WEBVTT - My French Friend Pierre

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<v Speaker 1>People always accuse the French of being elitist. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to list a few things, and I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>say which country does them the best? Wine, friends, cheese, friends,

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<v Speaker 1>fashion friends, comedy, uh friends, Shut.

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<v Speaker 2>The US, US, Shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>Pasha Tosh Shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Toash Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. This is exciting. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth episode. Can you believe it, Eddie? We've done

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<v Speaker 1>four already. That's great. How many do we have to

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<v Speaker 1>do until somebody comes calling and says, listen, we want

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<v Speaker 1>to buy this show outright and.

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<v Speaker 2>Give you five hundred billion.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we are with our fourth episode, and the

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<v Speaker 1>feedback has been overwhelmingly negative in person. Online I'm told

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<v Speaker 1>the feedback has been pretty positive, but to my face,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of family members have not appreciated some of

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<v Speaker 1>the comments that I've made.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you the comments on YouTube, overwhelmingly positive.

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<v Speaker 2>Comments on YouTube overwhelmingly positive.

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<v Speaker 4>Woh man.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that translates into ad dollars and subscriptions. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>told that's very important. Let mean, I got to set

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<v Speaker 1>a few things straight. I shot a handful of these

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<v Speaker 1>interviews before the first one aired, so I'm still working

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<v Speaker 1>things out.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't read a lot of the comments because they

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<v Speaker 1>depressed me.

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<v Speaker 2>But I actually I should.

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<v Speaker 1>I should take time out to hear what the fans

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<v Speaker 1>of this show are saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Eddie, you you've you've gotten a few selects.

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's uh, let's read some of these.

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<v Speaker 3>My new favorite podcast, keep it going.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to be anyone's favorite podcast. There's

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<v Speaker 1>so many great podcasts out there. My goal is is

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<v Speaker 1>to to skyrocket, uh in your top five, I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Top ten is really is plenty good enough, But you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna you're gonna learn. You're gonna learn one day that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, having everything that you could ever want isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that great?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>What else? What are these people saying, let's go give

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<v Speaker 2>me another one?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Little late to the game son, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the genius behind me. I like to wait till

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's sick of a genre and then.

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<v Speaker 2>I go full full bore.

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<v Speaker 3>The King is back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from THEO Vonne's nice. Now there's somebody that's like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's number one podcast. That's fine, that's who he can

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<v Speaker 1>be your number one and then me like four five

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<v Speaker 1>or six.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, this is dope. I'm so glad you're back. Already

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<v Speaker 3>subbed and liked. Keep up the funny shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm glad you subbed. Keep subbing.

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<v Speaker 3>Call it touchpoint show.

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<v Speaker 2>Touchpoint Show is too close for the lawyers to feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Please change the intro please.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the intro either. I just heard it

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<v Speaker 1>the other day. Man, that's bad, so I'm sure we'll

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<v Speaker 1>use it for a year.

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<v Speaker 3>This is great. Should just maybe keep off the editing

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<v Speaker 3>for a more organic feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you guys are editing me, I'm just now finding

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<v Speaker 1>this out.

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<v Speaker 3>Tone down on the editing for real. This is a podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Let it flow naturally. Dead air is perfectly acceptable, save

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<v Speaker 3>the super editing for the YouTube shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Dead air is perfectly acceptable. Let's put that to the test.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that enjoyable. I'll tell you another reason I need

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<v Speaker 1>an editor is because I'm not afraid to say things

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<v Speaker 1>into a microphone that's being recorded.

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<v Speaker 2>I need someone to be the adult in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Like just the other day, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was trying to explain my least favorite race of people,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why they're my least favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>Next comment, really don't like the producer voiceover chime. In's

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna put that out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like him either.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't give her anything from his house. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a good streak while it lasted.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, there's gonna be a few episodes where they don't

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<v Speaker 1>get a gift because I didn't start doing the gift

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<v Speaker 1>until like the fourth or fifth interview.

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<v Speaker 3>This is needed. I like Tosh point out, but when

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<v Speaker 3>Tosh isn't being forced by network to pump out rageous

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<v Speaker 3>comments every line, it feels way more genuine while still

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<v Speaker 3>being hilarious. I could watch him talk to his landlord

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<v Speaker 3>for first.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on this first of all is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>How long this thing is. I'm not gonna let you

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<v Speaker 1>finish it? In what world would I have a landlord?

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<v Speaker 1>You have any idea how many properties I own?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd actually love to see Tosh talk to some comedians.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>If no one's done that, I think we should we

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<v Speaker 1>should try that.

