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Speaker 2: Why am I doing this?

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Speaker 1: Last year's podcast about the NBA All Star Game is

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Speaker 2: You just haven't learned.

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Speaker 1: Let's just hope the last twenty seven games of the

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Speaker 1: Let these guys fucking go to wherever the fuck they

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Speaker 1: the rest of the regular season. Banging Iron Reports Stereo

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Speaker 1: NBA All Star Weekend came and went, and maybe it

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Speaker 1: should never come back. What a fucking embarrassment. What a

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Speaker 1: If you don't watch the NBA All Star Game, the

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Speaker 2: I break that down. Plus I was bar Mitchfood. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's right. At fifty three, I'm finally a man. All

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Speaker 1: This is the im Rapport Stereo Pockets coming live and

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Speaker 1: direct Boom Live and Diggity Direct from Tel Aviv. Yes back,

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Speaker 1: I am back here in Israel, having an amazing trip,

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Speaker 1: Did I say eating so much food? A lot of

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Speaker 1: Anybody would rather live in Israel than under a fucking terrorist,

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Speaker 1: They're missing out on pizza, pumpkin lottase, NBA two K, NBA, fucking.

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Speaker 1: show a little Mac mcclug, a little white boy dunk

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Speaker 1: in the way they dunk, that would be world peace.

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Speaker 1: Open up a fucking katsuya, a noble You put a

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Speaker 1: California roll in the hand of a fucking innocent gazzin,

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Speaker 1: that'll change their fucking life on milk shape, some Chicken McNuggets,

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Speaker 1: a fucking strip club, some fantasy football, some soccer, some baseball,

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Speaker 1: the shit that we all do on a regular fucking basis.

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Speaker 1: These motherfuck because they're living in the fucking stone age,

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Speaker 1: because they think that Israel doesn't have the right to exist.

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Speaker 1: And this is what the Israel's not going anywhere. From

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Speaker 1: the river to the sea, Israel will be where the

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Speaker 1: fuck it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Fuck out of here.

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Speaker 1: Before the podcast, but I met these soldiers and they're

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Speaker 1: young and their spirit was strong and beautiful, and they

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Speaker 1: fucking understand the history of the country. And like I said,

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Speaker 1: Israel is not perfect. Is Israel and behavior is not perfect,

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Speaker 1: Bibi Netanyanu is far from being fucking perfect. Ask any Israeli.

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Speaker 1: They've been protesting this motherfucker for months, every single weekend

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Speaker 1: before October seventh, every single week and anyway, the Rabbi

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Speaker 1: came out, brought me into the bottom of the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the bottom of the bottom. I was on the

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Speaker 1: you know, I was on some Raiders of the Lost

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Speaker 1: Arc shit, and I got bar Mitz with me.

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Speaker 2: I got.

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Speaker 1: I knew I was getting bar Mitz. It wasn't like

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Speaker 1: a surprise. The idea of soldiers and the whole sort

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Speaker 1: of to do was a surprise.

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Speaker 2: It was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: And the guy who was showing me around with the rabbi,

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Speaker 1: who has eight kids and sixteen fourteen grandkids, he said,

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Speaker 1: only thing I want you to do is encourage and

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Speaker 1: implore other Jews from the United States to come to Israel.

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Speaker 1: And that is going to be one of the things

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Speaker 1: that I really try to do.

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Speaker 2: One day.

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Speaker 1: I want to try to put together a trip sort

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Speaker 1: of produced by me to bring other Jews to Israel

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Speaker 1: for the first time. It was a great experience. My

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Speaker 1: bar Mitchell was fantastic. I'll talk about it more, but

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Speaker 1: I'm having an incredible time. Man. It's emotional, it's informative.

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Speaker 1: I'm learning a lot, getting knowledge of self. I'm on

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Speaker 1: that brand Nubian, I'm on that black Star, I'm on

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Speaker 1: that modest Yahoo, that knowledge of self. The fuck you

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Speaker 1: want to do. But it's been a great, great, great trip.

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Speaker 1: And uh, you know, what can I say? Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: here and I hope everybody else is doing good. I

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Speaker 1: hope everybody else is safe. I hope everyone else is sane.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody else stays disruptive till the next museum quality.

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Speaker 1: I am rap perst ever real pocket. I'm out, Miles, Joanek,

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Speaker 1: the Belief Friendsday, Kay, the Dustmans, take me out of

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Speaker 1: some real lays, take me out with some real loud,

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Speaker 1: but most importantly, end this puppy with something real fust

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Speaker 1: person ever real pockets.

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Speaker 2: Sometime