman was
Speaker 2: so kind. She's like she's like, she's like, have you
Speaker 2: ever done this before? And I was like no.
Speaker 1: That was like no, I would have started crying.
Speaker 2: I was basically like you, but I didn't even have
Speaker 2: the I couldn't even be articulate enough to make some
Speaker 2: ship up. She was like, bro, are you okay? You're
Speaker 2: like you've got like completely wet. I just love this
Speaker 2: Mace album.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really thinking about this Mace album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wasn't. Yeah, but the gratuitous stuff, I
Speaker 2: remember doing that, and I've had like girlfriends be like yo, yo, yo,
Speaker 2: I'm not with that, and I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I'm copying the movie.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing, like when you're young and you
Speaker 3: don't know what you're doing yet, you're bad at kissing
Speaker 3: and you're probably using too much tongue and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about like adult men well into their
Speaker 3: thirties who still don't know how to kiss and they're
Speaker 3: using way too much tongues. They'll come in tongue tongue.
Speaker 3: And literally had a guy try to kiss me coming
Speaker 3: in tongue first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my head.
Speaker 3: He didn't even use his lips really at all. He
Speaker 3: was just sort of like but then obviously like that.
Speaker 3: It's an extreme example, but like just so many people,
Speaker 3: and look, I've kissed a lot of people. Okay, and yeah,
Speaker 3: huge brag, but so many people, so many adult men especially,
Speaker 3: I would say, are very bad at kissing, and then
Speaker 3: I have to tell them and I have to teach
Speaker 3: them how to kiss, and then I'm like, follow my lead,
Speaker 3: and then it emasculates them.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, yeah, I actually don't want to
Speaker 2: meet it for another date. Actually had nothing to do
Speaker 2: with the emasculation of you saying my pornography informed way
Speaker 2: of kissing wasn't really palatable for everyone.
Speaker 3: It was my weird vibes, Like, yeah, exactly was giving
Speaker 3: off the weird vibes and that's why they dumped.
Speaker 1: Mind.
Speaker 2: Kissing is like dancing. If people are there to you know,
Speaker 2: to tangle. You can't go in there crumping, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like just match energies match.
Speaker 1: I'm never like when I can see tongue happening in
Speaker 1: a movie kiss like gross. I still remember the November
Speaker 1: Rain video when Axel Rose.
Speaker 2: Never forget the November Rain video when.
Speaker 1: Axl Rose like gets married and then like at the
Speaker 1: altar they kiss and it's just like a real, real
Speaker 1: tongue bath.
Speaker 2: I gotta, I gotta pull this up. You're saying kind
Speaker 2: of like it's when they get married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the you just see him like go full tongue
Speaker 1: in the mouth as the wedding kiss, which feels felt
Speaker 1: weird to me.
Speaker 2: Dude, how oh here it is here it is okay,
Speaker 2: so they've oh wait, they got mouth on mouth. Where's
Speaker 2: the tongue? Did we miss the tongue?
Speaker 1: Jack, You must have missed the tongue because Slash is
Speaker 1: about to go to the all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's kind of subtle because it's just like
Speaker 1: through the corner, but it's like full Yeah, dude, you
Speaker 1: see it. Yeah, you see the tongue goes like the tongues.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I'm betting I'm gonna bet money that the
Speaker 2: actress was not informed about that before.
Speaker 1: It was his real wife, Stephanie Seymour.
Speaker 2: I love how this pop up video you're like, despite
Speaker 2: that grotesque, gratuitous kiss, that is his real wife, right.
Speaker 1: I did not like it, though. Thank you for this, Caitlyn.
Speaker 1: I think you spoke what has been unspoken for a
Speaker 1: lot of people. Dis match if you got them. If
Speaker 1: you want to get sloppy, I'll get sloppy.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know is that the message that you got. No, No,
Speaker 2: that's not what I was I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And if you want to get sloppy, stay away from me,
Speaker 3: get you on someone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you. All right, let's uh, that's very fun.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about some news. We'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: We are, and it's so do we we need to
Speaker 1: like cover this now? Huh? Like the coming Trump administration
Speaker 1: that's gonna be.
