Speaker 1: And then when they start giving you feedback, this looks great.
Speaker 1: But you know what I do. I'd add a little
Speaker 1: self tanner when you wear this, no she said that.
Speaker 1: Or I'd put a little concealer on because it looks
Speaker 1: like you're breaking out on your chin. Now, you know what.
Speaker 1: I am here for you to take it in on
Speaker 1: the sides and help my boobs not look so saggy.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Welcome every Oh cute e cute what?
Speaker 1: Good morning, good evening, and good night. Welcome everybody to
Speaker 1: the Calm Down Podcast. We are taking this on a
Speaker 1: Monday morning, and I'm gonna tell you what right now,
Speaker 1: I switched my coffee maker from coffee beans to espresso beans,
Speaker 1: and I am cracked out. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: that's appropriate to say cracked out? Did you really? I
Speaker 1: just am so hyper. Yeah, So you can change out
Speaker 1: the beans and the thing. But as a former barista,
Speaker 1: it's very easy for a guy like me, you know,
Speaker 1: to just toggle back and forth between the coffee and
Speaker 1: this spress. So I am now drinking espresso over ice
Speaker 1: and this is crazy. We we just pre recorded our
Speaker 1: our I was about to call it time out. I
Speaker 1: can be put in time out. We recorded our what's
Speaker 1: it called pregame show? Oh Jesus okay, which I came
Speaker 1: to yper we if you guys want to know, this
Speaker 1: is not an act. How we are right now on
Speaker 1: the show. Yesterday was not so McGhee. We were in
Speaker 1: l A for our rams game write it down, that's
Speaker 1: so McGhee, ding ding um. And I had a chance
Speaker 1: to come see bring your Friend to Work day Carissa
Speaker 1: at the pregame show. So I went to the pregame
Speaker 1: show and there was a lot happening. But I will say,
Speaker 1: you guys are a well choreographed routine. Like Greg and
Speaker 1: I were dying literally America. They throw you out there
Speaker 1: in front of millions of people and they're like Greg said,
Speaker 1: I'm having a full blown convo with Chrissa. Hey what
Speaker 1: are we doing? Hey? Everybody, welcome back to He's like,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was doing. I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't have a ne earpiece. So you guys, real
Speaker 1: quick story. I get there, there's everybody coming in. It's great.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen everybody in a while. Like a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff is happening. Blah blah blah, Am I wearing
Speaker 1: the right bra Am I not all the things? I
Speaker 1: look at Chris, and I was like, I didn't. So
Speaker 1: the show is so great and they definitely like, you know,
Speaker 1: give you suggested copy. And I had worked Dallas games
Speaker 1: for the past. By the way, hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call it twenty second time out here. I'm Chris Webber,
Speaker 1: and we do have time out available. You and I
Speaker 1: are both so jacked. Okay, we're recording this morning. Usually
Speaker 1: we do it in the afternoon. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: audible and always record this podcast in the morning. Hyper
Speaker 1: mc hyper. And so you just jumped from the thought
Speaker 1: about Greg. So now we're going to your script, so
Speaker 1: I will set go ahead. Sorry what she's talking to? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're You're doing great, sweetie, You're doing great. Okay. So Aaron,
Speaker 1: as we all know, is normally on location in a
Speaker 1: different city doing sidelines of a game. So the game
Speaker 1: where she comes to Los Angeles and she's doing the
Speaker 1: Rams Cowboys game yesterday, everyone gets so excited. And I
Speaker 1: say this in the most respectful way. It's like Lady
Speaker 1: Diana without the Chrismer or the great. Well, no, but
Speaker 1: the pop or the man is swarming and it's crazy. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's enough. I'll tell the story here, Okay, Okay. So
Speaker 1: it's like just doting and Aaron and I do not
Speaker 1: like to be doated on okay, where it's like, let's
Speaker 1: let us just do our own thing. And it's a
Speaker 1: lot of us, but we are. We get so excited
Speaker 1: when she's in studio because she's never in studio. Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're on set with the boys next door. You're
Speaker 1: about to do your lead into the Cowboys piece. Go.
Speaker 1: So it's really great. This suggested copy is wonderful. But
Speaker 1: I had just not been I didn't know that Mike
Speaker 1: McCarthy had said what we were saying on air. So
Speaker 1: we had all We talked to Dan Quinn. I had
Speaker 1: great stuff from him. I just looked at Chris in
Speaker 1: a panic because this is her show heard Turf, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, I who ordered this? I don't
Speaker 1: know this? And I was like, I want to put
Speaker 1: in my own thing. Well, I decided to do it.
