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Speaker 1: Yeah, hurt like a bastard. Hurts so bad squeezing my

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Speaker 4: Peck pack pack pack pack, pack pecked, peck pack pecked.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, do this no.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I was told to have these birds train

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Speaker 5: It's kind of reversed like cology, where like you train

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Speaker 2: Uh maybe if you like know about like bird stuff,

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Speaker 2: You maybe that's the thing, like, and I like, maybe

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Speaker 1: Memorize human faces.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I tried my best.

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Speaker 5: I wore a bunch of different masks on my way out,

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Speaker 1: If we know they're gonna do this, maybe we work

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Speaker 6: I can't hear anything you guys are saying. I can't

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Speaker 6: Did you guys figure out the weight stuff? Can I

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Speaker 1: I think the issue is you can be in the boat,

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Speaker 3: And do you guys want to get out swimming? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I mean you've been fucking talking about how good a

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Speaker 6: Hey, thanks, but no one can see this ship and

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Speaker 2: Now you can when he gets a compliment, now he can.

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Speaker 6: What'd you say, Hayes, I couldn't hear that. Do Your

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Speaker 6: stroke is really solid? Thank you, rogers. I've been working

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Speaker 1: What I'm wondering is, Ah, we've got this guy who

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got what looks to me to be five

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Speaker 1: There's six d close again fast? Can we not somehow

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Eric Gabris, Just put this Bill Clinton mask on and they'll.

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Speaker 2: Another one, another one to put another one on?

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Speaker 3: Put mine on? That makes more.

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Speaker 6: It's smaller than mine. Can I take mine off and

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Speaker 1: He's got kind of a smirk. I think yours bill

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and get those burd here we go? Can

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Speaker 3: I am? I am?

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Speaker 7: I still on time out here? Can I start participating?

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Speaker 7: Now I'm sorry and I am sorry again. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: And Stanger I said time out is more of like

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Speaker 5: I will. Man, you got it, coach, because when we

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Speaker 3: Oh mah, what is that what you meant? Forget? It

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Speaker 7: Look, I'm off, I'm looking, I'm off the timeout. I apologize.

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Speaker 7: We're all on the same page now, No, it's.

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Speaker 7: Can they just tongue and lick or like Bob and

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Speaker 5: I am honestly impressed. They are way stronger than I thought.

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Speaker 6: But if you could get these guys to or people gals, uh, y'all,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let's uh let me just uh.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to hit terminal velocity turn my body

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you start like quoting that movie, if you

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Speaker 6: Okay, but I can talk terminal velocity, terminal velocity they

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Speaker 1: So you made a big caca noise early. I assumed

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Speaker 3: And you know, some people that's a problem.

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Speaker 5: Some people you say, there, you're the the animal's name

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Speaker 1: I think you could get there.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about the skit a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into that simple mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Boss Y man, you are fucking you're putting a towel

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Speaker 3: That's more.

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Speaker 2: That's more like the liquid. Then you should consumer of water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, death by ruu.

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Speaker 7: You guys are saying that's death by ruu.

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Speaker 3: Whoa holy ship right on Stanger's lap.

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Speaker 2: So now he's in. He got in without climbing it.

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Speaker 2: I got in without climbing.

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Speaker 1: That worked out. So we're I'm feeling even better about

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean we'll walk you through. I think

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Speaker 1: So basically, you know you're gonna come out make a

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Speaker 1: This is better because you know, it has to be

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Speaker 3: And we ask nothing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, perfect, and there we go. There's nothing in

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Speaker 1: this candy store. Jesus man, what do you have. Stanger

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Speaker 4: Fucking house comes down out of everybody's losing it. These

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Speaker 4: and we pissed in their eye.

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Speaker 3: Take that.

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Speaker 1: Patreon employees, they're gonna be so fucking humiliated they'll have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't I can't beat it. I don't think

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Speaker 5: I think it's pretty much like as tight as it

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty said. If I could call DIBs on razzles,

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Speaker 6: I'll come in last.

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Speaker 3: That's an issue for me.

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Speaker 2: You can say I called DIBs on razzles, and DIBs

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Speaker 3: You pass me my chum bucket? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Sure, so that that's what not that one the one

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Speaker 2: Okay, I knew, I knew which one it was.

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Speaker 1: I heard perfectly.

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Speaker 3: Oh here we go.

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Speaker 6: I well, I was well, I wasn't I wasn't reaching

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Speaker 3: Did I not talk about Stanger's bucket?

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Speaker 2: About I was like there obviously for us to talk

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Speaker 1: He was dying for us to talk.

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Speaker 2: And well, I can just say, actually, it's like no

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Speaker 3: It makes me feel better.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, what it means is that if I

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Speaker 2: If I see it in it's full, then nothing necessarily

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's Chekhov's combucket.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be filled by the end of this boat ride,

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Speaker 5: for sure. But you know what, I'm gonna be turned around,

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Speaker 3: I spent a lot of time at sea, and that's

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Speaker 5: Okay, somebody's always filling up a combucket, all right, that's

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Speaker 3: We've, like you guys haven't been on a tour before.

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Speaker 6: But well, this sashimi is fucking delicious, dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't eat that, man.

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Speaker 5: It's like it's like fucking carp head and like a

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Speaker 3: Gabers. You could say it's it's not sashimi.

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Speaker 7: Great, so I think saying sashimi.

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Speaker 7: That's but listen, guys, the kind of supplements that I'm

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Speaker 3: A bucket this size.