Speaker 2: The burying your head in the sand. I mean sure
Speaker 2: we could do that, in which case I probably just
Speaker 2: stop listening to the show if that's what you're looking for.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we're kind of we're there. You know, the
Speaker 2: uncomfortable reality is creeping much closer, and we're you know what,
Speaker 2: we're two weeks about away from the inauguration. Policies are
Speaker 2: becoming more and more of a reality. Yesterday, obviously, we
Speaker 2: saw the certification of the election go down, where klm
Speaker 2: LAS said, you know, look, I'm simply upholding a sacred
Speaker 2: obligation by doing this, and we did it because it's
Speaker 2: a democracy, allegedly, and there were a group of activists
Speaker 2: that we're trying to get members of Congress to use
Speaker 2: the fourteenth Amendment to deny certification. But that simply wasn't happening,
Speaker 2: even though they're like, this guy's an insurrectionists, like, there's
Speaker 2: no way you can, you know, run for office. Didn't
Speaker 2: you guys impeach him on those grounds? And also wasn't
Speaker 2: there a whole whatever? Maybe it was just a maybe
Speaker 2: it didn't matter. Yes, that's OK. Everyone's kind of scratching
Speaker 2: their heads as to now looking at this issue, and
Speaker 2: everyone's like, could the DOJ have done more? Yeah? Probably,
Speaker 2: I would say absolutely, But either way, we are here.
Speaker 2: But the one problem at the moment is to figure
Speaker 2: out how to un all of these ghouls to actually
Speaker 2: get anything passed.
Speaker 1: So right now, that's my biggest problem. That's what's keeping
Speaker 1: me up at night, Miles. How are they going to
Speaker 1: ever get it together? These please guys get it together.
Speaker 1: You came so far from merely being a Facebook troll
Speaker 1: to now being a member of Congress.
Speaker 2: Don't fumble this chance. But yeah, like right now, Trump
Speaker 2: is demanding a big, beautiful MAGA bill basically like one
Speaker 2: bill that covers everything from draconian immigration crackdowns, extending the
Speaker 2: Trump tax cuts for only the wealthy and putting an
Speaker 2: end to clean energy projects in favor of more earth fucking.
Speaker 2: He wants it all in one bill, just done right away.
Speaker 2: He wants it on his desk yesterday, even though he's
Speaker 2: not in office yet. Mike Johnson is hoping that he
Speaker 2: can maybe deliver this by Memorial Day and then Trump
Speaker 2: can just you know, and the rest of his turn
Speaker 2: by playing golf and slipping further into sinility in peace
Speaker 2: as he wants it. But the issue here is that,
Speaker 2: you know, despite having control of Congress, the House is
Speaker 2: in a pretty precarious situation with their two seat advantage.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's not like a two seat advantage in
Speaker 1: the Senate. How many seats are.
Speaker 2: There, there's like four thirty five wow, yeah yeah, So yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's very narrow. And again this we saw this
Speaker 2: problem come up when they were trying to you know,
Speaker 2: elect the speaker Mike Johnson. It was just like, it
Speaker 2: wasn't Kevin McCarthy levels of bad. But it did take
Speaker 2: Trump to personally intervene to get some of the Freedom
Speaker 2: Caucus hard miners to like back cyber porn cop Mike
Speaker 2: Johnson for speaker. So yeah, like yeah, we don't know
Speaker 2: what we don't know what is going to I mean, obviously,
Speaker 2: like they're they're not dealing with a lot here in
Speaker 2: terms of getting stuff passed. I mean, in the Senate
Speaker 2: they have fifty three seats, so there's a there's definitely
Speaker 2: more of an advantage there. But yeah, like when you
Speaker 2: talk about it, like when all of these articles about
Speaker 2: the the like this supposed megabill, there's already disagreement among Republicans,
Speaker 2: like some want wanted the way Trump does, many other
Speaker 2: like it should be broken up into a set of
Speaker 2: smaller bills and I won't vote for this, or like
Speaker 2: you have to promise me there'll be no more spending
Speaker 2: when Trump himself has obviously been like get rid of
Speaker 2: the dead ceiling. I want to spend as much as
Speaker 2: I want and then blame it on the next guy
Speaker 2: or whoever. So yeah, the not not much to really
Speaker 2: make you feel good about what's happening aside from that, but.
Speaker 1: That they're incompetent and hate each other.
Speaker 2: Incompetent and hate each other that much we are seeing
Speaker 2: play out four thirty five on average.
Speaker 1: It's going to be one of their birthdays every day,
Speaker 1: and at least one of them is going to be sick,
Speaker 1: so like maybe we'll just maybe the advantage as long
Speaker 1: as the Democrats are willing to go to work sick
Speaker 1: like heroes, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We'll see, we will see,
Speaker 2: because yeah, like once Trump pulls a couple of people
Speaker 2: for cabinet positions, that could go down to like a
Speaker 2: one seat advantage like in this yeah, usual elections.
