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Speaker 1: I knew modern art was a load of crap. It's

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Speaker 1: one more thing, Armstrong and Getty.

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Speaker 2: One that's like your opinion. Man.

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Speaker 1: Before we get to this list of CIA documents that

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Speaker 1: have been disclassified, I'm gonna have to read through all these.

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Speaker 1: There's some interesting stuff in here. Things get declassified after

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Speaker 1: a certain amount of time, you know, yeah, just does

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Speaker 1: so a big treasure trove of these just came out.

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Speaker 1: But first I wanted to hit this so during Super

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Speaker 1: Interesting Cool during the Armstrong Angetty radio show, I angered

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Speaker 1: some people by not taking Nicky Haley seriously enough or something.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I've taken it fairly seriously from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: But I can vouch for that he has yes.

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Speaker 1: But I guess if you don't do it every single time,

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Speaker 1: and somebody only hears one comment, like me commenting on

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Speaker 1: her dress today, I feel like that's the only thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever thought about her. She was wearing a red

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Speaker 1: dress and I said, man, it's some nice dress. In

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Speaker 1: defense of Jack, red is a bold color for a

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Speaker 1: politician to wear. It is. If you wear a bright

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Speaker 1: red dress, I assume you're trying to do some attention

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Speaker 2: But isn't there some forbidding of doing that in the

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Speaker 2: Book of Leviticus or something like that, wearing a red dress.

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Speaker 1: But this person went on to say, if a man

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Speaker 1: made a speech wearing a red suit, I'll bet you

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Speaker 1: would have mentioned that first as well. And then the

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Speaker 1: women get that you have all the options for all

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Speaker 1: these different clothes you can wear. If Mitt Romney came

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Speaker 1: out in a bright red suit, I mean, the first

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Speaker 1: thing anybody said, holy crap.

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Speaker 2: Like he's sindbad or something.

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Speaker 1: Yes, for instance, a professional pool player or something out.

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Speaker 2: You know you will see this at the State of

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Speaker 2: the Union address too, if you torture yourself by watching

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Speaker 2: it Thursday as we record this March seventh. It's always

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Speaker 2: struck me. You see the Senate Chamber or the House chamber,

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Speaker 2: and you have every single guy in a dark suit,

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Speaker 2: blue tie, every single damn one of them. And then

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Speaker 2: you've got the many colors of the rainbow of the coals.

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Speaker 2: They're wearing white and yellow and red and blue and

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Speaker 2: whatever they want, dresses, pants, suits, brooches, no brooches. You

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Speaker 2: got all the options to you. If you're a woman, Katie,

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Speaker 2: but only of course. The downside is, I know I've

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Speaker 2: heard women say this before, is I got to come

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Speaker 2: up with something to wear where you get to just

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Speaker 2: throw on a suit and always call yourself dressed up correct,

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Speaker 2: Which is handy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely well, especially because it's also simpler. You have

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Speaker 3: your your pants, your shirt, your jacket, which is what

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Speaker 3: you guys wear usually.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I wear a suit to work most every day,

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Speaker 1: and it is it is. It is easier than dressing

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Speaker 1: casual to wear a suit.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely true. If you have two suits, you've

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Speaker 2: covered it. If you have three, you're trying too hard.

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Speaker 2: And the other thing is about suits is you can

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Speaker 2: gain five pounds loose five pounds. They fit fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got four suits. I rotate a bunch of

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Speaker 1: dress shirts. It's super easy to drive. But if I

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Speaker 1: a lot of money in time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dresses are not forgiving, guys. I'll tell you that

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Speaker 4: those things do not.

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Speaker 1: Give Either it fits the way it did when you

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Speaker 1: bought it or not.

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Speaker 4: Yes, or and it'll never fit that way again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting, I've not had that situation.

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Speaker 4: I haven't tried on many dresses. Huh.

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Speaker 1: So, the CIA has done a lot of wacky things

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Speaker 1: throughout the years, and a whole bunch of it has

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Speaker 1: been declassified because after twenty five years, or thirty years

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Speaker 1: or fifty years, there are different rules for different levels

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Speaker 1: of stuff. Some of this stuff comes out. Some of

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Speaker 1: this I've heard before. Some of this I'd never like.

