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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: I think, um, we'll have sister O'Dell in on this one. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The subject is should I just hush and stay on

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Speaker 1: the main line wait till you hear this one right now?

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Speaker 1: Though the nephew in the building with today's prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What do you have for us today? Now there is

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Speaker 1: some of these kids just don't learn. What do you mean? Okay,

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Speaker 1: your baby going back to pre k? Your baby going

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Speaker 1: back to pre k, that's right, and flunked out. Yes, back,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Let's go. Come on, cat. Yes, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Ms Thomas, Please thas. My name is Mr Stapleton.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at my records indicating that your son Thomas is

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Speaker 1: going to be starting his first grade? Is ready right? Listen?

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Speaker 1: Ms Thomas, Um, I've been going through actually all of

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Speaker 1: the children's records that will be starting school, and I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten and he

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Speaker 1: did good well, No, not exactly. I mean there's been

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Speaker 1: who he was under in kindergarten, and it seems like

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Speaker 1: he just really wasn't up to par as the rest

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Speaker 1: of the children. Now his conduct, now, he talked, but

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Speaker 1: on that that ain't right? Well? What what's what it

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Speaker 1: seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't up

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Speaker 1: did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, he

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Speaker 1: disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen,

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Speaker 1: what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little

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Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. Ain't gonna let him

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Speaker 1: do another year of kindergarten? No, sun man, That's that's

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Speaker 1: the only choice I have. Uh No. We got our

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Speaker 1: after school started, and it said on the back promoted.

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Speaker 1: And if I got to get about this couch and

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Speaker 1: go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: right now we will be in the first grade kindergarten.

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Speaker 1: Want that hard. I'm not sure what they told you

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Speaker 1: about him, but it must be the wrong. If I understanding.

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Speaker 1: He's he doesn't color as well as arrested kids. He's

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Speaker 1: all he's out of lines when he color. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what we

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Speaker 1: When I can show you on this paper he did

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Speaker 1: satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about to be

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Speaker 1: off and them already sick calling me with some about

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Speaker 1: my son blank and kindergarden. He that kind of he

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Speaker 1: does not color well. Man, color ain't gonna do with

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Speaker 1: and I'll be down there on August four. Mom, I

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Speaker 1: will not be able to allow you to get in

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Speaker 1: the school. I'm sorry. Uh, and let me get Let

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Speaker 1: tell you what. Let me go and get my pencil

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Speaker 1: and pen because I don't live that far from this school.

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Speaker 1: And y'all i't read it down. They're causing some comfort.

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Speaker 1: I need to get up and go down there because

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling my baby when he come home the

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Speaker 1: day that he ain't going to the day come first. Man.

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Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: refuse education from him on you know what. I just

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Speaker 1: went back and put him in public school. I know

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Speaker 1: that was a stake in the first place. Food which

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Speaker 1: you're talking about some coloring. Give me your name again,

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Speaker 1: sir Stapleton. Man, and what's that number down there? The

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Speaker 1: this paper. I'll tell you what I was tinted. Fourth.

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Speaker 1: come from the doctor. The bottom line is, I'm not

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Speaker 1: want to hear that Colin ain't got nona do with

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Speaker 1: nothing else. It's not only color. Here's a rhythm of

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Speaker 1: not listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,

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Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here August, do you hear me?

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Speaker 1: I call you once be ready to w me and

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Speaker 1: kindergarten for no coloring? Can you bring him down here

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Speaker 1: my color in the rim and taking on themselves? No, no,

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Speaker 1: and so are you? I got one more thing I

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Speaker 1: You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say something that

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Speaker 1: first glade. Are you raising your voice? Who are you

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Speaker 1: Can I color? Are you white? A black? Yess me

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Speaker 1: My coloring? And me the Color ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to send him back. I want to

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Speaker 1: send him back to Color to get his coloring together.

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Speaker 1: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

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Speaker 1: And if you're the head person down there, now, you

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one more thing, and I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: going to be hut. You're about to get out the plin.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm right now everything now, I'm everything when

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Put a little classic on you

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Speaker 1: I'll be back the kids I got. That Comedy Laugh

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Speaker 1: We will be in Cleveland, Ohio on the fifteenth, Cincinnati,

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Speaker 1: the Comedy Laugh Fest. That's me, said you to entertainer

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Speaker 1: D L. Hughley, Dion Cole and Earthquake hosted by yours

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Speaker 1: truly Nephew time me. Tickets on sale right now laying

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Speaker 1: Take Us on sale at the box office are at

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Speaker 1: oh takeing Master outlets. The food is coming to town Way.

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Speaker 1: More ignorantant a prank calls and may I suggest if

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Speaker 1: if you guys, you know, need to stretch for time

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Speaker 1: why they called me the little junior boy. Don't you

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Speaker 1: see stand here to stretch time out all you want.

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Speaker 1: makes sense, all right. If you can't stand in these

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Speaker 1: poems that really ain't my fault, m you probably same

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve Thanking nephew. Up next Strawberry letter. Should

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Speaker 1: I just hush and stay on the main line. We'll

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