Speaker 1: He doesn't give a fuck. He keeps like using those people.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know, you want to like be
Speaker 1: my driver or whatever.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, I would be honored. I'd be honored.
Speaker 2: Come to an escape room with me. But yeah, this
Speaker 2: is this is kind of what what sort of we
Speaker 2: have on the horizon in terms of legislation, and yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's chaos already.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, speaking of chaos, I can't say chaos
Speaker 1: the word chaos without you thinking of that's right, Canada,
Speaker 1: that place wild. But Justin Trudeau has been facing calls
Speaker 1: to resign, even from members of his own party for
Speaker 1: weeks now. Follow So his finance minister, who was his
Speaker 1: you know, right hand, very close and like somebody who
Speaker 1: was widely respected, quit in mid December and on the
Speaker 1: way out was like, I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: he's doing. But so basically everyone's like, oh, that is
Speaker 1: like it was a bad look on top of a
Speaker 1: situation where people were like, he's probably gonna have to
Speaker 1: resign eventually, right, but yeah, she was not pleased with
Speaker 1: how he managed Canada's economy in the face of the
Speaker 1: looming US tariffs. This does all seem to at least
Speaker 1: start or get accelerated by Donald Trump being like, you
Speaker 1: don't want to kiss the ring you. We were going
Speaker 1: to beat the shit out of you with tariffs.
Speaker 2: I hate and I hate all like the little brother
Speaker 2: ring that this fool is doing. He's like, oh, the
Speaker 2: fifty first state, we will welcome him. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I did you shut the fuck up? And he's like,
Speaker 2: we will welcome many fifty first states, and yeah, Canada, Look,
Speaker 2: we apologize. I love y'all. You, we love y'all, but
Speaker 2: I'm the god You're You're terrible misfortune to be bordering
Speaker 2: the nic.
Speaker 1: Best live show of the TZ tour. Maybe there were
Speaker 1: a number of but that Toronto show was so fun.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, what a crowd. But yeah, so he announced
Speaker 1: that he is stepping down as the Liberal Party leader
Speaker 1: and also as Prime Minister as soon as his party
Speaker 1: can find somebody to replace him. So again, no way
Speaker 1: to know what this means or how any of this works,
Speaker 1: because my brain can't stay well.
Speaker 2: It's very look it echoes, like a lot of the
Speaker 2: other things we saw where neoliberalism just yeah, just played
Speaker 2: itself out to the had a bit of a moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because you know they were they they had
Speaker 2: the backing of like the New Democratic Party, but again
Speaker 2: they were like this, we had a deal in place
Speaker 2: and Trudeau couldn't follow through and we're asking for real
Speaker 2: easy stuff like dental care. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this was a detail from the story that I did.
Speaker 1: I did read. I made it all the way through
Speaker 1: this story, and one of the conflicts was with the
Speaker 1: New Democratic Party, which is like they're like left leading
Speaker 1: further left, like if America had.
Speaker 2: A left something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And Jack Meet Singh who is the leader of the
Speaker 1: New Democratic Party, who we've covered before, because he was
Speaker 1: a dude who's like entering a building and somebody was
Speaker 1: like your bum, liar, and he just had had hold
Speaker 1: and turned around and was like who said that? And
Speaker 1: the guy was so like, I, dude, I wouldn't say that,
Speaker 1: and if I did, I would say it to your face.
Speaker 1: But I totally didn't. It must have been somebody behind me,
Speaker 1: like the guy on camera like calls him a liar
Speaker 1: and then immediately completely backstone. But yeah, anyway, he The
Speaker 1: thing that they were arguing over was dental care and
Speaker 1: pharmacare bills, which is like, I don't know why. That
Speaker 1: is so wild to me that like leaders would be
Speaker 1: disagreeing over something that it's like real and tangible because.
Speaker 2: We live in hell Over. You were like, WHOA, that's
Speaker 2: a thing you can advocate for as a politician, dental care.
Speaker 2: I remember talking to like some of the Zei Gang
Speaker 2: after that Toronto show and talking about like the socialized
Speaker 2: medicine things like that, and they're like yeah, and they
Speaker 2: kept saying yeah. But the thing here, no dental no
Speaker 2: mental is like the sort of like the rhyme that
Speaker 2: they use, like we don't get dental care, no mental
Speaker 2: health care. And that's like a huge thing too that
Speaker 2: people want to advocate for. So it's interesting to see
Speaker 2: like that's a very simple thing that people are like,
Speaker 2: that's a necessity for their health. You you make a
Speaker 2: deal with the Liberal Party. It doesn't happen. And then
Speaker 2: he said, quote, they have let you down in terms
Speaker 2: of talking about the Liberal Party. They do not deserve
Speaker 2: another chance. You're like, wow, that that sounds like stuff
Speaker 2: we've said down here about what our Liberal party.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe maybe the US and Canada aren't so different
Speaker 3: after all.
