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Speaker 1: Twenty years ago, you look like you were ten years old.

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Speaker 2: Y'all got a Google image, Jordan Carlos, your pictures are

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Speaker 2: giving like young black child actor.

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Speaker 3: Now I just look like a mile of bad road stop.

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Speaker 3: You know it's crazier. My gap got bigger.

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Speaker 4: Nice mine too.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about my puss.

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Speaker 5: And that's how we met. We compared gaps.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Hi Jordan, Hi, everyone, welcome to adulting

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Speaker 2: it us.

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Speaker 1: People ask us this question all the time.

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Speaker 2: People always want to know how did we meet because

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Speaker 2: we're always just like, it's comedy. It's not like a

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Speaker 2: movie with Richard Gear and Julie Roberts, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 1: We were out here doing comedy for drink tickets.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 2: I want to say, there's a really hilarious comedian named

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Speaker 2: Josh Philipowski and he would do a lot of shows.

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Speaker 2: And I feel like I definitely met you through Josh's

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Speaker 2: show at some point, or.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was something else, maybe it was an open mic.

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Speaker 3: I just remember a couple of amazing highlights. One was

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Speaker 3: watching you at a comedy spot on Ninth Avenue. It

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Speaker 3: was not a club, it was a gay bar. Yes,

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Speaker 3: on Ninth Avenue. Where I watched you just like do

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Speaker 3: your thing. It was amazing. I was like, why don't

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Speaker 4: What was I doing? You were doing your act?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great because sometimes I do the act sometimes like

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Speaker 2: what was she doing? But that's fun? Thank you for that.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to tell a comedian that they look

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Speaker 2: good or that they've lost weight or that they're skinny.

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Speaker 2: Tell them that, like you took time out of your

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Speaker 2: day to watch their set and they were good, and

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Speaker 4: All you need. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: It's the hardest thing for us to do is to

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Speaker 3: watch a friend's act. You know, I don't remember who

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Speaker 3: went up before you, but there was a definite like hole,

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Speaker 4: You went up crushed. That made me want to just

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Speaker 4: like ride the way of a happiness. Absolutely, But do

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Speaker 4: you remember you?

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Speaker 3: Me Baron Vaughan and Victor Vernado and Elon James White.

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Speaker 3: We took photos together for like a show that just

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Speaker 2: H So Elon James White also hilarious comedian that we

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Speaker 1: He was really ahead of his time.

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Speaker 2: He used to put theme shows together, and he realized

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Speaker 2: the importance of all black everything way before anyone else

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Speaker 2: there was a chitlin circuit there was like you can

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Speaker 2: coming safe spaces to try new stuff. Reggie Watts was

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Speaker 2: all the rules out the fucking door. He was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Out in New York and I remember thinking this is

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Speaker 2: my rest in power comedy club named Comics with the ex.

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Speaker 4: At the end. Oh my gosh, short lived comedy.

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Speaker 2: Club that had really good wings and a key line martini. Honey,

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Speaker 2: I would have the key Lime martini so much that

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Speaker 2: they actually named it after me. Oh my god, what

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Speaker 2: a lush so key Lime. Who knew that it's called

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Speaker 2: key lime because the limes are from the Florida keys. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: We know you went to brown, We get it. Most

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Speaker 3: I did know that limes, of course are tropical fruit,

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Speaker 3: so you're NEGNI find lemons. Yeah below whatever. I was

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Speaker 3: gonna say this. I just remember all these moments. But

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Speaker 3: then I felt like you took this amazing like arc

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Speaker 4: That was Oh my god, did you watch the show? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I watch the show. That's so nice the show.

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Speaker 3: We were always there. I was that other set of

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Speaker 3: footprints in the sands.

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Speaker 5: Okay, were you carrying me?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm syed?

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Speaker 4: Is that what it is? Yeah? It was in my

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Speaker 4: grandma's bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's right, because it's like that's when God says,

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Speaker 3: that's when I was carrying you.

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Speaker 1: Grandma's bathrooms They.

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Speaker 4: Serve, don't they? Though?

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Speaker 2: They really do? They really serve. I never know what

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Speaker 4: Truly?

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Speaker 4: Grandma, which brings us to our guests.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it short does. You guys were trying something a

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Speaker 2: little different with this show. I thought this was really fun.

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Speaker 2: Let me know what you guys think. We have not one,

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Speaker 2: a rian. Kyle Grooms and Jay Jorden could not be

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Speaker 2: more opposite, and I'm so glad we had them together.

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Speaker 2: It was really nice to be on stage with all

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Speaker 2: these beautiful black men with very unique voices.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Kyle from Miami, of course, love him artists. Graphic

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Speaker 3: designer had a million lives before he did stand up comedy.

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Speaker 3: Jay Jorden, You're gonna learn about him. Amazing writer, creator,

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Speaker 3: comic from Mississippi.

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Speaker 4: Y'all, let's just get to it. Hello, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: some house lies PUAs. I need to see who the

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Speaker 4: fuck I'm talking to? Who showed up? I want to

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Speaker 4: see some more sweaty faces. I think some kind faces

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Speaker 2: Everyone looks like a substitute teacher. Why do you guys

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Speaker 2: look so happy to be here? Look at all these

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Speaker 2: ironic t shirts wear But look at all these sweaty titties.

