Speaker 1: Twenty years ago, you look like you were ten years old.
Speaker 2: Y'all got a Google image, Jordan Carlos, your pictures are
Speaker 2: giving like young black child actor.
Speaker 3: Now I just look like a mile of bad road stop.
Speaker 3: You know it's crazier. My gap got bigger.
Speaker 4: Nice mine too.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about my puss.
Speaker 5: And that's how we met. We compared gaps.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Hi Jordan, Hi, everyone, welcome to adulting
Speaker 2: it us.
Speaker 1: People ask us this question all the time.
Speaker 2: People always want to know how did we meet because
Speaker 2: we're always just like, it's comedy. It's not like a
Speaker 2: movie with Richard Gear and Julie Roberts, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: We were out here doing comedy for drink tickets.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I want to say, there's a really hilarious comedian named
Speaker 2: Josh Philipowski and he would do a lot of shows.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I definitely met you through Josh's
Speaker 2: show at some point, or.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was something else, maybe it was an open mic.
Speaker 3: I just remember a couple of amazing highlights. One was
Speaker 3: watching you at a comedy spot on Ninth Avenue. It
Speaker 3: was not a club, it was a gay bar. Yes,
Speaker 3: on Ninth Avenue. Where I watched you just like do
Speaker 3: your thing. It was amazing. I was like, why don't
Speaker 3: you sit and watch her? It was wonderful.
Speaker 4: What was I doing? You were doing your act?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, great because sometimes I do the act sometimes like
Speaker 2: I just rip on the audience. So I was like, uh, oh,
Speaker 2: what was she doing? But that's fun? Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: You don't have to tell a comedian that they look
Speaker 2: good or that they've lost weight or that they're skinny.
Speaker 2: Tell them that, like you took time out of your
Speaker 2: day to watch their set and they were good, and
Speaker 2: that's like.
Speaker 4: All you need. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It's the hardest thing for us to do is to
Speaker 3: watch a friend's act. You know, I don't remember who
Speaker 3: went up before you, but there was a definite like hole,
Speaker 3: somebody had a bad set.
Speaker 4: You went up crushed. That made me want to just
Speaker 4: like ride the way of a happiness. Absolutely, But do
Speaker 4: you remember you?
Speaker 3: Me Baron Vaughan and Victor Vernado and Elon James White.
Speaker 3: We took photos together for like a show that just
Speaker 3: did not happen or something like that.
Speaker 2: H So Elon James White also hilarious comedian that we
Speaker 2: met back in the Day, who I think is working
Speaker 2: out of San Francisco now and doing other stuff as
Speaker 2: well as comedy.
Speaker 1: He was really ahead of his time.
Speaker 2: He used to put theme shows together, and he realized
Speaker 2: the importance of all black everything way before anyone else
Speaker 2: like jumped on that bandwagon or thought it was cool
Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck or important. And so he put
Speaker 2: a show together called Shades of Black, because you know,
Speaker 2: there was a chitlin circuit there was like you can
Speaker 2: go the hood and do that shit. But he really
Speaker 2: created a scene for hipster black nerd blurred up and
Speaker 2: coming safe spaces to try new stuff. Reggie Watts was
Speaker 2: in a lot of those shows. He just like threw
Speaker 2: all the rules out the fucking door. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: come support these dope people. Whites now was a part
Speaker 2: of it. And so there was this show he put
Speaker 2: together called Shades of Black, and we were like on
Speaker 2: the roster like as the main names, and so like
Speaker 2: every show they'd have, he'd have us, but then also
Speaker 2: have other alternative black comedians that were in town and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and so he got some heat on
Speaker 2: it and we did a little photo shoot for Time
Speaker 2: Out in New York and I remember thinking this is
Speaker 2: so fucking cool with my boys. And we were at
Speaker 2: my rest in power comedy club named Comics with the ex.
Speaker 4: At the end. Oh my gosh, short lived comedy.
Speaker 2: Club that had really good wings and a key line martini. Honey,
Speaker 2: I would have the key Lime martini so much that
Speaker 2: they actually named it after me. Oh my god, what
Speaker 2: a lush so key Lime. Who knew that it's called
Speaker 2: key lime because the limes are from the Florida keys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're the size of a grapefruit. I did put it together,
Speaker 2: but most people don't.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 2: We know you went to brown, We get it. Most
Speaker 2: people don't. It could be like somebody named.
Speaker 4: Key Okay, wait a minute. The limes there are the
Speaker 4: size of a grapefruit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're pretty big.
Speaker 4: Ha.
Speaker 1: I guess you didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I did know that limes, of course are tropical fruit,
Speaker 3: so you're NEGNI find lemons. Yeah below whatever. I was
Speaker 3: gonna say this. I just remember all these moments. But
Speaker 3: then I felt like you took this amazing like arc
Speaker 3: like you were doing like vh one Morning Buzz, and
Speaker 3: I was like, look at our go I turned on
Speaker 3: the TV in the morning and see you and Nicolache.
Speaker 4: That was Oh my god, did you watch the show? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I watch the show. That's so nice the show.
Speaker 3: We were always there. I was that other set of
Speaker 3: footprints in the sands.
Speaker 5: Okay, were you carrying me?
Speaker 1: Because I'm syed?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is? Yeah? It was in my
Speaker 4: grandma's bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, because it's like that's when God says,
Speaker 3: that's when I was carrying you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Grandma's bathrooms They.
Speaker 4: Serve, don't they? Though?
Speaker 2: They really do? They really serve. I never know what
Speaker 2: rag I'm supposed to use. I'm like, is the price
Speaker 2: textill on this shit?
Speaker 4: Truly?
Speaker 1: I missed my.
Speaker 4: Grandma, which brings us to our guests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it short does. You guys were trying something a
Speaker 2: little different with this show. I thought this was really fun.
Speaker 2: Let me know what you guys think. We have not one,
Speaker 2: but two guests with us on stage. They are just
Speaker 2: a rian. Kyle Grooms and Jay Jorden could not be
Speaker 2: more opposite, and I'm so glad we had them together.
Speaker 2: It was really nice to be on stage with all
Speaker 2: these beautiful black men with very unique voices.
Speaker 3: Yes, Kyle from Miami, of course, love him artists. Graphic
Speaker 3: designer had a million lives before he did stand up comedy.
Speaker 3: Jay Jorden, You're gonna learn about him. Amazing writer, creator,
Speaker 3: comic from Mississippi.
Speaker 4: Y'all, let's just get to it. Hello, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: some house lies PUAs. I need to see who the
Speaker 4: fuck I'm talking to? Who showed up? I want to
Speaker 4: see some more sweaty faces. I think some kind faces
Speaker 4: are here.
Speaker 2: Everyone looks like a substitute teacher. Why do you guys
Speaker 2: look so happy to be here? Look at all these
Speaker 2: ironic t shirts wear But look at all these sweaty titties.
Speaker 4: Not Yes, it's okay, Maybe they are right. It is humid.
Speaker 2: When I first started comedy and it was this hot,
Speaker 2: and I was like doing comedy and Times Square in August?
Speaker 4: Why to be here wear in Times Square at? Lol?
Speaker 4: Where did you do it?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't remember it. That's a blackout moment.
Speaker 2: I got paid in drinks and compliments, and I remember
Speaker 2: I used to say, and this is pretty funny for
Speaker 2: like a very young comic.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, it's so hot.
Speaker 1: When I left my house, I was a skinny white girl,
Speaker 1: and now I look like me.
Speaker 4: Bitch that's funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: Don't even act like you could come up with something
Speaker 2: like that. Okay, if what happens where I wear like
Speaker 2: denim and gold, I turned into life great, I know
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: Don't she look good?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, I will say it's a
Speaker 2: plus size forever twenty one from the waist down a
Speaker 2: garment shut out to anyone in Indonesia that made this,
Speaker 2: thank you. I'm sorry, but I've always want to wear
Speaker 2: a denim dress. There's a zipper, it's a real zipper.
Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. I've never like sat down in
Speaker 2: this dress.
Speaker 4: I know we do this to ourselves every time we
Speaker 4: challenge the so.
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna give everyone a papsmerror. It is
Speaker 2: what it is. Speaking of papsmer.
Speaker 4: I got one today.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you get a pap spar. You get a papspar
Speaker 9: you sir, you get a papspare. Look at you?
Speaker 4: You should? You know what I was like?
Speaker 1: When do guys have to get an annual thing?
Speaker 4: Uh? We annually?
Speaker 1: And I was I was, what is old thing the
Speaker 1: guys have to do?
Speaker 3: I was so excited this year I went to my doctor,
Speaker 3: got all the holes checked and the whole specifically, but
Speaker 3: and U and the urethra and.
Speaker 1: Uh, how did they check your pepy hole?
Speaker 4: They check very carefully, you know, like what did they
Speaker 4: check it with?
Speaker 6: They check your but uh with there, you know, I
Speaker 6: don't know, very delicately with a catheter.
Speaker 3: No, you have very deep I didn't really didn't. I
Speaker 3: mean it's like they're like, do you have trouble peeing?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 3: They're asking about your prostrate because I'm forty four years old,
Speaker 3: I'm old, and I was like, chocolate bunny bitch. I
Speaker 3: was most concerned about my colon and I went in.
Speaker 3: I was like I wanted colony and they were like,
Speaker 3: you're a year too early, and I was just like
Speaker 3: I still want it, and yeah, preventative, yeah, preventative.
Speaker 4: The doctor was really weird about it.
Speaker 3: He was eating a shitty like Danish while he was
Speaker 3: talking to me.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, nobody cares about health, all.
Speaker 1: Right, like a Costco Danish.
Speaker 4: It looks all fucking sweaty. Why do they always look wet?
Speaker 4: I know, they just have that that kind of like
Speaker 4: milky cheese thing.
Speaker 3: The Danes are interesting and anyway, it's like curdled and
Speaker 3: he's just like.
Speaker 10: You don't want to do that right now?
Speaker 4: You were you early for that? I don't worry about that.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, I just you know,
Speaker 3: you have to keep up and maintain the bod.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you know, people, especially my family,
Speaker 2: will take care of their cars better than their own bodies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like who gues a fuck your car's insurance,
Speaker 2: but your body don't.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 3: I mean, and most of us don't even have apple Care,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like, which leads me to this.
Speaker 4: I have apple Care. Everybody, get fucking apple Care.
Speaker 7: Okay, no, no, no, sponsor, don't do this.
Speaker 4: Round because thank you to jokes. Thank you to jokes.
Speaker 4: All right away from the boy in the stripe, round
Speaker 4: to applause.
Speaker 3: If you have apple Care, look at this, look at this.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me you have dells and compact computers. Get
Speaker 3: the fucking apple Care right now, because this is what
Speaker 3: happened to me, folks, this is what happened to me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna share my story. I didn't share what you
Speaker 3: can't wait should say? Okay, don you're sitting down good,
Speaker 3: all right. I was doing some yoga and uh I
Speaker 3: some yoga, some yoga, yoga, yoga, I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm doing yoga. And then I go.
Speaker 3: I was like at the part of the the flow
Speaker 3: where and I'm better, It's great, Okay, I'm going into
Speaker 3: shoulder stand. I'm going into shoulder stand right and I
Speaker 3: and I was like, I can do I can do this.
Speaker 4: I'm indulph.
Speaker 3: You know when you're in dolphin and you're like, let
Speaker 3: me get let me do it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So I go in the shoulderstand and I get my
Speaker 3: legs up and over and I'm like, I can fly.
Speaker 3: And then but it's like that part in a and
Speaker 3: like a roller coaster where you're like get.
Speaker 1: Get get get get get get dead.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I love that part of the roller coaster.
Speaker 2: Reminds me when Reese with thispoon got finger banged by
Speaker 2: Marky Marris.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, of course, ah yummy, and he.
Speaker 2: Didn't sniff his finger. What a missed opportunity? Like expensive,
Speaker 2: I know who she is. Go on, I'm listening.
Speaker 3: Continue, I go, I go ass over tea kettles and
Speaker 3: my computer is right, it's over tea kettles. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a southern thing. I went, I want to ass over
Speaker 3: tea kettles.
Speaker 4: What the fuck does that mean? It just means just
Speaker 4: like you know, I fell over.
Speaker 3: I tumbled over, like boy George, I just I tumbled
Speaker 3: over and then my and then I just karate kicked
Speaker 3: my mac Book Air thirteen.
Speaker 4: Sure what and it was dead?
Speaker 3: And I was like, and I said, I was like
Speaker 3: to my wefe It's like, oh no, oh no, that's
Speaker 3: what I said.
