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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers. Get a local, handcrafted

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Speaker 1: pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's

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Speaker 1: another on the twenties. Hello. Hi, is this Megan? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is she? Hey Megan? How are you? This is

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Speaker 1: Dave from the other night? Uh? Who Dave? Don't you remember? Um?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not I'm my mind is drawing a

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Speaker 1: blank right now. Um, Dave, I did. Yeah, I delivered

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Speaker 1: your pizza the other night. Oh I remember, I came up.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talked for a second, and uh, you gave

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Speaker 1: me a pretty decent tip. Thank you? Or should you be?

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Speaker 1: Is there a problem with the what did the payment

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Speaker 1: not go through? Or no? Everything? Everything was great. How

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Speaker 1: was the pizza? Did you like it? Yeah? It was great.

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Speaker 1: Thanks perfect. Um what is this about exactly? Well? I

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Speaker 1: wanted to ask how the pizza was, first of all,

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Speaker 1: because I care, but also I had a question for you,

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Speaker 1: and it's a little embarrassing to ask it. If you're

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Speaker 1: asking me out, I already have a boyfriend. So no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no no, no, I'm not asking you out

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Speaker 1: not interested one bit in that. But there is something

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Speaker 1: else I was interested in. Okay, I wanted to ask

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Speaker 1: if you would be willing to sell your couch to me?

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Speaker 1: What I don't understand. You want my couch? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: would love it if it's for sale. When you open

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Speaker 1: up the door, I saw your couch and I couldn't

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Speaker 1: take my eyes off it. Okay, this is really weird.

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Speaker 1: It looks it is it genuine leather? Because it looked

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Speaker 1: so comfy, part of me wanted to just bust in

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Speaker 1: the door and sit on your couch. It's completely weird

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. You could get fired. I could call

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Speaker 1: them right now and get you fired. Well, I would

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. If you didn't tell them, they probably wouldn't

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Speaker 1: understand because they didn't see your couch. If they saw it,

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Speaker 1: they'd probably be calling too. That is a magnificent piece

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Speaker 1: of furniture. I'd be willing to pay you a lot

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Speaker 1: of money for it. It doesn't matter how much you're

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Speaker 1: offering for I'm not selling my couch to the Piezza

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Speaker 1: delivery guy. I mean this is this isn't the opening

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Speaker 1: to some weird porno, Like, what the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, I know that if I've gotta be honest, Like,

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Speaker 1: I just called to ask about your couch, but you

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Speaker 1: keep bringing you and me being romantic into it. First

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Speaker 1: it was dating. Now it's like a porno thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now I feel like I should be saying no to you. Well,

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Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? You're calling me

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Speaker 1: it's completely weird, like, but you're making me uncomfortable with

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Speaker 1: all the sexual harassment type talk. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You're the one harassing me right now. I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: simply asked to buy your couch, and then you brought

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Speaker 1: up us dating, and then you brought a porno which

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Speaker 1: I don't even like, and now I feel really uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: about this whole phone call. Well, dude, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to sell my couch to you. Is this over now? Okay, Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in the couch anymore. I had a

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Speaker 1: question about your lamp. Though you want to buy my lamp?

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Speaker 1: I would love to. It's the one that's in your

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Speaker 1: living room, is kind of tall and silver, the modern one. No,

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Speaker 1: my lamp is not for sale. This is really creepy, dude,

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Speaker 1: really really creepy. Right, all right, you know it's not creepy.

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Speaker 1: You're a rug. The one that you have under the couch.

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Speaker 1: That thing is awesome. Can I buy that? How much

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Speaker 1: of my house did you see? I saw enough to

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Speaker 1: know that you have good taste. You're calling customers to

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Speaker 1: ask the phone. Okay, you've got something wrong. You have

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Speaker 1: something very very wrong. I am not calling customers. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you because you have great design sense. This should

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Speaker 1: be okay. I can't do this anymore. I am calling

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Speaker 1: your boss right now. I hope you enjoyed being unemployed.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get me fired for a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? This is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's a prank phone call. It's where

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Speaker 1: you call somebody up and pretend to be somebody. I

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Speaker 1: know what a prank phone call is. I'm just asking

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Speaker 1: like that, what is going on? This is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from can Jebwil in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh that's nice. Now the pizza guys doing

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. No customers, No, this is not the

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Speaker 1: pizza guy. My name is Jubil, and I have a

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Speaker 1: radio show where I do prank phone calls and your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Mitch set you up. He told me you guys

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Speaker 1: had pizza the other night and then described your stuff

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Speaker 1: so I could ask to purchase it from you. That

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Speaker 1: is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. The really, the

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Speaker 1: dumbest ever, pretty much. Yeah. I thought it was kind

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Speaker 1: of creative, like a pizza guy trying to buy your furniture. No,

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Speaker 1: it was just dumb, and you almost just got an

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Speaker 1: innocent guy's fired. Well I'm sorry to waste your time,

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Speaker 1: but I can tell you this. Your boyfriend described your

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Speaker 1: furniture and it does sound really nice. Okay, I get it.

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Speaker 1: You're telling a joke, ha ha, very funny trying to

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Speaker 1: tell you it sounds like you have a nice furniture.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Look I know this is it's a joke,

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Speaker 1: but it's not funny. You're not funny. Okay, good see,

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Speaker 1: you're speechless. It's not funny. I think it's not funny.

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Speaker 1: I think you're fun Well you're not. Okay, Well you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm funny and I have nice furniture and you are

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Speaker 1: all right. Bye. Wake Up every Morning with Jubal Foon

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five