Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
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Speaker 1: start up. Episode two fifty one of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: we're bad. Everything everything seems to be working. We are
Speaker 1: now on our second quarter of a thousand run. We
Speaker 1: finished the first two hundred and fifty episodes, well technically
Speaker 1: with zero. We actually were two fifty ones. And this
Speaker 1: is the two hundred and fifty second episode. But then
Speaker 1: did we number the Jeremy Pivot interview. I can't remember. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we did a lot of episodes. Hi, everybody, Hey, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Yeah? No, this is great. We've made it
Speaker 1: this far. You know, it's crazy my other podcast share
Speaker 1: Share that you know, they do the podcast with her
Speaker 1: share Yeah, speaking volumes. She's like, wait a second, why
Speaker 1: are we only up to number eighty and the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys are at a quarter of a thousand. Hmm, we're
Speaker 1: up to two hundred and fifty one. And I didn't
Speaker 1: have an answer for her. Well, we do an episode
Speaker 1: every single week mostly, you know, as many as we
Speaker 1: can a year, and you guys don't yok. I stopped
Speaker 1: doing Walkers and Talkers. It's sled two hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: seven episodes. Well, plus it's hard to get together with her,
Speaker 1: and we do a video podcast. We don't do a
Speaker 1: video podcast for the Brooklyn Boys, but we don't. But
Speaker 1: we did put a clip up of the interview we
Speaker 1: did with Scott Atkins from john Wick four and I
Speaker 1: put it on our Brooklyn Boys TikTok. That's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys on TikTok. I couldn't put a video on our
Speaker 1: Twitch account because we don't have you need a certain
Speaker 1: number of subscribers. Yeah, so I think with a Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast on Twitch, I remember correctly, just google us,
Speaker 1: find us, and follow us, you know, so that we
Speaker 1: can eventually start doing stuff on Twitch. If we had
Speaker 1: a budget, we could hire a producer and they could
Speaker 1: take of all of this. Imagine we had a producer.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, we're not at that level yet, but I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. Shout out to my friend Eric Nagle
Speaker 1: from the It's Eric Nagle podcast and Opie and Anthony Fame.
Speaker 1: He edited the video and stacked us up. Yes, and
Speaker 1: so thank you Eric. If you if you really want
Speaker 1: a good I want to say it's um science fiction
Speaker 1: and signing reviews science and a little bit of pop culture.
Speaker 1: Really good podcast different than this, and don't listen to
Speaker 1: it instead of ours. We love Eric, but not that much.
Speaker 1: And I've mentioned Eric before. He filled in on the
Speaker 1: Walkers and Talkers podcast. He did a three hour interview
Speaker 1: with me that's on one of his episodes called the
Speaker 1: Radio Inquisition. In fact, he just posted an episode with
Speaker 1: Garrett from our morning show that he's worked on for
Speaker 1: a couple of years that just went live a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. So it's it's Eric with a K
Speaker 1: very important, it's Eric Nagle and Agel. Thanks for editing
Speaker 1: the video and check out his podcast once you're done
Speaker 1: with ours. We're very grateful Eric, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're awesome. We can't afford We can't afford Eric because
Speaker 1: I said, oh, maybe we should do this every week
Speaker 1: and He's like, oh, yeah, you want to pay any
Speaker 1: blank And I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: One of these days the The Brooklyn Boys producer job
Speaker 1: will will be a full time job. One of these days,
Speaker 1: not any not any one of these just becomes a
Speaker 1: full time job. Wait where we reach episode one thousand, right?
Speaker 1: It took us five, six years to get to this place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: studies summer will be six years. Damn damn Brody. This
Speaker 1: could be the summer that that I end up in
Speaker 1: your pool. This could be the summer I get that invite. No,
Speaker 1: for those who don't know David, we're going on year
Speaker 1: five now six of the podcast, and for six years
Speaker 1: I've been begging to go into David Brodie's pool actually dinner,
Speaker 1: so you know, things, you know go both ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of other podcasts, I want to just get these
Speaker 1: out of the way now before I forget. I've done
Speaker 1: a couple of other podcasts this week, one you've done
Speaker 1: before and one you have not. So right now live
Speaker 1: as we speak, and today is the March thirtieth, it's
Speaker 1: opening day for the Major League Baseball season. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: did my annual appearance on the Black Cast, which is
Speaker 1: b l a DT. That's right, b L a DT
Speaker 1: Black Cast CST. It's I think I tweeted it out.
Speaker 1: But the Four of Us is four comics or comedians
Speaker 1: or funny people on the show and we break down
Speaker 1: who we think is going to win each division in
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball. So if you're a baseball fan, check
Speaker 1: that out and it's video and audio, I believe, and
Speaker 1: most importantly see how wrong we are because we sound
Speaker 1: like we know what we're talking about, and we will
Speaker 1: be completely wrong like we were last year. And then
Speaker 1: I did a podcast that scary has been a part
Speaker 1: of our friends Nick and Joe from the You Know
Speaker 1: I'm Right podcast, So I also did a baseball preview
Speaker 1: podcast with them, but it turned into a David Brody interview.
Speaker 1: So it's a lot more about me than I thought
Speaker 1: it would be, right and a little bit of baseball.
Speaker 1: So it's the it's going live April fifth, the You
Speaker 1: Know I'm Right, which sounds like a great podcast for
Speaker 1: me to host, but I'm not on that. They Nick
Speaker 1: and Joe and we talk about I don't know, They
Speaker 1: about great moments of my career and different things that
Speaker 1: I like. It was interesting, and then we talked a
Speaker 1: little bit of sports. However, it was sponsored by a
Speaker 1: barbecue company, a barbecue restaurant in staaten Isla, New York
Speaker 1: called Juicy Lucy, which originally makes my mouth water just
Speaker 1: hearing the name of the place. Yes, Juicy Lucy, and
Speaker 1: it's got like the font they used for Juicy Lucy.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it's exact because that would be
Speaker 1: a copyright infringement, but it looks like the Metallica logo,
Speaker 1: so Juicy Lucy. Turns out it's owned now. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize this by one of my lifelong friends, Rob, and
Speaker 1: so in addition to going for the good food, one
Speaker 1: of my all time longest friends is now the owner.
Speaker 1: I'm not plugging it because he's the owner. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: the food's good and now he's the owner. While you're
Speaker 1: at it, and we're at it talking about podcasts, I
Speaker 1: have an upcoming appearance on I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about your stuff? Yeah, fuck it? Why bother? No? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, Buddy the Cake Boss, his wife Lisa has
Speaker 1: a podcast with her cousin who's also does stand up
Speaker 1: and it's the two women and it's basically Lisa and
Speaker 1: her and uh and it's called what Up Cause? And
Speaker 1: that's a video video podcast. So I went over their house.
Speaker 1: I went over Buddy the Cake Boss's house. Um, and
Speaker 1: it was East Hanover. It doesn't matter. It was not
Speaker 1: East Hanover, but it was a northern suburb of Okay.
Speaker 1: Then other it was. It was it was in Bergen County,
Speaker 1: but anyway, all the Bergen place very nice, but it
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: sat there for first of all, you walk in and
Speaker 1: it was Hollywood studio lighting everywhere, and they had they
Speaker 1: had a producer, so they had a budget. They've gotten
Speaker 1: to the place where we strive to be. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: and it was awesome. And we sat there and it
Speaker 1: was they miked me up and it was great and
Speaker 1: we had a great conversation. Did not use the bathroom
Speaker 1: where you know, I was kind of bashful because I
Speaker 1: tried so hard because I was in a foreign place.
Speaker 1: I tried so hard to hold it and I did.
Speaker 1: And we had dinner afterwards. So both Bergen, New Jersey's
Speaker 1: not a foreign place. It's not North Bergen, it's more
Speaker 1: Bergen County, Bergen County. Sorry, well, but it's like when
Speaker 1: you go into someone's house that you don't know, you
Speaker 1: try not to use the bathroom if you could prevent it.
Speaker 1: Don't you try to use the bathroom? No you don't.
Speaker 1: Then you get a little peek around the house. No
Speaker 1: I'm not I was not not that guy. I'm not
Speaker 1: the pride guy where hey, let me check out the
Speaker 1: alarm clock in your bedroom. Let me go see what's
Speaker 1: going on up there. Didn't didn't someone from the Elvestrand
Speaker 1: Morning Show go to a celebrity house and steal something?
Speaker 1: We talk about that years ago. Didn't someone take something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Greg t he took a salt chicker from Martha Stewart's
Speaker 1: house and got arrested for it. Yeah, but somebody else.
Speaker 1: I think someone took monogram toilet paper or something whatever.
Speaker 1: Somebody took something, so oh, no, I scary. Would you
Speaker 1: would you ever take it? If you went to somebody
Speaker 1: really BIG's house, really big? Yeah? Would you'd want to
Speaker 1: look around? No? No, I wouldn't take anything. But no,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll say this whenever I'm in somebody's house
Speaker 1: that I've never been before, whether it be a celebrity
Speaker 1: or not, I'm at my best behavior. I don't want
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom if I could help it, if
Speaker 1: I could help it, If I have to I have
Speaker 1: to pee, then I gotta pee. But it's just weird
Speaker 1: because then you're then after you wash your hands, you're
Speaker 1: using their hand towels, and it's like, do you think
Speaker 1: they want you using their hand towels? They invited Joel
Speaker 1: or you don't think they have like a hand towel
Speaker 1: assistant that comes in and changes the hand towels. Not
Speaker 1: just buddy, now we're talking anyone. I'm talking about if
Speaker 1: you and I are showing up to Uh, it could be.
Speaker 1: Let's say we got an invite from Sebastian Maniscalco only
Speaker 1: because he's done on this ball. Sebastian, do you think, hey,
Speaker 1: come by the house where you're You guys are out
Speaker 1: in La cool we show up there, do you think
Speaker 1: for a second he wants I'll grubby hands on his
Speaker 1: hand towels in his bathroom or god forbid, splattering you're
Speaker 1: in anywhere or everywhere. Forgot about the fact that they
Speaker 1: might have somebody. I feel like Sebastian is maybe a
Speaker 1: germ guy. Like I feel like, what are you guys
Speaker 1: doing punching my aunt towels? Like I can see him
Speaker 1: doing stick about that. Like, I just don't think anyone
Speaker 1: and doesn't has to have to be a celebrity. It's
Speaker 1: anyone in a foreign environment at a new house that
Speaker 1: depends on that they haven't been before. I mean, I
Speaker 1: go to my parents house, I'll blow up that bathroom
Speaker 1: in two seconds. I don't care like I feel like
Speaker 1: when I'm a guest somewhere, I try and curtail the
Speaker 1: trips to the bathroom, even my even my friends that
Speaker 1: I know all my entire life, my Brooklyn, my other
Speaker 1: my other other Brooklyn boys. Yeah, they don't want my
Speaker 1: you know, my funk all over their bathroom, using their
Speaker 1: and especially if they only have bar soap. Now you're
Speaker 1: using their soap. Oh no, I'm not using bar soap,
Speaker 1: so then you don't feel you don't wash your hands
Speaker 1: in if they only have bar soap, No, I'm not wanting.
