WEBVTT - "The Light Skinned Expert" with Langston Kerman 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:07.200 Hello, hey, hey, oh your voice, Marie, Oh, thank you? 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:09.920 Very deep? What are we doing? Very white tonight? 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:10.399 No? 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:12.600 I just you know, I think the older I get 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:16.000 just the sexier everything about me becomes. 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:20.280 Anyway, this is an unofficial expert podcast with Sydney and Marie. 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:21.480 Oh my goodness. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.160 We're having such a great morning or day or whatever 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:25.880 whatever time it is, whatever time. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:29.080 You're listening to this evening, it's a great The moon 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.760 is out. It's a red moon tonight. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:37.360 Can you see the moon in Brooklyn? Shut up? I'm sick. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.320 I'm having a rough time. I'm very congested. Yeah, you 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.479 sound awful. Well. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.680 I feel like I can do some phone sex with 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.879 this voice right now, not with all that coughing that 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:48.400 you're doing. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:53.720 Absolutely not what you Yeah? What are you wearing? 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:58.440 Some people find bronchita is sexy, so I mean, remember 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.680 when I had bronchitis for like two years. So you 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.560 were bagging everybody left and right. They were like, hey, yo, maya, Angela, 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:05.360 what's good? 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:11.760 They were like, sir a work yes. I was like, no, 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:15.640 thank you, Oh my god, I'm struggling right now. How 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.720 did you get sick? Well? 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:19.640 I wear a lot of h and m jackets that 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.360 don't have no lining yet it is, so it's just 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.880 a paper mache and it's it's like hot. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.280 And cold, and I'm going back in between. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.679 You know, it's going to places that have AC and 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.800 then going into my friend's apartment that got like hood heat. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.479 It's hood heat. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.240 Where are you going that has AC? It's been warm, 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:38.399 but it hasn't been that warm in New. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.120 York, h and M. 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.440 That's where I'm That's where AC is always blasted. It 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:46.320 don't matter, dude, you need to get on that unique 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.080 low heat tick. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.280 I feel like you get. 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:49.760 I mean, I don't own anything from there, but I 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.800 see you don't know. I see the adspoiling on the train. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.040 I damn you in any of your wardrobe. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.960 Absolutely not. If I can't find it at the trip shop, 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:58.720 I'm not wearing it. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.240 So exactly, I've never seen unique love at the thrift shop. Yeah, 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:03.880 I need to get better jackets, but it's about to 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:05.920 be hot and I'm about to have like ten tops 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:07.440 and nipples out. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.480 So it's no, that's not what we're doing this year. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.440 This wait, wait, what are we doing? 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:17.600 We're doing long silk kimonos this year. We're doing booty 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:22.040 shorts and kimonos. Okay, I'll do that, and then I'll 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:25.440 also have like some nipple tassels underneath the kimona. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:28.600 Okay, all right, I'm trying to get my burlesque game up. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.240 Okay, all right, we'll do what you need to do. 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.320 Live your best sluttie light. Shut up, Marie. Were you 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.840 an expert in anything this week? Let me tell you 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:38.000 what I'm an expert in this week. I don't know 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.639 if you guys can hear my loud ass fridge in 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.560 the background. Let's take a minute to listen. Yep, that's 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:45.880 my fridge. So you know how my electricity keeps getting 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:46.320 cut off? 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:46.640 Right? 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:51.320 It's the man downstairs who's cutting my He just goes 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:52.840 downstairs and flips the switch. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:54.920 So wait, how'd you Jessica Fletcher this? 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:56.480 How'd you find out? Well, let me tell you how 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.840 I did it. Okay, let me tell you how I 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.639 Nancy drew this mess. 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:03.399 So let him know. Let him know. So my power 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:05.639 keeps getting cut off around like three, four, five, six 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.280 o'clock in the morning hours that your ass should be 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.840 asleep right right, But. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:16.320 He was complaining to my super or the dude who 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.320 like cleans the building. He was like, some in that 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.400 apartment keeps vibrating at like three four o'clock in the morning, 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:23.720 and it keeps wagging me up. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:25.280 I don't know what it is. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.880 It's like a phone or like a vibrate whatever. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.680 He doesn't know what it is, but something keeps waking 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.440 him up at the same time that our power keeps 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:33.040 getting cut off. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:35.800 Will you be using a vibrator at three o'clock in 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:36.280 the morning. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.600 I'll be minding my business sometimes I'll just be coming 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:40.240 in the house. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:42.800 Will you be putting the lavender oil on the pillow case? 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.880 And rat let me tell you what happened. 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.640 So he changed the super, changed the breakers or whatever 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.720 down there, and it's still happening. So he snitched on 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.480 himself when he was like, they keep waking me up 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.560 at three four, five, six o'clock in the mo Ma 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:04.320 using the hastachi, Yeah, I believe it's pronoun he touching, 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:12.480 He thought she magic, yes, using the mission boushie, missie, boushie. Sidney, 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:15.040 you need to stop buying these generic vibrators. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:15.839 That's why you sit. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:18.800 You're a whole vagina about to fall off. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:22.520 Shut up. So that's the Honda Court of vibrators at 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:23.240 five am. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.919 Huh, No, nobody is doing anything at that time. My 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.039 sister gets up at three o'clock in the morning to 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.320 go to the gym. Oh so it's probably your fucking 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:33.000 sister making all that, damn you know, because she didn't 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.040 go to the gym today. She woke up, She woke up, 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.520 and then like half an hour later the power cut off, 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.400 and you know, my roommate dumb, she just goes downstairs 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:45.400 to get into the cock. I'm like, three o'clock in 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.760 the morning, I'm not getting up to go down there 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.080 because if he's waiting down there with like a bat or. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.360 Like I need to live there. This is where the 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.280 this is where the So let me tell you what. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.000 I was an expert. I'm an expert at I'm at 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:57.600 war with him. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.680 So like I wear heels in my house now and 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:03.640 just I roll the rug up and just start throwing 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.280 things at the ground. Because if you thought we were 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.839 being loud before, when we weren't, I'm gonna definitely be 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:10.360 loud now, yo, do. 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.040 You behatta in it? 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:12.640 But shata. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.159 As soon as we finished through the podcast, I'm turning 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.120 all the music up and we just gonna start dropping bodies. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.520 We just start. We're gonna start throwing our expert on 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:21.000 the ground. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.440 We're gonna drop down and get your egle on. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.720 I mean, but we gotta make sure we record this 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.799 first because we need electricity to record the podcast. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.400 But like, what's wrong with this this neighbor of yours 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.440 that he couldn't just come up here and say, hey, 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.640 y'all be making mad noise at three four, five six 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:39.559 seven in the morning. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.360 No one is making noise. Don't nobody be awake. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.120 I don't know, but we need to figure it out 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.640 because you need the electricity. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:48.840 Yes, I do, and my fridge is still trying to 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:49.800 warm up. You hear it? 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.719 What if you're your neighbor would be like, I don't 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.760 care if it's faur five, six seven and ay in 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.440 the morning, but your better come in when you think it. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.360 Get in. Know that song? 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.400 No, nobody, nobody in the room knows that song. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.080 That's what the that that? 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:05.720 Uh? 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.560 What's her name is? Sole Sola Solunge? 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.000 And was it trick Daddy? I don't know that song, Sidney. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:17.799 We don't listen to ratchet trill music. Oh my god, 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.000 that's this guy is crazy, I know, But how terrible 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:23.840 is your life that you're gonna get up in the 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:29.440 middle of the night and actually go downstairs exactly exactly exactly, Well, 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:30.560 at least he's determined. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:31.840 He's got determination. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:35.840 He's a painis and we're gonna deal with this like 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.120 the West Indians that we are. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:38.480 Because I'm not big enough. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.000 Like if I was a big as to if I 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.400 was John, if I was my cousin John, I would 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.359 just go down there and cut his power off and 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:45.160 wait for him to come. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.840 Down and be like, doing got a problem, my man? 