Speaker 1: Thirty before I go on, my best friend runs in
Speaker 1: hell or high water into the control room, changed the script.
Speaker 1: We're in break. They are counting me down, and I
Speaker 1: know she's back there, like it's the Muppet Show, and
Speaker 1: she's like rah rah rah rah rah, changing the script
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell is gonna come up
Speaker 1: on the prompter. I'm Ron Burgundy, and so I'm started
Speaker 1: to panic, and they're changing out my earpiece because I
Speaker 1: have a different earpiece and I can't hear anyway because
Speaker 1: my nose is plugged, and I'm like, you guys, I
Speaker 1: need to see the prompter because I know my best
Speaker 1: friend is back there, and she's like, changes script. And
Speaker 1: they all ended up working out, but we were like
Speaker 1: a freaking monsoon in the studio yesterday. When you left.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, wow, that's what you guys are like all
Speaker 1: the time, and I was like, no, because here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's really important for me to write my own scripts
Speaker 1: because it's what you're saying, it's your voice. And so
Speaker 1: there's times periodically we're like because things changed, somebody else
Speaker 1: has to throw copy into the prompter. To Aaron's point
Speaker 1: about Ron Burgundy, if you don't know what you're in
Speaker 1: there and it's come, it's it's your funk, because it's
Speaker 1: it's now for anyone that wants to get a TV
Speaker 1: You know this where you're like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: called like well look at me, and pretending like I know,
Speaker 1: it's like a cold read or whatever insert you know,
Speaker 1: different types of things that they say it is, so
Speaker 1: it comes up and you're like reading it in real time. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I just thought it was important for it to be
Speaker 1: in her own voice, but you put your own twist
Speaker 1: on it. It ended up working out. I couldn't change
Speaker 1: it it all. It was all fine. Harry was away
Speaker 1: and I guess I wait, I didn't even know. Wink
Speaker 1: Martindale was not available for comment though. So Week five
Speaker 1: was fun because we had you in studio. But then
Speaker 1: also you went and did the game, of course, which
Speaker 1: the Rams Cowboys game. Uh, so many different things. What
Speaker 1: was a takeaway from that matchup? Holy crap Cooper Rush
Speaker 1: holding it down and holy cow Rams offense. We gotta
Speaker 1: figure this out? Ye yep, yep. You all so had
Speaker 1: a situation. So Jarrett and Steve, you got them sideline
Speaker 1: passes to the game, So family came. Jared, Steve came
Speaker 1: to the game. So much fun those two. You know,
Speaker 1: Steve obviously knows his way around, so by because his
Speaker 1: best friend Matthew. But now they're down on the field,
Speaker 1: and I love my husband so much. He just any situation,
Speaker 1: and I guess it's like the athlete in him. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know, pregame, He's literally saying to Steve like they
Speaker 1: are ten year old boys. I didn't even tell you this.
Speaker 1: They're behind the thing, and I just sit behind the
Speaker 1: barrier where all the fans have to wait, and I
Speaker 1: was like, screw it. Like Kevin had his family out there,
Speaker 1: Greg had his family. So I just said, Jared, Steve,
Speaker 1: come on out here, no problem. They just walk out there,
Speaker 1: perusing the sideline, perusing there at the fifty yard line,
Speaker 1: you know, talking to the president of the Rams, just
Speaker 1: standing there. Jared's like, hey, let's try to get a ball. No,
Speaker 1: you're not going to get a ball, Like, get over here,
Speaker 1: this is crazy, You're not getting These are called sideline passes,
Speaker 1: not fifty yard a knock it off, Like get over here,
Speaker 1: stay here, kidding. So they're walking, We're just chilling, and
Speaker 1: then I start seeing security and I'm like, hey, Jared,
Speaker 1: and Jared's like telling talking to Steve all about it whatever.
Speaker 1: So then they go up in there with Kelly and
Speaker 1: she was so great to have him in there, and
Speaker 1: kept thinking about her that whole game. And anyways, Steve
Speaker 1: stays up at the suite. Jartt knows, I got we
Speaker 1: gotta get out. We've got We're so important. We have
Speaker 1: security to get us out where we have to go
Speaker 1: out as a group, like it's just the way. We
Speaker 1: have a choreographed So I never worry about my husband
Speaker 1: because he just figures it out. He freaking figures it
Speaker 1: out in his stadium. He's lived in one forever, you know,
Speaker 1: obviously playing. So he texts me probably with like two
Speaker 1: minutes left in the game, and he's like, Hey, I
Speaker 1: am on my way down to the field. I found
Speaker 1: our friend who's going to bring us down. Great. I
Speaker 1: see the bubble going, see the bubble going. I'm with
Speaker 1: Kim Kay. I just rolled my eyes. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you are, okay whatever, relaxed. Didn't even know she
Speaker 1: was there. I guess she was on the Jumbo tron
Speaker 1: YadA YadA game. That's all the text says is, I'm
Speaker 1: with Kim Kyah. I'm with Kim Kay okay, casual okay.
Speaker 1: So I walk down to our table Jillian, who we
Speaker 1: love and and is obviously a friend of the show,
Speaker 1: is obsessed with Kim Kardashian. And I said to Mark,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Jared says he's coming down to the
Speaker 1: field and he's with Kim, and She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm going to die. All of a sudden, I looked
Speaker 1: to the left and I see Kim and her kids
Speaker 1: walking out on the field, and I go, Jillian, look,
Speaker 1: and then what else do I see my husband walking
Speaker 1: with one of the kids, pointing things out on the field.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What? What? What's happening. Jillian's like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to die, and she like yet She's like,
Speaker 1: and then you know, Jared's doing the wave over hy big,
Speaker 1: come on over, come on over and say Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: shop bothering her and her kids, and oh excuse me,
Speaker 1: Mr Security. Then this guy, you know, he's just taking
Speaker 1: it in, pointing out to the kids. Okay, they're just
Speaker 1: waiting for Jalen Ramsey. Yeah, they're gonna get get over here,
Speaker 1: get over here, get your how wait bridge the gap?
Speaker 1: Did he just run into her in the elevator or
Speaker 1: she was with the group, your guy's mutual friend And
Speaker 1: then they all ended up down on the field. She
Speaker 1: was with our mutual friend who works for the RAMS
Speaker 1: and was bringing her down and obviously she was a
Speaker 1: gas all the things, and Jared needed help coming down.
Speaker 1: So she was just like, hey, come meet us in
Speaker 1: my sweet and you know, Jared, Hey, Jared Stole, nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. How you doing. My wife loves Skims,
Speaker 1: fan of the show. You know. In fact, can we
Speaker 1: increase the quantity amount? Because every time I go to
Speaker 1: buy something, it's sold out. I mean, Jared, would you
Speaker 1: mind actually getting your friend online one because this is
Speaker 1: a very popular site, a constantly sold out. And tell
Speaker 1: you this, Babe, she's so nice. She is so nice.
Speaker 1: And then which I've bird and I've met her, you
Speaker 1: know before, and she was lovely. And I appreciate when
Speaker 1: people are like that that have so many people in
Speaker 1: their face, you know, me being royalty and coming into
Speaker 1: the studio. I get it. But so and we I
Speaker 1: have all this where stuff at RAMS were stuff that
Speaker 1: I give out to fans at the end of the game.
Speaker 1: And he's like, Babe, come give your stuff to Kim.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she'd love it. Come on, cute, get in
Speaker 1: the car, Get in the car right now. We're not
Speaker 1: going to bother Kim, you know, get in the car.
Speaker 1: She probably would have appreciated it. As a fellow female
Speaker 1: entrepreneur and a clothing line. She probably would have loved him.
Speaker 1: I love so much j Kim. You're trying to make
Speaker 1: a business work. You know, how's your jet? I mean
Speaker 1: those seats. I'd love to film, babe, she'd love the
Speaker 1: gene jacket. Give it to her. I'm sorry. She's in
Speaker 1: her like she's not wearing a onesie. And you know
Speaker 1: what this guy's doing. He's looking at the like just
Speaker 1: Jared or the New York Post. He goes, yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. She was wearing those glasses, you know, all
Speaker 1: in black, like like he knows like he's part of
Speaker 1: the You know, I'm waiting for like Chris Jenner to
Speaker 1: show up and pick him up today. I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: US Weekly to have the headlines Pete Davidson, move over,
Speaker 1: new man in Kim's life, you know, in the background waving,
Speaker 1: he's looking for himself and aliens in the background filming it.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, I want a picture by
Speaker 1: Just Jared, you mean just Charing. That's the new headline
Speaker 1: of that tabloid. What a guy, though, leave it to
Speaker 1: him to be like casual about the whole thing and
Speaker 1: like showing Chicago or say whoever it was around, what
Speaker 1: a beauty. So Week five again, NFL. For those of people,
Speaker 1: we know we have a mixed a mixed audience of
Speaker 1: people that love football don't love football. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not even this is a tease and I have
Speaker 1: to tell you off fair because I'm We're gonna try
Speaker 1: to get her on as a guest. Pete, my sweet
Speaker 1: stage manager, told me that there is a woman that's
Speaker 1: a huge fan of the show. And I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say her name right now because maybe she doesn't want
Speaker 1: everyone to know she's a huge fan, but she is
Speaker 1: a fan of the show. I'm gonna try to get
Speaker 1: her on as a guest. I almost died and went
Speaker 1: to heaven. All dogs go to heaven. Yes, okay, but
Speaker 1: we can just give clues. Okay, okay, okay, worked on
Speaker 1: and two of the most famous shows in the world. Um,
Speaker 1: she is a fucking Badass's close but no, but just
Speaker 1: as important anyway, she's a fan of the show. She's
Speaker 1: a fan of the show. No, it's not it's a
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, but like there, she could be front
Speaker 1: and center. Anyways, the point is is that an Anatomy producer. No,
Speaker 1: Shonda Rhymes, No, she's no. But they're getting warmer the lady.
Speaker 1: That's nice houses in the in the Reese Witherspoon movies,
Speaker 1: Nancy Myers. No, that's not the director. But now you're
Speaker 1: getting very warm. You are. You're good at this game.
Speaker 1: By the way, Okay, Rita hey, that's Rita Wilson and
Speaker 1: Rita Hanks are not the correct answers. That is incorrect.
Speaker 1: But we will continue this game offline because then we
Speaker 1: will reveal in fact, you guys can keep guessing two
Speaker 1: of the most famous shows in the world. This firm
Speaker 1: has been a very important part of No. But we'll
Speaker 1: take it offline. We'll throw it on the on the
Speaker 1: I G and then if I confirm if she has
Speaker 1: her red receipts on if I can confirm and get
Speaker 1: her as a guest. It will be so many questions,
Speaker 1: so little to do, so little time. Yes, you do, alright,
Speaker 1: So the continuing down our list of things because we
Speaker 1: only get so much time together. Uh wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: you guys. Unlike last week, I we actually wrote these
Speaker 1: things down. Oh I gotta rank. Okay the word portal, Okay,
Speaker 1: I hate that word. The second you tell me I
Speaker 1: got a log into the mortal, we got a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the password. Now we're resetting the password.
Speaker 1: I even put the passwords to my things in the
Speaker 1: note section of my phone. Shouldn't do that. As someone
Speaker 1: who's had their phone hat, it's like, this is I'm
Speaker 1: asking for trouble. This is what I do. This is crazy,
Speaker 1: this is what I do. And this is where I
Speaker 1: get in trouble. Because I've had my phone hack. I think.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm onto you hackers. I'm going to
Speaker 1: not use a capital letter where you're supposed to use
Speaker 1: the capital a letter in the notes section. So then
Speaker 1: when I go to log into the portal, now I'm like,
Speaker 1: was there a capital here? Was there not a capital here?
Speaker 1: Was that at signed really a dollar sign? So now
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Now I'm waiting for the new emails to
Speaker 1: reset the password. Then you put the new password and
Speaker 1: it says password already used. It's too much. Why can't
Speaker 1: we just use the face I D on everything. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what the face I D though. When it
Speaker 1: says face not recognized. We know it's been a long week.
Speaker 1: That's like me and clear when they're like, we'd like
Speaker 1: to use your eyes and my eyes are so tired
Speaker 1: they don't recognize them. Ship, it's only week five weight
Speaker 1: going back to the portal. The other thing, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: pass code is annoying, remembering like did I say it?