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Speaker 6: You're on semen X. Yeah, you're on the seman X.

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Speaker 7: I'm on it for one pop.

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Speaker 6: Those ads almost always work on me. Just watching a

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Speaker 2: They know who they're going after, and it's me. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's two fold.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Mike, you're thirsty thirsty.

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Speaker 2: On candy candy? I wondered about that too. Uh oh, actually,

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Speaker 3: You said Stanger. Stanger's a candyman, the candy man. Oh

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Speaker 3: do we want to switch rolls?

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Speaker 1: I mean, does somebody else feel like they should be

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Speaker 2: Well, my role right now is just saying welcome to

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Speaker 5: Change the name from candy man? I mean, are we

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Speaker 2: There's honestly like a racial element to it as well.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was gonna say, maybe a candy man is

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Speaker 6: Right, I think we've said it enough times already that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I just heard him.

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Speaker 5: So I'm looking at myself in the fucking ocean right now,

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Speaker 1: What makes you more comfortable than candy man? Certainly not

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Speaker 1: Bloody Mary. I'm okay with Bloody Mary. Maybe we go

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Speaker 2: That's fucking That's a fucking urban legend, man, that's bullshit.

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Speaker 2: I'm scared as hell with the candy Man. Bloody Mary's

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Speaker 6: Yeah, good luck trying to get Bloody Mary to show

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Speaker 3: And ship Stanger's Bloody Mary working at a candy shop?

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, do you want to play a little

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Speaker 1: more with like welcome to the show? Like it feels

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Speaker 2: I just want this to be successiful. I want this

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Speaker 2: These people have been on this cruise like for a

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Speaker 1: People are starting, are you guys.

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Speaker 3: Recording this for a Hollywood Handbook episode?

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Speaker 1: Well, we have to let an episode out this week.

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Speaker 1: We had to record the rehearsal. Okay, all right, thanks,

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Speaker 1: so we're not allowed to record once we get in.

446
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Speaker 2: What I'm thinking is telling us maybe there's like you're welcome,

447
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 2: there's like the Cruise store, or like you know those

448
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,439
Speaker 2: people on the cruise who like everyone gets to know

449
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 2: over the course of the thing, and there's like they're

450
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Speaker 2: like a character on the ship.

451
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we could call him like, we'll call him

452
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Speaker 6: like Terry Cruise. No, no, no, you want to play

453
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Speaker 6: Candy Man or Terry Crews Ryan Stanger.

454
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Speaker 3: Uh, I'm fine with either or even c I really

455
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Speaker 3: done from the longest yard.

456
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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter Tom Cruise.

457
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Speaker 7: I do Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise that I do Tom

458
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Speaker 7: Cruise at the Giants game, at the Dodgers Giants game.

459
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Speaker 3: I think that just says he's a fan of baseball. Yeah, okay,

460
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 3: I funny.

461
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 2: But what I'm pitching is that we we find out

462
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Speaker 2: who like this cruise ship like character is. It's not

463
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Speaker 2: the cruise. So we're you're making you're making any suggestions.

464
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Speaker 2: It's not possible for you to suggest it right now

465
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 2: because we haven't met Tom Cruise.

466
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Speaker 5: Is a fucking weird idea, man, and I think like

467
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Speaker 5: we should maybe not my time.

468
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Speaker 3: My idea.

469
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Speaker 1: I agree, I okay, that that's this is like the.

470
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Speaker 6: However scientology thing you've pushed on us for this, I.

471
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Speaker 2: Hate to like from beginning to end, I don't want

472
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Speaker 2: to be my first suggestion. It's my first suggestion of

473
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Speaker 2: any kind.

474
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Speaker 3: Before we started rolls.

475
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Speaker 1: Feeling like candy Man actually is still the best thing

476
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Speaker 1: on the table.

477
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Speaker 3: Okay, do we just go back to candy Man maybe as.

478
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Speaker 1: A placeholder, Let's just hang on to it, right, Maybe it's.

479
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 2: The guy the ship does I was looking at the

480
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 2: ship that there is an old fashioned candy store on

481
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Speaker 2: the ship. Maybe the guy at the candy store has

482
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Speaker 2: like kind of a reputation of like, oh, like he's

483
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: all out of this thing or or that thing.

484
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Speaker 1: But there's a candy store on the ship. We're fucked.

485
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: I I and like I and I can see this

486
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Speaker 2: being like.

487
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 3: Fuck.

488
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Speaker 5: I didn't even think it, dude, straight up, there probably is.

489
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't even think he's gonna sit through the

490
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Speaker 3: fucking sketch. Then, well, so I thought, so I thought

491
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Speaker 3: you knew this.

492
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Speaker 2: I thought you were referencing this because one of the

493
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: big issues, the food issue. Did you not read like

494
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Speaker 2: the thing that they send us?

495
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Speaker 1: I skimmed it, okay, so also the top of the water.

496
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Speaker 5: So hey, dude, you got like maybe a fucking hundred

497
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 5: skips and it was incredible.

498
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Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody knows. Uh, Sean is a

499
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Speaker 3: little famous.

500
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Speaker 2: He says skims. Sean says skims by the way, so

501
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 2: he got, yes.

502
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Speaker 5: A regional shit like I don't know, I fucking say skip.

503
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 5: He says, skim tomato tomato. But like he does hold

504
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Speaker 5: a couple of records for skimming, and he doesn't. He

505
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 5: won't toot his own horns, so I'll put it out there.

