1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, dred minutes 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: a week was enough, I think again. He's the last 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 7 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere 8 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: and here, very happy and glorious Sunday, another edition of 9 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny gen As. 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: We are slaving away over the podcast microphones even on 11 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: a Sunday, and we we survived, and you, Danny G 12 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: survived having to put up with my nonsense of the 13 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: Mallard mini series Parts one in two of my sojourn 14 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: across the country. Nice to peek inside your travels there. 15 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: And there's a couple of places I want to go 16 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: see now. I actually saw a Facebook video last night 17 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,679 Speaker 1: of a home that was on stilts in North Carolina 18 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: and it fell into the Atlantic. Well, that sounds great. 19 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: I recommend if you do travel to that part of 20 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: the country. The t s a in Norfolk, there's a 21 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: back room there, they'll really they'll really touch you in 22 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: places you haven't been touched in a long time. If 23 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: you're interested in that sign up, you can go right 24 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: over there. When I saw that Facebook video last night, 25 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: thought I was like, all height, Ben was just talking 26 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: about North Carolina. For sure, there's some beautiful houses there, 27 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: and not that they're in my budget range. But if 28 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: you had a lot of money and you wanted to 29 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: buy a house right on the ocean, and you you're 30 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: not afraid of the occasional hurricane the throwing your house, 31 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: and you can afford afford the insurance, the The sister 32 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: in law who's got married the wedding we went to, 33 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: she rented out a house with a bunch of her 34 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: college friends and it was like a beach front house, 35 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: sixteen bedrooms and like twelve bathrooms. It was insane. It 36 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: was this mega mansion and it was like three million dollars, 37 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: which is a lot of money, but a house like 38 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: that in l a Oh, forget about exactly. And it's 39 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: right on literally there was a path to the Atlantic 40 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: Ocean from the house. It was beachfront property and it 41 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: was like well, and there were other houses across the 42 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: street that were not that bad. All right, let's get 43 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: we have mail bag. Are you ready for the mail bag? 44 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,799 Speaker 1: Then let's get right to it. Yeah. Just a couple 45 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: of thousand more downloads on this podcast and we could 46 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,679 Speaker 1: buy one of those homes. Yeah that's all we need. 47 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: Ye all right, thank you? Ohio. All So, the first 48 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: email comes from Adrian in the Mile High City. Adrian 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: is a loyal podcast minion and a longtime fan of 50 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,399 Speaker 1: the show. He's his happy late birthday, Ben, I hope 51 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: it was a memorable one. Please play the uncut lee 52 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: Elia rant again on the podcast sometime. It's an f 53 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 1: and playground for the sea suckers makes me laugh crack 54 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: up every time. Oh yeah, that's a great line. I love. 55 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: My favorite line is pent of the world's f and 56 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: working the other fifteen people come out here, which is 57 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: the lead into that line. Great, so so wonderful. Adrian says, 58 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: how was your trip to the Midwest? How's the family 59 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: and appling? How is the wedding on the East Coast? 60 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: Well we addressed all of that in the Mallard mini series, Adrian, 61 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: he says, what is a Rerigley field like since it 62 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: was renovated? Well, I use the analogy. It's like a 63 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: little bit of disney Esque and Downtown Disney when you 64 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: were visiting Disneyland Adrian in California a few months back, 65 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: So you know what that's like. He says, did you 66 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: see Doc Mike while you were there? That that's something 67 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: we didn't address, Danny. I did reach out to Doc 68 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: Mike Goat and Doc was in Florida with a patient 69 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: in air quotes, and so he was not available. He 70 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: he said he was going if if he had been 71 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,479 Speaker 1: in Chicago, he would have driven to the Wisconsin Meet 72 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: and greet in Appleton and uh, and so he asked 73 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: about deep dish. I ate a bunch of deep dishpeach, 74 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: three or four different deep dish pizzas. Uh party. I 75 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: think you only eat a couple of pieces of those 76 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: things and then you're full. I wish I was back 77 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 1: in my fat days when I could eat a whole pie, 78 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: but I don't have that skill anymore. Adrian says, I 79 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: was bummed out the here about your wedding ring. I 80 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: heard a lot about this, Danny the podcast. I I 81 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: mentioned the snaffoo at the beach. He says, you should 82 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: look in He named a silicone ring here, he says 83 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: the ring he wears, and he's got a physical job. 84 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:13,679 