Speaker 1: Did I not? The other thing is when you're in
Speaker 1: a place where it's not loading quick enough. So all
Speaker 1: you fertility i v F girls out there, go to
Speaker 1: your portal to find out if your embryo made it
Speaker 1: or your fucking pregnancy tests. And we're loading, we're loading,
Speaker 1: and I can't feel my entire body or we even
Speaker 1: have it out here at cedars, like go to see
Speaker 1: what your brain scan in is loading default? What I mean? Sorry,
Speaker 1: the website's experiencing some troubles right now. Now is the
Speaker 1: time that the website. Yeah, well exactly, and this is crazy, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go now. We were talking about alterations,
Speaker 1: and I was proud of you for actually sending your
Speaker 1: stuff to be altered. I went and had a lot
Speaker 1: of alterations this week, and I started feeling like crap
Speaker 1: on Thursday, where I was like, oh boy, what do
Speaker 1: I have here? Little sinus infection? But I was just
Speaker 1: tired and I wasn't sleeping well and all that. So
Speaker 1: I went to the Alterations place a couple of times,
Speaker 1: got a couple of things done, and uh, I was
Speaker 1: trying it on in front of the lady to make
Speaker 1: sure it looks good. And then she's like, I we
Speaker 1: talked about it. It's hard enough going to the alterations place.
Speaker 1: It's hard enough getting stuff done, picking it back up,
Speaker 1: and then you got to go try it on. I
Speaker 1: don't want to take my clothes off and put it on.
Speaker 1: Everybody's standing there looking and then when they start giving
Speaker 1: you feedback, this looks great. But you know what I do.
Speaker 1: I'd add a little self tanner when you wear this, no,
Speaker 1: she said that. Or I'd put a little concealer on
Speaker 1: because it looks like you're breaking out on your chin. Now,
Speaker 1: you know what, I am here for you to take
Speaker 1: it in on the sides and help my boobs not
Speaker 1: look so saggy. What I'm not here is for commentary
Speaker 1: on Yes, I need to go out in the sun,
Speaker 1: but ma'am, I'm inside studying. And by the way, it's
Speaker 1: overcast in the South Bay. Okay, I do have Oh
Speaker 1: when these bags under my eyes, I'm not fucking sleeping
Speaker 1: because I'm tired. But you know what, I need this
Speaker 1: taken in and the legs to be hanged. Thank you? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't need that. Lock it up? What I mean?
Speaker 1: What are you a light? You know? Is there a
Speaker 1: comic card where you can fill out all the things
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you for? Don't make you go to
Speaker 1: that yelled page. Anyway, we have we know someone who
Speaker 1: is very close to both of us and spends a
Speaker 1: lot of time in our respective houses, and I just
Speaker 1: love when she's like, you look tired. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. I didn't know that. But you know what, hey,
Speaker 1: look I always love some constructive feedback. Sure, okay, sure,
Speaker 1: why not? So just so you guys know, if you're
Speaker 1: not watching on YouTube, we Aaron and I We make
Speaker 1: a list and we send it to our producers throughout
Speaker 1: the week of different things we want to talk about.
Speaker 1: So the next thing on our list is getting guilted
Speaker 1: into buying things. This is where I insert story. So
Speaker 1: I grow your facialist because I used the same one.
Speaker 1: Did she guilt you into every single serum, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, You're like, why is my I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, pocketbook, there you go, bank account, So pocket book, jesus,
Speaker 1: what I swear to gut? Aaron's like, I guess she's
Speaker 1: always done it. I've just become more aware of it.
Speaker 1: She has these phrases like she's on I love Lucy
Speaker 1: and like if we go back in time my pocketbook. No,
Speaker 1: but we love our facialist. I can't afford her anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm I've gotta I can only go. I gotta save
Speaker 1: it my allowing exactly. But yeah, we end up getting
Speaker 1: seventy five products of things we don't need. Then I
Speaker 1: leave the products in the car forget they're even in
Speaker 1: the car, and they'm like, hey, where did that exfoliating
Speaker 1: scrub go? Meanwhile, I'm now using the foot exfoliating scrub
Speaker 1: that have in my shower on my face and ripping
Speaker 1: it off. Okay, have you ever had a situation where
Speaker 1: you go to so I went and picked up a
Speaker 1: gift for't I'll say so. Tony Gonzalez his wife October.
Speaker 1: We call her Toby affectionately. She's obviously born in October.
Speaker 1: Her name is October. He wanted to get her this gift.
