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Speaker 1: like you need more swipe up swipe downs, and I

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Speaker 1: would have a personal code to this door swie alib seriously,

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Speaker 1: So that was my like, And I'm trying to do

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Speaker 1: better and put myself on allowance because I have a

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Speaker 1: tendency to spend again money where I don't need to

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Speaker 1: spend money. So I'm like, no, this is not the time.

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Speaker 1: We're also working really hard impending, which by the way,

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Speaker 1: oh well that's story for another time. We're almost out

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Speaker 1: of time, so Aaron and I make a list of

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Speaker 1: all the things that we want to talk about, because,

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Speaker 1: as you can tell from getting to know us in

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Speaker 1: this podcast, we are frenetic and all over the map,

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Speaker 1: and if we don't write them down. We will forget bluetooth.

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Speaker 1: Valet combos is the next business. You and I are

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Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm going to get a facial or

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Speaker 1: something and we're going to work out whatever it is

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Speaker 1: talking talking talking about your game, for talking about the

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Speaker 1: Broncos Polts game, all this stuff. You know. Phone calls

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Speaker 1: are for all the things that you can't say in text,

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Speaker 1: and you don't want anyone to, you know, stumble upon

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Speaker 1: in a letter to one another. So, dear John, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to you. I get out of the car. The

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Speaker 1: car is still in range where I'm going on and

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Speaker 1: on and on a lot like I do on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And then I realized that you haven't said anything. You

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Speaker 1: haven't even given me an affirmation of uh huh or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, hello, the I look down at the phone.

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Speaker 1: The phone says car play, so it's connected to the car.

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Speaker 1: The valet where I was has heard this rant for

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Speaker 1: the last two minutes because he has not left with

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Speaker 1: the car and I'm still in range. God knows what

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Speaker 1: he heard. And I then I click it over to

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Speaker 1: I know I came out of my mouth and it's

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Speaker 1: the reason why I said it to you on the

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Speaker 1: phone and not over text. Um any who oh yeah,

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00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,880
Speaker 1: that happens all the time. I'm gonna be honest, I'm

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Speaker 1: sick of this bluetooth ship. Mine is not going well.

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00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 1: Like I'm in I got it. I don't like you

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Speaker 1: want to talk about hands free and getting into WRECT.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna cause me knock on wood too, because you're like, hello,

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Speaker 1: can you oh you're on my phone? Like I'm worried

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Speaker 1: about that versus like am I merging? I don't remember

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Speaker 1: if we've told this story on here, but you also

463
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Speaker 1: had a situation where we were on a NFL mandated

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Speaker 1: called with the entire like ing the ball broadcasters Eron's

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Speaker 1: getting out of our Carbody's on, but goodell, you know

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Speaker 1: Aron's in the car. The bluetooth disconnects, and you say

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Speaker 1: to the valet driver, which is then heard by everyone

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Speaker 1: because it disconnects. She says, I'm just on this dumb call.

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Speaker 1: No I didn't say, Tom, I said I'm on this

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Speaker 1: really fun conference call. But I was in a sarcastic sense.

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Speaker 1: So and then right, you guys all know this, like

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Speaker 1: my phone just blew up, shut up your fuck. Oh

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Speaker 1: my Chris is like Chris and didn't even text me

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Speaker 1: because she fucking knew I was mortified and sweating out

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Speaker 1: of areas that don't produce sweat. It was a time.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing worse. And you've talked about this more being

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Speaker 1: on a conference called where you mute and you go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I have been doing that, well, not

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Speaker 1: the bathroom part, but like you're on a lot of yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so you mute and then you're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you go and do other things. I'm yelling at WILLI sit,

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Speaker 1: let me give you your medicine. I'm doing everything but

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Speaker 1: listening to this call. And then at what point do

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Speaker 1: you think to yourself, oh, fuck, maybe this thing is

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Speaker 1: not muted yet. So if anyone's listening to this and

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Speaker 1: we've been on a conference call, most likely as I'm not,

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Speaker 1: I'm not listening. I'm not listening, and I'm hoping that

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Speaker 1: I talked about last week with my comparsons hearing my

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Speaker 1: dog park. A couple of weeks ago, we were on

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Speaker 1: a conference call with Tom Brady and we're all on it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm downstairs where I am now, and our house was,

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Speaker 1: you know, getting cleaned and vacuumed, and she placed a

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Speaker 1: dining room chair very loudly on the wooden floor, and

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Speaker 1: I could hear it, and I forgot I didn't have

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Speaker 1: my phone on mute. And Tom's going on and on

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Speaker 1: about all the changes on the onsetsive line and it

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00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: sounds like we had a massive earthquake in California. And

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Speaker 1: he just goes, WHOA, And I was like god, and

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Speaker 1: I told her and I was like, fucking Tom just

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Speaker 1: heard like it's shaggy. It wasn't me. It was all

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Speaker 1: a time. Let me tell you. But yeah, the conference

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Speaker 1: calls the bluetooth. And again, whenever we tell these stories

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Speaker 1: or going these like rants, please include your guys has

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Speaker 1: experienced on them, because I'd like to feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: not alone. Last thing, and I forgot to mention this earlier.

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Speaker 1: Again because I've had so much espresso. My mind's even

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Speaker 1: more frenetic than it usually is. I we have like

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Speaker 1: three minutes left, so Week five the traveling thing. And

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Speaker 1: again disclaimer on all of this, I'm not complaining about traveling.

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00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: I of having jobs. I'm so but we just know

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00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: you guys can relate with traveling. So we getting so

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Speaker 1: thankful to be employed. We get all the things. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you. So I land in Denver. Another colleague

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Speaker 1: of mine is on the plane with me, so we're

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Speaker 1: like talking. I get my stuff down from the overhead.

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Speaker 1: But I had this one moment when I got on

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Speaker 1: the plane. It's the overheads are full size on one

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Speaker 1: side of the plane, but the small, little baby ones

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Speaker 1: on the other where you can only fit you know,

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Speaker 1: of sucking pair of socks, right. But I put my

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Speaker 1: jacket over there because there wasn't room on the other side.

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Speaker 1: And I remember thinking to myself, Chris, I remember that

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Speaker 1: your jackets on that side, your luggage on the other side.

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Speaker 1: Remember this, Like I've made a concerted effort to tell

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Speaker 1: myself this. So I sit down whatever. A couple hours

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Speaker 1: of the flight goes by. I'm chatting with the colleague,

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Speaker 1: pull my my luggage down. I go, oh, jump in

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Speaker 1: the car with me, like we don't need to car.

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Speaker 1: Jump in the car with me. I'm communicating with our

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Speaker 1: pickup like, oh, I'm at door by to be, will

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Speaker 1: be there in one second. Packet. All of a sudden,

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00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, my jacket, my jacket. I saved up my

533
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: pennies for this jacket. Is this a jacket like most jackets?

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00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what the old me would be like,

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Speaker 1: I'll leave it. No, we're not doing that. We're not

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00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: just going around leaving things around. Okay, we got it.

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00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: I've spent this money on this stuff I didn't even need.

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00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: We're getting jack, going to borrow in at some point

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00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: to we're getting the jacket. So I'm like, i gotta

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Speaker 1: go back through security. Okay, I wasn't a wear jacket,

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Speaker 1: and you're just lying and you don't want to hurt

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Speaker 1: my feelings. Okay, never's go get that jacket. I would

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Speaker 1: I would definitely would have went back and got the

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Speaker 1: wear jacket, got this jacket. So now I'm at the

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Speaker 1: delta counter and this sweet woman had so much patience

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Speaker 1: because now I'm like waiting behind the ten people that

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Speaker 1: are actually checking in. I'm like, oh my god, I

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00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: love my jacket on because I'm past security at this point.

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00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: So I'm at the ticket desk and the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: And she couldn't have been nicer, couldn't have been sweeter.

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00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: But now I'm back in line, back through security. I'm

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Speaker 1: now waiting at the gate. Is the plane gone? Is

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00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: the knock gone? Hours are going by and I'm still

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00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: two hours because now I gotta wait. T s A

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00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: is a little tricky. A little tricky, am I? How

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00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: about this move? Are you at the north end? Are

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00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: you at the south end? And then they really tricky

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00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: at the west and it's east. You know, I might

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Speaker 1: as well have been at the north pole by the

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Speaker 1: time that I got back to the hotel where I'm

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00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: supposed to be. And I was like, uh, you know

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00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: who likes to go through security once? Little alone twice?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, anyways, I was very proud of myself.

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00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: I got the jacket. I was appreciative of the Delta

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00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: individuals that helped me along the way. But I like

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Speaker 1: remember getting in the car afterwards and I was like, Carissa,

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00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: this is where my dad's voice comes in my head.

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00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: Before you get off the plane. Check everywhere. It's like

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Speaker 1: when you're in New York, right, and like anything in

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00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: the Tiger, the whole thing. So it's like, oh my god. Anyways,

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00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: So that's my travel story of the week. Is double security,

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00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: double your pleasure, Do not double your fun. That was

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Speaker 1: no fun. I have a quick one because I just

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00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: saw it here on video when I just held up

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Speaker 1: my hand. Thanks so much to the lady who tweeted

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00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: um about well because the alterations lady came bot to me,

577
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: it comes back full circle. I felt like ship all week.

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00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: I knew I needed some self tanner. I was showing

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Speaker 1: my arms the color that I was wearing, this pink,

580
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: would be really good with self tanner. But yeah, they

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00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: tell you to put it on, which I did. But

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Speaker 1: I always wash my hands, and I wash my hands

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00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: a lot, especially because I've been blowing my nose so

584
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: much and I'm, you know, kind of sick and whatever.

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00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: So this lady tweeted, I love my girl, She's so great,

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00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: But did anyone notice her hand is a totally different

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00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: color than her arm? Very very true. That is a

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00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: fail by me. But I just don't know what you're

589
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: supposed to do. Should I have had Jillian put on

590
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: Lindsey low hand? This is what I always say with

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00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: with self tanner, out in the hands, because you do

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00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: you have to wash your hands or that on the

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00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: palm and not in the palm of your hand. That's

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00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: a different expression. But yeah, you need to you need

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00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: to put it on the best set of your tand

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Speaker 1: that's something I'll learn for weeks six and as lady

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Speaker 1: Gaga said, just hold my hand, Come busy my handle.

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Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of

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