WEBVTT - #251: Urine The Wrong Spot 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:07.680 Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:12.280 Brooklyn Boys, start uf dotof data. They're making noise data 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:21.560 start up. Episode two fifty one of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, yes, 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.640 we're bad. Everything everything seems to be working. We are 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:30.600 now on our second quarter of a thousand run. We 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.720 finished the first two hundred and fifty episodes, well technically 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:35.760 with zero. We actually were two fifty ones. And this 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:37.960 is the two hundred and fifty second episode. But then 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.120 did we number the Jeremy Pivot interview. I can't remember. Anyway, 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.560 we did a lot of episodes. Hi, everybody, Hey, what's 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:45.720 going on? Yeah? No, this is great. We've made it 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.880 this far. You know, it's crazy my other podcast share 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.080 Share that you know, they do the podcast with her 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:56.520 share Yeah, speaking volumes. She's like, wait a second, why 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.360 are we only up to number eighty and the Brooklyn 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.280 Boys are at a quarter of a thousand. Hmm, we're 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.160 up to two hundred and fifty one. And I didn't 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:09.360 have an answer for her. Well, we do an episode 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:13.320 every single week mostly, you know, as many as we 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:17.399 can a year, and you guys don't yok. I stopped 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.240 doing Walkers and Talkers. It's sled two hundred and twenty 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.280 seven episodes. Well, plus it's hard to get together with her, 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.320 and we do a video podcast. We don't do a 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.960 video podcast for the Brooklyn Boys, but we don't. But 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:30.640 we did put a clip up of the interview we 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:35.080 did with Scott Atkins from john Wick four and I 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.839 put it on our Brooklyn Boys TikTok. That's the Brooklyn 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.039 Boys on TikTok. I couldn't put a video on our 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:44.319 Twitch account because we don't have you need a certain 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.840 number of subscribers. Yeah, so I think with a Brooklyn 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.800 Boys podcast on Twitch, I remember correctly, just google us, 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.840 find us, and follow us, you know, so that we 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.520 can eventually start doing stuff on Twitch. If we had 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.640 a budget, we could hire a producer and they could 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.280 take of all of this. Imagine we had a producer. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.520 Well yeah, we're not at that level yet, but I'll 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:07.880 tell you what. Shout out to my friend Eric Nagle 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.880 from the It's Eric Nagle podcast and Opie and Anthony Fame. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.200 He edited the video and stacked us up. Yes, and 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.399 so thank you Eric. If you if you really want 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:22.320 a good I want to say it's um science fiction 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:28.160 and signing reviews science and a little bit of pop culture. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.440 Really good podcast different than this, and don't listen to 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.359 it instead of ours. We love Eric, but not that much. 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.120 And I've mentioned Eric before. He filled in on the 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:40.440 Walkers and Talkers podcast. He did a three hour interview 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.639 with me that's on one of his episodes called the 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.760 Radio Inquisition. In fact, he just posted an episode with 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.560 Garrett from our morning show that he's worked on for 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.799 a couple of years that just went live a couple 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.280 of weeks ago. So it's it's Eric with a K 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.760 very important, it's Eric Nagle and Agel. Thanks for editing 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.120 the video and check out his podcast once you're done 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.680 with ours. We're very grateful Eric, thank you so much. 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.120 You're awesome. We can't afford We can't afford Eric because 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:06.400 I said, oh, maybe we should do this every week 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:07.640 and He's like, oh, yeah, you want to pay any 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:11.600 blank And I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope, yeah, yeah. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:15.800 One of these days the The Brooklyn Boys producer job 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.000 will will be a full time job. One of these days, 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.600 not any not any one of these just becomes a 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:26.480 full time job. Wait where we reach episode one thousand, right? 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.280 It took us five, six years to get to this place. Yeah, 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:37.000 studies summer will be six years. Damn damn Brody. This 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.240 could be the summer that that I end up in 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:43.000 your pool. This could be the summer I get that invite. No, 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.160 for those who don't know David, we're going on year 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:50.080 five now six of the podcast, and for six years 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:53.560 I've been begging to go into David Brodie's pool actually dinner, 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.880 so you know, things, you know go both ways. Yeah, 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.280 speaking of other podcasts, I want to just get these 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.440 out of the way now before I forget. I've done 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:04.320 a couple of other podcasts this week, one you've done 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:09.600 before and one you have not. So right now live 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:13.480 as we speak, and today is the March thirtieth, it's 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.960 opening day for the Major League Baseball season. Yeah. I 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:21.520 did my annual appearance on the Black Cast, which is 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:24.839 b l a DT. That's right, b L a DT 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:30.440 Black Cast CST. It's I think I tweeted it out. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.120 But the Four of Us is four comics or comedians 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.240 or funny people on the show and we break down 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.360 who we think is going to win each division in 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.840 Major League Baseball. So if you're a baseball fan, check 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:45.800 that out and it's video and audio, I believe, and 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.880 most importantly see how wrong we are because we sound 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.040 like we know what we're talking about, and we will 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.640 be completely wrong like we were last year. And then 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.400 I did a podcast that scary has been a part 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.320 of our friends Nick and Joe from the You Know 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:02.400 I'm Right podcast, So I also did a baseball preview 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:06.440 podcast with them, but it turned into a David Brody interview. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.680 So it's a lot more about me than I thought 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.320 it would be, right and a little bit of baseball. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.280 So it's the it's going live April fifth, the You 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.040 Know I'm Right, which sounds like a great podcast for 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.880 me to host, but I'm not on that. They Nick 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.440 and Joe and we talk about I don't know, They 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.200 about great moments of my career and different things that 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:29.880 I like. It was interesting, and then we talked a 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:35.160 little bit of sports. However, it was sponsored by a 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:38.640 barbecue company, a barbecue restaurant in staaten Isla, New York 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.760 called Juicy Lucy, which originally makes my mouth water just 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.640 hearing the name of the place. Yes, Juicy Lucy, and 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.479 it's got like the font they used for Juicy Lucy. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.400 I'm not gonna say it's exact because that would be 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:53.400 a copyright infringement, but it looks like the Metallica logo, 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.880 so Juicy Lucy. Turns out it's owned now. I didn't 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.920 realize this by one of my lifelong friends, Rob, and 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.200 so in addition to going for the good food, one 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.320 of my all time longest friends is now the owner. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.280 I'm not plugging it because he's the owner. Yeah, well 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.160 the food's good and now he's the owner. While you're 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.280 at it, and we're at it talking about podcasts, I 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:17.800 have an upcoming appearance on I don't want to hear 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:23.040 about your stuff? Yeah, fuck it? Why bother? No? Uh? 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.000 You know, Buddy the Cake Boss, his wife Lisa has 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:31.120 a podcast with her cousin who's also does stand up 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.800 and it's the two women and it's basically Lisa and 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:37.400 her and uh and it's called what Up Cause? And 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.960 that's a video video podcast. So I went over their house. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:44.320 I went over Buddy the Cake Boss's house. Um, and 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:48.280 it was East Hanover. It doesn't matter. It was not 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.839 East Hanover, but it was a northern suburb of Okay. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.919 Then other it was. It was it was in Bergen County, 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:57.760 but anyway, all the Bergen place very nice, but it 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.520 was a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie. I 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.000 sat there for first of all, you walk in and 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:05.600 it was Hollywood studio lighting everywhere, and they had they 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.880 had a producer, so they had a budget. They've gotten 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.880 to the place where we strive to be. Yeah. Uh, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.920 and it was awesome. And we sat there and it 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.200 was they miked me up and it was great and 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.440 we had a great conversation. Did not use the bathroom 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.280 where you know, I was kind of bashful because I 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.560 tried so hard because I was in a foreign place. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.160 I tried so hard to hold it and I did. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.480 And we had dinner afterwards. So both Bergen, New Jersey's 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.440 not a foreign place. It's not North Bergen, it's more 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.440 Bergen County, Bergen County. Sorry, well, but it's like when 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.480 you go into someone's house that you don't know, you 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.160 try not to use the bathroom if you could prevent it. 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.040 Don't you try to use the bathroom? No you don't. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.200 Then you get a little peek around the house. No 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:47.800 I'm not I was not not that guy. I'm not 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:51.800 the pride guy where hey, let me check out the 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:55.360 alarm clock in your bedroom. Let me go see what's 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.840 going on up there. Didn't didn't someone from the Elvestrand 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.800 Morning Show go to a celebrity house and steal something? 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.040 We talk about that years ago. Didn't someone take something? Yeah, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.040 Greg t he took a salt chicker from Martha Stewart's 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:10.040 house and got arrested for it. Yeah, but somebody else. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.119 I think someone took monogram toilet paper or something whatever. 