Speaker 1: She loves this certain store, so I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's in l A. They now live in Austin. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll go pick it up for you. Well,
Speaker 1: this store is not for the faint of heart. It
Speaker 1: is then that it's so nice. It's jewelry, it's so nice,
Speaker 1: but like you gotta have a good pocket book in
Speaker 1: your words. Good. Yeah, So I pick up the gift
Speaker 1: for her, and then while I'm there, the woman who
Speaker 1: works there, who was so nice, she's always been wonderful
Speaker 1: to me. I was like, oh, I should you know.
Speaker 1: I was like, I love all this stuff. I love
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And I was like I like that,
Speaker 1: I like this, I like that, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll make sure. I'll give you a discount
Speaker 1: if you want to get that. And then it's like
Speaker 1: now I'm now I'm I feel like I'm stuck. I
Speaker 1: feel like I have to buy something because she's so sweet.
Speaker 1: She's hooking, you know, Tony up last minute for this
Speaker 1: gift to make sure Toby. She's like, we'll send the
Speaker 1: gift out. She's doing so much to ensure that this
Speaker 1: gift gets to Toby. On time. Then now I feel guilty,
Speaker 1: like I can't just walk out and not buy something.
Speaker 1: So and it's not even your gifts, not even my gifts.
Speaker 1: So now I'm there and I'm like, so, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh I like that, and she's like, oh, I can
Speaker 1: give it to you for that much not much. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I shouldn't be buying any of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Somehow I walk out of this store thousands and thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars later. I'm not kidding. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to pay my mortgage, I know. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: and now I can't take it back. My necklace is great,
Speaker 1: my earrings are great. But I'm like, I send a
Speaker 1: pick for me. I can't take this back. Now I'm guilty.
Speaker 1: Now I'm literally having to be like, what do I need?
Speaker 1: What tags are on clothes that I need to take
Speaker 1: back to a for that's a damn good salesman. She
Speaker 1: she was a great salesman. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys ever had that pleae tell us your stories,
Speaker 1: because I didn't need to buy any of this stuff.
Speaker 1: I just felt guilty because because then the discount. But
Speaker 1: it's a discount on things I didn't even need. And
Speaker 1: now I have all of this money for dinner tonight,
Speaker 1: pretty woman insert line here. But I don't have all
Speaker 1: the money because now I'm broke because I just said,
Speaker 1: all this money on things I didn't need. And I
Speaker 1: need to know if anyone else feels this pain of
Speaker 1: being guilted into buying things and then you're stuck with
Speaker 1: them now. I mean they're beautiful things, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: but I didn't need them. I didn't need them. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you need more swipe up swipe downs, and I
Speaker 1: would have a personal code to this door swie alib seriously,
Speaker 1: So that was my like, And I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: better and put myself on allowance because I have a
Speaker 1: tendency to spend again money where I don't need to
Speaker 1: spend money. So I'm like, no, this is not the time.
Speaker 1: We're also working really hard impending, which by the way,
Speaker 1: oh well that's story for another time. We're almost out
Speaker 1: of time, so Aaron and I make a list of
Speaker 1: all the things that we want to talk about, because,
Speaker 1: as you can tell from getting to know us in
Speaker 1: this podcast, we are frenetic and all over the map,
Speaker 1: and if we don't write them down. We will forget bluetooth.
Speaker 1: Valet combos is the next business. You and I are
Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm going to get a facial or
Speaker 1: something and we're going to work out whatever it is
Speaker 1: talking talking talking about your game, for talking about the
Speaker 1: Broncos Polts game, all this stuff. You know. Phone calls
Speaker 1: are for all the things that you can't say in text,
Speaker 1: and you don't want anyone to, you know, stumble upon
Speaker 1: in a letter to one another. So, dear John, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to you. I get out of the car. The
Speaker 1: car is still in range where I'm going on and
Speaker 1: on and on a lot like I do on the podcast.
Speaker 1: And then I realized that you haven't said anything. You
Speaker 1: haven't even given me an affirmation of uh huh or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hello, the I look down at the phone.
Speaker 1: The phone says car play, so it's connected to the car.
