Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 2: Tap, Garrett, what are you bringing to us today?
Speaker 1: I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
Speaker 1: our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
Speaker 1: is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan. Now,
Speaker 1: Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She drops
Speaker 1: all her plans and she goes and babysits for her
Speaker 1: sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he planned
Speaker 1: a nice roman to get away for this weekend. So
Speaker 1: Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have to
Speaker 1: babysit again for my sister card and we have a
Speaker 1: phone time.
Speaker 2: Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: We love the I want to call because we kind
Speaker 2: of sit back and let you do all the work,
Speaker 2: because you're definitely more believable than us.
Speaker 1: Today's phone tap.
Speaker 2: Let's listen in. Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Just to get in some reports done?
Speaker 3: Do you have a second?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a minute.
Speaker 3: Okay. I actually just called the hotel and I had
Speaker 3: I had them cancel our reservation. What why I have
Speaker 3: to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.
Speaker 2: So what could be more important? We've been looking forward
Speaker 2: to this. Why would you do this?
Speaker 3: Because my sister is so bobbed down with her kid,
Speaker 3: you know, and it's hard to take care of a
Speaker 3: four year old.
Speaker 2: Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important than us?
Speaker 3: No, but I mean she really really needs help with
Speaker 3: Tommy right now.
Speaker 2: Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.
Speaker 2: We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find
Speaker 2: somebody else to watch your kid.
Speaker 3: It's really important.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Us having sex and a foreign location that is important.
Speaker 2: Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.
Speaker 2: Your sister could call.
Speaker 3: We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid.
Speaker 2: And I'm just really try out find a weekend for months.
Speaker 3: How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
Speaker 3: and take Tommy with us on the trip.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I can just think about it.
Speaker 3: It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can
Speaker 3: still do the trip, and I can still spend time
Speaker 3: with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on
Speaker 3: the trip.
Speaker 2: How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
Speaker 2: naked having sex all day, because that was the plan. Remember,
Speaker 2: we'll just.
Speaker 3: Have to switch our plans a little, switch our plans.
Speaker 2: When are we gonna that's the plan? When? When do
Speaker 2: you envision this happening? What are you gonna send the
Speaker 2: kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds for
Speaker 2: a quickie? We can we can well we get back
Speaker 2: home so we know. No, that kid is he's a
Speaker 2: horm a child. He hates me. He physically he hates me.
Speaker 2: He does. He's kicked me in the nuts at least
Speaker 2: three times, and you know what he's doing. I hate him.
Speaker 2: I Am not gonna let some flourid brock me this weekend.
Speaker 2: All right, you really.
Speaker 3: Need to put family first here.
Speaker 2: I'm want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
Speaker 2: this weekend.
Speaker 3: This could be a really good time to kind of
Speaker 3: practice like being a family, like what it would be
Speaker 3: like if we had kids, Like this could be a
Speaker 3: really good time to what are.
Speaker 2: You who haven't even talking about marriage? You already? Kid?
Speaker 3: You really calmed down?
Speaker 2: Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My
Speaker 2: girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.
Speaker 2: This is insane. What're we start watching sephon the Street
Speaker 2: and SpongeBob all weekend.
Speaker 3: It's not the end of the world, Okay, because.
Speaker 2: It is the end of the world. You're not even
Speaker 2: in my shoes right now. We aren't have sex in
Speaker 2: three weeks. I'm tired of waiting. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Just waiting another week is not gonna change. It's not
Speaker 3: the end of the world. You're making yourself. You are
Speaker 3: acting like a child. You are acting like a.
Speaker 2: Four years Really mature, you're mature.
Speaker 3: Do you hear yourself?
Speaker 2: I mean you're hear yourself?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really? Really? Are we doing this? Are we gonna? Are
Speaker 2: we doing this? Are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Evan?
Speaker 3: I need to talk to you like an adult.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you talk to me like an adult?
Speaker 3: I need you to listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Hey, Evan, my name is Garrett and Elvis turn in
Speaker 1: the morning show and you just got phone tapped? What
Speaker 1: your your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap
Speaker 1: on you?
Speaker 2: I have. Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the
Speaker 2: feather tonight.
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