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Speaker 1: What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot com rooking

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Speaker 1: Jubils second date update. You ever have one of those

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Speaker 1: bad dates where just nothing seems to go right? Me? Neither,

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Speaker 1: But Marshall, who's on the phone for a second day update,

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Speaker 1: definitely has. His date seemed like just one really horrible

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Speaker 1: What's up, Marshall? How are you? Hey, guys? How are

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Speaker 1: Jebel's description, it sounds like you know exactly why she's

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Speaker 1: of a laundry list of problem. It sounds like you

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Speaker 1: don't really know exactly why, but you know there's a

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Speaker 1: things that went wrong. Why don't you tell us about

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Speaker 1: the girl we're gonna call today. What's her name? Her

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Speaker 1: name is Melissa, Melissa all right, and where do you

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Speaker 1: mean Melissa? Well, we met on a dating app and

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Speaker 1: so you were excited about this estate, then oh my

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Speaker 1: not like you might steal my soul red hand. Yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: This is Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: what radio show are you from? That's not what you know?

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Speaker 1: What radio show? What are you talking about? Well, my

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Speaker 1: Okay and okay, and Marshall told us all about your date.

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