Speaker 1: He says at the watermeter pit he could easily lose 85 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: his real wedding man. So he says they run twenty 86 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: to twenty five dollars each and are durable, and he 87 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: says he's had his for three years. Uh. He also 88 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: mentioned the incredible Hulk toe nail situation. He says, how 89 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: is your toe nail holding up? Not good? Um? My 90 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: toe is fine. It just looks really nasty, and I 91 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: feel bad when any time I walk by kids and 92 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: they look at my tone. Said, boy, I don't want 93 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 1: to be like that guy when I get older. You 94 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: should have showed that to the t s A agents 95 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 1: in the back room. Yeah yeah, hey, yeah, you wanna 96 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: mess with me? I got a magical toe. I'll give 97 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 1: you that toe. You want to pat me down into 98 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: a body frisk Yeah, make sure you touch my orange 99 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: toe from the goo that's coming out of where the 100 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: nail used to be. Adrian also says, my Bronco orange 101 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: number three Russell Wilson Home Jersey finally arrived. I see 102 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: it there and now he's got his kids. I like 103 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: the hat. I love you can't see this, Danny. But 104 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: he's got the old Bronco hat, the old Bronco logo, 105 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 1: which you know I like. I'm I'm not a Bronco fan, 106 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: and you certainly aren't your a Raider fan, but I 107 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: like that logo. Old school one, great old school drop 108 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: I found. I think his name was Hector. Do you 109 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: remember cool Dolup Broncos lost? Yo, Yes, that was a 110 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: good one to us, that one. Yeah, cool Broncos lost, 111 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: he says. The Orange and Blue Wrecking Crew headed to 112 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: l A for the holiday. Oh, that's right, Broncos and 113 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: Rams on Christmas Day. Look at that. I have to 114 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: go to that game. That would mean I have to 115 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: get out of family engagements. I don't know if that 116 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: will be allowed. Uh, says ps. I was cracking up 117 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 1: at the best of Fifth Hour podcast is past weekend. 118 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: Shout out to Danny G the microphone Throttler for putting 119 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: those together. He enjoyed that. Uh, and you did did 120 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: a fine job on that, putting all those hides. Now 121 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: we are we fully out of material. So if I 122 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 1: take any more time off, there's no more material that 123 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: we can't do that kind of thing anymore. I could 124 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: maybe scrape up one more episode like that. Alright, So 125 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: twenty years at Fox Puts Radio, we've got four podcasts 126 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: and material. Yeah, I mean each one was about forty 127 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: minutes long, so do the math. I mean. It was 128 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 1: cool though, to find that many old clips of you 129 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: and your voice changed as the years went on. Well, 130 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: you became very manly, but you sounded like a teenager 131 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: at the beginning, very masculine life. Life kicked me in 132 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: the nuts a few times. And then royals on the road, 133 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: aren't Ben Miller. I don't need to bring that royals 134 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: having their problems on the road. I'm Ben Mallock. All right, 135 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: come back, pay at touching. It's time from me. I'll 136 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: call all right. Next up we go to Let's see 137 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: here says boys one moment making the Sunday Mailbag magic 138 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: happen again, Ben, welcome back. A few comments. So this 139 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: is I believe from our favorite couple, Helen and Stu 140 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: in Palmetto Bay, Florida. Uh And they say a few 141 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: a few comments a Ben Mallow show, fill in observations 142 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: while you were on vacation, any question for both you 143 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: and Danny J. First came suffrage. First came suffrage then 144 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: came the Montana, white sheet wearing woman of the k 145 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: k K. Wow. That's right, Danny, g fire up the 146 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:56,319 Speaker 1: racist drop, as Helen says, here, we're going there first 147 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,839 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. A few weeks ago, was it 148 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 1: black hole or black hole that Tammy and Montana was 149 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: referring to her anger issues and mental illness aside? We 150 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:13,839 Speaker 1: have no time for her deep rooted racism to Wow, 151 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,079 Speaker 1: Dammy's racist. Uh, the email continues, We're putting that p 152 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: one horsehead out to pasture. Wow. Helen is vicious, vicious 153 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: with these emails. Uh, email continues Ben. On a personal note, 154 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 1: we can always make more money, but we can't make 155 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 1: more time. We wish you and your equally hard working 156 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 1: wife would have taken an extra week for yourselves. Well 157 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: that's very kind, Helen, and you are correct. That's one 158 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,800 Speaker 1: of the things that I've learned over my life as 159 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 1: I have lost a number of relatives and my parents 160 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,560 Speaker 1: and whatnot, that that's the thing. Like you money. You know, 161 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: you have a lot of moneys. Great to have