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Speaker 4: Not Yes, it's okay, Maybe they are right. It is humid.

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Speaker 2: When I first started comedy and it was this hot,

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Speaker 2: and I was like doing comedy and Times Square in August?

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Speaker 4: Why to be here wear in Times Square at? Lol?

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Speaker 4: Where did you do it?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember it. That's a blackout moment.

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Speaker 2: I got paid in drinks and compliments, and I remember

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Speaker 2: I used to say, and this is pretty funny for

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Speaker 4: I'd be like, it's so hot.

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Speaker 1: When I left my house, I was a skinny white girl,

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Speaker 1: and now I look like me.

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Speaker 4: Bitch that's funny as fuck.

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Speaker 2: Don't even act like you could come up with something

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Speaker 2: like that. Okay, if what happens where I wear like

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 4: Don't she look good?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, I will say it's a

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Speaker 2: thank you. I'm sorry, but I've always want to wear

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Speaker 2: a denim dress. There's a zipper, it's a real zipper.

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Speaker 4: I know we do this to ourselves every time we

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Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna give everyone a papsmerror. It is

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Speaker 4: I got one today.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you get a pap spar. You get a papspar

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Speaker 9: you sir, you get a papspare. Look at you?

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Speaker 4: You should? You know what I was like?

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Speaker 1: When do guys have to get an annual thing?

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Speaker 4: Uh? We annually?

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Speaker 3: I was so excited this year I went to my doctor,

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Speaker 4: They check very carefully, you know, like what did they

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Speaker 3: No, you have very deep I didn't really didn't. I

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Speaker 3: mean it's like they're like, do you have trouble peeing?

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Speaker 3: They're asking about your prostrate because I'm forty four years old,

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Speaker 3: I'm old, and I was like, chocolate bunny bitch. I

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Speaker 3: I was like I wanted colony and they were like,

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Speaker 4: The doctor was really weird about it.

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Speaker 3: He was eating a shitty like Danish while he was

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, nobody cares about health, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, like a Costco Danish.

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Speaker 4: It looks all fucking sweaty. Why do they always look wet?

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Speaker 4: I know, they just have that that kind of like

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Speaker 4: milky cheese thing.

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Speaker 3: The Danes are interesting and anyway, it's like curdled and

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Speaker 3: he's just like.

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Speaker 10: You don't want to do that right now?

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Speaker 4: You were you early for that? I don't worry about that.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, I just you know,

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Speaker 3: you have to keep up and maintain the bod.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how you know, people, especially my family,

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Speaker 2: will take care of their cars better than their own bodies.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like who gues a fuck your car's insurance,

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Speaker 2: but your body don't.

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Speaker 4: It's true.

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Speaker 3: I mean, and most of us don't even have apple Care,

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Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like, which leads me to this.

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Speaker 4: I have apple Care. Everybody, get fucking apple Care.

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Speaker 7: Okay, no, no, no, sponsor, don't do this.

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Speaker 4: Round because thank you to jokes. Thank you to jokes.

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Speaker 4: All right away from the boy in the stripe, round

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Speaker 4: to applause.

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Speaker 3: If you have apple Care, look at this, look at this.

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Speaker 3: Don't tell me you have dells and compact computers. Get

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Speaker 4: Is that? My mother in law? Why are you challenging me?

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Speaker 2: I would never challenge myself like that because life is

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Speaker 4: In the water. What's wrong with Boating's great?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'll go on a boat, but to drive

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're supposed to like just let your kids

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Speaker 4: I was like, well, he was saying affirmation.

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Speaker 2: I don't like amusement parks. I don't like danger like that.

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Speaker 2: I want to know where my tummy and my titties

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Speaker 4: What if my couci is out? What if my coucie

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Speaker 4: is out? Did the Batman ride ex from Jerseys? So

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Speaker 4: I grew up going? Was it? Great adventure? Action park?

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Speaker 2: Great adventure? Not so motherfucking great? I mean I need

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Speaker 3: Oh, Michelle, I think you haven't found the right amusement park.

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Speaker 4: I think that's what's going on? What then, no, don't

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Speaker 4: do that?

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Speaker 1: What at feel.

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Speaker 4: Like gas lighting? I don't like that ship. You just

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Speaker 4: need to understand I don't like some shit and move on?

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Speaker 4: All right? All right?

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Speaker 3: Well what if what if they what if the kids

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Speaker 4: Like? What if they want to go on another merry

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Speaker 1: The ferriswel at the end of the day and I

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'd rather you have three cotton candies

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Speaker 4: Huh. I don't know. I'd rather get like choked a

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna die. Let's have a look.

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Speaker 4: You know, why do you why does it have to

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Speaker 4: you ever done that cyclone? This county island? Cyclone? No?

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Speaker 4: Is that the wooden one? That's the wooden one that

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Speaker 2: Something that's wood nor known I would.

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Speaker 4: But now why not? No? Because it no, it sounds

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Speaker 3: Who's been on the cyclone? That's right, Why bitch, I

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Speaker 4: I want you to come on. I just want this

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 4: I want to just accept that I want it.

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Speaker 3: I guess here's the best part of the cyclone. Best

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Speaker 4: Right? I remember?

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Speaker 3: I remember one time on one dip I came up

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Speaker 4: This, are you using your body a lot in this show?

