Speaker 1: Hello, hey, hey, oh your voice, Marie, Oh, thank you?
Speaker 2: Very deep? What are we doing? Very white tonight?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I just you know, I think the older I get
Speaker 3: just the sexier everything about me becomes.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this is an unofficial expert podcast with Sydney and Marie.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: We're having such a great morning or day or whatever
Speaker 1: whatever time it is, whatever time.
Speaker 3: You're listening to this evening, it's a great The moon
Speaker 3: is out. It's a red moon tonight.
Speaker 2: Can you see the moon in Brooklyn? Shut up? I'm sick.
Speaker 2: I'm having a rough time. I'm very congested. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: sound awful. Well.
Speaker 1: I feel like I can do some phone sex with
Speaker 1: this voice right now, not with all that coughing that
Speaker 1: you're doing.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not what you Yeah? What are you wearing?
Speaker 1: Some people find bronchita is sexy, so I mean, remember
Speaker 1: when I had bronchitis for like two years. So you
Speaker 1: were bagging everybody left and right. They were like, hey, yo, maya, Angela,
Speaker 1: what's good?
Speaker 2: They were like, sir a work yes. I was like, no,
Speaker 2: thank you, Oh my god, I'm struggling right now. How
Speaker 2: did you get sick? Well?
Speaker 1: I wear a lot of h and m jackets that
Speaker 1: don't have no lining yet it is, so it's just
Speaker 1: a paper mache and it's it's like hot.
Speaker 2: And cold, and I'm going back in between.
Speaker 1: You know, it's going to places that have AC and
Speaker 1: then going into my friend's apartment that got like hood heat.
Speaker 1: It's hood heat.
Speaker 3: Where are you going that has AC? It's been warm,
Speaker 3: but it hasn't been that warm in New.
Speaker 2: York, h and M.
Speaker 1: That's where I'm That's where AC is always blasted. It
Speaker 1: don't matter, dude, you need to get on that unique
Speaker 1: low heat tick.
Speaker 2: I feel like you get.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't own anything from there, but I
Speaker 3: see you don't know. I see the adspoiling on the train.
Speaker 3: I damn you in any of your wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. If I can't find it at the trip shop,
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing it.
Speaker 1: So exactly, I've never seen unique love at the thrift shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to get better jackets, but it's about to
Speaker 1: be hot and I'm about to have like ten tops
Speaker 1: and nipples out.
Speaker 2: So it's no, that's not what we're doing this year.
Speaker 2: This wait, wait, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: We're doing long silk kimonos this year. We're doing booty
Speaker 1: shorts and kimonos. Okay, I'll do that, and then I'll
Speaker 1: also have like some nipple tassels underneath the kimona.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm trying to get my burlesque game up.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we'll do what you need to do.
Speaker 1: Live your best sluttie light. Shut up, Marie. Were you
Speaker 1: an expert in anything this week? Let me tell you
Speaker 1: what I'm an expert in this week. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys can hear my loud ass fridge in
Speaker 1: the background. Let's take a minute to listen. Yep, that's
Speaker 1: my fridge. So you know how my electricity keeps getting
Speaker 1: cut off?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: It's the man downstairs who's cutting my He just goes
Speaker 3: downstairs and flips the switch.
Speaker 1: So wait, how'd you Jessica Fletcher this?
Speaker 2: How'd you find out? Well, let me tell you how
Speaker 2: I did it. Okay, let me tell you how I
Speaker 2: Nancy drew this mess.
Speaker 1: So let him know. Let him know. So my power
Speaker 1: keeps getting cut off around like three, four, five, six
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning hours that your ass should be
Speaker 1: asleep right right, But.
Speaker 3: He was complaining to my super or the dude who
Speaker 3: like cleans the building. He was like, some in that
Speaker 3: apartment keeps vibrating at like three four o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 3: and it keeps wagging me up.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like a phone or like a vibrate whatever.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know what it is, but something keeps waking
Speaker 3: him up at the same time that our power keeps
Speaker 3: getting cut off.
Speaker 1: Will you be using a vibrator at three o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 3: I'll be minding my business sometimes I'll just be coming
Speaker 3: in the house.
Speaker 2: Will you be putting the lavender oil on the pillow case?
Speaker 2: And rat let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 3: So he changed the super, changed the breakers or whatever
Speaker 3: down there, and it's still happening. So he snitched on
Speaker 3: himself when he was like, they keep waking me up
Speaker 3: at three four, five, six o'clock in the mo Ma
Speaker 3: using the hastachi, Yeah, I believe it's pronoun he touching,
Speaker 3: He thought she magic, yes, using the mission boushie, missie, boushie. Sidney,
Speaker 3: you need to stop buying these generic vibrators.
Speaker 2: That's why you sit.
Speaker 4: You're a whole vagina about to fall off.
Speaker 1: Shut up. So that's the Honda Court of vibrators at
Speaker 1: five am.
Speaker 3: Huh, No, nobody is doing anything at that time. My
Speaker 3: sister gets up at three o'clock in the morning to
Speaker 3: go to the gym. Oh so it's probably your fucking
Speaker 3: sister making all that, damn you know, because she didn't
Speaker 3: go to the gym today. She woke up, She woke up,
Speaker 3: and then like half an hour later the power cut off,
Speaker 3: and you know, my roommate dumb, she just goes downstairs
Speaker 3: to get into the cock. I'm like, three o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning, I'm not getting up to go down there
Speaker 3: because if he's waiting down there with like a bat or.
Speaker 1: Like I need to live there. This is where the
Speaker 1: this is where the So let me tell you what.
Speaker 4: I was an expert. I'm an expert at I'm at
Speaker 4: war with him.
Speaker 3: So like I wear heels in my house now and
Speaker 3: just I roll the rug up and just start throwing
Speaker 3: things at the ground. Because if you thought we were
Speaker 3: being loud before, when we weren't, I'm gonna definitely be
Speaker 3: loud now, yo, do.
Speaker 1: You behatta in it?
Speaker 2: But shata.
Speaker 1: As soon as we finished through the podcast, I'm turning
Speaker 1: all the music up and we just gonna start dropping bodies.
Speaker 2: We just start. We're gonna start throwing our expert on
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 1: We're gonna drop down and get your egle on.
Speaker 3: I mean, but we gotta make sure we record this
Speaker 3: first because we need electricity to record the podcast.