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<v Speaker 3>I assume there's got to be a writing team behind

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<v Speaker 3>this right, No way, he's coming up with all these

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<v Speaker 3>non sequesters by himself. Great show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I think he meant Secuittars Eddie. The team of

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<v Speaker 1>people that create this show is three people and Eddie

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<v Speaker 1>who pitches me nonsense all day long. And then and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's then there's John and Pete, three white, middle

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<v Speaker 1>aged married men that were blackballed from comedy. That's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>But they are white, that part's true. Yep, they're very white,

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<v Speaker 1>too white if you ask me John. John is definitely

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<v Speaker 1>too white. John is two way, He's pale, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>from Ohio.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a fan of the stained gray wood borders

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<v Speaker 3>on the videos. I suggest consulting a second or third marketing,

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<v Speaker 3>branding graphics company to find the vibe of your creative look.

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<v Speaker 1>I would recommend you unsubscribe. Is there an unsubscribed button?

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<v Speaker 3>Border needs to go full screen?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Annoying, distracting, unnecessary.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so there's there's two votes.

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<v Speaker 3>Border is annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's Three's up.

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<v Speaker 3>With the weird border?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I'm gonna have to turn the comments off.

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<v Speaker 3>Tosh is back so happy, but please get rid of

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<v Speaker 3>the weird panel border.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we started putting ads like like a crawl

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<v Speaker 1>that went around the border the whole way, or more

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<v Speaker 1>information or jokes in the border, then maybe people would

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<v Speaker 1>like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Then amazing your back get rid of the border around

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<v Speaker 3>the screen, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Be careful or I'll make the goddamn frame bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>Really dig the picture frame border for the show makes

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<v Speaker 3>me feel like I'm back in my childhood bedroom watching

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<v Speaker 3>Tosh point Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Aye, there's one for they like the border. The border stays.

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<v Speaker 3>If Tosh still drives a subru, then we can expect

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<v Speaker 3>the same above average content as Tosh point zero.

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<v Speaker 1>I do still drive a Subaru Suberu. I'm still driving what.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't drive an outback anymore. I have the ascent

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<v Speaker 1>three rows because I've got a family. I also drive

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<v Speaker 1>a Rivian Rivian. Are you a sponsor? You should be

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and sponsor the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Rivian.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Tosh, great show. But can we get this shot

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<v Speaker 3>in four K?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Can we shoot this in four K?

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<v Speaker 2>We shoot in six K? We shoot in six K.

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<v Speaker 3>It comes back to stand up to show these goofballs,

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<v Speaker 3>what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>I have never stopped doing stand up comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>I do tons of stand up comedy, and I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you, it's gotten so much better. My comedy

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<v Speaker 1>is so much better than it used to be, so

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<v Speaker 1>much richer.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I invest in this? Tash is going to be

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<v Speaker 3>greater than Joe Rogan.

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<v Speaker 2>No last comment, last comment already Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Three episodes in and this is officially my favorite comedian podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>The format, the guests, the length, the hilarious yet insightful interviews.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything is just perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, The show's perfect. Let's get on with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's guest is no exception. He's also perfect. He's one

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<v Speaker 1>of my closest friends. Buddy's foreign boo. I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna get some of you. I love foreigners. They

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<v Speaker 1>think me needling them is me just being direct because

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<v Speaker 1>every other country that's not the US is rude as shit.

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<v Speaker 1>All that being said, I'm proud to call this French

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<v Speaker 1>imonomye enjoy Pasha, my guest today is France's greatest gift

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<v Speaker 1>to America since the Statue of Liberty. He's a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>Frenchman living in Los Angeles. I've known him for many

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<v Speaker 1>years and I still have no idea how he affords

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<v Speaker 1>to live in my neighborhood. He's my only friend who's

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<v Speaker 1>never been on my payroll. He texts me more than

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. Please welcome Pierre Dan, Thank you Pierre. How

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<v Speaker 1>many times a day do you think you text.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, well, at least when I wake up the first person.

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<v Speaker 5>I text a few times in the morning, after lunch,

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<v Speaker 5>after mine up, and at nights it's a good night.

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<v Speaker 4>So a few time.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you were joking. You're not joking at all.

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<v Speaker 1>When I text you that that I have to that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm we're gonna go surfing, but I have to poop first.

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<v Speaker 2>How long does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you spend a lot of time there on the chair.

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<v Speaker 4>How long?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, well you go a few times a day

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<v Speaker 5>because I feel like every time I text you poop.

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<v Speaker 1>No, before I surf, I make sure I poop because

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go at least at least twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first question I ask all my guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 4>No? That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>No. If don't say anything else, just shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't believe in ghosts, right exactly. I knew, and

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest with you, when I asked you that

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<v Speaker 1>question right there, I wasn't sure how you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to answer it. But then as soon as you said no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like good Thank God. I've known Pierre for many years.

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<v Speaker 1>We met surfing. You're obviously not from California. You're from France.

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<v Speaker 1>What part of France are you from.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm from the north.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm from a little place called Diguilville, started people in Normandy,

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<v Speaker 5>tiny place.

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<v Speaker 1>Your parents still live there. Yeah, it's beautiful, it's it's nice,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. You live in a so.

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<v Speaker 4>My grandma, Yeah, she just like old Castle.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you lived in America? Fourteen years? Fourteen years?

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<v Speaker 4>Really? Yeah? Huh? I've been doing you for ten maybe

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<v Speaker 4>at least. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you Where did you live before America?

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<v Speaker 4>I spent I spent one year in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how you learned English.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually learned English mostly my roommates in France because

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<v Speaker 5>I lived down south, were from England.

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<v Speaker 4>So he told me a lot of English and bad words.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of bad words?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I say that? Here?

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<v Speaker 2>You say whatever word you want to say?

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<v Speaker 4>Kant, kant? They taught you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh when did you learn fuck? Do you learn that

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<v Speaker 2>right away?

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck? It's pretty popular, very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Do people say it in France?

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<v Speaker 4>No? But we have a school we said that. It's

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<v Speaker 4>called la fac.

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<v Speaker 5>It's after when you graduate from college, you go to

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<v Speaker 5>before we go to fak. It's fac. I think so

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<v Speaker 5>we create laf fact. But English people say it's fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>You went to college for like agriculture, but.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah study, I star you farming. I steal fumming

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<v Speaker 5>until I was sixteen. But yeah, around sixteen, I was

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<v Speaker 5>sick of it because I too woke up early and

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<v Speaker 5>woke up at five and the kao ki pooping on

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<v Speaker 5>my face, you know, because you have to get the

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<v Speaker 5>milt from on there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get to put your face underneath it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're on there.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to work from on there, okay. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 5>then I went to gadening. I had some gardening for

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<v Speaker 5>a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I knew. I knew that you knew gardening

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<v Speaker 2>and everything like that, farming and galldening.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot. I forgot everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's weird, weird that you say that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to you didn't like waking up early, because the

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<v Speaker 1>reality is you and I get up earlier than everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>I know. Yeah, it's full we go surfing, right, we like.

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<v Speaker 1>To surf early, but in general we're always up. We're

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<v Speaker 1>up five thirty six. Yeah, I met you surfing and

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<v Speaker 1>you're with your beautiful girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved her so much more than you did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's why you stop talking to me, because it

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<v Speaker 4>stuck to her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did, but I was still I was still

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship. I wasn't married at the time, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was in a relationship. But and she was wonderful, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like her. You didn't like her. We don't talk, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So what's your what's your deal?

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<v Speaker 1>You? You live in a neighborhood full of elitist assholes

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<v Speaker 1>like myself, Jeff Bezos, the King of Jordan, all these

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<v Speaker 1>people living and then you you found this this weird

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<v Speaker 1>little you know nook in Malibu. Why did you come there?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, at first that was for for surfing, and that

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<v Speaker 5>was peaceful m hmming to fight some rich woman.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm. I say that's for you.

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<v Speaker 2>That was your goal, to know, was my goal.

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<v Speaker 4>But I've had a story with a with a rich

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<v Speaker 4>woman there that you lived with. Maybe I didn't tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard many of your stories.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you've You've slept with tons and tons of people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you a number you tell me

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<v Speaker 1>over under in your lifetime. Women, I'm gonna say I

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<v Speaker 1>I know you wouldn't count. I'm gonna say one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>over or under.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I don't know, maybe more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, that's good. Now, how did you become

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<v Speaker 1>an American citizen? Your first attempt to become an American story? Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>I married my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You married a friend. That was good, and you have

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<v Speaker 1>to be married for two years to become a citizen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, But the funny story is, so I never

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<v Speaker 4>kissed my wife. You never kissed he never slept with her.

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<v Speaker 4>But some of my friend did.

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<v Speaker 2>Your friends slept with your wife? Yeah, my friend, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a word for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Can maybe you slept with my wife? He goes, I did,

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<v Speaker 4>and in the butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you have to be married for two years. And

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<v Speaker 1>then at a year and a half she tells you, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I fell in love with this guy and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get married, so I have to divorce you right before

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<v Speaker 1>you became Exactly were you upset with her when she

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<v Speaker 1>called off your marriage?

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<v Speaker 5>A little bit, But at the same time, I couldn't

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<v Speaker 5>be I couldn't go that five she went out there,

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<v Speaker 5>so I'd mixed feelings. I would a bit upset, but

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<v Speaker 5>at the same time, like if she didn't propose to

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<v Speaker 5>meet to get married at first, I won't be any way,

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<v Speaker 5>but now we all good.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you become a citizen. Then then you did the

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<v Speaker 2>proper way.

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<v Speaker 5>When I got my green cat and he got my

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<v Speaker 5>green cat. After a couple of years, you can become

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<v Speaker 5>a citizen. And at the time, I had on those apps,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, the dating app, and I met a girl

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<v Speaker 5>on the dating app and had some some fun with

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<v Speaker 5>her and ask her what do you do for living?

