Speaker 1: People always accuse the French of being elitist. I'm going
Speaker 1: to list a few things, and I want you to
Speaker 1: say which country does them the best? Wine, friends, cheese, friends,
Speaker 1: fashion friends, comedy, uh friends, Shut.
Speaker 2: The US, US, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Pasha Tosh Shows.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Toash Show.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. This is exciting. This is
Speaker 1: the fourth episode. Can you believe it, Eddie? We've done
Speaker 1: four already. That's great. How many do we have to
Speaker 1: do until somebody comes calling and says, listen, we want
Speaker 1: to buy this show outright and.
Speaker 2: Give you five hundred billion.
Speaker 1: So here we are with our fourth episode, and the
Speaker 1: feedback has been overwhelmingly negative in person. Online I'm told
Speaker 1: the feedback has been pretty positive, but to my face,
Speaker 1: a lot of family members have not appreciated some of
Speaker 1: the comments that I've made.
Speaker 3: I tell you the comments on YouTube, overwhelmingly positive.
Speaker 2: Comments on YouTube overwhelmingly positive.
Speaker 4: Woh man.
Speaker 1: I hope that translates into ad dollars and subscriptions. I'm
Speaker 1: told that's very important. Let mean, I got to set
Speaker 1: a few things straight. I shot a handful of these
Speaker 1: interviews before the first one aired, so I'm still working
Speaker 1: things out.
Speaker 4: So I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't read a lot of the comments because they
Speaker 1: depressed me.
Speaker 2: But I actually I should.
Speaker 1: I should take time out to hear what the fans
Speaker 1: of this show are saying.
Speaker 2: So, Eddie, you you've you've gotten a few selects.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: All right, let's uh, let's read some of these.
Speaker 3: My new favorite podcast, keep it going.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to be anyone's favorite podcast. There's
Speaker 1: so many great podcasts out there. My goal is is
Speaker 1: to to skyrocket, uh in your top five, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: Top ten is really is plenty good enough, But you're
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna learn. You're gonna learn one day that
Speaker 1: you know, having everything that you could ever want isn't
Speaker 1: that great?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: What else? What are these people saying, let's go give
Speaker 2: me another one?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Little late to the game son, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the genius behind me. I like to wait till
Speaker 1: everybody's sick of a genre and then.
Speaker 2: I go full full bore.
Speaker 3: The King is back.
Speaker 1: That's from THEO Vonne's nice. Now there's somebody that's like
Speaker 1: somebody's number one podcast. That's fine, that's who he can
Speaker 1: be your number one and then me like four five
Speaker 1: or six.
Speaker 3: Bro, this is dope. I'm so glad you're back. Already
Speaker 3: subbed and liked. Keep up the funny shit.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you subbed. Keep subbing.
Speaker 3: Call it touchpoint show.
Speaker 2: Touchpoint Show is too close for the lawyers to feel comfortable.
Speaker 3: Please change the intro please.
Speaker 1: I don't like the intro either. I just heard it
Speaker 1: the other day. Man, that's bad, so I'm sure we'll
Speaker 1: use it for a year.
Speaker 3: This is great. Should just maybe keep off the editing
Speaker 3: for a more organic feel.
Speaker 1: Though you guys are editing me, I'm just now finding
Speaker 1: this out.
Speaker 3: Tone down on the editing for real. This is a podcast.
Speaker 3: Let it flow naturally. Dead air is perfectly acceptable, save
Speaker 3: the super editing for the YouTube shorts.
Speaker 1: Dead air is perfectly acceptable. Let's put that to the test.
Speaker 1: Is that enjoyable. I'll tell you another reason I need
Speaker 1: an editor is because I'm not afraid to say things
Speaker 1: into a microphone that's being recorded.
Speaker 2: I need someone to be the adult in the room.
Speaker 2: Like just the other day, I.
Speaker 1: Was trying to explain my least favorite race of people,
Speaker 1: and that's why they're my least favorite.
Speaker 3: Next comment, really don't like the producer voiceover chime. In's
Speaker 3: just gonna put that out there.
Speaker 2: I don't like him either.
Speaker 3: He didn't give her anything from his house. It was
Speaker 3: a good streak while it lasted.
Speaker 1: Guys, there's gonna be a few episodes where they don't
Speaker 1: get a gift because I didn't start doing the gift
Speaker 1: until like the fourth or fifth interview.
Speaker 3: This is needed. I like Tosh point out, but when
Speaker 3: Tosh isn't being forced by network to pump out rageous
Speaker 3: comments every line, it feels way more genuine while still
Speaker 3: being hilarious. I could watch him talk to his landlord
Speaker 3: for first.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on this first of all is insane.
Speaker 1: How long this thing is. I'm not gonna let you
Speaker 1: finish it? In what world would I have a landlord?
Speaker 1: You have any idea how many properties I own?
Speaker 3: I'd actually love to see Tosh talk to some comedians.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: If no one's done that, I think we should we
Speaker 1: should try that.
Speaker 3: I assume there's got to be a writing team behind
Speaker 3: this right, No way, he's coming up with all these
Speaker 3: non sequesters by himself. Great show.
Speaker 1: Oh I think he meant Secuittars Eddie. The team of
Speaker 1: people that create this show is three people and Eddie
Speaker 1: who pitches me nonsense all day long. And then and
Speaker 1: then there's then there's John and Pete, three white, middle
Speaker 1: aged married men that were blackballed from comedy. That's not true.
Speaker 1: But they are white, that part's true. Yep, they're very white,
Speaker 1: too white if you ask me John. John is definitely
Speaker 1: too white. John is two way, He's pale, and he's
Speaker 1: from Ohio.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of the stained gray wood borders
Speaker 3: on the videos. I suggest consulting a second or third marketing,
Speaker 3: branding graphics company to find the vibe of your creative look.
Speaker 1: I would recommend you unsubscribe. Is there an unsubscribed button?
Speaker 3: Border needs to go full screen?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: Annoying, distracting, unnecessary.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's there's two votes.
Speaker 3: Border is annoying.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Three's up.
Speaker 3: With the weird border?
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I'm gonna have to turn the comments off.
Speaker 3: Tosh is back so happy, but please get rid of
Speaker 3: the weird panel border.
Speaker 1: What if we started putting ads like like a crawl
Speaker 1: that went around the border the whole way, or more
Speaker 1: information or jokes in the border, then maybe people would
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 3: Then amazing your back get rid of the border around
Speaker 3: the screen, though.
Speaker 2: Be careful or I'll make the goddamn frame bigger.
Speaker 3: Really dig the picture frame border for the show makes
Speaker 3: me feel like I'm back in my childhood bedroom watching
Speaker 3: Tosh point Oh.
Speaker 2: Aye, there's one for they like the border. The border stays.
Speaker 3: If Tosh still drives a subru, then we can expect
Speaker 3: the same above average content as Tosh point zero.
Speaker 1: I do still drive a Subaru Suberu. I'm still driving what.
Speaker 1: I don't drive an outback anymore. I have the ascent
Speaker 1: three rows because I've got a family. I also drive
Speaker 1: a Rivian Rivian. Are you a sponsor? You should be
Speaker 1: go ahead and sponsor the show.
Speaker 4: Rivian.
Speaker 3: Hey, Tosh, great show. But can we get this shot
Speaker 3: in four K?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Can we shoot this in four K?
Speaker 2: We shoot in six K? We shoot in six K.
Speaker 3: It comes back to stand up to show these goofballs,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 2: I have never stopped doing stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: I do tons of stand up comedy, and I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you, it's gotten so much better. My comedy
Speaker 1: is so much better than it used to be, so
Speaker 1: much richer.
Speaker 3: Can I invest in this? Tash is going to be
Speaker 3: greater than Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2: No last comment, last comment already Yeah.
Speaker 3: Three episodes in and this is officially my favorite comedian podcast.
Speaker 3: The format, the guests, the length, the hilarious yet insightful interviews.
Speaker 3: Everything is just perfect.
Speaker 1: All right, The show's perfect. Let's get on with it.
Speaker 1: Today's guest is no exception. He's also perfect. He's one
Speaker 1: of my closest friends. Buddy's foreign boo. I knew that
Speaker 1: was gonna get some of you. I love foreigners. They
Speaker 1: think me needling them is me just being direct because
Speaker 1: every other country that's not the US is rude as shit.
Speaker 1: All that being said, I'm proud to call this French
Speaker 1: imonomye enjoy Pasha, my guest today is France's greatest gift
Speaker 1: to America since the Statue of Liberty. He's a beautiful
Speaker 1: Frenchman living in Los Angeles. I've known him for many
Speaker 1: years and I still have no idea how he affords
Speaker 1: to live in my neighborhood. He's my only friend who's
Speaker 1: never been on my payroll. He texts me more than
Speaker 1: my wife. Please welcome Pierre Dan, Thank you Pierre. How
Speaker 1: many times a day do you think you text.
Speaker 4: Me, well, at least when I wake up the first person.
Speaker 5: I text a few times in the morning, after lunch,
Speaker 5: after mine up, and at nights it's a good night.
Speaker 4: So a few time.
Speaker 1: I wish you were joking. You're not joking at all.
Speaker 1: When I text you that that I have to that
Speaker 1: I'm we're gonna go surfing, but I have to poop first.
Speaker 2: How long does that mean?
Speaker 4: Well, you spend a lot of time there on the chair.
Speaker 4: How long?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well you go a few times a day
Speaker 5: because I feel like every time I text you poop.
Speaker 1: No, before I surf, I make sure I poop because
Speaker 1: I have to go at least at least twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Fair enough.
Speaker 1: This is the first question I ask all my guests.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 4: No? That's right.
