Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran's phone.
Speaker 2: Tap, Garrett, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Ashley is playing a phone tap on her boyfriend Tony.
Speaker 1: They may plans you out to lunch, but Ashley said
Speaker 1: that Tony's always fashionably late when he goes out anywhere.
Speaker 1: So let's play a phone tap on him and say
Speaker 1: that he's already late for lunch. But he really isn't
Speaker 1: Does he? Watch how he gets sick and tired of this?
Speaker 1: Says yeah, I hear words that the people in this
Speaker 1: phone type are very Jersey shores. Yes's day. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: let's see what happens here we go?
Speaker 3: Hello, where are you?
Speaker 2: I'm at home?
Speaker 3: What are you supposed to be here? Like fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 2: I just got out of the shower. I'm getting ready
Speaker 2: to meet you. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Are you blow drying your hair
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I just put the bronze on. It's trying, okay, just come.
Speaker 3: Just put a hat on. This is ridiculous, like, come on,
Speaker 3: oh well.
Speaker 2: This is what do you? You don't want routine?
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in the freaking waiting area. They won't let
Speaker 3: me in because they said that everybody, And.
Speaker 2: You know it takes me twenty minutes to do my hair. Okay,
Speaker 2: what are you doing right now?
Speaker 3: Are you putting?
Speaker 1: Geling it?
Speaker 2: And then I gotta blow it out?
Speaker 3: And then what do you gotta do?
Speaker 2: And then I gotta do all my stuff together? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. And then you know I said
Speaker 2: I I still I have to iron my bad.
Speaker 3: Probably hat on, putting a pair of jeans and a shirt.
Speaker 2: And hoping that on. I can't blow my hair out
Speaker 2: while I'm on the phone with you.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're gonna make me late for work? Why
Speaker 3: do you always have to do this to me?
Speaker 2: What he's talking about? I'm not doing anything I'm doing
Speaker 2: me just shit on me. I'm late. I know I'm
Speaker 2: not late. I just got out of shower, up in time. Time.
Speaker 2: It's not perfectly. I come looking like I do right now.
Speaker 2: I feel out of place. Everybody's gonna be looking at
Speaker 2: me like, what the hell is this guy doing? You
Speaker 2: know what I mean, looking like I do right now?
Speaker 2: You know what I do?
Speaker 1: Why I can't hold your table much longer?
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend is really late. He's
Speaker 3: he takes actually longer to get ready than I do,
Speaker 3: so I really, what are you doing their table?
Speaker 2: Is this strange? He'll be yelling at I wanna get there.
Speaker 2: He's gonna start looking at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: Our policy is to only hold tables fifteen minutes past
Speaker 1: the reservation.
Speaker 2: What am I have to take care of her?
Speaker 1: Watkins?
Speaker 2: Hello, man, this is sir guy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I was just under the assumption she
Speaker 1: was waiting for one of her girlfriends.
Speaker 2: No, I'm with boyfriend. Now, I'm dude. Put her on
Speaker 2: the table. I'm running a little bit behind. I guess
Speaker 2: I'll get tied up with some things.
Speaker 1: I'll be there shortly, tied up with what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's been waiting here for a half hour, sir. I
Speaker 1: mean I can't just sit here.
Speaker 2: It'll look well, she showed up early. Okay, we had
Speaker 2: a specific time, and that wasn't the time. I just
Speaker 2: got finished through my eyebrows. I'm gonna be there in
Speaker 2: a few minutes, okay, So all right, I might as.
Speaker 1: Well have lunch with her. I'll have lunch with her.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: Oh no, No, that's what are you talking about. You've
Speaker 2: seen her. Okay, let me talk to your manager. Let
Speaker 2: me talk to your manager.
Speaker 1: I will go look for him, but I will put
Speaker 1: your lovely lady back on the phone. He's all yours,
Speaker 1: He's all good. Don't worry, he said, he'll be right here.
Speaker 3: Hey, are you gonna be here in like two minutes that.
Speaker 2: I think he is. I swear to guy, We're gonna
Speaker 2: go somewhere else. Ee. I'm not eating.
Speaker 3: That's just why I wanted to go right love this.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not there. You're talking down and it you
Speaker 2: wanted to sit down and have lunch with you. That's
Speaker 2: how rude he was. He's like, let me have lunch
Speaker 2: with her. Like he's picking up on my girl and
Speaker 2: insulting me all in the same phone conversation. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna lose my over with this guy.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I keep.
Speaker 2: On top of everything. I love my chaps.
Speaker 3: Stick at the house, Honey, hold on the nature de sack,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold.
Speaker 2: On good, Put you on the phone. Put that on
Speaker 2: the phone. I want to talk to him right now.
Speaker 1: Hey, sir, are you feeling?
Speaker 2: What? How you doing? You don't want to see me.
Speaker 2: When I get that pal, I'm gonna rip you.
Speaker 1: You will be the orange guy coming at me like
Speaker 1: a madman.
Speaker 2: You want to be the bloody guy when I get
Speaker 2: down with you. You betta shut up. You want to
Speaker 2: not be there when I get there. Okay, you betta
Speaker 2: be on break. So if I see you on the
Speaker 2: proof of my fist in your face, boy.
Speaker 1: That, I think this might be the best time to
Speaker 1: tell you that you just got phone tapped. What my
Speaker 1: name's Garathan Milvis during in the morning show and you
Speaker 1: just got phone tap by your girlfriend Ashley.
Speaker 2: That just Tony, that was always kidding me. Right now
Speaker 2: you went sat
Speaker 1: Right now and the Elvis Durant phone down