WEBVTT - Ep 48: The HOW TO guide to single life! Feat. The Pickup Arist 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.360 All right, sucking. Hey, we're horrible decisions and Mandy always 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.520 wants to lead and stuff, and I guess y'all be like, wheezy, 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:07.400 you should try it sometime. Well, this is what you're 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:11.880 gonna get. I'm very unenthused. And he's only half black. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:17.919 This is really really trash. Um we like, I don't know, 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:20.800 like a rewind DJ rewind? Now? Was that a dog? 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:27.880 I hate? I don't know. I tried to do like 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.800 the little rewind that I've been putting in the beginning 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.080 of the episode. You didn't try to do anything. I did. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:39.520 Try to. Have been a long day for me, okay, 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.640 I had I had class, two classes and work today 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.000 and now we're recording for two hours and we have 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.640 a late guest already. So it's just like my head 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.720 is just fucking pounding. Well, let me entertain you a 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.720 by my mom p. Well wait, can we let people 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.320 know if you if they listen to them. See, you 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:57.520 did an awful job with this introduction ship. They collicked 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:01.320 on the link that told means ship guys easy. I 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:06.000 don't bark, she does, and I'm Mandy And this is 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:10.559 another of horrible decisions with a late ass guest. As 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:15.840 always because you know, so I guess you have black? 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.040 What are you You're not? Are you have black? He's 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.880 Puerto Rican and Italian. That's enough nick to me. Not 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:27.040 Puerto Ricans are black, bro, Yeah they are. Can we 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:32.480 get your black ass on the micro? Black? No. We 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.840 had a guess, um, not a guest, but a listener 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.720 right my um Twitter today and she was like, UM, 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.840 this guy Alex wait, he sounds fine as fun. I'm 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:44.399 gonna need to know what he looks just about, you know, 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:48.600 until you said you were an actual policeman. Um. I 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.920 was asking Mandy like damn, he kind of cup blah blah. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.240 And then she's like he's a cop and I was like, 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:56.640 well that goes. I dried it right up. What do 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.520 you mean? What's wrong with that? Do you know what 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:02.400 I do on the weekends. I think I'm not gonna lie. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:03.960 I don't know what pants you had all last time 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:05.480 we were recording, but they hit you very you know 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:07.480 what it was you had like a college but it 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.679 was like hot. I think it has a very hot look. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.720 I mean you're with the hoodie tonight that'll work too, 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.960 But don't get too flattered. Just come after work next time, 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.200 I told you, we need to see you in uniform, 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.840 so I like a man in uniform. You guys this 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.079 month for horrible Decisions. We are trying to feature all 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.639 couples right and celebrate love. But then Mandy and I 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.800 were talking last night and I was like, what about 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.880 people that aren't in love? What about people that are 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:32.360 just in love with being horrible? And then I thought 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:36.799 it the most horrible person I knew, and it was Anthony, 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.440 like a pussy So so I'm not gonna lie. I've 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:45.560 heard some pretty interesting things about you. Um it was 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:47.840 literally I don't know. I guess y'all went out and 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.240 had a hell of a fucking night and you were 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.160 telling her all these stories. She was like, I got 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.200 a new guest, bro, Bro, I got him, Bro, it's 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.720 gonna be fucking awesome, like and she like got really high. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:59.600 I don't know if maybe you talk like this, but 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:03.840 she got into this really hype. Bro. He is literally 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:07.480 the person that makes me feel like my body physically drained. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.560 Like he tries to hang out with me, like we 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.360 go to the gym together, right, and so he's like, oh, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.359 let's grab dinner after, and I'd be scared to say yes, 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.880 because I know what's gonna happen all night. My mom 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.760 went to Anthony's birthday party after the next game and 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.200 threw up in a cup. After she threw up, looks 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:27.000 up and goes, oh my god, honey, I love him. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.880 Anthony is fabulous. After he's got her up in v 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.720 I p holding his greg Goose bottle. It was just 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:38.120 it's just bad. Anthony just makes you and he's trying. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.000 I think my mom wants to she wants me to 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.880 fuck him. And if I call my god, well, we 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:44.880 can talk about the three of us well, or you 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.240 could do what is it that Pete said? Maybe you 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.280 and your mom can suck him together? Push All right, 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.200 So Anthony, we're just gonna start this off with a bang. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:56.160 I have some have you ever questions for you? Um. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.840 I feel like a lot of these you probably would 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:00.800 have already done. I don't know, Um, what is the 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:05.200 number of most people if you've ever sucking orgy the 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:09.040 same room? Two? About you, guys and girls? I guess, 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:10.760 so how many were in the room or how many 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.080 many people are in the room? Uh? And what about you, wheezy? 