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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Wed Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, this is Sergeant

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Speaker 1: jimmy birthday from the police Department, and I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Timothy. Uh yeah, this is timing. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Is everything okay? Well that depends how you

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Speaker 1: define Okay. I have to ask you some questions. Uh sure, sure.

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Speaker 1: How how's the meat meat? I've been churing a little

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Speaker 1: meat at home. Yeah, I mean it's just a little

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Speaker 1: hobby I got. But and you've been purchasing that meat

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Speaker 1: from the back of a butcher's shop. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything illegal about purchasing meat from

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Speaker 1: a butcher's shop. Well, there is a few things illegal

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Speaker 1: about that when you're purchasing exotic meats from endangered animals. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: All right, now, I didn't know that they were still

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Speaker 1: in any illegal or exotic meat. I didn't know. I

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Speaker 1: would like to offer myself to go undercover. As long

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Speaker 1: as it keeps me out of trouble and it keeps

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Speaker 1: my family safe, then I want to be involved. Well,

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Speaker 1: since you brought it up, that's an interesting idea, because

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Speaker 1: we have been looking for someone to infiltrate this criminal organization.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for agreeing to do this. I

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Speaker 1: do believe you that you really didn't know exactly what

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Speaker 1: you were getting yourself into. The meats tastes really good.

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Speaker 1: You've eaten some of the meat I did, but it did? You?

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Speaker 1: Just tell me what I have been eating? Please? Well,

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Speaker 1: we believe his name is Chad. I'm hoping that you

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Speaker 1: can draw your own conclusion. Here's what's the Chad. I

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Speaker 1: would say that this particular Chad was about six one

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Speaker 1: two and twenty pounds, sandy brown hair, and apparently I

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Speaker 1: had a real zest for life according to his family. No,

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Speaker 1: you're making it sound like Chad was a dude, like

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Speaker 1: Chad was. Chad was a dude. Yes, Chad was a dude,

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Speaker 1: got mixed up with the wrong crowd, and now I

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Speaker 1: guess he's in your refrigerator or wherever you're hanging your meats. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm really in Chad. Yes, sir, that I regretfully inform

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Speaker 1: you that, yes, you've been eating Chad. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sick. I gotta I gotta call my wife.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell her nothing. I gotta tell her. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: your wife didn't have any chad. Yeah, she did, she did.

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Speaker 1: I gave my watch some chad the other day. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what she's gonna do'sna's fast, she's gonna she's

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Speaker 1: gonna divorce me. Well, it's kind of funny that you said.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like she's divorcing you for another man.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bad time for a joke, Officer, Jimmy birthday.

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Speaker 1: You can't stop with a joke sometimes. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if this is a time pershumor. Well, at this point,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're an accomplice. I've just got a

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Speaker 1: few more questions for you, and then we'll discuss some

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Speaker 1: options as far as maybe going undercover to seeing you

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Speaker 1: you can take them down, or testifying anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Give me the questions. Let's just get this over with.

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Speaker 1: When you served the chad, what sort of dipping sauce

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Speaker 1: did you use? It's not as sauce. We put the

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Speaker 1: spices on the outside and roll chat in salt and

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Speaker 1: pepper and garlic, cayenne, peppyririka. Any horse radish on chat

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Speaker 1: at all? Chad? I swear we didn't put any horse

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Speaker 1: radish on Chad. Oh, okay, Well, I was just wondering

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Speaker 1: for myself because it sounds actually a delish the way

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Speaker 1: that you do describe preparing Chad, I thought was some

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Speaker 1: horse radish on the side. Might even forget that I'm

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Speaker 1: eating human you know what I mean? Sounds good, I was.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is really good time for jokes.

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Speaker 1: I feel I just found up that I've been eating

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Speaker 1: a chat and okay, so no, I think Chad's coming up. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you know. This is a fun prank

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Speaker 1: and it's actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Candace set you up.

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Speaker 1: What do you still feel sick? Are you kidding me? Right?

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Speaker 1: Your wife said that you're taking up a new hobby

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Speaker 1: of carring meat, so we figured to'd call you and

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Speaker 1: tell you that you got the most exotic meat of

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Speaker 1: all Chad. Yeah, I was freaking out. I'm over here

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Speaker 1: trying to stick my fingers down. Don't do that. Don't

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Speaker 1: waste good, Chad, dude. Then Jubil Show on demand