1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to do some good 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: in the world by accepting donations of excess facial hair 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: shavings to make tiny wigs for self conscious balding hamsters. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: So donate your clippings today. It's Lots of fuzz for 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news stories 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,639 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we 7 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: have a laser and those other Alappini wienies just don't. 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom. 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: Woman's going viral after she caught her boyfriend cheating. He 10 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: got back at him in a pretty clever way. Last 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: day at his place. She made a video where she 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: opens up the curtain rods above one of his windows 13 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: and stuffs a bunch of shrimp in there. 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,599 Speaker 2: That's gonna smell. I'm never gonna find it. 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: She says. His place stunk for months and he couldn't 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: figure out why. 17 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 2: That's get ruin of his future dates. 18 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: Her video inspired other people to tell their own revenge 19 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: stories in the comments, and some of those are pretty 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: solid too. Here's a few good ones. One guy. One 21 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: guy removed a back panel from his ex'es TV and 22 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: stuffed crab meat in there. 23 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 2: Whoa back, You're never gonna find this is that not 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 2: ruin the TV? 25 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: And also Crabb's expensive, bro, what are you wasting? 26 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 2: Goodie? 27 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: Another woman said she brushed the guy's toilet with his 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: toothbrush and then put it back in the hall. 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 2: That's just don't do that. 30 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: And you know that liquid that comes in jars of 31 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:41,759 Speaker 1: minced garlic, someone dumped that in a guy's shoes, all 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 1: of them. 33 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,639 Speaker 2: He's like a sneakerhead or something. 34 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: Last, but not least, one dude said he filled a 35 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: spray bottle with milt and sprayed it all over his 36 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: cheating ex's carpet. That's milk and the carpet sour carpet. 37 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 3: And I'm gonna keep these in mind, but you can't 38 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 3: see it, so you don't know why, Steve, my. 39 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 2: Apartment's so dirty. I really didn't understand that one. Yeah, 40 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 2: oh yeah, that's right. 41 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: Expect laser stories out of Ocalla, Florida. Thirty six year 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: old man named Daniel Dinkins goes by the nickname dink. Recently, 43 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: he jumped into hero mode because as he was walking 44 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: through a neighborhood, he heard a baby crying from a 45 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: nearby house. Are we allowed to just run. 46 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 2: To crying babies? Now, babies cry all the time, It 47 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 2: does not mean that they're trouble. 48 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: Well, apparently this baby was crying so loud and for 49 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: so long that Dink thought the baby needed help. 50 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 2: Okay, he grabbed a. 51 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: Nearby brick and threw it through a window. 52 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute to the house, of course, 53 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 3: just knock on the door and ask if the tired 54 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 3: mother needs a small break. Well. 55 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: Police were called after that, and yes, when they arrived, 56 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: they questioned Dink, and that's when he informed them he 57 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: is a time traveler from the feat future. 58 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 2: So no drugs are involved. 59 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: I also regret being fully in with this guy at first, 60 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: I understand him. Once police heard that they informed Dink, 61 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: they did not believe him. And there was actually no 62 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: baby in that house at all. So was it a 63 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: future baby that he heard screaming? We may never know, 64 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: but police say Dink the time traveler did admit to 65 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: swimming in the pool that was located on the property, 66 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 1: but only because he thought there might have been a 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: time travel wormhole down there that he could have gone 68 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: back through. 69 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 3: God, I mean, I have confused a pool drain for 70 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 3: that before. 71 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: Dink was then charged with trespassing in burglary. In this 72 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: current year, oh Man. 73 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 3: Best of luck to office record by the time he 74 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 3: goes back to the future. 75 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: This next the story is out of New Zealand. A 76 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: popular pizza spot has introduced a new way to pay 77 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: for your pie. Hell Pizza just announced it's new after 78 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: life pay system after they say they're turning up the 79 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: heat on buy not and pay later schemes because with 80 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: their plan, you can buy now and then pay for 81 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: it when you're dead, like you put it in your will. 82 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: How they say they're only now just testing it out 83 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: to a select number of people. Those who are selected 84 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: will be invited to sign a real amendment to their 85 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: wills that will allow the cost of their pizza to 86 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 1: be collected upon their death s. 87 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 2: If you're one of their relatives twenty thousand dollars. Wait 88 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 2: a minute, what pizza bill is this? 89 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: No interest or fees will apply, and the agreement is 90 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: legally binding. You do have to be eighteen years or 91 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: older to be part of the trial run, and of 92 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: the applicants, six hundred and sixty six will be selected. 93 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: Watch they poison the pizzas the company says. On pizza, 94 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: a company says pizza is one of the simple joys 95 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: of life and after life pay means stomers can get 96 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 1: their fix without having to dip into the bank account. 97 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 3: Oh man, there's going to be some grandpa that signs 98 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 3: up for this just because he hates his family. 99 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: The stories out of Romance World Today. An expert dating 100 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: coach says that there's five signs that will tell you 101 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: if you're a super attractive person or not, and looking 102 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: into the mirror is not going to be one of them. 103 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 1: The first sign is that people get very territorial of 104 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: their girlfriends or boyfriends whenever you're around, and they see 105 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: you as competition. 106 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 2: Or what's interesting? 107 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 3: Does I see that happening for Alexis and that never 108 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 3: happens for me? People are like our best friend. 109 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 1: The second, you rarely get compliments because people just assume 110 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: that you already know that you're attracted. 111 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see. 112 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 3: People are only telling me I look good because they 113 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 3: think I'm another. 114 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 2: You don't have to compare all these. 115 00:05:53,480 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: To you on makeup today. You look so. The next 116 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 1: sign that you can tell if you're super attractive on 117 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: the down low is you rarely get approached by people. 118 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 1: This is because people think you're out of their league, 119 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: so they won't even bother trying to talk to her. 120 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: I get it. 121 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, one of my really hot best friends. Everybody thinks 122 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 3: that she's really snobby, but it's only because she's just shy. 123 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 2: That's all it is. Yeah. 124 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: Number four, you always catch strangers staring at you out 125 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: in public. Looks the fifth and final way you'll be 126 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: able to tell if people view you as super attractive, 127 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 1: even if you didn't know it. People always get awkward 128 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,359 Speaker 1: and or nervous whenever they're around you. 129 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 2: Interesting, I'm always the awkward nervous. 130 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: You know one person no one approaches because he's so 131 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: dang hot. What was happening even before he got his 132 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: shell surgically enhanced? Wow, that is a hot turtle. 133 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,160 Speaker 2: I definitely feel awkward. 134 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's how these laser stories is over for 135 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: the day. We're going to do it again, same time 136 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: on Wednesday.