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Speaker 3: I'm out the chair like this, and so I just

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Speaker 4: In and it's like, you know, I didn't because.

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Speaker 2: Everyone the fu would I want to do that? Look

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Speaker 2: it's boyant, it's gonna fly the fuck out.

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Speaker 4: I want to see you.

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Speaker 3: I want to see like a picture of you, like

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Speaker 3: you know, like, why would you want that for me?

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Speaker 4: That's not nice? I guess. I guess I'm being a dick.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, friend.

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Speaker 1: Look, let's get this show popping.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we already had, but this is a very

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Speaker 2: exciting show for a lot of different reasons. If you've

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Speaker 2: been to adulting before, make some noise if you've been

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Speaker 2: to adulting so you know, we usually do one guest

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Speaker 4: Two stage and I don't think we'll regret it. Why

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Speaker 4: are you looking at Don like fun? Don? The answer

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Speaker 4: is in your eyes, tell us the truth. Bring them Dan.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are very fortunate. We have some hilarious,

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Speaker 3: hilarious comedians. I love these guys so much. One hails

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Speaker 3: Please give it up for Kyle Grooms and Jay Jeddah.

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Speaker 10: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Jay.

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Speaker 3: Jordan over here, everybody, Kyle Grooms right.

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Speaker 4: Here, everybody Grooms. This is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I mean I've had a three someome have you.

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Speaker 4: Almost? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: I had two girls one night, but then I got

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Speaker 4: I was just like.

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Speaker 11: I was just oh, yeah, it was just two animals,

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Speaker 11: draws and is your way in?

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Speaker 4: You're both married?

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I've been with my queen for twenty four years.

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Speaker 11: And yeah, August eleventh marks our third wedding anniversary. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 7: but that's the blackest shit ever.

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Speaker 4: No, I think I'm thinking after twenty years.

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Speaker 11: I think I'm like you girl, you know what you I.

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Speaker 4: What did her dad say?

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Speaker 1: Was he like, are you gonna My dad wasn't in

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Speaker 11: That's why I got the way with that.

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Speaker 1: gonna die? No, it's just my wife.

447
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Speaker 11: We both kind of really like the fact that we

448
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 11: could walk away when we want, you know, just like

449
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 11: she didn't care too much about me.

450
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? It was like, no, I

451
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 4: got it, that's true. You found in the fantasy. Yeah,

452
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,199
Speaker 4: we just was like we good. You know, we were

453
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 4: we together? Did you did you? Did you live together?

454
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Speaker 4: For Yes?

455
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Speaker 11: We did, we did. We didn't break up for one

456
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Speaker 11: year though one.

457
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Speaker 1: Year happened that year?

458
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Speaker 4: You know how much pussy I got that year? You

459
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 4: know much.

460
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Speaker 1: Swallow?

461
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 4: Really?

462
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 11: Yeah, because when you break up with someone, you you

463
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 11: can't no, I can't. I can't think of nobody else after,

464
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 11: you know, I never checked my wife's Instagram picture page

465
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 11: more than we did when we broke up, like you

466
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 11: know what I mean, Like it's like, oh my god, how.

467
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 4: Did you How did you get a modern day black notebook?

468
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 4: But it's like black I G page.

469
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Speaker 11: When it was time, we kind of just floated back together.

470
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 11: And what happened, I don't know. I don't even remember.

471
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 11: It was just kind of natural week. I think I

472
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Speaker 11: invited Easter to my mother's house or something.

473
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Speaker 4: I love.

474
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Speaker 2: Thought it was natural Easter twenty nineteen.

475
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,199
Speaker 4: Some Jesus can resurrect, why can't we?

476
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Speaker 3: Maybe on the third day they were back.

477
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 7: It's like, this is some good hamd So you're right,

478
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Speaker 7: I'm not You got me with the hand this honey bake.

479
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll say.

480
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Speaker 2: I love the fuck out of my husband. I haven't

481
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 2: loved anyone like him. It's been fourteen years. Yeah, it's cute,

482
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: but the pandemic like for our relationship was the hardest

483
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 2: shit we have ever gone through. And I'm like, if

484
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 2: it's this hard with someone I love, what's it like

485
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 2: for someone that you're not even sure about?

486
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

487
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 2: Like made some noise if you know people that got

488
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 2: divorcedor broke up during the pandemic, And good and good

489
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 2: for them, because what if there was no pandemic, they'd

490
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 2: still be together, keeping each other miserable.

491
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Speaker 4: But Kyle, you got married during the pandemic. Then did

492
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Speaker 4: you get married?

493
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Speaker 3: Oh?

494
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,360
Speaker 4: No, I got married.

495
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Speaker 11: I got married like six months after my surgery, after

496
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 11: I got a hospital.

497
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened with yourself? Tell everybody what happened, because

498
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 2: I'm still like, what happened?

499
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 11: Oh well, in twenty nineteen, I had to have emergency

500
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 11: brain surgery. I had a brain bleed like on my

501
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 11: left front the lobe. And the way I found out

502
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 11: I had a seizure in a vegan restaurant at the time. Yeah, yeah, meat,

503
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 11: he just laugh when I say that, ship like that's

504
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 11: what your ass get? You need some iron? He was

505
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 11: having a big mac attack. No, but yeah, I had

506
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 11: a I had a seizure, and yeah, they found out

507
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 11: my I had a what they call a cavnoma, which

508
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 11: is like a little group of cells that form a tumor.