a 162 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: lot of money. You want to, like certainly a little 163 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 1: better life. But the one thing that you can't put 164 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: a price tag on at his time, and you have 165 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,960 Speaker 1: no idea how much of it you have, how much 166 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: you've used, how much is left. And so I I 167 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,559 Speaker 1: agree with you on that, but I like to work, 168 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: and I live in a great place. I live in 169 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,040 Speaker 1: a good location in the north Woods here, and traveling 170 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: is expensive. So those are all the variables involved in that. 171 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: Helen says, breaking news, the worst NFL decision ever by 172 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: Fox and Rupert murrach Uh, He says, not resigning Aikman 173 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: and Buck, but giving the colorless and lifeless Tom Brady 174 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 1: three hundred seventy million over ten years, more than Aikman 175 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: and Buck combined per year at ESPN. Says Helen, I 176 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,320 Speaker 1: did a monologue about this the other night, Danny. I 177 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 1: do not believe Brady is gonna be very good. I'm good. 178 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm not like upset that he got the money. Good 179 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: for him, he got the money, but it just continues 180 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: the jock occracy. We'll see how this works out. Uh. 181 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: Brady brings a lot of revenue in because he's a 182 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: big name, and even at three five million, I'm pretty 183 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: confident the beancounters at Fox have done a cost benefit 184 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: analysis and determined they're still going to make money on 185 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: that contract. Yeah, I think he'll do okay, and he's 186 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: going to be more of an ambassador than anything he 187 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: was entertaining. Although there was some production value to it. 188 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: Remember the balls song we used to play. Oh yeah, 189 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,720 Speaker 1: I didn't touch those balls. I didn't. And somebody put 190 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: together the whole montage of the balls and use the 191 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: tea pain the effects on it. So I'll insert that 192 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: right here. Some guys like a round and some guys 193 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 1: like a vantage. Guys like, to me, those are all 194 00:11:54,640 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 1: perfect to meet the perfect. You got a feelings, you know, 195 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: I grab it, I grab it perfect. Those things up 196 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: because it throws up and block them away. Balls perfect, 197 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 1: like I said, I had. Nope, yeah, ah, some good 198 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,360 Speaker 1: balls memories there. But that was one of the fun 199 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: scandals that we got to that dissect there. How many monologues? 200 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 1: How many ball monologues did you do? Oh? It was great. 201 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,599 Speaker 1: I was using all different ball analogies. I was wonderful. 202 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,840 Speaker 1: It was so great, so glorious. I used that we 203 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: needed were juggling like eight different balls. It was a 204 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: lot I was. I was holding ball, touching balls, you name. 205 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: It had a lot of balls. Anyway, Uh, the email continuously, 206 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 1: very lengthy, very lengthy message from our friend Ellen and Stu, 207 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 1: both our friends there in Palmetto Bay, Florida. She says, Now, 208 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,840 Speaker 1: as Warner Wolf would say, let's go to the Ben 209 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,679 Speaker 1: Mallers show. Fill in audio tape. She's not a fan 210 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:15,199 Speaker 1: here of Chris Plane, she says, or as we refer 211 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:19,559 Speaker 1: to him as Vladimir Gluten. Wow. One out of ten, 212 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: Brian No. Five out of ten on the Helen and 213 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,560 Speaker 1: Stu scale, says the best drop of the week maybe 214 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 1: the year Eddie Garcia and to Brian know I'm here 215 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,559 Speaker 1: every night, You're just a visitor. Wow did they say that? 216 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. How about shut up man Moncy? Helen 217 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: not a fan of Monsey. Uh, took a shot at 218 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 1: her man her scorecard. Yeah, she's breaking down all the 219 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,200 Speaker 1: people that have been on the show. I thought Monsey 220 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 1: did a good job. It is one of those things though, 221 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: on sports talk radio, like put a email on sports 222 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,680 Speaker 1: talk radio and there's either people that love it or 223 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: can't stand it, and there's very few people in the middle. Yeah, 224 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: and most women are caddy, so they actually don't like 225 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 1: hearing women on sports talk which is interesting. It is odd, 226 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,160 Speaker 1: but then you have like the creepy guys that hear 227 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 1: a female on sports radio and want to sleep with 228 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: them and think, you know, that's always a and in 229 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: their imagination that said woman wants them of course, wants 230 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,720 Speaker 1: of creepy tweets to follow. I feel bad for the 231 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 1: ladies here now. You you know, getting attention is good 232 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 1: to a point. But I worked with Karen Kay and 233 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: kk would get these really wild prison letters from dudes 234 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,880 Speaker 1: that were in the in the jail for like murder ands, 235 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: wild stuff, and they were all they really loved k 236 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 1: big fans of her work. Boys. In closing, will Tom 237 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 1: Bady be the next horrible Joe Montana in the broadcast booth? 