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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. It's Halloween week on

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Speaker 2: the show, and we're celebrating that by doing a bunch

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Speaker 2: of our regular segments with a spooky Halloween theme, like

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Speaker 2: today's phone Tap, where we call a woman who's the

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Speaker 2: reigning champ of her company's annual costume contest and she's

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Speaker 2: won four years in a row, but now she's about

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Speaker 2: to get some competition. Right yup, Brooke is posing as

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Speaker 2: the cocky new employee at her company who's set on

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Speaker 2: taking her down.

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Speaker 3: Not far stretch from who I am. Really Yeah, so.

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Speaker 2: Let the Halloween snarkfest begin. Phone tap right now?

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Speaker 4: Another Hello, This is Melissa.

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Speaker 3: This is Pauline in accounting. I'm new here. I don't

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Speaker 3: think we've met before.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't think so. Hi, it's really nice

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Speaker 4: to meet you or I phone meet you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well same. So I just wanted to say the

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Speaker 3: reason I'm calling is because I heard the company is

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Speaker 3: doing some sort of like Halloween party this Friday with

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Speaker 3: a pot luck and costumes.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we do that every year. It's really fun.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was talking with some people and they said, you

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Speaker 3: won last year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was Martin McFly on a hoverboard. So I

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Speaker 4: took the grand prize.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw a picture I was I wasn't impressed.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank you, No.

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Speaker 3: I said, I was not impressed.

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Speaker 4: Oh what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? The wig was bad, and I mean the best

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Speaker 3: wasn't even the right color, and the hoverboard looked like

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Speaker 3: it was made out of cardboard.

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Speaker 4: Well it was, but I put like five I have

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Speaker 4: layers of paint on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to me, your Martin McFly looked more like a

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Speaker 3: roughed up Melissa McCarthy's my take.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm really sorry. Did I miss something because

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Speaker 4: I thought we just met. Do we have some kind

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Speaker 4: of a problem.

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Speaker 3: Well, that depends the last two companies I worked for.

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Speaker 3: I won first prize costume every year.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you really seem to think you're a big deal.

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Speaker 3: Huh, just clever. Last year I went his identity theft

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Speaker 3: taped a bunch of different names all over my body.

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess good for you.

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Speaker 3: Good is an understatement. It was great for me and

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Speaker 3: my trophy case. And back when I was pregnant, I

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Speaker 3: painted my belly to look like the Star Wars Death Star,

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Speaker 3: huge hit. Never even seen the movie.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Then the next year I dressed up like I was

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Speaker 3: and dressed up my baby in a Batman costume and

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Speaker 3: then like let them crawl all over me, blood everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Oh what you remember when the Joker shot Batman's parents

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Speaker 3: and then Batman.

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Speaker 1: I witnessed it.

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Speaker 4: What is wrong with you? That is really messed up?

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Speaker 3: Oh look who's talking missus Marty mcfailure. Yeah, trust me,

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Speaker 3: it was a huge hit.

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Speaker 4: So you just called me to rub in my face

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Speaker 4: that you're gonna beat me at the office Halloween party.

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Speaker 3: No, honey, I called to warn you. Okay. I think

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Speaker 3: it's probably a good idea if actually you just drop

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Speaker 3: out completely, you know, save yourself from the embarrassment.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that is not gonna happen. Like, Halloween is my thing,

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Speaker 4: I am not going to give it up for MS.

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Speaker 4: I'm new to accounting, you.

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Speaker 3: Know the good news about my department and yours. We

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Speaker 3: have the same office fridge, So I'd be a little

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Speaker 3: careful with your lunch today. What wouldn't want you to

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Speaker 3: get sick eating that salad? Oh, that would be terrible

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Speaker 3: right before the big contest?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa who?

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Speaker 4: So you are threatening to poison me? Oh for a

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Speaker 4: workplace costume contest?

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Speaker 3: Is that what just happened? I just said, be careful.

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Speaker 3: I care about my new coworkers both.

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Speaker 4: You don't call someone up out of the blue and

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Speaker 3: Oh would you rather me just say enjoy second place?

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Speaker 3: Would that have been better? Yeah? Oh right?

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Speaker 4: Come let me bring your beat because on now, like

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna paint my big bellies a touch starm win

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Speaker 4: or have my baby roll around in blood. It's such

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Speaker 4: a winning idea. She's one with you. You are sick.

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Speaker 3: This is exactly how your friend Tanka said you'd react

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Speaker 3: if I kept pushing you.

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Speaker 4: Don't even try to bring my friend Tanga into this.

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Speaker 4: This is between you and me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm just saying I don't work with you.

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Speaker 3: This is Brooke from The War Show, Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning. We're just doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe.

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Speaker 4: I believe it's like I just went off on like that.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you are competitive.

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Speaker 4: I mean I thought I was real. I thought you

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Speaker 4: were coming at me like you're You're so convincing.

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Speaker 3: You're totally gonna steal one of my costume ideas, aren't you?

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Speaker 3: Come on? The Batman one's pretty good with the dead

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Speaker 3: parrot and the baby and the blood.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's so twisted, but I probably would vote

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Speaker 4: for that. It's so messed up, but it's so thick,

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Speaker 4: so on it. At the same time, the wake up

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Speaker 4: every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning