WEBVTT - Your Baby Is Going Back To Pre-K

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, um, we'll have sister O'Dell in on this one. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject is should I just hush and stay on

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<v Speaker 1>the main line wait till you hear this one right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Though the nephew in the building with today's prank phone call?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have for us today? Now there is

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<v Speaker 1>some of these kids just don't learn. What do you mean? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>your baby going back to pre k? Your baby going

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<v Speaker 1>back to pre k, that's right, and flunked out. Yes, back,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. Let's go. Come on, cat. Yes, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to reach Ms Thomas, Please thas. My name is Mr Stapleton.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at my records indicating that your son Thomas is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be starting his first grade? Is ready right? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Ms Thomas, Um, I've been going through actually all of

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<v Speaker 1>the children's records that will be starting school, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten and he

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<v Speaker 1>did good well, No, not exactly. I mean there's been

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<v Speaker 1>a few Uh. I actually spoke with the teacher and

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<v Speaker 1>who he was under in kindergarten, and it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>he just really wasn't up to par as the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the children. Now his conduct, now, he talked, but

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<v Speaker 1>he gets his work. So what else is she saying

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<v Speaker 1>on that that ain't right? Well? What what's what it

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't up

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<v Speaker 1>to par as the rest of the other children. She

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<v Speaker 1>did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little

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<v Speaker 1>actually do another year of kindergarten. Ain't gonna let him

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<v Speaker 1>do another year of kindergarten? No, sun man, That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the only choice I have. Uh No. We got our

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<v Speaker 1>letter in the mail with our report card the week

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<v Speaker 1>after school started, and it said on the back promoted.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I got to get about this couch and

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<v Speaker 1>go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>right now we will be in the first grade kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 1>Want that hard. I'm not sure what they told you

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<v Speaker 1>about him, but it must be the wrong. If I understanding.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he doesn't color as well as arrested kids. He's

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<v Speaker 1>all he's out of lines when he color. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what we

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<v Speaker 1>need when you first come into into the first grade.

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<v Speaker 1>When I can show you on this paper he did

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<v Speaker 1>satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about to be

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<v Speaker 1>off and them already sick calling me with some about

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<v Speaker 1>my son blank and kindergarden. He that kind of he

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<v Speaker 1>does not color well. Man, color ain't gonna do with

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<v Speaker 1>the dad. Kindergarten. He is going to the first grade,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll be down there on August four. Mom, I

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<v Speaker 1>will not be able to allow you to get in

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<v Speaker 1>the school. I'm sorry. Uh, and let me get Let

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what. Let me go and get my pencil

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<v Speaker 1>and pen because I don't live that far from this school.

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<v Speaker 1>And y'all i't read it down. They're causing some comfort.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get up and go down there because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling my baby when he come home the

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<v Speaker 1>day that he ain't going to the day come first. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>refuse education from him on you know what. I just

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<v Speaker 1>went back and put him in public school. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that was a stake in the first place. Food which

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about some coloring. Give me your name again,

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<v Speaker 1>sir Stapleton. Man, and what's that number down there? The

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<v Speaker 1>number here is actually area code. Waitmen, I got the

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<v Speaker 1>number number mind. I pulled up this report card. I

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<v Speaker 1>got the number in your name on the back of

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<v Speaker 1>this paper. I'll tell you what I was tinted. Fourth.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be coming in there, going to school, and I

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<v Speaker 1>might make a trip around there this evening when I

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<v Speaker 1>come from the doctor. The bottom line is, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear that Colin ain't got nona do with

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else. It's not only color. Here's a rhythm of

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<v Speaker 1>tickets back. Are you working with him at home? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing anything what you're trying to say, I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>incompetent parent. I'm just asking, as a parent, are you

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<v Speaker 1>working with your child? Working with my child? Every day?

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<v Speaker 1>You can read better than you know he can't read.