Speaker 4: What are you trying to gather right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just trying to figure out. I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to figure out how high were you? How low was
Speaker 2: your computer? Like Houter was thus there? And I was,
Speaker 2: so you're doing yoga from your computer?
Speaker 10: Why did you do that?
Speaker 3: I didn't warm up enough, everybody, I didn't warm up enough.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need some uh some bing gay and a
Speaker 3: space blanket.
Speaker 4: But I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's like you get over up and over like
Speaker 3: that and then sometimes with no help, with.
Speaker 2: No teachers, with just you on your own, just Jesus, yes,
Speaker 2: by yourself.
Speaker 3: I'm very Yeah, keep going because why what did I
Speaker 3: say before? I have Apple Care?
Speaker 4: I took it to the Apple store.
Speaker 3: My favorite apple store in the meatpacking district where they
Speaker 3: don't judge you, and not the one in Brooklyn where
Speaker 3: they never seemed to be able to help you.
Speaker 4: They're like, you got an appointment? Yeah, well fuck you.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like a little bit, all right,
Speaker 3: So I went to the meat packing I got it.
Speaker 4: It was great. Okay, it was great. Is it the
Speaker 4: end you asked for? Didn't she? She asked more questions.
Speaker 4: That's yash, you did, thank you? Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 4: Is that? My mother in law? Why are you challenging me?
Speaker 4: That's the end? Okay. I will say this.
Speaker 2: I would never challenge myself like that because life is
Speaker 2: challenging enough. The fact that I'm a woman that's the
Speaker 2: size eighteen twenty and a happy marriage that pays taxes
Speaker 2: on time, that loves my body is the fucking challenge.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So oh I like this lighting, Thank you. So I
Speaker 2: feel like that's where it's at. But I do a
Speaker 2: pre shape people like.
Speaker 4: You that want to do that.
Speaker 2: Like my husband's into extreme sports, and by that I
Speaker 2: mean like not looking both ways when he crosses the street.
Speaker 2: He likes he likes to go on a boat, like.
Speaker 4: In the water. What's wrong with Boating's great?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll go on a boat, but to drive
Speaker 2: it what I don't want to. I don't want responsibility
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find a minimizer like a bra that
Speaker 2: fucking works. You know, I'm trying to find fucking denim
Speaker 2: dresses like zippers and ship and he Oh, this is
Speaker 2: what we did this weekend, y'all. We took the kids
Speaker 2: to this place called Playland, which is like a little
Speaker 2: cute amusement park for kids. And I didn't have a
Speaker 2: Xanax but needed one. I had an edible. It was fine.
Speaker 2: The terror like from the rooted to the tudor your
Speaker 2: southern thank you, Michael.
Speaker 1: I don't try to speak in his language.
Speaker 4: Is confusing. Tea and my cup.
Speaker 2: We're a mess because there's these little cute rides like
Speaker 2: dinosaurs and fucking cups and shit. Okay, but they look
Speaker 2: definitely older than Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: They had a little rust on them. They were showing
Speaker 4: they were worse for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're supposed to like just let your kids
Speaker 2: go on there. They're not even potty train can make
Speaker 2: complete sentences.
Speaker 1: But they're gonna go on a ride and be like,
Speaker 1: awesome with the rusty ass seatbelt.
Speaker 3: Oh that seatbelt is that is not working at all.
Speaker 3: It's whimsy as fuck. But what rides did they do?
Speaker 2: I blagged down there was like a motorcycle thing that
Speaker 2: they were on, and my daughter was just like, let's go.
Speaker 2: And my son was just like praying. But I didn't
Speaker 2: even know he knew how to pray. He was like
Speaker 2: just talking to himself quietly. I'm like, that's my kid.
Speaker 4: I was like, well, he was saying affirmation.
Speaker 2: And he started riding his teeth. I was like, can
Speaker 2: we stop the ride? It was like twenty seven seconds.
Speaker 2: I know that because I'm married sex and so.
Speaker 10: Yah.
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: I don't like amusement parks. I don't like danger like that.
Speaker 2: I want to know where my tummy and my titties
Speaker 2: are at all times.
Speaker 4: What if my couci is out? What if my coucie
Speaker 4: is out? Did the Batman ride ex from Jerseys? So
Speaker 4: I grew up going? Was it? Great adventure? Action park?
Speaker 4: Great adventure?
Speaker 2: Great adventure? Not so motherfucking great? I mean I need
Speaker 2: every time I went on a ride.
Speaker 3: Oh, Michelle, I think you haven't found the right amusement park.
Speaker 4: I think that's what's going on? What then, no, don't
Speaker 4: do that?
Speaker 1: What at feel.
Speaker 4: Like gas lighting? I don't like that ship. You just
Speaker 4: need to understand I don't like some shit and move on?
Speaker 4: All right? All right?
Speaker 3: Well what if what if they what if the kids
Speaker 3: enjoy what are you okay with them enjoying it?
Speaker 4: Like? What if they want to go on another merry
Speaker 4: go round? What they want to go on?
Speaker 1: The ferriswel at the end of the day and I
Speaker 1: was like fuck no.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'd rather you have three cotton candies
Speaker 2: and like an elephant ear. I'd rather you get diabetes
Speaker 2: then go on, So make some noise if you guys
Speaker 2: are in to ride. I felt it because everybody was
Speaker 2: just like, we don't understand.
Speaker 4: Huh. I don't know. I'd rather get like choked a
Speaker 4: little during sex.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna die. Let's have a look.
Speaker 4: You know, why do you why does it have to
Speaker 4: be mutually exclusive? Why? Wait? Let me ask you. Have
Speaker 4: you ever done that cyclone? This county island? Cyclone? No?
Speaker 10: Fu?
Speaker 4: Is that the wooden one? That's the wooden one that
Speaker 4: you know? Why would I go on.
Speaker 2: Something that's wood nor known I would.
Speaker 4: But now why not? No? Because it no, it sounds
Speaker 4: like it's about too brave.
Speaker 3: Who's been on the cyclone? That's right, Why bitch, I
Speaker 3: want to get you on the cyclone.
Speaker 4: I want you to come on. I just want this
Speaker 4: for you. I want to take you on the show coaster.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 4: I want to just accept that I want it.
Speaker 3: I guess here's the best part of the cyclone. Best
Speaker 3: part of the cyclone?
Speaker 4: Right? I remember?
Speaker 3: I remember one time on one dip I came up
Speaker 3: out that motherfucker like.