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.159 I think we should all answer this question. I'm mixed 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:22.680 three room. You always be remembering. That's why I'm like, 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.760 I remember you were time and you just thought I did. Oh, 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.920 never mind, So what's the number? Though? I was thinking 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.520 it was Miami, but it was another city when we 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.600 was in a casino. We was in a casino and 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:43.440 the dude for us, oh ship Detroit. That was kind 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.360 of wait you was while that weekend. I just wanted 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:51.440 to get paid. Okay, So okay, what is the most 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:54.040 the number of girls you fucked, like within the same day, 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.200 and if you have how many hours passed between three 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:02.240 girls in the same Not too bad, You've done at 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.800 least two and twenty four hours. No like in a 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:10.200 three comes one without a shower. Times, I don't have 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.440 a time. Me and he were chilling in his apartment 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.160 last weekend. He was like, come here real quick. I'm like, 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.719 I'm not gonna suck you, Anthony. He's like, no, let 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.760 me just show your panties. You know what You're probably no, 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.680 you're probably one of those people that you have to 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.839 just walk into your house and not think about anything 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:25.680 you do, because I probably would be scared to sit 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:30.320 on your couch. One person very clean, I lay sheets down, 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.960 I lay in that catch, Anthony, have you ever had 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.960 a girl ship on your dick? Uh? Not intentionally but 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.760 for mentally? Yeah, you too. No, what do you mean 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.080 she has never come out of your ass during ant 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.400 I've only had anial like twice and no ship ever 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.920 came out. Because I was like really ready to have it. 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:53.679 But like if you're like to get your ass bucked whenever, 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.680 and it's like part of my normal repertoire, I'm I'm 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.160 gonna try and put it in. So I you didn't 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:02.159 prepare that, you know how much came out what I said, 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.800 Like girls, I don't tell the girls it's gonna happen. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:06.680 I'm just gonna try it, and a lot of them 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.840 will do it and they hadn't prepared for the day. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.640 And like you don't want to know, of course, how 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:16.240 do you's a that's I prepare? Now, wait, you have 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:20.160 to share, you're so me. You have to share how 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.599 you I mean you put it THEMB in first? Of course, 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.760 you see if she's open to that, and she's open 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.520 to that, and then you have it like you're probably 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:28.880 on the side of her and you're like putting it 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:30.560 in and out and then you're kind of putting it 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.360 towards the ascid. She's no, no, No'm like, baby, it's okay, 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.080 I wasn't ready. I have one more that it's I 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.280 feel like he is always basically the theme of our shot. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.839 We we've actually haven't talked about pissed a while. I'm 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.240 very proud of up until now. But we're gonna go 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:50.680 ahead and introduce piss once again. Have you pete on 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.159 and been pete on? Which one? Both? So? I appearing 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.680 on the shower just as a matter of fact, we're 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.159 in the shower. But does she know you're peing? Wait? 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.160 Without you can't be pissing know I do that? It's 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.240 like this mark your territory. It's like a joke thing, 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:07.080 got a joke. No, didn't you get in the shower 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.200 when you pissed on somebody? It's actually, first off, he 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:11.960 was laying down on the shower. This was all pre 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.720 talked about. He wanted to be piste on, so it 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.320 was okay. I don't know how I would feel if 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.760 I'm in a warm shower with a man and I 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:25.520 feel warmer stream over that dude. The last time I 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.080 got on the shower and he was like, now I 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.120 owe ne I was like, and I looked and I 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.000 saw the I was pissed, but seeing you were mad, right, 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:35.720 I just watched I like watching a tap dancer on 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:42.200 the shower, like, wait, have you ever pee on dry land? No? 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:44.560 Because then you got to clean it up? It's to me, 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.080 it's just I mean then you yeah, I've never peet 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.160 on dry land either. It's really you said you've been 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.760 peed on, but in dry land in a shower, because 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:58.640 in a shot in the shower golden shower showers, Yes, 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.560 it's a golden shower. Was gonna be like, and I 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.640 guess that day. We're not laying fucking a whole all right, 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.679 are we talking plastic? Wait? You had a golden shower 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.760 like all in the shower, right, but not like my 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.800 I feel like the ship you did how he wanted 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.480 in his mouth and ship, I feel like he didn't 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.520 really want it in his mouth. He wanted, but he 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.920 said he wanted to drink it out of wanted when 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.000 I squirt, he wanted to mix that with sirok and 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:26.600 drink that my piss. He just wanted right here so 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:29.440 that it kind of shot up to his face like 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.679 with sprinkles. I did get squirt it on, So I 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.719 guess that counts, right. I mean, I just wanted to 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.800 cover my face with something. Oh, I just like because 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:43.839 they're paying us, right, Sorry? All right? Um, So for today, 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.560 our kink of the week is come swapping. I feel 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.240 like it's really really basic, but I do want to 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:52.000 say I always thought come swapping was just like two 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.599 girls after a blow job. Apparently it's the act of 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:58.600 two or more people doing anything. And so we think 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.520 we've talked about snowballing, which I've talked about snowballing, which 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.760 is when a guy um ejaculates into a girl's mouth 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.560 and then they kiss. But come swapping is a different thing. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.520 What wait, how does it difference? Apparently it's the act 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:14.640 of like literally not just kissing, but like exchanging it 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:18.000 back and forth, making it like why am I doing 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:22.040 this light hand like like like like a volley, like 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:25.320 a ping pong of come so like when you pull 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.480 gum out of your mouth like that kind of like 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.080 it has to be exchanged back and forth, regardless of ginger, 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.120 regarding regardless of whose coming is or how many people 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:37.040 are involved in the come swap. If the premous conditions 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.079 are met, it's considered. Well, actually, Anthony is frowning his 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.520 face like he ain't about this life unacceptable. Hold on, 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:46.240 that's unacceptable, But blowing coke in a girl, that's is 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:51.160 just fine. Excuse me, alright, swap too far? Have you 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:54.480 ever done a snowball with a girl? No? I mean, look, 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:56.559 I've came in a mouth and I gotta make sure 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.559 it's all down and in and then I'll kiss sort 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:02.160 of like I'm the later five minute What if it's 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:09.240 like a little on your mouth? Just a lie. If 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.920 a guy comes in my mouth and there's anything left over, 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.240 he needs to lick it off, or like I'm just 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.440 gonna ladies. By the way, that Alex said we were 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.400 talking about is like he looked like he's like what 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.600 I think? It's like you had a muscle. I mean, 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.680 it's not fair that guys can basically finger a girl's 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.880 pussy and just stick them fingers right in her mouth. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.360 Look see what I'm talking about. But what you are 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.920 after your finger? Girl? What do you say when you 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:43.160 fingerl two words? Fingerbang? You think I just think fingerbang, 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:48.040 finger blast? So why is that okay? But yeah a guy, y'all, 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.360 So y'all never taste your own comes. Ever, like I 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.439 like to know what I taste, like, what I smell like, 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:57.880 Like y'all don't ever maybe drink just to be like 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.559 the pineapple got to do the job. I hope it 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:08.079 worn't this. You're like, hope the sodium got lower in 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:11.360 my sperm count? What did it? Dude? I had one 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.400 one time that was so salty. I'm not a spinner, 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.920 but this one was like, listen, you know what you do. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:19.559 You just like spit it back out and make it 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:21.319 like a sexy thing and like jerk it off with 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.160 their hands. They have no idea that, oh, when you're 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.920 still on the dick. Yeah. Oh, but this was like, 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.800 I mean, this one was like like I ran straight 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.719 to the bathroom and acted like I was about the 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.360 wipe and now that ship went right into the motherfucker's saint. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.679 You need some, I said the other day, like I 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:45.560 wasn't giving everybody here. What was it like right before 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.640 I left for Orlando for Christmas? And I spit it 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.400 back out on his dick and he was like, so 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.000 do you just not swallow? I said, WHOA, hold the 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.280 funk up, nigga. First of all, you just said I 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.079 give you the best blood I've ever had. Now you've 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:00.520 got a problem that you gotta look back at it ship. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:08.680 Sometimes I just don't. I might get pregnant, all right, 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:12.599 So our horrible decision is a living single and we 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:16.160 are living. I know. I don't know a lot about you. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:17.920 It used to be married. Me and you have a 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.000 very party relationship. You text me at two o'clock in 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.040 the morning, You're like, bitch coming to one of bitch 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.400 come here, bitch, come here, party of my house. These 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.079 bitches will send me a picture of who it is 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.679 literally seven am fucking text messages from Anthony with all 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:31.199 the girls that were in the department and the things 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.480 he did to them. So that's low key why I'm 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.720 always down. Um, But yeah, so I want to ask 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.679 you how long you've been married? We were married, excuse me, 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.839 I was. I was married four or five years? Oh 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.160 that long. But I dated her for like six seven 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:50.240 years beforehand, so it occupied most of my twenties. When, um, 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.960 and how long have you been singling? H six years? 