Speaker 1: I'll I'll look under the sink for like the urgent
Speaker 1: or some kind I'll wash my hands with, you know,
Speaker 1: a tub cleaner before I use bar soap. Not doing it.
Speaker 1: So that's them now, I'm not skeeping them. I'm skeeping
Speaker 1: anyone that's been in that bathroom prior. I don't know
Speaker 1: who's been in the bathroom. And I know, don't tell
Speaker 1: me soap cleans itself because it's soap. When you don't know,
Speaker 1: when you have a when you have a party, you
Speaker 1: have guests over, I don't know, maybe like soap I
Speaker 1: got I got pumps in my guest batho room. I've
Speaker 1: got um antibacterial foam and soap. I get people an opportunity.
Speaker 1: So if I come to take a piss at your house,
Speaker 1: then I go into your bathroom. You don't care if
Speaker 1: you if you go to the guess bathroom, I don't
Speaker 1: care as long as you hit the water. But if
Speaker 1: I have to wipe you pe off the seat after
Speaker 1: you leave, I'm gonna I'm gonna pissed your seat was
Speaker 1: pissed off, and the seats and were off right. Remember
Speaker 1: the gas man came to my house, he went into
Speaker 1: my my bathroom. Yeah that's a problem for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's a problem. One time, really awkward moment. I
Speaker 1: was being driven by driven home in an uber and
Speaker 1: the guy had a McDonald's bag in the passenger seat
Speaker 1: and you can tell you just eating a McDonald's whatever.
Speaker 1: And as we're pulling up, he goes, hey, man, can
Speaker 1: I ask you a huge favor? Said what He goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you wonder if I use your bathroom? I gotta
Speaker 1: go really badly. And it was like one o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning, and he was driving me home from wherever
Speaker 1: and I'm like, um, I'm like, I said, you know something,
Speaker 1: there's a bathroom in the lobby of my building. There
Speaker 1: is next to the break room. Yeah, give him access
Speaker 1: to that. I gave him access to that. But imagine
Speaker 1: I didn't have that option, I thought quick. But imagine
Speaker 1: an uber driver says, and again, for no other reason
Speaker 1: other than I mean, I mean, yeah, people have issues
Speaker 1: with like, wait a second, that's so inappropriate because of
Speaker 1: safety reasons. But safety issues aside. Someone has a complete
Speaker 1: stranger that technically they drove you home, but yet you
Speaker 1: paid for the ride. But you've got to know each
Speaker 1: other a little bit on the ride. And now that
Speaker 1: now that, now this ride shared, guy is okay, Can
Speaker 1: I use your bathroom? No? No, Look, I live in
Speaker 1: a house and I have a rear entrance to the
Speaker 1: house right by a bathroom. Even that I wouldn't do.
Speaker 1: Like I know, I have your car and your license plate.
Speaker 1: It's all in my app I get it, this record
Speaker 1: of your your interact. Show me if he kills me.
Speaker 1: There's some you know, uh no, not doing it now
Speaker 1: with you. You live in an apartment building, Yeah, imagine
Speaker 1: like bringing him in. First of all, you can't park
Speaker 1: in your neighboroods. I'm not really sure where he'd park.
Speaker 1: Then he comes into the lobby, down the hall to
Speaker 1: the elevator bank and then up the elevator to your
Speaker 1: floor right, which is a medium height floor. It's pretty
Speaker 1: up there is you're right in the elevator. The guy
Speaker 1: you don't know him. They're like, hey, Dmitri, how's it
Speaker 1: going here. Then he comes into your house and he's
Speaker 1: like oh oh, and then he then he uses your
Speaker 1: hand so oat or whatever. And then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: hey man, you know what I've been on the road
Speaker 1: all Now, you got a drink? Can I get some
Speaker 1: water or something that he wants to drink out of
Speaker 1: your cups? You know it's no, you can't. You you
Speaker 1: personally cannot. Your situation the worst case scenario because you
Speaker 1: knew that the dude had to take a ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was like he was he was in
Speaker 1: a bad state. He was like it's oh, but you
Speaker 1: know you feel for people because you know you've been
Speaker 1: there too. We've all been this said it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know what this guy's going through. It's what o'clock
Speaker 1: in the boy where this guy go if he had
Speaker 1: a pee? He's a professional man, he's been a man
Speaker 1: all his life. Well, yeah, no, he didn't place, of course.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I knew right away this guy was no
Speaker 1: he was gonna take a crap. I knew it. But
Speaker 1: imagine I didn't have that option. I just again, I
Speaker 1: knew that in the lobby in the back right, and
Speaker 1: it wasn't too far off the lobby. It was like
Speaker 1: literally right behind the door. I knew there was a
Speaker 1: bathroom there. How long was he? I don't know. My
Speaker 1: ride ended and I went upstairs to my house. Oh
Speaker 1: you didn't wait around for him? Why to wipe his ass?
Speaker 1: Why would I wait? We're waiting around for him? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if you have to
Speaker 1: like rules you're building, No, I I the ride ended,
Speaker 1: I tipped him. He got out of the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: introduced him to my doorman. I said, hey, I said,
Speaker 1: can we can he use the bathroom? And of course
Speaker 1: my doorman was like, of course, right there, right through
Speaker 1: the back door. That was it. Oh, so to speak, Well,
Speaker 1: I have two I have two uber things to discuss
Speaker 1: with you. Do we have time? We'll do after the break.
Speaker 1: After the break, of course, come on now, right play
Speaker 1: the jingles Syrian Roadie. I fixed by the way. That
Speaker 1: was that? That was good. It was stereo stereo. No, no,
Speaker 1: it was it was motto now stereo. Oh very nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that, but I'll pay the listeners the
Speaker 1: slices did. It was a higher quality. Oh, I'll play
Speaker 1: it again. I feel like you played it twice because
Speaker 1: your name is first in that version. That's what I
Speaker 1: think you did. Well, you're just like he was just
Speaker 1: coming up next. Don't worry. All right, very good. So
Speaker 1: I don't normally I don't take Uber a lot. Once
Speaker 1: a year, maybe twice a year, not not often. Um
Speaker 1: So a couple of things about Uber. I had to
Speaker 1: pick my daughter up at Newark Airport UM a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. She was in Florida on business and
Speaker 1: she's she flew in through United So I was like, So,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, what terminal is that? I thought
Speaker 1: it was Terminal C, so I googled it. It's a
Speaker 1: terminal C. So I'm looping around, looping around the airport loop.
Speaker 1: You can't wait by the pickup, right, you can't stand
Speaker 1: by the passenger pickup area more than like two minutes
Speaker 1: and then they wave you out of there. So I
Speaker 1: kept looping around the airport. So there's a big circle
Speaker 1: Terminal ABC ABC. You go round and around and round
Speaker 1: round and a round and round round. Thank you. Run.
Speaker 1: So by the fifth time, she says, okay, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Where are you? I said, my passenger pick up five.
Speaker 1: Just no, you're not. I'm by passenger pickup five. I said, well,
Speaker 1: I'm right here. I don't see you. So I said, look,
Speaker 1: the sign says right there, Terminal C. Because I googled
Speaker 1: it and said United the Alliance Terminal C. It says
Speaker 1: Terminal C passenger pick up five. She was dummy, I'm
Speaker 1: at Terminal A. I said, what. So I then follow
Speaker 1: signs for Terminal A, and the Terminal A that we
Speaker 1: know and love is not open anymore. There's a brand
Speaker 1: new Terminal A. I don't know if you're aware of this, supermodern.
Speaker 1: So you have to like go on roads where your
Speaker 1: NAV system makes it look like you're driving through nothing
Speaker 1: because there's no roads there, new roads, new new new roads.
Speaker 1: Who's this? Who this? So I circle around and I
Speaker 1: go down and around, up and around, and I get
Speaker 1: to the new terminal and not only is there the
Speaker 1: passenger pickup area on the right, but the passenger pickup
Speaker 1: area on the left is only for lyft and Uber
Speaker 1: and professional pickups. Yeah, because for years they've they've been
Speaker 1: chasing those people out of the airport and now we
Speaker 1: have a modern one terminal is modern. So that being said,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to shout out Newark Airport. They got
Speaker 1: one cool terminal. Now. I had to take an uber
Speaker 1: last night, so I got in the car. Nice guy
Speaker 1: I think his name is I think I mentioned Dimitri
Speaker 1: as an example. I think his name Dmitri Demitria or
Speaker 1: something like that. Really nice guy, and he had the
Speaker 1: local sports radio station on, so I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you listen to in Sports and we start chatting sports,
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson and different things and Aaron Rodgers and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I hear, no, man, I have
Speaker 1: to disagree with you on that, And I what was that?
Speaker 1: So then the Dimitri goes, oh, that's my brother Craig.
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with him when you got in
Speaker 1: the car, so he's been I was still in the
Speaker 1: fall at him, so I said you could keep talking
Speaker 1: to him. I'm not offended, but it was weird because
Speaker 1: he had an open phone line when I got in
Speaker 1: the carr. Oh, that's happened a lot. Yeah, his brother's
Speaker 1: listening in, and then after like three minutes he chimes
Speaker 1: in once he disagrees with me. So I had a
Speaker 1: three way conversation with Dmitri and his brother Craig on
Speaker 1: Uber in my uber ride, and then I'm thinking, do
Speaker 1: I have to be nice to Craig to get a
Speaker 1: good Uber rating? Do I have to be nice to
Speaker 1: both of them? They're not supposed to be on the phone,
Speaker 1: by the way, while you're while they're driving the car,
Speaker 1: but a lot of them do it because they've got
Speaker 1: long hours. And I didn't have a problem with it
Speaker 1: because Craig actually turned out to be very friendly and
Speaker 1: we had a great conversation about sports. I said good night,
Speaker 1: good night, Craig, the whole thing. So I got out
Speaker 1: of the car. I give the guy five stars because
Speaker 1: he was he was good, and he drove a little extra.