Speaker 4: This, are you using your body a lot in this show?
Speaker 3: I'm out the chair like this, and so I just
Speaker 3: gently put myself back.
Speaker 4: In and it's like, you know, I didn't because.
Speaker 2: Everyone the fu would I want to do that? Look
Speaker 2: at this body? It is like two buoys on top. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's boyant, it's gonna fly the fuck out.
Speaker 4: I want to see you.
Speaker 3: I want to see like a picture of you, like
Speaker 3: you know, like, why would you want that for me?
Speaker 4: That's not nice? I guess. I guess I'm being a dick.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, friend.
Speaker 1: Look, let's get this show popping.
Speaker 2: I mean, we already had, but this is a very
Speaker 2: exciting show for a lot of different reasons. If you've
Speaker 2: been to adulting before, make some noise if you've been
Speaker 2: to adulting so you know, we usually do one guest
Speaker 2: at a time, but we were just like, let's just
Speaker 2: see what happens if we have.
Speaker 4: Two stage and I don't think we'll regret it. Why
Speaker 4: are you looking at Don like fun? Don? The answer
Speaker 4: is in your eyes, tell us the truth. Bring them Dan.
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are very fortunate. We have some hilarious,
Speaker 3: hilarious comedians. I love these guys so much. One hails
Speaker 3: from Miami, the other from the mighty state of Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Please give it up for Kyle Grooms and Jay Jeddah.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Jay.
Speaker 3: Jordan over here, everybody, Kyle Grooms right.
Speaker 4: Here, everybody Grooms. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I mean I've had a three someome have you.
Speaker 4: Almost? Yeah?
Speaker 11: I had two girls one night, but then I got
Speaker 11: to like excited and killed it. Yeah, because it like
Speaker 11: one girl was kind of into it and then one
Speaker 11: girl was totally into it. But instead of focusing on
Speaker 11: the girl that wasn't into it.
Speaker 4: I was just like.
Speaker 11: I was just oh, yeah, it was just two animals,
Speaker 11: two gorilla and you gotta listen to some Luther Van
Speaker 11: draws and is your way in?
Speaker 4: You're both married?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I've been with my queen for twenty four years.
Speaker 11: And yeah, August eleventh marks our third wedding anniversary. Hell yeah,
Speaker 11: stand on stand by, not one of Yeah, we wanted
Speaker 11: to see it was gonna work out first.
Speaker 7: Wild I can't say this in front of mixed company,
Speaker 7: but that's the blackest shit ever.
Speaker 4: No, I think I'm thinking after twenty years.
Speaker 11: I think I'm like you girl, you know what you I.
Speaker 4: What did her dad say?
Speaker 1: Was he like, are you gonna My dad wasn't in
Speaker 1: the picture.
Speaker 11: That's why I got the way with that.
Speaker 1: Did you just wait him out? Or you like he
Speaker 1: gonna die? No, it's just my wife.
Speaker 11: We both kind of really like the fact that we
Speaker 11: could walk away when we want, you know, just like
Speaker 11: she didn't care too much about me.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? It was like, no, I
Speaker 4: got it, that's true. You found in the fantasy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we just was like we good. You know, we were
Speaker 4: we together? Did you did you? Did you live together?
Speaker 4: For Yes?
Speaker 11: We did, we did. We didn't break up for one
Speaker 11: year though one.
Speaker 1: Year happened that year?
Speaker 4: You know how much pussy I got that year? You
Speaker 4: know much.
Speaker 1: Swallow?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 11: Yeah, because when you break up with someone, you you
Speaker 11: can't no, I can't. I can't think of nobody else after,
Speaker 11: you know, I never checked my wife's Instagram picture page
Speaker 11: more than we did when we broke up, like you
Speaker 11: know what I mean, Like it's like, oh my god, how.
Speaker 4: Did you How did you get a modern day black notebook?
Speaker 4: But it's like black I G page.
Speaker 11: When it was time, we kind of just floated back together.
Speaker 11: And what happened, I don't know. I don't even remember.
Speaker 11: It was just kind of natural week. I think I
Speaker 11: invited Easter to my mother's house or something.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 2: Thought it was natural Easter twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Some Jesus can resurrect, why can't we?
Speaker 3: Maybe on the third day they were back.
Speaker 7: It's like, this is some good hamd So you're right,
Speaker 7: I'm not You got me with the hand this honey bake.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll say.
Speaker 2: I love the fuck out of my husband. I haven't
Speaker 2: loved anyone like him. It's been fourteen years. Yeah, it's cute,
Speaker 2: but the pandemic like for our relationship was the hardest
Speaker 2: shit we have ever gone through. And I'm like, if
Speaker 2: it's this hard with someone I love, what's it like
Speaker 2: for someone that you're not even sure about?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like made some noise if you know people that got
Speaker 2: divorcedor broke up during the pandemic, And good and good
Speaker 2: for them, because what if there was no pandemic, they'd
Speaker 2: still be together, keeping each other miserable.
Speaker 4: But Kyle, you got married during the pandemic. Then did
Speaker 4: you get married?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I got married.
Speaker 11: I got married like six months after my surgery, after
Speaker 11: I got a hospital.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened with yourself? Tell everybody what happened, because
Speaker 2: I'm still like, what happened?
Speaker 11: Oh well, in twenty nineteen, I had to have emergency
Speaker 11: brain surgery. I had a brain bleed like on my
Speaker 11: left front the lobe. And the way I found out
Speaker 11: I had a seizure in a vegan restaurant at the time. Yeah, yeah, meat,
Speaker 11: he just laugh when I say that, ship like that's
Speaker 11: what your ass get? You need some iron? He was
Speaker 11: having a big mac attack. No, but yeah, I had
Speaker 11: a I had a seizure, and yeah, they found out
Speaker 11: my I had a what they call a cavnoma, which
Speaker 11: is like a little group of cells that form a tumor.
Speaker 11: And then it just started bleeding. And the bleeding part
Speaker 11: is what ship like, you know, it was like yeah,
Speaker 11: your body or yeah, I was in my bat Like
Speaker 11: at first, I was like, what the fuck was happening?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 11: And you know, your mind start thinking fast. So I'm like,
Speaker 11: I knew it wasn't a heart attack because my heart
Speaker 11: wasn't hurting at all. And I knew it wasn't a
Speaker 11: stroke because Ship, I'm in a vegan restaurant and you know,
Speaker 11: I work out three times a week for fun. You know,
Speaker 11: I thought I was dying, Like I must be dying.