Speaker 1: No. If don't say anything else, just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: You don't believe in ghosts, right exactly. I knew, and
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, when I asked you that
Speaker 1: question right there, I wasn't sure how you were going
Speaker 1: to answer it. But then as soon as you said no,
Speaker 1: it's like good Thank God. I've known Pierre for many years.
Speaker 1: We met surfing. You're obviously not from California. You're from France.
Speaker 1: What part of France are you from.
Speaker 4: I'm from the north.
Speaker 5: I'm from a little place called Diguilville, started people in Normandy,
Speaker 5: tiny place.
Speaker 1: Your parents still live there. Yeah, it's beautiful, it's it's nice,
Speaker 1: it's good. You live in a so.
Speaker 4: My grandma, Yeah, she just like old Castle.
Speaker 2: How long have you lived in America? Fourteen years? Fourteen years?
Speaker 4: Really? Yeah? Huh? I've been doing you for ten maybe
Speaker 4: at least. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where did you Where did you live before America?
Speaker 4: I spent I spent one year in Australia.
Speaker 2: That's how you learned English.
Speaker 5: I actually learned English mostly my roommates in France because
Speaker 5: I lived down south, were from England.
Speaker 4: So he told me a lot of English and bad words.
Speaker 2: What kind of bad words?
Speaker 4: Can I say that? Here?
Speaker 2: You say whatever word you want to say?
Speaker 4: Kant, kant? They taught you.
Speaker 2: Oh when did you learn fuck? Do you learn that
Speaker 2: right away?
Speaker 4: Fuck? It's pretty popular, very much.
Speaker 2: Do people say it in France?
Speaker 4: No? But we have a school we said that. It's
Speaker 4: called la fac.
Speaker 5: It's after when you graduate from college, you go to
Speaker 5: before we go to fak. It's fac. I think so
Speaker 5: we create laf fact. But English people say it's fuck.
Speaker 2: You went to college for like agriculture, but.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah study, I star you farming. I steal fumming
Speaker 5: until I was sixteen. But yeah, around sixteen, I was
Speaker 5: sick of it because I too woke up early and
Speaker 5: woke up at five and the kao ki pooping on
Speaker 5: my face, you know, because you have to get the
Speaker 5: milt from on there.
Speaker 2: I don't get to put your face underneath it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're on there.
Speaker 5: You have to work from on there, okay. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: then I went to gadening. I had some gardening for
Speaker 5: a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I knew. I knew that you knew gardening
Speaker 2: and everything like that, farming and galldening.
Speaker 4: I forgot. I forgot everything.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's weird, weird that you say that you don't
Speaker 1: like to you didn't like waking up early, because the
Speaker 1: reality is you and I get up earlier than everyone.
Speaker 4: I know. Yeah, it's full we go surfing, right, we like.
Speaker 1: To surf early, but in general we're always up. We're
Speaker 1: up five thirty six. Yeah, I met you surfing and
Speaker 1: you're with your beautiful girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I loved her so much more than you did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why you stop talking to me, because it
Speaker 4: stuck to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did, but I was still I was still
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I wasn't married at the time, but
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship. But and she was wonderful, and.
Speaker 2: You don't like her. You didn't like her. We don't talk, right,
Speaker 2: So what's your what's your deal?
Speaker 1: You? You live in a neighborhood full of elitist assholes
Speaker 1: like myself, Jeff Bezos, the King of Jordan, all these
Speaker 1: people living and then you you found this this weird
Speaker 1: little you know nook in Malibu. Why did you come there?
Speaker 5: Well, at first that was for for surfing, and that
Speaker 5: was peaceful m hmming to fight some rich woman.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. I say that's for you.
Speaker 2: That was your goal, to know, was my goal.
Speaker 4: But I've had a story with a with a rich
Speaker 4: woman there that you lived with. Maybe I didn't tell you.
Speaker 2: I've heard many of your stories.
Speaker 1: You know you've You've slept with tons and tons of people.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a number you tell me
Speaker 1: over under in your lifetime. Women, I'm gonna say I
Speaker 1: I know you wouldn't count. I'm gonna say one hundred
Speaker 1: over or under.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know, maybe more.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's good. Now, how did you become
Speaker 1: an American citizen? Your first attempt to become an American story? Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: but it's a good one.
Speaker 4: I married my friend.
Speaker 1: You married a friend. That was good, and you have
Speaker 1: to be married for two years to become a citizen.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, But the funny story is, so I never
Speaker 4: kissed my wife. You never kissed he never slept with her.
Speaker 4: But some of my friend did.
Speaker 2: Your friends slept with your wife? Yeah, my friend, there's
Speaker 2: a word for that.
Speaker 4: Can maybe you slept with my wife? He goes, I did,
Speaker 4: and in the butt.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have to be married for two years. And
Speaker 1: then at a year and a half she tells you, hey,
Speaker 1: I fell in love with this guy and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get married, so I have to divorce you right before
Speaker 1: you became Exactly were you upset with her when she
Speaker 1: called off your marriage?
