WEBVTT - Edi Patterson Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>I invited you here, I thought, a man myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're a.

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<v Speaker 1>Guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess your presences presence and I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So how do you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>fantastic time. We'll have special guests. I'll be wearing who

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<v Speaker 2>God knows what, and you know, maybe I'll bring some

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<v Speaker 2>gifts I've received on the podcast to give away. You

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<v Speaker 2>really never know what will happen with me because I

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<v Speaker 2>am I don't have a lot of control over my life,

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<v Speaker 2>May twenty third, seven thirty pm. No excuses. Now, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get into the show. Welcome to I said, no gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Bridger Weineger we're here in the studio. You might

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<v Speaker 2>be listening, you might be watching on YouTube. You might

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<v Speaker 2>be ignoring all of this completely. God only knows what's

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<v Speaker 2>happening in my life. Busy Morning threw away the case

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<v Speaker 2>idea that had been sitting in the fridge for about

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<v Speaker 2>six days. So if you wanted that, you're out of luck.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on edge. I've been trying to book travel through

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<v Speaker 2>credit card points for at least four days, and this

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<v Speaker 2>is a real sore spot for me, a very difficult

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<v Speaker 2>thing for me. Anytime I'm on an online portal spending

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<v Speaker 2>any anything involving money, let alone credit card points, I'm paralyzed.

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<v Speaker 2>So everybody, just nobody try me. That's what I'll say.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't push me. Okay, Time to get into the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I adore today's guest. Everybody loves her. It's Edie Patterson.

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<v Speaker 1>Edie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, hi Bridgard, welcome to I said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to bring you here on such please usful

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<v Speaker 2>day for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, well, me too. I'm with you though on that,

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<v Speaker 3>like trying to get something with points.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's existential, it is. It's a weird thing for

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<v Speaker 2>me because I'm the sort of person who uses, like

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<v Speaker 2>treats gift cards like they're more important than cash. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I like I if I get a gift card, the

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<v Speaker 2>way I protect it on how I'm going to spend

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<v Speaker 2>it is psychotics.

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<v Speaker 3>Same same. I've actually had I know what you mean now,

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<v Speaker 3>because I actually have had ones like that. I've put

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<v Speaker 3>in places like in a little holder on my desk,

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<v Speaker 3>where I've tacked them to some sort of bulletin board

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<v Speaker 3>to go, well, that one's for something special, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they run out.

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<v Speaker 2>They run out, yeah, or inflation goes up and they

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<v Speaker 2>lose value. It's really it's like an obvious mistake I'm making.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure these these gift card companies especially really

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<v Speaker 2>count on people like me to not use the money. Agreed.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly like there was a point I had saved

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<v Speaker 2>up enough gift cards that I probably could have bought

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<v Speaker 2>a house at least put But this is the sort

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<v Speaker 2>of I'm just completely paralyzed. It's gonna be like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna be my special thing. I won't spend that

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<v Speaker 2>on groceries.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, And then you go, why wouldn't I?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the same. It's all money yep. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking to treat myself. But the problem is is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I can't treat myself in any form ever, so that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just the gift card is sitting at the bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of my sock drawer for the rest of my life. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And now the same with the credit card points. But

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<v Speaker 2>then they have the online portal, which is like something

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<v Speaker 2>that hasn't been updated since two thousand and five. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's frustrating.

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<v Speaker 3>You're mad, seriously horrible. It's horrible. And I still haven't

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<v Speaker 3>figured out how to do the airline ones. Oh I

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<v Speaker 3>can do hotel ones, right, but I still haven't figured

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<v Speaker 3>out the other and that's infuriating.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've been told that. I've been told the airline

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<v Speaker 2>ones are it's trickier because airline prices are they fluctuate

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<v Speaker 2>so much more. And the points, I mean, people love this,

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<v Speaker 2>people love to listen anyway, credit card pot But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>making my way through and I'm aging rapidly while I

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I get it. Have you traveled it all recently?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Yeah, I went to Texas and came back here

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<v Speaker 3>from Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And you're from Texas.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm from there, and my mom was there for a

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<v Speaker 3>minute and went and got her okay, and her cat

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<v Speaker 3>and we came here. That was probably a month ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the cat's name, Miss Press, I love. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you a cat person? Yes? Okay? Do you have cats

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<v Speaker 2>of your own?

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<v Speaker 3>I used to. My husband and I had the greatest

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<v Speaker 3>cats on earth, Vruka and Violet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, fantastic name.

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<v Speaker 3>And they have both since passed, but they're the greatest.

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<v Speaker 3>And Miss Priss is my mom's cat, who was a

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<v Speaker 3>full on feral Texas cat and for whatever reason and

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<v Speaker 3>just always loved my mom and would let my mom

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<v Speaker 3>pet her in the backyard. And then my sister and

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<v Speaker 3>I just decided this cat is really cute and she's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be your cat. Oh and she is. And

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<v Speaker 3>now she's fully an inside cat, and she is weirdly small.

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<v Speaker 3>She's maybe some kind of mini okay, but she looks

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<v Speaker 3>like a Disney cat. Seriously. She fluffy, she's fluffy, she's little,

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<v Speaker 3>she's she's hilarious. But yeah, do you like cats?

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<v Speaker 2>I love cats.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're magic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're fantastic. When people don't like cats, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it says something about how much attention and love you need.

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<v Speaker 2>If or I guess attention if you don't like cats,

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<v Speaker 2>because cats will are very selective. Yeah, and I love

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<v Speaker 2>dogs too, but dogs will give their full attention to

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<v Speaker 2>just about any fucking yahoo. They're not super discerning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and a cat you kind of have to like

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<v Speaker 3>figure out their magic, figure out their lay and like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they're mystical and awesome and I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Yes, I had two cats a year I guess

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<v Speaker 2>about ten years ago, and then threw all the moving

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth from LA to New York. We ended

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<v Speaker 2>up having to find a new home for them, and

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<v Speaker 2>they now live with a YouTube magician.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh how's that going.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't looked into it. I think it seemed like

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<v Speaker 2>a lovely home. It seemed like a family and a

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<v Speaker 2>teen YouTube magician. I thought, you know what, sure, this

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<v Speaker 2>don't work. They seem like they love cats. But maybe

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<v Speaker 2>my cats will become YouTube stars. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let's just hope that he is it a boy magician.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a boy magician.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just hope he's not like doing them like doves.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what I mean, we're not trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get any of that magic for your cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like crushed in the bottom of a top

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<v Speaker 2>hat or that kind of thing. No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, somebody did doves once when I got invited to

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<v Speaker 3>the Magic Castle, and it was just so upsetting.

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<v Speaker 2>What like what did they do? They come out of

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<v Speaker 2>a jacket or do they.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, out of a jacket, out of their pants, out

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<v Speaker 3>of like it's just like every single second of it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just like you just had a live creature jammed

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<v Speaker 3>in there with your balls, or like you, oh cool,

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<v Speaker 3>you just pulled nine doves out of a hat. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Like what are we supposed to be stoked at?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? There's just there are so many magic tricks you

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<v Speaker 2>could do. Yeah, No one's like specifically like I hope

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<v Speaker 2>I see the doves tonight, No, no one. No one

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<v Speaker 2>wants to see a live bird anywhere, just free flying

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<v Speaker 2>around inside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do some weird human stuff, like you're you're weird

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<v Speaker 3>woman assistant, Like, why don't you guys chop each other up.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut each other. Let's see the midsection of one of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's see the rings of your tree, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean I think if I were like going

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<v Speaker 2>to a magic show and expected to see an animal,

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<v Speaker 2>I might be like, oh I got to see a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>But even then, it's like, just leave it alone because

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's not their pet. Yeah, they're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Treating that's their their working animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, their little employee. That's not fair to anybody. No,

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<v Speaker 2>no thanks. I uh just last night, out of desperation,

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<v Speaker 2>tried to start this new David Blaine series. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>seen this?

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<v Speaker 3>I just was flipping through with my mom last night

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<v Speaker 3>at Cedar Sini and the TV is totally blue, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's something's Wronger. Then we were on the guide

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<v Speaker 3>and we ended up on just something else done, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>like a murder show or something. But I saw that

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<v Speaker 3>David Blaine thing, and I was like, he has a

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<v Speaker 3>new show, He's got.

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<v Speaker 2>A whole news Well is this documentary style in uh

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<v Speaker 2>conjunction with National geographic which was shocking to me. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if he's elevated or they declined. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know they met somewhere in the middle. But last night

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<v Speaker 2>he was in Brazil and what what we were seeing

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<v Speaker 2>was people not doing magic tricks, which shouldn't be that

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<v Speaker 2>big of a shock because he like holds his breath

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. But this was like people sticking like a

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<v Speaker 2>knife in their nose through their nostril, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>hard thing to look at. Yeah, people chewing up and

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<v Speaker 2>swallowing nails. Oh boy, that old trump. It's either doves

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<v Speaker 2>or swallowing nails.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but don't swallow nails around me unless you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>poop them out on the sidewalk.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that might be interesting. I better hear metal hitting

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<v Speaker 2>cement as you walk away, exactly. No, is that we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't watch the whole thing because it was just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a difficult to look at sort of thing. Just

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<v Speaker 2>people doing shocking. It's more dares. Oh got it? Dares

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<v Speaker 2>to me or not? I don't Know's not as much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to be tricked, agreed, Because on a dare,

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time you would be thinking like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 3>person just got dared to do this. They're gonna get hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's just a risk here, and someone is desperate

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<v Speaker 2>for attention and they'll they finally decided they'll do whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it takes. Yeah, so I maybe I need to give

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<v Speaker 2>it more of a shot. I will say. David Blaine

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<v Speaker 2>is a narrator tough, Okay, I don't know that he

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<v Speaker 2>was born to narrate television. It is the most monotone

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<v Speaker 2>thing I ever ever heard. It's a zero inflection whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And is it partly trying to be like super serious,

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<v Speaker 3>like I think, you know, let's take anything like this

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<v Speaker 3>because I want you to know it's fact.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not even that as much as like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's that an attempt at that but not having

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<v Speaker 2>the ability to even do that, So it's just flat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh feels like he's reading for the first time the

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<v Speaker 2>narration and I know he wants to keep control of

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<v Speaker 2>the show, but like, come on, I'm on, Dave, come on, dB,

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<v Speaker 2>come on baby. Oh when was last time you were

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<v Speaker 2>at the Magic Castle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a long time. That was probably. Oh you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, we actually had a friend doing really cool

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<v Speaker 3>stuff there. I'm like, what brought me there? Yeah, my

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<v Speaker 3>husband and I went with my friend Jeremy Rally and

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<v Speaker 3>his wife Danny Morrow, and we were going to see

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<v Speaker 3>our friend Helder, who's like a legit amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Great name for a magician.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, held, Yeah, he does these really cool, like really

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<v Speaker 3>elevated kind of social experiment, thought experiment magic shows. He'll

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<v Speaker 3>do him at the Geffen and like, and so what

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<v Speaker 3>is he doing He's like, man, it's almost like a

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<v Speaker 3>play but with magic in it. At the Magic Castle,

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was doing a close oh card stuff. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>But like the shows that we've seen at the Geffen

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff, I mean they're super emotional, like manipulative. Well no,

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<v Speaker 3>weirdly yeah, just like he's like, it's very honestly elevated.

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<v Speaker 3>It's almost like you're watching a like the PBS version

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<v Speaker 3>of like when people find their roots.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, Yeah, he manages to weave in some like

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<v Speaker 3>really cool complex human stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, and you're friends with this guy? Yeah wow,

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<v Speaker 2>good for you. How did you become friends with Helder?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? I think I became friends with him because

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<v Speaker 3>he just started coming to I think he was friends

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<v Speaker 3>with Jeremy and he started coming to improv shows at

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<v Speaker 3>the Groundlings.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, and saw the sort of.

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<v Speaker 3>The tie ins with what he's doing and sort of

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a nerd for improv, sure, and he's of was

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<v Speaker 3>very fascinated and interested in the kind of higher thinking

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<v Speaker 3>that can go with improv, right, sort of openness and

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<v Speaker 3>how it can you know, translate into real life.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And do you feel like he's putting that into his

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<v Speaker 2>show now for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he's he's very bright.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. I need to I need to get into Helder seriously. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>His I think I'm saying his last name right, but

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's Guena modish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is that?

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<v Speaker 3>I would say Argentinian?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just like a rolled something there. Yeah, Helder to

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<v Speaker 2>me sounded so Scandinavian. Uh No, okay, no saying Helder Helder.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think this is how you say it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's either Guina modis or Guina modas. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the reason he goes by Helder just nice. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>can say Helder.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to maybe like white creeps. There's a reason everyone

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<v Speaker 3>else is probably fine with it and knows exactly how

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<v Speaker 3>to say his last name.

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<v Speaker 2>In middle school, I think a magic shop opened to

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<v Speaker 2>normal and I bought. I felt like I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to try to do magic for about a month. Okay, workout.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do anything like that in middle school? Any

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<v Speaker 2>weird little hobbies? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>I just that vein of things. I think probably I

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<v Speaker 3>just gravitated more towards like the sort of sketch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so you like comedy early on? Yeah, I always

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<v Speaker 2>liked it right right. Yeah, Yeah, to me in middle school,

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<v Speaker 2>it just didn't seem like a possibility whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it didn't really to me either. And then in

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<v Speaker 3>middle school, actually, these three friends and I wrote this.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a talent show at school and we wrote

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<v Speaker 3>this dating game parody. Oh no way, because on the

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<v Speaker 3>we didn't have cable at my house, but on the

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<v Speaker 3>regular channels there were a couple of them that had

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<v Speaker 3>constant reruns, and so they'd have like Brady.

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<v Speaker 2>Bunch, right, love Boat and.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Green Anchors, like all that cool stuff, Petticoat Junction,

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<v Speaker 3>and within that mix there was like a chunk of

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<v Speaker 3>like sixties game shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, which was awesome dream.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And so we always thought that was so funny,

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<v Speaker 3>the weird dynamic with the people on it, and like

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<v Speaker 3>how weirdly sexist it was. And like they're always talking

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<v Speaker 3>about making whoopee, which we were like.

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<v Speaker 2>Making who is one of the worst things that anyone

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<v Speaker 2>that's ever thought.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the worst God, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those like things that's trying not to be

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<v Speaker 2>as crass, and it sometow ends up being way more

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting than the actual term. Fully, like, oh, we're all

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<v Speaker 2>sick hearing that, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sick.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it mean?

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<v Speaker 3>What does it mean to you?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like to me, like there's like an inflation.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like something puffy.

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<v Speaker 3>And something puffy and inflated, that's gonna pop exactly, and like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, it's it's like a fake fun It's like

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<v Speaker 3>oh whoopee's And.

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<v Speaker 2>It brings yeah, it kind of brings like an adolescent

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<v Speaker 2>weirdness to it. Like everything about it is just like

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<v Speaker 2>this is should not be repeated anymore totally.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've we've got many aspects of the you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the dating game were really really funny, and so we

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<v Speaker 3>did a dating game sketch where three of us were

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<v Speaker 3>the guys and one was a football what was like

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<v Speaker 3>a football jock, one was a businessman, and I was

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<v Speaker 3>the nerd. And it was of that time period where

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<v Speaker 3>like it was full on like idea of a nerd.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had a pocket protector and like black glasses,

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<v Speaker 3>right pre and cell yes, pre in cell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>God, being a nerd now would be a whole other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it brings off so much dangerous baggage

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<v Speaker 2>totally does. Nerds have had a real journey over the

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<v Speaker 2>last twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, take us back to pargettular.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all we want to quiet and do math.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, we wrote it and we performed it, and

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<v Speaker 3>I remember just that feeling because look, let me just

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<v Speaker 3>tell you not to brag, but the nerd got a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of lass, just and going, oh, maybe this is

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<v Speaker 3>a thing that could be my job. That was the

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<v Speaker 3>first time ever that I thought, especially from a small

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<v Speaker 3>city and.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course completely anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, where'd you grow up?

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<v Speaker 2>Right outside of Salt Lake City?

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just like, you don't know anyone doing anything

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>People on TV do totally why would I be able

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<v Speaker 2>to do that? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>And no one around, you know, thinks that it's a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The idea of even going to college out of state

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, totally, that's not for people like me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, same, So yeah, but yeah, that's that's I guess

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<v Speaker 3>when it sort of popped off. But probably even before that,

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to make in the mix with me

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<v Speaker 3>loving comedy and loving hilarious things. I also loved horror,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were My dad loved horror, and we were

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to watch horror movies way too young. My sister

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<v Speaker 3>and I so we're both still we both still love.

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<v Speaker 2>It due horror movies. Horror movie I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably favorite of all time is The Shining Oh, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>so beautiful, kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's kind of like almost above horror

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<v Speaker 2>even so good. It's just such a good one and

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<v Speaker 2>it's so scary. Yes, just a fantastic And you would

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<v Speaker 2>make your own horror movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd make them in in VHS camera and would

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<v Speaker 3>just like sort of it would be all one taken

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<v Speaker 3>of cause start again and put some the year pause

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<v Speaker 3>started again. But I liked making little mini slasher movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any still on VHS?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, somewhere somewhere at my mom's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Nights of the Hunter.

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<v Speaker 3>There's Gunthers on a Hunter. Somewhere, there's a there's one

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<v Speaker 3>I made in high school. My friend, my friend in

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<v Speaker 3>high school, Sherry, her her mom and dad sometimes would

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<v Speaker 3>just go do cool things, and every now and then

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<v Speaker 3>it'd be like, you know, six or seven of us

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<v Speaker 3>just spending the night at Sherry's with no Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>so there were more than a couple of times where

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<v Speaker 3>I would force everyone to be in a horror movie

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<v Speaker 3>all night, and I'd be you know, placing them at

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the stairs, the bottom of the stairs

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<v Speaker 3>like they just you know, we'd film like my friend

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<v Speaker 3>Holly sort of a hand pushing her at the top

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<v Speaker 3>of the stairs, pause the camera, fill her at the

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<v Speaker 3>bottom like displaye.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, so they were all slasher stuff. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>we're using Were you making up your own fake blood?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it ketchup?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>We we only messed with blood.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like once maybe when I made like my

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<v Speaker 3>I think then four year old cousin Bradley, he was Gunther,

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<v Speaker 3>son of Hunter, and he was a murderer, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think in that one we played with like some ketchup

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the storyline? What did you say? It was

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<v Speaker 2>Night of the Hunter? Yeah, which is actually which is

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<v Speaker 2>actually kind of creepy. No, yeah, wow, So you were

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<v Speaker 2>really you're a born natural.

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<v Speaker 3>I must have heard someone say that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a good phrase, night of the Hunters.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds so scary.

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<v Speaker 2>What was your Night of the Hunter then?

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<v Speaker 3>Just like some money going around and killing people. So,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, probably my sister in my dad's clothes, killing

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<v Speaker 3>our neighbor friends, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little girl in baggy clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Gunther though had extra special elements. That one was

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<v Speaker 3>filmed at my grandmom's house in Range, Texas, and for

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<v Speaker 3>a while my grandmom collected. She was very into collecting

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<v Speaker 3>teddy bears. Oh sure, So there were sort of like

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<v Speaker 3>upper rails in a certain room with full of teddy bears.

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<v Speaker 3>And one of those teddy bears was also a murderer.

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<v Speaker 3>And we would play with like having an enter frame

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<v Speaker 3>and you don't see the hand, and yeah, that Gunther,

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<v Speaker 3>son of Hunter got a little wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Did Gunther team up with the teddy Bear?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I can't remember well. And then one of

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<v Speaker 3>them killed the other one. I can't remember who ended

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<v Speaker 3>up the victor or if just everyone died.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how franchises are borne. You no ip everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do a movie about the Teddy Bear or

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<v Speaker 2>Gunther that this alien versus predator sort of situation. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you like horror?