Speaker 2: Nah, they're boring.
Speaker 4: We're cool.
Speaker 2: We keep it exciting. Like remember the Edis comedians definitely better.
Speaker 2: I think they got they got some real good comedians
Speaker 2: out there. They got the real good comedians up there.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is just kind of like another I
Speaker 2: think moment where you're seeing again, like rather than acting
Speaker 2: so confused when people are asking for basic necessities for
Speaker 2: their lives to be easy to like exist within, don't
Speaker 2: act like this is like they don't. That's fine, they don't.
Speaker 2: It isn't going to affect anything, like it very much.
Speaker 1: Invested in a private company that could provide solutions for
Speaker 1: dental care? What else do you want?
Speaker 2: Just make it easier, man, just make it easier. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so the echoes of of our similar grievances going around.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jack, but how are you going to stop this?
Speaker 1: Like it's actually impossible to It's either fascism or failed
Speaker 1: neoliberal policies. Those are actually the only two options that
Speaker 1: I've ever heard of, and that which you and my
Speaker 1: brain can conceive of. So I think that's it. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've exhausted every option.
Speaker 2: I don't know what else to do here, folks. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess I could start building a bunker to hide
Speaker 2: from the proletariat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a zombie movie. It's either zombie movie or neoliberalism.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing we got. Those are the only
Speaker 1: two ideas we come up with.
Speaker 2: Yet, holy shit, every time, I don't know what this is?
Speaker 2: What you get, guys? What it is?
Speaker 1: You happy? Now? What?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, we've been very unhappy for a long time. We've
Speaker 1: made that clear. All right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, We're back, goddamn all right.
Speaker 1: So it is the year twenty twenty five, according to you.
Speaker 1: According to some people, it's the year twenty twenty five. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: but okay, twenty twenty five. That is like a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: It's like the sort of fact that my brain has
Speaker 1: a equally hard time getting itself around that that like
Speaker 1: I could, I could see a conspiracy theory arising, like
Speaker 1: it's not actually twenty you believe that shit that it's
Speaker 1: twenty four.
Speaker 2: That sounds like some shit that Dems would do, like
Speaker 2: it's actually twenty twenty. Yeah, so actually Joe Biden is
Speaker 2: another go round, I think is what we get here.
Speaker 2: This is actually the first time, like you know when
Speaker 2: you like are signing something and you have to date
Speaker 2: it and you're like, shit, I wrote twenty twenty four,
Speaker 2: Like there's like those set first month or so. This
Speaker 2: is like one of the first times I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: this shit is twenty two. I don't know why this
Speaker 2: is shit twenty twenty five. No, lie, I feel it.
Speaker 1: I've been writing so many checks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I open up my diary and I
Speaker 3: say January twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah I do, right, Yeah, this is one sense that
Speaker 1: makes to target to pay back, give a penny, to
Speaker 1: take a penny.
Speaker 2: And they cashed it, those cheap motherfuckersuckers. But yeah, this
Speaker 2: is interesting time because like I feel like as a
Speaker 2: kid growing up in the eighties, like the twenty twenties
Speaker 2: were sort of like the just not so far off
Speaker 2: future that like writers loved to depict in films, and
Speaker 2: I'm always like man like, because what was hoverboards and
Speaker 2: Back to the Future, like we're past like we should
Speaker 2: have had them hoboards?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was twenty fifteen in Back
Speaker 3: to the Future too.
Speaker 2: Oh god, sign mine.
Speaker 3: Cars are everywhere, hoverboards everywhere, little piece like little morsels
Speaker 3: of food that you put in a special oven and
Speaker 3: it's like a little tiny pizza and that it becomes
Speaker 3: a huge pizza. Like where's any of that technology?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, we gotta loading pizza soilent. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When you google Back to the Future part two year,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know the year the movie came out, asshole.
Speaker 7: Oh the fuck cares about that? Googlewhere I yell at nine? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: twenty fifteen. Caitlin's correct. I just had to fact check
Speaker 7: that for some.
Speaker 3: While I can't well, you don't believe.
Speaker 1: I really could not believe that is that long ago.
Speaker 2: Sorry, he just got a note. He got a note
Speaker 2: about his excessive tongue kissing earlier spot trying to slash
Speaker 2: out at everyone.
