WEBVTT - Gandhi Sleeps With WHAT?!!?

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<v Speaker 1>Put your hands together and we're going to stop the party.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm reading a party, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran after Party.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, and everybody, Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>He can and Tandy when he's got that tam and.

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<v Speaker 1>Ew when he's just being ew. Okay, we were coming

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<v Speaker 1>up with nicknames for Andrew. I think it was really great.

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<v Speaker 1>But they liked.

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<v Speaker 5>Andrew Andrew Andrew like that one, and you know, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>It all works after, you know, I've gotten so used

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<v Speaker 4>to being called Andy now that nothing can really hate it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I hat it's never anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't really ever call him Andy unless I call

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<v Speaker 1>him Andy Kine. I call him Andrew, but I hear

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<v Speaker 1>Scott call him Andy all the time. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>At this point, that woman from some TV show, Laura

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<v Speaker 4>bell Blue I think her name was, she was a producer,

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<v Speaker 4>Linda bell Blue yep, and she said it Andy yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew's like, that's not it's not my name.

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<v Speaker 4>But then it just stuck and so now it's that's

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<v Speaker 4>just that man whatever, and.

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<v Speaker 2>For Andrew it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's better than Drew do not like Drew.

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<v Speaker 1>Called it Drew Pug for a while. He didn't like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Okay, one that I had was a small, weird

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<v Speaker 4>fear that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have got right into it.

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<v Speaker 4>Pelicans, Pelican pelicans, pelicans do. I'll tell you what pelicans do.

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<v Speaker 4>They have stomach acid that dissolves the living creature in

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<v Speaker 4>their stomach. So when they swallow a fish in finding

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<v Speaker 4>like Nemo, all the cute little pelican that scoops him

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<v Speaker 4>up and the fish are in there. When they swallow it,

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<v Speaker 4>the fish is still alive and gets burned alive by

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<v Speaker 4>their stomach acid.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, would happen if.

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<v Speaker 1>We swallowed a fish alive? What if you swallow like

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<v Speaker 1>a goldfish that I know we don't have terrif?

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<v Speaker 4>I just hate them. I hate pelicans. I hate pelicans.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a thing with birds too.

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<v Speaker 4>He doesn't like birds. I don't. I always think they're

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<v Speaker 4>going to peck me. I just do. I don't trust

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<v Speaker 4>a bird. I've never trusted trust a bird.

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<v Speaker 5>Or a raven or a crow or an African gray parrot.

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<v Speaker 4>No, who has those as pets? Lots of people African

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<v Speaker 4>gray They talked to me, huge vocabular red tail. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 4>Now we had My aunt had a bird named Tiki,

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<v Speaker 4>and let me tell you, Tiki. It was like, don't

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<v Speaker 4>go near him. He's a bad bird. He would bite everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, imagine being able to fly and some a hole

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<v Speaker 1>has you in a cage.

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<v Speaker 4>I bite too, you know what, I get it. But

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<v Speaker 4>that's that's why I don't trust them, and they scare

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<v Speaker 4>me all birds. Never have I ever met a bird

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<v Speaker 4>that I'd say, oh, I'd like to have that as

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<v Speaker 4>a pet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, you know what else, he's terrified of dolphins always.

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<v Speaker 4>They are too smart.

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<v Speaker 1>He thinks they're going to try and have their way

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<v Speaker 1>with him.

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<v Speaker 4>I think there's a lot of things that could go

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<v Speaker 4>on with dolphins that we're not talking about. Think about it.

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<v Speaker 4>They're all just clicking underwater. They can hear things from

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<v Speaker 4>miles away. They're too smart. They're coordinating something genius.

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<v Speaker 6>See that's my theory too. Not that I'm scared of dolphins,

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<v Speaker 6>but if humans didn't evolve to the point where we're

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<v Speaker 6>I guess masters of the universe, it would have been dolphins.

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<v Speaker 6>Dolphins would have been the creature that takes over the

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<v Speaker 6>planet and runs runs the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Or did they and they went back in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>There is evidence that said dolphins could walk for a

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<v Speaker 1>short amount of time, said f This went back to

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<v Speaker 1>the water, But really, researchers believe of all the animals,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be the octopus that would take over. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that the octopus is far smarter than the dolphin, and

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<v Speaker 1>that they actually have alien like qualities to survive anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, adding that to my list, what the monkeys.

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<v Speaker 3>Monkeys they're so smart, like, you know, didn't we.

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<v Speaker 2>Evolve our essentially right, like we are apes to a

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<v Speaker 2>certain degree.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so some more than others.

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<v Speaker 3>They could be taken over, you know, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I feel like with octopus they're er

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<v Speaker 4>because they can like camouflage, they can like use their

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<v Speaker 4>limbs to go in and out of jars and change.

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<v Speaker 1>Their RNA like that the drop of a dime, they

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<v Speaker 1>can just change it. Yeah, they're so tasty, the octopie.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you talking?

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna come get you.

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<v Speaker 2>You just occupied, all right, So restate your question.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, it was a small, weird fear that you have,

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<v Speaker 4>although I feel pelicans and dolphins are both big fears, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine's total one to eighty. It's it's sharding myself.