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<v Speaker 2>And I love horror?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's your favorite?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever? I love The Shining Yeah, I love Halloween. I

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<v Speaker 2>love The Haunting. The original I think it was like

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<v Speaker 2>in sixty made in sixty four or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I've ever seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's unbelievable. It's so good. It's so creepy

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<v Speaker 2>and like in a way that like, you know, there

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<v Speaker 2>aren't like a lot of like jump scares. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like pure atmosphere and dread and just watching a woman

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<v Speaker 2>kind of lose her mind in a haunted house. Who

0:23:31.320 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 2>could ask them? I love haunted house movies, and there

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<v Speaker 2>aren't that many, or at least that many good ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what are the good ones?

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<v Speaker 2>I love the others. That's a good, so good. What

0:23:43.200 --> 0:23:45.080
<v Speaker 2>other haunted house movies are there? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Even the conjuring, the original one with like Lily Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's a great one's pretty good. Yes, yeah, I

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 2>don't like them. I mean I like them as scary

0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:57.040
<v Speaker 2>movies enough to like found footage. Ones that are in

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<v Speaker 2>a haunted house. What are those? They're new or or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Paranormal activity, paranormal activity, but those of it to me

0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:06.520
<v Speaker 2>don't seem haunted house. I need a haunted house to

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:08.040
<v Speaker 2>be kind of victorian. I don't need it to be

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<v Speaker 2>a new build. I can't deal with a new build haunted.

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.240
<v Speaker 2>This looks too much like a condo or a model home.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not scary, Tom. I need old house. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>need creaking. I need door, brass door essentially.

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:26.680
<v Speaker 3>So, did you mess with skin a rink?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? Just that that's a scary word. Okay, what's so?

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<v Speaker 3>This is a haunted house, one that I think is

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<v Speaker 3>all vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is what I need.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like maybe from a year and a half ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, pretty new.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it was super polarizing, but people either loved

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<v Speaker 3>it or thought it was too slow. But there's something

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<v Speaker 3>about the clips I've seen of it that I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>even been able to watch it. Yeah, I think skin

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<v Speaker 3>a marinksim and it's the the premise is so creepy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just very like day in the life, if you

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<v Speaker 3>can call them. But it's two little kids, okay, at

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<v Speaker 3>home alone. Like one of them I think is even

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 3>like not even old enough to be verbal. Okay, one's

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 3>like a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an eerie type of Yeah.

0:25:17.840 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 3>And even just the trailer with the way it's lit

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:24.320
<v Speaker 3>and the sounds, I'm like, I don't know, I don't

0:25:24.320 --> 0:25:25.280
<v Speaker 3>know if I can take this.

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.840
<v Speaker 2>When evil spirits get involved with you know, children not

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:35.480
<v Speaker 2>pre toddler talking about leave them them alone. So scary

0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:37.920
<v Speaker 2>that kind of thing when a child can see something

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:43.480
<v Speaker 2>that the adult is so scary, no, thank you. The

0:25:43.560 --> 0:25:46.400
<v Speaker 2>other thing, and I say this on the podcast probably

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 2>too often that really scares me is the strangers. Oh yeah,

0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:53.720
<v Speaker 2>which is that's a real life situation, so.

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Like a home invasion Bible. Yeah, you know what was

0:25:56.840 --> 0:26:01.920
<v Speaker 3>such a cool, cool version of that was just pulling

0:26:02.000 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 3>up my socks was the original They redid it? The

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:13.160
<v Speaker 3>original one is I think German. Oh, but it's those

0:26:13.359 --> 0:26:14.880
<v Speaker 3>guys who go in that house.

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:18.959
<v Speaker 2>Ah, funny, funny game game. Oh that's a tough Did

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:21.040
<v Speaker 2>you see that first one? I didn't see the original.

0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I saw the English remake, so maybe I saw one

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:24.520
<v Speaker 2>or the other.

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:26.120
<v Speaker 3>That original one is.

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Just people showing up to terrorize you. Yeah, I can't imagine.

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:34.280
<v Speaker 3>There's this chunk of it that I think about sometimes

0:26:34.280 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 3>where they've got, you know, somebody horribly hog tied to

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:43.240
<v Speaker 3>a chair or something and maybe tape on the mouth,

0:26:43.480 --> 0:26:46.800
<v Speaker 3>just awful, probably being beat, and they've got this loud

0:26:47.840 --> 0:26:50.720
<v Speaker 3>like Grand Prix or F one racing on on the

0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 3>TV and it's just so long it's just that playing

0:26:55.640 --> 0:26:59.439
<v Speaker 3>for So that's that's cruciating because that's.

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:03.040
<v Speaker 2>What would really happen. Yes, Like they're focused on torturing you.

0:27:03.200 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's awful that. Another one that was so exciting

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:11.399
<v Speaker 3>when I saw it because it's what would happen in

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:18.920
<v Speaker 3>certain instances, is it's a French one. The girl trying

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:22.360
<v Speaker 3>to get away from this guy who comes into the

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:27.200
<v Speaker 3>country home of her friend. Oh oh, high tension.

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 2>High tension, I've heard of this.

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But she, the girl who is being pursued, actually

0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:37.720
<v Speaker 3>does some things to try and it makes it so

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 3>much scarier, Like when you know everyone downstairs is murdered, right,

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 3>she's hiding under a bed, and you're like, oh god,

0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:49.480
<v Speaker 3>And she remembers that she's trying to make it seem

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:51.679
<v Speaker 3>like there's no one else in the house, like just

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 3>go ahead and leave no one else here to kill,

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:58.879
<v Speaker 3>and she remembers that there is. She's been staying in

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 3>this guest room, and she remembers there's water in the

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 3>sink from like when she brushed her teeth that morning

0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:07.400
<v Speaker 3>or whatever. So she sneaks out from under the bed

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:09.800
<v Speaker 3>and like wipes that dry and then gets back under

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:12.960
<v Speaker 3>the bed, and you're like, oh god, oh god, that's

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 3>what you would have to do. Too much.

0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:18.119
<v Speaker 2>No, this is like a morality play about cleaning up

0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:21.159
<v Speaker 2>after yourself and using the bathroom. Yes, exactly. This is

0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 2>what you get when you don't wipe up after yourself.

0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:27.120
<v Speaker 2>You put yourself in danger. Yeah, exactly that sort of thing.

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 2>The other thing that scares me is I don't want

0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:31.560
<v Speaker 2>to know what I would say in these situations. I

0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 2>feel like I would humiliate myself in the biggest possible way.

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, by what you would say.

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like in these extreme scenarios, I'm sure

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I would say something so stupid, like what I don't

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>want to know. I don't know what me trying to

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 2>convince a killer not to kill me. I'm sure it

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 2>would be so stupid.

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 3>You know, I think, I think maybe I'm with you

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:57.160
<v Speaker 3>on that because I have in so right after college,

0:28:57.160 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 3>for just a beat, I lived in Austin with two

0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 3>friends of mine, and the place was haunted, without a doubt,

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 3>a haunted condo. I've never since lived anywhere like this.

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Huh.

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 3>But the things I used to say out loud to

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 3>whatever was happening there are so lame, remember any of

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 3>the Yes, That's why I'm like, Oh, I'm exactly with you.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 3>It would be so embarrassing. There was one day mid day,

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 3>no one was home except me and I listened to

0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 3>footsteps come up the stairs, and so I just started

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:39.479
<v Speaker 3>out loud, going, hey, look, just be cool. We're going

0:29:39.560 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 3>to be cool, but you have you have to be cool.

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 3>Don't make this weird. So I think I would try

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 3>to get to like down if someone was trying to

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 3>kill me, I would try to talk, talk reason and

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 3>be like, man, let's chill. And I don't think it.

0:29:56.280 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Would worry, like sincere bargaining, sincere bargaining not good for me. Yeah,

0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 2>just to please, no one take me hostage in my

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 2>own home. That's all I ask. I don't feel like

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 2>it's too much to ask.

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 3>It's not it's not too much.

0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like there's something i've you know, I've asked,

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:21.280
<v Speaker 2>and I feel like I haven't been heard, and I

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 2>feel like we should just get into it. Okay, let's

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 2>get into an Idio. I was looking forward to having

0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 2>you on the podcast, obviously, thought Idio, come by, we'll

0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:30.960
<v Speaker 2>have a nice time chatting and then move on with

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 2>our lives. Sure, nobody having hurt anyone's feelings, and the

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 2>podcast is called. I said no gifts, and I know

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>emails are sent, or at least I assume they are.

0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 2>I would hope that one of them crossed your desk

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 2>at some point.

0:30:46.200 --> 0:30:47.120
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I don't know.

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean I I don't know either, because here you

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>come trotting into the studio today holding what I will

0:30:55.440 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 2>describe as the most beautifully wrapped gift I've ever seen. Good. Yeah,

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 2>it's in this gorgeous bag.

0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Is this a gift for me?

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a gift for you. And I've out and

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 3>out disobeyed, to use your word, well.

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 2>The defiance here, I don't even know how to push

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:16.960
<v Speaker 2>back on this.

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 3>Well, try come at me.

0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm spineless. You know that I'm crumpling here. You knew

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 2>that I wouldn't be able to stand up for myself.

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:29.920
<v Speaker 2>You know this is something I'm working on in therapy,

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 2>and so you're just steamrolling me.

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:32.240
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Well should I open it here on the podcast?

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 3>You should open it here on the podcast.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 2>All right? And it's kind of this beautiful, kind.

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 3>Of putty gray bag, which you know as I as

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 3>I bought this gift, they said, would you like an

0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:52.640
<v Speaker 3>opaque bag that you can't see through? And I said, yes,

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:56.200
<v Speaker 3>please that one, and uh, they lie.

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit. See there's a little bit. It's

0:31:58.520 --> 0:31:59.240
<v Speaker 2>more of a tease.

0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's what. Now we should start calling balls a

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:08.120
<v Speaker 3>tease bag.

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's in making woopy territory. It is.

0:32:17.040 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Bag.

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm going to bed, forget it. I want to divorce. Okay, Well,

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:31.440
<v Speaker 2>let's open this up here. That's kind of beautiful bow

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 2>up here. That's right, double tiede, double tie. I'm just

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:40.160
<v Speaker 2>gonna take all my strength sweating. Okay, this is a

0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 2>different significant Should I take it the mountain specific order? Okay?

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:47.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm currently holding a can okay, and I'm going to

0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:51.200
<v Speaker 2>try to guess to me based on what I know

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 2>about the bag and they can, I would say, and

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:58.720
<v Speaker 2>my time in uh, you know, gas stations across America,

0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 2>I would say, this is a ca of refried beans.

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:03.240
<v Speaker 2>But close? Does that feel close?

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 3>Close?

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's see what's Yeah, this is exactly what I

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:10.000
<v Speaker 2>just called it refried beans. It's Brito's bean dip.

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 3>That's right, it's bean dip. And that is because of

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 3>a character I created the growlings a long time ago,

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 3>bean dip, and I just thought that she should give

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 3>you something with her name on it.

0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 2>What's bean DIP's origin story?

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, she's she's very aggressive and very wild and really

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 3>rich and uh.

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Really sweet, but really aggressive. Have you had this bean

0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:40.480
<v Speaker 2>dip before?

0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 2>I actually loved that beings. I haven't had it in years,

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 2>but either is delicious. I've never actually like looked into

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 2>what this is. Actually. Yeah, it's just I mean it's

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 2>kind of like refried beans essentially, except for they blasted

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 2>into Uh, it's just true. They like obliterate it. You don't.

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like you can say a bean in it, right,

0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 2>It's like more of a pete.

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, you're not seeing a bean chunk

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 3>in that. That is a full pete.

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:11.880
<v Speaker 2>This is cat level pay fancy feast of refried beans.

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Fully, it might be the same ingredients.

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Is this something that you would eat like growing up

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:18.320
<v Speaker 2>in Texas?

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:18.960
<v Speaker 3>For sure?

0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a very Utah I would see this frequently totally,

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 2>but we would. Uh, this is a special one because

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:26.760
<v Speaker 2>it feels like you don't buy this really at grocery stores.

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:32.719
<v Speaker 3>They do have it at grocery stores, but but yeah,

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:34.799
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I have it at seven eleven because I.

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Feel like when I'm at a grocery store or like

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:38.360
<v Speaker 2>when my mom would be there, she would buy like

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 2>the can of refried beans which was in Utah was rosarita.

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:46.960
<v Speaker 2>But then like my dad would probably be in convenience

0:34:47.000 --> 0:34:48.880
<v Speaker 2>stores more often and get this.

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:51.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my mom would buy like a cannon refried beans

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:55.320
<v Speaker 3>if we were gonna have like refried beans and rice

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:55.919
<v Speaker 3>or like.

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Right, you know, put it in some tacos. But you

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 2>were never dip. Oh that this would we would literally

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:05.799
<v Speaker 2>buy that to dip and the refried beans were a

0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 2>separate then yeah, interesting.

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:11.279
<v Speaker 3>Nobody was trying to dip into a can of refried beans. Wow,

0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna say no, class, it's not cool that

0:35:13.560 --> 0:35:14.080
<v Speaker 3>they did that.

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm having some dark feelings.

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Right, you need to call someone in your family up

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:28.880
<v Speaker 3>today and say the other one's literally called dip, you idiot.

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:32.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm finally going to confront my mom. Yeah, mom, you

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:33.719
<v Speaker 2>have no idea what you did to me.

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Mom, you have no idea what you did to me.

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:37.120
<v Speaker 3>And guess what.

0:35:37.640 --> 0:35:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting here with my full tease bag out ready

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:49.319
<v Speaker 2>to walk into seven to eleven. You get my own

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 2>can of bean dip? Should we open it here? It's

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:55.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna okay, that's yeah, and it has of course the

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:59.640
<v Speaker 2>satisfying yet dangerous poll top. That's right, the room is

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 2>about to smell great for the rest of the episode.

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 3>Feel free a part no one will know.

0:36:07.080 --> 0:36:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they have such a strong scent. Yeah, let's see.

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 2>That's like something you could open this, you know, if

0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:14.879
<v Speaker 2>you're having guests over, having a fancy party, just open

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:16.359
<v Speaker 2>this and leave this in a part of the home

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 2>and it'll uh, you know, fresh enough the air and an.

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 3>Interesting Honestly, if you do have a little party and

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:26.400
<v Speaker 3>you have that out and some free toes, you'll be

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:28.200
<v Speaker 3>shocked at how quickly it's gone.

0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, people love it. People love it. It's essentially salt. Yeah,

0:36:31.880 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 2>which who can resist salt? Okay, I pull out the

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:39.520
<v Speaker 2>next thing because it feels like they're combined. Oh but yeah,

0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 2>it's sort of what a trick. This is an undippable snack.

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 2>You think you think it's dippable? Well should we try?

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 3>I kind of thought, like, if we hold it hard enough,

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 3>But you know what, all if I'm going to try

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:53.799
<v Speaker 3>to have to see if those have gluten in them?

0:36:54.040 --> 0:36:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh see the act or just gluten free?

0:36:56.640 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 3>Well it makes me sick, probably, Yeah.

0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Pop, let's see here, my sister CELIAX, so I'm pretty

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 2>verse in looking for gluten. They don't have gluten ingredients,

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:12.919
<v Speaker 2>but they are manufactured on equipment, So okay, you're okay

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.760
<v Speaker 2>with cross contamination their potential.

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I'll show you what I meant of like

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 3>folding it.

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Follow your lead here?

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, whoops, funny in the coffee. So yeah, what if

0:37:25.960 --> 0:37:27.800
<v Speaker 3>we just like hold it pretty sturdily?

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, you really knew you had more faith in

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 2>the strength of a funion than Oh and look, fight,

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I have a hard time pushing. How is that, dude?

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:42.359
<v Speaker 3>Legitimately so good?

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:44.840
<v Speaker 2>That really works? I'm gonna do this again.

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 3>I got you these because these play heavily in uh

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:53.480
<v Speaker 3>the third season of The Righteous Gemstones. Oh of course,

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Aunt Tiffany always needs her Fundians. Shout out Valen Hall.

0:37:58.360 --> 0:37:59.000
<v Speaker 3>She's awesome.

0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 2>She really is wonderful. Bunyans are. I think there's not

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 2>a person on Earth who doesn't like a funion.

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Shame thing as with kat if you don't like bunions

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:12.400
<v Speaker 3>about you, Yeah.

0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:16.279
<v Speaker 2>It's just a lot of flavor, pure flavor, and then

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 2>you're dipping it in a bean dip. We may be

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.800
<v Speaker 2>the first two people on Earth who have made this combination.

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, let's let's trademark.

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 2>And then Sue Frido lay into oblivion. Would you have

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<v Speaker 2>a favorite type of dip? Is it bean dip?

0:38:32.760 --> 0:38:32.880
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:36.399
<v Speaker 3>My favorite type of dip is also this Texas thing

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 3>that well to Texas things.

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:39.560
<v Speaker 2>My love to hear about Texas dip.

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:43.239
<v Speaker 3>My mom would make this one called rotel dip.

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:51.360
<v Speaker 3>So it's salsa, okay, and like a block of velvet alvida. Yes,

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 3>but even on the velveta it says like cheese products.

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Of course, it's not.

0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Not even a cheese So yeah, it's like one of

0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:00.320
<v Speaker 3>those big square.

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Almost looks like a stick of butter or something.

0:39:03.760 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Yes, right, Yeah, it's like a giant stick of butter

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 3>plus salsa.

0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:10.879
<v Speaker 2>And then it is so.

0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Deliciously awesome. And then the other one she makes is

0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 3>just uh has people have started calling it pink to

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 3>but it's pink is sweet, right, and it's not?

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:30.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that one is like sour cream. And is that

0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:31.319
<v Speaker 3>one salsa too?

0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:32.799
<v Speaker 2>It might be.

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 3>I think it's like sour cream and salsa.

0:39:35.440 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 2>That makes sense, red and white that turns pink.

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:41.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll get the exact recipe and sent it to

0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 3>you that get ready to change the lives of anyone

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 3>who comes to your house. They'll be like, why do

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:48.680
<v Speaker 3>I like this?

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 2>I can tell you sour cream is wonderful, sauce is wonderful. Yeah,

0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 2>why wouldn't you put those two things together?

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 3>True?

0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 2>And like with Velvita, that's another thing where it's I

0:39:57.239 --> 0:40:01.160
<v Speaker 2>think processed cheese got a real bad for a long time,

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 2>American cheese, all these things, and I think we're slowly realizing, well,

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:08.520
<v Speaker 2>it's a blast of flavor. Who can resist it? Is

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:12.240
<v Speaker 2>just like science's idea of what cheese tastes like. Great,

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 2>it's great.

0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:15.120
<v Speaker 3>And nine times out of ten, if you get some

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 3>nacho's somewhere, oh.

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 2>My god, it's the face they're pouring that over it.

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 2>If you're dipping a chip into cheese, it's probably fake

0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:25.240
<v Speaker 2>cheese and better for it.

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 3>And you're better for it.

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I love any sort of caseo, any sort of melted cheese.

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Anything I can put a tortilla in, or a tortilla

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 2>chip in. San GUACAMOLEA do you like guacamole? Love? Okay?

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 2>When people I mean dip, people get very particular about dip,

0:40:40.160 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 2>and I feel like I'm very agnots agnostic about dip

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 2>where I'll I don't know that I've ever had a

0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:47.479
<v Speaker 2>bad dip.

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:52.439
<v Speaker 3>I don't know that I have either hamus ranch love.

0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:57.640
<v Speaker 2>And now I've run not a dip Baba ganoche love fantastic,

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 2>smoky love it. And I think that may be the

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:04.080
<v Speaker 2>end of dips. So maybe it's not that hard to

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 2>like dip because they're about nine of them.

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing I make into a dip that is

0:41:10.800 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 3>very polarizing. I love yellow mustard on almost anything.

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Anything almost like, what's an extreme idea for yellow mustard?

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, the thing that I've gotten the most, like sort

0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 3>of what are you doing? Is if I've got like

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:28.759
<v Speaker 3>cashews or almonds or something, oh and just a squeeze

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 3>thing of yellow mustard, I'll literally sit there and dollip

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:34.600
<v Speaker 3>on each one as I checked.

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Seriously.

0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's good on anything. I would happily put it

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 3>on these funions.

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yeah, I mean I love yellow mustard, don't get

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 2>me wrong, but I just I guess I don't think

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 2>creatively when I think about mustard. I just think of

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 2>the obvious things. Hot dogs brought worst sand some sandwiches.