Speaker 1: So all right, let's go through a handful of movies
Speaker 1: that were set in the year twenty twenty five. We
Speaker 1: have the nineteen eighty six sci fi movie Future Hunters, which,
Speaker 1: first of all, we're here in twenty twenty five and
Speaker 1: it's not the future, So you got that one wrong, dipshit,
Speaker 1: whoa what a dude? This cast is.
Speaker 2: It's got Robert Patrick, the guy who plays the T
Speaker 2: two thousand in two, the liquid one. I don't know
Speaker 2: who any of these? What is it? Is he a
Speaker 2: one thousand one?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: And then Arnold is a T one hundred? Is that
Speaker 2: the deal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like a one on one.
Speaker 2: I've messed up all cybonetic organisms. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: It has a four point three on IMDb. Oh God
Speaker 2: five eighty own adventure searches the post nuclear wasteland for
Speaker 2: the most devastating godless artifact in history. When he touches it,
Speaker 2: he is transported back in time to nineteen eighty nine
Speaker 2: Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Huh oh, So, so what it is like future tech
Speaker 1: in modern day?
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: But the future, the year twenty twenty five of that
Speaker 1: world is mad Max. It's just that Mad Max. And
Speaker 1: then it appears to be a guns versus blades type
Speaker 1: of showdown based on the poster and the guy who
Speaker 1: has the gun has a weird combover. I don't know
Speaker 1: why they've gone with him. That's the face of this movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah great, it's also shooting a laser and a bullet
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: On the cover, I'm assuming that's a laser like laser aim.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, fee, But then it's also a laser that
Speaker 3: shoots like out of like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it also does you know, it also does pew pew.
Speaker 2: Also yeah, so it don't get too comfortable with this thing.
Speaker 3: Also, sorry, I'm humiliated, Arnold. There's a T eight hundred.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you idiot. Then what is Robert Patrick's
Speaker 2: T one thousand?
Speaker 1: He is the T one thousand, and he is the
Speaker 1: T one thousand.
Speaker 2: And I'm Miles Dyson.
Speaker 1: God, they really made some pretty impressive upgrades between eight
Speaker 1: hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 2: I mean, what happened to the Forgotten nine hundred?
Speaker 1: Like, hey, I'm here, guys.
Speaker 3: It's like the missing Link, you know, and where's the
Speaker 3: movie about that?
Speaker 1: It's like the well, what's the Sega the Dreamcast. It's
Speaker 1: like the ones that like we're between the Maiden, like
Speaker 1: Sega Genesis and then you know, it was.
Speaker 2: Sega Genesis Saturn, then Dream Saturn Dreamcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Saturn, it was the Saturn. It was the Saturn
Speaker 1: of times. It was the Dreamcast of times. I know's
Speaker 1: I read books? I actually just know. I just listened
Speaker 1: to people who read books, and then.
Speaker 2: I watched The Simpsons, so I get that bi osmosis.
Speaker 1: There you go. There was also the Escape from New
Speaker 1: York ripoff Endgame Bronx Final Wars. I guess they had
Speaker 1: AI worked a long time ago, because this is the
Speaker 1: most ais title endgame Colon Bronx Final Wars. What in
Speaker 1: the wake of a nuclear war? New York City is
Speaker 1: now full of quote scavengers, rogue motorcycle gangs, and mutant
Speaker 1: psychics the worst type of psychics of all?
Speaker 2: What was? Okay? So right, all the nuclear fear shit,
Speaker 2: it was just because of the Cold War stuff lingering, right,
Speaker 2: and we brought that. We all had a movie gun
Speaker 2: to our head for decades. Yeah, Everyone's like, dude, we
Speaker 2: can fucking do this right now, dude, we could do
Speaker 2: this year right now. We all go, I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck. So that gave us this man who looks like,
Speaker 2: what is this outfit? This guy's wearing all the posters
Speaker 2: I got again helmets yeah, yeah, but it's just off
Speaker 2: enough to your point check that it does look like
Speaker 2: AI in this weird way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, it looks like Mad Max mixed with
Speaker 1: like Aquaman. Yeah, that's where Aquaman mixed with BDS. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which I guess is Mad Max. But yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got real Aquaman energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well, no one made a movie yet, No
Speaker 2: one made a movie yet.
Speaker 1: All right, Well back to a little bit closer to now.
Speaker 1: Pacific Rim really called it shot. They set that movie
Speaker 1: in the year twenty twenty five. I don't know why
Speaker 1: any movie does this. There's so many movies that just
Speaker 1: like completely overshoot and are like, yeah, giant robots that
Speaker 1: fight the Kaiju monster, that'll be seven years, ten years,
Speaker 1: what do you think, Yeah, ten years ago. I'll give
Speaker 1: it ten years, right.