506
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Speaker 5: He's got the record for the longest skim on the

507
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Speaker 5: West coast who apparently has some kid in Florida who

508
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 5: has the East coast won and it's untouchable.

509
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he watch the video. It's not even clear it's

510
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: him throwing it.

511
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 5: So this I just want to say, mister Candy, Wow,

512
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 5: it's fine.

513
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: This feels like a guy. Now I'm picturing it, and

514
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: it looks a little like Stanger, doesn't.

515
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: It got a mustache?

516
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird.

517
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: The name Candy goes I just got these two suckers

518
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: on a stick. Mister Canderson Matrix, the name, I guess

519
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 2: is not really the issue for me.

520
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: The uh.

521
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 2: So, they send a very long document that they asked

522
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: us to review before going on the ship about It's

523
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 2: primarily about the food situation. This is why they asked

524
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Speaker 2: us to bring food.

525
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reviewed it. I viewed it, then I viewed

526
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: it again. Then I viewed it again, then I viewed

527
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: it again every time it skipped back up above the

528
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: water level.

529
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Speaker 2: Uh So, on the ship there is only there's an

530
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 2: old fashioned candy store that is the only food for

531
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Speaker 2: the entire ship. And I honestly thought, and I think

532
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: maybe you read it and like absorbed this and came

533
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 2: up with the candy store.

534
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Speaker 1: That's candy store. Maybe case that's possible.

535
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a coincidence, but I think that

536
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 2: referencing this and like in this way could be upsetting

537
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: to these people here that like have only been able

538
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: to eat.

539
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,199
Speaker 1: Candy, that we're just listing candies. We're walking into an

540
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: extremely angry audience, a peace who have been hurting each other,

541
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Speaker 1: and we're listing essentially different examples of their tormentors and they've.

542
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: Been like excited to have us because we are bringing

543
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: all this food.

544
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: Rogers brought food for crows.

545
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 5: I've got a lot, so that's the crows. And then

546
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 5: also like I'm fishing my ass off.

547
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, saying or has an empty bucket that says, come,

548
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: I don't know how we're gonna explain that to them.

549
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: It's like it's like the one thing that.

550
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: I kind of got it. I kind of gotta show them,

551
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 3: you know.

552
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: Well, that's not my main issue with Stanger. Do we

553
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: want to talk about the Stanger incident that put him

554
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: on timeout?

555
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 3: Yes?

556
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, so Ryan, I worked very hard getting the

557
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 2: dinghy ready for all of you.

558
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: I got on here first.

559
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 2: I swabbed it, which is a kind of mopping that

560
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 2: you do on the ocean.

561
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: I kind of tidied up. I put out these little

562
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: bench seats. I inflated, you know, some tubes and stuff

563
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: in case we want to kind of drift off. And

564
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: you got in and immediately put down your cumbucket. And

565
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,959
Speaker 1: the first thing you said was, this is a dingy.

566
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: Seems more like a dingy.

567
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

568
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 7: I mean I know you, and I know you, I

569
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 7: know your sense of humor. No one's disputing that you

570
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 7: did a great job swabbing it and getting it all

571
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 7: set up. I thought that that was so clear, how

572
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 7: clean you made it.

573
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 3: So the irony is that it's not dingy at all.

574
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 7: Yes, that was the joke. That was the irony.

575
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 1: Well, when I pressed you on it, you doubled and

576
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: tripled down and started saying you were worried that you

577
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: were gonna get your cumbucket dirty, and then actually you would.

578
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: You had never seen your cumbucket in such unfit environment.

579
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 3: It did, Stager, We all know you, man. It didn't

580
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 3: seem like a joke.

581
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I was tripling down to try to turn

582
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 7: it around and make it funny. Guys, it didn't play funny.

583
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 7: And so I'm like, well, do I bail on this

584
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 7: right away? Or do I just keep going and digging deeper?

585
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: And you started smearing my face down on the ground,

586
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: and you were like, if it's so clean, why don't

587
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: you eat off.

588
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: The bottom of the dinghy?

589
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: You're the one who says it's not dingy, right, And

590
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: you started making me like like he did and stand up.

591
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 6: It's called an act out. It's an act out, like

592
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 6: Sebastian Manuscalco.

593
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so look, just a.

594
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: Lot of food we were bringing was at the bottom

595
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: of the boat, and Sean did end up having just

596
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: like eat a lot of the food, most.

597
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: Of the food that we were supposed to bring in.

598
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 3: I hear him complaining about that.

599
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: I did, okay, so I kind of pulled hayes asideway.

600
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: I want to about he didn't complain about that. Did

601
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 2: you enjoy it or not? Did you enjoy eating some

602
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: of that food?

603
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: There were parts of the food that I probably would

604
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,959
Speaker 1: have enjoyed under different circumstances. I think the this, you know,

605
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: the scenario that I was involved in where my face

606
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: was being held down by someone who I previously thought

607
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: was my friend, who I guess was doing a very

608
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: committed series of jokes about how the dinghy wasn't very

609
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: clean and chose to.

610
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: Act out on my person, yes, aggressively.

611
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 7: This is why I don't even want to do comedy anymore.

612
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 7: What I'm canceled now?

613
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 3: All right?

614
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 6: No one said that how can you be canceled from

615
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 6: doing before you eve even started doing comedy?

616
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 3: So you didn't think it was funny?

617
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 7: Hey, look, look by all means say that the joke's

618
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 7: not funny, that's fine, I'm just saying, don't fuss.

619
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying that it's.

620
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 3: Not a joke.

621
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying that it's not a Oh no.

622
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 5: Now do you think because like I noticed that Sean

623
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 5: defined what swabing was this time when he brought up swabing.

624
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 5: Did you maybe not know what swabing was when he

625
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 5: said he swabbed the deck and that's why you thought

626
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 5: it was so dingy?

627
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 7: No, I totally knew from the beginning what swab was. Okay,

628
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 7: said swab and I was like, man, you know clearly

629
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 7: that's what you call cleaning a deck in the ocean,

630
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 7: and that's not what you said at the time. It

631
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 7: was making a joke at the time. Now you know

632
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 7: with the like it's me explained. See, we're already doing

633
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 7: like this Seinfeld, me explaining my jokes and making him

634
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 7: not funny anymore.

635
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 6: This is good for me because I couldn't hear anything

636
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 6: for the first half of the boat ride, so getting

637
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 6: caught up like this.

638
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: Okay, but you can hear the five scientology things that

639
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: I explained before we.

640
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 6: Well, I saw, I saw, I saw the Paul Haggis

641
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,239
Speaker 6: T shirt, and I heard the other three and then

642
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 6: the fifth one being the one I was here for. Yeah,

643
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 6: I apologize, Hayy.

644
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: Can you hand me my harpoon gun? Yeah?

645
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: Sure, thanks to point it out, point it away from

646
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: the boat.

647
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 3: Please, when I see something to shoot at.

648
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 6: Well, at least in the meantime, don't point it underneath

649
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 6: your chin like that.

650
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: We were all a little like this is. It's stressful

651
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: to watch. This is the way to hold This is

652
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 2: the safest way to hold it, all right. For us,

653
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: I know where the tip is at all times. It's

654
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: right under my chin.

655
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 6: It's very safe for the rest of us. I'm more concerned.

656
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: With the concept is you'll never forget there's a live

657
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,959
Speaker 1: harpoon on board if you can always feel the sting

658
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: of the sharp metal against your own face.

659
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 5: And now I know how sh it is, because see

660
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 5: how I'm drawing a little bit of blood here.

661
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: I am seeing that, and I would not characterize it

662
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: as a little bit.

663
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm a for me, it's a little You're

664
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 6: gonna have to put way more toilet paper in that

665
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 6: hole if you want to stop the blood.

666
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 3: And I like list mix it a little of my

667
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: own blood with the chump not Also, you.

668
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 7: Want to be resting your weight on that trigger as

669
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Speaker 7: much as you can before the mechanism is activated.

670
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 3: Right, that's that's also your technique for that's just a

671
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 3: harpoon in one on one.

672
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: Okay, you have a loose trigger finger, it's liable to

673
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: get jammed into by something.

674
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: M that's what happens. That's what happened to me.

675
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 6: Steve Irwin was loose on the trigger and the fucking

676
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 6: sting ray got the first shot off, like Grido fucking

677
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 6: took him out.

678
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: I want to talk about the skit just a little

679
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: bit more before because we have to get right on

680
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 2: and do It's like the first thing we do is

681
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: do the skit.

682
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 6: I never got the packet thing. I used it to

683
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 6: get leaves out of my pool. So it's like completely

684
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 6: ruined and hard to read. Now, Okay, did it have

685
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 6: any explanation as to why they need a paper?

686
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: I don't know why you would use it to.

687
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 6: Did have any explanation as just oh well it worked,

688
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 6: use your hands.

689
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 3: You weren't there. It fucking worked. It was the easiest

690
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: way to go. So Hayes I got it back. My

691
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 3: boy here.

692
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 5: He's got a fucking pretty popular TikTok page where it's

693
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 5: like different ways to get leaves out of your pool.

694
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 5: He's got a fucking shit ton of followers. I mean

695
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 5: he's like, oh, like it's huge. It's particularly overseas.

696
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I call it skipping the pool. But people

697
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 6: understand what I what.

698
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: I did by Okay, yeah, that seems like that should

699
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 2: be skimming and what Sehn was talking about should a reader?

700
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: One could be either one. I think it just either.

701
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: They're interchangeable on both ends of it.

702
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 6: Does I would say why the five of us are

703
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 6: forced to collaborate on the skin Like, that's the part

704
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 6: that's confusing me, where they like, we got two white

705
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 6: guys and three white guys, can we combo them into one?

706
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 6: And they want us to do a skit, not a podcast,

707
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 6: not anything to do with Hollywood hand Book or Action

708
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 6: Boys on the well, So.

709
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: This is actually what I want to mention. They they

710
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: would love us to incorporate Patreon in some way.

711
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: A mosquito just snagged a mosquito out of the air.

712
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, throw that in the jump, ru that

713
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 3: on your face because the birds will love to lick

714
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 3: that off.

715
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 2: Okay, doing it? You want to mix out with your chum,

716
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 2: ben I saw it when you did that. I saw

717
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: Stanger reach for his bucket and then that kind of

718
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: put his head back like everything it was okay, it

719
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 2: was a false alarm, all.

720
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 3: Right, I cut you off there, Hayes.

721
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 2: What so they would love us to mention Patreon or

722
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 2: like I ideally incorporated in some way into the skit.

723
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 6: More than just having Jordan, because Jordan's gonna hold the stick?

724
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 6: Is that not enough of a patrin? Rion mentioned? Should

725
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 6: we do something a little more ham fisted, get like

726
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 6: as a you know, like a ad read like go

727
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 6: really in like glorifying Patreon, like we love it, like

728
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 6: make jokes like it's literally the only thing that's keeping

729
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 6: my house a roof over my head and ship just like.

730
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just calling the guy who is like funding

731
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: all of our lifestyle is a sucker?

732
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: Is like maybe not?

733
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: What do you want to do? Play with?

734
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: Just like our few minutes on stage.

735
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 5: I'm starting to think mister Candy's full name is Kandowski

736
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 5: and it's kind of like like and just happens to

737
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 5: be a coincidence where he got into the candy business

738
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 5: and his whole life he's fucking like I don't know,

739
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 5: like uh, Corey Kandowski and now it's like Corey Candy,

740
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 5: and now people call him mister Candy.

741
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: I might give you something to work with, Say his

742
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 3: first name.

743
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 2: Cool backstory for him. He's like an old man and

744
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 2: his first name is Cory.

745
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 3: Well.

746
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 6: Can Hayes roll in like the Ellis Island set up

747
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 6: to his kind of skit setup when he comes out

748
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 6: explains it? He could say at Ellis Island, mister Kandowski

749
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 6: shortened his name to mister like do we or do

750
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 6: you think that like the audience will just get that

751
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 6: from the start of the sketch.

752
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: You know, I have a question for Hayes if I may, okay,

753
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: it might seem immaterial, but do you consider Sir Elton

754
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: John to be something of a wordsmith?

755
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 2: I mean, he's not the lyricist for most of his

756
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,959
Speaker 2: own songs, so I guess no.

757
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: My answer would be no, okay.

758
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: So then do you consider Bernie Taupin.

759
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 3: Sure compared to Elton John? Yes? Absolutely, yes he was.

760
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: He wrote the actually works in words, so yes, okay.

761
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: All right, So you do think that he knows his

762
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: way around a phrase?

763
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 3: Yes? You know.

764
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: It's so curious because there's this song you probably never

765
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: heard of it, kind of a deep cut Crocodile Rock.

766
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 2: I've heard, yes, I've heard of it, and I've heard

767
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 2: the song.

768
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 3: Okay, oh you know that one.

769
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 1: It's pretty big.

770
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 3: I've heard it, but never of it.

771
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 6: No one's ever really explained it to me. But I've

772
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 6: heard the song.

773
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 1: Maybe the first three or four lines would would be helpful,

774
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: just so we all can figure out have we heard this?

775
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 3: You know?

776
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: Is it really good? I remember when Rock was young,

777
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 1: me and Susie had so much fun holding hands and

778
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: skimming stones. Had an old Gulf Chevy at a place

779
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: of my ode.

780
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 3: Hmm.

781
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: Now, I wonder if you want to make a meal

782
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: out of Bernie's choice artistically to call it skimming stones.

783
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 2: I mean again, maybe it's a regional thing. I'm just saying,

784
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 2: it's like, it's.

785
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: What you're saying, what it should be, seems like what

786
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: it should be. So you're gonna tell Bernie who wrote

787
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: can You Feel the Love Tonight? So the guy who

788
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: wrote can you Feel the Love Tonight? Now we're going

789
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: after his ass.

790
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 2: I guess Crocodile Rock I got my with the best

791
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: words of all time for most like activities from just

792
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: like growing up and like talking to other people. You

793
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 2: got it from a song Crocodile Rock. That's that's fine,

794
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: Like we like again, this is all fine. I don't

795
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 2: want to talk about this. I want to talk about

796
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 2: interchangeable kind of cruise that.

797
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 5: Okay, let's go back to you having a problem with

798
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 5: old man being called Corey.

799
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, let's pick that, all right.

800
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 3: I guess, well the name.

801
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have even mentioned that because the name is

802
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 2: really not The name is really.

803
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 3: Not the issue for me. Hey, keep ass me my news,

804
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 3: the news, Yeah, okay, for my fish and stuff. Yeah, thanks, Hays.

805
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 6: Do you think Claire Deloon is a wordsmith.

806
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: Claire Delute? I mean, I know the song that's a person.

807
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 6: Ah, yeah, that's a recording artist, Claire Deluon.

808
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 3: Uh.

809
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 6: Maybe some of the lyrics could help you understand if

810
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 6: she's a wordsmith or not. Skipping Stone and Echo on

811
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 6: the Water letting Go Surrendered to the bottle, Skipping Stone

812
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,240
Speaker 6: and Echo on the Water from her single Skipping Stones.

813
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean so, I guess. I mean that's the

814
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 2: argument I was big.

815
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 6: I don't know why you're taking it to me, because

816
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 6: you seem to be the arbiter of what is real

817
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 6: and what isn't real?

818
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wanted to just check in with you. But wait,

819
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 7: I'm actually curious. Do you think she's a wordsmith or not?

820
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 2: Because I yeah, yeah, so thank you so much for asking.

821
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this artist before.

822
00:39:59,440 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 3: This song.

823
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: I never heard of.

824
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 3: Based on based on what you heard? What do you think?

825
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: I don't really remember anything except the skipping stones part?

826
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 3: Uh?

827
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 7: I mean it's I'm not I'm not gonna.

828
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to tell you how to argue, but

829
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 3: you may want to say that you like what she's doing.

830
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 7: I do, yeah, because she's supporting your end of the

831
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 7: argument here much.

832
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, okay.

833
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 6: I don't want to tell you, well bad news. She's

834
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 6: actually a terrible word. I can't believe you hitched your

835
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 6: wagon too, that you turn around for you didn't actually commit.

