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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi there, I was looking for Patricia. Is this Patricia

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Speaker 1: who runs the edge here and fan account on Twitter? Um? Yeah, actually,

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Speaker 1: well hi Patricia. My name is Lar's Rebound and I'm

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Speaker 1: actually the tour manager for Ed. What yeah, how are

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Speaker 1: you today? I'm good? Um? Oh yeah, Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being such a big fan. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: probably the biggest one. Yeah. Out of all the fan

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Speaker 1: accounts on Twitter, we like to follow yours the most.

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Speaker 1: You do a great job. Oh goodness, thank you here,

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Speaker 1: welcome And you know Ed appreciates all of his fans

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Speaker 1: so much. Oh my godness, and sometimes he likes to

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Speaker 1: do random acts of kindness for them, and that is

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Speaker 1: why I'm calling today. Wait what yeah? Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: is this a dream? Well, I've just pitched myself. Nope,

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Speaker 1: I'm awake, which means you must be awake too. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here's a question. Have you met Ed before? I have

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Speaker 1: not have ever met him, but I you know, at

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Speaker 1: every concert, I try to get as close to him

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Speaker 1: as possible. Yeah. Well, he is a nice guy and

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Speaker 1: he's hoping that you're open to helping him out with

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Speaker 1: something very important. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I like to hear.

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Speaker 1: So here's the deal. Ed Sharon wants you, out of

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Speaker 1: everybody else in this world, to watch his cats. What

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Speaker 1: do you think? Yeah? Ed's a big cat lover. You

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Speaker 1: knew that, I'm assuming. Yeah, okay, well he's got twelve

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Speaker 1: or thirteen of them now I lost County keeps picking

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Speaker 1: up a new cat. Seems like every city he goes to.

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Speaker 1: In fact, when he goes on tour, he brings them everywhere,

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Speaker 1: and he needs somebody to watch them, and that somebody

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Speaker 1: could be you. Why he wants to do that? Uh

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Speaker 1: huh yeah there a. Well, hopefully one won't get away

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Speaker 1: and then you have to catch it. I'm just kidding. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So does this mean, like, why I get to meet

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Speaker 1: him Frederick his oldest cat? Yeah you will, no, oh,

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Speaker 1: Ed Sheering? Yeah, sorry, I thought you were talking about

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Speaker 1: his cats. No, you won't meet Ed, but when he

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Speaker 1: comes to town next month, we're gonna come over to

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Speaker 1: your place and drop all thirteen or fourteen of those

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Speaker 1: cats off with you. Yeah, we'll just drop him off.

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Speaker 1: You can watch him while he's in town doing shows,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll come pick him up at the end. Okay,

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Speaker 1: have you taken care of cats before? Um? Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: watch one, um, not fourteen, but but I mean Charon,

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Speaker 1: I would do anything. Yeah. Wow. Um, I'll let you know.

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Speaker 1: One of his cats stand or she gets a little

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Speaker 1: angry from time to time, so just be aware of that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you would you happen to know if um, like,

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Speaker 1: while I'm watching his cat, if I would have the

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Speaker 1: chance to maybe like go down to where he's performing

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Speaker 1: at and you know, oh yeah, no, we're gonna need

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Speaker 1: you to stay home with the cats. But they're at

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Speaker 1: Charance Cats, So that's cool. Could I baby some concert tickets? Yeah? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: none of that, But we would like you to watch

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Speaker 1: the cats. I should let you know three of them

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Speaker 1: are not alive either, say that again. Oh, three of

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Speaker 1: them are not alive, but he still keeps them. He

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Speaker 1: hates to get rid of his cats. They're not alive, yes,

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Speaker 1: so are they? Like? Um, what's what's that called? Like

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Speaker 1: drying stuff? To No, he just hasn't been a backpack. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of getting a little freaked out now. Well,

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Speaker 1: I hear you hesitating. So how about this. I'll throw

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Speaker 1: in an autograph picture of Ed just for you. Um.

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Speaker 1: I mean I have about twelve of those that my

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Speaker 1: sister has sent me home. I'll let you keep one

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Speaker 1: of the dead ones, one of the dead cat Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can have it. He won't even know what's gone.

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Speaker 1: I don't want that. I'll have him signed it for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, I know. Pretty sweet. Huh. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if your friends come over and see that hanging on

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Speaker 1: your wall, you're gonna be the coolest edge here and

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Speaker 1: fan there is. I don't know if I'm quite a

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Speaker 1: person that you need for this. It's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Then wait what Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a good thing that this isn't real, because that would

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Speaker 1: be pretty creepy if he was doing that. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean a frank phone call? Who's franking me? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your sister. Carlos

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She said that you love Ed shearing so much, you'd

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Speaker 1: do anything for him. So, oh god leaving it. So

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Speaker 1: you said that he signed with that cat. Oh he's

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Speaker 1: a nice guy. He'd sign a dead cat. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I wake up every morning with Jewil phone tap weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties point five