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<v Speaker 1>The Prince don't read better than you, because honestly, you

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<v Speaker 1>read that role on that paper that he's supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be going back to kindergarten. When I know the paper

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<v Speaker 1>said from it going to the first grade, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you got a problem with your paper work, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you need to go talk to your secretary of somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in there that wrote my baby name down. Your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna sit up and tell me my son is

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<v Speaker 1>flocking kindergarden. He is not going back to that kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't bring your son down here August, do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>I call you once be ready to w me and

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<v Speaker 1>my husband, but we will be down there, back shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>uniform everything. You hear me, I will not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to allow him and education right now. I will come

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<v Speaker 1>down there right now and make that correction on that

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<v Speaker 1>paper for your baby is not going back to no

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<v Speaker 1>kindergarten for no coloring? Can you bring him down here

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<v Speaker 1>and let him color for me? I can you tell

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<v Speaker 1>my color in the rim and taking on themselves? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Um. We will be down there August to

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<v Speaker 1>town and four. I would have this poor card in

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<v Speaker 1>my head that says you have been promoted to the

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<v Speaker 1>first brother. He's gonna have a mile on this face,

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<v Speaker 1>and so are you? I got one more thing I

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<v Speaker 1>need to tell you. Are you listening to me? I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say something that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like the first glade because I'm not playing. I

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<v Speaker 1>would go down to this dad on the administrative office,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had because my son would be in that

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<v Speaker 1>first glade. Are you raising your voice? Who are you

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<v Speaker 1>raising your voice? You're talking crazy to me. I'm crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to in what I'm a ground woman. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to be assad to you. Why I'm trying to Did

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<v Speaker 1>you graduate? Honey? I am a college degree person. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a great job. My husband and I do well

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<v Speaker 1>for ourselves and for our children. And that's why we're

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<v Speaker 1>not You're not even You're not even at work right now, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm shack fool. I tell you that when

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<v Speaker 1>you call here right on the doctor to call me now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm partner missing my phone call. Can you color because

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<v Speaker 1>your son can't color? God? Question is that? Ask me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I color? Are you white? A black? Yess me

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<v Speaker 1>on my color? No? I ask you can you color

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<v Speaker 1>like the racist lines? And that can you color? No?

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<v Speaker 1>My coloring? And me the Color ain't got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with none of this is just a race thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to make sure you send him back. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to send him back. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>send him back to Color to get his coloring together.

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<v Speaker 1>You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're the head person down there, now, you

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<v Speaker 1>aren't competent and you aren't in alliterate. Call me and

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that my son has to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the first I got one more thing. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm through with this guy. Comes through with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say one more thing, and I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>out here. Are you listening, I'm listening. That's his nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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<v Speaker 1>prank by your girlfriend. F licihaw, I'm oblicias. I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to be hut. You're about to get out the plin.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm right now everything now, I'm everything when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to back. All right, but one more question. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Put a little classic on you

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<v Speaker 1>that town shirt. I threw a little classic on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back the kids I got. That Comedy Laugh

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<v Speaker 1>Fest is jumping off Baby Valentine's Weekend on the fourth team.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be in Cleveland, Ohio on the fifteenth, Cincinnati,

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio and on the sixth, tenth Memphis Tenner Seed. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the Comedy Laugh Fest. That's me, said you to entertainer

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<v Speaker 1>D L. Hughley, Dion Cole and Earthquake hosted by yours

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<v Speaker 1>truly Nephew time me. Tickets on sale right now laying

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<v Speaker 1>in the cut, Montgomery, Alabama. That's marched the fourteenth, Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>night at the Montgommy Performing Arts Center. The Nephew will

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<v Speaker 1>be there front and center acting a dog on Fool

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<v Speaker 1>Take Us on sale at the box office are at

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<v Speaker 1>oh takeing Master outlets. The food is coming to town Way.

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<v Speaker 1>More ignorantant a prank calls and may I suggest if

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys, you know, need to stretch for time

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<v Speaker 1>or anything, you should bring Junior out and he could

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<v Speaker 1>do a pop. Yeah. I am y'all of comedy. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why they called me the little junior boy. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>see stand here to stretch time out all you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got nothing else to do but on me.

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<v Speaker 1>You can count. There's my pawm. I do him just

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<v Speaker 1>about almost any time. Most of my poems hardy ever

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense, all right. If you can't stand in these

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<v Speaker 1>poems that really ain't my fault, m you probably same

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<v Speaker 1>person that don't like Pepper or sal ha ha ha.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Steve Thanking nephew. Up next Strawberry letter. Should

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<v Speaker 1>I just hush and stay on the main line. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it right after this