Speaker 3: Specific Grim came out when.
Speaker 1: Twenty thirteen, Wow, they were like that's twelve years Max, Oh,
Speaker 1: they got time, this is plenty of time.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the kind of stuff Tesla's.
Speaker 1: Doing right now? Yeah, concerned we're going to have about
Speaker 1: twelve years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've actually pissed about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then her which was at the time like pretty subtle.
Speaker 1: It was like I remember that being kind of the
Speaker 1: main thing is like, what if we did a sci
Speaker 1: fi movie that seemed like an accurate depiction of like
Speaker 1: how things might evolve, And this.
Speaker 2: Is scary how spot on it is in many ways.
Speaker 8: In many ways, and yet the end, Yes, yeah, the
Speaker 8: movie hers basically if Joaquin Phoenix fell in love with
Speaker 8: his Siri, right, like yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: Like a fully formed human personality like that. It's it
Speaker 1: identifies a thing that like people were like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: willing to believe that's happened, Like that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: And then a bunch of people made billions and billions
Speaker 1: of dollars being like, look, they'll believe anything. We could
Speaker 1: just pretend we did that. Fuck it will just have
Speaker 1: Scarlett Johanson's voice do the voice of our thing, and
Speaker 1: these people will believe it.
Speaker 2: This makes me think Elon Musk may introduce a mega
Speaker 2: fighting robots just in the same way. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty close, folks, We're getting them getting them close. Just
Speaker 2: invest now, I'm telling you we got to fight the
Speaker 2: kaiju aka immigrants.
Speaker 1: I didn't remember there being a date in her, so
Speaker 1: I was like trying to find the evidence that it
Speaker 1: was set in twenty twenty five, and I think it's
Speaker 1: like mainly a estimate because they're one of the Joaquin
Speaker 1: Phoenix's character like writes greeting cards, and one of the
Speaker 1: greeting cards he writes is for like a happy fiftieth anniversary,
Speaker 1: where it looks like the wedding was in the seventies,
Speaker 1: And I think that's like kind of the main piece
Speaker 1: of evidence that there's also like the IMDb plot synopsis
Speaker 1: is says like opens with in the year twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: But I am, what if it is in the script?
Speaker 3: Let me see if I find the screenplay?
Speaker 2: See this is what. This is why we have people
Speaker 2: with a certain level of expertise on because we can
Speaker 2: now am massaters. I like, how the very first line
Speaker 2: it is twenty twenty five. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Only people with master's degrees in screenwriting can do a
Speaker 3: Google search to see if the PDF of a certain
Speaker 3: screenplay is available.
Speaker 2: So how you do that?
Speaker 3: I can't look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to go to grad school secrets secret.
Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't even know the fucking first step on
Speaker 2: googling where to get a screenplay PDF version?
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's really hard.
Speaker 2: To do only society, and I mean I'm.
Speaker 3: Struggling with it. No, I actually have on the screenplay.
Speaker 3: I'm just seeing if it mentioned let me do a
Speaker 3: little search, twenty twenty five does not appear once in
Speaker 3: the screenplay.
Speaker 2: So God, damn it, damn fucked me.
Speaker 1: I AMDB.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: But I think people generally agree, even if it's just
Speaker 1: a range, this is the range that it is well.
Speaker 2: Based on the greeting card. I think that's safe to
Speaker 2: say fifty years from the seventies what looks like the
Speaker 2: seventies would put us here, you.
Speaker 1: Know, and IMDb certainly is saying it with authority. It's
Speaker 1: the year twenty twenty five. But anyways, I mean the
Speaker 1: looks at the time. I remember being like, these people
Speaker 1: look ridiculous, like the men with the high waisted pants
Speaker 1: and everybody has mustache. And now I live look at it.
Speaker 2: Look at you, yeah, now look at.
Speaker 3: You, yeah, full mustache and hants up to your nipples.
Speaker 1: I'm still dressing like it's the nineties, very low waisted jeans.
Speaker 2: Very low very well. I let's say well, authorities would
Speaker 2: say criminally low wasted.
Speaker 3: I was actually gonna ask why you're wearing Jinkos.