Speaker 11: They'd be frying tempe now, I don't know. They'd be like, hey,
Speaker 11: we can drop it in there if you want.
Speaker 2: Put the buffalo sauce in every vegan.
Speaker 7: I had, Like a really really really good vegan burger
Speaker 7: from Jirel's is downtown Manhattan. You should go, but like
Speaker 7: it's full on vegan in the same way that like
Speaker 7: it's not cheating because I told you about it right before.
Speaker 4: Like we're right on the edge.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, speaking of the edge, did you
Speaker 1: have health insurance.
Speaker 11: I canceled my health insurance a month before.
Speaker 4: I had that one month.
Speaker 11: Because I tried to get a procedure you know, you know, and.
Speaker 4: Got it. Hey, I'm a man of a certain age.
Speaker 4: I gotta get it.
Speaker 11: Here for They didn't want to pay. They didn't think
Speaker 11: like the copay was like, you know, a couple of
Speaker 11: thousand dollars, was like, what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 4: Insurance?
Speaker 11: I might as well wait on Obamacare, you know what
Speaker 11: I mean? But the marketplace was closed. But I could
Speaker 11: wait till the fall to sign up for Obamacare, you
Speaker 11: know what I mean. I said, I'm healthy, I'll make it. Man,
Speaker 11: Like three weeks later, is there anything? Is there anything?
Speaker 11: Is there anything you can do? Like preventative? It's it's
Speaker 11: impossible right now. If they said that, that could have
Speaker 11: been in my brain for my whole life. They just
Speaker 11: it just started bleeding. And the scariest part was that
Speaker 11: my speech started to go and my right arm was
Speaker 11: like yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, you know yeah.
Speaker 11: But as soon as they cleaned up the mess, I
Speaker 11: started to reanimate, you know, and look there's not even
Speaker 11: a scar.
Speaker 3: The job.
Speaker 4: Ok.
Speaker 7: I'm just happy the surgeon wasn't Ben Carson. I'm just having.
Speaker 4: Did you say, Ben Carson.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what he used to do, right, that's before
Speaker 7: they may put him in charge of the ghetto or whatever.
Speaker 7: It's Donald Trump's he was like housing.
Speaker 4: An urban development.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, he's like it's right there on the title
Speaker 7: do what you do, Blessed Hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what. Health scares are really crazy.
Speaker 2: They definitely, you know, it's I feel like the pandemic
Speaker 2: has been sort of like a collective health scare, where
Speaker 2: like when you have a healthcare you really, or at
Speaker 2: least most people, if you're smart, take note of their
Speaker 2: body and also their time. You start spending time with
Speaker 2: people you really love and appreciate. And so I feel
Speaker 2: like that happened out of the pandemic, where people were
Speaker 2: just like my time is precious. Like I've done like
Speaker 2: a lot of isolating just so I could be at
Speaker 2: this restaurant. I need to like you, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like even if it's casual, Like I want
Speaker 2: to hear how your story ends.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know I don't like most of your stories,
Speaker 4: but I do love you.
Speaker 2: I thought I had la Did you guys feel like
Speaker 2: that outside of the pandemic and especially after your health
Speaker 2: scared that you were just like time is precious, let
Speaker 2: me stop sucking around.
Speaker 11: Yes, but I spent the pandemic in Florida, So my
Speaker 11: pandemic was a whole lot different than New York. We
Speaker 11: was outside after two weeks, you know, we you know,
Speaker 11: we treated it like it was a rumor, you know
Speaker 11: what I mean.
Speaker 7: They were in Florida, Like you know what they say,
Speaker 7: they say, some covid up there, Yeah, someing not down
Speaker 7: here in Florida.
Speaker 8: They should be saying, guess hey, right, oh my god,
Speaker 8: what the fun Well, the craziest part about Florida trying
Speaker 8: to like get rid of homosexuality is that they.
Speaker 7: You hire the most homosexuals per capita just because of Disney,
Speaker 7: Like do you understand how many like not so great
Speaker 7: tenors with musical theaterges like you know what, Like you
Speaker 7: know what, technically I'm a friend of Peter Pan I'm like, okay, Chuck,
Speaker 7: I get it, Like.
Speaker 4: Are we are we gonna hook up or not?
Speaker 7: I didn't come to Orlando for nothing, Like you don't
Speaker 7: understand how many of my friends are like it's mae goofy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, get the fuck out of here Mary, What
Speaker 2: was it like growing up in Mississippi. Okay, so Mississippi, No, don't.
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't have clean water right now,
Speaker 2: so be nice.
Speaker 4: That's not a joke. Yeah, and Jackson we have clean water.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's because we have home on. Okay, so
Speaker 7: in sixteen nineteen.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: About to come on, I don't have time, am I
Speaker 7: gonna like do the speed round?
Speaker 1: And then Sarata Bullock adopted a black kid, and.
Speaker 4: Then now so uh, then the earth cools yes, study.
Speaker 7: And then Brandy moved to California never so it's like
Speaker 7: a bunch of So the reason they don't have clean
Speaker 7: water is because they've been dealing water issue for the
Speaker 7: past three years and the Republican governor has yet to
Speaker 7: actually address it because of the residence of the city
Speaker 7: of Jackson happened to be eighty percent black, so it's
Speaker 7: not gonna really cut into his voting constituency, so he
Speaker 7: doesn't see it as a huge emergency.
Speaker 4: That's a sad part.
Speaker 7: The funny part about growing up in Mississippi is that
Speaker 7: when you're when you're black in Mississippi, every now and then,
Speaker 7: like like when you're talking about social studies in fourth grade,
Speaker 7: fifth grade, they'll be like, oh, well, you know, this
Speaker 7: country used to have a history of racial tension. And
Speaker 7: like in Mississippi, your teacher just says, you know what
Speaker 7: you can do look outside and you're like, oh, one
Speaker 7: of those they're like those are cotton fields. It's like, okay,
Speaker 7: I know where this is at. We don't have to
Speaker 7: talk about this. It was fun. It was lights. It
Speaker 7: was it was fun.
Speaker 4: It was lights.