Speaker 1: But like, what's wrong with this this neighbor of yours
Speaker 1: that he couldn't just come up here and say, hey,
Speaker 1: y'all be making mad noise at three four, five six
Speaker 1: seven in the morning.
Speaker 4: No one is making noise. Don't nobody be awake.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we need to figure it out
Speaker 1: because you need the electricity.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do, and my fridge is still trying to
Speaker 2: warm up. You hear it?
Speaker 1: What if you're your neighbor would be like, I don't
Speaker 1: care if it's faur five, six seven and ay in
Speaker 1: the morning, but your better come in when you think it.
Speaker 2: Get in. Know that song?
Speaker 4: No, nobody, nobody in the room knows that song.
Speaker 2: That's what the that that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: What's her name is? Sole Sola Solunge?
Speaker 1: And was it trick Daddy? I don't know that song, Sidney.
Speaker 1: We don't listen to ratchet trill music. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's this guy is crazy, I know, But how terrible
Speaker 1: is your life that you're gonna get up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night and actually go downstairs exactly exactly exactly, Well,
Speaker 1: at least he's determined.
Speaker 2: He's got determination.
Speaker 3: He's a painis and we're gonna deal with this like
Speaker 3: the West Indians that we are.
Speaker 2: Because I'm not big enough.
Speaker 3: Like if I was a big as to if I
Speaker 3: was John, if I was my cousin John, I would
Speaker 3: just go down there and cut his power off and
Speaker 3: wait for him to come.
Speaker 4: Down and be like, doing got a problem, my man?
Speaker 2: But I'm not.
Speaker 4: We have, sir, Is there an issue that we need
Speaker 4: to resolve?
Speaker 1: Like I'm a lazy troublemaker, so that any I'm not
Speaker 1: only doing trouble that's.
Speaker 2: Convenient for me. I'm not going put in my shoes.
Speaker 2: I got put shoes on going the way downstairs. They
Speaker 2: do see and.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a fucking draft in the in the basement.
Speaker 3: Na listen, what if the other to get stuck and
Speaker 3: we just both down there hanging out with the trash
Speaker 3: and the washing machines, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like that's I can't.
Speaker 1: What is the nationality of this man?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: He Spanish, some type of Spanish, but I feel like
Speaker 1: he's more like a Spaniard, like from Spain.
Speaker 4: No, not that he's not that, he's like like Puerto
Speaker 4: Rican or.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know any heroin all the way down to
Speaker 1: the basement and cutting off people's like Puerto.
Speaker 4: Ricans in Flatbush. That's what they do.
Speaker 3: He's so terrible, and he's come up here to yell before.
Speaker 3: And my roommate called the cops on him once, so
Speaker 3: he hates us.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's why he couldn't you bitch.
Speaker 3: Na cut called the cops on him after I told
Speaker 3: her not to. And then I was like, well, if
Speaker 3: you gonna call him, don't say our room number. And
Speaker 3: then I heard her go Apartment three A.
Speaker 1: And I was like, niagga, Well, I couldn't list any
Speaker 1: other letters. Listen, snitches, get the electricity.
Speaker 2: Smitch ass bitch.
Speaker 4: I mean this was like last year what she called
Speaker 4: the cops.
Speaker 2: He's holding the grudge on that he mad.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what is in her room that's
Speaker 3: keeping him up, but there's nothing in my room.
Speaker 1: She got the Hishi Hashi brand.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but listen, I will keep you guys
Speaker 3: updated on the War The War with two A.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're on the case. We're on the case.
Speaker 2: Got you so much? Sidney? What is were you an expertius?
Speaker 1: Besides coughing all over my kel being cold and sexy.
Speaker 1: Having a cold and being sexy, it's really hard to
Speaker 1: have mucus all up and through your nose and still
Speaker 1: like have a low cut dress on and cocktail waitress.
Speaker 2: You know, because I was at work on Friday. I
Speaker 2: mean the word mucus is ugly, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's some group of people out there
Speaker 1: that think mucus is hot. You know, sperm is mucus.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry one more time.
Speaker 2: Sperm is mucus.
Speaker 3: So you got sperm in your nose right now, that's
Speaker 3: why you sick?
Speaker 1: Shut up, no secretions. Music is mucus as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sydney, I feel like you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what morgan forman narrated documentary you watch
Speaker 1: before you got here, but anyway, bitch, So yeah, I
Speaker 1: was at work with my cold, sneezing and whatnot, and
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, I'm gonna do this the natural way.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna like sweat it out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work.
Speaker 2: The cold is gonna go away the right way.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take any night quill or day
Speaker 1: quill or anything like that. So I'm what you're trying
Speaker 1: to say is you ain't got no money for night
Speaker 1: will or day quill. Yes, them them checks didn't come
Speaker 1: through yet. I'm on the I'm on a budget, so
Speaker 1: I'm there. You know. I got my dress on, I
Speaker 1: got my new big just killing it at work, and
Speaker 1: I'm sneezing and coughing on everything. So I go to
Speaker 1: the table and I got the bottle with the firecracker
Speaker 1: on the top, and I couldn't even hold the bottle
Speaker 1: right because I'm coughing over my shoulder because I'm I've
Speaker 1: I'm really considerate, That's what I feel like.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call in front of people. I cough on
Speaker 1: the side. So I go down and I get to
Speaker 1: the table and I'm coughing and I look crazy, and
Speaker 1: I wiped my hands off before that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: I wiped my hands off.
Speaker 1: I start pouring drinks and I cough again, and then
Speaker 1: the guy is like, listen, I think you're real nice,
Speaker 1: but I need another waitress. Yeah, you can't be wiping
Speaker 1: your hands, your mucncy hands in the vap that's discussed.
Speaker 1: He gave me eighty dollars so he didn't think I
Speaker 1: was racist. So he didn't think he was racist or whatever.
Speaker 1: He was like, listen, let me give you eighty dollars
Speaker 1: for your trouble.
Speaker 3: He was like, here's money, so you don't touch me
Speaker 3: or my bottles for the rest.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. And then so I still got paid.
Speaker 2: Still had a.
Speaker 1: Cold all night, and I made money and I still
Speaker 1: look good.
Speaker 2: So you were an expert at.
Speaker 1: Having asked to go away, shut up, bitch, and get
Speaker 1: paid for it. No, that's not.
Speaker 2: One of that.
Speaker 1: I had a cold, but I still remained sexy and
Speaker 1: I made money.
Speaker 3: Not sexy enough to stay at that dude's table, though,
Speaker 3: is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: So listen, nobody wants a titties that got a cold.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what I've been told.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep your secretions and your seamen those to yourself.
Speaker 3: Bring that to the regular bar and the people who
Speaker 3: ain't got no money.
Speaker 1: Speaking of secretions, Oh my goodness, this guests that we have.
Speaker 5: He keeps the panties moist, damp, damp, very damp, very
Speaker 5: white damp.
Speaker 1: I mean people have to wear panty liners whenever they're
Speaker 1: around him.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It depends, that depends.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. I mean, this guess is a comedian also
Speaker 1: an actor who's on HBO's Insecure. He is our light
Speaker 1: skindiate expert. Give it up for Langston Kermanist.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call it them moist. You don't like that word? Why?
Speaker 2: I think it's good.
Speaker 3: I don't know why people don't like the word moist.
Speaker 3: It has an eminent and like a bunch of vowel.
Speaker 1: Doesn't Betty Crocker have a moist devil, super moist, supermo
Speaker 1: there's something.
Speaker 6: Wrong with anything wrong with it? I usually get in
Speaker 6: an argument. I had an ex girlfriend who refused to
Speaker 6: allow that word around her type ship.
Speaker 2: She was white. No, I never dated a white woman. Really?
Speaker 1: Wait, can we have just a moment of silence for that,
Speaker 1: because that is just.
Speaker 2: Or something? Oh yeah, hold on, hold on, wait, hold.
Speaker 1: On, And the cloud grows wild and the black women
Speaker 1: wild and the white women dying.
Speaker 2: Really, you've never dated a white girl? Been on date?
Speaker 2: You didn't got a hand from where did you? Where
Speaker 2: did you? How we go from?
Speaker 1: Now? Well, I've penetrated several girls.
Speaker 2: That that was such a light skin comment.
Speaker 6: I've never I've never taken one to meet my mom.
Speaker 6: I've never like introduced them to my group of friends.
Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, I never took my white
Speaker 4: boyfriend to meet my mom.
Speaker 2: I never had a girl that made it so far
Speaker 2: as a boyfriend.
Speaker 6: I think I've only either had like first dates or
Speaker 6: one night stands with white women.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think white women like one night's stance.
Speaker 3: I feel like, if you're listening and you feel like
Speaker 3: I'm wrong, then tweet me.
Speaker 2: My Twitter is just said, y.
Speaker 1: Listen my white friends listen to this. And I have
Speaker 1: no relation to this woman named Marie Boston. I know,
Speaker 1: really I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 3: Uh so, but so what type of women are you
Speaker 3: attracted to? Like what I feel like because you have
Speaker 3: a girlfriend now, but like.
Speaker 2: What's your Yeah, I mean I like black women.
Speaker 4: I think that's I mean you said that, like, I mean,
Speaker 4: but she's pretty.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's pretty light, she's quite like you guys could
Speaker 1: be cousins.
Speaker 2: All right, First of all, watch them mount. You guys
Speaker 2: can be related. She's quite fair.
Speaker 6: Skin is very fair, and that ain't her fault. That's
Speaker 6: God's mess up. Don't don't.
Speaker 2: She's right. Hair like wool, Okay, right, nice wool. Not that.
Speaker 4: Had hair like Marley hair.
Speaker 2: It was wool hair like quality wool. Wow, l you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? He said, not that foxy brown wolf.
Speaker 2: His hair was like rainbow. You know they put people
Speaker 2: in the field.
Speaker 4: Had hair like rainbow wool.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want to know.
Speaker 6: I think I've dated a pretty wide range of mostly
Speaker 6: black women, okay in some Spanish?
Speaker 2: Have any of them been dark skin? Like? How dark?
Speaker 2: How dark? Probably your skin color is as dark.
Speaker 4: As Okay, okay, that thank you.
Speaker 6: That wasn't It wasn't like a cutoff.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like I won't go no darker. You were like,
Speaker 2: don't keep a bag? Test or whatever? Who was who?
Speaker 4: What celebrity said that? It was like method man or something.
Speaker 1: Was like, you know, if you money stupid like flavor flavs.
Speaker 3: Okay, somebody who looked like.
Speaker 4: He looked like what your poop looks like if you
Speaker 4: eat a lot of green.
Speaker 1: Talk about my fellow dark skinned brother.
Speaker 2: You and Flavor not the same shape. That's two different crowds.
Speaker 6: And I'm not opposed to that level of black, but
Speaker 6: he's not maintaining.
Speaker 2: Don't you talk about my brother like that skin is cracked.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're supposed to like lotion.
Speaker 4: More to use like a shade and the cocoa butter
Speaker 4: at the same time.
Speaker 2: Uh so LinkedIn how long have you been light skin?
Speaker 2: What do you recall that? That's what? That's what's your
Speaker 2: earliest your earliest light skinned memory. You all know most
Speaker 2: of us come out white. So I started off white.
Speaker 2: I was brown.
Speaker 6: I found I found my voice about like six weeks in.
Speaker 2: I would say, your light skin voice, Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Did it sound like?
Speaker 2: It's just it was just a baby going yes. Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: I feel like light skin dudes are always whining or
Speaker 1: crying about something.
Speaker 2: See and I think that's an ugly dark skin probably
Speaker 2: Lambert Wow.
Speaker 6: Ugly Okay, so that you all have proliferated wow for
Speaker 6: the sake of attacking our grace and beauty. No, that's
Speaker 6: an ugly thing that people are like light skin people
Speaker 6: are always in their feelings.
Speaker 2: There's nothing we can do that y'all wouldn't say we're
Speaker 2: in our feelings about it.
Speaker 6: If I was like, nah, I don't I don't eat
Speaker 6: Cimento's crunch light skin.
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go. I think you better
Speaker 2: than me. Now I just don't want fucking goofy ass centnamon.
Speaker 1: Well we started the podcast at eleven Well, we told
Speaker 1: you to get here eleven What time did you get here?
Speaker 2: Eleven oh two?
Speaker 1: That was so light skin like? If you were dark skin,
Speaker 1: you would have came in at eleven thirty. We were
Speaker 1: expecting you at eleven forty two. We were why, because
Speaker 1: that's what time a bad person would hear.