Speaker 2: Real low though it's a sexy raver. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: for you, Oh sorry, Kaitlin, with your with your you know,
Speaker 2: master's degree perspective on things like this, Is this something
Speaker 2: that you would shy away from? Is this the time
Speaker 2: for the artist to put some thing down and say, look,
Speaker 2: I do have a vision for the future, and it
Speaker 2: may come true, like you know, like things like Idiocracy
Speaker 2: did in a very ironic way.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, if you're gonna take some wild swings
Speaker 3: and be like, yeah, we're we have flying cars, or
Speaker 3: we have we can teleport or you know whatever, set
Speaker 3: it in like two to three hundred years in the future.
Speaker 3: But that's also sci fi because we the earth is
Speaker 3: we know it, I think, will be dead and the
Speaker 3: human race will be wiped out by the year twelve
Speaker 3: three hundred ish.
Speaker 1: That was your first note on soone's screenplay incorrect.
Speaker 2: A woman's relationship with a murder of crows. First note
Speaker 2: is this won't exist in about three hundred years. So
Speaker 2: what are we doing?
Speaker 3: No, I mean, people can do whatever they want in
Speaker 3: their screen I disagree.
Speaker 2: I think we should we should shun these people for
Speaker 2: taking such big swings, because again, movies do inform my
Speaker 2: idea of what the future is. And I have no hoverboard,
Speaker 2: I have no mag laced shoes.
Speaker 3: I can't selfing jackets.
Speaker 2: We don't have those exactly. We don't have any of
Speaker 2: this clap So yeah, I'm a little I'm a little
Speaker 2: heartbroken about that. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking her, do you? All right? Do you guys
Speaker 1: have sir?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fucking her?
Speaker 1: Fucking her her.
Speaker 3: That's a quote from Arrested Development.
Speaker 1: Oh right, all right, well, Caitlin, what a pleasure having
Speaker 1: you the daily?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you, get notes on
Speaker 1: their screenplay from you? All that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: You can do that, and you can go to my
Speaker 3: website Kaitlinduronte dot com and the contact to me if
Speaker 3: you if you have a screenplay and you want notes
Speaker 3: on it, or if you want to take my screenwriting classes.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 3: In addition to that, you can listen to the Bechdel
Speaker 3: Cast and we have some upcoming live shows. Oh shit,
Speaker 3: wowie wow. One's in Los Angeles where you could also
Speaker 3: go to a Titanic escape room if you wanted.
Speaker 1: To tell them about the Titanic Escape room, then I can.
Speaker 2: Buction that off for charity. I've bet people would pay
Speaker 2: so much money to do a fucking escape a Titanic
Speaker 2: escape room with y'all.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so true. I'm just saying, your chance to me,
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you're a cheamer.
Speaker 2: To escape the Titanic and do do something good for humanity.
Speaker 2: We don't have. People don't want to be an escape
Speaker 2: room with me, So I just I have ideas for one.
Speaker 2: We'll see. I mean, nobody showed up to my birthday.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, go on the LA.
Speaker 3: Show January nineteenth at Dynasty Typewriter. It's a little four
Speaker 3: pm Mattinee okay, And it's also being live streams. So
Speaker 3: if you don't live in LA, you can buy a
Speaker 3: ticket watch the I know, first of all, why would
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: But if you don't and you don't want to pay
Speaker 3: a bazillion dollars for rent, I get it. But you
Speaker 3: can buy a ticket to see the live stream of
Speaker 3: the show. And even if you can't watch it, as
Speaker 3: it's like being live streamed in that very moment, the
Speaker 3: like like the feed, the stream, the video will be
Speaker 3: available for like a week afterward. So that's that show.
Speaker 3: Then Jamie and I are doing are famed Shrek Tanic shows.
Speaker 3: One is the Titanic show in San Francisco is a
Speaker 3: part of Sketch Fest on January twenty third. For that show,
Speaker 3: I have promised that if it sells out, I will
Speaker 3: get naked on stage so that Jamie can draw me
Speaker 3: like one of her French girls.
Speaker 1: Wow to see my tennies.
Speaker 3: Please buy a ticket to that show them I am
Speaker 3: nine tit Dracula, and so in a way I should
Speaker 3: have been cast as no spar too. Really fucked up
Speaker 3: that I wasn't. I've got nine titties, nine.
Speaker 1: Nipples, and the Titanic with its namesake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, precisely, So please come to that show in San Francisco.
Speaker 3: And then our third and final show of this mini
Speaker 3: tour is in Portland on January twenty sixth, and that
Speaker 3: is also part of the Shrek Tannic like tour. But
Speaker 3: that is a Shrek show that's also being streamed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so all those tickets at the what venue in Portland
Speaker 3: Curious Comedy Theater, Okay, one of our faves we always
Speaker 3: play there at when we go to Portland. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's a live show plus live stream on January
Speaker 3: twenty sixth, same deal with like, get the live stream
Speaker 3: ticket and you can watch it for up to a
Speaker 3: week afterward. I will not be getting naked at that show.
