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Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for its? Junior?

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Speaker 2: Let me just talk for a second that last break

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Speaker 2: up with that last caller? Did you feel that was

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Speaker 2: the best way to ask it?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 2: Did you really feel? Yeah? I did? Strong?

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Speaker 1: Okay, did you have a last caller? Junior?

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Speaker 2: Talk? Yah, Steve disagree with his opinion about young people?

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Speaker 2: And what did you feel that was the best way

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Speaker 2: his boy? Did you feel that was the best way?

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Speaker 2: That's the best way?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I didn't really, I didn't really get all what I

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Speaker 2: out of time some more. Yeah, I really wanted to

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Speaker 2: do it. You know. Look, man, I understand the scriptures

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Speaker 2: and I try to live by him as many times

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Speaker 2: as I can.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And if you call in here to do me, then

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Speaker 2: you must want to get done. Because clin of the

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Speaker 2: Bible said do unto others as you would have them

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Speaker 2: do unto you. Well, then it's what you won't And

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Speaker 2: I'm here for you, okay. See, I don't I don't

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Speaker 2: see especially for men. And if I and if I

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Speaker 2: hear from you verbally. You you can't just get no

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Speaker 2: free shots at me. You can run in here and

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Speaker 2: throw your jabs, but I'm gonna give you something. Take

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Speaker 2: back with you.

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Speaker 1: Treat others how you want.

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Speaker 2: To be treated. No, surely do unto others as you

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Speaker 2: would have them do unto you. Is the script. So

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Speaker 2: if you called in here to do me, you must

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Speaker 2: want me to do you see, And I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: Well you didn't you do you do here?

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Speaker 2: How many times you've been married? What my marriage is

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Speaker 2: got to do with my bute? But see that's because

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Speaker 2: he tried to see. He tried to find the biggest

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Speaker 2: flaw he got, like, that's really crazy that you've been

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Speaker 2: how many times you've been married? If I see, if

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Speaker 2: I can have a conversation with him, I'd asked him

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Speaker 2: how many times he been married? And then guess what

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Speaker 2: he gonna say? I only been married one time? I said,

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Speaker 2: Did I say, come do nobody?

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Speaker 1: Won't you?

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Speaker 2: You ain't found but one person that wanted you have

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Speaker 2: found several people want justification, justification lady that wanted him?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get to the pranks trailer.

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Speaker 1: It's just don't.

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Speaker 2: All right today? Your fuel arrangements, your fuel arrangements.

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Speaker 1: Come o cat Hello, Hello, I'm trying to retell you

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Speaker 1: Miss Diana. Please at the moment I take a message. Lee.

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Speaker 1: My name is John John. I'm actually the funeral director

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Speaker 1: here funeral home. Miss Diane came in earlier today and

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Speaker 1: and UH tried to get the arrangements. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I want to say my condolences to you all and

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Speaker 1: your entire family for what you're going through. She filled

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Speaker 1: I got everything actually correct. I'm a little not sure

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Speaker 1: on what she wants on the actual tombstone. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what she wants. Rob or Robert? Are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you wanted the members that may be able to tell

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Speaker 1: me exactly what she would want on I am I'm Robert.

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Speaker 1: What is all about this? Small than what you're talking about? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, second, sir, you who I am? Robert? Rob

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Speaker 1: Roberts that's me? Okay? And is there a senior or well,

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Speaker 1: junior is just a child. I'm Robert School, That's who

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Speaker 1: I am. Junior is a child either one of us?

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Speaker 1: Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, hang on, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. All right, I know, Okay, hang on a second, sir, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. Ms Diane, MS sir, MS Diane is your wife? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is my wife. And you sure you got the

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Speaker 1: right down? You sure he came in? Uh this morning?

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Speaker 1: Uh maybe five five? Uh what salt and pepper had

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Speaker 1: What those kinds of costUS? What's driving? You see the

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's what I mean. What happened?

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Speaker 2: Tell me?

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Speaker 1: Actually tell me what happened this morning? She came in

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Speaker 1: and said what he came in? And Miss Christer, why

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Speaker 1: why why? Why why do I call back? When Miss

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Speaker 1: Diane is there? We can go call down, you know,

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Speaker 1: tell me that right now. I need to know what

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Speaker 1: is going on. You my wife want to telling she

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Speaker 1: will have a funeral for me, and you you want

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Speaker 1: to call me? Let you know, tell me that, sir.