238 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,200 Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna last ten years. I believe 239 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen, but he will last more than 240 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: Joe Montana. Montana lasted nine games and some playoff games, 241 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: nine games and some playoff games and then quit over 242 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: at NBC and the email sign never from nags Head, 243 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 1: North Carolina, Helen and Stu Palmetto Bay, Florida. Okay, I 244 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: think Brady will be Okay. You've seen his personality blossom 245 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: since he left the Patriots, regime, and he's been more 246 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,280 Speaker 1: likable to a point. Yeah, but the problem in Howard 247 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 1: co Sell with the term jock ocracy, he brought this up. 248 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: The problem is these guys are part of a fraternity, 249 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,920 Speaker 1: and to be truly great, you've got to step on 250 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 1: some toes. You've got to rip certain people and tell 251 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 1: stories that that old line, what happens in the locker 252 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: room stays in the locker room, what happens in Vegas 253 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 1: stays and things. You gotta tell some of those stories. 254 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,520 Speaker 1: The reason, part of the reason Charles Barkley is so 255 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: great is he's willing to press the boundaries and he 256 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 1: doesn't give a crap. Well, maybe Brady will surprise everybody 257 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: and do a little bit of that. I wonder how 258 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 1: I set Peyton Manning is that Peyton's got a lot 259 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: of money, But that could have been him, right, that 260 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: could have been Peyton Manning getting that contract, cut that meat. 261 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,800 Speaker 1: They should put Gronk on the sideline, by the way, 262 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 1: in the Gronkmobile, the gronckmobile. Well, he's he's got a 263 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 1: job lined up for him. It is odd that Tom 264 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,960 Speaker 1: Brady is getting to do normally, you have to play 265 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: for the Cowboys, to get this kind of deal, right 266 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 1: is isn't that normally how this works? What a brilliant movie. 267 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: I did say that I would give Fox management credit. 268 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 1: They wanted Brady. Every network wanted Brady. And when they 269 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 1: let Aikman and Buck leave, people were like, what are 270 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 1: they doing? I can't believe it. I can't believe they 271 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: let Aikman and and Buck leave and trade back essentially 272 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: the ESPN. But they must have had some kind of 273 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: inkling that Brady was going to agree to a deal 274 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 1: to join them, and so they essentially blocked ESPN out 275 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: from getting Tom Brady. Because ESPN has spent all the 276 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: money on Aikman and Buck, there was no seat for 277 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 1: Tom Brady. It was a brilliant move. If that's you know, 278 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 1: it's not really my cup of you know what, But 279 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:14,359 Speaker 1: for them that was wonderful. Yes, we do. Ozzy momentum 280 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,960 Speaker 1: rights in he says, good day, lads. A few questions 281 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,480 Speaker 1: for you. If you were in the military, what branch 282 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 1: would you want to be in? Yeah? So the the 283 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,400 Speaker 1: answer here, Uh, from a logistical standpoint, I would say 284 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: the coast Guard would be the way to go. If 285 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,439 Speaker 1: I was smaller and I could fit in a like 286 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: a fighter jet. I would say the uh, the air 287 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 1: Force would be cool, but I I can't. And I've 288 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:46,480 Speaker 1: had a lot of friends who are Marines who say 289 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: they do not like the army, and I know vice versa. 290 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,399 Speaker 1: So I guess army would be higher up on the list. 291 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 1: What about you, daddy, if you had you going to 292 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,679 Speaker 1: the military, what branch would you be? I went coast 293 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: Guard with a winket and nod to several other branches 294 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: in the middle. Rry, what about you? I guess I 295 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 1: would follow in my grandfather's footsteps. He was a high 296 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: ranking Army back in the day for World War Two. 297 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 1: On the way he worked his way up, he put 298 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:16,120 Speaker 1: out fires, so he was on their firefighting squad, which 299 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,640 Speaker 1: was kind of cool. But any down plane or chopper 300 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,360 Speaker 1: him and his crew had to put those fires out. 301 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: So he saw a lot of ship for sure. He 302 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,879 Speaker 1: came back pretty messed up. Um, But like you said, 303 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 1: it would be nice flying a jet. We grew up 304 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: with the movie Top Gun, and all of us after 305 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 1: that were like, be the best of the best. Wasn't 306 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,399 Speaker 1: there another Top Gun movie that's coming out? Yeah? They 307 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 1: didn't laying it forever because of Covid. Okay, it was 308 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 1: supposed to come out a couple of years ago, and 309 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,920 Speaker 1: I did see a trailer. I guess it's coming out. Yeah, 310 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 1: I think it's coming out soon. I saw some billboards 311 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,680 Speaker 1: for it, so that that usually means within a month 312 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: or two it's coming out. But but who in the summertimes? 