Speaker 1: The valet where I was has heard this rant for
Speaker 1: the last two minutes because he has not left with
Speaker 1: the car and I'm still in range. God knows what
Speaker 1: he heard. And I then I click it over to
Speaker 1: I know I came out of my mouth and it's
Speaker 1: the reason why I said it to you on the
Speaker 1: phone and not over text. Um any who oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that happens all the time. I'm gonna be honest, I'm
Speaker 1: sick of this bluetooth ship. Mine is not going well.
Speaker 1: Like I'm in I got it. I don't like you
Speaker 1: want to talk about hands free and getting into WRECT.
Speaker 1: That's gonna cause me knock on wood too, because you're like, hello,
Speaker 1: can you oh you're on my phone? Like I'm worried
Speaker 1: about that versus like am I merging? I don't remember
Speaker 1: if we've told this story on here, but you also
Speaker 1: had a situation where we were on a NFL mandated
Speaker 1: called with the entire like ing the ball broadcasters Eron's
Speaker 1: getting out of our Carbody's on, but goodell, you know
Speaker 1: Aron's in the car. The bluetooth disconnects, and you say
Speaker 1: to the valet driver, which is then heard by everyone
Speaker 1: because it disconnects. She says, I'm just on this dumb call.
Speaker 1: No I didn't say, Tom, I said I'm on this
Speaker 1: really fun conference call. But I was in a sarcastic sense.
Speaker 1: So and then right, you guys all know this, like
Speaker 1: my phone just blew up, shut up your fuck. Oh
Speaker 1: my Chris is like Chris and didn't even text me
Speaker 1: because she fucking knew I was mortified and sweating out
Speaker 1: of areas that don't produce sweat. It was a time.
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse. And you've talked about this more being
Speaker 1: on a conference called where you mute and you go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I have been doing that, well, not
Speaker 1: the bathroom part, but like you're on a lot of yeah,
Speaker 1: and so you mute and then you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: you go and do other things. I'm yelling at WILLI sit,
Speaker 1: let me give you your medicine. I'm doing everything but
Speaker 1: listening to this call. And then at what point do
Speaker 1: you think to yourself, oh, fuck, maybe this thing is
Speaker 1: not muted yet. So if anyone's listening to this and
Speaker 1: we've been on a conference call, most likely as I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm not listening. I'm not listening, and I'm hoping that
Speaker 1: I talked about last week with my comparsons hearing my
Speaker 1: dog park. A couple of weeks ago, we were on
Speaker 1: a conference call with Tom Brady and we're all on it,
Speaker 1: and I'm downstairs where I am now, and our house was,
Speaker 1: you know, getting cleaned and vacuumed, and she placed a
Speaker 1: dining room chair very loudly on the wooden floor, and
Speaker 1: I could hear it, and I forgot I didn't have
Speaker 1: my phone on mute. And Tom's going on and on
Speaker 1: about all the changes on the onsetsive line and it
Speaker 1: sounds like we had a massive earthquake in California. And
Speaker 1: he just goes, WHOA, And I was like god, and
Speaker 1: I told her and I was like, fucking Tom just
Speaker 1: heard like it's shaggy. It wasn't me. It was all
Speaker 1: a time. Let me tell you. But yeah, the conference
Speaker 1: calls the bluetooth. And again, whenever we tell these stories
Speaker 1: or going these like rants, please include your guys has
Speaker 1: experienced on them, because I'd like to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: not alone. Last thing, and I forgot to mention this earlier.
Speaker 1: Again because I've had so much espresso. My mind's even
Speaker 1: more frenetic than it usually is. I we have like
Speaker 1: three minutes left, so Week five the traveling thing. And
Speaker 1: again disclaimer on all of this, I'm not complaining about traveling.
Speaker 1: I of having jobs. I'm so but we just know
Speaker 1: you guys can relate with traveling. So we getting so
Speaker 1: thankful to be employed. We get all the things. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you. So I land in Denver. Another colleague
Speaker 1: of mine is on the plane with me, so we're
Speaker 1: like talking. I get my stuff down from the overhead.
Speaker 1: But I had this one moment when I got on
Speaker 1: the plane. It's the overheads are full size on one
Speaker 1: side of the plane, but the small, little baby ones
Speaker 1: on the other where you can only fit you know,
Speaker 1: of sucking pair of socks, right. But I put my
Speaker 1: jacket over there because there wasn't room on the other side.
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking to myself, Chris, I remember that
Speaker 1: your jackets on that side, your luggage on the other side.