Speaker 3: Something about the light skin taste buds that I noticed
Speaker 3: just this morning, is we all? I had three hard
Speaker 3: boiled eggs, and we all ate them sitting and I
Speaker 3: put Laurie's miss dash little Dobo.
Speaker 2: On top of an salts and so lengthton ate.
Speaker 4: His egg with nothing on it, he ate the shell.
Speaker 1: You had a bear boiled hard boiled egg. It was bear,
Speaker 1: It was delicious. It was no, it was not made
Speaker 1: that we gotta fix it.
Speaker 4: No GMOs made that seriously.
Speaker 6: Gotten science came together to make a delightful product that
Speaker 6: I don't have to I don't mean to fix it.
Speaker 4: Here's a question about you as a child.
Speaker 3: Did you were you born with like baby hair is
Speaker 3: like very can.
Speaker 1: Can you remove your hat?
Speaker 2: We just want to see. I'm having to grow my
Speaker 2: hair for a part. So look at that book. Plug
Speaker 2: that plug it you like? So I've been working. I'm
Speaker 2: a working actress, so I'm getting money. Now I see
Speaker 2: your hair is giving me.
Speaker 4: Bobby Valentino snoda.
Speaker 2: I just want to get to annoy you.
Speaker 1: Now he's not light skin, but he gives me light skin.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: I had I had a teacher. He was he was
Speaker 6: a poetry teacher.
Speaker 4: Of course, if you look like you do spoken words,
Speaker 4: I see it spoken.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm the expert. It's my brandy. If it ain't light,
Speaker 2: it ain't right. I am not just the owner. I
Speaker 2: am also a subscriber.
Speaker 6: Okay, I uh Now, I had a poetry teacher, so
Speaker 6: he was a mentor.
Speaker 2: I guess more poetry.
Speaker 6: Mahysical me, Randy DeBarge, I look like one of the
Speaker 6: members that nobody's heard of the Barge Company.
Speaker 2: I feel like that.
Speaker 4: The way that your hairline is like laid right.
Speaker 6: Now, well that's just because I need a haircut. Oh,
Speaker 6: it's very like, let's not draw attention to my No.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's good. I'm not saying that that's bad.
Speaker 3: Your hair is your worst.
Speaker 2: Part right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, If that's the worst part, I don't even want.
Speaker 2: To see the rest. I am most my feet are
Speaker 2: fucked up now. I feel like light skin.
Speaker 1: Dudes got like nice, like you could tell their toenails
Speaker 1: are not dark.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I got I got a couple of weird
Speaker 2: dark toenails. Really is the pinky, No.
Speaker 6: It's the the one right next to it, the one next.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we call that. Is that the
Speaker 2: the one get engaged like a skin problem? No?
Speaker 6: What it is is, uh is I play a lot
Speaker 6: of sports, so my my feet have taken damage.
Speaker 2: You look like a ros Do you like soccer? Lacrosse? Really? Basketball? Okay?
Speaker 4: What position you play?
Speaker 2: Guard? Playing guard?
Speaker 1: Very?
Speaker 2: Okay? Here's this This actually will probably help prove your point.
Speaker 6: I was a practice player for the girls basketball team
Speaker 6: in college and I went to a D one school.
Speaker 6: They were good ladies.
Speaker 4: They were ladies. Here's my follow up.
Speaker 1: Questions you that you should have cut that to yourself.
Speaker 2: Listen, I got a free gear and everything.
Speaker 3: Here's a way to test your knowledge as a light
Speaker 3: skin man. What kind of shoes are you wearing to
Speaker 3: play basketball? And what kind of you you're wearing?
Speaker 2: A Van I do not wear? Or a Chuck tailor
Speaker 2: do not wear Vans? Or a Charles Taylor? What are
Speaker 2: you wearing to play? I have some all red kds
Speaker 2: that I like to wear.
Speaker 4: Okay, Kevin Durant.
Speaker 2: My face.
Speaker 3: I was like, like, no, I know what the case?
Speaker 3: Because I got the kids in my building, I know.
Speaker 2: I was like, is that the new case? Swiss?
Speaker 6: Wear case Swiss two thousand?
Speaker 1: I hate you shut up anyway?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Kevin Durant.
Speaker 1: Not a New Balance.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel like on your off days you'd wear
Speaker 2: wear a Balance. I've never worn a New Balance.
Speaker 6: Wow, and plus now new Balances align themselves with the devil.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I feel like people who wear New Balance also drink pepsi.
Speaker 2: So that's out. That's out. You drink pepsi. You get
Speaker 2: slapped on United flights and you like it. I deserve that, sir.
Speaker 4: Please take my seat. I'll stand for six hours, Okay.
Speaker 2: I feel yeah, y'all are really trying to pull my
Speaker 2: black card?
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no, I want you
Speaker 3: to take us through your like childhood. Can you tell
Speaker 3: us about your family? Are you the lightest in your family?
Speaker 3: Is your light dead light?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 2: My father's white, that's how this okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we didn't even need to go to like
Speaker 1: ancestry dot com.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, he's a Jewish man.
Speaker 4: Dad is Jewish.
Speaker 1: Get the f out of here.
Speaker 2: Here? Are you serious? Very much?
Speaker 1: So? Wow, But that doesn't make you.
Speaker 2: Your mom has to be Jewish for you to be Jewish.
Speaker 6: Well, I think it's more of just if that's what
Speaker 6: you're raised with and practicing.
Speaker 2: My dad's an atheist, like.
Speaker 1: Religiously, he's not wearing like a little Jewish fitted No, yes,
Speaker 1: that's what they prefer to be Frisbee Frisby.
Speaker 2: They also like that frisbee fitted the saucer. And he
Speaker 2: didn't want a little I didn't.
Speaker 6: I wasn't raised with much religious background, although most of
Speaker 6: my family practices, like my extended family and so like
Speaker 6: I would go to lie like family events and may
Speaker 6: be singing like Hanikah's songs and I'm just like sitting
Speaker 6: in the back, are you No? I believe in in
Speaker 6: a higher power, white lights, a light skinned god listen.
Speaker 2: Dark. Okay, your your god is dark.
Speaker 1: My god would get stopping frisky.
Speaker 2: I don't want that for my god. I don't know
Speaker 2: why you would want that for your guy.
Speaker 1: He's everywhere and nowhere. Let me tell you what my
Speaker 1: god would be doing. He's summering in the Hamptons.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 1: Well, your your god is white, Your god summers.