509
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 11: And then it just started bleeding. And the bleeding part

510
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 11: is what ship like, you know, it was like yeah,

511
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 11: your body or yeah, I was in my bat Like

512
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 11: at first, I was like, what the fuck was happening?

513
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

514
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 11: And you know, your mind start thinking fast. So I'm like,

515
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 11: I knew it wasn't a heart attack because my heart

516
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 11: wasn't hurting at all. And I knew it wasn't a

517
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 11: stroke because Ship, I'm in a vegan restaurant and you know,

518
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 11: I work out three times a week for fun. You know,

519
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 11: I thought I was dying, Like I must be dying.

520
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 11: They'd be frying tempe now, I don't know. They'd be like, hey,

521
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 11: we can drop it in there if you want.

522
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Speaker 2: Put the buffalo sauce in every vegan.

523
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 7: I had, Like a really really really good vegan burger

524
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 7: from Jirel's is downtown Manhattan. You should go, but like

525
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 7: it's full on vegan in the same way that like

526
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 7: it's not cheating because I told you about it right before.

527
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 4: Like we're right on the edge.

528
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, speaking of the edge, did you

529
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: have health insurance.

530
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Speaker 11: I canceled my health insurance a month before.

531
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Speaker 4: I had that one month.

532
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 11: Because I tried to get a procedure you know, you know, and.

533
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 4: Got it. Hey, I'm a man of a certain age.

534
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 4: I gotta get it.

535
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 11: Here for They didn't want to pay. They didn't think

536
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 11: like the copay was like, you know, a couple of

537
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 11: thousand dollars, was like, what the fuck am I doing?

538
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 4: Insurance?

539
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 11: I might as well wait on Obamacare, you know what

540
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 11: I mean? But the marketplace was closed. But I could

541
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 11: wait till the fall to sign up for Obamacare, you

542
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 11: know what I mean. I said, I'm healthy, I'll make it. Man,

543
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 11: Like three weeks later, is there anything? Is there anything?

544
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 11: Is there anything you can do? Like preventative? It's it's

545
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 11: impossible right now. If they said that, that could have

546
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 11: been in my brain for my whole life. They just

547
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 11: it just started bleeding. And the scariest part was that

548
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 11: my speech started to go and my right arm was

549
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 11: like yeah.

550
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 4: I was like, you know yeah.

551
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 11: But as soon as they cleaned up the mess, I

552
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 11: started to reanimate, you know, and look there's not even

553
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 11: a scar.

554
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Speaker 3: The job.

555
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 4: Ok.

556
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Speaker 7: I'm just happy the surgeon wasn't Ben Carson. I'm just having.

557
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 4: Did you say, Ben Carson.

558
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what he used to do, right, that's before

559
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 7: they may put him in charge of the ghetto or whatever.

560
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 7: It's Donald Trump's he was like housing.

561
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 4: An urban development.

562
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, he's like it's right there on the title

563
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 7: do what you do, Blessed Hands.

564
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what. Health scares are really crazy.

565
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: They definitely, you know, it's I feel like the pandemic

566
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: has been sort of like a collective health scare, where

567
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 2: like when you have a healthcare you really, or at

568
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 2: least most people, if you're smart, take note of their

569
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 2: body and also their time. You start spending time with

570
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 2: people you really love and appreciate. And so I feel

571
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 2: like that happened out of the pandemic, where people were

572
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 2: just like my time is precious. Like I've done like

573
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 2: a lot of isolating just so I could be at

574
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 2: this restaurant. I need to like you, you know what

575
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 2: I mean, Like even if it's casual, Like I want

576
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 2: to hear how your story ends.

577
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 4: I mean, I know I don't like most of your stories,

578
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 4: but I do love you.

579
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: I thought I had la Did you guys feel like

580
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 2: that outside of the pandemic and especially after your health

581
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 2: scared that you were just like time is precious, let

582
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: me stop sucking around.

583
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 11: Yes, but I spent the pandemic in Florida, So my

584
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 11: pandemic was a whole lot different than New York. We

585
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 11: was outside after two weeks, you know, we you know,

586
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 11: we treated it like it was a rumor, you know

587
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 11: what I mean.

588
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 7: They were in Florida, Like you know what they say,

589
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 7: they say, some covid up there, Yeah, someing not down

590
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 7: here in Florida.

591
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 8: They should be saying, guess hey, right, oh my god,

592
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 8: what the fun Well, the craziest part about Florida trying

593
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 8: to like get rid of homosexuality is that they.

594
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 7: You hire the most homosexuals per capita just because of Disney,

595
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 7: Like do you understand how many like not so great

596
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 7: tenors with musical theaterges like you know what, Like you

597
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 7: know what, technically I'm a friend of Peter Pan I'm like, okay, Chuck,

598
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 7: I get it, Like.

599
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 4: Are we are we gonna hook up or not?

600
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 7: I didn't come to Orlando for nothing, Like you don't

601
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 7: understand how many of my friends are like it's mae goofy.

602
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, get the fuck out of here Mary, What

603
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: was it like growing up in Mississippi. Okay, so Mississippi, No, don't.

604
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't have clean water right now,

605
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 2: so be nice.

606
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 4: That's not a joke. Yeah, and Jackson we have clean water.

