WEBVTT - Babysitting Ruining Vacation

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap, Garrett, what are you bringing to us today?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She

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<v Speaker 1>is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She drops

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<v Speaker 1>all her plans and she goes and babysits for her

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<v Speaker 1>sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he planned

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<v Speaker 1>a nice roman to get away for this weekend. So

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have to

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<v Speaker 1>babysit again for my sister card and we have a

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<v Speaker 1>phone time.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>We love the I want to call because we kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sit back and let you do all the work,

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<v Speaker 2>because you're definitely more believable than us.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in. Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Just to get in some reports done?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a second?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. I actually just called the hotel and I had

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<v Speaker 3>I had them cancel our reservation. What why I have

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<v Speaker 3>to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So what could be more important? We've been looking forward

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<v Speaker 2>to this. Why would you do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my sister is so bobbed down with her kid,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and it's hard to take care of a

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<v Speaker 3>four year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important than us?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I mean she really really needs help with

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else to watch your kid.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really important.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Us having sex and a foreign location that is important.

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<v Speaker 2>Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.

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<v Speaker 2>Your sister could call.

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<v Speaker 3>We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just really try out find a weekend for months.

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<v Speaker 3>How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead

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<v Speaker 3>and take Tommy with us on the trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I can just think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can

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<v Speaker 3>still do the trip, and I can still spend time

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<v Speaker 3>with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on

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<v Speaker 3>the trip.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're

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<v Speaker 2>naked having sex all day, because that was the plan. Remember,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll just.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to switch our plans a little, switch our plans.

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<v Speaker 2>When are we gonna that's the plan? When? When do

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<v Speaker 2>you envision this happening? What are you gonna send the

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<v Speaker 2>kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds for

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<v Speaker 2>a quickie? We can we can well we get back

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<v Speaker 2>home so we know. No, that kid is he's a

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<v Speaker 2>horm a child. He hates me. He physically he hates me.

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<v Speaker 2>He does. He's kicked me in the nuts at least

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<v Speaker 2>three times, and you know what he's doing. I hate him.

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<v Speaker 2>I Am not gonna let some flourid brock me this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you really.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to put family first here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>This could be a really good time to kind of

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<v Speaker 3>practice like being a family, like what it would be

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<v Speaker 3>like if we had kids, Like this could be a

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<v Speaker 3>really good time to what are.

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<v Speaker 2>You who haven't even talking about marriage? You already? Kid?

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<v Speaker 3>You really calmed down?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.

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<v Speaker 2>This is insane. What're we start watching sephon the Street

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<v Speaker 2>and SpongeBob all weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the end of the world, Okay, because.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the end of the world. You're not even

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<v Speaker 2>in my shoes right now. We aren't have sex in

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<v Speaker 2>three weeks. I'm tired of waiting. This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Just waiting another week is not gonna change. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the world. You're making yourself. You are

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<v Speaker 3>acting like a child. You are acting like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Four years Really mature, you're mature.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you're hear yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Really? Are we doing this? Are we gonna? Are

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<v Speaker 2>we doing this? Are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Evan?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to talk to you like an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, can you talk to me like an adult?

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Evan, my name is Garrett and Elvis turn in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning show and you just got phone tapped? What

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<v Speaker 1>your your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>on you?

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<v Speaker 2>I have. Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the

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<v Speaker 2>feather tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>all participants.

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