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:48.480 But I'm not. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.880 We have, sir, Is there an issue that we need 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:52.480 to resolve? 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.800 Like I'm a lazy troublemaker, so that any I'm not 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.200 only doing trouble that's. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.680 Convenient for me. I'm not going put in my shoes. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.160 I got put shoes on going the way downstairs. They 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:02.719 do see and. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.279 You know, there's a fucking draft in the in the basement. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.880 Na listen, what if the other to get stuck and 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.840 we just both down there hanging out with the trash 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.480 and the washing machines, you know what I mean? 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:12.960 Like that's I can't. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.720 What is the nationality of this man? 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:15.239 Uh? 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:20.560 He Spanish, some type of Spanish, but I feel like 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.080 he's more like a Spaniard, like from Spain. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.480 No, not that he's not that, he's like like Puerto 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:26.920 Rican or. 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:27.360 Something like that. 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.080 I don't know any heroin all the way down to 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.320 the basement and cutting off people's like Puerto. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.000 Ricans in Flatbush. That's what they do. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.840 He's so terrible, and he's come up here to yell before. 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:40.360 And my roommate called the cops on him once, so 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:40.960 he hates us. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.040 Oh so that's why he couldn't you bitch. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.840 Na cut called the cops on him after I told 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:48.200 her not to. And then I was like, well, if 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.360 you gonna call him, don't say our room number. And 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.360 then I heard her go Apartment three A. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.560 And I was like, niagga, Well, I couldn't list any 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.360 other letters. Listen, snitches, get the electricity. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.400 Smitch ass bitch. 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.720 I mean this was like last year what she called 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:05.120 the cops. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:06.880 He's holding the grudge on that he mad. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.840 Well, I don't know what is in her room that's 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:10.680 keeping him up, but there's nothing in my room. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.360 She got the Hishi Hashi brand. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:16.280 I don't know, but listen, I will keep you guys 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.080 updated on the War The War with two A. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.320 Oh my god, we're on the case. We're on the case. 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.520 Got you so much? Sidney? What is were you an expertius? 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:29.400 Besides coughing all over my kel being cold and sexy. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:33.960 Having a cold and being sexy, it's really hard to 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:38.160 have mucus all up and through your nose and still 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:41.360 like have a low cut dress on and cocktail waitress. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.439 You know, because I was at work on Friday. I 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.040 mean the word mucus is ugly, you know what I mean. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:50.120 I feel like there's some group of people out there 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:54.160 that think mucus is hot. You know, sperm is mucus. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.079 I'm sorry one more time. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:57.160 Sperm is mucus. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.240 So you got sperm in your nose right now, that's 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.000 why you sick? 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:07.040 Shut up, no secretions. Music is mucus as well. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.400 Okay, Sydney, I feel like you. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.880 I don't know what morgan forman narrated documentary you watch 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.960 before you got here, but anyway, bitch, So yeah, I 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:18.520 was at work with my cold, sneezing and whatnot, and 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.520 I was like, listen, I'm gonna do this the natural way. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.000 I'm just gonna like sweat it out. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:23.200 I'm gonna work. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.679 The cold is gonna go away the right way. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.640 I'm not going to take any night quill or day 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.160 quill or anything like that. So I'm what you're trying 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:31.360 to say is you ain't got no money for night 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.840 will or day quill. Yes, them them checks didn't come 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:37.400 through yet. I'm on the I'm on a budget, so 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.600 I'm there. You know. I got my dress on, I 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:43.000 got my new big just killing it at work, and 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:46.120 I'm sneezing and coughing on everything. So I go to 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.640 the table and I got the bottle with the firecracker 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.400 on the top, and I couldn't even hold the bottle 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:55.120 right because I'm coughing over my shoulder because I'm I've 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.280 I'm really considerate, That's what I feel like. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:09:58.560 I don't. 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.360 I wouldn't call in front of people. I cough on 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.840 the side. So I go down and I get to 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:04.960 the table and I'm coughing and I look crazy, and 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:11.640 I wiped my hands off before that's disgusting. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:13.360 I wiped my hands off. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:17.200 I start pouring drinks and I cough again, and then 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.559 the guy is like, listen, I think you're real nice, 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.160 but I need another waitress. Yeah, you can't be wiping 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:26.400 your hands, your mucncy hands in the vap that's discussed. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.280 He gave me eighty dollars so he didn't think I 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.760 was racist. So he didn't think he was racist or whatever. 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.760 He was like, listen, let me give you eighty dollars 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:34.480 for your trouble. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.920 He was like, here's money, so you don't touch me 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.320 or my bottles for the rest. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.400 That's exactly what happened. And then so I still got paid. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:42.520 Still had a. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.360 Cold all night, and I made money and I still 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:45.880 look good. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:47.559 So you were an expert at. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.000 Having asked to go away, shut up, bitch, and get 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:54.640 paid for it. No, that's not. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:54.960 One of that. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.400 I had a cold, but I still remained sexy and 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:58.040 I made money. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:10:59.959 Not sexy enough to stay at that dude's table, though, 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:00.920 is what I'm trying to say. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.839 So listen, nobody wants a titties that got a cold. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.600 That's what That's what I've been told. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.400 Yeah, keep your secretions and your seamen those to yourself. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.920 Bring that to the regular bar and the people who 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:13.720 ain't got no money. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.640 Speaking of secretions, Oh my goodness, this guests that we have. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:29.439 He keeps the panties moist, damp, damp, very damp, very 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:30.440 white damp. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.480 I mean people have to wear panty liners whenever they're 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:33.920 around him. 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.000 It's crazy. It depends, that depends. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:40.760 It's ridiculous. I mean, this guess is a comedian also 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:47.000 an actor who's on HBO's Insecure. He is our light 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:56.520 skindiate expert. Give it up for Langston Kermanist. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.960 I'm gonna call it them moist. You don't like that word? Why? 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:01.920 I think it's good. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:03.720 I don't know why people don't like the word moist. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.280 It has an eminent and like a bunch of vowel. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:10.720 Doesn't Betty Crocker have a moist devil, super moist, supermo 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:12.360 there's something. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.599 Wrong with anything wrong with it? I usually get in 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.640 an argument. I had an ex girlfriend who refused to 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.720 allow that word around her type ship. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.280 She was white. No, I never dated a white woman. Really? 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.160 Wait, can we have just a moment of silence for that, 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:27.920 because that is just. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:33.840 Or something? Oh yeah, hold on, hold on, wait, hold. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:38.480 On, And the cloud grows wild and the black women 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.640 wild and the white women dying. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.640 Really, you've never dated a white girl? Been on date? 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:53.680 You didn't got a hand from where did you? Where 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:59.480 did you? How we go from? 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:05.600 Now? Well, I've penetrated several girls. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:06.400 That that was such a light skin comment. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.199 I've never I've never taken one to meet my mom. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:13.000 I've never like introduced them to my group of friends. 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.880 I mean, to be fair, I never took my white 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:15.920 boyfriend to meet my mom. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.400 I never had a girl that made it so far 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:20.520 as a boyfriend. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:25.240 I think I've only either had like first dates or 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:26.720 one night stands with white women. 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.640 I mean, I think white women like one night's stance. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.840 I feel like, if you're listening and you feel like 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.480 I'm wrong, then tweet me. 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:36.680 My Twitter is just said, y. 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.200 Listen my white friends listen to this. And I have 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.920 no relation to this woman named Marie Boston. I know, 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:44.600 really I don't. 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:45.640 I don't even know who that is. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.240 Uh so, but so what type of women are you 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.520 attracted to? Like what I feel like because you have 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.360 a girlfriend now, but like. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.280 What's your Yeah, I mean I like black women. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.080 I think that's I mean you said that, like, I mean, 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:57.679 but she's pretty. 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.199 Your girlfriend's pretty light, she's quite like you guys could 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:01.800 be cousins. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:06.080 All right, First of all, watch them mount. You guys 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.840 can be related. She's quite fair. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.400 Skin is very fair, and that ain't her fault. That's 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:17.200 God's mess up. Don't don't. 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:22.280 She's right. Hair like wool, Okay, right, nice wool. Not that. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:25.400 Had hair like Marley hair. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:30.400 It was wool hair like quality wool. Wow, l you 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.640 know what I mean? He said, not that foxy brown wolf. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:38.320 His hair was like rainbow. You know they put people 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:39.359 in the field. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.080 Had hair like rainbow wool. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.400 Whatever you want to know. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:50.040 I think I've dated a pretty wide range of mostly 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.840 black women, okay in some Spanish? 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.680 Have any of them been dark skin? Like? How dark? 0:14:56.880 --> 0:15:00.960 How dark? Probably your skin color is as dark. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.760 As Okay, okay, that thank you. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:08.280 That wasn't It wasn't like a cutoff. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.680 It wasn't like I won't go no darker. You were like, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.080 don't keep a bag? Test or whatever? Who was who? 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:17.240 What celebrity said that? It was like method man or something. 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.360 Was like, you know, if you money stupid like flavor flavs. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:25.560 Okay, somebody who looked like. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.520 He looked like what your poop looks like if you 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:28.160 eat a lot of green. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.960 Talk about my fellow dark skinned brother. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.800 You and Flavor not the same shape. That's two different crowds. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.200 And I'm not opposed to that level of black, but 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:39.120 he's not maintaining. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:42.480 Don't you talk about my brother like that skin is cracked. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.600 I feel like you're supposed to like lotion. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.920 More to use like a shade and the cocoa butter 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:48.680 at the same time. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.640 Uh so LinkedIn how long have you been light skin? 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.880 What do you recall that? That's what? That's what's your 0:15:54.880 --> 0:16:01.280 earliest your earliest light skinned memory. You all know most 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.000 of us come out white. So I started off white. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:05.280 I was brown. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:09.800 I found I found my voice about like six weeks in. 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.160 I would say, your light skin voice, Oh yeah, what. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:13.840 Did it sound like? 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.160 It's just it was just a baby going yes. Oh 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:26.640 my god. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.120 I feel like light skin dudes are always whining or 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.440 crying about something. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.640 See and I think that's an ugly dark skin probably 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.160 Lambert Wow. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:41.680 Ugly Okay, so that you all have proliferated wow for 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:46.200 the sake of attacking our grace and beauty. No, that's 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.640 an ugly thing that people are like light skin people 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:49.760 are always in their feelings. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:52.000 There's nothing we can do that y'all wouldn't say we're 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:52.920 in our feelings about it. 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.640 If I was like, nah, I don't I don't eat 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:56.560 Cimento's crunch light skin. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.960 Here we go, here we go. I think you better 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.560 than me. Now I just don't want fucking goofy ass centnamon. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.640 Well we started the podcast at eleven Well, we told 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.159 you to get here eleven What time did you get here? 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:09.120 Eleven oh two? 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:12.160 That was so light skin like? If you were dark skin, 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:13.879 you would have came in at eleven thirty. We were 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:16.959 expecting you at eleven forty two. We were why, because 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:20.840 that's what time a bad person would hear. 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.880 Something about the light skin taste buds that I noticed 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.400 just this morning, is we all? I had three hard 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.760 boiled eggs, and we all ate them sitting and I 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.520 put Laurie's miss dash little Dobo. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:35.840 On top of an salts and so lengthton ate. 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.919 His egg with nothing on it, he ate the shell. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.639 You had a bear boiled hard boiled egg. It was bear, 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:47.080 It was delicious. It was no, it was not made 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.600 that we gotta fix it. 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:52.479 No GMOs made that seriously. 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:55.439 Gotten science came together to make a delightful product that 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:56.919 I don't have to I don't mean to fix it. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:58.560 Here's a question about you as a child. 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:01.280 Did you were you born with like baby hair is 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.640