Speaker 7: I mean, when you're you don't have the luxury of
Speaker 7: not talking about race, do you, You one hundred percent don't,
Speaker 7: only because your blackness is in constant conflict with like
Speaker 7: this old South ideological like value system that so many
Speaker 7: people who are in power have. That your blackness isn't
Speaker 7: something you like stumble upon. It's something you're like very
Speaker 7: hyper aware of growing up. And then you had like
Speaker 7: queerness on top of that, like around middle school. Like
Speaker 7: my whole time in middle school and high school, I
Speaker 7: was like, Okay, just be funny, just be funny, just
Speaker 7: be funny, and nothing can happen to you. And then
Speaker 7: the minute like a cute boy like moved and like
Speaker 7: came into our high school, I was like, y'all that
Speaker 7: new guy. He seems really cool. Can we should hang
Speaker 7: out with a new guy? He seems like he got
Speaker 7: a lot of school stuff going on. We don't know
Speaker 7: his parents do for a living.
Speaker 4: Let's talk. Could you be out in your high school?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: I always say we didn't have any gay guys at
Speaker 7: my high school. But we did have guys that we
Speaker 7: called gay. And it's only but he wasn't even gay.
Speaker 7: It's just one time we saw him tuking shirt in
Speaker 7: and that's all. It takes shit in Mississippi. If you
Speaker 7: did your homework, people like, man, were you gay? I'm like, no,
Speaker 7: this is ap English. We should all be doing our homework.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And then on top red Beloved, I read Beloved, let's
Speaker 7: talk about it? Come on, but Jay, on top of that,
Speaker 7: which blew me away as you went to old miss
Speaker 7: did I doubled down on the races, Oh Mississippi. Okay,
Speaker 7: Oh my good, Okay, I think you're talking about Sweet Michelle,
Speaker 7: Oh my good. You know all the scary parts of
Speaker 7: Lovecraft Country. Wait all that it's all scary. No, so
Speaker 7: old Missus University of Mississippi. Sadly, old Missus mascot is
Speaker 7: the rebels which war I wonder. So the Ole Miss
Speaker 7: is like a very vaunted southern institution. They call themselves
Speaker 7: like the Harvard of Mississippi, but I mean they're also
Speaker 7: the Yale of Mississippi. They're the Princeton of Mississippi, the
Speaker 7: other Dartmouth of Mississippi. They the Upinn of Mississippi. I
Speaker 7: mean they are they're the derived Mississippi too. It's just
Speaker 7: did them all. I say that having two degrees when
Speaker 7: they got a theater degree in an English degree. But
Speaker 7: I love I loved my time at Old Miss only
Speaker 7: because like Southern people, they are so warm, but also
Speaker 7: just so oblivious to certain facts, like there is a
Speaker 7: okay anyone who y'all been watching like Bama rush TikTok shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, so if you know about a sorority.
Speaker 7: Rush, like a big southern state schools, like it's a
Speaker 7: huge deal, and like so you sororities have like mansions
Speaker 7: where these girls live and they have people. They have
Speaker 7: men college aged boys who like get to work some
Speaker 7: of the parties, who get to like help the girls
Speaker 7: with It's it's supposed to be attractive men who like
Speaker 7: wont trying to thing too crazy. So it's usually where
Speaker 7: the gays go. But here's a crazy part about this title.
Speaker 7: This specific designation in the sorority houses is known as
Speaker 7: a house boy. Like, as a black person, you're just like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm good on that. I don't, I don't got to
Speaker 7: be in with house boy, Just like little stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Ask me when my Dutch husband first moved to America
Speaker 1: and we moved in with each other, and it would
Speaker 1: be nighttime and we'd be ready to go to bed,
Speaker 1: he'd be like, are you ready to go to the
Speaker 1: master's bedroom.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta take a bag.
Speaker 4: You just gotta take it back.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the question the audience wrote down some questions
Speaker 2: about adulting and were about to answer them.
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about it?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: Yeahad pick one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jordan, you go first. We started off. Okay, here's
Speaker 4: a question from the audience.
Speaker 3: What's your advice for meeting people in the wild instead
Speaker 3: of on apps.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this question because I met my husband
Speaker 2: in the wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty like. The more I'm just like it
Speaker 4: was supposed to be one night stand.
Speaker 2: The more I'm like, especially raising kids, I'm like, but
Speaker 2: also be careful, like, be a good judge, of character.
Speaker 2: You're not just gonna roll up on any dog and
Speaker 2: be like, I guess you're friendly because you have a tail.
Speaker 4: Like you have to like.
Speaker 2: Understand that you you can drink with someone. They don't
Speaker 2: have to take advantage of you. That it it doesn't
Speaker 2: have to go down like that. But I'm setting it
Speaker 2: up really wrong.
Speaker 4: The point is.
Speaker 2: Bring a friend and just say I'm gonna go to
Speaker 2: this bar and talk to people at the bar, like
Speaker 2: just practice talking and then that'll give you like enough
Speaker 2: like you know, steam or whatever the fuck for the
Speaker 2: right one.
Speaker 4: Although being single and.
Speaker 2: COVID that's crazy. Like I always say, it's like safer
Speaker 2: to like suck a salty dick and hug your grandma,
Speaker 2: so be careful.
Speaker 3: I would only say that if you're going to no
Speaker 3: one's writing it down salty dick. No, I just I
Speaker 3: feel like okay apps versus in the wild. I would
Speaker 3: say that if you're going to meet somebody in the wild,
Speaker 3: be doing something that you love to do, because you'll
Speaker 3: likely have something in common with them. So whether it's
Speaker 3: like you're like rock climbing, or you're like doing like
Speaker 3: Midsummer night swing or movies in the park or like waiting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a like not in my house, not
Speaker 3: just swing music.
Speaker 7: Where the when the guys try to like throw you
Speaker 7: over the story, We're just like, no, I don't like this.
Speaker 7: I ain't here to dance.
Speaker 4: Ma't the question? Okay, okay?
Speaker 7: Any tips on how to sustainably split ones there's a
Speaker 7: lot of words. Any tips on how to sustainably split
Speaker 7: one's time between two cities as an artist semi sustainably?
Speaker 4: I know it can be done, though, Go a wait,
Speaker 4: let me see this question. What semi sustainably? Zoom meetings that? Yes,
Speaker 4: what cities? Are we talking cities? I know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I will I will say this, if you want to
Speaker 2: live in two places at once, you can maybe you
Speaker 2: can just I know, Aaron B. You can like rent
Speaker 2: a room from someone's place, so maybe you don't have
Speaker 2: to like commit to a whole motherfucking place but still
Speaker 2: have your own like little nook. But for me, if
Speaker 2: I did that, like I need my own toilet because
Speaker 2: I can't be sharing emotions with somebody else like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, do you have like jump offs in different cities?
Speaker 4: Is that also the goal? You got homes in different
Speaker 4: area coats.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this we're trying. I'm trying to swing it back
Speaker 7: around to something fun. This sounds very work if it's
Speaker 7: a work from home situation and you can work remotely.
Speaker 7: There's so many The dollar is so strong right now
Speaker 7: that you can I.
Speaker 4: Think we answered it. That's it. You hurry her for.
Speaker 7: Jordan wants you to go colonize more places with your
Speaker 7: financial job.
Speaker 4: Go calinize up. Which question did you get, Kyle? Why
Speaker 4: do black women have to pay taxes? O? All right?
Speaker 4: I was the women have such a so hot through enough.
Speaker 11: Yeah, love a white woman. I'm kidding a black woman.
Speaker 11: I'm kiding love a black woman.
Speaker 4: Is that real?
Speaker 11: Don do you want to take this one? I say
Speaker 11: she should write her congressman or something.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, I'm gonna put this on my fridge. Whoever
Speaker 2: the fuck wrote this, it's as good as.
Speaker 4: Fuck shit, Michelle, What do you think? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we shouldn't be paying No, we're like saving
Speaker 1: the country.
Speaker 4: I saw that Joe Biden tweet the other day.
Speaker 2: I mean he was like, okay, okay, Gop, you really
Speaker 2: pissed off the women now, especially the black women.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. I'm like don't do that, Joe,
Speaker 1: It's too much.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I think I'm gonna leave this country.
Speaker 1: So I'll see y'all on Amsterdam again.
Speaker 3: The dollar very strong against the euro. Right now, does
Speaker 3: one go to and after after party? After the after party?
Speaker 4: Oh what the fuck? Second locatione IM.
Speaker 2: Like, look, if you're still high on whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: it hasn't like come down yet to go to the party, and.
Speaker 4: If you're steal in your twenties.
Speaker 7: Because I'm gonna give a queer, uh perspective on this,
Speaker 7: y'all do understand, Okay, So in the queer community, gays
Speaker 7: make noise. Okay, So after these are for fucking if
Speaker 7: you if you're at like an after after after party,
Speaker 7: do not have panties on. You know what it's like,
Speaker 7: don't like, don't come there and be like what, I
Speaker 7: wonder what we're about to do? Like when you walk
Speaker 7: into an after after after after after party, Yeah, you
Speaker 7: just need to be like, I don't love choking, but
Speaker 7: go for it, like you need to walk in and
Speaker 7: walk out of your pants as you walk into the apartment.
Speaker 4: That sounds like fine, I've heard they are.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, total conjecture. Okay, here's why we are
Speaker 3: getting married next year. Yay, double exclamation point.
Speaker 7: Our question is should we combine finances pros verse cons
Speaker 7: question mark flit the room.
Speaker 4: Kyle, did you combine your finances?
Speaker 11: Yeah, one account together, but then we have our own account.
Speaker 4: That's how we.
Speaker 2: And then like you know, for household ship. You know,
Speaker 2: but everybody is different. Everyone's different. You know, everybody can
Speaker 2: afford a prenup.
Speaker 4: So you're saying, escrow make the love grow. I get that.
Speaker 4: I get that.
Speaker 3: I would I would just say, just take a take
Speaker 3: a snapshot of when you are your happiest, which which
Speaker 3: is now by the triple exclamation points. Here, do you
Speaker 3: do you have separate checking accounts? If the answer is yes,
Speaker 3: keep it that way all right? Uh oh, this isn't
Speaker 3: This is a good question.
Speaker 2: This is the last question everyone, Okay, I mean for
Speaker 2: you guys, not for us, not for the.
Speaker 4: Not for the evening. Oh my god, so funny.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I've never felt so close to
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4: Yes, like that was a real reaction.
Speaker 7: Oh you said, what what?
Speaker 4: What's just like?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 4: I've bet every money my goddamn pocket that ain't up there.
Speaker 4: I love it so much wait this one time.
Speaker 1: The word the question was name something that comes after
Speaker 1: the word pork exactly.
Speaker 4: Bitch, do you know?
Speaker 2: We were like pork chop, you know, pork like loin.
Speaker 2: And this one guy goes coupine.
Speaker 1: And and Steve is like what with his men's warehouse
Speaker 1: bow tie on and everything this Jude was.
Speaker 4: And the suspenders. He was like, cupine, poor cupie. Steve.
Speaker 8: Steve was like what.
Speaker 2: And then and then he goes this up there, and
Speaker 2: then Steve goes, I've bet every dollar I got it
Speaker 2: is not number one. It's number one on YouTube it is.
Speaker 2: And then his fucking mom, who's like a pastor, was like.
Speaker 10: Be there, Bedad, who are you?
Speaker 4: Boso much? Okay?
Speaker 7: My favorite but also my favorite thing to do when
Speaker 7: white people get something wrong now and public, is to
Speaker 7: do a family feud. Good answer, good answer, good answer,
Speaker 7: Good answer is wrong, but you try.
Speaker 4: So fucking true. Okay.
Speaker 2: And the last question for you guys, what's the appropriate
Speaker 2: reaction to a quief?
Speaker 4: Ooh, ooh, we fucking wait a minute.
Speaker 3: A reaction to a quief as in the person that
Speaker 3: queefs or fuck or if I hear, if I hear
Speaker 3: a quief, if you hear a quief, I usually take
Speaker 3: it as a compliment.
Speaker 7: Jordan actually takes off his monocle and top had it
Speaker 7: my lady.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I'm like I did that too much?
Speaker 4: Escape what I'm making air escape out this moment.
Speaker 2: The last time I queeped, I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Bless me, zoom time.
Speaker 7: I think I think everyone should be happy with it,
Speaker 7: because you birth to let know someone know a meal
Speaker 7: was good, so like it just yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think you know, when I
Speaker 2: was in my twenties and I would quef, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh no himself. But by the time I was thirty two,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, I can't do it again.
Speaker 1: Benda like like.
Speaker 4: Just enjoy it. If your body makes noises, is this great?
Speaker 7: Everyone's like freakier now too, Like we all you know,
Speaker 7: TikTok tells you just exactly how much of a deviant
Speaker 7: you are, So like, I feel like we've.
Speaker 1: All been freaky, but like now we can display it.
