1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, Hello, Hello, is 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: this Vince? Hi? Yeah? Hey, Well sorry, you gotta speak 3 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: up there, son, I was clear on my throat, couldn't 4 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: hear you? Oh my ask who's calling? Well, I think 5 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: this might be the only question I allow you to ask. 6 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: But yes, this is Shelby's dad. Oh right, right, she 7 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: she told me you'd be calling. I just didn't realize 8 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: it was you. Yeah, you want to take my daughter 9 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: out on a date. Huh, yes, sir, Yeah, I would 10 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: really like to take her out on a nice dinner date. 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: But you know, she said, if I wanted to, I 12 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: would have to talk to you first. Well that's right, 13 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: because she's a good girl. I look out for my 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,959 Speaker 1: daughter's best interests. And you want to take her out 15 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 1: to dinner. You don't think I know what that means? 16 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: Oh no, I literally just want to take her out 17 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: to dinner. Yeah. I want three facts about you, Vince 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: that can convince me to let you go out with 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: Daddy's precious little angel baby doll girl. Was that enough 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: imaginatives for you? Well, you know I have a full 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: time job, so I can afford to pay. Oh wow, 22 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: not impressed? You got a job. Huh, good for you, 23 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: So it does most of the world. Is that what 24 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: you want to do? You want to not have a job. 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: You want to get a van and drive around the 26 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 1: country smoking smoke stuff and reefing, reefing, popping mushrooms in 27 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: your nose, growing your hair out long, and singing songs 28 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: about hugging people. This is America, damn it. And I'm 29 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: tired of you guys riding your bus vans around doing 30 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: all kinds of pill pushing and popping and touching. I'm 31 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: not that type of person at all. I don't I 32 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: don't know where you're coming from. Well, kind of car 33 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: you drive, Vince? I drive word explore, ford explore. Huh, yeah, 34 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: you don't do You don't drive a van. No, with 35 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:12,399 Speaker 1: your hippie friends and wearie friend wearing hemp dresses. You're 36 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: not wearing a hemp dress right now? Are you a 37 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: hemp dress? No? I'm wearing jeans in a shirt. You 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: know what I'm wearing. What are you wearing? I'm wearing 39 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: nothing but a bathrobe right now? Vince? Oh okay, Um, 40 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: didn't really need to know that. H Well, I want 41 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: to tell you that because if you want to go 42 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: out with my daughter. You still want to go with 43 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 1: my daughter, then I need you to come over to 44 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:43,519 Speaker 1: my place right now and massage my back. Slip out 45 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: of this bathrobe, nothing sexual, lay down on my front 46 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: side and you can massage the knots out of my 47 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: lower back. If you want to go out with my daughter, 48 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: you'll do it. Honestly, I don't even want to go 49 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: out with your daughter. That bad If I means I 50 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: have to come in like massage your back, with all 51 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: due respects, go yourself, old man. I might do just 52 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: that in a minute. I'm wearing a bathrope easy access. 53 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: Hey Vnce, what's going on? What's going on? Is this 54 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone 55 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: prank on you? Oh? Oh my god? So wait this 56 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 1: is a joke. Yes, your friend Shelby set you up 57 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: the girl that you've been asking out. Oh no, she 58 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: said that she told you you had to convince her 59 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: dad if she was going to go out with you. 60 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: So this whole thing was an elaborate setup for a 61 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: prank phone call. Oh god, do I really have to 62 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: go through her dad? No? I would just pretending to 63 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: be your dad. She said she would love to go 64 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: out with you, but she wanted to do it this way. 65 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: So there you go. Vince. You're hippie. You're along with 66 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: those mushrooms you're putting in your ear holes. You got 67 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: a date with Shelby as well. Oh my god, I 68 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: can't wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.