836
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 5: Well, you guys are fucking arguing about everything, and I

837
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 5: look down and this fucking cumbuck it's full.

838
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

839
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 6: Well Stanger had the news for a hot minute when

840
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 6: you before you did so, I think I could.

841
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 7: Tell That's why I'm a gasper.

842
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 3: I'm a gasper gasmin no castmin.

843
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:51,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

844
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: I did notice a distinct like clarity of mind when

845
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 2: he was coming in and talking to me about how

846
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: to argue this point.

847
00:40:59,080 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 3: That stands out.

848
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,399
Speaker 6: If you're talking to Stagger and he presents clarity of mine,

849
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 6: that'll fucking really, you know, wake you up. Make the

850
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 6: hairs on the back of your neck tingle scary.

851
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 5: What do you think if I like, now Gabris, does

852
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 5: this offend you? If I do sour Razzies?

853
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I think I'm going off razzles anyway

854
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 6: because the DIBs. The DIBs thing got me hot, because

855
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 6: I like, I'm a big fan of dibbs. And if

856
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 6: if there is a frozen counter at mister Candy's candy shop,

857
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 6: then I'm gonna go DIBs.

858
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 3: I'll call DIBs on this theater of the mind.

859
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: You know, we we can create the space ourselves by

860
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: just kind of saying, like, you know, I see you

861
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: have a freezer back there. You haven't had the last

862
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: several options we asked for that Traditionally come off shelves

863
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: could call perhaps in the freezer you have some DIBs.

864
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 2: I think these people will hate hearing can't wait.

865
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 7: So Kandowski has a freezer.

866
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 6: Now, why does how come you're making script notes when

867
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 6: once you hear that, what are you changing in the script?

868
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 3: Stagger? You got a script?

869
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: It all affects his performance.

870
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 3: I just mean, I.

871
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 7: Would have loved to have known that I had a

872
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 7: freezer from Jump on this, but I'll get it.

873
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 3: I'm putting it in now.

874
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 7: So Okay, from Jump it would have been helpful, but

875
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 7: I'm putting it in now.

876
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: So so as long as we are kind of engaging

877
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: with you against staying and you have a clear head,

878
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: that may maybe we can get to the bottom of

879
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: some of what happened when I first.

880
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 3: Sure, when I first was dealing with you on.

881
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: The dinghy, now you're saying that you knew swabbing meant

882
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: cleaning mopping the deck the whole time. But it seemed

883
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: pretty clear at the time that I first said it

884
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: that you thought I was mispronouncing wasabi.

885
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was didn't You didn't think that was funny,

886
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 7: Like honestly, I.

887
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Kind of did think it was funny.

888
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, you're off on your your how you're

889
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 7: talking about the green spicy my man, I think that's.

890
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's exactly what you said.

891
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 7: I mean, it sounds it sounds good, you know, coming

892
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 7: out I don't know, and so I you know, then

893
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 7: you know they smearing it on the ground and then

894
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 7: ram in your face in it to punish you by,

895
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 7: you know, making you inhale something that's that's spicy, and that.

896
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: All was, that all was part of a bigger.

897
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: Joke, and I got in my eyes.

898
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,479
Speaker 3: Fuck the shark got half of my crows. I didn't

899
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 3: think that fucker was going to jump that high.

900
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: You guys didn't see that, you know, I didn't. Shark

901
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 2: jumped like sixty feet out of the water. Eight half

902
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 2: eight half of my crow.

903
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: Fewer crows, Yeah, I'm seeing that less of them.

904
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 3: That sucks.

905
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: Do we feed the crows to the cruise ship people?

906
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: Is that gonna help?

907
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: Okay, now that's that's inspiration. The shark seemed to really

908
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 2: be loving eating those crows.

909
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 1: That's what gave me the idea for their food.

910
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 3: Are they good meat, ben the crows? Yeah, they're they're

911
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 3: a little bit gamy.

912
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 5: I have been forced to eat a couple of crows

913
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 5: in a survival situation a time or two, and they're

914
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 5: not like they're not good, but there's yeah, like there

915
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 5: you can spot the ones that.

916
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 3: Have like a musculature.

917
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: I can't stand out. Yeah, I can see a couple

918
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 2: that are would be bad for that for sure.

919
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 6: Buff the buffer crows taste better, they taste worse. Oh okay, okay,

920
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 6: that makes sense.

921
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 5: So you want to avoid them? You want the fucking

922
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 5: some dumpy crow ones?

923
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: Is this fat bitch of a crow? Sorry? Is the skit?

924
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 3: Is the skit? Now?

925
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: It's your Russell Crowe. You work at a crow shop?

926
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.

927
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 6: Now it's just because the boat has a crow shop

928
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 6: on it.

929
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 2: Fuck Okay, the boat does not know so you didn't

930
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 2: read the document.

931
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 3: I understand. It's fine.

932
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: The boat does not have a crow shop.

933
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 6: Oh okay, cool, cool, that's gonna that's good. We're already

934
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 6: you know a two c here.

935
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 3: That's great.

936
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,720
Speaker 1: Does it fight it at all? That a crow shops

937
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: not really a thing?

938
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm thinking too far. I'm thinking too far ahead.

939
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: Maybe I am wondering about that. We're using the same format.

940
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 2: Are we going to get to suckers as the.

941
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 3: I just got suckers on a stick?

942
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 6: What about you just got murdered? If I rewrite the

943
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 6: get out, we rewrite.

944
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: The outline to you just got murdered.

945
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 5: I do have a crow shop, so like it is

946
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 5: a real thing. I run one, So like, do you have.

947
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: A freezer in that crow shop? Yeah?

948
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 5: Okay, you gotta have one for like just like your

949
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 5: own personal use snacks, ice cream?

950
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 3: Are we worried Russell Crowe is actually a real guy?

951
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 2: Okay? Are you asking because you don't know if he

952
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 2: is or not? Or I don't know if he is

953
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: or not. But we like, does anybody want to do

954
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 2: like an internet search? I don't know if you guys

955
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 2: you have smartphones or not.

956
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 3: I don't.

957
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: I think he's a guy because when we were talking

958
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 1: about the Buffys, I couldn't help but think he.

959
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 3: Is a guy. He is a guy. Yeah, he is

960
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 3: a guy.

961
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 2: He's really a famous He was in uh, Cinderella Man,

962
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 2: and yeah he was a Cinderella Man.

963
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: Cinderella Man.

964
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 2: He was in uh, he was in the Paul Haggis

965
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 2: movie the next three days.

966
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I would recognize him if I saw him,

967
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 5: Russell Yeah.

968
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,240
Speaker 3: Hey, uh what a go ahead?

969
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 7: Ben Jefson, you wanted to say.

970
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, take that fucking life jacket off. What's with you? Guys?

971
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 3: Live a little bit? So here's why I was moving

972
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 3: those things.

973
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: We have the crows option, that's great if we are

974
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: going to get to I got a couple of suckers here.

975
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like an octopus store or something, because like

976
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 2: octopus like have the little like suckers on there as Oh,

977
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: vacuum store. No, I'm thinking maybe were vacuum. Well, we

978
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 2: don't have a vacuum thinking maybe so we're we've got

979
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 2: between here and the boat. If in that distance we

980
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: could put a bucket drop it down into the ocean.

981
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: Saying I don't know if you need to keep what's

982
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 2: in there. I guess you do, because you.

983
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 6: Don't put that in the ocean. Don't put what what

984
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 6: what Stanger put in there? Do not put that in

985
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 6: the ocean. Yeah, that's it's like ice nine. It'll fucking

986
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 6: like that.

987
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 3: Can't go in the ocean.

988
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 6: No, No, the fucking that's what the army was spraying

989
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 6: on trees in fucking Vietnam. It's it's bad news, dude.

990
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 3: Okay, So I mean my.

991
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 2: Problem with it is candy stores are real. Crow stores

992
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: are real. Vacuum stores are real. Octopus stores are fucking bullshit.

993
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 3: Suckers.

994
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: It's just the to the idea of suckers. But you

995
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 1: but do you think you were you saying you wanted

996
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: to try to catch an octopus to bring out.

997
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: I mean, he's got a harpoon gun. I don't know

998
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: if like you could, but just like shoot that in

999
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 2: there a couple of times into the ocean seat.

1000
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: So, so here's your version of the sketch. Hello, you

1001
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: know mister octopus store. Uh, do you have an octopus here?

1002
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: Staying er yep, here you go, and then we have

1003
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: one well.

1004
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 6: Mister completely over, mister Candy's Octopus store. Just sound it's

1005
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 6: like wordy.

1006
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: It sounds weird.

1007
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 2: I think at the end it would be nice if

1008
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: we actually did have whatever we were saying he did.

1009
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: So we do have a treat. We do have what

1010
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: we're saying. We got two suckers on a stick. These

1011
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 1: fucking chumps actually hold the stick for the whole sketch,

1012
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: and we drag it out.

1013
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 3: Man.

1014
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 1: We wait until their legs are buckling. Because they've only

1015
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: been eating candy. They're not very healthy right now, so

1016
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: we put them in a spot where they're really feeling

1017
00:48:58,880 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: it suffering.

1018
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 6: Do you think we have what it takes to really

1019
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 6: drag it out? Though I don't know, I would.

1020
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: What like a thin idea finn premise.

1021
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever tried to fucking hunt an octopus?

1022
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 5: They're one of the smartest creatures in the sea. They

1023
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 5: will outsmart me every step of the way.

1024
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 2: You can't shoot it with a harpoon.

1025
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 3: I got it. It's too smart.

1026
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 6: It's way too smart. You gotta trick. You gotta set

1027
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 6: up a little classroom and a waterproof chalkboard with eight

1028
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 6: pieces of chalk, and then they just show up. There's

1029
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 6: like there's something specific there, like.

1030
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: Put a half finished equation out there. They start trying

1031
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: to solve that.

1032
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 3: You have to at least that's what you'll pass you up.

1033
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 7: Even if you got a field metal, they'll pass.

1034
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: We have time for that. Oh it's about my medal.

1035
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 3: We gotta set up a school. We can, we gotta.

1036
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 3: We gotta gotta cook a school hours.

1037
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 2: We got to close the school, and then we gotta

1038
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 2: have like and we gotta have the equation up there.

1039
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 3: I don't know how far. I don't know.

1040
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 5: Like, you're a smart guy, maybe you can come up

1041
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 5: with an equation on the fly that way, Well you.

1042
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: Read the thing. Is there a school on the boat?

1043
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 2: There's no, there's no school. That's part of like the

1044
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: that's part of how they sold this, about how there's

1045
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 2: like no school, no teachers, no parents, no babysitter.

1046
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 3: No dirty looks.

1047
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm, yeah, I remember that from the from the leaflet.