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:59.559 So you're like living in your twenties right now in 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.679 my forty two. I don't know how loud this is 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:07.559 in the um uh speaker, No, all right, We'll suck it. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.800 There's a fire alarm testing right now, so because we 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.760 all fire a bit, So which is better having somebody 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.559 or not? Both can be good. But I don't think 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.920 any man or boy should be married before he's thirty 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.200 thirty five. I think he's still I think he's still 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:24.559 a boy. He doesn't even know what I didn't know 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.439 what I wanted at twenty four. That's what happens is 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.079 you start dating someone in your late twenties, you don't 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.679 know what you want, and you feel like, should I 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.160 gotta get married because I've been w with this person 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:34.800 so long? And then for you realize you're like, ship, 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.320 I'm thirty two and get models now, and I'm stuck 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:38.959 with this girl. What do you get models? Is that 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.600 because by the time you're thirty two, you're making because 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.680 you get everything, Like anything else, your game gets tighter, 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:44.959 you get better what you do. The more practice you 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.800 have it something, the better you get. So I was 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.200 just well, so if you would have gotten married at 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.760 thirty five, like, what did you feel like you were 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.880 missing out on when you were married? I think I 0:13:54.000 --> 0:14:01.240 outgrew the person that I was married to and pause, No, 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.640 I'd rather pause because what he's saying is good and 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:09.600 I don't want to get that in the background. Well, 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.040 welcome back. Um. You know, normally we don't really take 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:19.600 pauses nights stick. Um, So I guess we'll we'll get 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:23.280 back into the conversations that we're talking about his wife. Yes, specifically, 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.640 he was saying that thirty five is a better time 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.680 to get married, and I wanna just get your input 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.320 on that because a lot of women are complaining that 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.680 they're not getting proposed too quick enough things like that, Like, 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.360 just what would you say to those girls, like you 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.720 gotta date an older guy. Well, it's also interesting that 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.400 you say that the last couple we just had on 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.960 the show their high school sweethearts and have been married. 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:46.880 They're the only people that have been with each other 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.080 and they seem very happy. What, Yeah, they've only been 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:55.120 with each other. Okay, And you guys probably know this 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:58.520 from dating, like the date someone. If you're you're dating 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.840 a year old, it's like you dating an eighteen year old. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:05.080 Absolutely right. If I've read a lot of things, I 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.600 think I saw one on the Shade Room too, about 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.480 a post about men not being ready for marriage until 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.760 their thirty two thirty three, and I think it's just 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:16.680 because Alex here's shaking your head. Yes, why he said 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.200 he's not ready right now and he's thirty. But it's 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.240 crazy because I will say, I mean aside for me, 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.640 just like in young niggas, Um, I don't know. I 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.560 don't talk too many older guys because of that reason. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.480 I feel like when I do talk to the older 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:31.640 guys that are single or don't have too much baggage, 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.000 that I may actually like they're at a point where 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.480 they want a baby like yesterday, and they're ready to 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.200 do the settling down thing. And because I know I'm not, 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.480 that's kind of why I kind of stay away from 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.920 dealing with older men, because you're right at that point 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:46.800 if they don't have children, oh my god, they are 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:51.160 ready four kids immediately. And so I mean, I guess 0:15:51.200 --> 0:16:03.240 that I'm dating blow Let's friend concerned, I'm hanging out. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.200 I'm not gonna happy all the way out there, but 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.480 I'm just I'm not gonna say it, but I remember 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.480 this motherfucker text me in a cap one time. I said, 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:16.960 I need you to google the legal age crime in 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:18.480 the cap right now. I need you to google it 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.440 so that means you deal with the models that are 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.400 in model houses and stuff. Yeah, well you meet them 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.520 in the club. So they're required to go to the 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.920 clubs as part of that. Talk about that we've never 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.520 had a fresh at all in that. But I know 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.160 they're all piled up into the same you know, break 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.480 it down. So a lot of our listeners are not 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:37.440 in New York because we got you know, we kind 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.880 of global, um. But so they're the thing in New 