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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: trender Bolts. Yeah, the new Marvel one is that they

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Speaker 1: do bom boom boom boom boom boom.

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Speaker 2: Is that that sucked? Is? I don't even know? I

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Speaker 2: was like, that's when Florence Pugh is in. You bet right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you bet it's Florence Peugh there.

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Speaker 2: I am just like, I don't know. I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: I don't even who are these people? Man? Are they cool?

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Speaker 2: Are we fucking with them?

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Speaker 1: Julia Louis Dreyfus, Julie Louis Dreyfus isn't Thunderbolts this one?

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Speaker 2: Like, I've heard that's like the best thing.

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Speaker 1: It's just like they they kind of did the thing

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Speaker 1: that's undeniable about the early Marvel movies where you're just like,

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Speaker 1: let's take this person who's always fun on camera, Robert

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Speaker 1: Downey Jr. And just like let them cook. I've heard

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Speaker 1: that's kind of what they did with Julie Louis Dreyfus,

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Speaker 1: and uh it works.

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Speaker 2: I've heard it works. Hell yeah bro oh and Jered

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Speaker 2: Zwanathan from my favorite movie Blockers, Oh really love to

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Speaker 2: see it. Directed by Jake Shryer. Huh who that to

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Speaker 2: shrier joint?

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Speaker 1: I don't know who's that even I'm a director, producer

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Speaker 1: of Beef, director of Dave. Okause they're all so, I mean,

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty healthy, run on TV. Not gonna lie you hope.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing that doesn't like you know what happens.

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Speaker 2: They take like direct small like nice indie directors and

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Speaker 2: people who worked on smaller stuff, and they're like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: now you're gonna do this big tent pole movie. Now

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Speaker 2: you're gonna do everything we say. Yeah, And if you

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Speaker 2: fuck it up, you're gonna Oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I kind of hope you fuck it up, man, I

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Speaker 1: hope you fuck it up.

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Speaker 2: Just look. Yeah, yeah, I'm fun sick. I haven't talked

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Speaker 2: to my fucking twin brother in fourteen fucking years because

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Speaker 2: he made fun of me during a fantasy football draft.

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Speaker 1: It's a cool town, Hollywood, Yeah, cool town, cool industry. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's gonna be fun. Maybe that's gonna, you know,

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Speaker 1: be number one at the box office, although it is

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Speaker 1: facing some competition from the Alec Baldwin film Rust. You

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Speaker 1: may have heard of this movie that's dropping this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, yeah, dude, So this is the one where

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Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin accidentally killed a human being, cinematographer Helena Hutchinson.

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Speaker 1: And it's dropping in theaters and on video demand tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: and like, first of all, like, how the fuck you

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Speaker 1: even promote this movie? You can't really the rollout has been,

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Speaker 1: according to the New York Times, decidedly muted.

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Speaker 2: Decided ye. So the first.

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Speaker 1: Screening was at a little known Polish cinematography festival.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, cinematography, fucking fut you killed the fucking cinematographer? Yes,

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Speaker 2: what the okay? And what did they They loved They

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Speaker 2: were doing backflips because they loved it so much.

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Speaker 1: Well so, there was an audible gasp when they realized

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Speaker 1: that the central event in the movie that the movie

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Speaker 1: is about is an accidental shooting. It's about an accent,

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Speaker 1: It's about an accidental shooting. Its Rust takes place in

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Speaker 1: the eighteen eighties, uh, set in Kansas, and it's about

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Speaker 1: a thirteen year old boy who accidentally kills a rancher

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The first time a trigger is pulled in Rust, it

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Speaker 1: clicks on an empty barrel. The second leads to a

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Speaker 1: character's accidental death, a spoiler, engendering a full boar gasp

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Speaker 1: from premiere attendees.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that that's in wild just you know, it's like

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Speaker 2: I get that. They're like, Okay, this like small Polish festival,

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Speaker 2: maybe we can sneak it in, but it's for cinematophy,

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Speaker 2: Like I can't get past that at all. That whoever

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Speaker 2: to this poor cinematographer and how things can be different

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Speaker 2: and then be like afterwards, Alk Baldwin comes out, so

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Speaker 2: what you guys think?

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Speaker 1: So he hasn't done anything and he hasn't like spoken

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Speaker 1: in relation to it, and the filmmakers are saying that

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Speaker 1: they wanted it release to showcase her final work, and

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Speaker 1: there is a legal settlement with her family where some

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Speaker 1: of the film's earnings go to her husband and son

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Speaker 1: but some Yeah, and also it's only releasing on like

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're giving her two points on the back

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Speaker 2: end of this thing. It's like, and how close are

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Speaker 2: we to see two point two? I'm sorry point two? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Point two sorry, I had that back.

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Speaker 1: Still, let's say two points point two, well two percent

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Speaker 2: Two point ones two point two point when there's a

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Speaker 1: You didn't let me finish.

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Speaker 2: Jesus christ Man. I'm just like it. I don't know

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Speaker 2: any fascination around this. It's gonna have to be like

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Speaker 2: a morbid curiosity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for real.

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Speaker 2: But I totally get too that you're I mean, I

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Speaker 2: understand on paper the logic of like honoring the final

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Speaker 2: I just just gonna be one of those things, like, dude,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna watch the Alec Baldwin shot the Person movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I mean, I remember when the Crow

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Speaker 1: well Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, and then Brandon Lee, like

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Speaker 1: and so there's like, I don't know, a weird I

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Speaker 1: had no idea that that was the premise of this

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Speaker 1: movie though, that's fucking about spooky.

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Speaker 2: It's about a little known photographer who the daghera type

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Speaker 2: camera and he gets accidentally shot by some doofist playing

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Speaker 2: with a pistol.

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Speaker 1: The director of the director of the film has admitted

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Speaker 1: it's a tough one to market, which seems like an understatement,

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Speaker 1: and has not been doing the best job of hyping

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Speaker 1: the movie. The big takeaways from his promotional interviews have

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Speaker 1: been that he regrets ever writing the movie in the

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Speaker 1: first place.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, and haunted.

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Speaker 1: And that he didn't watch Alec Baldwin's reality show because

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Speaker 1: he said he was busy hitting myself in the face

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Speaker 1: with a frying pan.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit.

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Speaker 1: So apparently Baldwin left a good impression on everybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The reviews have not been super enthusiastic.

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Speaker 1: The cinematography has described as gorgeous, but the climax is

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Speaker 1: a big gun fight involving Baldwin that one critic called ghoulish.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if they had to like come back and

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so fucked up. The director too, that's

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Speaker 2: so wild that he is even like that quote about

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Speaker 2: Talk about the butterfly effect? I wish I never wrote

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Speaker 2: the damn movie. You think about the chain of events

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Speaker 2: that started that morning of the shooting. Bad decision after

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Speaker 1: Oh god, we're not friends, Susa says of Baldwin. We're

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Speaker 1: not enemies, there's no relationship. When asked if he watched

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Speaker 1: the actor's recent cringey, cheerful family reality show on Max

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Speaker 1: The Baldwins, he said, I think I was busy hitting

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Speaker 2: He's like, no, for real, it's kind of I'm kind

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Speaker 2: of like how I'm dealing with this. Yeah, men would

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Speaker 2: rather fight one hundred gorillas than go to therapy or

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Speaker 2: hit yourself in the frying pan. I mean, I think

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Speaker 2: this director, I have a pretty good gun free piece

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Speaker 2: It's called one Gorilla one Yeah, no, no weapons in that.

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Speaker 1: I mean the sequel might have to involve guns, because

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Speaker 2: That's really good to go. I'm off that. I'm all in.

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Speaker 1: The Primates, a documentary about the rust case made by

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Speaker 1: a filmmaker who's a friend of Hutchinson, came out in

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Speaker 1: March on Hulu and was a big hit, and it

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Speaker 1: kind of seems like anyone curious about the incident would

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Speaker 1: write I have just watched that and not actual movie

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Speaker 1: that's supposed to be mediocre and is like fucking haunting

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Speaker 1: and weird. But yeah, what wild story I did. I

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Speaker 1: did watch the trailer. Did you watch the trailer for

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Speaker 1: the Smashing Machine. It's about like an early UFC guy

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Speaker 2: I think, oh, yeah, it's funny because I saw like

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Speaker 2: and I kept him movie. Yeah, yeah, this headline is

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, this ain't the Run and didn't even

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Speaker 2: look like him next But no, I've heard a lot

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Speaker 2: of I mean, I've heard a lot of people talk

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Speaker 2: Yeah I can't, but wait, so this everyone said, they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels it feels like it's going to be

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Speaker 1: I don't know, he's putting in a good performance in

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Speaker 2: Well hey, here's to him eventually running for president.

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Speaker 1: Looking completely unrecognizable.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And also Emily Blunt is playing She's doing the like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, well oh yeah he does wow. And

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Speaker 2: he got hair. It's got hair.

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Speaker 1: Does he have hair?

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Speaker 2: Like, could he have hair? No?

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Speaker 1: He be bald, bro, he's been balding. Yeah, Like I

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Speaker 1: remember when he had hair back in the day. It

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Speaker 1: was it was looking Michael Keaton in the eighties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly exactly when you got that he had like a

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Speaker 1: flip flop flip flop hairline at the top Nickelsonian exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: Job Bluth pre arrested development back end money. That's right,

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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be back. And

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Speaker 2: We're back, We're back.

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Speaker 1: Is Mark Kurk over the break you realize that he's

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Speaker 1: playing Mark Kerr?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just know him from like very

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Speaker 2: early ye see shit, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we've talked before.

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Speaker 1: How like UFC when I first like I used to

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Speaker 1: go to Blockbuster and rent UFC fights that were like

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Speaker 1: five years old. It was like hoist gracie versus like

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Speaker 1: basically like bowl constrictors human bowel constrictors that would just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, owie owie owie owie. Like yeah, watching like because

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Speaker 2: kinds of guys like me and fifty My boys could

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Speaker 2: definitely beat up probably fifty gorillas one on one and

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Speaker 2: pure beef. And yeah, the the the BJJ, the Brazilian

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Speaker 1: Big news, Luigi Mangioni's case is being turned into a

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Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to

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Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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