607
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's because we have home on. Okay, so

608
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 7: in sixteen nineteen.

609
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: No.

610
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 7: About to come on, I don't have time, am I

611
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 7: gonna like do the speed round?

612
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: And then Sarata Bullock adopted a black kid, and.

613
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 4: Then now so uh, then the earth cools yes, study.

614
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 7: And then Brandy moved to California never so it's like

615
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 7: a bunch of So the reason they don't have clean

616
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 7: water is because they've been dealing water issue for the

617
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 7: past three years and the Republican governor has yet to

618
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 7: actually address it because of the residence of the city

619
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 7: of Jackson happened to be eighty percent black, so it's

620
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 7: not gonna really cut into his voting constituency, so he

621
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 7: doesn't see it as a huge emergency.

622
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Speaker 4: That's a sad part.

623
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Speaker 7: The funny part about growing up in Mississippi is that

624
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 7: when you're when you're black in Mississippi, every now and then,

625
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 7: like like when you're talking about social studies in fourth grade,

626
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,239
Speaker 7: fifth grade, they'll be like, oh, well, you know, this

627
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 7: country used to have a history of racial tension. And

628
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 7: like in Mississippi, your teacher just says, you know what

629
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 7: you can do look outside and you're like, oh, one

630
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 7: of those they're like those are cotton fields. It's like, okay,

631
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 7: I know where this is at. We don't have to

632
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 7: talk about this. It was fun. It was lights. It

633
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 7: was it was fun.

634
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 4: It was lights.

635
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 7: I mean, when you're you don't have the luxury of

636
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 7: not talking about race, do you, You one hundred percent don't,

637
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 7: only because your blackness is in constant conflict with like

638
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 7: this old South ideological like value system that so many

639
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 7: people who are in power have. That your blackness isn't

640
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 7: something you like stumble upon. It's something you're like very

641
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 7: hyper aware of growing up. And then you had like

642
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 7: queerness on top of that, like around middle school. Like

643
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,239
Speaker 7: my whole time in middle school and high school, I

644
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 7: was like, Okay, just be funny, just be funny, just

645
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 7: be funny, and nothing can happen to you. And then

646
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 7: the minute like a cute boy like moved and like

647
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 7: came into our high school, I was like, y'all that

648
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 7: new guy. He seems really cool. Can we should hang

649
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 7: out with a new guy? He seems like he got

650
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 7: a lot of school stuff going on. We don't know

651
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 7: his parents do for a living.

652
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 4: Let's talk. Could you be out in your high school?

653
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 3: No?

654
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 7: I always say we didn't have any gay guys at

655
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 7: my high school. But we did have guys that we

656
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 7: called gay. And it's only but he wasn't even gay.

657
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 7: It's just one time we saw him tuking shirt in

658
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 7: and that's all. It takes shit in Mississippi. If you

659
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 7: did your homework, people like, man, were you gay? I'm like, no,

660
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 7: this is ap English. We should all be doing our homework.

661
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

662
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 7: And then on top red Beloved, I read Beloved, let's

663
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 7: talk about it? Come on, but Jay, on top of that,

664
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,719
Speaker 7: which blew me away as you went to old miss

665
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 7: did I doubled down on the races, Oh Mississippi. Okay,

666
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 7: Oh my good, Okay, I think you're talking about Sweet Michelle,

667
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Speaker 7: Oh my good. You know all the scary parts of

668
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 7: Lovecraft Country. Wait all that it's all scary. No, so

669
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Speaker 7: old Missus University of Mississippi. Sadly, old Missus mascot is

670
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 7: the rebels which war I wonder. So the Ole Miss

671
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 7: is like a very vaunted southern institution. They call themselves

672
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 7: like the Harvard of Mississippi, but I mean they're also

673
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 7: the Yale of Mississippi. They're the Princeton of Mississippi, the

674
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 7: other Dartmouth of Mississippi. They the Upinn of Mississippi. I

675
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 7: mean they are they're the derived Mississippi too. It's just

676
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 7: did them all. I say that having two degrees when

677
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 7: they got a theater degree in an English degree. But

678
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Speaker 7: I love I loved my time at Old Miss only

679
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 7: because like Southern people, they are so warm, but also

680
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 7: just so oblivious to certain facts, like there is a

681
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 7: okay anyone who y'all been watching like Bama rush TikTok shit.

682
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 4: Okay, so if you know about a sorority.

683
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 7: Rush, like a big southern state schools, like it's a

684
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 7: huge deal, and like so you sororities have like mansions

685
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 7: where these girls live and they have people. They have

686
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 7: men college aged boys who like get to work some

687
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 7: of the parties, who get to like help the girls

688
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 7: with It's it's supposed to be attractive men who like

689
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 7: wont trying to thing too crazy. So it's usually where

690
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 7: the gays go. But here's a crazy part about this title.

691
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,479
Speaker 7: This specific designation in the sorority houses is known as

692
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 7: a house boy. Like, as a black person, you're just like, yeah,

693
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 7: I'm good on that. I don't, I don't got to

694
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 7: be in with house boy, Just like little stuff like that.

695
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: Ask me when my Dutch husband first moved to America

696
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: and we moved in with each other, and it would

697
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: be nighttime and we'd be ready to go to bed,

698
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: he'd be like, are you ready to go to the

699
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: master's bedroom.