313 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,879 Speaker 1: Before you know it, it's gonna be the summer movie rush, 314 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 1: all right. Another question from Ozzy Momentum. He says, if 315 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: the apocalypse comes, where would you want to run and hide? 316 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,440 Speaker 1: I think Australia might be good, although after all these 317 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 1: lockdowns recently, I don't know about Australia. Is there some 318 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,640 Speaker 1: kind of weird island out in the middle? What about Guam? 319 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,679 Speaker 1: Could I go to Guam? Would that be okay? We 320 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: talked about hiding in Costa Rica. Yeah, Costa Rica would 321 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: not be bad. And by the way, you're right, I 322 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 1: just looked it up. That Maverick movie coming out may 323 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 1: no good? So the end of the one yeah, all right? Cool. 324 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,399 Speaker 1: One more from Ozzi Momentum says, what's the difference between 325 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:44,400 Speaker 1: Tammy and Montana and a truck stop prostitute? Ozzy Momentum says, 326 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 1: the prostitute can claim condoms as a working expense. Wow, 327 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,720 Speaker 1: Ozzy Momentum says, I stand with Helen and Stu. Now 328 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: that's a plot twist, Ozzy Momentum on team Helen and Stu. 329 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,959 Speaker 1: And now there are there warring factions among the Mallard 330 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: militia here, Danny G. Warring factions? Wow today, Mike, alright, 331 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: what is next here? Let's keep the fun going here? 332 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: And that's right, I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah. 333 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 1: Kevin in Kansas writes into the mail bag on the 334 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: fifth hour, says, dear Ben and Danny G. I very 335 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 1: much enjoyed the podcast last week, the Trips down Memory Lane. 336 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: That's right all, Danny G. On that, he said, I'd 337 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,600 Speaker 1: never heard the recording of Coop and the Hot Dogs. 338 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 1: I was laughing hard at first, and then I was 339 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: nearly gagging. How how did that bit not win a Marconi? 340 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: And did Coop suffer any later effects? Now, Coop it 341 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: was all right, and remember though he had some green 342 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 1: relish coming out of his nose. Oh yeah, that was yeah. 343 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,679 Speaker 1: The Marconi thing. Yeah, to submit the Marconi you have 344 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,360 Speaker 1: to where we didn't submit it. It's hard to win 345 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: if you don't submit it. Can you submit it retroactively? 346 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,359 Speaker 1: I don't know the rules, I I do. I do 347 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: realize from previous conversations with Alf the alienal Pinter, who 348 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: was desperately trying to get me to win a Marconi 349 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: that somebody has to submit it by a certain date. 350 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,639 Speaker 1: There's a lot of red tape at that, and I 351 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 1: don't like dealing with red tape. No. I remember our 352 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: company sending me emails because they gave some audio to 353 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: the Marconi board for Clay Travis back in the day. Okay, 354 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,359 Speaker 1: and so I had to chop up audio from certain 355 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: shows where there was a lot of laughter and some 356 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,439 Speaker 1: of his better moments on the air, and they submitted it. 357 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,479 Speaker 1: But you're right there was a cutoff date. Yeah. And 358 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 1: I can assure you, Kevin, that the company will not 359 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,040 Speaker 1: be submitting any of my content for a Marconi award, 360 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: So you don't worry about talk alright. Next up on 361 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,880 Speaker 1: the mail bag, on the back and back and back 362 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,960 Speaker 1: and back and bag and bagging. I think, is that 363 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: how Farrell used to do it back in the day, 364 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: something thinks, But then he would take a shot. Yeah, 365 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,160 Speaker 1: I don't have any alcohol here, Mike, and Fullerton says, hey, Ben, 366 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 1: thanks for the story about ripping your toenail off. A 367 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,000 Speaker 1: couple weeks ago. My dad was born with messed up 368 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 1: toenails that he passed onto a few of my siblings, 369 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: but luckily not me. My question for both of you, 370 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 1: if you were single, would you date a girl with 371 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,639 Speaker 1: really ugly feet or would that be a deal breaker? Alright, So, 372 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 1: first of all, Mike, I'm not foot obsessed, and I 373 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: feel if you were to do a checklist of things 374 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:54,159 Speaker 1: you could work around, bad feet is pretty high on that. Okay, 375 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 1: it's fine because they have these things called socks, Danny, right. 