Speaker 5: A little bit, But at the same time, I couldn't
Speaker 5: be I couldn't go that five she went out there,
Speaker 5: so I'd mixed feelings. I would a bit upset, but
Speaker 5: at the same time, like if she didn't propose to
Speaker 5: meet to get married at first, I won't be any way,
Speaker 5: but now we all good.
Speaker 2: Like you become a citizen. Then then you did the
Speaker 2: proper way.
Speaker 5: When I got my green cat and he got my
Speaker 5: green cat. After a couple of years, you can become
Speaker 5: a citizen. And at the time, I had on those apps,
Speaker 5: you know, the dating app, and I met a girl
Speaker 5: on the dating app and had some some fun with
Speaker 5: her and ask her what do you do for living?
Speaker 4: And she's a immigrant immigration lawyer? What are the adds this?
Speaker 5: And I say, can I have a little gift? Bj
Speaker 5: went from my welcoming to the US. And she said, yeah,
Speaker 5: of course. So I got my citizenship and a little gift.
Speaker 4: And a gift.
Speaker 1: And how come your immigration fo when you became a citizen?
Speaker 1: How come we man was in your photo?
Speaker 5: Ah, because he's a fan of a friend and he's
Speaker 5: actually a very nice guy.
Speaker 4: You wanted to be you want to It's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes no sense to me. What do you
Speaker 1: know who Kato'kaalin is? Who kato'klin? Do you know who
Speaker 1: Oj Simpson is?
Speaker 4: That was a visible player?
Speaker 2: I know baseball player?
Speaker 1: No, no, he was a football player, but any and
Speaker 1: he murdered two people Okay remember that, No you don't
Speaker 1: remember that. No, anyway, he had a person that lived
Speaker 1: in his guest house, Kato'kaalin.
Speaker 2: It's kindom like you. He was like real popular. He
Speaker 2: had a moment.
Speaker 4: I don't want to kid anybody.
Speaker 1: No, No, you're not the person that killed. I would
Speaker 1: be the person that would kill in this scenario. And
Speaker 1: then you're the person that lives in the guest Have
Speaker 1: you always lived in guest houses?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Actually, I mean since I me in the US? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how old are you?
Speaker 4: I just didn't forty five? Forty five?
Speaker 2: But you've lied about your age before?
Speaker 4: Actually I did? Yeah, how do you know?
Speaker 2: Well, I was just the song some girl wrote a
Speaker 2: song about you?
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 2: Did you love it that you wrote a song about
Speaker 2: you because you're no?
Speaker 4: I mean it's I was flattered.
Speaker 5: But then I find out random Lee opened Internet and
Speaker 5: I saw that song and I listened to the lyrics, like, damn,
Speaker 5: it sounds like it's about me.
Speaker 1: But well here, Yeah, that was the first clue. And
Speaker 1: you were dating the person that wrote it.
Speaker 5: I didn't care.
Speaker 2: How many times did you listen to the song?
Speaker 4: A million times?
Speaker 2: How was dating in l A? Do you like dating
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: The girls like the girls are beauty football. It's just
Speaker 5: the game. It's taking them on the date and paying
Speaker 5: for everything. It's different than friends here. It's like they
Speaker 5: expect and you have some prose say al ways, go
Speaker 5: to that restaurants and they pick up the most expensive
Speaker 5: restaurants and mean it's yeah, it's that's annoying.
Speaker 1: So it's just about it's about paying for a meal
Speaker 1: that bothers you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know it's I mean, it's just the
Speaker 5: old process.
Speaker 4: It's that game. Some girls are really good at it.
Speaker 2: Do you ham up the friend shit?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, I mean it defends, but the French accent can
Speaker 5: help on the when it's a tricky situation.
Speaker 4: Pretend I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Are you on dating apps?
Speaker 4: All of them? All of them?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite app?
Speaker 4: Those? Stupid?
Speaker 2: Is abortion legal in France?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You ever paid for an abortion?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that one of the things that bothers you about
Speaker 1: American women? They expect you to pay for them. Do
Speaker 1: you think French people in general are a little bit
Speaker 1: more homophobic and racist than Americans?
Speaker 4: Go ahead, no, I mean the gee community is pretty
Speaker 4: big in France.
Speaker 5: Maybe I didn't tell you, but I used to be
Speaker 5: bottoned during the Gek club and I had a cage.
Speaker 4: I was a cage dancer.
Speaker 2: You're a cage dancers.
Speaker 4: Tell you.
Speaker 5: I know what the cage at the cage the place
Speaker 5: called Freedom Coffee. I was like nineteen or twenty and
Speaker 5: I need to make some money for the summer to travel.
Speaker 5: So I told my friend I can HIGHWALKI in your coffee.
Speaker 5: So we were opening at six pm until two am.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a lot of dancing.
Speaker 5: Love dancing, and we close for a few hours and
Speaker 5: we reopened for breakfast from five am to eleven am
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 4: Love.
Speaker 1: So you're saying because you were a cage dancer, you
Speaker 1: personally could never be homophobic.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, did you make great money?
Speaker 4: No, we don't keep in France.
Speaker 2: Oh well, what's the point of being a cage dancer then.
Speaker 5: Because you know the girls who wants to be safe,
Speaker 5: they go to gay club.
Speaker 1: Oh so you were still in your own homophobic mind,
Speaker 1: like I'm dancing for women.
Speaker 4: That was gay club.
Speaker 1: See here's what I think. Most of my friends I
Speaker 1: find are foreign, and I think that's because whenever I
Speaker 1: hang out with somebody that's American. As soon as they
Speaker 1: rubbed me the wrong way with the way they think
Speaker 1: about something like that, it immediately makes me put a
Speaker 1: wall up. But with foreign people, I always assume, ah,
Speaker 1: there's a language barrier or there's something else, and so
Speaker 1: I turn a blind eye to some of the negative stuff.
Speaker 1: I think that might be another reason that I enjoy
Speaker 1: hanging out with foreigners is because for the most part,
Speaker 1: you don't find me funny, so I find it challenging
Speaker 1: sometimes to make you laugh. But I also notice that
Speaker 1: when you like insult me, I feel like I'm going
Speaker 1: back to like the seventh grade, where it's really a
Speaker 1: juvenileand you constantly to make fun of my legs.
Speaker 4: You've got nice legs, yet you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sometimes I don't understand your drug, but I understand
Speaker 5: your body, lungage, the stuff you move or you do
Speaker 5: sometimes it's funny, so.
Speaker 2: You know that it's a joke just by my body, like.
Speaker 4: The way you move or you act.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes what's wrong with my legs? You think they're
Speaker 2: just too thin?
Speaker 4: The proportion, the proportions along. You're a long body, long.
Speaker 1: Torso to Torso's this part, No, the top of the
Speaker 1: leg okay, just a thigh.
Speaker 4: Thigh is long from the knee to the foot. Foots.
Speaker 4: You gots tiny, so when you work, it's funny. It's
Speaker 4: not true. It is true. It's not true.
Speaker 1: I'll let anyone size me. I guarantee I'm completely proportionate.
Speaker 5: And the best bit is when you run, it takes
Speaker 5: a different, different approach of running.
Speaker 4: What does that mean? I know you you run the funnier.
Speaker 4: I saw you're running the other day on the beach.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe that was you were like, it's not
Speaker 4: dan yet. You can run because I can. And then
Speaker 4: you got closer. Yeah, it's Danielle. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You still play the lottery every week?
Speaker 4: It's three times a week.
Speaker 1: You play it three times. People always accuse the French
Speaker 1: of being elitist. I'm gonna list a few things, and
Speaker 1: I want you to say, which country does them? The
Speaker 1: best food?
Speaker 2: You think so it's not true? What's the best Italy?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Chef and friends?
Speaker 2: All right, I don't know that that's true.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Wine friends, cheese friends, fashion friends. How about art friends?
Speaker 4: You tell you some.
Speaker 2: Comedy friends?
Speaker 4: Shut the US, US shut the.
Speaker 1: No one ever thinks comedy thinks movies.
Speaker 2: I know a movie that you love.
Speaker 1: Here's a movie that you think is so funny, and
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you think Three Billboards.
Speaker 4: I love that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite? Like, what's your favorite movies?
Speaker 4: Okay, Fly Above, Cuckoo's Nests. Huh, that's good. Good? These
Speaker 4: are all classics. All right?
Speaker 1: What about American sports? You really get upset with me
Speaker 1: during football season?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't get it because you spend our worlds
Speaker 4: watching this.
Speaker 2: It's it bothers you makes your no, there's no action.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's your favorite college football team? And it's only
Speaker 1: your favorite because you understand because Notre Dame is Notre Dame,
Speaker 1: so you think that it has some correlation with France.
Speaker 6: You watch a lot of basketball. I love basketball, going
Speaker 6: to basketball. What's your favorite team?
Speaker 4: What is the one against the.
Speaker 2: Lakes, against the Lakers, any team that they're playing.
Speaker 6: No, Clippers, Clippers? You like the Clippers.
Speaker 4: That's nice because my friend gets annoying. I don't.
Speaker 2: I hate the Lakers, so I always read it against O.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You like the one in the Dolphins.
Speaker 2: Well that, yes, I do like the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: They're in football, and then yeah, and then the basketball
Speaker 1: team is the Miami Heat.
Speaker 4: Miami Heat. Yeah, you like tennis as well?
Speaker 2: You Roland Garros. The amount of I conceived my son,
Speaker 2: that's right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's right. I don't know about
Speaker 4: the red clay of rolangueros. That's just fun to say.
Speaker 4: That's just fun to say.
Speaker 1: My daughter looks a lot like you don't.
Speaker 4: Know what said you?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had sex with my wife?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Here's a quiz about France. I want to hear a quiz.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when did France last execute someone by guillotine?
Speaker 2: Ready, here's your choices.
Speaker 1: Seventeen ninety five, eighteen sixty three or nineteen seventy seven?
Speaker 4: This is second one.
Speaker 1: Nope, nineteen seventy seven by Giotina.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sam, I should bring this back, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean according to this, I mean it's Eddie.
Speaker 4: Eddie is ed true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, it's true.
Speaker 2: How much French? Do I know? What's the one thing I.
Speaker 4: Meant to you? I told you a couple of kumi kusa.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: When I said you, you say, I say sabah perfect.
Speaker 4: That's all I ever say.
Speaker 1: I can remember my French class going taxi taxi Madame
Speaker 1: Lavan France, something like that.
Speaker 4: I remember that. Yeah, it was good to you say
Speaker 4: that to a girl in the water, and yeah there was.
Speaker 4: It was intense.
Speaker 1: I said, that is somebody in the water. But we
Speaker 1: didn't tell her what it meant. No, but she figured, no,
Speaker 1: she didn't. I think she went on, oh damn you.
Speaker 1: She never figured you banged a grandma in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You had sex with a grandma in our neighborhood, Remember
Speaker 1: that one, you know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You banged a grandma, You banged my kids teacher, and
Speaker 1: you banged tons of Russians.
Speaker 4: Russians. Yeah, but I mean Russians.
Speaker 5: It's difficult, what do you mean, because they're very expensive
Speaker 5: and I didn't know that they like the mooney sometimes,
Speaker 5: you know, I cannot photo hours, so to get those
Speaker 5: girls on dates, it's sometimes difficult.
Speaker 2: Are you dating someone right now? Are you in love?
Speaker 4: Pierre? I don't know. I could be alright, which.
Speaker 2: Would you ever get married?
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you want to have kids someday?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Why I don't know, because I need it takes you
Speaker 5: to go surfee anytime.
Speaker 1: I know, but be fun. It be fun to see
Speaker 1: you as a dad. Your president was fifteen when he
Speaker 1: met his wife, who was forty. Just wanted you to
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 4: His wife's older. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was fifteen when he met her. She was
Speaker 1: forty at the time because he was his teacher. That's
Speaker 1: that's that's who your president is. Did you ever smoke?
Speaker 1: Everyone in France?
Speaker 4: I mean smoked like when I was partying? Or do
Speaker 4: you still smoke? No?
Speaker 1: You have a problem with alcohol. Don't you go ahead
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 4: Like too fo? I mean I haven't drink for six months.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Did you do better with women when you were drinking
Speaker 2: than you are sober?
Speaker 4: Maybe for the approach? Yeah, you have more game when
Speaker 4: you drunk. What about? What?
Speaker 2: What are your favorite other drugs?
Speaker 4: Marijuana? Like marijuana?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Do you know I was drinking? Only drinking.
Speaker 2: You've always worked in uh since I've known you, fashion.
Speaker 4: Women's swimwear and injury lingerie. We just launched the Injury.
Speaker 1: You make you make lingerie and sound sexier by saying
Speaker 1: lu so every interview. I give the guest on the
Speaker 1: show a gift. It's just something from my house that
Speaker 1: I want to get rid of, so I just give.
Speaker 1: I know, I always try to think of something that
Speaker 1: they would want. Okay, so here's what I got you.
Speaker 1: I got you a bunch of my really nice uh sweaters,
Speaker 1: because I know you wear sweaters that that I think
Speaker 1: hang too short on me. And because you're French, oh
Speaker 1: like French love stripes.
Speaker 4: I like. Okay, thank you. Hold on, I got a
Speaker 4: bunch as well. It's good.
Speaker 1: These are good brands. This is Nima Marcus. That's going
Speaker 1: to be a nice on that beautiful.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: This this is Rag and Bone are some nice sweaters. Nice, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. Then this is a this is just this
Speaker 1: one might be a little too tight. If you want
Speaker 1: to be sexy, you wear that one.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Then okay, that's a bunch of sweaters. You're
Speaker 4: working to keep the bait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep put them, get them off the table.
Speaker 1: We've taken some great surf trips.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not too far from the US, but we have
Speaker 5: some some good mements. I think what about Waco Wake
Speaker 5: who was good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thank you for taking me Waco your surf
Speaker 1: pool appere and I went there. You kind of messed
Speaker 1: up our reservation, but we'd love to come back if
Speaker 1: you give us a ton of free time.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: I think another thing.
Speaker 1: That we like is that that we bond on is
Speaker 1: that we enjoy surfing almost more when it's bad because
Speaker 1: nobody's out. We don't ever like people to be near
Speaker 1: us in the water.
Speaker 4: But surf heereah and then we ride.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: You got me to buy these these garbage foam surfboards
Speaker 1: from France.
Speaker 2: They were really cheap. What's the name of them, O
Speaker 2: Lion A Lion.
Speaker 1: Now, I know you're not a sponsor yet, but if
Speaker 1: you want to send us just a bunch of free
Speaker 1: of your surfboards, we would love that. Those A lion boards. Man,
Speaker 1: the wood that you boot, you got two of them.
Speaker 1: One of them is meant for children, but we still
Speaker 1: ride the ship out of it. It's really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: send us that was a seven to two.
Speaker 4: No, we have the six eight.
Speaker 1: Send us a bunch of those six eights. You know,
Speaker 1: the stack of those yellow six eights with the carve
Speaker 1: out body and the hand on the middle. There are
Speaker 1: complete garbage boards, but for some reason we enjoy beating
Speaker 1: them up. You know. It's weird about our neighborhood is
Speaker 1: how we became friends with so many little kids.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Like we.
Speaker 1: Were friends with the kids, right, they're wonderful, but we
Speaker 1: watched them grow up and now they're like in their
Speaker 1: twenties and you.
Speaker 4: Know, the best thing is out there.
Speaker 5: When he was surfing, he was a key that give
Speaker 5: you a wetsuit that was too small for me, and
Speaker 5: he was like, I don't know, twelve thirteen years old,
Speaker 5: he's up here.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: You can have for the rest of my life all
Speaker 5: the waves you want. I'm like, oh, hear careful because
Speaker 5: he's gonna stick. And now every time a good wave goes,
Speaker 5: I remember what you say when you're a kid, that
Speaker 5: wave is for me.
Speaker 2: Arthur broke his foot one day.
Speaker 1: We were surfing the place that we don't talk about,
Speaker 1: and it was a real day. It was good and
Speaker 1: we were alone and he broke his foot. It is
Speaker 1: like six in the mornings, like before school. He was
Speaker 1: going like in high school, and he's like, hey, got
Speaker 1: to help me back, help me home, and I'm like yeah,
Speaker 1: but like I'm not. I'm gonna surf for another hour.
Speaker 1: So he sat like on a rock for an hour
Speaker 1: with a broken foot while I caught every wave and
Speaker 1: then I carried him home.
Speaker 4: I'll just the best, you know, which is funny.
Speaker 5: Always wants to since he surfed with the oldest, he
Speaker 5: wants to prove, so he goes for big waves and
Speaker 5: change situation.
Speaker 2: I assume, like I've seen him get killed. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he's huge now. But now he's now he's just a
Speaker 2: tank of a person.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The thing I told.
Speaker 1: Him once when he was like sixteen or seventeen years
Speaker 1: I said, the day you turn eighteen, I'm gonna punch
Speaker 1: you in the face. And then I think by the
Speaker 1: time he was eighteen, he was already like so much bigger.
Speaker 1: Let's just forget about that. You care about surfing, that's
Speaker 1: something that's different. We both surf a ton, but you
Speaker 1: care about like you know who the pro surfers are.
Speaker 1: You know when the contest are going on and you
Speaker 1: watch pro contest.
Speaker 2: I don't do anything.
Speaker 1: I don't like anything about surfing except for the act
Speaker 1: of surfing.
Speaker 4: And you, I mean, you good surfer.
Speaker 1: Okay, We've surfed my whole life since I since I
Speaker 1: could walk.
Speaker 5: But the funny bus when you get compettity, that's funny
Speaker 5: that's funny.
Speaker 4: Just change.
Speaker 2: You ever seen me get mad in the water? Yah iyah, No.
Speaker 5: No, there's a free story like these Those kids keep
Speaker 5: piling around and all of the kids. You you pointing
Speaker 5: like where you should sit, and he took you wanted
Speaker 5: to shake his hand, You wanted to shake the end.
Speaker 5: But you say no, I'm pointing where you should sit
Speaker 5: and don't come next to me.
Speaker 4: Remember a story. No, but that sounds about right.
Speaker 2: The guy was like, what, Yeah, I run a tight
Speaker 2: ship out there.
Speaker 5: We're coming out of the surf and this this girl
Speaker 5: was working two girls just when we start hanging out.
Speaker 5: And this girl said, oh my god, that's Daniel Tosh.
Speaker 5: Can I get a picture?
Speaker 4: And you say no and you start running the opposite.
Speaker 1: That's because it combines two things. It combinds things that
Speaker 1: you love, girls and me running and surfing. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's a funny story that you can't get over. One time,
Speaker 1: we were surfing one spot, but we decided to go
Speaker 1: to a different spot that's walkable from where we were surfing.
Speaker 1: For some reason, we just kept our leashes on because
Speaker 1: we were going to go run to this other spot
Speaker 1: that was only one hundred yards away. Maybe two hundred
Speaker 1: yards Max, and we happened to pass the greatest female
Speaker 1: surfer in the world. Do you remember her name is
Speaker 1: Stephanie Gilmour. And Stephanie Gilmour looks at us and goes,
Speaker 1: why you guys got your leashes on?
