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<v Speaker 1>Jubils second date update. You ever have one of those

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<v Speaker 1>bad dates where just nothing seems to go right? Me? Neither,

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<v Speaker 1>But Marshall, who's on the phone for a second day update,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely has. His date seemed like just one really horrible

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<v Speaker 1>thing spiraling out of control into a ton of horrible things,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he needs to do a second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Marshall? How are you? Hey, guys? How are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys doing this morning? Count? So? I mean, from

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<v Speaker 1>Jebel's description, it sounds like you know exactly why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back. I do. I do. It's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a laundry list of problem. It sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know exactly why, but you know there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of options. At least I know that it could

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<v Speaker 1>be one of several things, and I'm hoping you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can help me along and maybe we can go through

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<v Speaker 1>them and get to it. I mean, that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>emailed all right before we go through your list of

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<v Speaker 1>things that went wrong. Why don't you tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl we're gonna call today. What's her name? Her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Melissa, Melissa all right, and where do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean Melissa? Well, we met on a dating app and

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<v Speaker 1>she just stuck out literally like a firework. Beautiful red hair,

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<v Speaker 1>these bubbly eyes that just link you in. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of like a Zoe Deschanel. Like when you

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<v Speaker 1>look at her, she just has this I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>cuteness that just reels you in like a fishing lure. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you were excited about this estate, then oh my

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<v Speaker 1>over the moon, just through the moon excited. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I couldn't even believe it was one of

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<v Speaker 1>those I thought I was going to show up and

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't going to be the picture I was looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you feel like it's too good to be true.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you did show up and it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>Zoe Deschanel, and you're like, you're just as wacky and

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<v Speaker 1>lovable in real life. Oh my god, look at you

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<v Speaker 1>so adorable. Yeah, it was like I was on an

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<v Speaker 1>episode of New Girl, But she honestly was just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you've ever seen those girls, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>just the red hair that's not too red. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of got the you know, the layers of like

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<v Speaker 1>auburn flowing through. Yeah, it's like nice red hair. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like you might steal my soul red hand. Yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, exactly what I'm talking. Yes, were you nervous?

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<v Speaker 1>Like was that part of your problem? Beyond and nervous?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why, Like it was one of those things I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like I was a little out of my league.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was just nervous beyond belief. Okay, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>start with the list of things that went wrong. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the first thing? So we sit down, everything starts, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just your typical back and forth chit chat, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how it came up, but I start talking

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<v Speaker 1>about my X. Oh my god, I know, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you can see the train rec happening in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you and you can't stop it. I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this vacation and how me and my ex got in

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<v Speaker 1>this big fight, and it's just going and going, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I finally do stop. Long story short, and thank

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<v Speaker 1>god I didn't go into how we had makeup sex

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<v Speaker 1>and my ex. That would have been really terrible. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that was even too much for our conversation

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I didn't go that far. I didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>that far. I went ahead and put the brakes on

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<v Speaker 1>before I got that far and tried to get to

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<v Speaker 1>date back on track. Okay. So, and as you realize

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<v Speaker 1>something was happening, well, it's good if that's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if it would be good if that was the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing you did. But it sounds like there was more.

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<v Speaker 1>There's definitely some more. So we get an appetizer that

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<v Speaker 1>comes out and all of a sudden, my stomach just

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<v Speaker 1>starts gurgling, making you know. I mean, it was over

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<v Speaker 1>the top, and I don't know if it was a

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<v Speaker 1>mixture of the nerves and the food. I also had

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<v Speaker 1>a beer, but my stomach is just in knots. So

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<v Speaker 1>right after the X story, shortly after, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>excuse myself to use the restaurant, okay. And it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>just like I'm gonna go pee real quick. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like I'll be back in like half an hour with

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<v Speaker 1>the new set of clothes. It was not a quick

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<v Speaker 1>break in the restaurant. I'm in there, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>one of I don't want to get into details, but

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<v Speaker 1>I am feeling the minutes pass, if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. I got to get back out there. But

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<v Speaker 1>how do you get back out there when you're having

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<v Speaker 1>these issues? I am gone for a substantial amount of time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just text for the toilet. Yeah yeah, And I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>you like breaking out in sweats and turning pale on

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<v Speaker 1>top of it. All that was happening all along, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the sweats and the paleness was building

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<v Speaker 1>as we went. But I did get back out there.

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<v Speaker 1>So I sit back down, and I might have been

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<v Speaker 1>at the table for one or two minutes and I

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<v Speaker 1>get hit with it again, and I so, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I have to step away for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>And this time, of course, I don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>him going to the bathroom again, So I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I made up a lot. I was like, hey, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I gotta step away. If we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>have this work call I've got to make. That's probably

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<v Speaker 1>even worse than going. I'm feeling sick and I should

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom again. So I'm gone for another

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<v Speaker 1>substantial amount of time. I come back, I'm apologizing. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. About the phone call, and yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't end there unfortunately, So okay, I sit down. I

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<v Speaker 1>start feeling sick again. And at this point it's getting

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's one of those sicknesses that was just

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<v Speaker 1>like creeping deeper and deeper. I just grab a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money. I throw it on the table and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm so sorry, I'm not feeling well. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to get out of here, almost like she's a stripper.

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<v Speaker 1>I throw it on the table and just leave. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even there was no hug goodbye, obviously because then

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<v Speaker 1>poured and swept, there was no anything. I just left,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of almost embarrassment slash. I don't feel good. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take a wild guess that she hasn't talked to

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<v Speaker 1>you since then. We talked every night. Sent No, she

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<v Speaker 1>has not called me, and that sucks because, like the

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<v Speaker 1>X thing is your fault that you brought that up,

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<v Speaker 1>but the rest of it is out of your control.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think where he went wrong is lying or

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<v Speaker 1>just at least not telling her what's really happening. It

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<v Speaker 1>made you look even worse like things and now I

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<v Speaker 1>look at it, I yes I did lie, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was almost you know, it's embarrassing to kind of totally

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<v Speaker 1>let the girl on the first date and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm gonna be on the camp for forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You could just hang on that. I'll wash my hands

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<v Speaker 1>and be back. You know. I've text her, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>try to kind of apologize and call. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be too much. But like I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean this girl was, you know, just one of a

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<v Speaker 1>kind if you will, and it's definitely my fault, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I'm here. Well, we'll see if maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>can salvage the situation and get you a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll play a song and then come back and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second day update. All right, thank you so much, guy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on looking jubil in the morning for today's second

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<v Speaker 1>day update. I can't decide who suffered the most. Marshall,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone for a second date update today

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<v Speaker 1>because he had a terrible first date with a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Melissa, Or there's also that poor restaurant toilet man.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing suffered so much during Marshall's dates. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed the first part of today's second day update, Marshall

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone. He wants to call a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Melissa. They met online, went out for dinner, and

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<v Speaker 1>he says the whole thing was pretty bad. He started

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<v Speaker 1>off because he was nervous talking about his ex girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, which we know is something that you shouldn't do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he started having stomach issues and he went

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom once and was gone for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>then came back, said he was feeling sweaty, and then oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go back again, and then he said

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<v Speaker 1>by the third time he came back, he just threw

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of money on the table and said he

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<v Speaker 1>had to go because he knew it was not going

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<v Speaker 1>to get better from there. So we already know why

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<v Speaker 1>he's not getting a callback from Melissa. Now our job

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<v Speaker 1>is to call her and see if we can get

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<v Speaker 1>him a second date. Marshall, are you ready? I am ready?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, are you ready to go? But I

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<v Speaker 1>know you've gone a lot. Would you classify this as

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<v Speaker 1>the worst date you've ever been on? Easily the worst

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<v Speaker 1>date I've ever been on. I just I really hope

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<v Speaker 1>for a redo for you. I know I know I

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<v Speaker 1>am too, because it'd be in the world. So sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you having problems again. We're about to call her, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to get that off my record if you will, Okayan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh of course. Sorry, God, here we go. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dollar phone number right now. Hello, I might speak to

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<v Speaker 1>Melissa please. This is she. Hey Melissa, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Um, this is Melissa, Yes, Melissa from

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<v Speaker 1>what radio show are you from? That's not what you know?

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<v Speaker 1>What radio show? What are you talking about? Well, my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Jebil and I host the show Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Does that

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<v Speaker 1>make a little bit of sense? Now? Okay, I understand

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<v Speaker 1>it's a radio show, but I'm not understanding why you're

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<v Speaker 1>calling me. Okay, cool, I'll tell you. Well. We do

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<v Speaker 1>a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and then end up not calling them back after,

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<v Speaker 1>they can email us to get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and find out what happened. And we got an email

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<v Speaker 1>the other day from a dude named Marshall. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay and okay, and Marshall told us all about your date.

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<v Speaker 1>He also said a lot of very nice things about you,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says he kind of knows why you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be calling him back because it was pretty awkward, but

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted us to see if we could figure it

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<v Speaker 1>out more. Okay, So Marshall emailed you and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>know about the date that we went on. Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>actually inquired to you about our date. Well, he just wanted,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean more than anything. I think he kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wants to redo. He said it was awful. Well, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>There is definitely not going to be any redos with Marshall,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for sure. I mean, he talked to us, He

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<v Speaker 1>told us about your date. He said how he was

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<v Speaker 1>nervous and talked a bunch about his ex and then

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<v Speaker 1>had some stomach issues. Can I explain to you in

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<v Speaker 1>my side exactly what happened on this date? Yeah, yeah, okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I met Marshall on a dating app day, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very, very very apprehensive about dating in general today because,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, when you're in the dating world right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you meet a lot of weird, weird people and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of duds. Okay more times than not. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I go out with Marshall and he almost right

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<v Speaker 1>away starts talking about his ex girlfriend. Yeah, he told

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<v Speaker 1>us that. I mean, he knows that he was so nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>so because he said, you were so pretty and you

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<v Speaker 1>seem so lovely, and you know, haven't you ever had

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<v Speaker 1>one of those out of body experiences where you just

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<v Speaker 1>keep talking and you know you should stop, but you

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<v Speaker 1>just can't stop. No, okay, well, so you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of sympathy. No, you're not understanding. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So he actually showed me a picture of his ex

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend okay on our date, and then Marshall asked me

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<v Speaker 1>if him and I could take a picture together so

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<v Speaker 1>that he can post it online to make this ex

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend jealous. Marshall didn't tell us that. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>literally the most awkward situation I've ever been And I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you say? What did you say? I just

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<v Speaker 1>basically was like we could take the picture after dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's when I took the situation into my own hands. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you took it into your own hands. Yeah, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? He said that he had stomach issues and

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<v Speaker 1>then threw money on the table and left. I don't yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>would you? So when I go on dates now, I

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<v Speaker 1>bring laxatives like yeah, yeah, yeah, So wait and you

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<v Speaker 1>think this is cute. I mean, I've been on so

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<v Speaker 1>many of these dates. I've been on so many of

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<v Speaker 1>these days. You know this is this is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>So you slipped them some laxatives. So what happens is

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<v Speaker 1>after Marshall talked about his girlfriend, I just knew right

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<v Speaker 1>there that I didn't want to do anything. So what

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<v Speaker 1>I do is I carry chocolate laxatives in my purse

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<v Speaker 1>when I go out on these states. Really so I yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so I offer Marshall a chocolate laxative. And of course

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing you didn't tell him like that. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say you want a chocolate lax No. Basically, what I

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<v Speaker 1>did was I told Marshall that it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>palate cleanser that he would eat before them. So when

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<v Speaker 1>he got up to go to the bathroom and he

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<v Speaker 1>was sweating profusely and you could say visibly that he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be sick, you knew exactly why. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew exactly why I was saying to get the

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<v Speaker 1>date over with this worked. Why why wouldn't you just

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<v Speaker 1>say this isn't working out, I've got to go This

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<v Speaker 1>guy was so weird he wanted to take a picture

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I knew that this was a really strange

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<v Speaker 1>situation that I was in and I needed to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. Okay, oh oh, we have the answer

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<v Speaker 1>to what happened to Marshall because he wasn't even really sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, Melissa Marshall is actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line, I wants to talk to you. What, yeah, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>what you gave me? Laxative? Mental? You don't go on

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<v Speaker 1>dates with people and ask to take pictures with their ex. No, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get a critique him in anymore. You have

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<v Speaker 1>no room to stay out. I mean, I told you

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<v Speaker 1>one story about my ex, and I asked for a

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<v Speaker 1>quick selfie and you think that's enough to say? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean to the toilet for two hours. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>bought new pants and a shirt. Are ruined them both, Marshall,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what else to do at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>But yourself, in my situation, what would have you done? Sure? What?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, somebody a chocolate laxative? I'll tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't give people pills without telling them that you're

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<v Speaker 1>giving them pills. You just can't do that. Girl. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's a big deal, Like I needed to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of the date. I've done this before many times,

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<v Speaker 1>many times, and I don't think that's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you not think that's a big deal. You're

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<v Speaker 1>asking him to put himself in your shoes, like switch

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<v Speaker 1>the foot, Like what if you're on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>a dude and he gave you laxatives. A guy's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to give me laxatives on a date. Guys don't

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<v Speaker 1>get bored with me on dates. It's not the same

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<v Speaker 1>situation you are, Psycho. I am a really good person, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure what the big deal about it's chocolate laxatives.

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<v Speaker 1>Quit acting like I gave him cyanide or something. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not dead. I agree with you, Melissa. At least you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kill the guy. Dude, I feel like you're one

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<v Speaker 1>step away from that, Like laxatives are your gateway drug

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<v Speaker 1>to giving dates rat poison, not to mention that was

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite restaurant. I only give him two star review

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<v Speaker 1>because of that. I'm gonna have to go in and

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<v Speaker 1>change that. Michel, if you wouldn't have had a radio

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<v Speaker 1>station call me right now, you would have had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea this even happened. If I wouldn't have called the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station, I would still be calling you and texting

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<v Speaker 1>you trying to get you to respond to me if

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have a mediator. Yeah, so now we can

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<v Speaker 1>just ask right now, Melissa, would you like to about

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<v Speaker 1>with Marshall again? You will pay for it second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me think about it. I'm gonna say no, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get to turn him down. You are crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think though, I think my bowels are okay on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date for this one? Are you sure? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I am no way, I mean, obviously this is new information.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want the second date now, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Thank you, guys. Hats off to the radio

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<v Speaker 1>station for bringing this psycho to like, poor baby, he

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<v Speaker 1>had to use the toilet. Why aren't even complaining because

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<v Speaker 1>it was for nine straight hours. It's not just a

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<v Speaker 1>little quick in and out there. And Melissa, Melissa, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who has had a lot of digestive issues in their time.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just get the name of the chocolate laxative,

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<v Speaker 1>the brand? No problem, I'll actually just send it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, perfect, or at least somebody made out on

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<v Speaker 1>the second day update, that's good in the morning, texted

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<v Speaker 1>in seven eighty five to nine two says I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>pissed right now. I'm a nurse and she could have

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<v Speaker 1>really hurt someone. Yeah, it's no different than slipping somebody

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<v Speaker 1>at roofy. Talking about today's second date update, well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you think about it, it it is true. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, Marshall wanted to call this girl Melissa. They

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date. He wasn't doing very well

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<v Speaker 1>on his date. He started talking about his ex girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, and then he started having digestive issues

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<v Speaker 1>and had to run to the bathroom a bunch. We

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<v Speaker 1>got her on the phone and found out that her

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<v Speaker 1>move when she's on a date and doesn't like the

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<v Speaker 1>dude is to offer them a chocolate, a laxative chocolate,

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<v Speaker 1>so that they have to go to the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>the date has to be over right without them knowing.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't go like, hey, here's a laxative, so she

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<v Speaker 1>secretly gave him a laxative, and then his stomach started

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<v Speaker 1>to hurt and he had to go to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch, and he ended up just throwing money on

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<v Speaker 1>the table and leaving and everybody's saying that that's actually

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<v Speaker 1>a crime. Absolutely, people, absolutely, And the craziest part to

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<v Speaker 1>me is how proud she like she thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>really cute. Yeah, she thought it was a cute move.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's done it before. She's like, I've done this

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<v Speaker 1>to a bunch of guys. Yeah, I'm giving them laxatives.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to hear what I did. You guys are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>think this is so funny. Yeah, there's no difference between

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<v Speaker 1>her slipping somebody a laxative and some douchey bro who's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done that to so many chicks. Well, I just

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<v Speaker 1>leave your drink on a ten and then drop a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, and to so many chicks. I guess there's

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<v Speaker 1>no difference. Well, there's no difference between her and Bill Cosby.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't actually assault him afterwards, is the positive piece

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<v Speaker 1>of that, because they don't think that after you get

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<v Speaker 1>a laxative, you I don't think you want no, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. So there is a difference there, But

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<v Speaker 1>the drugging part is all all illegal. It's also like

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<v Speaker 1>who and how she decides when they deserve the laxative.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's guys, I feel like nothing. As soon as

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<v Speaker 1>she meets a guy out, she's just like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting a laxative. Yet they didn't even have dinner yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they literally talked for ten minutes. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>get a picture for mine to make my ex jealous? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's dumb, but that doesn't deserve getting a lax I

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<v Speaker 1>still stand by it. Though. Her laxatives sound great, they

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<v Speaker 1>sound like they worked. Really. Yeah, I want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with her just so you're more regular. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've taken some laxative before and they don't even

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<v Speaker 1>work that well on me. Really. Yeah, I'm so jammed

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<v Speaker 1>up sometimes, you know that. I really like I have

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<v Speaker 1>to load up on the laxatives and still nothing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I regret more. The conversation that's

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<v Speaker 1>come after it just adds to blow. All right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really frustrating. I don't need to know anymore yet the

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<v Speaker 1>info for that laxative so I can get back on track.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's why you've had anger issues all the time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's from other things. Okay, I think that the consultation

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<v Speaker 1>might stem from those others. Okay, Well, it's all related.

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<v Speaker 1>It all comes from somewhere. You just got to find

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<v Speaker 1>the source. Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>day up, they'll have to do is email the show

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<v Speaker 1>and we will call the person who drugged you, or

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<v Speaker 1>didn't drug you, or just didn't call you back, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is, just email the show.