Speaker 4: Okay, black people don't summer.
Speaker 2: You're only proving me right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what. She don't speak for the podcast.
Speaker 1: She don't speak for s n M. I'm a little sick,
Speaker 1: so so she she confused.
Speaker 2: So your father was Jewish? You have siblings? I do.
Speaker 2: I'm the oldest of five. Wow, your mom and dad
Speaker 2: was getting it in they weren't.
Speaker 6: My my I have a very messy family.
Speaker 2: As you got a side family, do tell? No, not
Speaker 2: so much side family.
Speaker 6: Both my parents have been married three times them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, since you've been alive or the.
Speaker 6: Only one of my my dad's spouses was pre me.
Speaker 2: Okay, then the rest of them pre you.
Speaker 1: I was like a pre MEI why are you telling me?
Speaker 6: A malnourished baby life support.
Speaker 2: And thank god she made it.
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, he was married once before me. And then
Speaker 6: he married my mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's let's break down the parental units because
Speaker 1: they led to the beigeness that.
Speaker 4: You are your dad. What does he do? Is he
Speaker 4: good looking?
Speaker 2: Dude? He used to have his day? Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 2: never wanted to.
Speaker 1: Well listen because they say like the mixed people are
Speaker 1: like the better looking.
Speaker 2: I'm not here, I listen. I'm not here to make
Speaker 2: that judgment.
Speaker 4: Yes, Sidney, I'm also not here to sign today.
Speaker 2: I know that I'm just saying what.
Speaker 6: Well, I think I think the reason people get excited
Speaker 6: about mixed people was because we we blend uh into
Speaker 6: something that people don't necessarily see in the the standard races.
Speaker 2: But it's not always a good mix.
Speaker 1: You get, No, it's just like you get best of
Speaker 1: the both worlds. Yeah, lives in the light.
Speaker 2: Skin right, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm not here for construct people are like light skin
Speaker 6: equals beauty.
Speaker 2: No, just listen, I don't date light skin man. I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm just protecting. You're not even on my radar lengths.
Speaker 2: And Okay, if I was to go back to Dick,
Speaker 2: you would not be this start here, but as something
Speaker 2: that you would consider.
Speaker 1: If Sydney had old panties right now. They would be dry,
Speaker 1: they would be light skin Thigg's sham wow, my pussy
Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, sham wow. I mean.
Speaker 2: Aside from it.
Speaker 3: So your father good looking at Jewish man, he must
Speaker 3: have some money that he not spend it.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Actually, well he comes from money, okay, but
Speaker 6: he is. My dad's a socialist. Like he bailed on
Speaker 6: his family and like moved to California to like to
Speaker 6: be with your mom, no, to study like the worst,
Speaker 6: not the worst, but the most absurd version of politics
Speaker 6: at the time, which was socialism, and like committed to
Speaker 6: that and like rejected, like my dad was. My grandfather
Speaker 6: talks about it all the time. But he said my
Speaker 6: dad was.
Speaker 2: Like the smartest of his kids, that had the most
Speaker 2: potential every one of his kids.
Speaker 6: Besides, my father is a doctor. My dad like went
Speaker 6: on to like just work on like you know, socialism,
Speaker 6: and like.
Speaker 4: He out there smoking weeds. He's smoking weed and.
Speaker 2: Fixing anymore, but he probably was at a time you
Speaker 2: doing mushrooms out there.
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to know how your dad bagged your mom.
Speaker 1: Then socialist doesn't sound sexy to me.
Speaker 2: He then moved to uh, to Detroit. That your dad
Speaker 2: was Detroit. Your dad was like, you know what, let
Speaker 2: me take you out of this bad place with me.
Speaker 2: Come with me Detroit. They got it. Where did you
Speaker 2: meet your mother in Detroit? At a mom was also
Speaker 2: interested in socialism?
Speaker 4: That's such a.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful for her, not for him.
Speaker 6: And they made a baby and was you? That was
Speaker 6: me And I'm the only of uh that pair. I'm
Speaker 6: the only kid from that pair. So then you know
Speaker 6: I had two sisters later that my mom from my
Speaker 6: mom's second marriage.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: And then my mom got divorced from that dude. And
Speaker 6: in that meantime, my father and his third wife adopted
Speaker 6: a son. Who is my my brother, who's below my
Speaker 6: two sisters?
Speaker 2: Is he white? Black? Asian?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: He We don't know exactly what he is, just like
Speaker 6: some version of black and okay, not good looking?
Speaker 2: Ugly? Wait wait, I don't know. No, do you have
Speaker 2: a photo? Do you have a photos? But I don't
Speaker 2: want you because then you're gonna be like, didn't they ugly?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I did you know that?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: Okay, So, so you've got some sisters in your lives.
Speaker 1: How they look didn't look like the very dark skin, like, okay.
Speaker 2: So they're all they're full black. Yeah, I'm the only
Speaker 2: So they're better looking than you. You're mistake photos. You
Speaker 2: have photos of them, those two queens. I like that.
Speaker 2: You thought I was gonna be like, yeah, yeah, they're
Speaker 2: way more beautiful than Okay.
Speaker 1: So your brother is not ugly?
Speaker 2: Come on, well for you, you know who he looks like.
Speaker 2: He's not ugly like William looks like you. You had
Speaker 2: a lot of nerves.
Speaker 4: He looks like Julian Williams Neil and his hair is
Speaker 4: all full due.
Speaker 2: Did you want to see?
Speaker 4: She don't see. He's not ugly. He's not ugly at all.
Speaker 4: He gonna grow into his face and watch he.
Speaker 1: Gonna he's gonna take your girl.
Speaker 4: He gonna grow into his face and beat your light
Speaker 4: skin ass, and you're gonna be legit black and blue.
Speaker 4: She said, he's attractive.
Speaker 2: He ain't on insecure like you, nigga. I don't mean that.
Speaker 2: He can't will be that. That's what I'm saying. What
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Say no, thank you listening?
Speaker 1: Can you send us that photo because we're gonna post
Speaker 1: that on the unofficial experts. He's seventeen he's a good
Speaker 1: looking grown No, he looks like he's seventeen. He looks
Speaker 1: that looks like he's at a high school before practice.
Speaker 2: Listen, he doesn't play sports, but he was, he'd just
Speaker 2: be hanging out there.
Speaker 1: Get your coat.