0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 2>But now I'm thinking an almond that might work.

0:41:56.600 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Actually, yeah, branch out even if you uh like you

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:03.720
<v Speaker 3>saying you love anything on a tortilla. Get you a tortilla,

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:06.760
<v Speaker 3>Get it hot, right on the burner, on the stove,

0:42:07.239 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Flip it. Put some chunks of parmesan.

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, cut them off.

0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 3>The parmesan block. Put chunks. Slather it with mustard. It's

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:24.360
<v Speaker 3>the greatest jail food, the best snack you've ever had.

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.160
<v Speaker 2>That's very like snack you thought of when the parents

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:29.279
<v Speaker 2>were gone and you had the house and we were

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:32.479
<v Speaker 2>just like, well, these are ingredients. I know, this makes

0:42:32.560 --> 0:42:33.320
<v Speaker 2>basic sense.

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're gonna love it.

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I probably would love I love all those ingredients. Yep.

0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:41.279
<v Speaker 2>It's just you have to kind of get into the

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:44.839
<v Speaker 2>mindset of, well, this is a new recipe. Yes, and

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I have to you know, be bold, Yes, just be

0:42:48.560 --> 0:42:50.440
<v Speaker 2>bold Harba sean and mustard.

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 3>When you approach this. Don't approach it like you would

0:42:53.800 --> 0:42:56.640
<v Speaker 3>a killer who's trying to kill you and you're trying

0:42:56.680 --> 0:42:57.319
<v Speaker 3>to talk them out of it.

0:42:57.760 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Just go go with it, just let it take over,

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 2>leave me for dead. Then parmetan is not a very

0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 2>melty cheese either.

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 3>No, that's the point, just eat those chunks when you're

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:17.880
<v Speaker 3>crispy tortilla. Your tortilla is gonna be so crispy, is

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:20.399
<v Speaker 3>almost gonna like crack when you fold it, and you're

0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:23.160
<v Speaker 3>gonna have those hard chunks in there with that yellow mustard.

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Get ready. It's just like a post apocalyptic like did

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.279
<v Speaker 2>you ever see the Road? Or it's like that where

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:33.600
<v Speaker 2>we found these ingredients in the cellar and this is

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 2>a feast.

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:39.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. The road reading it was even more impactful.

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I loved the book a lot more.

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:43.680
<v Speaker 3>When you just said the cellar was.

0:43:44.040 --> 0:43:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh in the book, Oh, that's a tough.

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:50.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. And the thinking that he was doing

0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 3>of like do we just stay here forever? Or do

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.240
<v Speaker 3>I try to take us out of the cellar?

0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Oh it's so dark.

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:02.280
<v Speaker 3>It's so dark. It's so beautiful.

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:04.839
<v Speaker 2>That book, my god. Yeah. My problem with the movie

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:06.360
<v Speaker 2>was I just felt like the kid was a little

0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:07.879
<v Speaker 2>too old. Felt like.

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 3>That was a coffee funion.

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:17.480
<v Speaker 2>He has just swallowed a funion, like a piece of

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:20.920
<v Speaker 2>spaghetti that came out of her coffee, and she had

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:24.440
<v Speaker 2>the time of her life doing it. It's crazy. This

0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:28.040
<v Speaker 2>was someone that no one should trust with a restaurant recommendations. Right.

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:32.320
<v Speaker 3>Actually, I'm such a foodie. I know, really stuff.

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:39.320
<v Speaker 2>She's like, we're in a flying jay or something truck

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:48.120
<v Speaker 2>stop somewhere. But yeah, very very roade equivalent. I should say,

0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe those Cormack McCarthy books. I don't know if you've

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:52.400
<v Speaker 2>read any of the others, but I always get hungry

0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 2>reading them because there'll be like a cowboy eating literally

0:44:54.560 --> 0:44:56.640
<v Speaker 2>like tortillas and beans and coffee, and I'm like, that's

0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 2>a dream meal for me.

0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I am so with you on this, I have

0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:09.400
<v Speaker 3>I can't agree more. There is a an episode of

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 3>The Brady Bunch that plays in my mind sometimes where

0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 3>they're like lost in the Grand Canyon and they're like separated,

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:21.160
<v Speaker 3>but Bobby, I think, has sort of thought ahead and

0:45:21.200 --> 0:45:25.880
<v Speaker 3>he has a flashlight full of baked beans in case

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:26.799
<v Speaker 3>he's lost.

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:29.880
<v Speaker 2>That little sicko, that little sicko, and he.

0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:32.920
<v Speaker 3>Sits at one point and screws off the top of

0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:36.440
<v Speaker 3>that flashlight and eats those baked beans.

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.440
<v Speaker 2>As his family starves, and it.

0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Just seems like the most amazing, delicious thing. So I

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:46.799
<v Speaker 3>am so with you on these Cormick Bookcarthy, like.

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like the most basic foods possible. I love it.

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Did Alice was Alice with the family died. She was

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 2>just dead. She was dead long ago. She fell off

0:46:00.000 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 2>a mountain lion. Someone should do a study on the

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:09.640
<v Speaker 2>mind of people who grew up with and without cable,

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:11.719
<v Speaker 2>because we didn't have cable either. I would love to know,

0:46:11.760 --> 0:46:15.640
<v Speaker 2>like the cultural differences between people who obviously I guess

0:46:15.680 --> 0:46:17.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't have cable now either, just stud to where

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:20.759
<v Speaker 2>the world is. But like kids who had cable and

0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 2>who didn't, I agree, there's a very you've learned. I

0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:26.400
<v Speaker 2>think you've learned a lot of things while watching cable,

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:28.800
<v Speaker 2>and you were forced to become a different sort of

0:46:28.840 --> 0:46:29.840
<v Speaker 2>person if you didn't have it.

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Agreed, it's I agreed. I think it probably. Yeah, it

0:46:35.600 --> 0:46:40.799
<v Speaker 3>probably pushes people who are inclined toward the arts more

0:46:40.880 --> 0:46:43.359
<v Speaker 3>towards the arts if you don't have cable, weirdly.

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Like hungry for it or something and maybe having to

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 2>like create create more. Right.

0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:49.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:46:49.920 --> 0:46:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:53.600
<v Speaker 3>My dad's mother, who lived in the same city as us,

0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:58.680
<v Speaker 3>had cable, okay, and are family friends growing up.

0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:00.719
<v Speaker 2>There.

0:47:01.600 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 3>They live next door to the dad's mom, their mamma,

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:12.040
<v Speaker 3>and the Crittles mamma had cable, right, and so we'd

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:15.440
<v Speaker 3>go over to their mamma's house sometimes to swim, and

0:47:15.520 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 3>I would just she had a TV just right past

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.280
<v Speaker 3>the sort of backscreen door that was at the pool,

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:25.360
<v Speaker 3>and the TV was right there near the door, and

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:27.480
<v Speaker 3>I would just sneak out of the pool and just

0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:33.560
<v Speaker 3>like turn it to MTV and stare I mean transfixed.

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a complete universe that you're not allowed

0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:38.439
<v Speaker 2>to access at home.

0:47:38.560 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 3>It was delishous.

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, anytime I went to a friend's house with

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:47.439
<v Speaker 2>cable ooh, completely different experience. Fully loved, loved, loved. Yeah.

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:50.640
<v Speaker 2>I just recently, weirdly, I've been on YouTube watching the

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:54.560
<v Speaker 2>people are uploading like old MTV Music Video Awards, like

0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:57.680
<v Speaker 2>the entire show. Oh, that's awesome watching I think the

0:47:57.760 --> 0:48:02.600
<v Speaker 2>ninety five A worn how great, Brittany. No, this was

0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:07.840
<v Speaker 2>like full Michael Jackson. Oh, which is a complicated situation.

0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:10.799
<v Speaker 2>But he does like a fifteen minute thing which I

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:12.920
<v Speaker 2>found very unsatisfying, to be honest.

0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:14.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh really no moonwalk.

0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:16.920
<v Speaker 2>A lot of it, but that he was doing essentially

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 2>like twenty seconds of each song, and it felt oh scattered,

0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:23.640
<v Speaker 2>MJ was scattered. Yeah, come on, just do all of

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Billy Jean. Yes, that's the only one who want to

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:29.800
<v Speaker 2>hear give me a break? Anything passed off the wall

0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:33.840
<v Speaker 2>or no, let's see thriller, thriller. Yeah, after that, I

0:48:33.840 --> 0:48:36.960
<v Speaker 2>don't need I don't need to hear bad. I don't

0:48:37.000 --> 0:48:38.799
<v Speaker 2>need to hear bad give me a break, and any

0:48:38.800 --> 0:48:41.200
<v Speaker 2>of those ballads from the mid nineties.

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:42.759
<v Speaker 3>Man in the Mirror, Oh no, thank you.

0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:45.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't need you preaching to me. You've got your

0:48:45.239 --> 0:48:47.280
<v Speaker 2>own problems, deal with that before you start.

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:50.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, seriously, stop preaching to us.

0:48:50.520 --> 0:48:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on, how dare how dare you?

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 3>God? Seriously, how dare he hit us with Man in

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 3>the Mirror? Come on, Michael, please.

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:05.759
<v Speaker 2>He knew what he was doing, he knew what he

0:49:05.880 --> 0:49:09.480
<v Speaker 2>was doing. But then there was the scream video with Janet,

0:49:09.480 --> 0:49:12.160
<v Speaker 2>and I'm I'm full on board with Janet. Of course

0:49:12.440 --> 0:49:13.480
<v Speaker 2>we love Janet.

0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:17.320
<v Speaker 3>Me too, And I did enjoy the like awesome cringe

0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:21.200
<v Speaker 3>of like those weird moments in the silence of like

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:26.319
<v Speaker 3>oh oh yeah, I remember you seeing me so uncomfortable,

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:27.400
<v Speaker 3>and I really liked.

0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:34.840
<v Speaker 2>It for this person. Yeah, yeah, there was MJ. There

0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:38.400
<v Speaker 2>was Live. Do you remember the band Live? Oh God?

0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you knows the song.