Speaker 4: And and you.
Speaker 1: Didn't realize it until we had like ran past, and
Speaker 1: she was making fun of us, and you got so mad.
Speaker 4: Oh that's funny, but yeah, we had a lisha like
Speaker 4: working like.
Speaker 1: You didn't like being teased by Stephanie Gilmore. I'd like to, oh,
Speaker 1: come on, she's you always resented her her sister for
Speaker 1: not wanting to date you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I try.
Speaker 1: Seven agil were the greatest female surfer of all time,
Speaker 1: Kelly Slater in female surfing, and and she has a
Speaker 1: beautiful sister, and Stephanie's beautiful, and uh, Pierre tried to
Speaker 1: hook up with her sister, and her sister was not.
Speaker 4: In front of you as well.
Speaker 5: I did to make you lave and you said to
Speaker 5: me you should have stopped after the first sentence, but
Speaker 5: I keep pushing, and he said.
Speaker 2: Enough, Oh it's bad.
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than watching you strike out in the water.
Speaker 1: Tell me about the time you got a blow job
Speaker 1: in the Soho House bathroom.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't get a blow drop.
Speaker 1: Or you made love And then I asked you, I said,
Speaker 1: would you wear a condom? And you said no, No,
Speaker 1: people don't wear condoms anymore.
Speaker 4: It's that fashionable.
Speaker 2: Is that true? People don't wear condoms.
Speaker 4: People you work on them. You have to work on them.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you like to jog every day?
Speaker 7: Not every day, but I like to joke. Yeah, get
Speaker 7: things out. Yeah, it's good for the brand as well.
Speaker 7: Do you do do you do mental health? Do you
Speaker 7: do like mental health exercise? Do you see a therapist?
Speaker 7: You ever seen a therapist?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Neither, that's scary. I just go surfing sometimes.
Speaker 1: My wife when she gets when I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: starting to get really, She's like, just go surfing, fucking
Speaker 1: get out of the house, get in the oceans. Do
Speaker 1: you have any diseases from all the from all the sex?
Speaker 1: You've never gotten diseases from all the second good lucky,
Speaker 1: real lucky.
Speaker 4: Not good.
Speaker 5: Marya in Africa was that I've got madaya in Africa, the.
Speaker 6: Malaya malaria malaria in that freak out in a in
Speaker 6: a in a freak out in Africa, Africa.
Speaker 1: Your accent sometimes to me, sounds like someone doing a
Speaker 1: bad Christopher Walking impression.
Speaker 5: Well, my friends, I've got peanut butters stuck in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's not as funny. That's not as funny as
Speaker 4: what I said.
Speaker 1: We'll put some bad Christopher walking impression next to him talking,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh god, it does kind of sound
Speaker 1: like what she.
Speaker 3: Got a boat is grab a free ranee chicken?
Speaker 2: Do an impression of me talking?
Speaker 4: Impression?
Speaker 1: If you talking about basketball? Basketball, that's what you always
Speaker 1: did in the water. You always like, oh, are you
Speaker 1: gonna go watch basketball? The thing is, you don't usually
Speaker 1: meet uh, when you're as old as we are, you
Speaker 1: don't usually like meet a guy and then just start
Speaker 1: hanging out with a guy.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's just bizarre.
Speaker 1: Well, Pierre, listen, I'm sure I'll talk to you ten
Speaker 1: minutes after this is done. So anyway, thanks for being
Speaker 1: on the show. Thank you that yet okay, revoir, Well, Monsieur.
Speaker 2: Pasha.
Speaker 1: That was another great interview. Thank you to Pierre and
Speaker 1: all the women that he has loved. Thank you too.
Speaker 1: With me as always as my dog Carl for the
Speaker 1: post show interview wrap up by the way. Pierre immediately
Speaker 1: sent me photos of him wearing the sweater. He also
Speaker 1: sends me photos of his lunch every day, and I
Speaker 1: want to put a couple of these photos up. Carl
Speaker 1: wouldn't even eat this food. Hostages don't even eat like this.
Speaker 1: He's always like, I like sausages. I'm like, it's not sausages.
Speaker 1: Those are hot dogs and it's on mashed potatoes and
Speaker 1: there's cheese on top. Sometimes he does some pasta with
Speaker 1: hot dogs and cheese and potato chips.
Speaker 2: None of it makes sense.
Speaker 1: And then comes on my show and talks about the
Speaker 1: French palette being more sophisticated, and then I just I
Speaker 1: can't stop looking at it because it's so insane to
Speaker 1: me that a forty five year old man eats like this.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: We've got to stand up to plug Carl. Where are
Speaker 1: we doing. We're performing in Reno. I got some new
Speaker 1: dates coming in twenty twenty four. We'll be doing another
Speaker 1: proper tour. Check out boysworarpink dot com clothing line I
Speaker 1: started for my toddler sit down.
Speaker 2: Carl, see you next week.