700
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 4: I'm like, you.

701
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Gotta take a bag.

702
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 4: You just gotta take it back.

703
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So the question the audience wrote down some questions

704
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: about adulting and were about to answer them.

705
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about it?

706
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 4: Good?

707
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: Yeahad pick one?

708
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jordan, you go first. We started off. Okay, here's

709
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 4: a question from the audience.

710
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 3: What's your advice for meeting people in the wild instead

711
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 3: of on apps.

712
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: Oh I love this question because I met my husband

713
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: in the wild.

714
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty like. The more I'm just like it

715
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 4: was supposed to be one night stand.

716
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 2: The more I'm like, especially raising kids, I'm like, but

717
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: also be careful, like, be a good judge, of character.

718
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 2: You're not just gonna roll up on any dog and

719
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 2: be like, I guess you're friendly because you have a tail.

720
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 4: Like you have to like.

721
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: Understand that you you can drink with someone. They don't

722
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 2: have to take advantage of you. That it it doesn't

723
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 2: have to go down like that. But I'm setting it

724
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 2: up really wrong.

725
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 4: The point is.

726
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: Bring a friend and just say I'm gonna go to

727
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 2: this bar and talk to people at the bar, like

728
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: just practice talking and then that'll give you like enough

729
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: like you know, steam or whatever the fuck for the

730
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 2: right one.

731
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 4: Although being single and.

732
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: COVID that's crazy. Like I always say, it's like safer

733
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 2: to like suck a salty dick and hug your grandma,

734
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: so be careful.

735
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 3: I would only say that if you're going to no

736
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 3: one's writing it down salty dick. No, I just I

737
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 3: feel like okay apps versus in the wild. I would

738
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 3: say that if you're going to meet somebody in the wild,

739
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 3: be doing something that you love to do, because you'll

740
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 3: likely have something in common with them. So whether it's

741
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 3: like you're like rock climbing, or you're like doing like

742
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: Midsummer night swing or movies in the park or like waiting. Yeah,

743
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 3: it's a it's a like not in my house, not

744
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: just swing music.

745
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 7: Where the when the guys try to like throw you

746
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 7: over the story, We're just like, no, I don't like this.

747
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 7: I ain't here to dance.

748
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 4: Ma't the question? Okay, okay?

749
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 7: Any tips on how to sustainably split ones there's a

750
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 7: lot of words. Any tips on how to sustainably split

751
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 7: one's time between two cities as an artist semi sustainably?

752
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 4: I know it can be done, though, Go a wait,

753
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 4: let me see this question. What semi sustainably? Zoom meetings that? Yes,

754
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 4: what cities? Are we talking cities? I know, I don't know.

755
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 2: I will I will say this, if you want to

756
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: live in two places at once, you can maybe you

757
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 2: can just I know, Aaron B. You can like rent

758
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 2: a room from someone's place, so maybe you don't have

759
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: to like commit to a whole motherfucking place but still

760
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: have your own like little nook. But for me, if

761
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: I did that, like I need my own toilet because

762
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 2: I can't be sharing emotions with somebody else like that.

763
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, do you have like jump offs in different cities?

764
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 4: Is that also the goal? You got homes in different

765
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 4: area coats.

766
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, this we're trying. I'm trying to swing it back

767
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 7: around to something fun. This sounds very work if it's

768
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 7: a work from home situation and you can work remotely.

769
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 7: There's so many The dollar is so strong right now

770
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 7: that you can I.

771
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 4: Think we answered it. That's it. You hurry her for.

772
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 7: Jordan wants you to go colonize more places with your

773
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 7: financial job.

774
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 4: Go calinize up. Which question did you get, Kyle? Why

775
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 4: do black women have to pay taxes? O? All right?

776
00:37:50,320 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 4: I was the women have such a so hot through enough.

777
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 11: Yeah, love a white woman. I'm kidding a black woman.

778
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 11: I'm kiding love a black woman.

779
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 4: Is that real?

780
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 11: Don do you want to take this one? I say

781
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 11: she should write her congressman or something.

782
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: Because yeah, I'm gonna put this on my fridge. Whoever

783
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: the fuck wrote this, it's as good as.

784
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 4: Fuck shit, Michelle, What do you think? Oh?

785
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we shouldn't be paying No, we're like saving

786
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: the country.

787
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 4: I saw that Joe Biden tweet the other day.

788
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: I mean he was like, okay, okay, Gop, you really

789
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: pissed off the women now, especially the black women.

790
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. I'm like don't do that, Joe,

791
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: It's too much.

792
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 2: I'm actually I think I'm gonna leave this country.

793
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: So I'll see y'all on Amsterdam again.

794
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:54,479
Speaker 3: The dollar very strong against the euro. Right now, does

795
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 3: one go to and after after party? After the after party?

796
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 4: Oh what the fuck? Second locatione IM.

797
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 2: Like, look, if you're still high on whatever the fuck

798
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: it hasn't like come down yet to go to the party, and.

799
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 4: If you're steal in your twenties.

800
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 7: Because I'm gonna give a queer, uh perspective on this,

801
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 7: y'all do understand, Okay, So in the queer community, gays

802
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 7: make noise. Okay, So after these are for fucking if

803
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 7: you if you're at like an after after after party,

804
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 7: do not have panties on. You know what it's like,

805
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 7: don't like, don't come there and be like what, I

806
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 7: wonder what we're about to do? Like when you walk

807
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 7: into an after after after after after party, Yeah, you

808
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 7: just need to be like, I don't love choking, but

809
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 7: go for it, like you need to walk in and

810
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 7: walk out of your pants as you walk into the apartment.

811
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 4: That sounds like fine, I've heard they are.

812
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, total conjecture. Okay, here's why we are

813
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 3: getting married next year. Yay, double exclamation point.

814
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 7: Our question is should we combine finances pros verse cons

815
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 7: question mark flit the room.

816
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 4: Kyle, did you combine your finances?

817
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, one account together, but then we have our own account.

818
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 4: That's how we.

819
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: And then like you know, for household ship. You know,

820
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 2: but everybody is different. Everyone's different. You know, everybody can

821
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: afford a prenup.

822
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 4: So you're saying, escrow make the love grow. I get that.

823
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 4: I get that.

824
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 3: I would I would just say, just take a take

825
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 3: a snapshot of when you are your happiest, which which

826
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 3: is now by the triple exclamation points. Here, do you

827
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 3: do you have separate checking accounts? If the answer is yes,

828
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 3: keep it that way all right? Uh oh, this isn't

829
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: This is a good question.

830
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: This is the last question everyone, Okay, I mean for

831
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 2: you guys, not for us, not for the.

832
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 4: Not for the evening. Oh my god, so funny.

833
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I've never felt so close to

834
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey.

835
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 4: Yes, like that was a real reaction.

836
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 7: Oh you said, what what?

837
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 4: What's just like?

838
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 10: Who?

839
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 4: I've bet every money my goddamn pocket that ain't up there.

840
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 4: I love it so much wait this one time.

841
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,959
Speaker 1: The word the question was name something that comes after

842
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: the word pork exactly.

843
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 4: Bitch, do you know?

844
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 2: We were like pork chop, you know, pork like loin.

845
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 2: And this one guy goes coupine.

846
00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: And and Steve is like what with his men's warehouse

847
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,479
Speaker 1: bow tie on and everything this Jude was.

848
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 4: And the suspenders. He was like, cupine, poor cupie. Steve.

849
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 8: Steve was like what.

850
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 2: And then and then he goes this up there, and

851
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: then Steve goes, I've bet every dollar I got it

852
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: is not number one. It's number one on YouTube it is.

853
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 2: And then his fucking mom, who's like a pastor, was like.

854
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 10: Be there, Bedad, who are you?

855
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 4: Boso much? Okay?

856
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 7: My favorite but also my favorite thing to do when

857
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 7: white people get something wrong now and public, is to

858
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 7: do a family feud. Good answer, good answer, good answer,

859
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 7: Good answer is wrong, but you try.

860
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 4: So fucking true. Okay.

861
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: And the last question for you guys, what's the appropriate

862
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: reaction to a quief?

863
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 4: Ooh, ooh, we fucking wait a minute.

864
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 3: A reaction to a quief as in the person that

865
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 3: queefs or fuck or if I hear, if I hear

866
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 3: a quief, if you hear a quief, I usually take

867
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 3: it as a compliment.

868
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 7: Jordan actually takes off his monocle and top had it

869
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 7: my lady.

870
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I'm like I did that too much?

871
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 4: Escape what I'm making air escape out this moment.

872
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 2: The last time I queeped, I was like, oh.

873
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: Bless me, zoom time.

874
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 7: I think I think everyone should be happy with it,

875
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 7: because you birth to let know someone know a meal

876
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 7: was good, so like it just yeah.

877
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think you know, when I

878
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: was in my twenties and I would quef, I'd be like,

879
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: oh no himself. But by the time I was thirty two,

880
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, I can't do it again.

881
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: Benda like like.

882
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 4: Just enjoy it. If your body makes noises, is this great?

883
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 7: Everyone's like freakier now too, Like we all you know,

884
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 7: TikTok tells you just exactly how much of a deviant

885
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 7: you are, So like, I feel like we've.

886
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Speaker 1: All been freaky, but like now we can display it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like I was, I was talking to a coworker and

889
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 2: she was like, everybody's gay now.

890
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 4: I said, bitch, what the fuck?

891
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 2: So we've all been here bitch, it's just legal now, Like,

892
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?

893
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Speaker 7: Those same people are like, I don't know why all

894
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 7: these kids are gay. When I was growing up, we

895
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Speaker 7: only had men and women and then my very quiet

896
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Speaker 7: uncle and you're like, well, yes you.

897
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Speaker 1: Know, Oh my god, love you truth everyone.

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00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 4: Please, you've been very quiet. By the way. We want

899
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Speaker 4: to know how you would respond.

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Speaker 2: In any respond Do you make a song out of it?

901
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Speaker 1: Is there a Kueef drop on that mixing board? Not yet?

902
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 4: Give a minute?

903
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: All right, we ask all, I guess what's the most

904
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 2: adult thing you want to do for yourself this year

905
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 2: that you have not done?

906
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 4: And it could be anything.

907
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 7: Okay, I've bought a bunch of sensible sneakers, so that's

908
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 7: like already happening. No, Like these like these are new balances.

909
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 7: They're waterproof and they're very comfortable. So I'm like, I'm

910
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 7: getting on up there. The most adult thing I want

911
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Speaker 7: to do, I would like to wear a tie this year.

912
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Speaker 4: I haven't worn a tie.

913
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 7: I haven't want to tie, like since I moved in

914
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 7: New York become like a cool queer, But like I

915
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 7: want to wear a tie. That's that's a goal. I

916
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Speaker 7: learned how to tie a bow tie today, So I got.

917
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Speaker 4: Big day for you.

918
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: That's screaming at you overthinking it. Don't overthink it. Okay,

919
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: what do you want to do for yourself?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, as an adult, I never got into like the

921
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 11: stock market. Like I'm really studying the stock market. I

922
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Speaker 11: know I'm kind of late, but you know.

923
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Speaker 1: It'll always be there, just stocks and ship.

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Speaker 3: It's probably not It's not a bad time to get

925
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 3: into an index fund if you want, uh, you know.

926
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Speaker 11: Blue chip of like fur one k's and others. But

927
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Speaker 11: I don't really know, like you.

928
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Speaker 3: Have your four to one k's and your employers feeding

929
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Speaker 3: into that.

930
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Speaker 2: Okay, this is the this is the part of the

931
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Speaker 2: show where he always sounds like Obama and he's gonna

932
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: give you some advice like he's Obama.

933
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 4: I think that what you the best thing you can

934
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Speaker 4: do right now?

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Speaker 7: Yeah it is, Jordan.

936
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Speaker 4: Tell me how much my Yu gi oh cards are worth.

937
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 7: That's what I want to know. You're not a doc magician.

938
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Speaker 7: He's still in the case. My god, hold on to

939
00:46:52,560 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 7: that because you never know. Nothing beats nothing beats real est.

940
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Speaker 3: Because they've they're not making any more land and but

941
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 3: I believe in you. I believe that the American economy

942
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 3: will bounce back.

943
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Speaker 4: All right, everyone give it up for our guess.

944
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Speaker 10: Jane Cole.

945
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Speaker 4: Yo, Man, what a convo, what a talk, what a time.

946
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 2: It was so fun to have so many different voices

947
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: on one stage. It was like, oh man, it reminded

948
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: me of like the Chelsea Handler show back in the day.

949
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 2: You know, when you just have a bunch of comedians

950
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 2: in a panel, like I just miss that.

951
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: It's such a good formula. I hope somebody brings it.

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Speaker 4: Back, truly. And Jay, I'm just I'm in awe of

953
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 4: Jay Oh.

954
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: So Kyle Man to go through something that traumatic and

955
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 2: still laugh and be just healthy and there for your

956
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 2: children and the appreciation you have for every day. You know,

957
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 2: it's a gift. And that's why, like you got to

958
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: take care of yourself. You got to protect your energy

959
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: in your heart. Like bad people you can go toxicontherfuckers,

960
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 2: bye bye. You know, you want to protect your energy

961
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 2: because life really is that short. And also like if

962
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 2: you see someone who has fainted or might look like

963
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 2: they're having a seizure, like definitely help them because sometimes

964
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: it's just like we're minutes away from something really bad happening.

965
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 2: So you know, I'm a real see something to say something, motherfuckers,

966
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: so help your brother used to stay out.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah, take a minute out of your day and

968
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Speaker 3: show your children that. Yes, you know, be an example.

969
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 3: I had to model it for my son.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday. We're in midtown.

971
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Speaker 3: This lady she got her foot caught like on a

972
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Speaker 3: sidewalk and her bodega cart went one way, she went another.

973
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: She hit the cement and we were kind of lucky

974
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Speaker 3: because it was like nothing, but we were in this

975
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 3: area where it's nothing but hospitals, and so it was

976
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: me and then two nurses were like helping her up.

977
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 3: But it's like, I just wanted my son to see

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Speaker 3: that that when people are hurt, we stop what we're

979
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Speaker 3: doing and we help them.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean leading by example, I think is modeling.

982
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is.

983
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 3: We're not in the same boat, but we are in

984
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 3: the same storm, and that is what it is. That's adulting, baby,

985
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 3: roll on.

986
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Speaker 2: And that is the honey huss you by Jordan Edward

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Speaker 2: Carlos Sanchez Rodriquez.

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Speaker 4: Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Jordan, you're welcome, Come on, where's your R

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Speaker 2: and B album?

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00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 3: I know still working on it. Listen, love you pal,

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Speaker 3: love you a million, Gonna put another dime in the meter.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you had been so dime.

994
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck are we talking about?

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00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 4: A dime in the meter.

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00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 3: It's an old expression. You don't say dollar or like,

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00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 3: you know, come on now, Oh my god, just let

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00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 3: me have it.

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00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 4: I tried.

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00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: I said, Okay, I was really trying to be on board,

1001
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 2: but my face don't lie.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna call my therapist, doctor googleman.

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Speaker 1: They better be a network because I know you go

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Speaker 1: a lot.

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Speaker 4: Bye by. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 4: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kraig.

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Speaker 1: This episode was sound design.

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Speaker 4: And engineered by Ryobom.

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Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 4: Our theme song in live show, Djang is by DJ

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Speaker 4: don Well. This Bellhouse show is produced by Mary Anne Ways.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Christ Spender.

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Speaker 4: Most artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Hartstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

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Speaker 2: mm hmm,