Speaker 1: I needed a lift in my car. I had left
Speaker 1: it somewhere and he drove me to my car. Was great,
Speaker 1: and he drove off and I put in five stars,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what, now, I haven't been
Speaker 1: an uber in a while. Used to be you could
Speaker 1: say like what they were good at. They were friendly, talkative. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there was none of that. Did they get rid
Speaker 1: of that? Is that gone? I don't see it anymore.
Speaker 1: I just hit the five star button, give him a
Speaker 1: nice twenty percent tip, and I'm on my way, right,
Speaker 1: So I gave him. I gave shocks. It was like
Speaker 1: twelve bucks. I gave him six dollars on twelve again,
Speaker 1: like a fifty percent tip because he was nice and
Speaker 1: I want to make sure Craig got all the money.
Speaker 1: You know, I looked at my review, my rating. Now
Speaker 1: I can imagine what your rating is. I've worked my
Speaker 1: way back. But okay, go ahead, I have some I'll
Speaker 1: tell you the thing. I have a perfect rating on
Speaker 1: eBay right because I'm really good at it and I'm
Speaker 1: nice to people. This podcast aside, I'm nice to people,
Speaker 1: and so I always talked to the drivers, I have conversations.
Speaker 1: I talk about the neighborhoods. I'm I'm a really good passenger.
Speaker 1: I think, so I look scary. What do you think
Speaker 1: My uber rating is? Well, first of all, out of five,
Speaker 1: out of five, and they go they go, you know, point,
Speaker 1: then they go by point point, get to four. You
Speaker 1: get a couple of four five. I think you're I
Speaker 1: think you're uber rating is like a four point careful
Speaker 1: four point six based on what why would it be four?
Speaker 1: And that's that's bad, by the way, I know that
Speaker 1: that's awful. Well, my well, let me tell you what
Speaker 1: my ruber rating is first and then I'll get to
Speaker 1: on you go. Yeah, my Ruber rating at net at
Speaker 1: this point is four point nine three I think, or
Speaker 1: four point no none home on a second way, Um,
Speaker 1: it was it was at one point as low as
Speaker 1: four point seven eight. Oh, let me tip this back
Speaker 1: in the day when it first started, and it's four
Speaker 1: point nine six. That's immaculate. That's close to that, because
Speaker 1: I mean some asshole gave me four stars or one
Speaker 1: star somewhere along the way, but they drop off over time. No,
Speaker 1: so anyway, so four point nine how long does it
Speaker 1: take the drop off? I need to I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I could say this. Um. I
Speaker 1: had some bad experiences in the beginning, especially where friends
Speaker 1: of mine acted up in the uber and I'm like,
Speaker 1: your mother, you fuckers, this is my car my rating.
Speaker 1: The guy's going to take it out on me, even
Speaker 1: though you're the one acted like an asshole. So with that, um,
Speaker 1: I had to work my way up from a four
Speaker 1: point seven eight and I was just nothing but five stars.
Speaker 1: There's like a whole thing on how to get five
Speaker 1: stars off. These people always have a nice day. Drive
Speaker 1: safely when you leave the car. Do that. Yeah, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. You have a nice car, all beautiful. Yes,
Speaker 1: small talk of it right. Uh, what's your rating? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so my rating. My rating is after I saw my
Speaker 1: rating because I want I thought I thought I was
Speaker 1: a five. I give everybody five. I'm very nice, I'm friendly.
Speaker 1: I went back and looked at all my previous rides.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've given every driver a five except one
Speaker 1: guy gave a four and a half or four four
Speaker 1: like okay, So it only has my history since twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: I think, and of that, maybe I've taken the oldest
Speaker 1: ones fall off over time, so you maybe I've taken
Speaker 1: twelve rides since twenty nineteen, and in twenty nineteen, excuse me,
Speaker 1: bless you, sorry, thank you, sneeze, I closed the mike.
Speaker 1: In twenty nineteen, I took three or four rides where
Speaker 1: you and I split the fair. You and I were
Speaker 1: in la on business jobs and all right, okay, so
Speaker 1: I don't see the rating that I gave because I
Speaker 1: split the fair and doesn't matter. Well, it does matter
Speaker 1: because I think they reviewed me poorly because you stayed
Speaker 1: in the car. I think I got your bad reviews
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm awesome, So I don't know where I
Speaker 1: would have gotten a low rating. Well, what's what's your
Speaker 1: what's your rating? Then two of the rides, hold on
Speaker 1: two of them, trying to justify his low rating. Folks, No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not that long. Two of the rides. For some reason,
Speaker 1: it looks like I didn't give the driver a rating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that me. Either I forgot or I waited too long.
Speaker 1: So I feel like they punished me by giving me
Speaker 1: less than a five because I didn't give them a rating.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like that's accurate? I don't know, because
Speaker 1: they can't tell if you've rated them or not. It's
Speaker 1: a double blind situation. Oh, they can't tell, and they
Speaker 1: can't they can't rate you after you tip them or
Speaker 1: blow it. Whatever. Don't work that way. It's either you
Speaker 1: rate them you don't. Okay, So I okay, so I
Speaker 1: have a four point eight six. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of ratings, which means one guy fucked me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one guy gave you a one star. No it maybe
Speaker 1: give me a three. But I don't know what I
Speaker 1: did to deserve that. Now, I was like, you're David Brody.
Speaker 1: You have complaint about everything. You must think back till
Speaker 1: your entire ride history. There had to be a time
Speaker 1: where you just like went off on someone. You complain.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I would never ask them. Maybe ask them
Speaker 1: to turn off the radio. You're fucked with their air
Speaker 1: conditioning or something. I've gotten into cars where the music
Speaker 1: is horrifically bad. It's from other places in the world
Speaker 1: that I don't appreciate the music from. They don't like
Speaker 1: the way, like the way you looked. That's possible. I
Speaker 1: can't help that. That's the face man. But okay, you know,
Speaker 1: I will say this um to talk about quickly about
Speaker 1: people on the phone when they're in the uber. This
Speaker 1: one dude had the phone open and it was on
Speaker 1: the phone with his wife the whole time. And then
Speaker 1: he finally hangs up with her and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I said, what was that all about? And he said,
Speaker 1: my wife, she she doesn't believe that this is what
Speaker 1: I do in my spare time. So she's trying to
Speaker 1: randomly call me and stay on the phone with me,
Speaker 1: oh while I'm doing my job. I said that should
Speaker 1: be illegal. I mean, you're it's pretty much taking your
Speaker 1: wife to work. I mean, and forget about the fact
Speaker 1: that she has trust issues and she's insecure and she
Speaker 1: has a low self esteem. But like you guys can't
Speaker 1: trust each other. Like he's like, oh, no, I because
Speaker 1: I'm this is my second job. And I guess, I
Speaker 1: guess when women get in the car, she wants to
Speaker 1: be on the phone to hear what's going on the
Speaker 1: whole exchange. Could you imagine that someone there, It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like your wife is just sitting in the front
Speaker 1: seat just observing everything. Don't mind me, that's messed up.
Speaker 1: But like she said, she would like pop in on him.
Speaker 1: But he said she would pop in on him like
Speaker 1: just gradually. Well, wait a minute, what if every twee
Speaker 1: goes I deal with this all day hours, every ride,
Speaker 1: Like every couple of every twenty minutes forty minutes, she's calling.
Speaker 1: She's calling me NonStop. I have a question, and he
Speaker 1: answers the phone while he's driving I said, that can't
Speaker 1: be good for your rating over tips. He goes, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, so yeah, so he can you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the job for you. Then I
Speaker 1: think you need to find another line of work, or
Speaker 1: I think that's the woman for you. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's the way. I think. Well, yeah, moreover, you don't
Speaker 1: quit your job. But let me ask this scary talk
Speaker 1: about red flags? Yes, because you know there's all types
Speaker 1: of relationships in the world. Yeah, what if Craig wasn't
Speaker 1: my driver's brother. What if he was my driver's lover,
Speaker 1: could have been and he was spying on my driver
Speaker 1: been No, you know he's into men, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you got a guy in the car. I'm staying on
Speaker 1: the phone. You know. We had this speaking of bringing
Speaker 1: your spouse or significant other to the workplace, We had
Speaker 1: this issue a while back. I can't we can't really
Speaker 1: go further than this other than say that this person
Speaker 1: would be at work and their spouse was so jealous
Speaker 1: that that that spouse would show up while they're trying
Speaker 1: to do their job at the radio station. We know
Speaker 1: who're talking about, right, I mean, well, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if it doesn't matter. It's it's also the point is
Speaker 1: oh oh oh, oh yeah, well I know one of
Speaker 1: them because one of the spouses. Are we talking about
Speaker 1: the one who would yell at people on the show? No,
Speaker 1: there was, I mean there was a second person, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that. I'm like, how is this person
Speaker 1: concentrating doing their job at the radio station and their
Speaker 1: spouse is there too. This isn't a country club. You
Speaker 1: don't get to do. There's an a regular nine to
Speaker 1: five job with with when you're at work. But it
Speaker 1: is this the equivalent of like if if if you're
Speaker 1: a bartender and your boyfriend or girlfriend shows up at
Speaker 1: the bar the your tire shift, that's weird. Look I've dated.
Speaker 1: That's weird too, right. But then you can say, well, wait,
Speaker 1: a radio station is more of a recreational social thing,
Speaker 1: so I could show up and get away with it.
Speaker 1: A bar, same thing. People are going out, you're dealing
Speaker 1: with the public. I can just walk in like any
Speaker 1: other patron. But still I say leave them alone. When
Speaker 1: they're at work. They're doing there, they're doing their job, right,
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. I don't know if you I think
Speaker 1: you have as well. I know you have. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, I dated people I worked with and it
Speaker 1: was weird having them at work, But they worked there,
Speaker 1: so they sort of belong there. But if if they
Speaker 1: don't work with you, like I had, I had. Ah.
Speaker 1: There was a guy who worked at the bar at
Speaker 1: the restaurant I managed, Yeah, and his wife would sit
Speaker 1: at the bar. I'm sorry his girlfriend. His girlfriend would
Speaker 1: sit at the bar and keep an eye on him. Well,
Speaker 1: part of a bartender's job is, you know, it would
Speaker 1: be a little flirty. You get bigger tips your flirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, friend, that's part of It's part of the
Speaker 1: what what you do to get the tips? Some people
Speaker 1: you can't. Some people want to hustle and friends sitting there.
Speaker 1: I think I told this story my friends. My friend's
Speaker 1: wife was a bartender. He was um, he was assistant
Speaker 1: manager or something I think at the time, and his
Speaker 1: wife was one of the bartenders. Yeah, she would take
Speaker 1: her wedding ring off when she waited when she was
Speaker 1: a bartender because she got more tips if the guys
Speaker 1: thought they had a shot once they see the wedding ring.
Speaker 1: I mean, some guys don't get stopped by the wedding ring.
Speaker 1: But she took a wedding ring off because she said
Speaker 1: it deterred her getting big tips. So can you imagine, though,
Speaker 1: you're behind the bar and your boyfriend is just sitting
Speaker 1: there for your eight hour shift, drinking and staring, and
Speaker 1: imagine having a boyfriend. But I understand that you have
Speaker 1: to worry about your every move. Yeah, I couldn't do it. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna say who because they don't work
Speaker 1: there anymore. But there was someone on a morning show
Speaker 1: and then I know of you know ye whose spouse
Speaker 1: used to come to the radio station yep and yell
Speaker 1: at the producer of the morning show, yep, my spouse
Speaker 1: needs this. You need to do that. You need to
Speaker 1: be better at doing this for it's fucking bullshit that
Speaker 1: you can't yell at your spouse is coworker, You can't
Speaker 1: do that. You you don't work for the company, and
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be there to begin with. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: this person was unemployed by the company, right, and so,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing. The producer didn't have the clout,
Speaker 1: so they were like, I guess I'd better listen to
Speaker 1: the spouse. I don't want to lose the spouse who
Speaker 1: doesn't work here, right, They were so terrified because the
Speaker 1: on air spouse wasn't like telling their spouse not to
Speaker 1: do that. They were like, yeah, that's the way they are.
Speaker 1: So if you're the producer and you've only been there,
Speaker 1: you know, a year or two whatever, you're newbie, you can't.
Speaker 1: What do you can do? You can't because you're you're
Speaker 1: you're you're superior. It's not saying no to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your hands are tied. Yeah, imagine that. That's some bullshit.
Speaker 1: That's some bullr. Yep, go ahead. No, I was gonna
Speaker 1: play your version of the jingle down. Oh all right, Well,
Speaker 1: before you play my version of jingles, I do want
Speaker 1: to give you a couple more cruise stories. Um, I
Speaker 1: broke a cardinal male rule. Uh, and then some other
Speaker 1: some other crazy shit happened on the cruise. I do
Speaker 1: want to continue my cruise um recap and I and
Speaker 1: I looked like a buffoon shopping for Danielle's present. Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I have a bone to pick with you
Speaker 1: on the let's talk about that first. Well, so, okay, slices,
Speaker 1: you guys remember the Brooklyn Industrial conversation. Just to recap
Speaker 1: in case you're new to the podcast, you don't remember.
Speaker 1: It was early episode. I occasionally will call Scary and
Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, man, what are you wearing? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know, we will come compare notes and he'll say,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm wearing. And we went to a corporate
Speaker 1: event where he fucked me because I wore a sweater
Speaker 1: I think, and he wore a smoking jacket and a
Speaker 1: designer shirt and he was like, oh, it's Brooklyn. That's
Speaker 1: where the term Brooklyn Industrial came into right. And so
Speaker 1: we were going to Daniel's fiftieth birthday point which, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, hello reveal if you listen to the
Speaker 1: last episode, that's what we were talking. That was the
Speaker 1: event we couldn't talk about because it was a surprise
Speaker 1: party for Danielle Danielle, which she was surprised. She was
Speaker 1: extremely surprised, so we didn't want to give it away.
Speaker 1: We found out that her son, Spencer was listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast after we issued it and was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. On the way to the venue, he's hearing
Speaker 1: the podcast and us talk about the event. But we
Speaker 1: did it in code. We never gave it away, but yes,
Speaker 1: we were talking about Sheldon throwing the party for Danielle
Speaker 1: and we were all invited, and that's what we were
Speaker 1: trying to dress for. In last episode number two fifty
Speaker 1: and when we called Webb girl Ali from the Morning
Speaker 1: show Yes, to ask her what she was wearing, yes,
Speaker 1: and to talk about Saddell's dill in the soup, she
Speaker 1: was at lunch with Danielle. So when she was like,
Speaker 1: I really can't answer that question right, No, wonder why
Speaker 1: she was vague because she wasn't being herself right. She
Speaker 1: was at lunch with daniel So we had to keep
Speaker 1: everything top secrets, as we do. Scary was like, hey, Brodie,
Speaker 1: what are you wearing too this thing? Right? He asked me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're asking me, like, I'm not the fashion guy,
Speaker 1: You're the guy who comes up with the outfits. So
Speaker 1: I said, well, I may wear a jacket and a
Speaker 1: dress shirt and some pants whatever. I'm not wearing a suit,
Speaker 1: so Scarce like, yeah, I probably wear a jacket too.
Speaker 1: So first of all, Scary did not wear a jacket, okay,
Speaker 1: which was odd for him. I did so I felt
Speaker 1: confident in my shirt that I didn't have to wear
Speaker 1: a jacket. It was shiny though, I called it shiny shirt.
Speaker 1: Scary dude, you know me, I know my style. You're
Speaker 1: down with shiny sh shirt. Yeah, okay, so that's fine.
Speaker 1: I give him that because I dressed a little more
Speaker 1: upscale than scary in terms of the jacket. But what
Speaker 1: I who looked better is irrelevant. We both look good.
Speaker 1: But I also did the hey, scary, what are you getting?
Speaker 1: What are we what should we do for Danielle? What
Speaker 1: kind of you know? We know Danielle forever? What are
Speaker 1: we doing for a present? So the first thing, we're like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe gift cards for something, and scary it's like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll get a gift card for shoes. So we
Speaker 1: we we bandied about what we're gonna get. We kind
Speaker 1: of agreed will be gift cards, and then we kind
Speaker 1: of agreed on a price range. So how did I
Speaker 1: get I'm gonna say we were banding about between X
Speaker 1: and a little more than X. Right, We're somewhere in there. Well,
Speaker 1: like that seems fair. I'm going bringing my wife, you're
Speaker 1: bringing your girlfriend. We're going as a couple, right, so
Speaker 1: X a little more than X depending. I was like,
Speaker 1: I made it. I made a joke. I said I'll
Speaker 1: probably do X because I don't have a job. And
Speaker 1: her actual birthday was yesterday and the party was last week,
Speaker 1: so I had time over this past weekend to go shopping.
Speaker 1: So it was after the party, after the fact, so
Speaker 1: I had a chance to assess the situation. And I
Speaker 1: gotta say, whoa wait, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? You based
Speaker 1: your gift on the on the event? No, well you
Speaker 1: know I didn't. They split. I gotta say this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, her, her kids, her husband, the
Speaker 1: assault of the Earth. Sheldon amazing party. He but they
Speaker 1: that was talk about high class. It was at this
Speaker 1: place in the Venetian where they got married. And that's
Speaker 1: a that's a test. The catering hall full on, like
Speaker 1: that's a full service catering hall, like where you have
Speaker 1: fancy weddings there and when you walk in you're just
Speaker 1: blown away by the room. The food was on point.
Speaker 1: They had all they had every food under the sun.
Speaker 1: Like Sheldon spared no expense that he had comedy acts.
Speaker 1: Our friend Guban Johnny came out and did some stand
Speaker 1: had a mariachi band for her. I mean, we talked
Speaker 1: about this on the Big Show Okay, it was. The
Speaker 1: point is it was an affair for for the ages.
Speaker 1: So I based on that knowledge and having the chance
Speaker 1: to go into game go into the weekend. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's me, it's my girlfriend that both
Speaker 1: of us. It's a fiftieth birthday. I know Danielle thirty
Speaker 1: of those fifty years, close to thirty years. I'm fucking
Speaker 1: going all out on this gift. Yeah, why how is
Speaker 1: that a problem for you? Okay, so you may be thinking, okay,
Speaker 1: did Scary do X plus? No? Scary confided to me
Speaker 1: what he did, and if I'm again no numbers, but
Speaker 1: I got Danielle a gift card for X because that's
Speaker 1: what we discussed. I just found out Scary may have
Speaker 1: given three X plus and I'm like, well, now look,
Speaker 1: we are not equals anymore. We don't both executive produce
Speaker 1: the morning show. We do this podcast where equals. But
Speaker 1: as far as like when we write made roughly the
Speaker 1: same money I was, I would feel even worse. But
Speaker 1: that being said, now that I'm between gigs three X
Speaker 1: what the fuck you? You basically smoking jacketed me and
Speaker 1: me I showed up in a T shirt. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: let let me just say this, No, no, you you
Speaker 1: I what did you end up giving Danielle He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was at the mall, I got her, I got
Speaker 1: her off the second I was gonna say, I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say, a cross body handbag. That's what I got. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: a cross body handbag. A cross body bag. You know.
Speaker 1: That's like if I asked you what kind of call
Speaker 1: you driving, You're like, you know, a four wheel car,
Speaker 1: You're not. It was it was? Okay was that? But
Speaker 1: you don't have to say it. No, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it was. I'm not gonna say the brand. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say, no, it was hot, but now it's
Speaker 1: h a u t e. It was. It was something,
Speaker 1: it was something more than But the thing is, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, we are we are our own.
Speaker 1: It's not a hot horty culture. No hot horticulture is
Speaker 1: is is uh plants? That's botany. No, no hort culture
Speaker 1: is So the word that spelled h a u t
Speaker 1: E and c O U t u r e. What
Speaker 1: is that? I believe Hope Katur? Yeah, she who didn't
Speaker 1: she host a Today's Show tour? Wasn't she on the
Speaker 1: Today's Show. That was Katie Courict Thoms. No, that's holde
Speaker 1: a Cobby. Oh, holde a Cob. I didn't know wh
Speaker 1: which one you meant hot Cob. Well, anyway, whatever point is,
Speaker 1: it's now the weekend, and I got time to think
Speaker 1: about this, and I got some time to shop, so
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna go fucking shopping. Now. We are
Speaker 1: our own individuals, We do our own thing. So so
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, does not matter what
Speaker 1: you give versus me. Hope, whatever it is, Hope, I
Speaker 1: know shit about everything. When you have no siblings in life,
Speaker 1: you learn sht. Well, you didn't get her at you
Speaker 1: should have gotten that too. So I I basically, well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. All I saw he's getting, he's
Speaker 1: given her. Here's why I watch what I do. I
Speaker 1: didn't do that on purpose. I did not do that
Speaker 1: on purpose. It's just happy he gave us X. What
Speaker 1: a nice guy, A cross body and bad. The original
Speaker 1: plan for some of us was, hey, let's all chip
Speaker 1: in on a big gift. We all mede even like
Speaker 1: exit stage left. No, you don't do that. You don't
Speaker 1: do that for a monumental landmark, right, you do that
Speaker 1: for like Likeell's birthday, We're all chipping in twenty five
Speaker 1: bucks whatever. Yeah, no, this is a this is a
Speaker 1: big deal. So I went against that. I got out
Speaker 1: of that real quick. But I was at the store
Speaker 1: and I facetimed Danielle's best friend Froggy's wife Lisa, and
Speaker 1: I said, and I was with my girlfriend Robin, and
Speaker 1: we're like, I'm like, all right, Lisa's got the answers.
Speaker 1: So Lisa, I have Lisa on FaceTime and I'm walking
Speaker 1: around the store filming everything, and I have my girlfriend
Speaker 1: with me and and I'm like, Lisa, what about this one.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about this one versus this one versus that one.
Speaker 1: And She's like sitting there on FaceTime and be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she loved that's her favorite color. How
Speaker 1: about that? Oh good, Oh that's strap. She's into that.
Speaker 1: That's actually really that's like a new thing. So Lisa
Speaker 1: helped me shop and then she had we had ray
Speaker 1: I said this on the Big Show today. She had
Speaker 1: Robin modeling these purses. So she goes, let me see
Speaker 1: how that looks on Robin. So Robin was like, you know,
Speaker 1: then I would like put the camera on Robin, and
Speaker 1: she was, Oh, yeah, I like the way that hangs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look, yeah, you know, I love the way
Speaker 1: that color pops anyway. I love the way she's not
Speaker 1: paying for it. That that's what Lisa should have said,
Speaker 1: Oh scary. I love the way I don't have to
Speaker 1: pay for it, but I get to pick it out.
Speaker 1: I mean, Lisa, Lisa knows Danielle's taste. My point is
Speaker 1: I needed someone like that. I needed someone in that spot.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm got it and asked Lisa what I what
Speaker 1: kind of gift caught I should give Danielle. I'd be broke. Oh, Brodie,
Speaker 1: she loves when you give her five hundred dollars to uh,
Speaker 1: this fancy restaurant in her area. Oh she does love that,
Speaker 1: does she? That's nice? She's getting X so you know
Speaker 1: something I was, But I was generous. I gave her
Speaker 1: a nice gift. I'm sure you were generous. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you were, but you know I was getting four point
Speaker 1: eight six rating on birthday gifts from Danny. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: way I see it, you wanted a five star review
Speaker 1: from daniellefia a gift giving Oh well, I see her
Speaker 1: every day right, So of course, but but I love it.
Speaker 1: She's like a sister to me. She's like, we don't
Speaker 1: even know each other all these years. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's an individual thing. You know. There was a moment
Speaker 1: because there was a point where I was just gonna
Speaker 1: go and got half credit. Of course, there was a
Speaker 1: there was. I got a half credit, but there was
Speaker 1: a there was. I put a modeled in. There was
Speaker 1: a point where I was about to just go into
Speaker 1: like William Sanoma get a gift card, and then I said,
Speaker 1: you know, what's what you normally do. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's so impersonal and I should have
Speaker 1: gone half on like X Plus, it's it's her fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get her a kitchen aid blender. That's
Speaker 1: not something to remember by. So guess what she opened
Speaker 1: the gift. She fell in love with it. It was
Speaker 1: her favorite color. She was, how did you know? I
Speaker 1: told her it was Lisa. I said, Lisa, how help me?
Speaker 1: Robin helped me. I'm like, this was great and I
Speaker 1: love it. I said I have a gift re seat
Speaker 1: just in case, and she said no, in fact, I'm
Speaker 1: bringing it on my cruise with me next week. Great,
Speaker 1: so I said, Danielle, I'm having it. I'm happy you
Speaker 1: love it, and uh so that's it. So I got her.
Speaker 1: I did a thing. I did a thing. But that's
Speaker 1: not a negative reflection on you. Oh yeah, well it's
Speaker 1: a negative reflection everyone else who came to the party
Speaker 1: that knows her a long time. You fucked everybody? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh you fucked everybody. No, I did not.
Speaker 1: I don't even think Elvis got her. A gift is
Speaker 1: exper extravagant, is what you get? It wasn't that extravagant.
Speaker 1: I mean it was, but it's a fiftieth birthday gift,
Speaker 1: a right, not just a co worker, but somebody that
Speaker 1: you spend six seven hours a day with every day
Speaker 1: for the last twenty eight years. Well, then I have
Speaker 1: follow up questions. Oh boy, um, you you discussed your
Speaker 1: age on social media? Were allowed to discuss it here?
Speaker 1: Forty nine years old? Forty nine years old? Why would
Speaker 1: I not? Well, because while your Brooklyn Boys podcast before
Speaker 1: your birthday, you did not want to mention your age
Speaker 1: and Instagram No, you were like, yeah, we don't need
Speaker 1: to bring it up because I said, well, right, anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter, It's fine, that's not the point. The
Speaker 1: point is Danielle embraced her fiftieth birthday. Daniel looks fabulous.
Speaker 1: Daniel's not look fifty. God, what are the fifty looks like?
Speaker 1: She looks like a lot young, like late thirties. That
Speaker 1: looks fantastic in my mind, I know Daniel twenty five years.
Speaker 1: She hasn't changed very much at all, at all, at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sheldon looks great. He's got a six skin between between us.
Speaker 1: Half the guns with you. Over the past ten years,
Speaker 1: her kids have aged. I don't know if you've known.
Speaker 1: You hear that Spencer Dave aged. Spencer's listening to this
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, well, Spencer's eighteen now. He doesn't look
Speaker 1: the same as it is. Spenci looks great. Spencer's going
Speaker 1: off to that dude's going off to college. You wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: next year he's gonna be wild. He's gonna be jacked. Dude,
Speaker 1: Spencer's got muscles, Like, what the fuck? I wish I
Speaker 1: was half the man he is going to college. You
Speaker 1: pretty much are, okay. My point is the kids of age.
Speaker 1: Preston does not look like he's fourteen, it was fifty.
Speaker 1: They're young men now saying, but they were little kids.
Speaker 1: They've aged. There was a joke. Move on. My question is.
Speaker 1: My question is last night Melissa and I, my wife
Speaker 1: and I were out for dinner and we were talking
Speaker 1: about Daniel's fiftieth party, and you know that you came
Speaker 1: up in conversation and I said, you know, Scary is
Speaker 1: forty nine. So she says to me, do you think
Speaker 1: Rama's gonna throw him a fiftieth birthday embrace it and
Speaker 1: have a great time. No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. No.
Speaker 1: Don't want say we'll have a fortieth birthday party when
Speaker 1: he turns fifty. But he will not have signs up
Speaker 1: that say fifty. He will not have Instagram pictures with
Speaker 1: a fifty behind his head. You are not going to
Speaker 1: have a fiftieth birthday party? Is that correct? Take me
Speaker 1: away because to giving you half of x IF if
Speaker 1: you are, take me away to a special place on earth.
Speaker 1: Give me some some crazy ass party somewhere. Let's go
Speaker 1: to a beatha, Let's go let's go to like beach beach.
Speaker 1: Let's go to a beach. Yeah, you know, I want
Speaker 1: to go someplace like next level and that'll be It'll
Speaker 1: throw a party there for whoever, what's to come, or
Speaker 1: whoever or just the Brooklyn boys, your boys from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I should whoever wants to show up. I don't want
Speaker 1: to part. I don't want to be celebrated that way.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't need it. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew I called it. I was like, there's not
Speaker 1: going to be a fiftieth party for do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know me? Or do you know me? Oh?
Speaker 1: I know you, all right, I know you. I didn't
Speaker 1: I listen when I listened. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: don't know if the slices know this. I turned fifty already.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. I mean I
Speaker 1: have I have childlike youthful skin at all. But I
Speaker 1: didn't have a problem with it. And I you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't have a fiftieth birthday party and like a
Speaker 1: big deal out of it. But my wife threw me
Speaker 1: a surprise fortieth and I was tremendous. I didn't need
Speaker 1: a big fiftieth for my fiftieth. My wife says to me,
Speaker 1: do you want a party? You want to go out?
Speaker 1: It's like, I want to go to pe of Changs
Speaker 1: with the kids. I just wanted to, like to pick
Speaker 1: the place my fortieth birthday, you want to do an
Speaker 1: island beach day. Yeah, we did the forty and we
Speaker 1: did a surprise party for me at forty and then
Speaker 1: it was awesome and I love my girlfriend for doing that.
Speaker 1: The hula dancers. That's that's the part that ruined it
Speaker 1: is is my friend Dave. It sex on the way
Speaker 1: day on the way Dave. Yeah, he insisted on getting
Speaker 1: me a belly dancer and embarrassing me and putting me
Speaker 1: in the middle of the room with a spotlight on
Speaker 1: me as as a belly dancer. I've never stolen that
Speaker 1: awkward and embarrassed and weird because I was. I was
Speaker 1: awkward for you. I was embarrassed for you guys watching this.
Speaker 1: I was sitting there thinking like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is embarrassing for them. It was. It was an awkward
Speaker 1: It was weird. Anyway, that's boast. I don't care. It's
Speaker 1: allergy season, by the way, that's why you hear me. Yeah, allergy.
Speaker 1: You're a little sniffy, a little allergies just a little bit. Hey,
Speaker 1: have you ever had like a really running nose where
Speaker 1: it's ready to drip out? And then your significant other
Speaker 1: goes in for the kiss at the same moment. No,
Speaker 1: that happened last night. Oh that was happened last night.
Speaker 1: So you were getting a little sub sub I didn't
Speaker 1: say that. We were in a situation where we were
Speaker 1: we were kissing, and just as we were the kissing started.
Speaker 1: We went out to dinner. So you know, she looked good.
Speaker 1: I look good. There was a kiss involved, and I
Speaker 1: was I was. I was ready to bubble, like I
Speaker 1: was like, and I was like, I can't. I can't, like,
Speaker 1: I can't do that because it's like if you know,
Speaker 1: it's a moment with your with your other, and I say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if this drips, like what do you
Speaker 1: what do you do? Like you know, it's not a stranger,
Speaker 1: but you can't be like, I can't kiss you now,
Speaker 1: I gotta blow my nose. What do you do? What
Speaker 1: would you do? I went for it and prayed I
Speaker 1: would back out of it and I would just own
Speaker 1: the moment. I'm back, Look, my nose is stuffed. Let's
Speaker 1: really yeah, let's regroup and uh, we'll come back to
Speaker 1: this in just a couple of minutes. It made we
Speaker 1: win the moment, but whatever, all right, but you guys
Speaker 1: have been married for years. You could do that saying
Speaker 1: I know you could be like you could actually like
Speaker 1: lead into it and be like, lick my snot. Oh yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: lick it. Dude, what we are not at that point
Speaker 1: you're with Robin ten eleven, twelve years whatever it is.
Speaker 1: My nose is running, Oh, my nose is running. Sucked, ut, sucked,
Speaker 1: The Ludi's out of my nose. Oh my nostrop? Okay,
Speaker 1: okay with hot girl? P Are you okay with hot girl? Snot?
Speaker 1: It's a bodily function at this stage of the game.
Speaker 1: It's a fluid. Yeah, it's okay. Shit happens. Conversation, conversation. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I got away with I got away with the kiss.
Speaker 1: But then I got out of it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: look a blue car and they were like, you know
Speaker 1: who cares close? It was close. Um, So we went
Speaker 1: to uh we went to a concert on Friday night
Speaker 1: in Fairfield, Connecticut. I went to see a band called
Speaker 1: Acoustic Alchemy. They're jazz fusion rock band. They're tremendous, tremendous concert.
Speaker 1: But before we went, we stopped at a place we
Speaker 1: looked online for a good place to eat, and we
Speaker 1: found a place called Colony Grill. Now, if you're in
Speaker 1: the Connecticut area, there's locations at Stamford and all over Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Really good thin crust pizza. So I don't know why
Speaker 1: they call it Colony Grill. Ninety nine percent of the
Speaker 1: things they sell on the menu our pizza pizza. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm gonna get to the crew stuff,
Speaker 1: I promise. But we went to dinner and at the
Speaker 1: table next to us was a long table of college kids,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like twelve college kids, and we had
Speaker 1: the same waitress. Waitress was fantastic, by the way, fantastic,
Speaker 1: and the kids had that Connecticut look like that. I
Speaker 1: have a yacht, my dad, my parents are rich. They
Speaker 1: all had that baseball cap frat boy rich look. Well,
Speaker 1: they asked for twelve separate checks, and then they all
Speaker 1: tried to pay with their parents credit card, and the
Speaker 1: waitress was, by the way, those bougie rich people don't
Speaker 1: don't do that. That's not a bougie rich person moves.
Speaker 1: Hold on. It is when you're using your parents credit
Speaker 1: card and they monitor how much you spend whatever. Whatever
Speaker 1: the case. These kids had money and they had their
Speaker 1: parents credit cards, so they were driving the waitress crazy.
Speaker 1: And then a couple of them got the wrong check
Speaker 1: by like a dollar, and like they were like, well,
Speaker 1: oh you got the wrong check and this isn't what
Speaker 1: I paid. They were driving her crazy. At some point
Speaker 1: two of the kids had their cards declined. Oh, and
Speaker 1: so the waitress was like, you guys can't leave because
Speaker 1: I have to wait now to figure out how you're
Speaker 1: gonna pay, gotta have your your parents come back whatever.
Speaker 1: They're like, can't you just take our picture and then
Speaker 1: we'll come back, And she's like no, Like, well, you
Speaker 1: know we've been in here before, so so here's the things.
Speaker 1: She finally gets them all settled, and the waitress comes
Speaker 1: over and half of them didn't tip her, and she
Speaker 1: shows me because I was having a conversation. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm personable. I talked to everybody. I'm joking around with
Speaker 1: her and I'm joking about the kids and I'm like, listen,
Speaker 1: my wife and I don't eat separate checks. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take care of the bill together. And she laughed. Whatever
Speaker 1: she says, I want you to see. One of the
Speaker 1: kids wrote no tip f you in the tip line
Speaker 1: and one kid drew penises on the tip line. So
Speaker 1: she says to me, the fucking kids an idiot. She
Speaker 1: didn't say fucking, but she said, the kid's an idiot
Speaker 1: because his family comes in here all the time. I
Speaker 1: know who his parents are, and now when they come back,
Speaker 1: I'm going to show them the receipt good from the
Speaker 1: credit card, because the credit card good. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: that not only are you a little shit using your
Speaker 1: parents credit cards, but you don't tip, and you're right,
Speaker 1: you draw two penises on the credit card. And so
Speaker 1: I said, the next time he comes in, you should say,
Speaker 1: you should show him the receipt and say, I imagine
Speaker 1: this is life size. You must always give a small tip,
Speaker 1: even when you're on a date. And she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to use that anyway. The pizza was great, scary,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing, and you would have noticed this immediately.
Speaker 1: I ordered sausage and meatball as my topics. Now the
Speaker 1: way it works there is the pizzas nine nine and
Speaker 1: then every toppings of dollars seventy five. Very easy menu.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot on the menu. It's like a
Speaker 1: fucking little stand on the table. So I ordered sausage
Speaker 1: of meatball. Now I eat the pizza. The sausage was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Apparently comes from some well known Connecticut sausage place that
Speaker 1: they get authentic was terrific. The meat ball when you
Speaker 1: order meatball topping scary. What are you expecting to get
Speaker 1: meat ball topping? Uh? At least meat ball sliced in half,
Speaker 1: like a bunch of meatballs all over it. Meatballs, ye right,
Speaker 1: and I meat ball is not nodding. I don't like
Speaker 1: whole mini meatballs because then they just roll off. I like.
Speaker 1: I like it when it's sliced in half so it's
Speaker 1: flushed with the cheese, right, so they don't it doesn't
Speaker 1: go anywhere. It wasn't a sliced meatball. It was like um,
Speaker 1: like pinches of meat thrown on. They're like sausage. You know,
Speaker 1: you pinched the sausage and you throw it. Okay, you
Speaker 1: did that last night. You pinched your meat in the sausage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you pitched your meat. So I'm eating the pizza and
Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying it again. Colony, Colony girl, fantastic things.
Speaker 1: If you're like bar, pizzas terrific and the meat tastes
Speaker 1: like hamburger. It's not a meat ball. So the waitress
Speaker 1: comes over, Hey, can I get you anything? I said,
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Um, the sausage is fantastic,
Speaker 1: but yeah, beef topping hamburger. It tastes like a meatball.
Speaker 1: I know what happened there? You got it? Says, oh, well,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, we use ground meat. We
Speaker 1: put a little bit of a regano in it, but
Speaker 1: we keep it mild because some people like it mild.
Speaker 1: So so so there's no sauce. No, there's no breadcrumb.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, she says, it's a mild meat ball.
Speaker 1: I said, no, it's a hamburger. Put hamburger on my beets,
Speaker 1: chop meat, chop meat. So she says, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: technically you could call it that. I go, well, technically
Speaker 1: you called it meatball. It's you know it is. It's
Speaker 1: it's ground beef with seasoning. It might as well be
Speaker 1: used for a taco at that point, right. So she's like, listen,
Speaker 1: people who know I've commented, but the majority of people
Speaker 1: who eat here love it. I said, I'm not complaining.
Speaker 1: It's delicious pizza, but I wish I had known it
Speaker 1: was beef. I wouldn't ordered it. I wanted meat ball.
Speaker 1: She's like, uh, you know, She's like, yeah, people really
Speaker 1: know it Italian food. They yeah, yeah, so you would
Speaker 1: have noticed it right away. Yeah, it's a matter of fact. Um,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a Google four point one restaurant on
Speaker 1: the review, Oh guaranteed. Guaranteed. Anyone who does that and
Speaker 1: takes that kind of a shortcut, you don't get high
Speaker 1: ratings on Google. As a matter of fact. What's the
Speaker 1: name of the place. Well, I said Colony Grill was excellent,
Speaker 1: food was excellent, would get them all point nine. The
Speaker 1: waitress was terrific. Hold on the speed of service was
Speaker 1: Will be the judge of this Colony Grill? You leave
Speaker 1: a review? You didn't eat there? I'm not going to
Speaker 1: which one is it? Is it the one that Field Connecticut?
Speaker 1: Looking it up? I sure him for a few That's
Speaker 1: why we went there. Wow, it got a four point five. Okay,
Speaker 1: well it's a good higher unless that's a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually legit place and they're taking that kind of shortcut. Listen,
Speaker 1: my wife got m sausage and she got hot peppers
Speaker 1: and hot pepper oil has two separate toppings. Loved it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we couldn't be any happier. The soda tasted good, like
Speaker 1: I have nothing to complain about, except except they took
Speaker 1: It's not met ball, all right, Some people do that.
Speaker 1: It's like with McDonald's when you ordered the chocolate shake,
Speaker 1: all it is is vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup
Speaker 1: in it, which is actually it's actually a black and
Speaker 1: that's a black and white shake. A chocolate shake has
Speaker 1: chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk. A vanilla shake
Speaker 1: has vanilla ice cream, vanilla syrup, and milk. A black
Speaker 1: and white has vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. That's
Speaker 1: a black and white. Guess what. Yeah, all McDonald's shakes
Speaker 1: are black and whites, but they call it chocolate because
Speaker 1: they justly have the vanilla machine. If it's working. If
Speaker 1: it's working, If it's working, unless they've updated it could
Speaker 1: be wrong, but probably gonna check, all right, check? I
Speaker 1: got um? Did you have something you wanted to hit here? Well?
Speaker 1: Are we just saving talkbacks for next week? I think
Speaker 1: we are right? Are we doing them here because we
Speaker 1: have one of them? Yeah? I just want to get
Speaker 1: one thing from the cruise that I just have to
Speaker 1: can make a confession. Oh, I confession, I broke a
Speaker 1: guy rule. And then next week, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: bad jobs that the recruiting companies keep sending me. So
Speaker 1: let's do this really quickly. We'll take a break, and
Speaker 1: then we'll come back with some talkbacks. Fantastic. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I'm on I'm on my cruise last week, and I
Speaker 1: go into the men's room and there are four urinals regular, regular, regular,
Speaker 1: and number four is a handicap urinal. So it's really
Speaker 1: low yep. Now, if there were just four even urinals,
Speaker 1: which one would you have gone to? The one at
Speaker 1: the end. If if there's four, if one, two, three,
Speaker 1: four in a row and nobody's in there or playing
Speaker 1: this game, I would just take number one and number four.
Speaker 1: And this way it leaves room for somebody at number three. Well,
Speaker 1: it leaves someone a space because you used space every
Speaker 1: other Yeah. So if it's between me the wall and yeah, okay, gotcha. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I did was I went into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: What happened? One? I was like, what happened? What happened?
Speaker 1: As I see the handicap urinal is the fourth urinal,
Speaker 1: and it's really low, and it wasn't a full urinal.
Speaker 1: It was like a V shape like there was just
Speaker 1: enough room to p in. But it wasn't the big
Speaker 1: long wall ones where you have all that room, so
Speaker 1: you have to aim it down into the v urinal.
Speaker 1: They had to go fancy on the urinals. So I
Speaker 1: go to urinal two. That was my mistake. I broke
Speaker 1: the code. I should have gone to one. I could
Speaker 1: have gone to three, but I went to two. That
Speaker 1: is the worst choice for urinal because of who comes
Speaker 1: in next. Well then you went. If you went to two,
Speaker 1: that means one and three are out. So the only
Speaker 1: one they could go it is number four. So ladies,
Speaker 1: if you're not if you don't know what I'm talking about, Guys,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, this want
Speaker 1: to get a urinal, you want to give a urinal space,
Speaker 1: you go you alternate urinals. You don't go to the
Speaker 1: urinal next to the guy in there, because you want
Speaker 1: to give a little room. Especially if there's no dividers,
Speaker 1: then the emat gazing. So you want to go every
Speaker 1: other urinal. Well, if four was a normal urinal, then
Speaker 1: two and four is perfect perfect. So I went to two.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me why I just went to two. I
Speaker 1: mentally skipped three, so I went to the handicap one
Speaker 1: because I was going to go to the one against
Speaker 1: the wall like you did you you said one or four.
Speaker 1: I skipped three and I went to two. Okay, you
Speaker 1: skippe two, and I'm going to two. Okay. Walks in
Speaker 1: sees me at two. He's sure as hell isn't going
Speaker 1: a one. He doesn't go to three. He walks to four,
Speaker 1: except he didn't notice it was a handicapped one because
Speaker 1: there's a divider between three and four. So he goes there,
Speaker 1: looks down and sees it's like two feet off the ground,
Speaker 1: and now he's gonna aim for it. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: to back away from it and go to three because
Speaker 1: I'm at two. So he peas at four and I
Speaker 1: hear him going he's mad, And I know he's mad
Speaker 1: at me because I fucked him by going a urinal two.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? No? You did? I broke the rule.
Speaker 1: You broke It was all you you did, but you did.
Speaker 1: You did it inadvertently. Yeah, now the next guy coming in,
Speaker 1: there was no next guy, but then he's got to
Speaker 1: go to one or three. He's gotten a choice. I
Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, rather than pol you gotta go to
Speaker 1: number one and number five. What are you thinking about?
Speaker 1: Er Brodie? I don't know. Scary. I brain farted, I
Speaker 1: brain pete and I went to two and I figured
Speaker 1: no one else is gonna come in. I fucked him.
Speaker 1: Not in the bathroom, mind you, but I fucked him
Speaker 1: and I broke the urinal. Terrible, terrible visuals. It's the boys,
Speaker 1: all right. We got talkbacks. If you're listening on the
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Speaker 1: what town you're from. Oh city, Okay, we'd like to know. Yep.
Speaker 1: Let's go with the most recent ones that have we'll go.
Speaker 1: We'll go in reverse chronological order. Is that what you
Speaker 1: would call it? Sure? If that's what you're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do, reverse chronological order. Here's one
Speaker 1: reverse reverse That's what just came in yesterday, A line
Speaker 1: up formally of New Jersey in regards to what we
Speaker 1: now know is a dinner at the Venetian. If you
Speaker 1: knew what was at the Venetian automatically, no genes. That
Speaker 1: place is nice and expensive and so yep, if the
Speaker 1: host is paying for that, you want to kind of
Speaker 1: dress up a little bit. And we agree and did
Speaker 1: yeah bye bye, Well yeah and love right, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's instant instant feedback. Right. There were talking about one
Speaker 1: of us Danielle surprise party last week, as we just
Speaker 1: talked about earlier reference the episode two fifty, you guys
Speaker 1: called Ali Gold and at the end, Brody said, no
Speaker 1: big deal. Nobody got the Joe scary. Nobody acknowledged, Uh
Speaker 1: what nobody? That was the funniest she ever heard. No
Speaker 1: big Well, it's not the funniest thing, but it was
Speaker 1: fucking funny. Wait, what a big deal? Why can you
Speaker 1: set that up again? I don't remember what I said,
Speaker 1: but apparently I said no big deal in reference is
Speaker 1: something but I have to go back and listen to it.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad it was funny. It was funny. Thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: how do you know someone didn't pee into the beer bottle?
Speaker 1: That was also from episode two fifty. Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: were talking what we're talking about. We were talking about
Speaker 1: the gen zers that came over and drank liquor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember the beer bottle thing. I'm sorry. But
Speaker 1: if it's open container out in the stands, nobody's whipping
Speaker 1: out there at the stadium. Yeah, nobody's living out there
Speaker 1: dick and pissing in a container if somebody, have you
Speaker 1: ever seen that in public? And what if if you
Speaker 1: have seen it, it would be already be on on
Speaker 1: freaking TikTok or dick took. I mean people don't pee.
Speaker 1: People assume the worst. Yeah, I took it at the
Speaker 1: back and I pissed in it. What if you're uber
Speaker 1: driver couldn't get into your building and then went to
Speaker 1: a baseball game. He's not a pe Peter Peter Snapple bottle.
Speaker 1: M I don't think anyone irritated in it, but still
Speaker 1: it's still gross. I'm on your side. It's still grosse.
Speaker 1: I would never pick up other people's beer and drink it. Hey,
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary. Michael here originally from Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Hey,
Speaker 1: I am listening to the last podcast there about doors
Speaker 1: and stores and the etiquette of it New York City stores. Anyway,
Speaker 1: when I worked in the stores, we had the doors
Speaker 1: pulled in woods for security reasons. You pushed the door out,
Speaker 1: grab for something out of the store. You can run
Speaker 1: out too easy, So the store makes the door pull
Speaker 1: inwards nine out of ten times. Yeah, anyway, love you guys.
Speaker 1: A right. So a bunch of people tweeted at me
Speaker 1: and said that in some states it's a fire code. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the door has to open out. I got the
Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah it has run out. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: pulling a door inward is not if you're in a room,
Speaker 1: all doors will be pushed out. Because I said, I
Speaker 1: set up the scenario. What if you pull the door?
Speaker 1: What if you're pulling the door in so you could
Speaker 1: leave and obviously it's a fire code thing. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so what do you do here? And I mean it's
Speaker 1: more of a more of a grief, a gripe on
Speaker 1: my part. I was at Ruth's Chris House last night.
Speaker 1: Ruth's with under posture. As we've often discussed, yet Ruth
Speaker 1: Ruth is on fire. We had it been on fire,
Speaker 1: would have died in the men's room. The men's room
Speaker 1: is Fonsi and there's bathroom doors that open in towards
Speaker 1: the bowl. I don't know why they open in. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The door, it's a little stall. The door opens in
Speaker 1: which I've never seen an mendroom before that I can remember.
Speaker 1: Maybe they all do, I don't know. The point is
Speaker 1: the door opens with like an inch clearance from hitting
Speaker 1: the toilet, so when you go to get out, if
Speaker 1: you stand up, you can't open the door. I had
Speaker 1: to go on the side of the toilet to open
Speaker 1: the door to get out. I've been I've been in
Speaker 1: bathrooms like that, and that's that simply is port design
Speaker 1: port design going. Sorry, Brodie, the plumber I know says,
Speaker 1: use the draino as much as you want. It will
Speaker 1: not thank you. Thank you. Whether your plumber is please
Speaker 1: get me the number I'll hire them. I use draino
Speaker 1: just yesterday. Scary on bad. It's a bad move. It's
Speaker 1: bad moved to do it? Was you saying don't use it? Well,
Speaker 1: they say that if you use draino and corrosives over
Speaker 1: time like that, it will corrode your pipes and then
Speaker 1: you and then you'll need pip you'll need new pipes.
Speaker 1: I just heard it's a bad look. You don't sell
Speaker 1: my house before I get a new pipets. Listen to
Speaker 1: this disc conflicting. Maybe she works for Draino. You know
Speaker 1: what it's like coffee and red wine. Every week there's
Speaker 1: another article red wine good for your health. Oh, red
Speaker 1: wine bad for your health. I will say this. I
Speaker 1: did bring the point up on the Big Show, and
Speaker 1: several plumbers texted in and agreed with me, said, scary
Speaker 1: is a spot on that you know though, they have
Speaker 1: an agenda. If plumbers get you not to use Draino,
Speaker 1: you have to call them. Yeah. But if plumbers use Draino,
Speaker 1: then you got a big job on your hands when
Speaker 1: you replace the pipes that they charge you fifteen thousand
Speaker 1: dollars money. No, that's if you use Drado. They should
Speaker 1: want you to use Draino. Wow, but it takes too long.
Speaker 1: It takes years before that ship to wear out. You
Speaker 1: tell people don't use Draino. They got a good plumber
Speaker 1: will tell you don't use Draino and your pipes. All right, Hey,
Speaker 1: just heard m segment. There we go. So I know
Speaker 1: a master plumber of thirty years who told me that
Speaker 1: Draino used to make their formula strong enough to erode pipes.
Speaker 1: But he said it hasn't been free years that they
Speaker 1: could do that. Okay, he said that it's so weak
Speaker 1: now it won't do anything to harm the pipe. Maybe
Speaker 1: it won't do anything period, So all right, I cleared
Speaker 1: out by way. Drano seems to be the cleanex of
Speaker 1: clog sinks. Right, it's the catch all name. There we
Speaker 1: go in response to picking up somebody else's glass. No,
Speaker 1: not as hands in hell, period. You don't know what
Speaker 1: people have nowadays. This is Deanna from Youngstown, Ohio. Thank you, Diana.
Speaker 1: A great day, guys. Yeah, when you come on, by
Speaker 1: the way, identify yourself, give us your name in your town,
Speaker 1: give us your town, by the way. I love that
Speaker 1: she says, you don't know what people have these days,
Speaker 1: as if twenty years ago people had like cool diseases.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's any worse now than it
Speaker 1: was twenty years ago. But I'm still from the bronx
Speaker 1: over there calling about drinking um. Somebody else's glad at
Speaker 1: the bar, he don't know. I get keep down when
Speaker 1: my family taken drink out of my dumb glass. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do you mind post COVID together about it. You
Speaker 1: know what you're fucking going on, So fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: In case you didn't know Steve mentioned your queens that's
Speaker 1: in New York. If you couldn't tell his accent, that
Speaker 1: was awesome. Exact boys is Troy aka puff for twenty
Speaker 1: up Um listening to episode two fifty, And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I would drink on somebody's drink, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's nothing different than if I'm in a concert and
Speaker 1: something gets passed and I, uh smoke it. Yeah I'm
Speaker 1: doing it and uh having a good time. All right,
Speaker 1: So okay, wait a minute. It's one of the guy's
Speaker 1: name is puff Ty four twenty. Of course he's smoking
Speaker 1: whatever they ended, yeah puff But yeah, no, he's trying
Speaker 1: to say, that's the same thing. No, put you joint
Speaker 1: in your mouth, which, first of all, I would never.
Speaker 1: First I don't smoke, but I wouldn't put anything from
Speaker 1: someone else's mouth in my mouth that I didn't know.
Speaker 1: But fluid with backwash, you never mouth. You never played
Speaker 1: puff puff pass when you were a kid, No, unless
Speaker 1: it was like a cheese puff. Hi. This is Emily
Speaker 1: in Connecticut. I am just calling to say that it
Speaker 1: is actually getting really annoying that Brodie hasn't gotten his
Speaker 1: steak dinner yet and we keep hearing about this, and
Speaker 1: if Heary really owes it, he should deliver. And why
Speaker 1: are we rubbing in and that somebody else got a thing.
Speaker 1: Listen to those early episodes. You'll hear that I rewarded
Speaker 1: him with that steak dinner twice twice he knows, thank you,
Speaker 1: booking boys in the house. Mike from Connecticut, scary and Brodie,
Speaker 1: I would never touch a second hand drink in my life,
Speaker 1: do me a germ, especially since Corona, well since the
Speaker 1: Roda I have good day boys, coronavirus, coronavirus and what
Speaker 1: up Brodie? Scary, scary Brodie. It's Jason from that ass
Speaker 1: a Pennsylvania six for life. Man's my first time doing this,
Speaker 1: but uh, I got a comment on that. Would you
Speaker 1: drink a drink that's left on the shide of the
Speaker 1: road or whatever table or whatever, But that's a whole
Speaker 1: the lotcher person who've done it myself. But I had
Speaker 1: worked at Cuch's Rowhouse. Well, by the way, Brodie, if
Speaker 1: you ever come through, I got you. I'll give you
Speaker 1: your steak dinner. Thank you. But we had a buser.
Speaker 1: We used to bust of tables. Ah, he cut off. No,
Speaker 1: maybe he's the next call. Maybe I'm taking it the
Speaker 1: table buster drank shit and hit. That's where I thought
Speaker 1: he was gone with that. Let's see Nope, cut off, Yo,
Speaker 1: the podcast is not even thirty seconds in. Brody said,
Speaker 1: why you were size eleven? Scary? Said, no, eleven and
Speaker 1: a half. Don't rob me? I know, six inches? Scary,
Speaker 1: fucking think the point five and six fucking inches. That's
Speaker 1: wrong with scary? Yo, that's good question. I love you guys. Wait,
Speaker 1: what what do they say? Okay, so last week I
Speaker 1: was talking about sneaker size. Yeah, and you. I said,
Speaker 1: you're a size eleven and you're like an eleven and
Speaker 1: a half. Don't rob me those extra six inches? Oh yes, yeah, okay, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1: And I said I was a twelve. We we were
Speaker 1: making jokes. He's your boy, Juan Basquez, always brody and scary,
Speaker 1: ay scary. Why don't the day mister mister Sidels is there,
Speaker 1: Mister Mario Sadels is there? Why Cole Brody? Yep, Brody
Speaker 1: come here on the phone with him and they can
Speaker 1: talk about it. Because Dell has to be the signature
Speaker 1: spice of Sidels because it's on every fucking thing so
Speaker 1: I would like him to answer to Brody please, So
Speaker 1: to set this up or to see what he's talking about,
Speaker 1: we interviewed Mario Carbone on The Big Show. Mark Carbone
Speaker 1: is part of Major Food Group and they own Sidels,
Speaker 1: so he was asking if we can if we could
Speaker 1: have asked the deal question. Now, I did ask a
Speaker 1: parallel question on the air, which I might have gotten
Speaker 1: my answer. I didn't make this. This made the radio
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, as an Italian guy, were you
Speaker 1: ever intimidated going into Jewish delicacies and opening up a
Speaker 1: place like Sidel's And he said, point blank no. He says,
Speaker 1: I had the people that made the food and eat
Speaker 1: the food and drew my Jewish friends and advised on
Speaker 1: those menus. So he was out of it. So it
Speaker 1: was indeed someone from the tribe there, David Brody, who
Speaker 1: decided to add deal to the matzo ball soup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I move on, Sorry, but I didn't ask him. Not
Speaker 1: congesific Crisin boys, Mike from Wisconsin here about the dishwasher
Speaker 1: to mean, why don't you see if you're a dishwasher
Speaker 1: guy will come over and take a look at it,
Speaker 1: and if it turns out that you have to replace it.
Speaker 1: Maybe he'll do the install for you. That way, you're
Speaker 1: just buying the dishwasher and had seventy five bucks for
Speaker 1: him to come over. Can go towards the install the
Speaker 1: new dishwasher. That way you're telling two birds, one stone,
Speaker 1: new dishwasher and sable couple on a bucks all right later.
Speaker 1: Never thought of that. That's a great idea. Here's the problem.
Speaker 1: The seventy five dollars towards the install. The install was
Speaker 1: still more than the install was at best Buy. So
Speaker 1: I got the dishwasher from best Buy. So there you go.
Speaker 1: Only because PC Richardson did not have the Scared by
Speaker 1: Life's Alive Crystal here from Florida talking about the wedding ring.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have a hard time if I
Speaker 1: knew a ring was bought for someone else. I don't
Speaker 1: care how big, how pretty, how whatever the thought was
Speaker 1: for someone else. Return it, get your money back, give
Speaker 1: me something you thought of from me. That's all. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That was somebody who proposed with a used wedding ring,
Speaker 1: and that's that they bought on Craigslist from my friend yeah,
Speaker 1: who got a divorce sold the ring to the to
Speaker 1: a dude who used it to propose to his fiance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the last episode. People heard it two episodes. Boys,
Speaker 1: Mike from Wisconsin here, come on, scary. I know you
Speaker 1: like to have your breast stink like garlic, and now
Speaker 1: you want all of us to have our fingers smell
Speaker 1: like garlic. You should know better than that as an Italian.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you really want to figure it out,
Speaker 1: you could use ampty water bottles. We some of the
Speaker 1: air out that'll stuff to yolk out straight in between
Speaker 1: your fingers, or just use the shells like a normal person.
Speaker 1: We don't need to have our fingers stinking like garlic
Speaker 1: walking around. So guys, have a thanks, bloody we taught
Speaker 1: that was in reference to the new way to separate
Speaker 1: the egg yolk from the egg. When you crack an
Speaker 1: egg into a bowl, you could you could pick it
Speaker 1: up by rubbing your fingers on garlic, and then you
Speaker 1: could literally take your three fingers that will have garlic
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, and then lift the yolk out and
Speaker 1: it will come. It will come with you and it
Speaker 1: won't break. Yep. Hey, brudy and scary, scary and broody
Speaker 1: Slice of life. This is Harris again. With another tall back.
Speaker 1: I got a ton of pitches for you, Brudy. Everywhere
Speaker 1: go us see the Brooklyn Boys pizza. I always say
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it to you, but this week I'm
Speaker 1: gonna actually take the time and send them to you.
Speaker 1: All Right. Every time I see the Brooklyn Boys somewhere,
Speaker 1: I always think of you guys. Keep up the great work.
Speaker 1: Somebody went to the Brooklyn Boys Pizza in Florida and
Speaker 1: sent me the reviews for the Google reviews. And apparently
Speaker 1: the guy who owns the pizza place in one of
Speaker 1: the one of the Brooklyn Boys pizzas in Florida, does
Speaker 1: not like criticism because he comes at the people hard
Speaker 1: for criticizing. Yeah, and they were like, well, we're not affiliated,
Speaker 1: but there was some good fights. Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody
Speaker 1: is scary. This is Harris Black Phoenix on Twitter. What up,
Speaker 1: just heard one of your talkbacks. Another Slice for Life
Speaker 1: was from Nork. I'm from Nork. Miss you on the
Speaker 1: Big Show, Brodie, scary, both of you guys. Hilarious. Brodie,
Speaker 1: the King of Phone Taps not anymore. Just keep up
Speaker 1: the great work. Love the podcast The King. You guys
Speaker 1: still play my phone taps on holidays, So I'm still
Speaker 1: the King. You play my Thanksgiving you played one of
Speaker 1: my phone taps, page three. We'll get all this stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we still play your phone taps sometimes the King, Brody, Scary,
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody. This is fern down in Atlanta. Yo.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you guys are aware, but this
Speaker 1: last episode they played a squatty potty commercial just about
Speaker 1: every break, the number one and going number two. Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have control of that, and nor do we
Speaker 1: know what happens in between. Our banter and the commercials
Speaker 1: are different. I think in every city they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just got Atlanta squatty potty, you got served an
Speaker 1: add hilarious and uh and that's it. That's your talkbacks
Speaker 1: for now because it doesn't go back any further than that.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, next week we will discuss something that
Speaker 1: relates to one of those talkbacks. One Vasquez, Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: slice tell you later. I love it. Oh and Scary,
Speaker 1: you went to dinner the night with your boys. Yes,
Speaker 1: from a restaurant I've never been to. Michaels of Brooklyn. Boys,
Speaker 1: shout out to them. It's on my list now, boys