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Speaker 2: A principle that I was not at all.

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Speaker 3: Let's introduce Sona A.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Sona, Hi, you need she the woman who needs

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Speaker 3: from Conan O'Brien needs a friend, huh, And you're the

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Speaker 1: Right, that's the twist. That's like a It's like a

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Speaker 3: Okay, And don't know her personally, but her her aunt

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Speaker 2: I didn't know. But Sooner get coffee? Does she do

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Speaker 1: Holidate, Holland, holidate. It's a holiday, but it's a date.

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Speaker 1: Not as good as Holid four, but holiday solid.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's good to see you guys again.

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Speaker 3: This rocks.

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Speaker 1: I had farms today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you Mendo? I'm Meno the Chinese chicken salad.

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Speaker 2: going salad there. Hey superfoods, Oh yeah, because it's got

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Speaker 3: No, so Julia Roberts is one of the minions? M

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Speaker 3: Say do you say onion?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Hayes.

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Speaker 3: Now, what's the saddess of us? Uh? Just like the

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Speaker 2: Does Conan ask about us at all? Not once? Not ever, never, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: Never once mentioned you, guys? Does it upset you every

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of things just haven't been working

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Speaker 1: I think that you are a big I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I'm a fan of the president. Things are actually.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, guess he's a president of the whole entire United States,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got very intense just now, so I'm starting

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Speaker 3: Bring politics into this.

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Speaker 1: I didn't bring up say anything. It's the only thing

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Speaker 2: Please? And don't I care?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 3: Uh? I guess it's now seven eight years into my

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Speaker 2: I like to say, you caught the crony virus. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You guys have jackets?

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Speaker 2: I'm finding out that this is why, and that as

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Speaker 1: Is holding still, Yeah, your lack of success is really

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Speaker 2: It be about yeah, thirty four minutes, and then we'd

448
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 2: be like, Okay, well that was so great, thank you

449
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 2: so much, because we'd see him kind of looking around.

450
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: Can I make a suggestion because I you guys invited

451
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: me on to the podcast yesterday. Yeah, as in, you

452
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: gave me a day's notice?

453
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 3: Is that what you that always do? Because I handled terrible.

454
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 3: I handled the all the booking stuff for the show.

455
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 2: That was me, and I farmed that out to Hayes

456
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 2: last minute because normally it is me.

457
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: And so you guys like give your guests the day's notice,

458
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: be like, hey, can you just spare an hour tomorrow

459
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: and just come on our podcast. It's not gonna have

460
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: itp No, it's there's no time to schedule this stuff.

461
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 2: Sean.

462
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 3: We usually do it like Room Raiders. Wait what where?

463
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 2: Normally it's Room Raiders style where the van.

464
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 3: Pulls up and it's like get in, it's your time

465
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 3: to be room Raiders, and then you just like haul

466
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 3: them into the van.

467
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 2: You remember that Go Go Go Room Raiders. I remember

468
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: that show? Yeah, well so do we. We did a

469
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: whole pro version about it. It was really funny.

470
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: So what else is going on? What's happening in like

471
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 3: the neighborhood, any neighborhood stuff.

472
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: Well, I was on an evacuation warning for two weeks,

473
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: so that was fun. There was a giant fire by me.

474
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: But it's done now, so that's good and that's it.

475
00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: She almost got burned. Jesus gross son you got burned.

476
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: Don't get burned, not me.

477
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: My house almost burned down.

478
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 3: No, Sona's house.

479
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys, even your fake concern isn't good.

480
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: Oh, Sony, you didn't tell us that.

481
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: I just I don't want to be here anymore.

482
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: God, that's what's up.

483
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 3: I want to go home, but your house is burning almost.

484
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: Son You can't. You can't go for you there.

485
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: I should have had somebody call me after like twenty

486
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: minutes and been like, there's an accident.

487
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: You have to leave.

488
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: And I've been like, oh my god, you guys, I

489
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: gotta go. You guys, Oh no, what's that. I'm the

490
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: only one who could fix it. I gotta go.

491
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 2: We all know what a fake phone call sounds like.

492
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 2: You don't have to do the whole thing. We can

493
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: all do it. I could do a face I get

494
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: real phone calls all the time. I'm able to masterfully,

495
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 2: you know, imitate getting a phone call. I could do

496
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 2: a fake phone call right now. That would Yeah, he will,

497
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: and he's going to it, and he's actually going to Okay,

498
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: let's see you do it, Sean.

499
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 3: Well, he is going to do it. Right now. Yea,

500
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 3: it is good.

501
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will be good. Yeah, it will be good.

502
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: Hang on, what is this? Oh my ear?

503
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 3: See the way you did it was like you got

504
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 3: the phone in a way that was very fake, and

505
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 3: you didn't like hit it to your ear very hard

506
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 3: at all. It was almost like it wasn't even really

507
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 3: touching your ears.

508
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 2: It was such a perfect phone call that It's like,

509
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 2: that's never how they go in real life. You know

510
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 2: that our lives aren't choreographed like this, sona. What usually

511
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 2: happens is you can't tell if the phone's written or not.

512
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: You hit your ear pretty hard, it kills you don't

513
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: know what it is. You're possibly can cuss for the

514
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 2: rest of the episode. Possibly.

515
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that makes sense. That was so convincing. Thank

516
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: you for showing me how to do that. So now

517
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: the next so wait, so it's it's like it's like, huh.

518
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 2: What well, no, no, what is it? Oh my ear?

519
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

520
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 3: I can't see anything. Who did the fire?

521
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess the electric company.

522
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: I hope it wasn't that girl with the dragon tattoo.

523
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: No.

524
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: I know she's I know she's the good guy and everything,

525
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 2: but I just do not trust some of that stuff.

526
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 2: It's really dark. Hold on, it's really dark. Yeah, we're

527
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: noticing that it's getting dark.

528
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 3: If you think about like the electric company, well, who

529
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 3: needs all that electric?

530
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 2: All right? Really, seconds after she accused the electric company

531
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: have started the fire, her lights went, yeah, almost completely off.

532
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 2: The lighting is just so dark in here. I don't care.

533
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 2: I know you guys.

534
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: Don't release the video of this doesn't matter.

535
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 2: Kevin keeps it for a collection of his but it

536
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: doesn't ever get shown anyway.

537
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 3: He put oh hey, wow, not the term we use

538
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: hard drive, and also not the way Kevin does it.

539
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: What how does Kevin do it?

540
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: What do you do with this footage? Kevin?

541
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 3: Spank is like that makes it sound like a kind

542
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 3: of like forceful act.

543
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. It's very passive.

544
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, with Kevin, it's like it's very very passive.

545
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: Then what would you call it?

546
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: He just lies face down on the bed and kind

547
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 3: of worms around.

548
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: If it's not a spank bank, what is it?

549
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: What's it called?

550
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 3: It's sort of like a caterpillar credit uniar.

551
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: I guess it's like, yeah.

552
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 3: Sona, what are we doing for the holiday party this year?

553
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: Uh?

554
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 3: Where are we going?

555
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do nothing. We're just gonna stay

556
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,719
Speaker 1: here and do nothing.

557
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: What do you what do you mean?

558
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: What are you doing for a holiday party? Are you

559
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: going anywhere? Are you doing anything?

560
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: Churey's out, He's available. You know, if the right invite

561
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: comes along, it might coax him out of his you know,

562
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 2: Caterpillar Credit Union.

563
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: We got invited to the last party, Kevin. You went

564
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 3: right the Conan party.

565
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 5: I think you got invited similar to how I invite

566
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 5: guests to the show where it was like the moments

567
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 5: before it was about a curve.

568
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was about forty minutes into the party.

569
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big don't show up if I've ever

570
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: heard of one.

571
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: So wait did you go?

572
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 3: Uh?

573
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: Well, I went to the address that I was given.

574
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: There was no evidence of a party per se. I

575
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: ended up having a pretty good time. Sorry, my dog

576
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 2: wants to come to Oh wow, whoa what?