Speaker 3: So the only show you can see me naked at
Speaker 3: potentially is the San Francisco one. And that's the huge
Speaker 3: selling point of this whole tour. Me not you know,
Speaker 3: the comedy in the in the wonderful thoughts that Jamie
Speaker 3: and I will express.
Speaker 2: Well, that's smart because in a city like Portland, where
Speaker 2: there's such a concentration of adult entertainment clubs, exactly, you're
Speaker 2: not going to compete.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like titties. I saw them already today. So
Speaker 3: it's really just San Francisco, which is famously a very conservative.
Speaker 2: No, I've never seen nudity on the streets of San
Speaker 2: Francisco in my life.
Speaker 3: So but any anyway, you can get tickets to all
Speaker 3: those shows at link Tree slash Bechtel Cast. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: those are all my plugs.
Speaker 1: Amazing. Is there a work a media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: I've been rewatching the show staff Lets Flats, which is
Speaker 3: a very British show starting Jamie Demetrio and it's very
Speaker 3: fun and I like it and yes, and I just
Speaker 3: started watching Dairy Girls, so shows from across the Pond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great one. Nice Miles. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you with their work of media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray, wherever they have
Speaker 2: at symbols, find Jack and I on the basketball podcast
Speaker 2: Moles and Jack imed boot Booties. And also find me
Speaker 2: talking ninety day fiance on four to twenty day Fiance.
Speaker 2: No work of social media or media. I what did
Speaker 2: I watch? That was kind of fucking weird over the break?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I was so, I was this is obviously
Speaker 2: the time has passed for holiday stuff. But I got
Speaker 2: into watching seventies, like like the Dean Martin Sinatra holiday specials.
Speaker 2: That's just them being drunk for most of the time
Speaker 2: in singing songs and stuff. Those specials are fucking wild
Speaker 2: to watch from this like perspective, and you're like, is
Speaker 2: he hitting on Dean? Is Frank Sinatra hitting on Dean
Speaker 2: Martin's daughter in front of Dean Martin? And Dean Martin's like,
Speaker 2: all right, Frank, what the here?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I watched that to see some old, tiny,
Speaker 2: bad media and that's all I can really recommend. Right now,
Speaker 2: Where do you find that YouTube?
Speaker 1: Hmm?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go, all right. I was enjoying.
Speaker 1: Did y'all see Jeremy Strung's outfit?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh my god, hold on, I'm gonna put this ship,
Speaker 2: is it? I was so fucking upset when I saw
Speaker 2: this outfit because I thought he was doing a fucking bit.
Speaker 2: He had all the Lore Paddington outfit.
Speaker 1: With with sunglasses, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Andy put the sunglasses on like a dick.
Speaker 3: He what is he?
Speaker 2: He really is? Yeah? Some Kendall Roy shit.
Speaker 1: Mike Bouve tweeted, stylist, what do you want to do
Speaker 1: for the Golden Globes, Jeremy Strong. I'm thinking Hunter S.
Speaker 1: Thompson in the Beastie Boys stylist, got it, Jeremy Strong,
Speaker 1: Paddington's cousin who sells coke stylist. Okay, Jeremy Strong, Stanley
Speaker 1: Tucci playing Gilligate stylist, Right, you're just shared.
Speaker 3: Compared it to the Ann Christias diaries.
Speaker 8: Yeah, good stuff, great stuff.
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Speaker 1: the footnotes where we link off the information we talked
Speaker 1: about in today's episode? Who is the song that we
Speaker 1: think you might enjoy? Miles? Is there a song that
Speaker 1: you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, after just the talk of Nosferatu, I got spooky
Speaker 2: in my mind and I decided let's just go out
Speaker 2: on the spooky sort of like experimental hip hop track
Speaker 2: from a duo from North London called Ivy Lab. The
Speaker 2: track is called Low Risk Offer. It is very like
Speaker 2: it's experimental. Yeah, so somebody' all might hear this and like,
Speaker 2: do say what my mom used to say when she'd
Speaker 2: hear me listening to electronic music and she goes, are
Speaker 2: you listening to noise again? But this is kind of
Speaker 2: noisy experimental hip hop. I don't know, it's spooky. It
Speaker 2: feels like it'd probably be in one of those Eggers
Speaker 2: movies probably coming up. So anyway, ivy lab with low
Speaker 2: risk offer.
Speaker 1: All right, well, we will link off to that in
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Speaker 2: Bye bye bye.
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