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<v Speaker 4>And she's a immigrant immigration lawyer? What are the adds this?

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<v Speaker 5>And I say, can I have a little gift? Bj

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<v Speaker 5>went from my welcoming to the US. And she said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>of course. So I got my citizenship and a little gift.

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<v Speaker 4>And a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>And how come your immigration fo when you became a citizen?

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<v Speaker 1>How come we man was in your photo?

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, because he's a fan of a friend and he's

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<v Speaker 5>actually a very nice guy.

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<v Speaker 4>You wanted to be you want to It's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it makes no sense to me. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>know who Kato'kaalin is? Who kato'klin? Do you know who

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<v Speaker 1>Oj Simpson is?

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<v Speaker 4>That was a visible player?

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<v Speaker 2>I know baseball player?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, he was a football player, but any and

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<v Speaker 1>he murdered two people Okay remember that, No you don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that. No, anyway, he had a person that lived

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<v Speaker 1>in his guest house, Kato'kaalin.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kindom like you. He was like real popular. He

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<v Speaker 2>had a moment.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to kid anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, you're not the person that killed. I would

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<v Speaker 1>be the person that would kill in this scenario. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you're the person that lives in the guest Have

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<v Speaker 1>you always lived in guest houses?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Actually, I mean since I me in the US? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how old are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I just didn't forty five? Forty five?

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<v Speaker 2>But you've lied about your age before?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually I did? Yeah, how do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was just the song some girl wrote a

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<v Speaker 2>song about you?

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<v Speaker 4>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you love it that you wrote a song about

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<v Speaker 2>you because you're no?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it's I was flattered.

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<v Speaker 5>But then I find out random Lee opened Internet and

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<v Speaker 5>I saw that song and I listened to the lyrics, like, damn,

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<v Speaker 5>it sounds like it's about me.

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<v Speaker 1>But well here, Yeah, that was the first clue. And

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<v Speaker 1>you were dating the person that wrote it.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times did you listen to the song?

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<v Speaker 4>A million times?

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<v Speaker 2>How was dating in l A? Do you like dating

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<v Speaker 2>in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 5>The girls like the girls are beauty football. It's just

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<v Speaker 5>the game. It's taking them on the date and paying

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<v Speaker 5>for everything. It's different than friends here. It's like they

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<v Speaker 5>expect and you have some prose say al ways, go

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<v Speaker 5>to that restaurants and they pick up the most expensive

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<v Speaker 5>restaurants and mean it's yeah, it's that's annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just about it's about paying for a meal

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<v Speaker 1>that bothers you?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, I know it's I mean, it's just the

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<v Speaker 5>old process.

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<v Speaker 4>It's that game. Some girls are really good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ham up the friend shit?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I mean it defends, but the French accent can

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<v Speaker 5>help on the when it's a tricky situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretend I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you on dating apps?

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<v Speaker 4>All of them? All of them?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite app?

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<v Speaker 4>Those? Stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>Is abortion legal in France?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You ever paid for an abortion?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that one of the things that bothers you about

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<v Speaker 1>American women? They expect you to pay for them. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think French people in general are a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more homophobic and racist than Americans?

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead, no, I mean the gee community is pretty

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<v Speaker 4>big in France.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe I didn't tell you, but I used to be

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<v Speaker 5>bottoned during the Gek club and I had a cage.

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<v Speaker 4>I was a cage dancer.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a cage dancers.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you.

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<v Speaker 5>I know what the cage at the cage the place

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<v Speaker 5>called Freedom Coffee. I was like nineteen or twenty and

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<v Speaker 5>I need to make some money for the summer to travel.

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<v Speaker 5>So I told my friend I can HIGHWALKI in your coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>So we were opening at six pm until two am.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's a lot of dancing.

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<v Speaker 5>Love dancing, and we close for a few hours and

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<v Speaker 5>we reopened for breakfast from five am to eleven am

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<v Speaker 5>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Love.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying because you were a cage dancer, you

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<v Speaker 1>personally could never be homophobic.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, did you make great money?

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<v Speaker 4>No, we don't keep in France.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, what's the point of being a cage dancer then.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you know the girls who wants to be safe,

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<v Speaker 5>they go to gay club.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you were still in your own homophobic mind,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm dancing for women.

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<v Speaker 4>That was gay club.

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<v Speaker 1>See here's what I think. Most of my friends I

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<v Speaker 1>find are foreign, and I think that's because whenever I

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with somebody that's American. As soon as they

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<v Speaker 1>rubbed me the wrong way with the way they think

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<v Speaker 1>about something like that, it immediately makes me put a

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<v Speaker 1>wall up. But with foreign people, I always assume, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a language barrier or there's something else, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I turn a blind eye to some of the negative stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that might be another reason that I enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with foreigners is because for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't find me funny, so I find it challenging

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes to make you laugh. But I also notice that

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<v Speaker 1>when you like insult me, I feel like I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>back to like the seventh grade, where it's really a

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<v Speaker 1>juvenileand you constantly to make fun of my legs.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got nice legs, yet you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Sometimes I don't understand your drug, but I understand

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<v Speaker 5>your body, lungage, the stuff you move or you do

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes it's funny, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that it's a joke just by my body, like.

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<v Speaker 4>The way you move or you act.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sometimes what's wrong with my legs? You think they're

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<v Speaker 2>just too thin?

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<v Speaker 4>The proportion, the proportions along. You're a long body, long.

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<v Speaker 1>Torso to Torso's this part, No, the top of the

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<v Speaker 1>leg okay, just a thigh.

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<v Speaker 4>Thigh is long from the knee to the foot. Foots.

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<v Speaker 4>You gots tiny, so when you work, it's funny. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not true. It is true. It's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let anyone size me. I guarantee I'm completely proportionate.

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<v Speaker 5>And the best bit is when you run, it takes

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<v Speaker 5>a different, different approach of running.

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<v Speaker 4>What does that mean? I know you you run the funnier.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw you're running the other day on the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't believe that was you were like, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>dan yet. You can run because I can. And then

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<v Speaker 4>you got closer. Yeah, it's Danielle. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>You still play the lottery every week?

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<v Speaker 4>It's three times a week.

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<v Speaker 1>You play it three times. People always accuse the French

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<v Speaker 1>of being elitist. I'm gonna list a few things, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to say, which country does them? The

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<v Speaker 1>best food?

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<v Speaker 2>You think so it's not true? What's the best Italy?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Chef and friends?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I don't know that that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Wine friends, cheese friends, fashion friends. How about art friends?

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<v Speaker 4>You tell you some.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy friends?

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<v Speaker 4>Shut the US, US shut the.

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<v Speaker 1>No one ever thinks comedy thinks movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I know a movie that you love.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a movie that you think is so funny, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why you think Three Billboards.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite? Like, what's your favorite movies?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Fly Above, Cuckoo's Nests. Huh, that's good. Good? These

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<v Speaker 4>are all classics. All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What about American sports? You really get upset with me

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<v Speaker 1>during football season?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I don't get it because you spend our worlds

0:22:02.119 --> 0:22:02.600
<v Speaker 4>watching this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it bothers you makes your no, there's no action.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's your favorite college football team? And it's only

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite because you understand because Notre Dame is Notre Dame,

0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:21.720
<v Speaker 1>so you think that it has some correlation with France.

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<v Speaker 6>You watch a lot of basketball. I love basketball, going

0:22:25.359 --> 0:22:28.560
<v Speaker 6>to basketball. What's your favorite team?

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<v Speaker 4>What is the one against the.

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<v Speaker 2>Lakes, against the Lakers, any team that they're playing.

0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:37.359
<v Speaker 6>No, Clippers, Clippers? You like the Clippers.

0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:39.760
<v Speaker 4>That's nice because my friend gets annoying. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate the Lakers, so I always read it against O.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. You like the one in the Dolphins.

0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Well that, yes, I do like the Dolphins.

0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:50.800
<v Speaker 1>They're in football, and then yeah, and then the basketball

0:22:50.840 --> 0:22:51.760
<v Speaker 1>team is the Miami Heat.

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<v Speaker 4>Miami Heat. Yeah, you like tennis as well?

0:22:54.280 --> 0:23:00.440
<v Speaker 2>You Roland Garros. The amount of I conceived my son,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I mean that's right. I don't know about

0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:08.760
<v Speaker 4>the red clay of rolangueros. That's just fun to say.

0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:09.800
<v Speaker 4>That's just fun to say.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter looks a lot like you don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what said you?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had sex with my wife?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Or no?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a quiz about France. I want to hear a quiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when did France last execute someone by guillotine?

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, here's your choices.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventeen ninety five, eighteen sixty three or nineteen seventy seven?

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<v Speaker 4>This is second one.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, nineteen seventy seven by Giotina.

0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:47.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Sam, I should bring this back, is it? Yeah?

0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean according to this, I mean it's Eddie.

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<v Speaker 4>Eddie is ed true?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true, it's true.

0:23:55.000 --> 0:23:57.919
<v Speaker 2>How much French? Do I know? What's the one thing I.

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<v Speaker 4>Meant to you? I told you a couple of kumi kusa.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 4>When I said you, you say, I say sabah perfect.

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 4>That's all I ever say.

0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I can remember my French class going taxi taxi Madame

0:24:13.000 --> 0:24:17.239
<v Speaker 1>Lavan France, something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember that. Yeah, it was good to you say

0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:26.560
<v Speaker 4>that to a girl in the water, and yeah there was.

0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:28.600
<v Speaker 4>It was intense.

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, that is somebody in the water. But we

0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:35.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell her what it meant. No, but she figured, no,

0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:38.919
<v Speaker 1>she didn't. I think she went on, oh damn you.

