1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,319 Speaker 1: uyoway dot com or call eight hundred duy away. In 6 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: today's phone tap, we call a guy who's about to 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: pop the question to his longtime girl friend. But like 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: most dudes, he didn't prepare all that much. He just 9 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: found some photographer online sent in a thousand dollars deposit. 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 1: Oh that's a big deposit. Now, he told his buddy. 11 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: He's worried he may have gotten ripped off, but it 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: couldn't be farther from the truth because he doesn't know 13 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: this yet. But our own digital Jake is going to 14 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: play the role of an uptight, pretentious Hollywood foe tag 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: He has a different idea on how this proposal should 16 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: go down. And just because Jake's voice isn't super intimidating, sorry, Jake, 17 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: what do you mean? We added a voice Chaine your 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: two um, you know, a little bit deeper, little husky 19 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: your tongue to see if he could really piss this 20 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: guy off. It's your brand new phone, tap right now 21 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: the twenty Hello is this Kenny? Yes? This is Kenny 22 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: who was calling? It's Ethan from photography. Oh, okay, you're 23 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: all right. You're a photographer. Awesome? Hey, how's it going? 24 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: According to your email, you're proposing less than two weeks 25 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,960 Speaker 1: and I don't know about it. Sot me in a 26 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: pretty bad spot. He or Kenny? Yes, you seem kind 27 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,199 Speaker 1: of busy right now. You've no idea how busy I am? Continue? 28 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: Do you want to call me back another time? Maybe 29 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,119 Speaker 1: when you're No, This isn't the time I blocked off. 30 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: This is the time it's going to happen. Continue. Okay, 31 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: what's your idea? Tell me where your head's at. I 32 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: gotta tell you this is a little unorthodox to be 33 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: speaking to a client like this, But you've got some 34 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: good photos, so let's just keep going. That's what I'm saying. Continue, 35 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: all right, dude. So I was thinking for the photo shoot, 36 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: we'd go to where we had our first date, my 37 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: girlfriend and I do you sleep with her? Excuse me? 38 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 1: The first night you guys baked the potato? Do you 39 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: talk to all your clients like this? I'm extremely professional. Yes, 40 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: of course, I talked all my clients like this. This 41 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 1: isn't professional, man, which one of us is a professional photographer? 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: Keep going anyway, getting back to the patient. Come on 43 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, man, I'd hang up on 44 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: you right now if I hadn't already given you my deposit. 45 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: All right, well, and it's nonrefundable, so I'd just continue 46 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 1: with your story. Yeah, I know it's not unfundable, or 47 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: else this would be over, I promise. Um. So listen, 48 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna do the photo shoot at the place where 49 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: we had our first date. It's the park downtown, you know, 50 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: with the big meadow, and it's got the skyline. I'm familiar. 51 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 1: I bought drugs about park many times. Keep going, Yeah, 52 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: it sounds like I have, honestly, maybe a few too many. 53 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: Back into the photo shoot. I just want to do 54 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: it in the park. You know what, I don't need anymore. 55 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: I have a for you. Oh oh, you've already got 56 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: a vision for me. That is awesome. I'd love to 57 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: hear it. Tell me about your vision. I'm glad your 58 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: attitude's changing. All right, So this last project I worn't 59 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: done with m Night Shamalan. You know him? Oh yeah, 60 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,399 Speaker 1: I'm not Shamalan. Tell me all about it. Hey, man, 61 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: don't say his name. You don't know him like I do. 62 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: You brought it, okay, whatever, dude, Yeah, go ahead. I 63 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: had special effects in one of his films, ended about 64 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: fitting a drone to look like an evil seagull with 65 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: a road flare in his mouth. I can lock down 66 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: the devil bird for twenty grand. You are you on 67 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 1: the drugs you bought the park? Dude? You sound absolutely 68 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: bonkers right now. And no thanks. Wait, you don't have 69 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: twenty grand lying around, man, Maybe you shouldn't be proposing 70 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: right now. Oh yeah, I'm on it right now. Actually, 71 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: let me just let me see if my buddy Elon 72 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: Muskin can let me some First of all, it's Elon. 73 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: It's not Elon. Oh it's Lan all right. Well, when 74 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: I call him next time, I'll make sure I apologize 75 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: for the way I remembernouncing his name. I want to 76 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: be honest with you. You sound like a more right now, Oh, 77 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: I sound like from one. I'm really trying to help 78 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: you out. This the biggest moment of your life. I 79 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: suggest you be open to some criticism. I suggest you'd 80 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: be open to therapy. You sound sponkors Man. I've been 81 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: to therapy. I go to therapy every single day. It's 82 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: not working. Man, getn't new therapist. You are mess up. 83 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: I have the same therapist as Shyla buff not to brag. 84 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: Oh cool, okay, now that makes a whole lot of sense. 85 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 1: I have a buddy who can lend us an atmospheric modificator. 86 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: Believe you have any friends. That's not what M Knight 87 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: Shamalan said to me. Now, atmospheric modificator, M Knight and 88 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: Ellen I'll get together and get some drinks. I'm sorry, 89 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: boy says what whoa? We're getting feisty now, huh. I 90 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: don't honestly know why I'm on the phone with you. Still, 91 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: you're so I'm getting a new photographer so you can 92 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: take all your little seagulls with flares. Or it was 93 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 1: an evil seagull? What was that? It was an evil seagull. 94 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 1: I want you to get it right now. Listen to me. 95 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: I want you to close your eyes and take a 96 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: deep breath. No, I'm not listening to you anymore. Man, 97 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: close your eyes. Have an awesome night, and I'm going 98 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 1: to make sure to let everyone know what I'm awesome photographer. 99 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 1: You are, Okay, rise for a second and picture your 100 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: buddy Allan setting you up for a prank phone call Alan. Yeah, boy, 101 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: I said Alan. Did you talk to Alan? Yeah? He 102 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: said you were going to propose and you need to 103 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: be print for it. And that's what I'm doing. Are you. 104 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: My name is Jake from the radio show Brook and 105 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap 106 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 1: on you. Oh man. Yeah. They actually gave me a 107 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: voice changer so i'd sound tougher. Did it work? You 108 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: pissed me off. I was ready to tear you a 109 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: new one all over the internet. Well, you pissed me 110 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 1: off too. But seriously, if you want to rent the 111 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: face cage from Shutter Island, I do know a guy. Okay, 112 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: I will absolutely take you up on that. And I've 113 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: changed her mind about the Evil Seagle. I do want it. 114 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 1: Please get that into the shoe. Yeah, twenty grand in 115 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: the next three minutes. Yeah, No, it's yours.