577
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: All right? Sorry?

578
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: Sergeant Sergeant Blue fust, thank you for your service.

579
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 3: Is that the name?

580
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: It's Oki, Sergeant Blue?

581
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: Really close, really close. That's the closest we've ever been.

582
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 2: You've you almost had it, that's for sure. Good job.

583
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: Good guess Wait were you guys?

584
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: Really invited to our holiday party, and you didn't think so.

585
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: I think so.

586
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 3: So you're just staying home this year.

587
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not taking a.

588
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 3: Roast chestnuts on the huge fire outside your house.

589
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wildfire that was raging.

590
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 2: Just put a chestnut on a stick out the window.

591
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly, that's how close it is. And yeah,

592
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna roast a chestnut on the wildfire that's raging

593
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: in the mountains by.

594
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 2: My house, off the stick. Care that's dangerous.

595
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 3: Sona mountain house? What is it? What is this? Uh?

596
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 3: What is it like up.

597
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: There in the mountains?

598
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 3: Yes, mountain in your mountain house.

599
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: I'm not like in a mountain. I'm just near a

600
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: mountain house. Mountain house. Oh do you think that how

601
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: the mountain?

602
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 3: I think that. I don't think the house is inside

603
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: the mountain. I think it is on top of the mountain.

604
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 3: You are in the house.

605
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's fine. I like it. It's cool, there's trees,

606
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: it's nice. It's a nice place.

607
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 3: M hm.

608
00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: Address.

609
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: Uh what would you do if I gave you my

610
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: address right now? Sleep it out, whip it out, I said,

611
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: bleep it out?

612
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: What is my even out for your address? He's asking

613
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: you just if you have one.

614
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 2: You know, he said, what's your address?

615
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 3: Address?

616
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: I said address, Like, how do you address? How do

617
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 2: you because I've lived in some places, you know, some

618
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 2: like mountain type houses, but I don't have an address.

619
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: You didn't have an address?

620
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 3: Please?

621
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have an address, serge Oki, Okay, chill out. Sorry,

622
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: you guys are just gonna edit all.

623
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 3: From real world.

624
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: That's home from world.

625
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: My husband is text she's she's barking. You lost your

626
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: you lost your privileges. Okie, I'm having a very professional podcast.

627
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 2: Your husband's tech from Oh my god, you never mentioned

628
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: that Kevin. Can we get him?

629
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 5: Is he available tomorrow?

630
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

631
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 3: Did you go anywhere this week? Did you go any errands?

632
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 3: This is freak Show Friday? Where were the Freaks show?

633
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: Okay? I got a lot of candy and I got back.

634
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: We went to the candy store and I'm gonna no,

635
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: I just got candy from like CVS, and I'm gonna

636
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: give it to the kids that are in the neighborhood.

637
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you listen to on the way to CVS?

638
00:34:54,239 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: Can we guess? Yeah? Go ahead, even flo oh lot

639
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: a flyer, He don't know. Oh he changes that way?

640
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: Was that you were into that?

641
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 2: Sean?

642
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: Did you dye your hair? Did you bleach your hair

643
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: like Eminem? Were you a big eminem.

644
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 2: Guy back in the day? And I didn't bleach it?

645
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: I use a generous dosage of sun in did you really?

646
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 2: I certainly didn't go easy on the sun in front.

647
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: I had a huge crush on a guy who used

648
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: son in at school.

649
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: And I couldn't blame you there. No, it's terrible. I

650
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: was a real dream. Yeah, so was I close? What

651
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,439
Speaker 2: were you listening to? Probably you were listening to Codonia friend?

652
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: Huh, Yeah, I listened to the podcast I'm on all

653
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: the time when I'm not recording. It's all I listened to.

654
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: Do you listen to your podcast all the time?

655
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 3: I do?

656
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 2: Wait, do you really? I've heard a bunch of them. Yeah.

657
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: Do you listen and just like see if you nailed it?

658
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll listen to a real old one.

659
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: That's nice.

660
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh God, was I ever that young? Would shock you?