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.360 York called model houses. Um. Everyone knows like this is 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.480 the fashion capital. So when girls want to come here 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.920 and be a model, starting at young tender ages of 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:56.960 hopefully eighteen legal ages the age they have agencies or 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.000 or kind of even they're kind of like pimps that 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.360 put them all in house is and it's like listen, 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.400 to live here, you have to go to this club, 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.199 this dinner, x y Z night during the weekends. These 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.760 promoters kind of run the model houses as part of 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.440 them either living for free or a living subsidized is 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.160 that they got to show up to the club, stay 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.440 a certain amount of time, like you know, So that's 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.320 why you see, that's why you see models always like 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:19.880 like looking like ight not happen like they don't want 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.400 to be They gotta be this like it's a job, 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:23.920 it's their rent. They started having a great time. You 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.440 get the girl that's right off the boat coming, she's 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:31.040 having she's having an amazing time. Anthony calls me, a 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.320 bit is too much from Georgia. They don't know what's 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:36.720 up in New York, right, But then the minute they 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.119 get here and they see what's up, and then they 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:39.719 start going to the clubs more and more, they get 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:40.920 tired of it and they don't want to be there, 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.440 and they kind of do their required actions. And now 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:51.200 so Tow Group, right, Tow Group owns what? Um okay, 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:53.440 I don't know they own like all those big meat 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:55.760 packing clubs. Do they pay for these model hous like 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.560 who they pay the promoters to bring the models in, 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:01.040 and the promoters get paid also through boking, through booking 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.400 tables with these rich men who they want to put 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:05.040 that's where they want to put these women at is 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.879 to attract their rich clients and more. Guys like I 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:09.159 got out of hose, you know, I used to do 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:15.000 something similar, something similar. So where do you fall into this, 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.719 Like you're not a promoter, you're just a party animal, right, 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:19.239 so I'm the guy in the club that's picking up 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.240 the models and bringing it back in two window before 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:25.080 they got to leave. You. Now do you think what 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:26.840 do you think it is? Like you? So you said 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:28.840 something to me once you were like, I'm trying to 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.840 remember I even wrote it down. Um, sucker in the 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.680 mind you fuck her in the place. Now I feel 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.159 like I's explained this. Yeah, I get I need to know. 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:40.240 So like, alright, I'm okay looking right, I want to say, 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:43.119 a model looks but right, and I'm five nine right, 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.160 So I come in. I'm on assuming so my right, 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:49.040 my job is a sneak attack. You come in, just 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:52.080 get you talking, get you to kind of like me, uh, 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:54.600 and then just kind of like you. That's all just 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:55.919 just to kind of like I don't want to beat 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:57.320 two up. I just want to say what's up? But 0:18:57.359 --> 0:18:59.920 I give you too much attention and then you start 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.160 to like me, and before long I start to see 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.320 how you tick, what you're into, what you're not, just 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:07.439 from questions like profiling. I'm in sales, right, so it's 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:08.960 the same thing. When you're picking up a girl. You 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.280 find out everything you possibly can about a girl. Are 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:12.960 you on Instagram? Then you get the rest. What what 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.399 are your first day three questions to a woman that 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.639 you just meet? So the woman I just meet, I 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.000 mean it depends, right, So if I'm getting introduced via 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.680 a friend, it's a lot different than whether I'm approaching 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:24.359 a girl for the you're approaching a girl for a 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:26.600 first time. We have a lot of male listeners, so 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:28.320 you might be putting some of them up on game. 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:31.680 So what do you say to a female that you're 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:34.679 just approaching that you spot from across the room. One 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.560 of my favorite moves is can you take a picture 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.320 of us? Like I'll be another guy? Right? It works 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:42.159 because who says no to that? Do you ever say no? Right? 0:19:43.440 --> 0:19:45.600 And then and then while she's taking a picture, I'm harassing. 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:47.159 I'm like, you sure you're gonna do a good job? Right? 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:51.560 And it depends and you really it really depends. So 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:53.840 if if she gives you an attitude, there's one way 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:55.720 to play it. If she's like, I'm the best picture 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:57.639 to take around, which is right? And then I'm like, well, 0:19:57.680 --> 0:19:59.719 I'm gonna check on you, so don't talk shit if 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:01.880 you can't like a picture, right. And so now we're conversing, 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:04.800 bouncing off each other and come back. We start going 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.520 through the pictures, right, and then I'm like, I gotta 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:09.919