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Speaker 1: How are you good morning?

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, how are.

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Speaker 1: You doing great? Trying to help you out though with

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Speaker 1: this guy Derek. So this is someone you met in

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Speaker 1: a bar a few weeks ago, and then what happened?

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Speaker 2: Now, So we hung out like the whole night when

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Speaker 2: we met in the bar. We even ended up back

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Speaker 2: don't know what happened. Like I thought we would have

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Speaker 2: been like dating by now, planning our wedding and our

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Speaker 1: Like oh wow, So it was like that, like you

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Speaker 1: you went on this date and you could envision the future.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a great night. We spent the whole

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Speaker 3: But you didn't tell him that, did you? On the date?

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Speaker 1: Like I envisioned my entire future with you, Like you

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Speaker 1: didn't talk about the kids. You're gonna have stuff on

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Speaker 1: the first date. Because I can, we can, we can

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Speaker 1: stop this right now, I can. I can tell you

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Speaker 1: what happened. Okay, I didn't tell him that? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: So you went on this great date and you liked

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Speaker 1: him obviously, and you were hoping to see him again

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Speaker 2: I've tied too, but like he's not responding, and I

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Speaker 1: Well, as Paulina would say on Waiting by the Phone,

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Speaker 1: it's the tail so old as time, because you know,

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Speaker 1: you go out with somebody. Dating is tough. Everyone who's

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Speaker 1: finally you know, all my hard work is paid off

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Speaker 1: and all the bad dates I've been on, and then

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Speaker 1: they don't call you back. So let's let's call this

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Speaker 1: guy Derek. You'll be on the phone at the same time.

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Speaker 1: We'll ask some questions and hopefully we can figure out

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Speaker 3: Date that we pay for. Sound good gounds great, Let's

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Speaker 3: see what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Part two of Waiting on the Phone Right after Sabrina Carpenter.

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Speaker 1: Two minutes from now, we'll do it. The Fred Show's on.

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Speaker 1: Don't move, Sabrina Carpenter, It's the Fred Show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Hey, Kaylin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and by the way, she spells a k y

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Speaker 1: l y n, which is one of the many spellings

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Speaker 3: Caylen.

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Speaker 1: Yes, in addition to Caitlin and Courtney and Steve and

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Speaker 1: Bob and everything else, they call you, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They call me Bob. I was going to ask, so

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Speaker 1: How she's supposed to Yeah, yeah, she's Caitlin. Is a

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Speaker 1: but then that's k A y l y n. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to specify because you don't see that

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Speaker 3: Kayln, Yes, I need to know why. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi is this Derek? Hey Derek, good morning. My

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Speaker 4: Ah, it's just like a gotcha thing or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't say that necessarily, doesn't doesn't have

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Speaker 1: And by the way, you can hang up any time.

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Speaker 1: If you're uncomfortable, you can hang up any time. But

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Speaker 5: It was just a really bad night and I don't

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Speaker 4: Pay for it. She was too drunk for that. I

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Speaker 5: So she needs to learn how to use a toilet

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Speaker 5: and be properly toilet trained.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, toilet trained, not on the floor. That's funny. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, well, there's Kaylin Kayln. Derek, there's the gotchi part.

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Speaker 1: else's we'll call excrement or you know, like whatever it

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was turned off like from that right there.

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Speaker 4: I was just like, I'll never I never want to.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to kiss you. She tried to kiss me,

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Speaker 1: It's very hard. It's very hard to caln what happened.

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you got too drunk, but like why

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Speaker 2: You know, like it happens, It wasn't on purpose, Like

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Speaker 4: You did not you you thought you did, but you're

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Speaker 5: You tried to clean it up by taking out a

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, really, see a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh girl, this is what you needed to do,

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Speaker 3: You got to go over the top to make this better.

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Speaker 2: I remember the tissue. I remember being on my hands

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Speaker 3: I think something.

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Speaker 6: You think they were just smeared it in the carpet. Girl,

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I tried to cover it with a pillow like it

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Speaker 1: But in fairness, it's fairness to that woman. She cleaned everything,

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Speaker 3: Did you ever see her again?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, but not a net capacity, so yeah no.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I mean what I'm saying is I felt

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Speaker 2: I just feel like I tried my best for what

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Speaker 3: Like next day, no drinks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, So how about that? How about

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Speaker 1: that next date? No drinks? Would you give her another chance?

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Speaker 1: Because it sounded like everything was going well. I mean

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Speaker 1: she did wind up back at your place. In fairness, yeah, don't.

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Speaker 4: Do it, No of course not.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Galen, but there's a no go.

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Speaker 4: You know there's a no go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know there's a no go.

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Speaker 2: I tried.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you did.

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Speaker 1: I think that's part of the problem is I don't

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Speaker 1: really really wanted to see again. But anyway, and now

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Speaker 1: he's left with this bad taste in his mouth, no

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Speaker 1: I feel bad for you, but it's not going to

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Speaker 1: work out. Guys. Thank you both for your time. Best

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Speaker 1: of luck out there, all right, Thanks guys. Caitlin's up

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Speaker 1: next to the Entertainment Report. In two minutes time Breaker

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Speaker 1: would showby Shelley for nine hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Sidney will be here next as well.

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Speaker 2: Maybe