1048
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he read it just that part. Oh you

1049
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 2: just read that part maybe? Okay, So like, since I

1050
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: am like trying to figure out how to get to

1051
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 2: the suckers thing, I am still concerned about like having

1052
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: Jordan up there, who is like literally feeding all of

1053
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: us for the for the you know, the rest of

1054
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: our lives.

1055
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: Does he like being roasted? Some people fucking get off

1056
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 3: on it.

1057
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, speaking of which, I'm getting aroused thinking about getting roasted. Now,

1058
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 6: you got me fucking I'm picturing I'm picturing just people

1059
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 6: grabbing my belly and going, you little fucking pig, get lost.

1060
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 6: And it's getting me aroused.

1061
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 5: And maybe Jordan's into that. And maybe it's like because

1062
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 5: like you brought up him feeding us. I know you

1063
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 5: were talking about like putting fucking money in our pockets,

1064
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 5: but like maybe he'll like enjoy actually physically feeding us

1065
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 5: on stage.

1066
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 2: Okay, there's no food, there's the candy. You want him

1067
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 2: to feed us over the candy.

1068
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: That's interesting if he's like dangling a twizzler into my

1069
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 1: mouth and I'm sort of like just like taking little nibbles,

1070
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: like working my way closer to his hand.

1071
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 2: So now you like a version where mister Kandowsky does

1072
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 2: have food, And the counter is is this.

1073
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: Is outside of this is outside of the skit. This

1074
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: is abandoning this skit. This is just saying, like, if

1075
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: we want to make Jordan happy, and what he's into

1076
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: is feeding us, you seem really concerned with more servicing

1077
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: the you know, the the buyer or whatever than what

1078
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: I thought was more of a like artistic endeavor.

1079
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 2: I I don't know him, like like Kevin has been

1080
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 2: the intermediary, which I think has been for the best.

1081
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 2: Kevin like if that like does he like this stuff?

1082
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 2: Like does he like getting roasted? He he dish?

1083
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 8: WHOA, where the fucking I was under the Sorry guys,

1084
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 8: holy shit, oly ship man ken that's that's high tech

1085
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 8: frog man gere.

1086
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 3: Whoa.

1087
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 9: Thanks, Yeah, it's very uh uh greasy right now.

1088
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 2: But uh well.

1089
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 5: Yes, you there's a lot of there's a lot of

1090
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 5: fucking ship in the ocean that's on, that's on all

1091
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 5: of us.

1092
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: Did you see that huge ass shark. Everybody missed it

1093
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 3: except me. It jumped sixty feet out of the water.

1094
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 3: I mean, the splat. I don't know how the fuck

1095
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 3: these guys missed it.

1096
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 5: The way it created coming back into the water was

1097
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 5: I'm fucking soaked.

1098
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 6: I can't hear anything on I haven't been able to

1099
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 6: hear anything the entire time we've been.

1100
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 3: Here, so you don't have to hear.

1101
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 2: I mean, it's mostly visual the shark.

1102
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 6: Sorry, what was that?

1103
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: God, I'm so stuck on this idea, all this junk

1104
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: in the ocean. I'm looking at Kevin, He's just dripping

1105
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: with all this disgusting pollution, And what if this is

1106
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 1: our presentation? We walk out, we go, Hello, Patreon, I'm

1107
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: going to describe for you a disgusting parasite, a bacteria,

1108
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: and you try to guess what it is that I'm describing.

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Speaker 1: It latches onto the host, drains it of every conceivable

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Speaker 1: resource just to enrich itself, then leaves it barren, empty

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Speaker 1: and disgusting, And we.

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Speaker 5: Have it behind a h like a like a blanket

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Speaker 5: we put and then we rip the blanket off and

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Speaker 5: it's stangers standing there and we say, the human man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I thought the virus was the human man. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I mean I thought it was going to be Jordan

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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 3: The human animal.

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Speaker 10: Notice man, oh ship, you finally got a good christ

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Speaker 10: Man called Paris, not a second too soon.

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Speaker 7: The blanket is the paywall, Jordan behind it.

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Speaker 5: That's the human man. And then we introduced Jordan. Everybody's

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Speaker 5: fucking agast.

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Speaker 6: I wasn't able to read the document, Hayes, does it

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Speaker 6: have anything about like Jordan is game to stand with

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Speaker 6: a blanket over his head for X amount of minutes I.

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Speaker 2: Did to read the document, it says that he will.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he'll go to sleep if you do that.

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Speaker 5: And in my bad I'm not reading the document. I

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Speaker 5: had to like paste over my windows to let my

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Speaker 5: contact know that I was home.

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Speaker 3: M hmm. That's the signal we use, and Kevin edit

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Speaker 3: that out later.

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Speaker 9: Sure, Jordan's a huge Kid Rock fan, and I was

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Speaker 9: thinking we could use the do you know in the

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Speaker 9: pilot episode of Silicon Valley when Kid Rock is we.

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Speaker 3: Got we gotta yeah, we gotta go, we gotta go.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And just to answer Gabris in terms of your question.

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Speaker 1: Of whether we have what it takes to stretch out

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Speaker 1: a kind of thin idea up on stage. I think,

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Speaker 1: as long as we're all comfortable having some clearly bad parts.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I'm obviously.

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Speaker 9: This week on the Patreon carl And asan take a

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Speaker 9: personality test, the Boys discuss my goals for next year,

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Speaker 9: and The Flagrant Ones are mostly talking all things basketball.

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Speaker 9: including today's with the Action Boys at patreon dot com

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Speaker 9: Slash the Flagrant Ones