661
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: Don't know? I was once considered quite beautiful.

662
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh I think you're beautiful now, Sean.

663
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in a real way, though.

664
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: What what as opposed to like a fake way?

665
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

666
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 3: Does, and that really happened. Just say, Hayes gets really embarrassed.

667
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 3: It's a show. We have to just we just have

668
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 3: to keep the show going. So just just say if it.

669
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 2: Really happened or whatever you were whatever, I couldn't hear.

670
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really happened.

671
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 3: Oh what oh god, Sona. Did you ever go on

672
00:36:55,239 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 3: a trip ever? Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, yeh okay, okay,

673
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 3: what what happened?

674
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: What happened on that trip I went on? Yes, I

675
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 1: had a really good time. How long I traveled there?

676
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: And I stayed there and then I came back after

677
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: a certain period.

678
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 2: The trip go three days?

679
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 3: Yes?

680
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: Was that the right answer?

681
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: Uh, that's Hayes, you owe me. Okay, okay, I told you.

682
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 3: Good for it. I'm good for it.

683
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 5: If Conan won't do the podcast, could the boys do

684
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 5: the next like a broad trip that Conan does, we

685
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 5: go on.

686
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 3: The trip with him. That's okay, I'll go, I'll go,

687
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 3: I'll go do a week of field pieces.

688
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: Okay, Where would you guys want to go?

689
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 2: Me? Where would I be allowed?

690
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 3: Probably the beach?

691
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: Yes, you want to You could go anywhere in the world,

692
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: anywhere in the world, and you would go to the beach.

693
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 2: Was it in appropriate to say mountain house? You've made

694
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 2: it sound awful nice, Yeah, and we know it hasn't

695
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 2: addressed now.

696
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: So uh, Kevin, I don't think that's gonna happen.

697
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

698
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: I don't even need to run that up the proper

699
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: channels to know that's that's probably a hard No, that's

700
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: a hard pass.

701
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 3: ConA won't let anyone go to your house.

702
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: You want to shoot a special at my house?

703
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 3: ConA. I just didn't really think he was that kind

704
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: of boss where like, no one is even allowed to

705
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 3: go to your house.

706
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean unusual policy.

707
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 2: As an employment policy, I find that slightly unusual. And

708
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: I'll take the heat for saying that.

709
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: Do you guys, do you guys go on trips?

710
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 2: Oh no, just mentally yeah, Oh that's good.

711
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I know, yeah, what if what if they're

712
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 5: just on the plane, they don't leave the plane, so.

713
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: They come on the plane, Conin flies to his next destination.

714
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: They get there, but then when the plane everybody gets off,

715
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: they just sit Joe and then you wait.

716
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 3: We make sure nobody comes on there and like does

717
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 3: some you have a job?

718
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: Her advantages? The plane's safe, which is great. Yeah, we're

719
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: not scared. Okay, we're not panicking. Uh huh, because we

720
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 2: already know where we are. There's wi FI.

721
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 3: I assume I can stay on there and keep my

722
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 3: finger in the part of the magazine where he was.

723
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: That's your whole okay, not losing that place. You two are.

724
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: Really good at pitching things. I just want to make

725
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: sure you know.

726
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: Thank you because that okay, yeah, you got this podcast.

727
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: After this, I'm really gonna make sure Conan knows how

728
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: good you guys are at pitching things, and then tell

729
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: him all about what we talked about, and he's gonna

730
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 1: be like, I really want to go on that podcast now.

731
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: Just give him a glove, a baseball glove, a club.

732
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: I'll be like, what the heck is this?

733
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 3: I just met the best damn picture of my life.

734
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta go.

735
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 2: Get I'm getting Hello.

736
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: What an accident? I gotta go.

737
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 2: You so fake? So what else? You chaburger choice, Go, cheeseburger, choice,

738
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: Go cheeseburger, Like, what are we talking? In and out?

739
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: Don't put any fucking tomatoes in it?

740
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: That's all.

741
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 3: No tomatoes, cheeseburger.

742
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: I will eat I need cheeseburger if you put a

743
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: tomato in it, I'll throw it back at your face.

744
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: I hate them. I hate tomatoes in any sort of cheese.

745
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, cheeseburger thrown. You imagined one of your relatives was

746
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 2: a butcher. Yes, my grandpa. Oh that's so interesting. Tell

747
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: me more Aboutandpa was.

748
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: My dead day. That's what you call I call my

749
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: grandpa since he was twelve, was a butcher and he

750
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: has no problem killing any animals. And when I first

751
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: moved into my our house when we were when I

752
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: was four, there was a possum and the man took

753
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: a rake and he stabbed the possum with it. Then

754
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: he brought it out showed it to me, my four

755
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: year old self, this dead possum dangling on a rake,

756
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: and he goes, I got it.

757
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 3: Which side of the which side of the rake?

758
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: The uh rod handle?

759
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 3: Rake side?

760
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 2: The rake side, the rake side? Oh yep, big possum.

761
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 2: Well let me say this, is it not that kind

762
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: of show awful story? Perhaps your friend Conan likes that

763
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 2: kind of story on his show. This is actually freak

764
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: Show Friday, where people come to just chill and learn

765
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: about the mutilation of actually amazing creature. The only marsupial

766
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 2: in North America, very very rarely carries any kind of

767
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 2: disease or virus because their blood temperature is so low

768
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: that most bacteria can't even live there. They're extremely sweet animals.

769
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: They eat vermin, they eat ticks. Jack. What stops us

770
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: from being able to get lyme disease? And what do

771
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: we do with them? It's not stabbing with a rake.

772
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: What we do we see a possum is we hug

773
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 2: and we kiss them?

774
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 3: Okay, will ever hear that awful story again?

775
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: He killed it? You never tell that story again on

776
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: my show. We're effectively stabbing that story with a rake,

777
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: and now we're showing it to you, Sona and saying

778
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 2: we got it.

779
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: Well, can I just say, you guys are giving me

780
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: nothing to work with that You invited me on your

781
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: show yesterday?

782
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 3: I it was two days ago, to be fair.

783
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: Was it two days ago?

784
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 3: Kevin?

785
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: For reals? I sent the links yesterday. Okay, two days hammer.

786
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: So two days ago.

787
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: It's still not enough time. Sorry, laying back in the

788
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 2: cut with the damn hammer.

789
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: But I come here. You guys don't have any questions?

790
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, question what do you think? What's up? Is?

791
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 2: What do you think cheeseburger choice go is.

792
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, address, Yeah, it's a question. One of those hard

793
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: hitting Okay, thank you, Barbara.

794
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 3: Very curious conversation.

795
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah you wanted this to be a freaking interrogation or something. No,

796
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: but you're like hard hitting. Figure out where.

797
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about sona guest that I invited

798
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: on two days ago, which still isn't enough time.

799
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 3: Kevin saying what's up?

800
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 2: What if I was working? Were interested in?

801
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm good. How are you guys doing.

802
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 5: It's the worst week of my life, the worst week

803
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 5: of Kevin's entire That's another thing.

804
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: You guys are all three of you are like, oh,

805
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: this is the worst week of my life. Everything sucked. Anyway,

806
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: let's talk to Sona and see how she's doing.

807
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 2: Like, what what are you?

808
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: Are you new with this? What are you guys doing?

809
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

810
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 3: I guess we thought you would.

811
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 2: Yes, we didn't know.

812
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: I could be watching TV right now?

813
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: What TV?

814
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: Which TV? Uh? Which TV am I watching?

815
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

816
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: It's a Samsung.

817
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 2: Where is a curve screen?

818
00:44:59,760 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: One?

819
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 1: You know it's not curve screen?

820
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: Do you guys have a curve screen?

821
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 3: Like?

822
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: What is that?

823
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is I don't know why

824
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: anybody would curve?

825
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 2: Is that a bit? And is that interesting? Is that

826
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: a bit?

827
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: You know, it's not as interesting as stabbing a possibly?

828
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, No.

829
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: He doesn't even have one bit of TV.

830
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kevin, do we have that clean?

831
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: The worst was, you know, it was you smiling afterwards.

832
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: I hated that. I'm sorry that was so upsetting. I

833
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: think actually it's that you were like when I'm happy

834
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 2: to see him happy and see him enjoying himself. To me,

835
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 2: happiness is not a zero sum game. So it can

836
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: be true that Hayes is happy and smiling, and I

837
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 2: can be feeling something warm and positive as well. But

838
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 2: for you, I mean to me again, correct me if

839
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: I'm wrong. And I think I actually figured out what

840
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: you were actually listening to on the way to the CVS,

841
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 2: because I think you're the kind of person who's says

842
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 2: I'm only happy when it rains? Right?

843
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 3: Is that right?

844
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: No?

845
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 3: Where's the TV?

846
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: It's in the TV room, the living room, Absolutely.

847
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 3: The living room. I guess watching TV isn't what I

848
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: call living.

849
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 2: Going to the zoo, I guess for me, it's going

850
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 2: to the zoo. Okay, see animals.

851
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's living.

852
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: I'd give you something a podcast about and actually have

853
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: an experience.

854
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 2: Thanks.

855
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, next time Conan O'Brien needs a friend plug, I

856
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: will talk about the zoo.

857
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 3: I had listened to. That be my first episode I

858
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 3: check in with Singing. One has been about the zoo.

859
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: So far mm hmm.

860
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: I've been scrubbing through looking for.

861
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 3: It's been like, what's that movie you did?

862
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: Come? Well?

863
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 3: Well?

864
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 2: So watching on TV? Huh? What show were we watching? Oh?

865
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: I thought we were winding down? I am what was

866
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: I watching?

867
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 2: Just now?

868
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 1: I was watching? I think I was just rewatching maybe

869
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 1: a Rick and Morty.

870
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 2: Or yeah, sauce sauce. Oh my god, pickle sauce. Okay,

871
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 2: pickle sauce epic?

872
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 3: Okay, Rick, here we go it raw, I'm the pickles

873
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 3: saw ass Rick rap? Come on, I'm getting a sauce Morty.

874
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 3: I don't know about the sauce Rick rap? Yes you do?

875
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 2: Do you guys watch Rick and Morty too?

876
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 5: Yeah?

877
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 3: Thank you. Maybe you can tell her of our sense

878
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 3: of humor.

879
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 2: Maybe pretty much proven that beyond doubt, at least in

880
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: this version of the multiverse where we watch it. Obviously

881
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: a dimension where we don't as well shoot the ray guns.

882
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 3: We're jocks who like that stuff too.

883
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: Oh you are you guys are a couple of jocks.

884
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 2: Are you perfect spiral? What do you? What do you play?

885
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: I throw a perfect damn spiral. Oh that's what you

886
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 2: throw eighty yards? That's cool. Wow.

887
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: When I see the two of you, I just think, jocks.

888
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: Well that's not enough. You have to also think that

889
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: we watched.

890
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 3: It and more.

891
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, you gotta go.

892
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 3: It's time. You have a lot going on for someone

893
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: who wouldn't even can't even say what's up?

894
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just there's a lull in the conversation

895
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: because you guys are so much fun being chill. I'm like, then,

896
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: I guess we'll just end it. I'm gonna put us

897
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: all out of our misery and I'm just gonna end it.

898
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 3: I'm actually happy I have. This is becoming actually one

899
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 3: of the best weeks of my life.

900
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 2: This is now turning the corner and it's definitely one

901
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 2: of the top five weeks my life with potential to

902
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 2: become number one. So let's think about that for a second.

903
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: And what I'll say is, I think the really great

904
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 2: sign of like true friendship, unlike probably what you have

905
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: with Conan is when you can actually just be chill

906
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 2: and be quiet around each other and be totally comfortable. Nice.

907
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, just sitting there with your friends.

908
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: Just sitting and that's like, wow, this is really comfort.

909
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 3: What are you guys thinking about?

910
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking about how much I hate this.

911
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: Bye.