376 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: I mean, if if a young lady is just you know, 377 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: she's beautiful in every way other than her feet, who 378 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 1: the hell cares? Just make sure she keeps the socks on. 379 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 1: You're good to go, right, that's the trick. How are 380 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,439 Speaker 1: you gonna make sure she doesn't wear some chalk gloves 381 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,679 Speaker 1: or some flip flops? Because there are some women with 382 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,400 Speaker 1: some pretty beat up feet, But yet they let them 383 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,400 Speaker 1: breathe and they let him out there for the whole 384 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,160 Speaker 1: world to see. Now, you gotta know what you got 385 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 1: and what you don't have. Like I I know, I 386 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 1: I should be covered at all times. I don't have 387 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: I'm not built like a Donnis, so I cover up. 388 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 1: I'm absolutely naked right now. But if if your feet 389 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 1: or your weak link, if that's your kryptonite, then just 390 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,120 Speaker 1: you to work with, you to work with. How would 391 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,359 Speaker 1: you nicely tell her though, that she has Chewbacca feet? 392 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 1: I would just if she kept bringing sandals to the house, 393 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,880 Speaker 1: I would just throw them away. So, and I don't 394 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,360 Speaker 1: know what happened. Somebody must be taking your sandals. Oh 395 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: that's right, it's the trash man. The trash man is 396 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,880 Speaker 1: taking your sandals. Anyway, all right, what is next here? 397 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: Let's see you? Uh, let's over that al right, william writes, 398 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: and he says, hello, Benn, did you go to a 399 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: Timber Rattlers game? Went in Appleton next to us? Sarrios. 400 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 1: I go to that restaurant on the way to the stadium. 401 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 1: I did see the ballpark right down the street, great 402 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,919 Speaker 1: pictures from Nag's Head, been there many times. A green 403 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,639 Speaker 1: Bay native, Williams says, currently living in New Hampshire, goes Celtics. 404 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,879 Speaker 1: So he says, I did not get to a Timber 405 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,879 Speaker 1: Rattlers game. It was the weather was bad enough, and 406 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: I knew I had tickets to a cub game and 407 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,439 Speaker 1: the weather was gonna suck there as well. But I 408 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 1: would I would love to go to a Timber Rattlers 409 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 1: game at some point next time I'm in in Appleton. 410 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 1: Maybe we can do a Mallard meat and greet the 411 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,720 Speaker 1: ballpark and throwing a pictu or something like that. Tommy Lee, 412 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,679 Speaker 1: not that, Tommy Lee. But you've gotten at a different time. 413 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,480 Speaker 1: Be in Maryland right soon, says been in all of 414 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:08,720 Speaker 1: your travels career and flights to Hawaii, any airplane mechanical 415 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:13,600 Speaker 1: issues or close calls things, and this is awesome for you, Danny. No, 416 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: I I've never I've had turbulence on flights where it 417 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,919 Speaker 1: was it was bumpety bumpety bumpitty bumpitty bumpety, and your 418 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 1: questioning what the hell is going on? But I never 419 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,520 Speaker 1: got to the point where I thought, well, this could 420 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: be game over. The worst experience I've ever had, we 421 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: told on the podcast couple weeks ago. At O'Hare, we 422 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: had taxied away from the gate and we were waiting 423 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 1: for clearance to take off. Some yahoo at the airline 424 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 1: did not check the forecast and we got stuck. There 425 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 1: were no gates available. They they left us on the 426 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,479 Speaker 1: the plan on the uh what do you ever call 427 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what the term is, but whatever that 428 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 1: is the tarmac. Yeah, they left us out in the 429 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 1: tarmac for like four hours and they changed the law. 430 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 1: You're as he goes how to do that anymore. But 431 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,159 Speaker 1: that was like the worst experience on the plane. Did 432 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: you have any flights to any that were you know? 433 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: Up and then yeah, one for me it was a 434 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 1: flight to New Orleans. Wasn't a mechanical issue. It was 435 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,439 Speaker 1: a weather issue. They couldn't land in New Orleans because 436 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,160 Speaker 1: of some pocket of bad weather right over the airport. 437 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,479 Speaker 1: The jet just kept circling, just kept circling, waiting and 438 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,440 Speaker 1: waiting for a weather break. The captain gets on the 439 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,600 Speaker 1: intercom the speaker and tells all of us that we're 440 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: almost out of fuel. Oh great, thank you for that. 441 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,640 Speaker 1: So now everybody's anxious and already overwhelmed because we've been 442 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,400 Speaker 1: on this flight for way too damn long. We had 443 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: to be rerouted to land somewhere else to refuel. Then 444 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 1: we had to take off again and fly back to 445 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: New Orleans and still circle around the airport some more, 446 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 1: why didn't you just get out wherever they landed and 447 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,679 Speaker 1: you go on your way and figure out how to 448 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 1: get back to New Orleans Once they refueled and got 449 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: back there, they only had a circle a couple of 450 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: times to finally find a weather break, and then they 451 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,160 Speaker 1: landed and we got off the flight. But I saw 452 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,360 Speaker 1: people like kissing the ground when we got off the plane. 