WEBVTT - The Guido Lunch Reservation

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran's phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap, Garrett, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Ashley is playing a phone tap on her boyfriend Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>They may plans you out to lunch, but Ashley said

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<v Speaker 1>that Tony's always fashionably late when he goes out anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's play a phone tap on him and say

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<v Speaker 1>that he's already late for lunch. But he really isn't

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<v Speaker 1>Does he? Watch how he gets sick and tired of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Says yeah, I hear words that the people in this

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<v Speaker 1>phone type are very Jersey shores. Yes's day. Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what happens here we go?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, where are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at home?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you supposed to be here? Like fifteen minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got out of the shower. I'm getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>to meet you. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing? Are you blow drying your hair

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<v Speaker 3>right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I just put the bronze on. It's trying, okay, just come.

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<v Speaker 3>Just put a hat on. This is ridiculous, like, come on,

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<v Speaker 3>oh well.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what do you? You don't want routine?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting in the freaking waiting area. They won't let

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<v Speaker 3>me in because they said that everybody, And.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it takes me twenty minutes to do my hair. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you putting?

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<v Speaker 1>Geling it?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I gotta blow it out?

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<v Speaker 3>And then what do you gotta do?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I gotta do all my stuff together? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. And then you know I said

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<v Speaker 2>I I still I have to iron my bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably hat on, putting a pair of jeans and a shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>And hoping that on. I can't blow my hair out

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<v Speaker 2>while I'm on the phone with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you're gonna make me late for work? Why

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<v Speaker 3>do you always have to do this to me?

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<v Speaker 2>What he's talking about? I'm not doing anything I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>me just shit on me. I'm late. I know I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not late. I just got out of shower, up in time. Time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not perfectly. I come looking like I do right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel out of place. Everybody's gonna be looking at

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<v Speaker 2>me like, what the hell is this guy doing? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, looking like I do right now?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Why I can't hold your table much longer?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend is really late. He's

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<v Speaker 3>he takes actually longer to get ready than I do,

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<v Speaker 3>so I really, what are you doing their table?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this strange? He'll be yelling at I wanna get there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna start looking at me like I'm crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Our policy is to only hold tables fifteen minutes past

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<v Speaker 1>the reservation.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I have to take care of her?

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<v Speaker 1>Watkins?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, man, this is sir guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry. I was just under the assumption she

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<v Speaker 1>was waiting for one of her girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm with boyfriend. Now, I'm dude. Put her on

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<v Speaker 2>the table. I'm running a little bit behind. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get tied up with some things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there shortly, tied up with what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been waiting here for a half hour, sir. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I can't just sit here.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll look well, she showed up early. Okay, we had

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<v Speaker 2>a specific time, and that wasn't the time. I just

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<v Speaker 2>got finished through my eyebrows. I'm gonna be there in

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<v Speaker 2>a few minutes, okay, So all right, I might as.

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<v Speaker 1>Well have lunch with her. I'll have lunch with her.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, No, that's what are you talking about. You've

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<v Speaker 2>seen her. Okay, let me talk to your manager. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me talk to your manager.

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<v Speaker 1>I will go look for him, but I will put

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<v Speaker 1>your lovely lady back on the phone. He's all yours,

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<v Speaker 1>He's all good. Don't worry, he said, he'll be right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, are you gonna be here in like two minutes that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he is. I swear to guy, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go somewhere else. Ee. I'm not eating.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just why I wanted to go right love this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not there. You're talking down and it you

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to sit down and have lunch with you. That's

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<v Speaker 2>how rude he was. He's like, let me have lunch

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<v Speaker 2>with her. Like he's picking up on my girl and

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<v Speaker 2>insulting me all in the same phone conversation. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lose my over with this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I keep.

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<v Speaker 2>On top of everything. I love my chaps.

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<v Speaker 3>Stick at the house, Honey, hold on the nature de sack,

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<v Speaker 3>hold on, hold.

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<v Speaker 2>On good, Put you on the phone. Put that on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone. I want to talk to him right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, sir, are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 2>What? How you doing? You don't want to see me.

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<v Speaker 2>When I get that pal, I'm gonna rip you.

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<v Speaker 1>You will be the orange guy coming at me like

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<v Speaker 1>a madman.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to be the bloody guy when I get

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<v Speaker 2>down with you. You betta shut up. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>not be there when I get there. Okay, you betta

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<v Speaker 2>be on break. So if I see you on the

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<v Speaker 2>proof of my fist in your face, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>That, I think this might be the best time to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that you just got phone tapped. What my

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<v Speaker 1>name's Garathan Milvis during in the morning show and you

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<v Speaker 1>just got phone tap by your girlfriend Ashley.

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<v Speaker 2>That just Tony, that was always kidding me. Right now

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<v Speaker 2>you went sat

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<v Speaker 1>Right now and the Elvis Durant phone down