Speaker 6: He's like in the middle of figuring out. Uh, he
Speaker 6: like got into a few schools and it's like around
Speaker 6: what he's going to do. Literally can't make a decision
Speaker 6: because he has no motivation.
Speaker 2: You're trying to say that that's your.
Speaker 3: Hold on one minute, You're trying to say that he's
Speaker 3: like that because his skin is darker than yours.
Speaker 2: No, although I think you need to do reflection. Question, right,
Speaker 2: that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: But you were like, no, so well, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you want to be a mentor to your brother in law.
Speaker 2: Don't. We've literally not spoken in years. Why what happened?
Speaker 2: My family is messy and uh yeah, but the kids
Speaker 2: don't need to be involved in.
Speaker 6: All that, right, Well, that's the problem is that the
Speaker 6: adults and involved oftentimes make decisions for kids that make
Speaker 6: it a lot more difficult for the kids to maintain relationships.
Speaker 4: But that's the one that was adapted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so my my father's third wife.
Speaker 6: His current wife is his mother, and she and I
Speaker 6: never got along when she worked very hard to keep
Speaker 6: us like separate.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. It's separate but equal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: obviously a light skin drama. This is very light skin telling.
Speaker 4: Where did you go?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 6: This was my argument from the beginning that y'all were
Speaker 6: going to turn this into some life in fact, when
Speaker 6: in fact, this is just a black ass story of
Speaker 6: like a bunch of people with relations.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, you're like different than it's different.
Speaker 2: It sounds like light skins trauma. It's just me talking
Speaker 2: and you're like your voice.
Speaker 4: It might just because your voice is so bige, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like your voice sounds light, but.
Speaker 1: I feel like you let me break out and a
Speaker 1: spoken word like the night I probably wait, So you
Speaker 1: didn't spoken word in college?
Speaker 7: Do you have?
Speaker 2: I did poetry, poetry.
Speaker 1: Where did you go to college?
Speaker 6: University of Michigan, And then I went and got a
Speaker 6: master's degree in poetry at Boston University.
Speaker 1: Because you were like, you know what, I'm so confident
Speaker 1: in my light skintedness that I will get a job
Speaker 1: with his master's degree in word tree, Like what wait, okay,
Speaker 1: you went to school with my girlfriend actually Michigan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: When she first when she saw you, immediately she was
Speaker 1: like yeah, she was like, uh, doesn't he do poetry?
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, he's a comedian. That's how
Speaker 2: said she was going to get fought in front of
Speaker 2: you and all your friends. You're going to hit a one.
Speaker 2: You're gonna snitch on me. I gotta do what I
Speaker 2: gotta do. I was very dark skinned you. But now
Speaker 2: was it snitching?
Speaker 3: I mean you doubled down and went to school for
Speaker 3: poetry twice, so like that's what you went, That's what
Speaker 3: you were passionate about at some point.
Speaker 2: You But I was at a comedy show, shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up and enjoyed the last Do you remember any
Speaker 2: of the poems that you did in college or high school?
Speaker 2: Off the top of my for convenience sake, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 4: You can't hit us with a couple of stamps.
Speaker 2: Who am I to give? Of course? Can you give me?
Speaker 4: I would love ah, give me five words. What kind
Speaker 4: of poetry did you do?
Speaker 6: It was a lot of I actually don't think it's
Speaker 6: that different than my comedy. It just was sad so
Speaker 6: it's like a lot of like you know, based in
Speaker 6: like true stories and experiences.
Speaker 4: It was like Drake exactly sitting much.
Speaker 6: His hype songs, the ones that we play in the club,
Speaker 6: and he's got his Marvin's Rooms room was what I
Speaker 6: was writing poetry for.
Speaker 4: You were writing a lot of If you're reading this
Speaker 4: too late, yeah you get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I wasn't into some of that last night.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what made you decide poetry for you wanted
Speaker 4: to be?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: I had a teacher in high school who was a
Speaker 6: like poetry instructor, and he just he made me feel
Speaker 6: for the first time in school like any of this
Speaker 6: ship mattered.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like I was always a
Speaker 2: good student, but I didn't give a fuck. This is
Speaker 2: so deep.
Speaker 4: Do you have Do you remember any of your teachers
Speaker 4: from high school?
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I think I had a missus Chang.
Speaker 2: I had a missus Chang. She was mad science. She
Speaker 2: was science.
Speaker 1: I said more science that she was one of the
Speaker 1: things that I said. I had a Miss Vega and
Speaker 1: she was Jim.
Speaker 2: You remember your gym teacher. You remember remember the gym teacher.
Speaker 2: That's where I was thriving that's that's where I was
Speaker 2: a star. Mister led better. He was cool. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: He was cool.
Speaker 6: He was a baseball coach, and you could tell he
Speaker 6: just smoked weed every day and chilled.
Speaker 2: So wait, you said you were a good you were
Speaker 2: a good kid, but you just didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I just didn't.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think we all go through that where
Speaker 6: we're not motivated for any particular re in poetry, I
Speaker 6: played ball through high school.
Speaker 2: I'm still having trouble seeing that.
Speaker 7: Yeah you.
Speaker 2: Photo.
Speaker 1: I can't even see you in a jersey moment. I
Speaker 1: feel like your jersey had a collar, your jersey had
Speaker 1: a pocket square.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to be on this podcast. So yall,
Speaker 2: y'all don't respect me.
Speaker 1: No, we do.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: Honestly, you said like you were like a good guy
Speaker 2: but a bad guy. Were you were you popular? Also?
Speaker 2: Didn't hear you saying that stuff?
Speaker 4: Were you a popular kid in school?
Speaker 2: I was well liked.
Speaker 6: If that makes them like everybody knew me, everybody liked me.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't say I was.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like the dude you hit up to go
Speaker 2: out necessarily, but you were when we were like if
Speaker 2: something was happening. I was there, you were there.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're the type of dude that nobody
Speaker 1: knows he's getting hose, but you were getting.
Speaker 2: Those I wasn't. I had a girlfriend, and I've always
Speaker 2: been like a serial monogamist. I guess we're going back
Speaker 2: to them?
Speaker 1: And what do you want me to do? I am?
Speaker 2: I am who?
Speaker 7: And what?
Speaker 1: D M City City He's not dm X. His dark skin,
Speaker 1: that's not what this is speaks.
Speaker 2: English. Can you give me a light skin?