Speaker 1: Remember this, Like I've made a concerted effort to tell
Speaker 1: myself this. So I sit down whatever. A couple hours
Speaker 1: of the flight goes by. I'm chatting with the colleague,
Speaker 1: pull my my luggage down. I go, oh, jump in
Speaker 1: the car with me, like we don't need to car.
Speaker 1: Jump in the car with me. I'm communicating with our
Speaker 1: pickup like, oh, I'm at door by to be, will
Speaker 1: be there in one second. Packet. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I'm like, my jacket, my jacket. I saved up my
Speaker 1: pennies for this jacket. Is this a jacket like most jackets?
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what the old me would be like,
Speaker 1: I'll leave it. No, we're not doing that. We're not
Speaker 1: just going around leaving things around. Okay, we got it.
Speaker 1: I've spent this money on this stuff I didn't even need.
Speaker 1: We're getting jack, going to borrow in at some point
Speaker 1: to we're getting the jacket. So I'm like, i gotta
Speaker 1: go back through security. Okay, I wasn't a wear jacket,
Speaker 1: and you're just lying and you don't want to hurt
Speaker 1: my feelings. Okay, never's go get that jacket. I would
Speaker 1: I would definitely would have went back and got the
Speaker 1: wear jacket, got this jacket. So now I'm at the
Speaker 1: delta counter and this sweet woman had so much patience
Speaker 1: because now I'm like waiting behind the ten people that
Speaker 1: are actually checking in. I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love my jacket on because I'm past security at this point.
Speaker 1: So I'm at the ticket desk and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And she couldn't have been nicer, couldn't have been sweeter.
Speaker 1: But now I'm back in line, back through security. I'm
Speaker 1: now waiting at the gate. Is the plane gone? Is
Speaker 1: the knock gone? Hours are going by and I'm still
Speaker 1: two hours because now I gotta wait. T s A
Speaker 1: is a little tricky. A little tricky, am I? How
Speaker 1: about this move? Are you at the north end? Are
Speaker 1: you at the south end? And then they really tricky
Speaker 1: at the west and it's east. You know, I might
Speaker 1: as well have been at the north pole by the
Speaker 1: time that I got back to the hotel where I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be. And I was like, uh, you know
Speaker 1: who likes to go through security once? Little alone twice?
Speaker 1: And I was like, anyways, I was very proud of myself.
Speaker 1: I got the jacket. I was appreciative of the Delta
Speaker 1: individuals that helped me along the way. But I like
Speaker 1: remember getting in the car afterwards and I was like, Carissa,
Speaker 1: this is where my dad's voice comes in my head.
Speaker 1: Before you get off the plane. Check everywhere. It's like
Speaker 1: when you're in New York, right, and like anything in
Speaker 1: the Tiger, the whole thing. So it's like, oh my god. Anyways,
Speaker 1: So that's my travel story of the week. Is double security,
Speaker 1: double your pleasure, Do not double your fun. That was
Speaker 1: no fun. I have a quick one because I just
Speaker 1: saw it here on video when I just held up
Speaker 1: my hand. Thanks so much to the lady who tweeted
Speaker 1: um about well because the alterations lady came bot to me,
Speaker 1: it comes back full circle. I felt like ship all week.
Speaker 1: I knew I needed some self tanner. I was showing
Speaker 1: my arms the color that I was wearing, this pink,
Speaker 1: would be really good with self tanner. But yeah, they
Speaker 1: tell you to put it on, which I did. But
Speaker 1: I always wash my hands, and I wash my hands
Speaker 1: a lot, especially because I've been blowing my nose so
Speaker 1: much and I'm, you know, kind of sick and whatever.
Speaker 1: So this lady tweeted, I love my girl, She's so great,
Speaker 1: But did anyone notice her hand is a totally different
Speaker 1: color than her arm? Very very true. That is a
Speaker 1: fail by me. But I just don't know what you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do. Should I have had Jillian put on
Speaker 1: Lindsey low hand? This is what I always say with
Speaker 1: with self tanner, out in the hands, because you do
Speaker 1: you have to wash your hands or that on the
Speaker 1: palm and not in the palm of your hand. That's
Speaker 1: a different expression. But yeah, you need to you need
Speaker 1: to put it on the best set of your tand
Speaker 1: that's something I'll learn for weeks six and as lady
Speaker 1: Gaga said, just hold my hand, Come busy my handle.
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