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Speaker 1: All I know is is Miss Diane came in. The

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Speaker 1: paperwork was a little I was just coming a reevaluating

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Speaker 1: know what I what I what I what was written here?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't right. I mean, she came in, she picked

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Speaker 1: out the casket, she did everything that she was supposed

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Speaker 1: to casket casket, bro.

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Speaker 2: Bro, Bro.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't really understand what's going on,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna find out later on. I'm gonna find

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I've never been in a I've never

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Speaker 1: been in a situation like this. Okay, So we got

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Speaker 1: to get in the sister that maybe I need to

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Speaker 1: call back when this Diane gets there. I said, I

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Speaker 1: need to talk to you now. She had six o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Where you at anyway? What's your

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Speaker 1: name again? Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, Sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the funeral home direct. I'm sorry, y'all.

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Speaker 1: You might be you might be making some souler ring

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Speaker 1: for her too. I might even switch in put her

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Speaker 1: game on them, Okay, sir. I'm just what six o'clock is?

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Speaker 1: Six o'clock, sir, Six o'clock there, sir. A funeral is

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Speaker 1: a very serious thing, sir. So you're serious. Bro. Look,

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Speaker 1: my wife is becoming she's trying to marry me. Me.

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Speaker 1: I'm robln't naven you got on the paper, Robert, it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's Rob or Robert, whichever one. I mean. I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean I won't. I don't. I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. We ain't even be deaf,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. We didn't even argu me.

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Speaker 1: We had a little last a lobby in last week

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Speaker 1: by little light bil something a little black man. But

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Speaker 1: you have a funeral to me, Okay, I tell you

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Speaker 1: that this up. They got the right now, you got

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Speaker 1: the right one. I tell you, man, I'm not watch mister.

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Speaker 1: I mean, since I have you on the phone, is

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Speaker 1: can I ask you?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: All right? If I asking you something, sir, man you

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Speaker 1: want to ask me? Brother, I mean, since since it

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Speaker 1: is your funeral, would you would you like the light

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Speaker 1: blue lining or the white lining in the inside on

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Speaker 1: the inside. You played with me right now now you're

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Speaker 1: trying me. Now, if I come down there and swing,

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Speaker 1: you will like it. He's gonna be two funerals. You

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Speaker 1: keep on last. You're gonna put your own planning. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not here brusting my like here twelve hour shift.

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Speaker 1: All I said, A little bit lights up around here,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna keep the building eye. But she would say,

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Speaker 1: huh around here all oh, little sir, be light so light,

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Speaker 1: so light a funeral? Come on, man, boy, I swear

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Speaker 1: to God just gonna tell you. I'm saying, can I can?

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Speaker 1: I can? I can? I tell you? What else your

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Speaker 1: wife told me when she was here? What what else

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Speaker 1: told you? I you? I need to know anywhere I

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Speaker 1: need to know? Tell me, go ahead, tell us, well,

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Speaker 1: she told me to tell you exactly who I was.

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Speaker 1: What Who are you? I'm sorry? Who are you? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Who's the rape? I'm not John? I'm not John from

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Speaker 1: the funeral home? You bet? Let me you better tell

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Speaker 1: me you no better else, not no, no, no, nothing,

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Speaker 1: none of it. You're telling the funeral. That's it. Just

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Speaker 1: right here. His nephew tire me from the Steve Hobby

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your white Diane got me to prank phone

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Speaker 1: call you Helloa. I swear y'all, y'allie some boy boy,

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Speaker 1: y'all man, y'all just stop paying people sing man, I man,

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Speaker 1: y'all just tell up see you. I said, hey man,

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Speaker 1: look him bro big bet and need a suit ban

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Speaker 1: say I need all that eat all that shoe sop head.

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Speaker 1: That all right, man, I had to do that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you, miss Little, what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land, The Seeve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: And now now.

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Speaker 2: He there you go, Shirley, your feeling writers, yesterday's prank

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Speaker 2: phone call.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Showed