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Speaker 1: All this stuff about the way these ways we tried

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Speaker 1: of this new stuff I had not heard. The Osama

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Speaker 1: bin Laden demon toy. The plan after nine eleven was

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Speaker 1: going to make figurines that looked like Osama bin Laden

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Speaker 1: and give them to kids in South Asia. After being

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Speaker 1: its face would peel off to reveal a demon like

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Speaker 1: objective was to scare kids and their parents, so Ben

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Speaker 1: Laden and al Qaida would lose support.

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Speaker 2: Points for creativity. Geeze, how about a stick with me? Now?

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Speaker 2: How about a melting faced demon figurine.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like they were on some bad acid. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: there are no bad ideas, Joe. Let's go with the

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Speaker 1: Osama bin laden demon face. This one's from the Cold War,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think i'd heard this one before. The

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Speaker 1: Cold War. Condom drop plan, CIA operatives drew up a

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Speaker 1: plan to have packets of extra large condoms labeled small

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Speaker 1: dropped on the USSR. The idea was to lower their morale.

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Speaker 1: That would work. Wow, I can't a small condoms? Still

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Speaker 1: way too big for me. Wow, my penis must be

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Speaker 1: tiny compared to the West.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: With this tiny penis, I see no reason to fight

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Speaker 1: for the Motherland. If I had a giant penis, I

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Speaker 1: would lay down my life gladly for this correct till

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Speaker 1: the end. Yes, But with this minuscule penis, I am

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Speaker 1: just going home right. This is a devilish plan.

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Speaker 2: It's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The acoustic Kitty. They basically put a microphone in a

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Speaker 1: radio and a cat and released it in the Soviet

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Speaker 1: embassy to wander around eavesdropping since nobody suspects a wandering cat.

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Speaker 2: Wow, wow, poor a cat.

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Speaker 3: All of these ideas just sound like somebody was really

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Speaker 3: high to me, They really do.

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Speaker 2: Dude. What if you're like, put a microphone up a

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Speaker 2: cat and then turn it loose because nobody's gonna think

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Speaker 2: of cat's a spy, d most What if the cat

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Speaker 2: spy pooped out the mic, Dude, then it totally be busted.

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Speaker 2: What are they gonna do? Question the cat man?

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Speaker 1: Most cat evert most places of work I've been in.

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Speaker 1: You just don't ignore wandering stray cats in the hallways. Huh,

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Speaker 1: It's a different time, another straight cat. Anyway, Jim as

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Speaker 1: I was saying, the place to attack the United States

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Speaker 1: is eh, boy, but this is the one I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get on because it backs up. I believe Hitler

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Speaker 1: and I agree on one thing, and that is modern

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Speaker 1: art is bogus.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: But modern art as a CIA weapon. Back during the sixties,

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Speaker 1: the CIA noticed that artists tend to lean towards socialism communism.

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Speaker 1: They realize the best way to prevent this or discredit

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Speaker 1: these political positions was to make them wealthy so that

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Speaker 1: they would be more invested in capitalism. To do this,

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Speaker 1: the CAA anonymously bought modern art pieces, no matter how nonsensical,

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Speaker 1: for very high prices, making a whole bunch of modern

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Speaker 1: artists rich, so they would embrace capitalism. So a lot

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Speaker 1: of that modern art that got successful and sold was

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Speaker 1: a CIA plot, not some discerning art collector.

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Speaker 2: Hmmm, that makes the cat Ass mic sounds like a

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Speaker 2: really good idea. I mean, good, lord, really what the

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Speaker 2: wow sounds like.

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Speaker 4: A massive waste of money?

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Speaker 2: I know it will do. I mean what if they

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Speaker 2: just like donated to the Communist Party? I mean, I

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Speaker 2: don't like, that's just that is weak.

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Speaker 1: So liked the cat Ass microphone store better than the

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Speaker 1: big fan of that one by buying modern art huge,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a cat.

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Speaker 2: Did they give any any specific examples? I mean, like,

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Speaker 2: was Andy Warhol entirely a product of the CIA's right,

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Speaker 2: you know, writing checks?

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Speaker 1: Nobody had any interest in those soup cans except for

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Speaker 1: the CIA. Could be I don't know, doesn't say.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, how interesting.

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Speaker 1: Cat Ass microphone that's your favorite idea for a number.

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Speaker 2: Of reasons, exactly of course, the way they walk around

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Speaker 2: with their tails up in the air. You could a camera,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, when he turns that toward you at the

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Speaker 1: camera at the wide angle, Well, it has to be

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Speaker 1: I'm here, love, I'm not a cat, says the

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Speaker 2: Cat wandering around the embassy, Well, I guess that's it.