Speaker 4: Yes, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like I was, I was talking to a coworker and
Speaker 2: she was like, everybody's gay now.
Speaker 4: I said, bitch, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So we've all been here bitch, it's just legal now, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 7: Those same people are like, I don't know why all
Speaker 7: these kids are gay. When I was growing up, we
Speaker 7: only had men and women and then my very quiet
Speaker 7: uncle and you're like, well, yes you.
Speaker 1: Know, Oh my god, love you truth everyone.
Speaker 4: Please, you've been very quiet. By the way. We want
Speaker 4: to know how you would respond.
Speaker 2: In any respond Do you make a song out of it?
Speaker 1: Is there a Kueef drop on that mixing board? Not yet?
Speaker 4: Give a minute?
Speaker 2: All right, we ask all, I guess what's the most
Speaker 2: adult thing you want to do for yourself this year
Speaker 2: that you have not done?
Speaker 4: And it could be anything.
Speaker 7: Okay, I've bought a bunch of sensible sneakers, so that's
Speaker 7: like already happening. No, Like these like these are new balances.
Speaker 7: They're waterproof and they're very comfortable. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 7: getting on up there. The most adult thing I want
Speaker 7: to do, I would like to wear a tie this year.
Speaker 4: I haven't worn a tie.
Speaker 7: I haven't want to tie, like since I moved in
Speaker 7: New York become like a cool queer, But like I
Speaker 7: want to wear a tie. That's that's a goal. I
Speaker 7: learned how to tie a bow tie today, So I got.
Speaker 4: Big day for you.
Speaker 1: That's screaming at you overthinking it. Don't overthink it. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do for yourself?
Speaker 11: Yeah, as an adult, I never got into like the
Speaker 11: stock market. Like I'm really studying the stock market. I
Speaker 11: know I'm kind of late, but you know.
Speaker 1: It'll always be there, just stocks and ship.
Speaker 3: It's probably not It's not a bad time to get
Speaker 3: into an index fund if you want, uh, you know.
Speaker 11: Blue chip of like fur one k's and others. But
Speaker 11: I don't really know, like you.
Speaker 3: Have your four to one k's and your employers feeding
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the this is the part of the
Speaker 2: show where he always sounds like Obama and he's gonna
Speaker 2: give you some advice like he's Obama.
Speaker 4: I think that what you the best thing you can
Speaker 4: do right now?
Speaker 7: Yeah it is, Jordan.
Speaker 4: Tell me how much my Yu gi oh cards are worth.
Speaker 7: That's what I want to know. You're not a doc magician.
Speaker 7: He's still in the case. My god, hold on to
Speaker 7: that because you never know. Nothing beats nothing beats real est.
Speaker 3: Because they've they're not making any more land and but
Speaker 3: I believe in you. I believe that the American economy
Speaker 3: will bounce back.
Speaker 4: All right, everyone give it up for our guess.
Speaker 10: Jane Cole.
Speaker 4: Yo, Man, what a convo, what a talk, what a time.
Speaker 2: It was so fun to have so many different voices
Speaker 2: on one stage. It was like, oh man, it reminded
Speaker 2: me of like the Chelsea Handler show back in the day.
Speaker 2: You know, when you just have a bunch of comedians
Speaker 2: in a panel, like I just miss that.
Speaker 1: It's such a good formula. I hope somebody brings it.
Speaker 4: Back, truly. And Jay, I'm just I'm in awe of
Speaker 4: Jay Oh.
Speaker 2: So Kyle Man to go through something that traumatic and
Speaker 2: still laugh and be just healthy and there for your
Speaker 2: children and the appreciation you have for every day. You know,
Speaker 2: it's a gift. And that's why, like you got to
Speaker 2: take care of yourself. You got to protect your energy
Speaker 2: in your heart. Like bad people you can go toxicontherfuckers,
Speaker 2: bye bye. You know, you want to protect your energy
Speaker 2: because life really is that short. And also like if
Speaker 2: you see someone who has fainted or might look like
Speaker 2: they're having a seizure, like definitely help them because sometimes
Speaker 2: it's just like we're minutes away from something really bad happening.
Speaker 2: So you know, I'm a real see something to say something, motherfuckers,
Speaker 2: so help your brother used to stay out.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah, take a minute out of your day and
Speaker 3: show your children that. Yes, you know, be an example.
Speaker 3: I had to model it for my son.
Speaker 4: Yesterday. We're in midtown.
Speaker 3: This lady she got her foot caught like on a
Speaker 3: sidewalk and her bodega cart went one way, she went another.
Speaker 3: She hit the cement and we were kind of lucky
Speaker 3: because it was like nothing, but we were in this
Speaker 3: area where it's nothing but hospitals, and so it was
Speaker 3: me and then two nurses were like helping her up.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I just wanted my son to see
Speaker 3: that that when people are hurt, we stop what we're
Speaker 3: doing and we help them.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean leading by example, I think is modeling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: We're not in the same boat, but we are in
Speaker 3: the same storm, and that is what it is. That's adulting, baby,
Speaker 3: roll on.
Speaker 2: And that is the honey huss you by Jordan Edward
Speaker 2: Carlos Sanchez Rodriquez.
Speaker 4: Everyone.
Speaker 2: Come on, Jordan, you're welcome, Come on, where's your R
Speaker 2: and B album?
Speaker 3: I know still working on it. Listen, love you pal,
Speaker 3: love you a million, Gonna put another dime in the meter.
Speaker 2: Okay, you had been so dime.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck are we talking about?
Speaker 4: A dime in the meter.
Speaker 3: It's an old expression. You don't say dollar or like,
Speaker 3: you know, come on now, Oh my god, just let
Speaker 3: me have it.
Speaker 4: I tried.
Speaker 2: I said, Okay, I was really trying to be on board,
Speaker 2: but my face don't lie.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call my therapist, doctor googleman.
Speaker 1: They better be a network because I know you go
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 4: Bye by. This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.
Speaker 4: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kraig.
Speaker 1: This episode was sound design.
Speaker 4: And engineered by Ryobom.
Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 4: Our theme song in live show, Djang is by DJ
Speaker 4: don Well. This Bellhouse show is produced by Mary Anne Ways.
Speaker 1: Photography by Christ Spender.
Speaker 4: Most artwork by Jamie Bechtel.
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Hartstark and Danielle Kramer.
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pot.
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com
Speaker 2: mm hmm,