Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Speaker 1: trender Bolts. Yeah, the new Marvel one is that they
Speaker 1: do bom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2: Is that that sucked? Is? I don't even know? I
Speaker 2: was like, that's when Florence Pugh is in. You bet right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you bet it's Florence Peugh there.
Speaker 2: I am just like, I don't know. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't even who are these people? Man? Are they cool?
Speaker 2: Are we fucking with them?
Speaker 1: Julia Louis Dreyfus, Julie Louis Dreyfus isn't Thunderbolts this one?
Speaker 2: Like, I've heard that's like the best thing.
Speaker 1: It's just like they they kind of did the thing
Speaker 1: that's undeniable about the early Marvel movies where you're just like,
Speaker 1: let's take this person who's always fun on camera, Robert
Speaker 1: Downey Jr. And just like let them cook. I've heard
Speaker 1: that's kind of what they did with Julie Louis Dreyfus,
Speaker 1: and uh it works.
Speaker 2: I've heard it works. Hell yeah bro oh and Jered
Speaker 2: Zwanathan from my favorite movie Blockers, Oh really love to
Speaker 2: see it. Directed by Jake Shryer. Huh who that to
Speaker 2: shrier joint?
Speaker 1: I don't know who's that even I'm a director, producer
Speaker 1: of Beef, director of Dave. Okause they're all so, I mean,
Speaker 1: pretty pretty healthy, run on TV. Not gonna lie you hope.
Speaker 2: That's the thing that doesn't like you know what happens.
Speaker 2: They take like direct small like nice indie directors and
Speaker 2: people who worked on smaller stuff, and they're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: now you're gonna do this big tent pole movie. Now
Speaker 2: you're gonna do everything we say. Yeah, And if you
Speaker 2: fuck it up, you're gonna Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I kind of hope you fuck it up, man, I
Speaker 1: hope you fuck it up.
Speaker 2: Just look. Yeah, yeah, I'm fun sick. I haven't talked
Speaker 2: to my fucking twin brother in fourteen fucking years because
Speaker 2: he made fun of me during a fantasy football draft.
Speaker 1: It's a cool town, Hollywood, Yeah, cool town, cool industry. Anyways,
Speaker 1: maybe that's gonna be fun. Maybe that's gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: be number one at the box office, although it is
Speaker 1: facing some competition from the Alec Baldwin film Rust. You
Speaker 1: may have heard of this movie that's dropping this weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, yeah, dude, So this is the one where
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin accidentally killed a human being, cinematographer Helena Hutchinson.
Speaker 1: And it's dropping in theaters and on video demand tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and like, first of all, like, how the fuck you
Speaker 1: even promote this movie? You can't really the rollout has been,
Speaker 1: according to the New York Times, decidedly muted.
Speaker 2: Decided ye. So the first.
Speaker 1: Screening was at a little known Polish cinematography festival.
Speaker 2: Oh no, cinematography, fucking fut you killed the fucking cinematographer? Yes,
Speaker 2: what the okay? And what did they They loved They
Speaker 2: were doing backflips because they loved it so much.
Speaker 1: Well so, there was an audible gasp when they realized
Speaker 1: that the central event in the movie that the movie
Speaker 1: is about is an accidental shooting. It's about an accent,
Speaker 1: It's about an accidental shooting. Its Rust takes place in
Speaker 1: the eighteen eighties, uh, set in Kansas, and it's about
Speaker 1: a thirteen year old boy who accidentally kills a rancher
Speaker 1: and flees the law with his grandfather.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: The first time a trigger is pulled in Rust, it
Speaker 1: clicks on an empty barrel. The second leads to a
Speaker 1: character's accidental death, a spoiler, engendering a full boar gasp
Speaker 1: from premiere attendees.
Speaker 2: Wow, that that's in wild just you know, it's like
Speaker 2: I get that. They're like, Okay, this like small Polish festival,
Speaker 2: maybe we can sneak it in, but it's for cinematophy,
Speaker 2: Like I can't get past that at all. That whoever
Speaker 2: had decided that was the place are You're going to
Speaker 2: be around people who have only thought about what happened
Speaker 2: to this poor cinematographer and how things can be different
Speaker 2: and then be like afterwards, Alk Baldwin comes out, so
Speaker 2: what you guys think?
Speaker 1: So he hasn't done anything and he hasn't like spoken
Speaker 1: in relation to it, and the filmmakers are saying that
Speaker 1: they wanted it release to showcase her final work, and
Speaker 1: there is a legal settlement with her family where some
Speaker 1: of the film's earnings go to her husband and son
Speaker 1: but some Yeah, and also it's only releasing on like
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifteen screens, so like.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're giving her two points on the back
Speaker 2: end of this thing. It's like, and how close are
Speaker 2: we to see two point two? I'm sorry point two? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Point two sorry, I had that back.
Speaker 1: Still, let's say two points point two, well two percent
Speaker 1: of a percentage point two, it's.
Speaker 2: Two point ones two point two point when there's a
Speaker 2: point two. Yeah, that's sorry.
Speaker 1: You didn't let me finish.
Speaker 2: Jesus christ Man. I'm just like it. I don't know
Speaker 2: any fascination around this. It's gonna have to be like
Speaker 2: a morbid curiosity.
Speaker 1: Yeah for real.
Speaker 2: But I totally get too that you're I mean, I
Speaker 2: understand on paper the logic of like honoring the final
Speaker 2: work of this cinematographer, but yeah, I don't know, Like
Speaker 2: I just just gonna be one of those things, like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch the Alec Baldwin shot the Person movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I mean, I remember when the Crow
Speaker 1: came out like that. A lot of people were like, well,
Speaker 1: this is tight. And also but like there was like
Speaker 1: a weird eeriness to that one. Also because he likes,
Speaker 1: well Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, and then Brandon Lee, like
Speaker 1: the character in the movie gets gets shot to death
Speaker 1: and then like comes back to life, like from the dead,
Speaker 1: and so there's like, I don't know, a weird I
Speaker 1: had no idea that that was the premise of this
Speaker 1: movie though, that's fucking about spooky.
Speaker 2: It's about a little known photographer who the daghera type
Speaker 2: camera and he gets accidentally shot by some doofist playing
Speaker 2: with a pistol.
Speaker 1: The director of the director of the film has admitted
Speaker 1: it's a tough one to market, which seems like an understatement,
Speaker 1: and has not been doing the best job of hyping
Speaker 1: the movie. The big takeaways from his promotional interviews have
Speaker 1: been that he regrets ever writing the movie in the
Speaker 1: first place.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, and haunted.
Speaker 1: And that he didn't watch Alec Baldwin's reality show because
Speaker 1: he said he was busy hitting myself in the face
Speaker 1: with a frying pan.
Speaker 2: Holy shit.
Speaker 1: So apparently Baldwin left a good impression on everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The reviews have not been super enthusiastic.
Speaker 1: The cinematography has described as gorgeous, but the climax is
Speaker 1: a big gun fight involving Baldwin that one critic called ghoulish.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they had to like come back and
Speaker 1: like shoot that like after yeah, yeah, god.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so fucked up. The director too, that's
Speaker 2: so wild that he is even like that quote about
Speaker 2: what he's saying yeah. He said, uh, what is it?
Speaker 2: Talk about the butterfly effect? I wish I never wrote
Speaker 2: the damn movie. You think about the chain of events
Speaker 2: that started that morning of the shooting. Bad decision after
Speaker 2: bad decision was made.
Speaker 1: Oh god, we're not friends, Susa says of Baldwin. We're
Speaker 1: not enemies, there's no relationship. When asked if he watched
Speaker 1: the actor's recent cringey, cheerful family reality show on Max
Speaker 1: The Baldwins, he said, I think I was busy hitting
Speaker 1: myself in the face with a frying pan that night.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, for real, it's kind of I'm kind
Speaker 2: of like how I'm dealing with this. Yeah, men would
Speaker 2: rather fight one hundred gorillas than go to therapy or
Speaker 2: hit yourself in the frying pan. I mean, I think
Speaker 2: this director, I have a pretty good gun free piece
Speaker 2: of ip. I think you could maybe start writing on
Speaker 2: It's called one Gorilla one Yeah, no, no weapons in that.
Speaker 1: I mean the sequel might have to involve guns, because
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: That's really good to go. I'm off that. I'm all in.
Speaker 2: I'm all in for arming.
Speaker 1: The Primates, a documentary about the rust case made by
Speaker 1: a filmmaker who's a friend of Hutchinson, came out in
Speaker 1: March on Hulu and was a big hit, and it
Speaker 1: kind of seems like anyone curious about the incident would
Speaker 1: write I have just watched that and not actual movie
Speaker 1: that's supposed to be mediocre and is like fucking haunting
Speaker 1: and weird. But yeah, what wild story I did. I
Speaker 1: did watch the trailer. Did you watch the trailer for
Speaker 1: the Smashing Machine. It's about like an early UFC guy
Speaker 1: starring the Rock under a bunch of prosthetics.
