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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. My subject forward today

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Speaker 1: My wife keeps leaving me and coming back. But right

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Speaker 1: now we'll talk about that. But right now we're talking

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Speaker 1: about this. The nephew is here with today's prying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? Nep Can you do my makeup?

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Speaker 1: Can you do my makeup? Sound pretty simple? Don't? Alright? Cool? Cool?

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Speaker 1: Watch this here, let's go kid. Hello, Hello, man, you

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Speaker 1: uh brandy police Brandy. My name is Carl. I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: I got a you came highly recommended. You actually you're

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Speaker 1: you actually are I'm sorry, it isn't. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I'm saying. As a makeup artist, makeup style, that's

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Speaker 1: what you what do you call it? It's makeup artists.

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Speaker 1: I'm a professional makeup artists. Okay, And you work at

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Speaker 1: the you work at the makeup counter and correct? Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: I gotta I got a photo shoot coming up, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to see about sometime this week maybe the

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Speaker 1: follow a week you could actually come and and I

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Speaker 1: hired you'd actually make me up for my photo shoot.

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Speaker 1: Is do you do a lot of photo shoots? At

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Speaker 1: all or you Yes, I should do. I've been in

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Speaker 1: the business for ten years, so I've been around. There

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Speaker 1: were fellow shoots. Okay, good deal. So what what's I mean?

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Speaker 1: You have any time this week that I can actually

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Speaker 1: just come in and we can do like a trial

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Speaker 1: run or something. Yeah. I'll actually be here Friday for

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Speaker 1: about six hours with Friday work for you. I'm here.

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Speaker 1: I started at eleven. At eleven, I mean I could

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Speaker 1: come in later, maybe like around three on Friday if

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Speaker 1: if you can you squeeze me in at that time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup for

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Speaker 1: for men? Wut? It works out the same as for

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Speaker 1: women in photo shoots. You just need some type of

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Speaker 1: crane foundation something to even out the skin tone. Uh

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Speaker 1: powder you down to take away the oils, cover up

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Speaker 1: any blemishes or anything like that. It's pretty much the same.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you don't get the whole eyeshadow and lashes

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Speaker 1: and stuff. But right, right, right right, Well I'm not

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Speaker 1: all that, but I just try to, you know, just

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Speaker 1: trying to look good. Amra um. Let me ask you this,

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Speaker 1: how much makeup have you done as far as um men?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I'm very comfortable with it.

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Speaker 1: You'll be fine, trust me. That's what I was really

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Speaker 1: worried about it, if you were going to be comfortable

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Speaker 1: with it, because uh, I mean, have you done? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little conscientious about a few things, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? And m have you have you how

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Speaker 1: many butts have you done? I'm sorry? How many what

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Speaker 1: like like like butts? You know? How many? How many

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Speaker 1: butts have you made up? I haven't made up any?

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Speaker 1: But like are you like me? Like? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: you could see I'm actually doing a nude photo shoot

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Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I got a couple of scratches

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Speaker 1: and you know, some old scars on my butt, and

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Speaker 1: you know, like you said, you know, I'm a little

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Speaker 1: shy about you know some of that. So I was

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Speaker 1: you can actually hope you can actually make sure that

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Speaker 1: those cars don't show and you know you said you

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Speaker 1: kind of um, you know, uh, make sure everything is

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Speaker 1: is to look oily, you know what I mean? And

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Speaker 1: and uh, I just need to get my money. Well

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Speaker 1: I I didn't when I didn't understand what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I may not be the makeup art. I don't. I'm not. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do your okay, But I mean we're

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Speaker 1: just talking about makeup though, I mean you know you

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Speaker 1: you're talking about yeah, but I'm not about to put

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Speaker 1: my makeup brushes that I use on people's faces on

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Speaker 1: your ads, like to tell your photographers like photoshop that,

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Speaker 1: because well, that's where I'm coming in to see you

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Speaker 1: on Friday. I want you to to do everything and

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Speaker 1: make me up there in the store so I can

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Speaker 1: see what it looks like. I want to see you.

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Speaker 1: You were going to come into my job and make

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Speaker 1: me do your like? What are you? What? Planted? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Where did you think that was gonna work? You cannot

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Speaker 1: come into my job. How are you gonna come my

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Speaker 1: job naked? Seriously? I mean, well I was gonna wear

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Speaker 1: a robe. I'm not gonna just, you know, walk in

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Speaker 1: there or not. Don't you even think about coming into

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Speaker 1: my job? Who referred you? Who told you need to

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Speaker 1: delete this number? Do not? I'm not about to get

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Speaker 1: this job done. I don't wonder why is the problem

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Speaker 1: what you doing? What is the problem? You're doing my

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Speaker 1: butt and putting the makeup on it? Not? I need

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Speaker 1: to buy you some brushes, buy you some brushes and

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Speaker 1: you can take, want to buy me anything. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you coming into my job. I don't want you

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Speaker 1: calling me ever again to do any kind of work.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen, I professional

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Speaker 1: makeup artists. Clearly you don't know what that means. So

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Speaker 1: then you will take out the part that's bothering you

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Speaker 1: and through the job. Lady, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: If my stories and I want to before I get

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Speaker 1: real ignorant, I'm not about to finish this conversation. Do

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Speaker 1: not come into my job. Do not call me to

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Speaker 1: do your That's not gonna happen. So so so I

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Speaker 1: guess it's to go around and let people know that

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Speaker 1: Brandy is not professional, because you can't through party is

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Speaker 1: good in the streets to b You can't go around

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Speaker 1: and tell anybody that I'm not professional. Nobody ever called

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Speaker 1: me to do there. Get some skincare for your how

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Speaker 1: about that? And then you won't need any makeup? I

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Speaker 1: know you. Then you're not gonna sit here now start

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Speaker 1: talking about my if I told you some of my

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Speaker 1: deepest secrets to let you know, I want to come

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Speaker 1: in there and get somebody. You're bad for telling the stranger,

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Speaker 1: your deepest secrets. Okay, you know what. I'm coming up

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Speaker 1: to your store anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll

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Speaker 1: talk to your boss. Don't let them know. Don't let

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Speaker 1: it fool you. You heard me, don't come in my job.

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Speaker 1: Look if I lose my job over your foolishness, I

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Speaker 1: guarantee you will be paying on my bills. Okay. The

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Speaker 1: bottom line is, I'm coming in there with my robe

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Speaker 1: on Friday. Somebody gonna do my But you, your manager,

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Speaker 1: you're not coming in you know what? How about you

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Speaker 1: come up here right now? How can I go ahead

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Speaker 1: and take care of the situation right now? I'm here

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Speaker 1: now can you come right now? Come up there right

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Speaker 1: now with my robe. Rob We'll bring bring your butt

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Speaker 1: up here right now. We'll see if your buck gets done.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing okay with the bottom line, who is

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Speaker 1: your manager anyway? What's she is? She? There? I am

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Speaker 1: the manager? Now what okay? See that's what the problem is.

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Speaker 1: You got your little self a little position at your job.

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Speaker 1: Now you're trying to throw your way around if you

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Speaker 1: if a person wants to get there, but done? Okay,

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Speaker 1: look this, see avatar, do people have makeup all on,

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Speaker 1: they butt all on their back and every not. You

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Speaker 1: call them. You call them and ask them to do

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Speaker 1: your but don't call me. I'm hanging up. Do not

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Speaker 1: call me anymore. They are makeup artists. What are you look?

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Speaker 1: This conversation is over. Yeah, it's over because you know what.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You do you know who

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Speaker 1: Do you know who you're talking to? You know who

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy, But do Brandy

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Speaker 1: know who Brandy talking to? Clearly somebody who is ignorant. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well let me tell you who I am. This is

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Speaker 1: nephew taught me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen. You are live.

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Speaker 1: I'll get off the phone, I'll get all do that.

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Speaker 1: I hope nobody's listening. You just made I got you good.

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Speaker 1: I got you good. Good with the but yeah, for real,

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Speaker 1: get you some skincare problem. I got one more thing.

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is the baddest And I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. All

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Speaker 1: the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show. Girl wasn't need a

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Speaker 1: little work. That's a little but work. That was pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: That really was the works up, makeup for my butt

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Speaker 1: time and come back. Man, I ain't the only one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: everybody got nice sing on their but everybody on this show.

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Speaker 1: You but just move y'all. Y'all ain't got no imperfect

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Speaker 1: mad because he's seeing stroke. Wow, that was funny. Tem

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Speaker 1: you know, little but work, you know, little makeup right there,

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Speaker 1: that's all. Make that thing happened. Come in there with

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Speaker 1: my robe on d robe. Let's get it. She said,

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Speaker 1: you mean put it on your Yeah, she didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Let me? I am the manager.

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Speaker 1: Now black people get a position. Here we go. Hey,

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Speaker 1: can I say something that ain't got nothing do with

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Speaker 1: the prank right now? That? Yes, of course that's your show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: act the Republican National Convention last night. Where did they

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Speaker 1: find the black people that there ain't nobody never heard

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Speaker 1: of or talk to in years? Herschel ain't been on

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Speaker 1: nothing in years, He endooring, Yeah, And I don't know

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Speaker 1: where they find where they find the other football player

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Speaker 1: for ain't nobody never heard of? Why they find these

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Speaker 1: people that nobody ever like he the greatest things since

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Speaker 1: yeah the time. You know, I'm not against black people

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Speaker 1: that are Republicans. I'm not at all. You can be

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Speaker 1: with you, But why they find them for Trump? All

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Speaker 1: of them? But we gotta get out of here. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters subject my wife keeps leaving me

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Speaker 1: and coming back. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: Our hair is our crown, our source of pride. Ladies

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Speaker 1: for healthier hair, we have to take care of our

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Speaker 1: scalp too. With the Royal Oils collection by head and shoulders,

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Speaker 1: we can have healthier hair and a healthier scalp in

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Speaker 1: three weeks. Royal Oils is infused with coconut oil for

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Speaker 1: moisture and gives you long lasting scalp relief. Plus, it

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Speaker 1: was created by a team of black scientists, especially for

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Speaker 1: curly and coily hair. Try it and respect the Crown.