0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:42.080
<v Speaker 1>She never figured you banged a grandma in our neighborhood.

0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:46.560
<v Speaker 1>You had sex with a grandma in our neighborhood, Remember

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:48.159
<v Speaker 1>that one, you know?

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:54.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I remember, Yeah.

0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:56.520
<v Speaker 1>You banged a grandma, You banged my kids teacher, and

0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:57.920
<v Speaker 1>you banged tons of Russians.

0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:00.639
<v Speaker 4>Russians. Yeah, but I mean Russians.

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<v Speaker 5>It's difficult, what do you mean, because they're very expensive

0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 5>and I didn't know that they like the mooney sometimes,

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:11.920
<v Speaker 5>you know, I cannot photo hours, so to get those

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 5>girls on dates, it's sometimes difficult.

0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Are you dating someone right now? Are you in love?

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 4>Pierre? I don't know. I could be alright, which.

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Would you ever get married?

0:25:23.359 --> 0:25:24.679
<v Speaker 4>I don't think so. I don't know.

0:25:24.920 --> 0:25:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to have kids someday?

0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:26.879
<v Speaker 4>I don't think so.

0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:29.080
<v Speaker 5>Why I don't know, because I need it takes you

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:30.879
<v Speaker 5>to go surfee anytime.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but be fun. It be fun to see

0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>you as a dad. Your president was fifteen when he

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 1>met his wife, who was forty. Just wanted you to

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:39.600
<v Speaker 1>know that.

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<v Speaker 4>His wife's older. Yeah.

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was fifteen when he met her. She was

0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:47.440
<v Speaker 1>forty at the time because he was his teacher. That's

0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>that's that's who your president is. Did you ever smoke?

0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:52.879
<v Speaker 1>Everyone in France?

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 4>I mean smoked like when I was partying? Or do

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:57.119
<v Speaker 4>you still smoke? No?

0:25:57.440 --> 0:26:00.359
<v Speaker 1>You have a problem with alcohol. Don't you go ahead

0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 1>talk about that.

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.359
<v Speaker 4>Like too fo? I mean I haven't drink for six months.

0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:05.800
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.399
<v Speaker 2>Did you do better with women when you were drinking

0:26:08.480 --> 0:26:09.240
<v Speaker 2>than you are sober?

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:11.600
<v Speaker 4>Maybe for the approach? Yeah, you have more game when

0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:12.840
<v Speaker 4>you drunk. What about? What?

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:14.800
<v Speaker 2>What are your favorite other drugs?

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:16.200
<v Speaker 4>Marijuana? Like marijuana?

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:16.640
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:19.720
<v Speaker 4>Do you know I was drinking? Only drinking.

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 2>You've always worked in uh since I've known you, fashion.

0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:29.880
<v Speaker 4>Women's swimwear and injury lingerie. We just launched the Injury.

0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:32.040
<v Speaker 1>You make you make lingerie and sound sexier by saying

0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>lu so every interview. I give the guest on the

0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:40.159
<v Speaker 1>show a gift. It's just something from my house that

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I want to get rid of, so I just give.

0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 1>I know, I always try to think of something that

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:48.439
<v Speaker 1>they would want. Okay, so here's what I got you.

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 1>I got you a bunch of my really nice uh sweaters,

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>because I know you wear sweaters that that I think

0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 1>hang too short on me. And because you're French, oh

0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:02.640
<v Speaker 1>like French love stripes.

0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 4>I like. Okay, thank you. Hold on, I got a

0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:07.879
<v Speaker 4>bunch as well. It's good.

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>These are good brands. This is Nima Marcus. That's going

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:12.000
<v Speaker 1>to be a nice on that beautiful.

0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:12.400
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 1>This this is Rag and Bone are some nice sweaters. Nice, okay,

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:21.040
<v Speaker 1>thank you. Then this is a this is just this

0:27:21.080 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 1>one might be a little too tight. If you want

0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:23.760
<v Speaker 1>to be sexy, you wear that one.

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 4>Thank you. Then okay, that's a bunch of sweaters. You're

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 4>working to keep the bait.

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you keep put them, get them off the table.

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 1>We've taken some great surf trips.

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:33.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, not too far from the US, but we have

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 5>some some good mements. I think what about Waco Wake

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 5>who was good?

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:40.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, thank you for taking me Waco your surf

0:27:40.440 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 1>pool appere and I went there. You kind of messed

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:47.040
<v Speaker 1>up our reservation, but we'd love to come back if

0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 1>you give us a ton of free time.

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:49.360
<v Speaker 4>All right.

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:50.400
<v Speaker 2>I think another thing.

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>That we like is that that we bond on is

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 1>that we enjoy surfing almost more when it's bad because

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:00.680
<v Speaker 1>nobody's out. We don't ever like people to be near

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 1>us in the water.

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 4>But surf heereah and then we ride.

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:04.439
<v Speaker 7>Uh.

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:07.959
<v Speaker 1>You got me to buy these these garbage foam surfboards

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:08.920
<v Speaker 1>from France.

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:13.240
<v Speaker 2>They were really cheap. What's the name of them, O

0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:14.399
<v Speaker 2>Lion A Lion.

0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Now, I know you're not a sponsor yet, but if

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:18.920
<v Speaker 1>you want to send us just a bunch of free

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:23.280
<v Speaker 1>of your surfboards, we would love that. Those A lion boards. Man,

0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the wood that you boot, you got two of them.

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:28.160
<v Speaker 1>One of them is meant for children, but we still

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 1>ride the ship out of it. It's really fun. Yeah,

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 1>send us that was a seven to two.

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 4>No, we have the six eight.

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Send us a bunch of those six eights. You know,

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the stack of those yellow six eights with the carve

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>out body and the hand on the middle. There are

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>complete garbage boards, but for some reason we enjoy beating

0:28:44.840 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>them up. You know. It's weird about our neighborhood is

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 1>how we became friends with so many little kids.

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Like we.

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Were friends with the kids, right, they're wonderful, but we

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 1>watched them grow up and now they're like in their

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 1>twenties and you.

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 4>Know, the best thing is out there.

0:28:57.960 --> 0:28:59.840
<v Speaker 5>When he was surfing, he was a key that give

0:28:59.880 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 5>you a wetsuit that was too small for me, and

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 5>he was like, I don't know, twelve thirteen years old,

0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 5>he's up here.

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much.

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 5>You can have for the rest of my life all

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 5>the waves you want. I'm like, oh, hear careful because

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:17.880
<v Speaker 5>he's gonna stick. And now every time a good wave goes,

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 5>I remember what you say when you're a kid, that

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 5>wave is for me.

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Arthur broke his foot one day.

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 1>We were surfing the place that we don't talk about,

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 1>and it was a real day. It was good and

0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 1>we were alone and he broke his foot. It is

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>like six in the mornings, like before school. He was

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>going like in high school, and he's like, hey, got

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 1>to help me back, help me home, and I'm like yeah,

0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>but like I'm not. I'm gonna surf for another hour.

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:44.720
<v Speaker 1>So he sat like on a rock for an hour

0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>with a broken foot while I caught every wave and

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:49.720
<v Speaker 1>then I carried him home.

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:53.920
<v Speaker 4>I'll just the best, you know, which is funny.

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:57.400
<v Speaker 5>Always wants to since he surfed with the oldest, he

0:29:57.440 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 5>wants to prove, so he goes for big waves and

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:00.680
<v Speaker 5>change situation.

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I assume, like I've seen him get killed. Yeah, but

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:06.959
<v Speaker 2>he's huge now. But now he's now he's just a

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:08.280
<v Speaker 2>tank of a person.

0:30:08.360 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. The thing I told.

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Him once when he was like sixteen or seventeen years

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I said, the day you turn eighteen, I'm gonna punch

0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 1>you in the face. And then I think by the

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.520
<v Speaker 1>time he was eighteen, he was already like so much bigger.

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Let's just forget about that. You care about surfing, that's

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>something that's different. We both surf a ton, but you

0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>care about like you know who the pro surfers are.

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:35.959
<v Speaker 1>You know when the contest are going on and you

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 1>watch pro contest.

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't do anything.

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't like anything about surfing except for the act

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 1>of surfing.

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 4>And you, I mean, you good surfer.

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, We've surfed my whole life since I since I

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 1>could walk.

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 5>But the funny bus when you get compettity, that's funny

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 5>that's funny.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:57.479
<v Speaker 4>Just change.

0:30:57.040 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 2>You ever seen me get mad in the water? Yah iyah, No.

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 5>No, there's a free story like these Those kids keep

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 5>piling around and all of the kids. You you pointing

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 5>like where you should sit, and he took you wanted

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 5>to shake his hand, You wanted to shake the end.

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 5>But you say no, I'm pointing where you should sit

0:31:14.880 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 5>and don't come next to me.

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:20.960
<v Speaker 4>Remember a story. No, but that sounds about right.

0:31:22.080 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 2>The guy was like, what, Yeah, I run a tight

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 2>ship out there.

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:28.480
<v Speaker 5>We're coming out of the surf and this this girl

0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 5>was working two girls just when we start hanging out.

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 5>And this girl said, oh my god, that's Daniel Tosh.

0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 5>Can I get a picture?

0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 4>And you say no and you start running the opposite.

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 1>That's because it combines two things. It combinds things that

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 1>you love, girls and me running and surfing. Yeah, you know,

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:55.240
<v Speaker 1>it's a funny story that you can't get over. One time,

0:31:55.360 --> 0:32:00.160
<v Speaker 1>we were surfing one spot, but we decided to go

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:04.200
<v Speaker 1>to a different spot that's walkable from where we were surfing.

