1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: You dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 3: I sure do, all right. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 4: So a month ago I got a I got a 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 4: paternity test on my son without my wife knowing. 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 2: Okay, why did you do that? 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: Well, okay, so I'm Mexican and my wife is Columbiana, 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:33,919 Speaker 1: and we have dark hair, we have brown eyes. Our 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: parents both olive skin, darker skin darker. 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 3: You get the idea, right. 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: Like, and our son was born blue eyes, blae hair. 12 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 2: I mean, it happens, right, we'll see. 13 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: So that's the thing. And I thought, okay, okay, it's fine, 14 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 1: it's fine. But then I'm like thinking, and I'm looking, 15 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: I'm thinking of my uncles and my aunts. I'm like, 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: no one really has. 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 5: So after a couple of years, you know, I was like, oh, 18 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 5: and I get comments from people just being jerks about 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 5: like the commentary you get. 20 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 3: When you get a new born. People feel like they 21 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 3: can say anything. 22 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 1: And they were saying like, oh, it's the mailman baby, 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: you know. 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 3: What I mean? 25 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 6: Like yeah, like really, and it got to me, got 26 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 6: to me, right, it got to me. 27 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,960 Speaker 3: So that's why I did it. And so he's mine, 28 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 3: he's mine mine. 29 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 2: Why congratulations you. 30 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 4: Have a son. 31 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 3: I was relieve. 32 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 1: I was relieved, like totally relieved, and then just like 33 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: one hundred percent like just guilty because I just did this, 34 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: and I you know, so I brought it up jokingly 35 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: with my wife, like. 36 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 6: You know, the other day, so and so big this 37 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 6: comment whatever would if we just got to let's go 38 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,559 Speaker 6: get a paternity says just you know, blah blah blah. 39 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 3: Kind of like try to and she got his. 40 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 6: You well, of course, and then like an idiot, you know, 41 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 6: I'm hearing all these other things, and I have no 42 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 6: reason to doubt my wife's faithfulness. 43 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm I'm just like okay, I. 44 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: Think like I literally like one day, I'm thinking, okay, 45 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna put this in the vault, you know, 46 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: it's calling like I'm going to my deathbed with it 47 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: forever and no one's gonna know about this. And then 48 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: the next day I'm like, well, I gotta be honest 49 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: and open and I'm gonna tell her. 50 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 2: And then she'll put you in your deathbed. 51 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 3: I mean, that's what I feel like, That's what I 52 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 3: keep thinking. The second I think of that, I think 53 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 3: of that. Yeah, I don't. 54 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 2: Just keep it no harm fowl, right, Okay, It was. 55 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 6: Not like I just was walking around deciding this. People 56 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 6: are just you know, saying the things that people say. 57 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 1: And well that was where I was an idiot, was 58 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 1: listening to the people instead of looking at my beautiful 59 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: wife and and just knowing that I. 60 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 3: Had no reason. 61 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 2: You know, well, thank you for telling us secret. It's 62 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 2: your kid. 63 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: It's good to get it off my chest that that's 64 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: very relieved that it's my kids. 65 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 2: Well, what's your dirty little secret.