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<v Speaker 7>That's very irrational, I think everybody, but like it's it

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<v Speaker 7>is really not a small thing, right, but it is

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<v Speaker 7>a very irrational, like I know, I'm not most of

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<v Speaker 7>the time going to.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a moment last.

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<v Speaker 6>Week where I, I don't know if you guys noticed,

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<v Speaker 6>I just left because I had to fart.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was gambling. I'm like this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't feel I a gambling man. But if you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure, it's around seven to fifteen am and

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone is open.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so that's mine. Who's next? Mine?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Mine Mayo. And of clowns, like you know, real clowns

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<v Speaker 3>like from the Circus, do not like them. There's a

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<v Speaker 3>reason though, because I watched Little House on the Prairie

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<v Speaker 3>and the episode where a girl got raped by the clown.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot the kid's name. It was a two part

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<v Speaker 3>and stupid me watched both parts and that was it.

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<v Speaker 3>After that, I was petrified of clowns.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, are freaky. Yeah, I know a couple in

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<v Speaker 1>real life. You should be afraid of them. Very strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's some I think mine's kind of more of a

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<v Speaker 1>big one. I'm trying to think of a little stupid one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate I don't know if it's fear though. I

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<v Speaker 1>do not like when people touch my wrist. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>me want to vomit. Yeah, it's very gross, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>can easily be neutralized if you grab my wrist. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate it. Yeah, I hate it. They're just too many.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister used to squeeze them real hard when I

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<v Speaker 1>was little because there are pressure points in your wrists

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna make my fingers such disgusting. But the

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<v Speaker 1>bigger one is the dark. I'm petrified of the dark.

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<v Speaker 2>Night light. Of course you have a night.

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<v Speaker 1>Light, for sure. I hate the dark. Can't stand it.

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<v Speaker 2>Nightlight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not super bright because I don't want to like

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<v Speaker 1>f up my circadian rhythm. But it's bright enough that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if I woke up, I know exactly where I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Brandon complain about the night light?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a light directly above my head and

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<v Speaker 1>I can just tap it and it turns on immediately. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 6>So is it the dark or what is lurking in

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<v Speaker 6>the dark? What are you more scared of?

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<v Speaker 1>If you's lurking in the dark, it's not the actual dark.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, if.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that that's.

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<v Speaker 4>It could be a dolphin, It could be a Pelican.

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<v Speaker 4>You never know.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if we were in this room and it was

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<v Speaker 1>dark outside and we're all sitting here talking the lights

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<v Speaker 1>went out, I would just freeze and I would slowly

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<v Speaker 1>back up to a wall, like I just need to

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. I hate the dark. I'm too imaginative,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it is. My brain's is so powerful. So

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<v Speaker 1>is this why when we do because of the because

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<v Speaker 1>it's because of the things jumping out trying to be scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this why when we.

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<v Speaker 3>Do blood manner, you go in the fluorescent room, so

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<v Speaker 3>there's a little bit of.

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<v Speaker 1>Light going in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have to even show up for that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>We appreciate it. Saint Jude's Daniel, I do this for

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<v Speaker 3>you Chamber twenty eighth this year. By the way, you're

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<v Speaker 3>hearing this.

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<v Speaker 4>Before, Wow, wow, Okay, scary that No, I can't you know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking for me, it's marriage going to being left out,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the album. No, No, you know, going to bed

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<v Speaker 5>at night and you know, I'm afraid. I'm afraid of

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<v Speaker 5>something crawling in my ear. You know, I don't like bugs,

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<v Speaker 5>like bed bugs and things like that. I'm not afraid

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<v Speaker 5>of the dark. I'm afraid of what comes out in

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<v Speaker 5>the dark, like sometimes those are the things that do

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<v Speaker 5>you know? And it's a stupid fear because I'm like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't really have any roaches and things anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not on one, you know, But.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm afraid of drilled into our brains as kids. What

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<v Speaker 6>was the story you eat three eight?

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<v Speaker 2>It used to be eight fighters.

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<v Speaker 6>Throughout the course of a year, they found out that

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<v Speaker 6>was a bogus. Yeah, but yeah, still crawling in your

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<v Speaker 6>ears that happens pretty regularly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every night, that's real.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know somebody who had a cockroach in her head.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>A roach crawling in your ear and it was in

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<v Speaker 1>there to the point that it was like giving her

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<v Speaker 1>a headaches? What is that? So you can hear it?

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<v Speaker 6>Have you imagine making I would gladly ship my pants.

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<v Speaker 1>How big was it? Do they know how big it was?

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<v Speaker 4>She said it was a little one right, Honestly the

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<v Speaker 4>picture I was thinking it was like, oh, it might

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<v Speaker 4>be like a little No, it was big enough where

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<v Speaker 4>you showed up in a picture of your face they.

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<v Speaker 7>Can get into Yeah, no, thank you, that's scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think any of these were little. These were

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<v Speaker 1>all big. Yeah, these were all big things.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just surprised you're afraid of the dark that much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so afraid of that, I see.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would never have told him that, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm never going to put myself in a position

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the dark with him.

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<v Speaker 4>I already know these idiots the Morse come source grabber wrists.

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<v Speaker 2>I do bite

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<v Speaker 3>By elst Ran after party