0:32:04.640 --> 0:32:07.000
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, we just kept our leashes on because

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 1>we were going to go run to this other spot

0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 1>that was only one hundred yards away. Maybe two hundred

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 1>yards Max, and we happened to pass the greatest female

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 1>surfer in the world. Do you remember her name is

0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie Gilmour. And Stephanie Gilmour looks at us and goes,

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 1>why you guys got your leashes on?

0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 4>And and you.

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Didn't realize it until we had like ran past, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was making fun of us, and you got so mad.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's funny, but yeah, we had a lisha like

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<v Speaker 4>working like.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't like being teased by Stephanie Gilmore. I'd like to, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, she's you always resented her her sister for

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<v Speaker 1>not wanting to date you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I try.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven agil were the greatest female surfer of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Slater in female surfing, and and she has a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful sister, and Stephanie's beautiful, and uh, Pierre tried to

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<v Speaker 1>hook up with her sister, and her sister was not.

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<v Speaker 4>In front of you as well.

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<v Speaker 5>I did to make you lave and you said to

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<v Speaker 5>me you should have stopped after the first sentence, but

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<v Speaker 5>I keep pushing, and he said.

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<v Speaker 2>Enough, Oh it's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing worse than watching you strike out in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about the time you got a blow job

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<v Speaker 1>in the Soho House bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't get a blow drop.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you made love And then I asked you, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>would you wear a condom? And you said no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>people don't wear condoms anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>It's that fashionable.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true? People don't wear condoms.

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<v Speaker 4>People you work on them. You have to work on them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, you like to jog every day?

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<v Speaker 7>Not every day, but I like to joke. Yeah, get

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<v Speaker 7>things out. Yeah, it's good for the brand as well.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you do do you do mental health? Do you

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<v Speaker 7>do like mental health exercise? Do you see a therapist?

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<v Speaker 7>You ever seen a therapist?

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<v Speaker 3>Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Neither, that's scary. I just go surfing sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife when she gets when I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>starting to get really, She's like, just go surfing, fucking

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<v Speaker 1>get out of the house, get in the oceans. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any diseases from all the from all the sex?

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<v Speaker 1>You've never gotten diseases from all the second good lucky,

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<v Speaker 1>real lucky.

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<v Speaker 4>Not good.

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<v Speaker 5>Marya in Africa was that I've got madaya in Africa, the.

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<v Speaker 6>Malaya malaria malaria in that freak out in a in

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<v Speaker 6>a in a freak out in Africa, Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>Your accent sometimes to me, sounds like someone doing a

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<v Speaker 1>bad Christopher Walking impression.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, my friends, I've got peanut butters stuck in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's not as funny. That's not as funny as

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<v Speaker 4>what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put some bad Christopher walking impression next to him talking,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh god, it does kind of sound

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<v Speaker 1>like what she.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a boat is grab a free ranee chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>Do an impression of me talking?

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<v Speaker 4>Impression?

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<v Speaker 1>If you talking about basketball? Basketball, that's what you always

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<v Speaker 1>did in the water. You always like, oh, are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go watch basketball? The thing is, you don't usually

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<v Speaker 1>meet uh, when you're as old as we are, you

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 1>don't usually like meet a guy and then just start

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with a guy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, it's just bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Pierre, listen, I'm sure I'll talk to you ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes after this is done. So anyway, thanks for being

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. Thank you that yet okay, revoir, Well, Monsieur.

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<v Speaker 2>Pasha.

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<v Speaker 1>That was another great interview. Thank you to Pierre and

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>all the women that he has loved. Thank you too.

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<v Speaker 1>With me as always as my dog Carl for the

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<v Speaker 1>post show interview wrap up by the way. Pierre immediately

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<v Speaker 1>sent me photos of him wearing the sweater. He also

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<v Speaker 1>sends me photos of his lunch every day, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to put a couple of these photos up. Carl

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even eat this food. Hostages don't even eat like this.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always like, I like sausages. I'm like, it's not sausages.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are hot dogs and it's on mashed potatoes and

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<v Speaker 1>there's cheese on top. Sometimes he does some pasta with

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<v Speaker 1>hot dogs and cheese and potato chips.

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<v Speaker 2>None of it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>And then comes on my show and talks about the

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<v Speaker 1>French palette being more sophisticated, and then I just I

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<v Speaker 1>can't stop looking at it because it's so insane to

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<v Speaker 1>me that a forty five year old man eats like this.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>We've got to stand up to plug Carl. Where are

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<v Speaker 1>we doing. We're performing in Reno. I got some new

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<v Speaker 1>dates coming in twenty twenty four. We'll be doing another

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<v Speaker 1>proper tour. Check out boysworarpink dot com clothing line I

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<v Speaker 1>started for my toddler sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>Carl, see you next week.