453 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 1: I beg Yeah, it was one of those flights. It 454 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 1: should have been five and a half hours and it 455 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: turned into like a ten hour fiasco. Yeah. I've been 456 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: on flights that we get stuck in that holding pattern, 457 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 1: but never to the point where they had to land 458 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: at a different airport and then go back. I've never 459 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 1: had that happen, but I've had it. Sucks when you 460 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,119 Speaker 1: get close to a destination and it's like you're almost 461 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,800 Speaker 1: at the finish line and then you just going you 462 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,879 Speaker 1: keep going in circles, like what's the point? You know? 463 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: You get so excited you're close to getting off a 464 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 1: plane and then bam, all right, who is next year? 465 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,880 Speaker 1: Let's see page Dan, You've got males mark right? Since 466 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: why do female sideline reporters have to giggle so much? 467 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 1: And keep telling us about all this personal bs. Well, 468 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,320 Speaker 1: the giggle thing is not just women, it's pretty much 469 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: everybody on TV. It's chuckles, it's chuckles, chuckles, chuckles. And 470 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: the personal bs. That is because of market research that 471 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 1: the people that put TV broadcast together are convinced that 472 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:28,080 Speaker 1: a way to expand their audience is to tell personal stories. 473 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 1: That this will talk at the heartstrings of the non 474 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: hardcore female fan. That's right, I said it, and they 475 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,840 Speaker 1: will pay more attention because they hear the story about 476 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,120 Speaker 1: some guy that came from the hard scrabble streets and 477 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: and I had to do this, that and the other 478 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 1: thing just to make it. And as a wife that's 479 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,680 Speaker 1: got this problem, you know the kid, this got this one. 480 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 1: Those are the kind of stories that they love because 481 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,760 Speaker 1: they think it tugs at the heartstrings and gets people 482 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,320 Speaker 1: to to watch longer that wouldn't normally watch. If you 483 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360 Speaker 1: talk about how you had to change your ship diaper 484 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: this morning, and the lady at homes like, oh, I 485 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,360 Speaker 1: did too, I changed one of those dirty diapers this 486 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,959 Speaker 1: morning too. Yeah, Yeah, that's all this some of it. 487 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:17,480 Speaker 1: I got Maylor, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah. Patricia from 488 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,960 Speaker 1: Lost Wages Nevada via Rhode Islands says, So Band, with 489 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,480 Speaker 1: all that traveling, which airport did you find to be 490 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,240 Speaker 1: the best? I was gonna say the Norfolk Airport, but 491 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 1: then I had my little T s A running, so 492 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 1: it wasn't that. Dallas is very big and efficient. I 493 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 1: love the smaller airports in l A. The airport, I 494 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 1: hate l A X. But in the l A area, 495 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: Long Beach, Orange County, Burbank, any of the sign me up. 496 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: Those are the airports to travel out of. You might 497 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 1: pay a little more, but it's worth it in the end. 498 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,239 Speaker 1: And they've spent a lot of money over there at 499 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 1: l A X to try to figure out how to 500 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: make it better. The problem is there's one way in 501 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: really one way out right, there's another way. You can't 502 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: really fix that, can't you. That's it. It's a loop. 503 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 1: You go in, you get the loop, and that's it. 504 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 1: So all right? What is next year? You got time 505 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: for you? Only a couple more? And Pierre from Springfield says, 506 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: did you and the mrs close on your new vacation 507 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 1: home in the Outer Banks while you were barn storming 508 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 1: last week? Also? How many baseball games did you watch 509 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 1: during the reception, So we did look at real estate, 510 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: not that we're gonna buy it, but it's curious. There 511 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 1: was some stuff that was interested. A lot of land 512 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,480 Speaker 1: right on the ocean, the Atlantic Ocean, and get for 513 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 1: pretty cheap. Uh. And I didn't watch any baseball games 514 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,840 Speaker 1: during the reception, but I didn't make snide comments. When 515 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 1: the best man and the best woman gave their speeches, 516 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,719 Speaker 1: and I was telling my wife Danny, I said, listen, 517 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: I know this as a broadcast, less is more. These 518 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,240 Speaker 1: are these people are droning on And I said, when 519 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: you're public public speaking, I don't like speak, but when 520 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 1: you're public speaking, you want to make the audience wish 521 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: that you would talk longer. Yeah, make the audience wish 522 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,760 Speaker 1: you would get off the stage right. Get to the point. 523 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 1: They tell this to musicians all the time. Instead of 524 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 1: trying to stay on the stage for eighteen minutes when 525 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 1: the promoter gave you eight, do a five minute song. 526 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,320 Speaker 1: Get a standing ovation, because that five minutes was the 527 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,960 Speaker 1: most amazing single the audience ever heard, and they want 528 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 1: to hear you some more. You don't stay there and 529 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 1: make people wish they could get a hook and pull 530 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: you off. Yeah, you don't want to turn this into 531 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 1: the Gong Show. And so that was that was what 532 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: I was making snide comments Pierre under my breath because 533 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 1: these people were drowning on this story happened, and then 534 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,320 Speaker 1: you know, a month later this happened, and then three 535 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: months later this happened. I who cares. Give me the 536 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,360 Speaker 1: good stuff. I don't need the other part of that story. 537 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 1: Give me the good stuff. It all started when I 538 00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:00,200 Speaker 1: was two. Yeah, exactly. Kevin in Rockford, ill and Alway 539 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: rights and says, Hey, Ben, next time you're in Chicago, 540 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: you have to try Al's beef. I did try to 541 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 1: get Al's beef. The location on well, that does sound dirty, 542 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 1: but the location is it was closed. They were renovating it. 543 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 1: Kevin says, the best Italian beef you'll ever eat. In 544 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 1: his opinion, he says, hit me up. I can give 545 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,400 Speaker 1: you the inside skinny on all the Chicago restaurants. I'm 546 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,360 Speaker 1: a local truck driver who delivers to all the restaurants 547 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: to Chicago and the Bourbs. I can even tell you 548 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 1: which ones have the biggest cockroaches. Well, that's great, he says. Also, 549 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: I enjoyed the podcast last weekend. Good work Danny G. 550 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 1: So a tribute to you. Let's see who is next year. 551 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 1: Carlos in Houston says, Danny G absolutely killed it with 552 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 1: the podcast last week. Great job. My question is, how 553 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 1: did you come up with the bit when you ask 554 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,760 Speaker 1: the callers if they're if they want to get on 555 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,360 Speaker 1: the air. It has me laughing every time. Are they 556 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 1: really that dumb to real eyes that they're on the air, 557 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,400 Speaker 1: that they're not on the air, or they are on 558 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: the alright, So, Carlos, that is a classic timeless radio bit, 559 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 1: and it's it's available because of the license that we 560 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,520 Speaker 1: have here. I feel like you and I perfected that bit. 561 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we we were really good. It was great. 562 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: We were I loved it and I don't do it 563 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: as often anymore. It's a little harder to do it 564 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,640 Speaker 1: these days for whatever reason. But we had we had 565 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,280 Speaker 1: a blast back in the day. Hello, Hello, Drean, you 566 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: want to get on the radio? All right, hold on 567 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,360 Speaker 1: a second, we'll get you on the radio. Duyanne. I 568 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,600 Speaker 1: want to make sure you get on the radio. How 569 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 1: we uh, Danny? Are we ready in there? Can we 570 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,200 Speaker 1: put this guy alive on Fox? You want to try 571 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: this again? Yeah? Ben ask him to turn his radio 572 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 1: down and clear his throat. Yeah, turn your radio down, Dwayne, 573 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: and can you cough a couple of times? Yeah, I'm good. 574 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: We fooled a handful of collars on that. My favorite 575 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,920 Speaker 1: one would be where we would time shift it. We'd 576 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,160 Speaker 1: tell him I'm gonna get you on, but we're gonna 577 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,560 Speaker 1: use this for Friday, so start your call by saying 578 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,080 Speaker 1: happy Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was it 579 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,920 Speaker 1: was great. Or I I would restart and then yes, 580 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,200 Speaker 1: I would say their name incorrectly and then they'd get upset, 581 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: or the city I'd give the wrong city, yeah, or 582 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 1: they didn't have enough energy, so yeah, yeah, knock it 583 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 1: up a little bit. You gotta pop it up a 584 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,760 Speaker 1: little bit. There's a bottom. I'm ready to bring the gas. 585 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,799 Speaker 1: That was outstanding. All right, we'll get out on that. 586 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 1: So unfortunately, Terry in England and Angelina and Scott and 587 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,360 Speaker 1: all you other fine members of the Mala Mush, you 588 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: send questions that we just don't have time. We are 589 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 1: a tight ship here on the podcast. You have places 590 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,839 Speaker 1: to go. You'll be what are you doing today? Day? 591 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 1: It's a Sunday. What do you got going on today? 592 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,800 Speaker 1: Got the Covino and Rich show this afternoon at FSR, 593 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,720 Speaker 1: and then after that the lead in to your live show, 594 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,919 Speaker 1: which is Arnie Spaniard with as Plank. That's, of course 595 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,480 Speaker 1: the Ben Mallard warm up. All right, very good, so 596 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 1: a while. I will be on after Danny gets done. 597 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: Have a great rest of your Sunday. If you want 598 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: to send an email in, we might use it on 599 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,200 Speaker 1: a future edition of the Fifth Hour. You can do 600 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: that Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, or just 601 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,360 Speaker 1: follow us on Facebook. Ben Maller's Show, and typically Monday 602 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,000 Speaker 1: or Tuesday will put something up and you can answer away, 603 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 1: send a question in and and have a great rest 604 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,200 Speaker 1: of your weekend. We'll catch you next time we're out. 605 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 1: Like a pig snout, say what I did try to 606 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 1: get Al's beef? It was a lot I was. I 607 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,840 Speaker 1: was holding ball, touching balls, you name. It had a 608 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: lot of balls. What's up with it?