Speaker 2: I think, oh, yeah, it's funny because I saw like
Speaker 2: a frame of it. I'm like, that ain't the Rock
Speaker 2: and I kept him movie. Yeah, yeah, this headline is
Speaker 2: lying to me.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, this ain't the Run and didn't even
Speaker 2: look like him next But no, I've heard a lot
Speaker 2: of I mean, I've heard a lot of people talk
Speaker 2: about it. I'm still fucking shook from the weapons trailer.
Speaker 2: Yeah I can't, but wait, so this everyone said, they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: for everybody thought the Rock didn't have range, look at
Speaker 2: this shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels it feels like it's going to be
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's putting in a good performance in
Speaker 1: the trailer, I'll say that, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well hey, here's to him eventually running for president.
Speaker 1: Looking completely unrecognizable.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And also Emily Blunt is playing She's doing the like
Speaker 1: Amy Adams and the Fighter thing where it's just like yeah,
Speaker 1: town eat up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, well oh yeah he does wow. And
Speaker 2: he got hair. It's got hair.
Speaker 1: Does he have hair?
Speaker 2: Like, could he have hair? No?
Speaker 1: He be bald, bro, he's been balding. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: remember when he had hair back in the day. It
Speaker 1: was it was looking Michael Keaton in the eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly when you got that he had like a
Speaker 1: flip flop flip flop hairline at the top Nickelsonian exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Job Bluth pre arrested development back end money. That's right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be back. And
Speaker 1: we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, We're back.
Speaker 1: Is Mark Kurk over the break you realize that he's
Speaker 1: playing Mark Kerr?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just know him from like very
Speaker 2: early ye see shit, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we've talked before.
Speaker 2: About.
Speaker 1: How like UFC when I first like I used to
Speaker 1: go to Blockbuster and rent UFC fights that were like
Speaker 1: five years old. It was like hoist gracie versus like
Speaker 1: this other guy. Yeah, and uh, the gracies were just
Speaker 1: basically like bowl constrictors human bowel constrictors that would just
Speaker 1: like wrap around your leg and the person would be
Speaker 1: like what is this and then they'd be in a
Speaker 1: choke hold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, owie owie owie owie. Like yeah, watching like because
Speaker 2: you'd have those guys like tank Abbot in there that
Speaker 2: were just like truck drivers who like, yeah, all the
Speaker 2: kinds of guys like me and fifty My boys could
Speaker 2: definitely beat up probably fifty gorillas one on one and
Speaker 2: then they all get killed. But like, no skill, just
Speaker 2: pure beef. And yeah, the the the BJJ, the Brazilian
Speaker 2: jiu jitsu definitely changed shit pure beef, no skill at it.
Speaker 1: Big news, Luigi Mangioni's case is being turned into a
Speaker 1: stage musical. This is like a new trend that I've
Speaker 1: been noticing that I don't wear like news stories that
Speaker 1: we're really excited about and the Internet is really excited
Speaker 1: about get announced as stage musicals, and then I don't
Speaker 1: know if, like if anything ever happens, but we have
Speaker 1: that with the Ai Willy Wonka musical. There's people announced
Speaker 1: the ray Gun musical yep.
Speaker 2: But I feel like they'll it's always like we tell
Speaker 2: the story or we hear it, and then so it
Speaker 2: was like and then they said they were going to
Speaker 2: get sued, so they didn't do it.
Speaker 1: So they didn't do it. Yeah, this, I mean, this
Speaker 1: is obviously a bigger story than Willy Wonka AI and
Speaker 1: uh the I don't know man y Gun Musical, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean I guess it did. Did it when our?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was our? Was it our? It was Luis
Speaker 2: Manzoni snuck in it the Last sex snug in the
Speaker 2: Last Stories of the Year, Story of the Year twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four. I wonder if it's just a cheap way,
Speaker 2: because obviously the process of writing a script and selling
Speaker 2: it to like a for traditional media like film or
Speaker 2: television is so such a long process that you can
Speaker 2: be like, dude, I have a stage, I can write
Speaker 2: some fuck, I can get chat gpt to do a
Speaker 2: Rymey song about offing a CEO.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they were going to do it in
Speaker 1: San Francisco, so it's not like it was going straight
Speaker 1: to Broadway or anything in the in this plan, But.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was a fucking move like the Luigi Manngioni
Speaker 2: musical on Broadway.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, that would be like two blocks from where
Speaker 1: the case is pretty dire. Prosecutors that have been pressured
Speaker 1: by the White House to seek the death penalty and
Speaker 1: formally filed notice with the court Thursday. They plan to
Speaker 1: seek the death penalty.
Speaker 2: Very normal, Very normal.
Speaker 1: He played not guilty on Friday. But you know, it
Speaker 1: is the ultimate crime in the face of like our
Speaker 1: current Yeah, you know, organizing principle of civilization, you know,
Speaker 1: for do.
Speaker 2: Not hold a CEO of a publicly traded company or
Speaker 2: a CEO of a corporation into account for any of
Speaker 2: the knock on effects of their greed in society? Does
Speaker 2: you can't. They're just they're just doing their job. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that really is like the new Nazi shit. I feel
Speaker 2: like it's like we're giving the same excuses to like
Speaker 2: CEOs and being like they're just I mean, they're just
Speaker 2: doing their job. Yeah, Like that's just it is. I
Speaker 2: Mean it's a tough to just doing their job of
Speaker 2: basically not giving a fuck if people live or die
Speaker 2: based on.
Speaker 1: The they have children, Okay they have you know, they're
Speaker 1: just doing what they can. The I was just following
Speaker 1: orders sent to me by the market. That's basically where
Speaker 1: we're at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, don't hate me, hate the market, baby.
Speaker 1: That's right, the disembodied borg market that tells us everything
Speaker 1: that is true. And just uh, there's RFK Junior has
Speaker 1: been on one. This guy, I mean, uh, he video
Speaker 1: called into a town hall. Uh that was the saddest,
Speaker 1: weirdest town hall. Did you see this video too?
Speaker 2: I saw a screen cap of that panel and I said,
Speaker 2: I'm I have I got a lot of tables, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: essentially right now, the four person.
Speaker 1: Panel, three of which were Chris Cuomo just looking like
Speaker 1: staring off into the middle distance like he can't believe
Speaker 1: what happened. Jane Carville, who was literally looked asleep like
Speaker 1: was at one point had his head like off to
Speaker 1: the side like he had just taken like three oxy
Speaker 1: or something like, was just falling out on the stage,
Speaker 1: it seemed like. But I think he was just tired. Uh.
Speaker 1: And Stephen A. Smith for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: And then RFK calling in and claiming that the reason
Speaker 1: that the Mennonites have remained unvaccinated is because the vaccines
Speaker 1: contain a lot of aborted fetus debris contain a lot
Speaker 1: of aborted fetus debris is a direct quote God, they
Speaker 1: do not.
Speaker 2: But absolute dip shitty nonsense. We actually have the most
Speaker 2: mentally unwell people in the cabinet, like right now, like
Speaker 2: you just think of everything that's coming, like you Marjorie
Speaker 2: Taylor Green was like cardinals are being controlled by Satan
Speaker 2: and like saying that with like like the emphasis, like
Speaker 2: you really believe that shit. RFK is like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'm really fucking with germ theory anymore.
Speaker 2: Like he's like, what the fuck is going on? There's
Speaker 2: fetal debris? Yeah, this is uh, I guess this is
Speaker 2: everything we deserve on There were some like uh, yes,
Speaker 2: I think there were fetal cells used in the early
Speaker 2: development of the vaccine, just from a like purely scientific
Speaker 2: and he made it sound like, yeah, so what they
Speaker 2: do to get this vaccine is they go to a clinic,
Speaker 2: take all the fetuses, and then get a vita mix
Speaker 2: and just blend that shit up and it goes right
Speaker 2: in your veins.
Speaker 1: But I mean, so I'm saying they have the religious
Speaker 1: right to not do that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the.
Speaker 1: Rest of you are cool with it, but yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I guess they're weird. It's just like so insidious, like
Speaker 1: and the way that the mainstream media has like bought
Speaker 1: into it, Like if he says anything remotely vaccine friendly,
Speaker 1: they're like the guys come around and then he's just
Speaker 1: able to say the wildest anti vax propaganda and just
Speaker 1: like on this panel, nobody says shit as he says
Speaker 1: that they're just like sitting there regretting their life choices.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just every god man, everything he says is like
Speaker 2: so devoid of any kind of scientific backing. And now
Speaker 2: fucking hair brain worms is over here just telling us, yeah,
Speaker 2: man up, up is down fucking just just completely completely
Speaker 2: abandoned science. Even like I don't even know what to
Speaker 2: say anymore.
Speaker 1: He also gave that big speech last week where he
Speaker 1: was like, you know, talking about how there's an epidemic,
Speaker 1: a huge uptick in severe autism. Like people, these are
Speaker 1: kids who will never be able to play baseball, who
Speaker 1: can't go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: On assistant, and that's why we all need to put
Speaker 2: them on.
Speaker 1: A list, that's right, so that I can kind of
Speaker 1: so that I can keep track of them and the
Speaker 1: like he said that as new research was about to
Speaker 1: be shared. But I mean, I'm assuming he had access
Speaker 1: to that found that only mild cases have risen from
Speaker 1: two thousand to twenty sixteen. Only mild cases. So any
Speaker 1: uptick is completely consistent with the theory that every doctor
Speaker 1: seems to support that the reason that there has been
Speaker 1: any increase in autism is that people are more aware
Speaker 1: of it and it's being diagnosed more successfully. And that's
Speaker 1: what's happening. It's not an epidemic caused by fucking too
Speaker 1: much fluoride in the water. And it's not an epidemics
Speaker 1: gay right, right, It's not an epidemic caused by abortion
Speaker 1: smoothies that are getting injected into our arms via vaccine.
Speaker 2: That's not like what maybe RFK to tell himself to stop,
Speaker 2: like shooting junk or something where he was just like,
Speaker 2: it's the fetal debris, man, I gotta I gotta kick
Speaker 2: this fetal debris. Yeah, this is this is all bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, and you just think about everything that's going
Speaker 2: to be happening, like with the FDA and our lack
Speaker 2: of consistency over knowing what's even in food anymore. It's
Speaker 2: like you didn't really have to fuck with that, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Yeah, here we are.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot, a lot of the things that
Speaker 1: were quietly helping keep things somewhat on the tracks are
Speaker 1: being completely undermined by this administration. But they do have
Speaker 1: a solution for that, which is going full Korea and
Speaker 1: having a state sponsored media that replaced Did you see
Speaker 1: that the White House now has like their own version
Speaker 1: of the Drudge Report. Yeah, where it's like white House
Speaker 1: Wire or something wh wyre and it's like all the
Speaker 1: same nineteen ninety two web design. Is the Drudge Report.
Speaker 2: That there's also a courier font or yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You can pay attention to this one, not that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sure, I mean do it. Do whatever you can,
Speaker 2: man like to try and tell people like when shit
Speaker 2: really starts getting fucked up that yeah, maybe that website
Speaker 2: will help explain away why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they're.
Speaker 2: Gonna have access to the things that they need.
Speaker 1: I think will be I think they might end up
Speaker 1: being surprised by how few people just leave the Drudge
Speaker 1: Report to go pay attention to that, right right.
Speaker 2: Oh, just one thing I just wanted to point out
Speaker 2: because I just love stories about backwards heterosexual man. There's
Speaker 2: I think hetero Awesome festals trending because this fucking guy
Speaker 2: who owns a bar in Idaho's holding a two day
Speaker 2: hetero Awesome Fest at his bar outside the capitol to
Speaker 2: coincide with Pride Month, and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going
Speaker 2: to be happening June twentieth and twenty first, you know,
Speaker 2: feature live music speakers who quote are on the frontlines
Speaker 2: defending traditional family values and local food and drink vendors
Speaker 2: that don't want to have people patronize their businesses anymore
Speaker 2: if they go there. Yeah, the festal is more than
Speaker 2: an event. It's a declaration that faith, family, and freedom
Speaker 2: are worth protecting. So this guy's done it, I think
Speaker 2: last year too. But if you guys are in town,
Speaker 2: hetero Awesome Fests sounds like it's so funny when this
Speaker 2: shit is just an absolute parody of itself. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: what do you call it? Hetero awesome Fest?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you know you hack my shit? Man?
Speaker 1: Damn all right, y'all, this panel is about being straight,
Speaker 1: is cool?
Speaker 2: Right? Some might say awesome? What being a cis? Hit
Speaker 2: White guys? Hetero Awesome Fest man.
Speaker 1: Not enough people know about this thing that has been
Speaker 1: the default for the past three hundred years in mainstream culture.
Speaker 2: This one trick society doesn't want.
Speaker 1: To learn, being a straight white guy. All right, Those
Speaker 1: are some of the things that are trending on this
Speaker 1: Thursday May. First, we are back tomorrow with the whole
Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines while
Speaker 1: you still can get your flu shots. Don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye,