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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap.

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Speaker 2: And normally we don't get juicy opportunities like this.

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Speaker 1: I love juicy, we just don't.

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Speaker 2: But when we got an email from a woman saying

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Speaker 2: her sister works as a makeup artist and things have

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Speaker 2: been a little slow lately, so she took a tempt

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Speaker 2: job over at a funeral home, we knew we could

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Speaker 2: not resist. Apparently she's never done makeup for the deceased

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Speaker 2: or even been in a funeral home before, so her

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Speaker 2: new employer is about to enlighten her on what her

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Speaker 2: new responsibilities are going to be once she starts.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. I work in Jeffrey's

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Speaker 1: phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Tiffany, Yeah, she's calling.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is Harry. Harry Bigsby from jin Son's Funeral Home.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, I heard you're going to be doing some

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Speaker 2: work for us here.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah. I did talk to my recruiter about

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Speaker 3: maybe working in funeral homes.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, exactly, you know, just doing makeup in

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Speaker 2: general aesthetic stuff.

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Speaker 1: So when can you start? Because we are backed up.

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Speaker 3: I guess next Monday would be the earliest I could.

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Speaker 2: Do perfect and uh, just curious. Have you ever blushed

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Speaker 2: a body before? Excuse me, blushed a body? Funeral touch up?

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Speaker 2: Couldaver or come to life makeover? Choosing normal insider terms.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm not familiar with those terms. I've actually

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Speaker 3: only done makeup on real people before.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's fine. It's really not that hard, and

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Speaker 2: they move around a lot less.

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Speaker 3: Oh so that.

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Speaker 2: Makes your job easier, right, Okay, that was a joke,

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Speaker 2: the funeral joke for you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're not moving because because they're dead.

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Speaker 3: Right right, yeah, so I can be ready Monday.

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Speaker 1: Perfect.

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Speaker 2: And we've also started a new thing here just a

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Speaker 2: couple of months ago, where the deceased are now receiving rhinoplasty.

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Speaker 1: What you know those jobs.

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Speaker 3: Ren A Plusty, Yeah, I know, yeah, I know what

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Speaker 3: that is. Oh good, okay, okay, but you're saying dead

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Speaker 3: people are getting them exactly why?

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Speaker 2: Lots of reasons, mostly for the viewing ceremony. A lot

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Speaker 2: of gen zers now they want to take selfies and

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Speaker 2: they want pop Pop to look good for them.

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Speaker 1: So that's where you come in.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think that's where I come in. I

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Speaker 3: just do the makeup part.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're in charge.

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Speaker 2: Of the makeup, but you'll also be in charge of

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Speaker 2: that part as well.

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Speaker 3: That wasn't on the list of requirements that I talked

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Speaker 3: to my recruiter about.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, it's probably because it's the new thing that

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Speaker 2: we're doing, so it wasn't on the job listening, okay,

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Speaker 2: but you'll be great.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a medical license. I'm not a doctor.

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Speaker 2: I cannot do you don't need you don't need a

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Speaker 2: medical license or anything. I mean, they're they're deceased, so

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Speaker 2: it's not a life or death situation.

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Speaker 3: It's still a noose job on a human being. I've

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Speaker 3: never done that.

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Speaker 1: Listen, we could do that.

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Speaker 2: We have a YouTube video, so if you just bring

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Speaker 2: your phone into work with you, get that QR code and.

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Speaker 1: Just follow along.

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Speaker 2: It's literally like putting together an Ikea bench.

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Speaker 3: No simple, I'm sorry, No, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't even need a little Alan wrench to pull it off.

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Speaker 3: Why would anybody do this?

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Speaker 2: Why would anybody do anything nowadays? Have you looked at

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Speaker 2: the state of the world.

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Speaker 3: But it's crazy, Okay, having a loved one, a dead

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Speaker 3: loved one getting a nose job. I mean that just

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Speaker 3: doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 2: It may not sound right, but it is profitable. So

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Speaker 2: you and I are going to make a lot of

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Speaker 2: money on this.

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Speaker 3: Listen. I don't know if I can do this.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what I do need money?

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Speaker 3: I do need money.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you want to make some serioious money.

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Speaker 2: We've got a body coming in tomorrow night that requested

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Speaker 2: a boob job. You can help him go from a

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Speaker 2: medium B to a full D.

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Speaker 1: That's really happening. Hey, listen.

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Speaker 2: If that's too much for you, I get it. It's

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Speaker 2: your first week. You can just stick to lip fillers.

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Speaker 2: What I can even show you our photo gallery called

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Speaker 2: the Dead Do Duck Face.

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Speaker 3: This is just not at all what I was expecting.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: That's interesting because your sister Josie said you were fully

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Speaker 2: up for doing something like this right after we pranked

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Speaker 2: you on the radio.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, was like freaking my mind. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Obviously my name is jeff I've never work at the

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Speaker 2: funeral home. We're on a radio store right now called

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and Josie set you

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Speaker 2: up for a phone tapp.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, that was so crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious, like, what was the worst part. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it all sounds pretty good to me.

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Speaker 3: M, don't move much.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'll see you at the Morgue early

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Speaker 2: Monday morning.

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Speaker 1: No, you won't bring your Alan wrench. Let's do this

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Speaker 1: in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties