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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And normally we don't

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Speaker 1: get juicy opportunities like this. We love juicy, we just don't.

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Speaker 1: But when we got an email from a woman saying

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Speaker 1: her sister works as a makeup artist and things have

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Speaker 1: been a little slow lately, so she took a tempt

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Speaker 1: job over at a funeral home, we knew we could

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Speaker 1: not resist. Apparently she's never done makeup for the deceased

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Speaker 1: or even been in a funeral home before, so her

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Speaker 1: new employer is about to enlighten her on what her

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Speaker 1: new responsibilities are going to be once she starts. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi, is this Tiffany?

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's calling.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Harry. Harry Bigsby from jin Son's Funeral Home.

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Speaker 1: Oh Hi, I heard you're going to be doing some

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Speaker 1: work for us here.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, I did talk to my recruiter about

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Speaker 2: maybe working in funeral home.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, exactly, you know, just doing makeup in

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Speaker 1: general aesthetic stuff. So when can you start? Because we

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Speaker 1: are backed up?

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Speaker 2: I guess next Monday would be the earliest I could do.

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Speaker 1: Perfect and uh, just curious, have you ever blushed a

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Speaker 1: body before?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Blushed a body funeral touch up, coulda or come to

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Speaker 1: life makeover? Choosing normal insider terms.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm not familiar with those terms. I've actually

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Speaker 2: only done makeup on real people before.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's fine. It's really not that hard, and

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Speaker 1: they move around a lot less. Oh so that makes

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Speaker 1: your job easier, right, Okay, that was a joke, the

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Speaker 1: funeral joke for you. Okay, they're not moving because because they're.

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Speaker 2: Dead, right right, yeah, so I can be ready Monday.

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Speaker 1: Perfect. And we've also started a new thing here just

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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, where the deceased are now

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Speaker 1: receiving rhinoplasty. What you know those jobs, ren Aplusty, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I know what that is. Oh good, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: but you're saying dead people are getting them exactly why?

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Speaker 1: Lots of reasons, mostly for the viewing ceremony. A lot

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Speaker 1: of gen zers now they want to take selfies and

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Speaker 1: they want pop Pop to look good for them. So

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Speaker 1: that's where you come in.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's where I come in. I

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Speaker 2: just do the makeup part.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're in charge of the makeup, but you'll also

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Speaker 1: be in charge of that part.

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Speaker 2: As well, that wasn't on the list of requirements that

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Speaker 2: I talked to my recruiter about.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, it's probably because it's the new thing that

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Speaker 1: we're doing, so it wasn't on the job listening, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you'll be great.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a medical license. I'm not a doctor.

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Speaker 1: I cannot do You don't need you don't need a

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Speaker 1: medical license or anything. I mean, they're they're deceased. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not a life or death situation.

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Speaker 2: It's still a noose job on a human being. I've

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Speaker 2: never done that.

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Speaker 1: Listen, we could do that. We have a YouTube video.

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Speaker 1: So if you just bring your phone into work with you,

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Speaker 1: get that QR code and just follow along. It's literally

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Speaker 1: like putting together an Ikea bench.

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Speaker 2: No simple, I'm sorry, No, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't even need a little Alan wrench to pull it off.

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Speaker 2: Why would anybody do this?

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Speaker 1: Why would anybody do anything nowadays? Have you looked at

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Speaker 1: the state of the world.

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Speaker 2: But it's crazy, Okay, having a loved one, a dead

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Speaker 2: loved one getting a nose job. I mean that just

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Speaker 2: doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 1: It may not sound right, but it is profitable. So

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Speaker 1: you and I are going to make a lot of

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Speaker 1: money on this.

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Speaker 2: Listen. I don't know if I can do this.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what I do need money?

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Speaker 2: I do need money.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you want to make some serious money.

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Speaker 1: We've got a body coming in tomorrow night that requested

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Speaker 1: a boob job. You can help him go from a

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Speaker 1: medium B to a full D.

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Speaker 2: That's really happening.

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Speaker 1: Hey, listen. If that's too much for you, I get it.

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Speaker 1: It's your first week. You can just stick to lip fillers.

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Speaker 1: What I can even show you our photo gallery called

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Speaker 1: the Dead Do Duck Face.

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Speaker 2: This is just not at all what I was expecting.

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Speaker 1: Huh. That's interesting because your sister Josie said you were

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Speaker 1: fully up for doing something like this right after we

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Speaker 1: pranked you on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, was like freaking my mind. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Obviously my name is jeff I've never work at the

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Speaker 1: funeral home. We're on a radio store right now called

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and Josie set you

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Speaker 1: up for a phone tapp.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, that was so crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious, Like, what was the worst part. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it all sounded pretty good to me. H. They don't

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Speaker 1: move much. All right, Well, I'll see you at the

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Speaker 1: Morgue early Monday morning. No, you won't bring your Alan wrench.

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Speaker 1: Let's do this week of every morning with boone tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: morning