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Welcome to the Solid Verbal come. 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:48.120 That for me. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:50.680 I'm a man, I'm forty. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:52.680 I've heard so many players say, well, I want to 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.960 be happy. You want to be happy? For day A 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:56.120 to state? Is that? 0:00:56.240 --> 0:01:00.639 Whoom whoom and down and tie. 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.760 Welcome back to the Solid Burbo boys and girls. My 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:06.800 name is Ty Hildenbrand, joining me. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.920 As always over there and beautiful, still wintry, still. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.319 Very fatherly New York City. My man Dan Rubistet, Sir, 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:14.720 how are you, Ty? 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:15.679 I'm wonderful. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.960 I'm really truly glad you asked. I just got a haircut. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.280 Oh feels it feels great to do something for me. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.440 Yeah, yeah, no, especially right now. I would imagine. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:28.720 So so I would connect with you to show you 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:29.240 the haircut. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.320 But I think that might be a bridge too far. Yeah, 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.319 did you go? Do you go barber shop? What do 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:34.560 you do? Yeah? 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.000 I go to a barber shop. It was I used 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.800 to go to a salon tye. Yeah, I used to 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.360 go to Really kids, so you can't you can't do 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.280 that or eight kids. I looked up barber shops in 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.320 the area on YELP. Tie here we are here. 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:50.440 I don't go. I don't go the full. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.280 A lot of people will go that full real closely cropped, 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:55.520 almost shaved side. 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:58.480 Look the maclamore right. Not for me. Not. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.080 I cannot pull it off. I know he would probably 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.160 behoove you too with the main that you need shearing 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.520 on top of your head, but it doesn't work from 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:08.280 my head shape. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:10.760 What what size guard do you go with on the 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:11.440 side of your head? 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:15.680 All scissors? Tie? I want mertisanal work. Oh yeah, all scissors? 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.720 You pay extra for that? No? 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:22.800 Same price? Same price? Tie, it's March, March. 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.120 I go a number three on the sides. That's not bad. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:27.519 You ever pushed it to two? 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.280 I have pushed it to two Mammy too much. That 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.920 two is a little too much, a little too much. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:34.960 I'm gonna tell you something, Tie. Not only is it 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.880 March and we're beginning shows with haircut talk, I really 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:42.680 desperately wanted to talk news, news, and like the big list, 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:46.240 we have new bowls in twenty twenty in terms of alignment. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:47.959 The Mountain West is no longer going to be in 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.600 the Vegas Bowl, but they'll be in the new LA Bowl, 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.240 which is in the new Rams Chargers Stadium. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:57.160 I believe they'll line up for that, sure, not uh yeah. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:58.320 And the Vegas one is going to be in the 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:03.000 Vegas NFL Stadium, Okay, all right, putting pack twelve teams 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:03.839 in NFL. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.600 State college football venue. Sure. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:10.360 Brian Kelly wants to retire a Notre Dame coach. Okay, yep, 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.880 not not much. So we're just going to ignore news. 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.200 There's just not much worth talking about. We still have 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.200 a couple more autopsies left. I believe, Yes, we have 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.800 two pack twelve Big ten Rose Bowl schools. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:23.240 Right. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.400 I didn't want to talk about that today. No, it 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:32.040 had been basically too long since the Patriot League Lightning Rounds, 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.639 where I get to use all sorts of interesting adjectives. 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:39.720 So I figured we pick up people along the way. Ty, 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.880 you know, somebody just wants college football podcast to listen 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.640 to its week seven and boom, we're talking about Keem Butler, 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:49.640 We're talking about Cliff Kingsbury potentially getting fired and going 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.640 to USC And that's it's amazing that you just jump in, 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.480 you grab a hold, and we're your new pals. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.280 That's right, that's what we what we do here. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.800 But if you look at the logo under the solid verbal, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:04.720 it says Ty Hilton Brandt, Dan Rubins, it's right. And 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:09.880 we could, yes sound self important by saying let's talk 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.400 about us, but it's a podcast you already know are 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.960 self important, so you already know that's the direction we're 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.320 going in. But if you want to know the history 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.680 of the show, if you're new to the show, you 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.920 can just google it. We did an entire, what pushing 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.440 two hour episode. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:22.800 Big big show. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.120 Yeah, I lost my voice, remember I had vocal issues 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.039 after doing the show. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.479 Left it all on the field. You injured yourself. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.279 But if people that are relatively new to the show 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:37.000 want a point of reference about us as college football fans, 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:38.960 Tie is of course a Notre Dame fan. I am 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.800 an Oregon fan. But what gets us going? Why do 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.760 we love the sport? Not the pageantry, not the tradition, 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.159 forget all that, the literal sport itself. Tie, I do 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:53.160 not like We'll sprinkle in some characteristics of our love 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:56.279 for college football here and there, but we really haven't 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.640 drilled down on what really really gets us worked up 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:02.360 about college football football wise, what gives us, what gives 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.320 us the vapors? Yes in a college as a buried, 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.279 g rate g g way, grated, g rated way. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:09.040 Of saying that, yeah. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.120 And you know, you hear this a lot in the 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.200 podcasting world as it relates to comedy podcasts, because there's 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.960 a million of them and everyone's a little bit different, 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.599 and it's important if you're trying to find a comedy 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:23.760 show that speaks to you, that you listen and try 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:27.080 to identify with the sensibilities of the hosts. And I 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.320 think that's what we're trying to do here. We realize 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.360 it's been a while since we connected with some new 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:35.279 listeners and newer listeners, and we wanted to try and 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:39.920 communicate our sensibilities. Just as it relates not to the 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:43.440 media aspect of college football, not to not to anything 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:44.920 other than the product. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.000 We see on the field. So that's what we've got 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:46.520 here tonight. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.600 Yes, what gets our hearts raising, what gets our our 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:54.320 football pants nice and tight? Right, So we've got a list. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.080 We've got a list here, get hot in here. We've 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.160 got a list here. I'm on one side, you're on 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.280 the other. We made these independent of one another, and 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.279 I was pleased to see that there was a lot 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.880 of overlap. Yes, a lot of overlap here, a lot 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:11.960 of ven diagrams that we need to work through and 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.560 talk through over the span of the next sixty minutes 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:18.040 however long this goes. Really it's free content. That's where 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:22.440 we're headed tonight. So I would like you to set 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.440 the mood, if you will tie, and in reference to 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.440 what we're talking about, Like an example would be, everybody 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.360 likes the large man touchdown, right, there was an award. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.239 About that that got touchdown. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:32.560 Yeah. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.480 Yes, And so we are going to go many many 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.800 steps further of just things that happened during games that 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.599 I think the kids on Twitter say, like inject that 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.920 into my veins, that kind of thing. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.120 So you will tie, I'm going to play this. I 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.440 don't know how this is going to go. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:59.680 Balding, urs, foul hands to the face, not necessary roughnessial touching, neutrals, 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.640 out fraction, sportsmanline, god. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:09.160 Dot oh boy, Dan, oh boy, really went skinemax with it? 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:09.480 Tie. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.360 How much time did you spend making that? Marilyn Chambers 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:17.080 bedtime drop for our lovely podcast from where We Talk College. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:21.400 Football shout out Bikini car Wash. Not that it did 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.440 not take that long a time. I was thinking to myself, 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.520 what sort of song and musical number can we use 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.920 to go into our love of what gets us going 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:34.320 in college football? And three seconds later, uh, for better 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.560 or worse? All right, that's the direction they say. March 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.760 comes in like a lion, Dan, and they weren't kidding. Okay, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.480 all right, give me something that gets you hot and bothered? 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.680 All right, Okay, here we go. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:46.920 I'm gonna start at the very top of my list 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.400 what I love and what gets me hot and bothered 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:54.640 in a college football since I love when wide receivers 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:58.000 catch a screen pass, or even when they catch a 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:02.440 pass ten yards down the field and they decide that 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:06.400 it would be better to run east and west. About 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:09.960 seventy five yards than to just run north and south 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:13.000 to gain four. So we've got this long drawn out 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:17.040 play with way too many jukes. A guy runs a 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:21.080 total of about seventy five yards for roughly a four 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:21.720 yard game. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.520 I mean, there was a brand new line about this, 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.760 right there was this isn't high school. This isn't high school, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.760 Like there wasn't that home on a Saturday night. I 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:35.640 have no idea, yes, but there's something very high school 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.960 about thinking I can run horizontally and find a crease 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.040 and it just doesn't work in high level college football. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.120 And this one has a bunch of cousins, right that 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:49.280 has the punt returner trying to go backwards. Yep, it 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:53.120 has on a reverse trying to reverse the reverse where 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.520 everybody in the stadium stadium knows something is feudile. I 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.760 love it so much. I think this is dead on. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.640 This is such a lovable aspect of college football. Thinking 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.360 every play can be a touchdown. It gets me going 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:05.079 to ty well. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.920 And you used to be full disclosure again, you can 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.680 go back to the history of the solid verbal show. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.800 You used to be a Florida State fan. I did, yeah, 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.199 in your in your very early days of being in 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.839 college trip oflef and you're a Florida State fan, And 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:20.040 was it Peter Warwick? 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.920 Who was your dude? Peter Warwick? Yes? 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.520 And there are certain the the one percent of the 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:28.240 one percent can pull it off. The d' Anthony Thomas 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:33.880 and the oh god, I'm what's his name, Percy Harvin's 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:38.160 who have just such electric playmaking ability that they're able 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.880 to make something out of nothing because they can get 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.120 to a corner faster than anybody everybody else. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.000 Right. See that's the thing. 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:50.199 Like sometimes you can find a ron Dale Moore out 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.679 there who can pull something like this off, a trendon 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:57.800 holiday type, but other times it's just a little too 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:02.640 much horizontal and not enough vertical. You've got a cousin 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.120 here listed on your list as well that we do 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.720 a few cousins, a few cousins, so the big family 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:09.800 on your list. This is one of those items where 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:13.520 we I think have some alignment. Too many jukes after 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.040 a swing pass, oh the best and a guy just 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:17.720 getting tackled on the spot. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.800 Okay, running backs out in the in the slot? Is 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.840 he going is it going outside? He's going inside? Oh 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.240 he's faking outside, Oh a fake inside. He's gonna go Nope, 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.360 what faked outside? He's going in, so he must be 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.440 going inside. Now up, He's just tackled for a loss 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.320 of one, and that's right. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.760 And also the running back who decides to run backwards 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:39.080 out of a sure thing forward progress whistle and he 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:40.880 loses unnecessary yardage. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:44.000 It's the best. It is so good, and it is 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:47.199 one of the most secretly painful things if it happens 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.560 to your team, where it's like, oh, it was a 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:53.400 great run. Stuff, they got him three yards behind that No, no, no, 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.840 oh god, it's an eleven yard loss. And I think 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.160 people listening have immediate names that come to mind of 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.960 the like far too horizontal, far too juky, far too 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:08.440 running out of the forward progress whistle, and it is maddening. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:12.200 But if I'm watching a random Oklahoma Iowa state game 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.920 and I don't really care who wins, oh. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.640 Is it just art? Tie? It is just art. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:22.280 This to me speaks to the excitability of college football, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:27.480 the raw potential of college football, everyone's love for that 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.560 big game breaking play, and also the very nature of 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.520 the college game where you've got a lot of immaturity 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.000 and a lot of folks out there thinking that they're 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:37.760 Reggie Bush. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.640 Yes, I love this. I love when this happens. Hopefully 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.520 not to my team, but it always makes a game 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.560 a little bit more exciting. I am, by the way, 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.240 very guilty in rec league basketball. Off too many jukes 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:51.400 on a fast break up going left, going right, jukes. Huh, 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.120 I'm just pulling up, just pulling up. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:55.199 You have trapped me. 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.560 I'm retired from basketball, but my move was always to 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.400 go and bury myself in the corner and try and 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.000 pop a three. As you know, I'm not, I'm not 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.600 exactly playing the post up game with my basketball skills. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.240 Are you a good shooter at least? Not really? 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.760 No? Okay, so you're just scared of contact. Is that's 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:11.720 your roundabout waist? 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.880 I think so? I think? So okay, moving one going, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.760 what do you have? No, it's your turn, Oh it's 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:17.480 my turn. Okay. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.000 I love a good failed trick play. Oh that's okay. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:25.080 That gets me sweaty tie. And this encompasses a lot. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:26.640 So this could be a statue of liberty. It could 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.680 be a double pass, it could be reverse, a flea flicker, 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.560 a fake field goal, a fake punt. And there's cousins 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:32.559 to these as well. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:33.520 Like the. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:37.960 A fake field goal that is executed perfectly and then 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.679 the kicker throws it six yards short of the intended target. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:45.280 There's so much good in a failed trick play. And 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:48.600 the cheese at Bowl, we had the double pass, double 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:49.920 pass forward pass. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:51.760 I still don't fully understand that. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.040 So they were throwing it to the sideline, I believe, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.760 and you have to throw it a little bit backwards, 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.480 so it's a lateral but he threw it a yard forward. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.320 Then they threw it forward again on the double pass. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.840 It's tough, but the you know, the the flea flicker fumble, 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:12.360 difficult to say, the double pass which ends up with 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:16.280 like a receiver throwing it, but it's slipping out of 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.480 the receiver's hands and they have to now go back 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.920 and say, like was his hand moving forward without anybody 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.959 defending him. All of these things and I am pro 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:29.240 trick play, I am pro fakes, I am pro punters 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.480 just getting creamed because they went the wrong way on 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.840 a fake fake punt. It's there's just something about it 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:38.160 where it's just like it's also one of those things 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.680 where the announcers will say, like got too cute, got 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.600 too cute. But if it works. It works, and it's 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:49.120 just for me to quote Jimmy World, it is heaven. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.080 I want to unpack this a little bit, Yeah, I 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:55.560 want to. I want to call attention to the fact 0:13:55.559 --> 0:14:01.480 that you specifically mentioned a failed trick play, a failed 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:06.360 trick play. Why does a failed trick play get the 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.560 specific call out here and not as successful? 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.600 So successful trick plays are great, They're irrefutably great, but 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.040 there is something about a failed trick play in in 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.400 practice You're like, Okay, we spent a little bit extra 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:24.600 time drawing something up, and this is we're going to 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.360 pull out it, pull it out in the exact right 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.560 situation that so many things have to go into it, 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:34.520 that there's just something chaotic that doesn't exist in it's 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.680 third and eight. We're going with like a pass up 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.600 the same Oh, it was a little bit too far 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.680 and it's a failed play. But with a failed trick play, 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:46.280 the chaos potential. Somebody who's not used to throwing it 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.440 has to throw it. Somebody who's not used to running 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.720 it has to run it. Somebody who has to generally 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:55.120 kneel and catch a snap for a hole is suddenly 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:59.680 rolling out. There's so many new mechanisms involved with a 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:03.640 trick play that when it goes wrong, you get somebody 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.440 running so fast and they've never run fast in a game. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.080 They just trip. They just trip. And I love the 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:10.840 novelty of that. 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.720 So we're talking, we're talking in Ocean's eleven caliber. Yes, 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.200 scheme that needs to be executed to perfection. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.920 It's a what's what is? It's the Rube Goldberg machine? Yeah, right, 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:24.200 that you know there are so many new parts that 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.479 need to align perfectly that when one thing goes wrong. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.680 It's a catastrophe. Okay, it is. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.640 I mean we see it with high stakes moments in 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.960 Georgia and the SEC championship game. Okay, we see it 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:39.040 with no stakes moments, and it's just all things are 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.800 equal to me. It could be an Naia fake punt 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:45.280 gone horribly awry. You remember the old The Colts had 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:47.440 the terrible fake punt. A couple of years ago in 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.920 the NFL, we had what was it a Miami Arkansas 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:55.240 State game where there was the punt coverage team faked 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.200 falling forward to his death. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.920 Yeah, there was that. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.800 There's just okay, you're opening up a realm to a 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:07.400 world that nobody's fully prepared to look at Okay, I 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.760 love it, so I love it. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:09.800 I'm going to call out. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.640 Two specific things here that I don't believe you mentioned. 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:14.280 Oh you danced around one. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:15.000 Yeah. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:19.880 The first is you talked about the wide receiver pass, 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.960 something that I always get a good chuckle out of, 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.800 and maybe someone's done the numbers on this. I would 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:29.760 love to know the percentage of wide receiver passes or 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:33.840 the wide receiver has the wherewithal to realize you probably 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:34.680 shouldn't throw. 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:35.440 It, tuk and run. 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.440 It's got to be like ten percent of the time 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.840 because those guys always want to throw it a lot 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:41.120 of times. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:42.680 Are high school quarterbacks. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.240 A lot of times it's their moment, right they feel 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:49.400 like they can genuinely make that throw and the wide 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:53.800 receiver forcing the ball into triple coverage. Again, if it's 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.840 my team, it's not something I'm into, but just as 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.680 a casual observer, it is something that gives a game 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:05.480 a little more flavor. Cousin of that is surprise left 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:12.959 handed receiver. Surprise left handed receiver where you just assume 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:17.080 everybody's right handed, or there's just an overwhelmingly good chance. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.560 That everybody right about that. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:24.000 Well, how many left handed quarterbacks are there in the NFL. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.520 I don't think there are any, right, not that I 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.359 think that Kellen Moore was the last one. Tua will 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.879 be next, not this year, but in the next draft, 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.240 so in two years, in twenty twenty. But there is 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.440 something disorienting and the two I remember, I remember Antonio 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:42.359 Brown and des Bryant. I remember Dez Bryant very well, 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:46.360 and it was like it was like hearing an actor 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:51.159 who does a very good American accent on a TV 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:53.400 show and then you see him on a red carpet 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:55.919 and they're just like it was fun season, wasn't it, 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:58.520 And You're like, what the hell was that? 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:00.159 Everybody on the wire. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:04.119 British, there's something wonderfully disorienting about it. 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:04.520 I love it. 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:08.120 The other that's so true, Oh my gosh. The other 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:10.399 thing that I would add, i'd bolt on top of this, 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.320 and maybe it's not so much a failed trick play, 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:18.080 though they often do fail. The class of trick play 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:19.679 that we also need to call out here. 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:21.680 You know, those. 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:27.760 Ones where it's extreme misdirection and we've got a guy 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:33.080 who is literally trying to hide in the painting of 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:37.320 the end zone. Yep or right along the sidelines, or 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:42.160 maybe even laying down on the numbers along the side 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:44.320 of the field to try and blend in so that 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:47.280 people don't see him. Or even if it's not that extreme, 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:49.720 where you've got two punt returners back and one is 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.040 waving his hand for a fair catcher, acting like it's 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.640 going to him when it's actually going to the other side. 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:55.320 It's wonderful. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.320 That's sort of that's a little bit different. That's a 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.960 little bit different. But it's a cousin, right, It's it's 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:05.639 the half cousin. And I would add the like a 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:08.359 field goal with a guy running off the field, but 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:10.399 he's the eleventh guy and he stops right before the 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.120 sideline and there's nobody out there. 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:15.720 Same same genus. Yes, do we. 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:17.639 Think and I would love to see the footage if 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:20.919 it exists. Do we think on the end zone the 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:23.960 camouflage end zone when you know a Boise State player 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:25.639 is in a blue end zone or that's a bad example. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.240 I think we had a TCU player in the Ohio 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:32.040 State game attempt it. Do we think pregame there is 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:35.919 like a secret run through where that player, whoever it was, 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:38.760 Jalen Rager, I forget who it was, goes with like 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:42.480 the special teams coordinator to that pylon area and they 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:46.600 just say, this is the zone lay down real quick, 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:49.879 let's run through it. Because if we're running through plays 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:52.440 and we're going through the first team offensive line, second 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:55.560 team offens line, whatever, during during the walk through before 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:57.679 the game, do you think there's that moment. 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:59.520 Like this is the corner, this is the move. 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:06.600