0:49:42.560 --> 0:49:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Of course shirtless singing. Yeah, there was a big period

0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:47.719
<v Speaker 2>where it was kind of a hole, which was great

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:52.359
<v Speaker 2>to see court. So it's very fun, very fun to watch. Okay,

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna watch and they have the commercials and everything.

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:57.280
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I hope I'm not exposing these YouTube channels

0:49:57.280 --> 0:49:59.959
<v Speaker 2>and then MTV comes after them. These things should be preserve.

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:04.880
<v Speaker 2>I agree. I'd love to watch a old VHS recording

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:07.600
<v Speaker 2>of a Oh my God, an Awards show. It's fantastic.

0:50:07.719 --> 0:50:10.520
<v Speaker 3>There's a song on Serious I mean, I'm not a

0:50:10.520 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 3>song a radio a station on Serious Radio, Lithium, that's

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:17.200
<v Speaker 3>all like nineties grunge type style.

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 3>I've just recently realized, like through hearing live on there,

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:27.120
<v Speaker 3>that like they were sort of this early version of

0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:34.360
<v Speaker 3>like almost like a beat dropping in EDM. Interesting, you

0:50:34.400 --> 0:50:36.480
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean, Because they would do these and

0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:41.360
<v Speaker 3>it would go like that forever, and then out of

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:42.000
<v Speaker 3>nowhere they.

0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Would go like.

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Are and You're like, WHOA. Every song of theirs is like, has.

0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 2>This crazy where everybody is gonna.

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:53.160
<v Speaker 3>Write it up?

0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lollapalooza, yeah ninety seven. Yes, I'm trying to think

0:50:58.840 --> 0:51:01.120
<v Speaker 2>if I have a favorite music do you does anything

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 2>spring to mind for you? Oh? I love music videos

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:07.000
<v Speaker 2>and me too. Whenever I anytime I bring up the

0:51:07.000 --> 0:51:10.120
<v Speaker 2>word favorite, my mind goes blank. Mind too, despite like,

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:14.200
<v Speaker 2>what's the one you like? What's something I really really love? Okay,

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:20.719
<v Speaker 2>let's focus. Let's see. It would probably be from the nineties.

0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 2>It would probably be you know, I like some Oh,

0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:30.840
<v Speaker 2>I like some b York videos too, like that. Oh,

0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:35.520
<v Speaker 2>it's a so quiet video that Spike Joe. It's amazing, amazing.

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:37.760
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say that's a favorite, but that comes to mind.

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:43.120
<v Speaker 2>That's an easy Paul for me. Oh, I you know,

0:51:43.200 --> 0:51:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I love the uh the Weezer video for the Sweater

0:51:46.480 --> 0:51:49.719
<v Speaker 2>song and me too. It's kind of dreamy and they

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 2>have all these dogs run into the studio. That's a

0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 2>great one. Yeah, I don't know, sir.

0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I love the I feel like it's so classic. I

0:51:58.440 --> 0:52:00.000
<v Speaker 3>love the Sabotage Beastie.

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's an all time That song is incredible.

0:52:02.719 --> 0:52:02.839
<v Speaker 3>Yea.

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:05.680
<v Speaker 2>The video is amazing. Ye Oh, it's so good.

0:52:06.880 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 3>And I actually love that Food Fighters video. We're on

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:10.520
<v Speaker 3>the airplane.

0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, to fly, Yes, yes, Dave. Girls like a

0:52:14.640 --> 0:52:19.440
<v Speaker 2>naturally very funny person. I love. There's this one for

0:52:19.560 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>a Blur song called Coffee and TV and it's a

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:23.479
<v Speaker 2>little milk carton that walks around town.

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, Yeah, fantastic, awesome.

0:52:26.320 --> 0:52:28.359
<v Speaker 2>And now but they don't you don't really see music

0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:30.960
<v Speaker 2>videos anymore. They each have a budget about one hundred dollars.

0:52:31.239 --> 0:52:34.759
<v Speaker 3>I know. I got to direct one what, like I

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:36.359
<v Speaker 3>guess now it's like a year and a half ago

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 3>for l King. Oh wow, and I love how it

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 3>turned out and we actually got to like really do something.

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:47.000
<v Speaker 2>What is the video concept?

0:52:47.239 --> 0:52:50.840
<v Speaker 3>The song is called Try Jesus, and it's like awesome

0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 3>mix of country and like gospel almost the vibe of it.

0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 3>But it's basically this woman who's like hooked up with

0:52:59.320 --> 0:53:02.480
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of losers and she's like, I don't know,

0:53:02.520 --> 0:53:06.080
<v Speaker 3>maybe I need to try Jesus. Yeah. She and her

0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:09.279
<v Speaker 3>manager had gone to record it and one of them,

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:12.279
<v Speaker 3>either l or Chip. Her manager was like, oh, this

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:14.960
<v Speaker 3>seems like something Judy Jemstone would sing, and so they

0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:17.680
<v Speaker 3>just reached out on it and said would you ever

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:20.040
<v Speaker 3>want to direct it? I was like, Yes, I would,

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:24.440
<v Speaker 3>that's incredible. So yeah, I wrote the video and talked

0:53:24.440 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 3>with the l of all about it. And then yeah,

0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:30.040
<v Speaker 3>then we set out renting a dollar store outside of

0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:31.800
<v Speaker 3>Nashville and tree.

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was awesome. Had you directed before?

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:35.640
<v Speaker 3>No, that was my first that's amazing.

0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't wait to see this.

0:53:37.080 --> 0:53:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I want to do more.

0:53:38.960 --> 0:53:39.520
<v Speaker 2>You should.

0:53:40.040 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 3>That was my first though.

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Wow, And now I'm realizing one other. This is

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:47.560
<v Speaker 2>a very deep poll, but I can't imagine. It's by

0:53:47.520 --> 0:53:49.520
<v Speaker 2>a ben called The Intelligence. I just love this video

0:53:49.600 --> 0:53:52.760
<v Speaker 2>and it's the most simple thing, but it's two actual

0:53:52.840 --> 0:53:56.160
<v Speaker 2>crabs and one's playing the guitar and it's one of

0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:58.439
<v Speaker 2>the It's just so very delightful. It's for a song

0:53:58.480 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 2>called dating Cops. So that's a very fall I love

0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:02.440
<v Speaker 2>music video.

0:54:02.680 --> 0:54:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I do too, And now that's got me thinking, Oh,

0:54:05.200 --> 0:54:09.359
<v Speaker 3>there was this really wild one. I guess it's like

0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:12.160
<v Speaker 3>ten years ago. At this point. The video is this

0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:14.920
<v Speaker 3>guy running. The whole video is him running through a

0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:20.520
<v Speaker 3>field and just getting shot over and over with arrows. Oh.

0:54:20.560 --> 0:54:24.080
<v Speaker 2>That sounds incredible. It's so good. What is that?

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:25.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll have to look it up and.

0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:27.560
<v Speaker 2>At least put some keywords in and see if that's

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:31.640
<v Speaker 2>a music video. Guy in field being murdered.

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're gonna know the band immediately, Jay Jay.

0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I haven't seen that.

0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 3>I think you'll like it.

0:54:38.239 --> 0:54:38.479
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:54:38.760 --> 0:54:41.680
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to do something old school, like from when

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:44.120
<v Speaker 3>I was growing up, of like a little bit of

0:54:44.120 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 3>a preamble and a story. I would have done way more.

0:54:48.120 --> 0:54:49.960
<v Speaker 3>I would have done like a whole like of course

0:54:50.040 --> 0:54:55.720
<v Speaker 3>fifteen minute video, but that was sort of sort of quick.

0:54:55.840 --> 0:54:58.480
<v Speaker 3>But still I got to have it. I got to

0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:00.120
<v Speaker 3>have her say a little something before.

0:54:59.840 --> 0:55:02.839
<v Speaker 2>It, so it's like as close to like when they

0:55:02.840 --> 0:55:06.600
<v Speaker 2>were making music videos and totally totally Oh, I'm so jealous.

0:55:06.880 --> 0:55:09.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see this. Yeah, okay, I'm going

0:55:09.480 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 2>to reach. I think there's at least one more thing

0:55:10.960 --> 0:55:11.239
<v Speaker 2>in here.

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:12.680
<v Speaker 3>There are two more things in there, and I'm so

0:55:12.760 --> 0:55:15.880
<v Speaker 3>glad these were open first. The next two are their

0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 3>own cattory.

0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:19.160
<v Speaker 2>And this is something I've never seen before. I mean

0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:20.200
<v Speaker 2>I hadn't seen it either.

0:55:20.440 --> 0:55:23.279
<v Speaker 3>These next two are things that I got for you

0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:35.080
<v Speaker 3>because the title of them was disgusting God gushers.

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm familiar with gushers, the candy from They would put

0:55:40.960 --> 0:55:43.600
<v Speaker 2>them in like at least other kids in school would

0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:47.120
<v Speaker 2>have them in their sack. Lunches yep, and I think

0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:50.840
<v Speaker 2>they're disgusting. Have you had one before? I'm excited to try.

0:55:50.840 --> 0:55:54.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's an absolute texture nightmare for me. And

0:55:54.920 --> 0:55:58.719
<v Speaker 2>now money bites, money byes, what's the there's like a

0:55:58.880 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 2>mix that people make with the checks mix muddy.

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:05.320
<v Speaker 3>Buddies, oh, or like puppy Chow.

0:56:05.239 --> 0:56:07.040
<v Speaker 2>Puppy Chow. I think those are kind of that's the

0:56:07.040 --> 0:56:10.439
<v Speaker 2>same thing that like peanut butter checks and chocolate powdered chugar.

0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I wonder if that's but this has waffle cone,

0:56:14.120 --> 0:56:16.400
<v Speaker 2>so this is a whole new thing, that thing.

0:56:16.560 --> 0:56:19.440
<v Speaker 3>But I was like muddy bites. There was something so like,

0:56:19.840 --> 0:56:22.320
<v Speaker 3>it's so scatological about that.

0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Gushers. That's a tough combination of snacks.

0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Come on, get loose, get your tea's bag out, get

0:56:37.680 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 3>you some gushers, slurp some muddy bites.

0:56:44.920 --> 0:56:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:56:45.480 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try a gusher first or a

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:47.839
<v Speaker 2>muddy bite first?

0:56:48.160 --> 0:56:50.080
<v Speaker 3>I think a gusher first, and then I don't even

0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:51.839
<v Speaker 3>know if I can have the muddy bites because they've

0:56:51.840 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 3>got cones.

0:56:53.200 --> 0:56:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, you can't have that's certainly a gluten and

0:56:56.840 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 2>let's these might even be let's see let's just make

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.640
<v Speaker 2>sure I know there's a gluten. Yeah. These seem okay,

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:07.040
<v Speaker 2>and yet they're impossible to open. Maybe if I pull

0:57:07.080 --> 0:57:10.040
<v Speaker 2>it like this, Oh the mean that's almost too easy.

0:57:10.360 --> 0:57:13.320
<v Speaker 2>These were opened in storm. We're gonna both be poisoned.

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:14.800
<v Speaker 2>This is like that advil murderer.

0:57:15.239 --> 0:57:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like old Halloween warnings.

0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, Okay, I know, m I'm not okay. I

0:57:27.760 --> 0:57:30.520
<v Speaker 2>have to get a different flavor. This flavor is abhorrent.

0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:34.720
<v Speaker 2>It's lime. Oh, artificial lime for me? Is whoa?

0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:38.000
<v Speaker 3>That orange one had no flavor and I'm like, did

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:39.000
<v Speaker 3>I get covid in here?

0:57:41.120 --> 0:57:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Rapid covid? Okay, I have to give it another shot

0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:47.640
<v Speaker 2>with the blue. I think that's a safer hmm. Oh

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:52.960
<v Speaker 2>my god, that green is for me. That is truly

0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:57.840
<v Speaker 2>poisonous flavoring. Oh okay, blue, They're.

0:57:57.720 --> 0:58:02.800
<v Speaker 3>So like fake it's Oh, the gush is wilder.

0:58:06.160 --> 0:58:09.440
<v Speaker 2>This is a bad This is a bad candy. They

0:58:09.440 --> 0:58:10.800
<v Speaker 2>should no longer be on the market.

0:58:10.840 --> 0:58:13.400
<v Speaker 3>That is fully of poisoned candy.

0:58:13.440 --> 0:58:15.640
<v Speaker 2>We've come so far with artificial flavoring and they have

0:58:15.680 --> 0:58:19.240
<v Speaker 2>fucked it up in a huge way. Tropical. Oh, they

0:58:19.240 --> 0:58:20.040
<v Speaker 2>taste horrible.

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:23.880
<v Speaker 3>I know, they should at least taste as good as

0:58:23.920 --> 0:58:25.720
<v Speaker 3>like Star Wars.

0:58:25.880 --> 0:58:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, bare minimum. Come on, they don't. This is

0:58:30.120 --> 0:58:33.160
<v Speaker 2>a national brand. They have the science, the food scientists

0:58:33.160 --> 0:58:36.280
<v Speaker 2>that could be evolving the flavor. They don't care about us.

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a terrible these I think, like initially we're

0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:45.320
<v Speaker 2>kind of almost like the fruit snack category, where people

0:58:45.320 --> 0:58:47.240
<v Speaker 2>think parents would be tricking to thinking oh it's a fruit.

0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:51.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, because they'd be in lunches and.

0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Now oh okay, now I guess I'll be trying my

0:58:56.280 --> 0:58:59.520
<v Speaker 2>muddy bite private like, okay, let me know. If you

0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:03.520
<v Speaker 2>want me to over my eyes, I'm gonna have to

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:06.400
<v Speaker 2>blur out all of the footage. Chair that's what it

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:09.360
<v Speaker 2>looks like. It is very uh the cone is very

0:59:09.360 --> 0:59:12.000
<v Speaker 2>accurate to a real cone. Maybe that might actually be

0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:14.760
<v Speaker 2>a waffle cone. And then the inside is some dusty chocolate.

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Ha ha ha oh, because I forgot to tell you this,

0:59:20.120 --> 0:59:22.640
<v Speaker 3>there is a sign by these in the store that

0:59:22.680 --> 0:59:25.680
<v Speaker 3>says do not eat well. It says all these muddy

0:59:25.680 --> 0:59:31.640
<v Speaker 3>bites were left on a shelf for six months, hence

0:59:31.680 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 3>the dusty chocolate. Enjoy before before bagging.

0:59:37.600 --> 0:59:43.640
<v Speaker 2>You think six months, yeah, just to collect the right amount.

0:59:44.040 --> 0:59:45.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna stop me.

0:59:45.320 --> 0:59:51.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, Oh I don't oh.

0:59:51.480 --> 0:59:55.240
<v Speaker 2>This almost says more like an onion than a oh no,

0:59:56.480 --> 1:00:03.600
<v Speaker 2>something wrong is happening in my mouth right. I don't

1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:07.080
<v Speaker 2>know if it's because the funion altered what's happening in

1:00:07.080 --> 1:00:12.320
<v Speaker 2>my mouth, but there's like a a savoriness to this

1:00:12.480 --> 1:00:17.640
<v Speaker 2>that should not be happening. What is happening?

1:00:17.640 --> 1:00:22.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, they're just like both of them are such

1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, they're such synonyms for you know, very like

1:00:31.280 --> 1:00:32.080
<v Speaker 3>very explicit.

1:00:33.000 --> 1:00:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Well and listen, it sounds like there's a letter on

1:00:36.160 --> 1:00:38.959
<v Speaker 2>the back from the creators. Oh hi, and it says

1:00:38.960 --> 1:00:41.640
<v Speaker 2>we started Muddy Bites because we thought to ourselves, what's

1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:46.360
<v Speaker 2>better than eating a Sunday cone? Well, well, yeah, enjoying

1:00:46.360 --> 1:00:49.240
<v Speaker 2>the last bite over and over again, of course. Okay,

1:00:49.560 --> 1:00:52.560
<v Speaker 2>where delicious milk chocolate made from only the best ingredients.

1:00:52.840 --> 1:00:55.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna stop you right there. Yeah, come on, fills

1:00:55.320 --> 1:00:57.520
<v Speaker 2>the waffle cone tip for the perfect bite. It's like

1:00:57.560 --> 1:00:59.840
<v Speaker 2>every day is summer vacation or hitting a home run.

1:00:59.880 --> 1:01:05.800
<v Speaker 2>With every swing, it's happiness multiplied. Jared and Tyler. Jared Tyler,

1:01:06.600 --> 1:01:07.440
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing?

1:01:07.960 --> 1:01:11.760
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing? I see the deal. Now I didn't.

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:14.200
<v Speaker 3>I didn't put it together like, oh, if someone does

1:01:14.240 --> 1:01:15.880
<v Speaker 3>eat a drumstick.

1:01:15.560 --> 1:01:16.360
<v Speaker 2>That part is good.

1:01:16.440 --> 1:01:19.200
<v Speaker 3>That part is the best I can remember that course.

1:01:19.680 --> 1:01:21.200
<v Speaker 3>So that's what they're trying to do here.

1:01:21.600 --> 1:01:24.920
<v Speaker 2>But that's not an artificial This is a copy of that.

1:01:25.400 --> 1:01:27.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and there was part of this that made me

1:01:27.280 --> 1:01:39.520
<v Speaker 3>gasp fee oh the waffle tip. God, just at least

1:01:39.560 --> 1:01:41.840
<v Speaker 3>add a few words about the end of the waffle cone,

1:01:42.160 --> 1:01:47.840
<v Speaker 3>the waffle tip of the muddy bite. Get out of here.

1:01:51.040 --> 1:01:52.480
<v Speaker 3>How dare you? Jared and Tyler?

1:01:52.560 --> 1:01:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, they're really getting away with something here. This snack

1:01:55.360 --> 1:01:59.280
<v Speaker 2>should have like a rating like movies. Yeah, these are X. Yeah,

1:01:59.280 --> 1:02:03.360
<v Speaker 2>this is an X, and so's the gusher. And I

1:02:03.360 --> 1:02:06.200
<v Speaker 2>will say that they have there are notes of meat

1:02:06.680 --> 1:02:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm tasting. I'm tasting notes of ground beef for site.

1:02:13.920 --> 1:02:16.919
<v Speaker 2>But maybe people are into that. Maybe people have all

1:02:16.960 --> 1:02:18.400
<v Speaker 2>sorts of tastes and cases.

1:02:19.400 --> 1:02:21.680
<v Speaker 3>You know what I didn't notice in the seven to

1:02:21.680 --> 1:02:24.640
<v Speaker 3>eleven was that the logo on that they have on

1:02:24.680 --> 1:02:28.120
<v Speaker 3>the front of the cone that's running this little guy.

1:02:30.080 --> 1:02:32.200
<v Speaker 3>He has a full erection.

1:02:35.680 --> 1:02:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Not really without a huge kind of glance. He also

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<v Speaker 2>kind of looks like a slice of pizza. Whoever was

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<v Speaker 2>they paid. They probably bought this on Fiver or something.

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<v Speaker 2>They got like some amateur to do their logo. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not ideal. The best bite over and over again. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>but I will not be having another muddy bite. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to stop anyone else from having a money

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<v Speaker 2>Please have a money bite. But for me, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if the meat the meat element, my mouth is so confused.

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<v Speaker 3>With hints of ground beef in the waffle tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think we should play a game. I do too. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. But

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<v Speaker 2>I need a number between one and ten from you. Okay, seven, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to do some light calculating. So right now

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<v Speaker 2>you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want. I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, I would say in this moment, I will

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<v Speaker 3>tell people to watch season four of The Righteous Gemstones.

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<v Speaker 3>It's currently airing on HBO also known as Max comes

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<v Speaker 3>on Sunday nights right after White Lotus. How about that

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<v Speaker 3>throat clear and yeah, episode three air word on this

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<v Speaker 3>past Sunday night, and uh yeah, catch that catch up

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<v Speaker 3>on all the other seasons if you want to you

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<v Speaker 3>before you watch it. And I'm doing a show on

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<v Speaker 3>May sixth at the Crownlings. That's a improvise one person show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's what I've got right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's beautiful. Yeah, Jemsuns is so good. And I

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<v Speaker 2>might be biased, but Edie is just outstanding. Hey, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody's gotta Yeah, everybody's gotta watch it and listener. What

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<v Speaker 2>am I? I'm reminding you that we have Patreon now

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<v Speaker 2>Patreon dot com slash I said, no gifts, bonus episodes. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever nonsense. I feel like posting. Sometimes it's late at

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<v Speaker 2>night and I'm desperate to do a post, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it just ends up being something I probably shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>posted in the first place. I don't know, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>an opportunity for you. Okay, this is how we play

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<v Speaker 2>Gift or a Curse. Great, I'm gonna name three things.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll tell me if there are a gift or a

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<v Speaker 2>curse and why, and then also if you're right or wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>because there are answers. Yep, all right. This first one

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<v Speaker 2>is from one of our Patreon listeners, Brit Gift or

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<v Speaker 2>a Curse going through the drive through and the person

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<v Speaker 2>in front of you paid for your meal gift why.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that it was just probably something they wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to do. They probably didn't even see you. I know

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<v Speaker 3>if I did that, I would just do it just

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<v Speaker 3>to be cool, be nice, and have them have an

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<v Speaker 3>extra perk in the day. I know people could argue

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<v Speaker 3>that they saw you and they felt really bad for you,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think probably they don't even care who or

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<v Speaker 3>what you are. They just were trying to do something nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong curse. This person is mind your own business. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want you knowing anything about how much I'm spending

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<v Speaker 2>at the drive through, and you're obviously very curious about

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<v Speaker 2>my fast food budget, and so you think what's the

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<v Speaker 2>easiest way to find.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, Oh pay now, Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Pright into my personal business.

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<v Speaker 3>You're yeah, I didn't even think about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>They know too much about you, know.

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<v Speaker 2>Too much, and it's almost like they're reverse following you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a very subtle piece of soccer move Yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I know why I got that one wrong, and

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<v Speaker 3>I will never do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, all right. Number two. Uh, This is from a

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<v Speaker 2>listener named Brent. Gift a curse. Gift you a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Standing on escalators.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it could go either way. Ultimately, curse because keep

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<v Speaker 3>it moving if you can, and if you I have

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<v Speaker 3>been in situations where my bag is too heavy to

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<v Speaker 3>walk on the escalator, but in that case, put it

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<v Speaker 3>right in front of you, have it, take up only

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<v Speaker 3>the width of your body and leave room enough for

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<v Speaker 3>someone to run past on the side if they want to.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're saying, curse, curse, absolutely a curse. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean this, I mean what's shocking to me. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>it's how many people don't understand this. It's shaped like

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<v Speaker 2>a staircase for a reason. If you have the ability

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<v Speaker 2>to walk up a staircase, no excuses. I want you

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<v Speaker 2>walking up an escalator. Keep it moving, come on or yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>or at least stand to the side.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. If you can't keep it moving, stand to the side.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this sets me off in a huge way when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trapped behind somebody on an escalator.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, especially if you're trying to run through an airport

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<v Speaker 3>and get a connecting flight.

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<v Speaker 2>It is infury, and I even more so if it's

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<v Speaker 2>one that's going down where it's like this requires very

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<v Speaker 2>little energy. Huh. Okay, I can kind of get behind

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<v Speaker 2>the reason of like I don't want to walk up.

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<v Speaker 2>I still want to walk up, but we're headed down.

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<v Speaker 2>Gravity is assisting you. Hear, keep moving, get out of

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<v Speaker 2>the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And no lovebirds standing next to each other. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel the same about moving sidewalks in the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, and the airport is telling people still and

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<v Speaker 2>to the side.

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<v Speaker 3>Stand to the side, because I'm coming fast.

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<v Speaker 2>I am flying, even if I'm not in a rush,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like I want to love it. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a thrill.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a thrill.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel like wonder Woman or something zipping through the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Curse. Okay, so you've gotten one right, so

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<v Speaker 2>car great, not a total failure. Finally, this is from

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<v Speaker 2>a listener named Mackenzie Gift or a curse keyless ignitions

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<v Speaker 2>in cars.

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<v Speaker 3>Gift, Why just because then you can have your your

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<v Speaker 3>whole chunk of keys just in your bag, in your

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<v Speaker 3>pocket wherever you want to have it, and you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have to go digging for it to stick it in

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<v Speaker 3>the key hole. Just get going.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on the move.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're on the move. This is exactly in the

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<v Speaker 3>vein as an escalator. Keep it moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong, curse. Look, I understand everything you've just said, but

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<v Speaker 2>I think I miss the delicious feeling of sticking the

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<v Speaker 2>key into the ignition, the revving it up. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like you'rev I'm revving.

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<v Speaker 3>What is your car?

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<v Speaker 2>A monster truck?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I drive a monster truck, a Corvette. I'm always in

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<v Speaker 2>something that's catching eye. A Dodge Challenger, Dodge Challenger of course,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, cutting people off on the freeway, tailgating. And

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<v Speaker 2>the only thing missing is that I didn't get to

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<v Speaker 2>turn the key.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved and I do feel like I'm being trained

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<v Speaker 2>to like. You know, what tries to crazy is when

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<v Speaker 2>the automatic door opens just for the driver and then

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<v Speaker 2>you're sending there as the passenger, waiting for the person

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<v Speaker 2>to get in and open your door. Drives me crazy, agreed.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. I can't fight the urge to uh. I've

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<v Speaker 3>tried it. Once it was locked. I then can't not go.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, I'm I get it back in. Yes, the

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<v Speaker 2>night's ruin.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to uber at that point, you know too

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<v Speaker 2>much forget it? Well, you got one out of one

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<v Speaker 2>three pretty poor, bad, unfortunately, huge failure, but it gives

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<v Speaker 2>our allows for room for improvement.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, And at least we.

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<v Speaker 2>Know you know how to stand on it or to

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<v Speaker 2>move on an escalator, which comes for a lot. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>people who are standing on the escalator fail.

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<v Speaker 3>At everything, So I think you may be right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I think we should get into this final

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<v Speaker 2>segment of the podcast. Let's answer a listener question perfect

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<v Speaker 2>people have been sending in voice notes on at least

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<v Speaker 2>would you play one?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi Bridger, my name is Ann and this weekend, my

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<v Speaker 4>grandma turns one hundred and one. I have no clue

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<v Speaker 4>what to get her. She's from Missouri. She's very elegant,

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<v Speaker 4>she's very funny. Loves white wine like chardonay. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know if I can keep giving a woman in her

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<v Speaker 4>hundreds wine. She'd probably like that, but I'd really appreciate

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<v Speaker 4>some advice. Here shout out to Dorothy. She's a great grandma.

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<v Speaker 4>I love her and I'm so lucky she's here.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Oh sweet, so sweeteah. And she has a

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<v Speaker 3>problem geez, sounds like a blast.

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<v Speaker 2>She's having the time of her life. She's still getting

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<v Speaker 2>boozed up at one hundred and one.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty great.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, what do you give this person that you know

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<v Speaker 2>has to dry out?

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<v Speaker 3>My first idea is, maybe she doesn't have to dry out?

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<v Speaker 3>What about I wonder if there's anywhere even an hour

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<v Speaker 3>or two away a winery. That would be a fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Time grandma granddaughter trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just even go and spend one day and one

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<v Speaker 3>night would be a blast.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great idea, be my first idea.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe Anne doesn't live where her grandma lives. In

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<v Speaker 3>that case, my next idea would be, maybe maybe it's

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<v Speaker 3>a really cool, like unique, some kind of jewelry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, some nice like a nice necklace or earring,

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<v Speaker 2>yes that's an or a bracelet, a charm bracelet with

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<v Speaker 2>wine bottles on it. Yeah, yeah, that seems like a

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<v Speaker 2>decent thing. I do ever think about? This is something

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<v Speaker 2>I think about, well, not often. I'm not frequently thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about this. But if I get to that age I

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<v Speaker 2>really want to start doing hard drugs, why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like you get to a point where

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, let's just do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's party.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah is at the door? Yes? Okay, So what drugs

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<v Speaker 2>should she get her? I feel like a starter on heroin?

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<v Speaker 3>Great whoa full trade spotting from the jump. Okay, dirty

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<v Speaker 3>drugs okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe okay, it's her birthday. Maybe she coke?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, that's a party drug coke or maybe uh

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<v Speaker 3>maybe some molly Molly's together.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly seems like a grandma drug. Yeah, give your grandma

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<v Speaker 2>some molly and like be prepared to like brush her hair,

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<v Speaker 2>hug hug, lie together on a quill.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that sounds awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a perfect hundred and first birthday with your granddaughter.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if she doesn't like that, then she has

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<v Speaker 2>not learned anything in life. Sorry, grandma, Sorry grandma. Well

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<v Speaker 2>I think that we answered that. I think we've saved

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<v Speaker 2>a relationship, a grandma granddaughter relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>Were the were they in peril dire straits?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there was gonna be a some something that resembled

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<v Speaker 2>a divorce. Can you emancipate yourself from your grandma? Yes? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>happy one hundred and first birthday, Grandma. Yes, Deandra, don't

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<v Speaker 2>call back. Ah Um, Well we answered the question perfectly.

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<v Speaker 2>The room smells like an absolute gourmet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the room smells like beans, onions and gushers.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had such a wonderful time with you. Same what

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<v Speaker 2>a bless and I've now I've had lunch. Great, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for being here. Yeah, thanks for having me listener.

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<v Speaker 2>The podcast is over. You can do whatever you want

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<v Speaker 2>with your day. If that involves muddy bites. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what to tell you, but that's truly up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sending you off into the world and hoping you

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<v Speaker 2>make a decent decision. I love you, goodbye. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer

1:14:53.760 --> 1:14:56.920
<v Speaker 2>is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed

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<v Speaker 2>by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by mir co

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<v Speaker 2>worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram. At

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<v Speaker 2>I said no Gifts, that's where you're going to see

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

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<v Speaker 2>you want to see the gifts?

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<v Speaker 3>He lie?

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<v Speaker 2>Invit? Did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Gonta made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guess to me,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>You're our presences presents enough and I already had too

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<v Speaker 1>much stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So how do you dare to surbey Me