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:16.520 Somebody took something, so oh, no, I scary. Would you 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:18.000 would you ever take it? If you went to somebody 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.440 really BIG's house, really big? Yeah? Would you'd want to 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:24.480 look around? No? No, I wouldn't take anything. But no, 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:29.360 you know, I'll say this whenever I'm in somebody's house 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.319 that I've never been before, whether it be a celebrity 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.480 or not, I'm at my best behavior. I don't want 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.720 to use the bathroom if I could help it, if 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.160 I could help it, If I have to I have 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.720 to pee, then I gotta pee. But it's just weird 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.920 because then you're then after you wash your hands, you're 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:50.000 using their hand towels, and it's like, do you think 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:53.280 they want you using their hand towels? They invited Joel 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:54.880 or you don't think they have like a hand towel 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.839 assistant that comes in and changes the hand towels. Not 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:02.520 just buddy, now we're talking anyone. I'm talking about if 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.199 you and I are showing up to Uh, it could be. 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:10.760 Let's say we got an invite from Sebastian Maniscalco only 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.000 because he's done on this ball. Sebastian, do you think, hey, 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.280 come by the house where you're You guys are out 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:19.000 in La cool we show up there, do you think 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.839 for a second he wants I'll grubby hands on his 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:27.200 hand towels in his bathroom or god forbid, splattering you're 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.960 in anywhere or everywhere. Forgot about the fact that they 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.880 might have somebody. I feel like Sebastian is maybe a 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.760 germ guy. Like I feel like, what are you guys 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:42.080 doing punching my aunt towels? Like I can see him 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:45.439 doing stick about that. Like, I just don't think anyone 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.640 and doesn't has to have to be a celebrity. It's 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:52.800 anyone in a foreign environment at a new house that 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.480 depends on that they haven't been before. I mean, I 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.880 go to my parents house, I'll blow up that bathroom 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.599 in two seconds. I don't care like I feel like 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:05.439 when I'm a guest somewhere, I try and curtail the 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:08.679 trips to the bathroom, even my even my friends that 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.240 I know all my entire life, my Brooklyn, my other 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:16.079 my other other Brooklyn boys. Yeah, they don't want my 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:20.760 you know, my funk all over their bathroom, using their 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:23.120 and especially if they only have bar soap. Now you're 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.480 using their soap. Oh no, I'm not using bar soap, 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.199 so then you don't feel you don't wash your hands 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.120 in if they only have bar soap, No, I'm not wanting. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.880 I'll I'll look under the sink for like the urgent 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.280 or some kind I'll wash my hands with, you know, 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.480 a tub cleaner before I use bar soap. Not doing it. 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:45.280 So that's them now, I'm not skeeping them. I'm skeeping 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.599 anyone that's been in that bathroom prior. I don't know 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:50.120 who's been in the bathroom. And I know, don't tell 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.360 me soap cleans itself because it's soap. When you don't know, 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.079 when you have a when you have a party, you 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.240 have guests over, I don't know, maybe like soap I 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.760 got I got pumps in my guest batho room. I've 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:05.880 got um antibacterial foam and soap. I get people an opportunity. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:07.680 So if I come to take a piss at your house, 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.640 then I go into your bathroom. You don't care if 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.680 you if you go to the guess bathroom, I don't 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.679 care as long as you hit the water. But if 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.120 I have to wipe you pe off the seat after 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:20.000 you leave, I'm gonna I'm gonna pissed your seat was 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:23.880 pissed off, and the seats and were off right. Remember 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.320 the gas man came to my house, he went into 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:28.280 my my bathroom. Yeah that's a problem for me. Yeah, 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:33.280 like that's a problem. One time, really awkward moment. I 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.719 was being driven by driven home in an uber and 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:41.520 the guy had a McDonald's bag in the passenger seat 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.560 and you can tell you just eating a McDonald's whatever. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.200 And as we're pulling up, he goes, hey, man, can 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:52.439 I ask you a huge favor? Said what He goes, Okay, 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.160 do you wonder if I use your bathroom? I gotta 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.240 go really badly. And it was like one o'clock in 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.560 the morning, and he was driving me home from wherever 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:05.400 and I'm like, um, I'm like, I said, you know something, 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:10.160 there's a bathroom in the lobby of my building. There 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.560 is next to the break room. Yeah, give him access 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.840 to that. I gave him access to that. But imagine 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:18.040 I didn't have that option, I thought quick. But imagine 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:22.760 an uber driver says, and again, for no other reason 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.040 other than I mean, I mean, yeah, people have issues 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.920 with like, wait a second, that's so inappropriate because of 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:32.560 safety reasons. But safety issues aside. Someone has a complete 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.719 stranger that technically they drove you home, but yet you 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.920 paid for the ride. But you've got to know each 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.679 other a little bit on the ride. And now that 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.040 now that, now this ride shared, guy is okay, Can 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.640 I use your bathroom? No? No, Look, I live in 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.439 a house and I have a rear entrance to the 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:53.559 house right by a bathroom. Even that I wouldn't do. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.760 Like I know, I have your car and your license plate. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.720 It's all in my app I get it, this record 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.400 of your your interact. Show me if he kills me. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:05.240 There's some you know, uh no, not doing it now 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.560 with you. You live in an apartment building, Yeah, imagine 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.160 like bringing him in. First of all, you can't park 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:11.760 in your neighboroods. I'm not really sure where he'd park. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.920 Then he comes into the lobby, down the hall to 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:18.320 the elevator bank and then up the elevator to your 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.440 floor right, which is a medium height floor. It's pretty 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.560 up there is you're right in the elevator. The guy 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.920 you don't know him. They're like, hey, Dmitri, how's it 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:29.280 going here. Then he comes into your house and he's 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.360 like oh oh, and then he then he uses your 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.200 hand so oat or whatever. And then he's like, oh, 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:35.400 hey man, you know what I've been on the road 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:36.599 all Now, you got a drink? Can I get some 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:37.800 water or something that he wants to drink out of 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.439 your cups? You know it's no, you can't. You you 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.520 personally cannot. Your situation the worst case scenario because you 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.920 knew that the dude had to take a ship. Yeah, 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.040 I mean he was like he was he was in 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.880 a bad state. He was like it's oh, but you 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.960 know you feel for people because you know you've been 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:54.960 there too. We've all been this said it's like, oh, 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.679 I know what this guy's going through. It's what o'clock 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.320 in the boy where this guy go if he had 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:02.040 a pee? He's a professional man, he's been a man 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.079 all his life. Well, yeah, no, he didn't place, of course. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.719 Oh no, I knew right away this guy was no 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.439 he was gonna take a crap. I knew it. But 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.640 imagine I didn't have that option. I just again, I 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.880 knew that in the lobby in the back right, and 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.480 it wasn't too far off the lobby. It was like 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.440 literally right behind the door. I knew there was a 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.840 bathroom there. How long was he? I don't know. My 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.960 ride ended and I went upstairs to my house. Oh 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.120 you didn't wait around for him? Why to wipe his ass? 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.320 Why would I wait? We're waiting around for him? Well, 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:32.560 I don't know. I don't know if you have to 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:36.480 like rules you're building, No, I I the ride ended, 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.960 I tipped him. He got out of the bathroom. I 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.520 introduced him to my doorman. I said, hey, I said, 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:44.720 can we can he use the bathroom? And of course 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.280 my doorman was like, of course, right there, right through 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.040 the back door. That was it. Oh, so to speak, Well, 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.400 I have two I have two uber things to discuss 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.400 with you. Do we have time? We'll do after the break. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.760 After the break, of course, come on now, right play 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:02.680 the jingles Syrian Roadie. I fixed by the way. That 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.000 was that? That was good. It was stereo stereo. No, no, 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.760 it was it was motto now stereo. Oh very nice. Yeah, 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.240 I didn't notice that, but I'll pay the listeners the 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:14.160 slices did. It was a higher quality. Oh, I'll play 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:19.240 it again. I feel like you played it twice because 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.960 your name is first in that version. That's what I 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:23.880 think you did. Well, you're just like he was just 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.400 coming up next. Don't worry. All right, very good. So 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:29.360 I don't normally I don't take Uber a lot. Once 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.920 a year, maybe twice a year, not not often. Um 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:33.800 So a couple of things about Uber. I had to 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:37.080 pick my daughter up at Newark Airport UM a couple 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.080 of days ago. She was in Florida on business and 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.440 she's she flew in through United So I was like, So, 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:44.760 I was like, oh, what terminal is that? I thought 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.640 it was Terminal C, so I googled it. It's a 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:50.600 terminal C. So I'm looping around, looping around the airport loop. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.320 You can't wait by the pickup, right, you can't stand 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.680 by the passenger pickup area more than like two minutes 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.360 and then they wave you out of there. So I 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.480 kept looping around the airport. So there's a big circle 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:06.120 Terminal ABC ABC. You go round and around and round 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.480 round and a round and round round. Thank you. Run. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.200 So by the fifth time, she says, okay, I'm here. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.520 Where are you? I said, my passenger pick up five. 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.960 Just no, you're not. I'm by passenger pickup five. I said, well, 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.640 I'm right here. I don't see you. So I said, look, 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.280 the sign says right there, Terminal C. Because I googled 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:26.800 it and said United the Alliance Terminal C. It says 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:30.400 Terminal C passenger pick up five. She was dummy, I'm 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:35.680 at Terminal A. I said, what. So I then follow 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:38.720 signs for Terminal A, and the Terminal A that we 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:42.240 know and love is not open anymore. There's a brand 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:46.040 new Terminal A. I don't know if you're aware of this, supermodern. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:48.680 So you have to like go on roads where your 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.920 NAV system makes it look like you're driving through nothing 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.440 because there's no roads there, new roads, new new new roads. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:58.720 Who's this? Who this? So I circle around and I 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:00.920 go down and around, up and around, and I get 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.280 to the new terminal and not only is there the 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:07.399 passenger pickup area on the right, but the passenger pickup 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.680 area on the left is only for lyft and Uber 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:15.159 and professional pickups. Yeah, because for years they've they've been 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.520 chasing those people out of the airport and now we 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.480 have a modern one terminal is modern. So that being said, 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.280 I just wanted to shout out Newark Airport. They got 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.560 one cool terminal. Now. I had to take an uber 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:30.800 last night, so I got in the car. Nice guy 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:32.679 I think his name is I think I mentioned Dimitri 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:34.600 as an example. I think his name Dmitri Demitria or 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:39.600 something like that. Really nice guy, and he had the 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.399 local sports radio station on, so I was like, oh, 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.120 you listen to in Sports and we start chatting sports, 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:50.239 Lamar Jackson and different things and Aaron Rodgers and then 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:54.080 all of a sudden, I hear, no, man, I have 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.399 to disagree with you on that, And I what was that? 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.640 So then the Dimitri goes, oh, that's my brother Craig. 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:01.800 I'm on the phone with him when you got in 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.359 the car, so he's been I was still in the 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.000 fall at him, so I said you could keep talking 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.879 to him. I'm not offended, but it was weird because 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:10.399 he had an open phone line when I got in 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:14.000 the carr. Oh, that's happened a lot. Yeah, his brother's 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.639 listening in, and then after like three minutes he chimes 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:18.960 in once he disagrees with me. So I had a 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:22.359 three way conversation with Dmitri and his brother Craig on 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.560 Uber in my uber ride, and then I'm thinking, do 0:18:25.680 --> 0:18:26.960 I have to be nice to Craig to get a 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:28.520 good Uber rating? Do I have to be nice to 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:30.560 both of them? They're not supposed to be on the phone, 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.280 by the way, while you're while they're driving the car, 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:36.760 but a lot of them do it because they've got 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.119 long hours. And I didn't have a problem with it 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.440 because Craig actually turned out to be very friendly and 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.840 we had a great conversation about sports. I said good night, 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:45.680 good night, Craig, the whole thing. So I got out 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:48.600 of the car. I give the guy five stars because 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:51.040 he was he was good, and he drove a little extra. 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:53.120 I needed a lift in my car. I had left 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.720 it somewhere and he drove me to my car. Was great, 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:00.440 and he drove off and I put in five stars, 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:02.000 and I'm like, you know what, now, I haven't been 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.080 an uber in a while. Used to be you could 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:07.600 say like what they were good at. They were friendly, talkative. Yeah, 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:09.520 like there was none of that. Did they get rid 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.840 of that? Is that gone? I don't see it anymore. 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:15.159 I just hit the five star button, give him a 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.040 nice twenty percent tip, and I'm on my way, right, 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.240 So I gave him. I gave shocks. It was like 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:21.880 twelve bucks. I gave him six dollars on twelve again, 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:23.879 like a fifty percent tip because he was nice and 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:25.440 I want to make sure Craig got all the money. 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.160 You know, I looked at my review, my rating. Now 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:34.920 I can imagine what your rating is. I've worked my 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:37.840 way back. But okay, go ahead, I have some I'll 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:39.560 tell you the thing. I have a perfect rating on 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:43.080 eBay right because I'm really good at it and I'm 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:46.400 nice to people. This podcast aside, I'm nice to people, 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.600 and so I always talked to the drivers, I have conversations. 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:54.280 I talk about the neighborhoods. I'm I'm a really good passenger. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:57.199 I think, so I look scary. What do you think 0:19:57.240 --> 0:20:02.680 My uber rating is? Well, first of all, out of five, 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:05.480 out of five, and they go they go, you know, point, 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:08.240 then they go by point point, get to four. You 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:10.639 get a couple of four five. I think you're I 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:14.199 think you're uber rating is like a four point careful 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.880 four point six based on what why would it be four? 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.040 And that's that's bad, by the way, I know that 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.200 that's awful. Well, my well, let me tell you what 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:25.840 my ruber rating is first and then I'll get to 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:29.399 on you go. Yeah, my Ruber rating at net at 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:35.080