Speaker 6: D m X, though, like you, I feel like you'll
Speaker 6: understand who light skin men are. Tell us how we
Speaker 6: move move Drake at his Drake is right, is doing foul.
Speaker 2: Ship He's he's but he's a diva about it. He's
Speaker 2: not DMN.
Speaker 1: What is foul strippers and strip club.
Speaker 2: Saving and what Drake sings about saving them?
Speaker 6: But in reality he just fucked them one time and
Speaker 6: made them feel like they were special.
Speaker 4: You don't think that Drake is an emotional ass.
Speaker 6: Duke absolutely, but he's emotional in retrospect, not in action.
Speaker 6: I don't think that he's actually like cuddling with these women.
Speaker 6: I think he I think I think that I think
Speaker 6: he's I think he's absolutely cuddling. I don't think that
Speaker 6: he's cuddling and believing this is forever. I think he cuddles.
Speaker 1: He was dating Malia forever Melia Malia who like still
Speaker 1: twerks on Instagram because like Tummy years ago.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know Drake's dating history.
Speaker 1: I just feel like if I ever met Drake, he
Speaker 1: would probably weep like Drake don't seem like somebody.
Speaker 2: He seems like somebody who weeps like his shoulders shaking.
Speaker 6: Drake is out here smashing, grabbing, and then making sad
Speaker 6: love songs.
Speaker 1: No, I think that Drake does. I think Drake cries
Speaker 1: at least twice a day.
Speaker 6: Drake is like, uh, if Casey and JoJo's song became
Speaker 6: a person, No, but then we're gonna go do some cocaine.
Speaker 4: Drake don't do no drugs in my mind.
Speaker 2: About smoking, and yes is a liar.
Speaker 1: He's the one that pays for the weed for everybody
Speaker 1: he doesn't.
Speaker 2: And then he's like a time again, dark skin, dark skin,
Speaker 2: propagand would you guys take some refreshments. He's all propaganda.
Speaker 6: The man literally tells us what he does, and all
Speaker 6: y'all can do is reimagination.
Speaker 1: People say whatever they want. No, people can say whatever
Speaker 1: they want. But the Drake that I see with the
Speaker 1: with the Jewish mother that he got, he's not who
Speaker 1: you think he is. Listen, his sweat, his sweatpants, his
Speaker 1: sweatpants and sweatshirt outfits his lines bummy, they're not bummy. No,
Speaker 1: Like he's got a cashmere blend and some of them
Speaker 1: great sweat. Drake is pretty dummy. Drake dress is pretty terrible.
Speaker 1: That's the white man in him. Where How do you
Speaker 1: feel about that? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. I won't fight that at all. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you. He's comfortable though, yes he's.
Speaker 1: If he's comfortable, but he seems like the type of us,
Speaker 1: and that when he goes out, he's like, everyone's looking
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 2: That again, you don't get it.
Speaker 6: You're know how you're selling your own ship out. You're
Speaker 6: selling magic beans and the nigga already got plants.
Speaker 2: This's already got a tree growing in that.
Speaker 1: Drake is the type of dude that have sex with you,
Speaker 1: and he'll say sorry when he comes.
Speaker 2: Apologize. I'm so sorry. Drake. Definitely a pro Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: You want a hotel, don't bring out tea after he
Speaker 2: fuck you on a tray though on a tray in
Speaker 2: bed listen.
Speaker 3: Speaking of absurd, let's talk about something that I feel
Speaker 3: like it affects black folks in general.
Speaker 4: This is some I pulled up some statistics.
Speaker 2: Statistically, thank you statistics.
Speaker 3: Statistically, dark skinned actors are eighty percent more more likely
Speaker 3: to play a criminal.
Speaker 4: Nice it's been a light skin actor. How do you
Speaker 4: feel about that?
Speaker 2: How do I feel about it?
Speaker 4: How do you think that that's a real stat or
Speaker 4: something I might have just made up your here's.
Speaker 6: A good way to, uh, to approach this conversation. I
Speaker 6: recently was put in an audition for a drug dealer,
Speaker 6: and I didn't.
Speaker 2: Believe it's not happened. So I don't even see you
Speaker 2: with a That's my point.
Speaker 6: I was like, they were like, so you're gonna play
Speaker 6: like this dude's brother who's a drug dealer, real like
Speaker 6: hardcore guy in the streets.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows and respects them. Like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: With them, lashes, Okay, agreed, Sydney, Wait City, do you
Speaker 1: or do you not want to know?
Speaker 4: I'm back?
Speaker 2: I will not and I hope that all your white
Speaker 2: podcast listeners you're such a brute, brute Lanxon. I can't
Speaker 2: imagine you in a do rag either, though I used to.
Speaker 6: I used to have braids, braids multiple times where you
Speaker 6: let in for no, No, I didn't have a braid wig.
Speaker 2: You had a corner roll lace front had lace corner.
Speaker 2: I had actual braids. How long were your braids? Oh?
Speaker 2: They went down to here.
Speaker 4: Wow, he pointed to his chest. Ladies and gentlemen, that
Speaker 4: his chip.
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of the It was a different so
Speaker 2: you looked like a lunch lady. It was a different
Speaker 2: time in America. We were we were in the middle
Speaker 2: of the tall Terror and Baggy k was very hot.
Speaker 1: So he looked like Queen's little brother sisters.
Speaker 2: So I see it.
Speaker 4: Did you have the facial hair with the braids?
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't grow facial hair at the time.
Speaker 4: I will strive it, castor oil on your face right now.
Speaker 2: What's happening? This this is real? This is this is real.
Speaker 2: I just you know you prayed on it. At some
Speaker 2: point you become a man and your body changes. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to, but you said that.
Speaker 3: I want to fuck Da Sinney. We don't have enough
Speaker 3: time in the podcast to talk to you. About your
Speaker 3: vachina right now. But my question for you is, so
Speaker 3: you did this audition, what roles do you normally go
Speaker 3: out for? Because I feel like you play like the
Speaker 3: love interest.
Speaker 6: I get a lot of the love interest, right I've
Speaker 6: had to push back against the because of Insecure. I've
Speaker 6: had to push back against the like ambiguously gay guy.
Speaker 6: Once you give them the green light to be like,
Speaker 6: I might be able to play this, and they're like, okay, anytime,
Speaker 6: the kind of a little bit.
Speaker 1: On the.
Speaker 4: Backtrack a little bit and tell people what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yes, because not ever we watched the show just in
Speaker 1: case everybody don't watch everybody.
Speaker 6: If you don't watch Insecure, I played a character who
Speaker 6: named Jared, named Jared, who had a sexual experience with
Speaker 6: a man in his.
Speaker 2: Past one time, one.
Speaker 4: Time, one time.
Speaker 2: Time.
Speaker 1: People were asking three times, yes, wait, okay, explain like
Speaker 1: just the setup.
Speaker 2: What happened? Like you guys were hooking up.
Speaker 6: He was hanging out with a girl. They were fucking
Speaker 6: and sucking, yep, having a good time. And at one
Speaker 6: point he admits that what she prefaces it by saying
Speaker 6: that she had a sexual experience with a woman, and
Speaker 6: then he's like, oh, yeah, I've had an experience like
Speaker 6: that too.
Speaker 2: One time my boy gave me head and I didn't
Speaker 2: like it. But that's that yeah linkin in real life.
Speaker 1: Do you think a lot of guys go through that,
Speaker 1: like in an early age where getting far.
Speaker 2: More than I, I you or I know. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: plenty of that. We know that probably have had that
Speaker 2: experience and never felt comfortable talking. You know, what is
Speaker 2: it not a show?
Speaker 1: Is like, well, I was going to tell this girl
Speaker 1: that I got my dick seck once.
Speaker 2: But but I'm never doing that because I don't want
Speaker 2: to be chared from enterprise. It's losing out.
Speaker 6: I think it's interesting is how many people reach out
Speaker 6: to me and are just like, yo, your character is
Speaker 6: mad relatable. I don't necessarily even like pen point like
Speaker 6: because of the sexual stuff, but a part of me
Speaker 6: believes that that's like a big portion of it, because
Speaker 6: like that's you know, that's a real thing that happens
Speaker 6: that people go through, And especially in the black community,
Speaker 6: we're so like sheltered and closed off.
Speaker 2: We're like cat and sometimes it's just that are gay
Speaker 2: or we're not in this in our world, and it's
Speaker 2: like there's middle listen.
Speaker 1: If honestly, if that was me and my boyfriend was
Speaker 1: like my friend gave me had one time.
Speaker 4: I don't think that I could overlook that either.
Speaker 2: I feel like black women I making.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something you just you keep that
Speaker 1: to yourself. Don't tell me that. Just hold it, hold
Speaker 1: it in your head.
Speaker 6: I've only met like two of people that like, I've
Speaker 6: had this conversation with that were like, no, I you know, I.
Speaker 1: See the things that guys do to get they dig suck.
Speaker 2: So if yeah, the they ran out of options and
Speaker 2: a guy to they dick, I guess you're cool with that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just a dig suck, that's it. It's
Speaker 2: just one. There's a couple of times that I've done
Speaker 2: it and I was like, I wasn't even do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Don't count. Yeah what I mean, it didn't count. That
Speaker 2: was the first time I did it. I was like,
Speaker 2: so this was just a prelude. This wasn't the real thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like fake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So how has being that character then like changed
Speaker 3: your like acting life, for your your life as a performer.
Speaker 2: Then, oh it's improved it. I mean, you know, I
Speaker 2: have to a certain extent of fan base. Now, yes,
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: You did our show and then you had the fans,
Speaker 1: they were there you you said I'm for Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: Witch was like where where like an exact address?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have like real uh supporters and that didn't
Speaker 6: exist before. And you know, I now have to make
Speaker 6: like other choices as far as like what I am
Speaker 6: and am not willing to do.
Speaker 1: But it was beautiful, Yeah, and it was God. And
Speaker 1: when I saw you on the show, it was like,
Speaker 1: look at Lenggston light skin ass on this show doing well.
Speaker 2: You were great. I was like, you were great.
Speaker 1: And then you took off your shirt and I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't even care about your shirt. I honestly I
Speaker 1: didn't care about your body. I did see your nipples
Speaker 1: and I was yeah, I was like, whoa, what's not
Speaker 1: I'm very surprised, Sidney is.
Speaker 2: I told you that. That's all I'm saying. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying we are going to fuck. I'm just saying she's
Speaker 2: down to funk. That's my only thing is she's trying
Speaker 2: to pretend that if like your skin discussed translucent skin
Speaker 2: bag and I saw your areolas and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: they're bigger than mine. I don't even remember seeing your nipples.
Speaker 2: I work out. I work out a lot and try
Speaker 2: to work on it. There's no way to fix your nipples.
Speaker 2: There's not like a Corol machine. There's no machine at
Speaker 2: the gym. I got a doctor for you for top nipples. Yo,
Speaker 2: that is hilarious funny.
Speaker 1: Is there anything about being a lady skin dude that
Speaker 1: you feel like is a misconception that you would.
Speaker 2: Like to like fight?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Well, I think I think our challenge as a light
Speaker 6: skin community is making peace with the the awful propaganda
Speaker 6: that's been spread about us.
Speaker 1: Can you stop throwing that propaganda? Are again a little bit?
Speaker 2: Here's the challenge.
Speaker 6: This is where it becomes difficult is because light skinned
Speaker 6: men tend to make two choices.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: They either lean into it hard as I have done,
Speaker 6: and just accept that like it's gonna be some dumb
Speaker 6: shiit said about you being sensitive even if you're not
Speaker 6: being sensitive, that just is what it is. Or they
Speaker 6: do the opposite and you take like a Matt Barnes
Speaker 6: approach and you just turn into a goddamn like man, violent,
Speaker 6: like aggressive person to overcome the perception of I don't
Speaker 6: know what Matt Barnes did what man do, choked out
Speaker 6: Derek Fisher for when he was coaching.
Speaker 2: In the NBA. Yeah, okay, yes, yes, yes, but he's
Speaker 2: that dude on the court, he's that dude off the court.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like heavily tattooed.
Speaker 1: He's very crisp, brownish, but he's also light skin and angry.
Speaker 6: But he also has the beautiful greasy hair that you
Speaker 6: every light skinned man.
Speaker 1: It looks very oily and curly.
Speaker 2: I wish. I don't like it. It looks like oil,
Speaker 2: oil spill. I like it. No, no oil. All of
Speaker 2: them don't even look like olive O. Yeah, we are.
Speaker 6: We're all fighting against or or accepting the position that
Speaker 6: society has offered us.
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable with where I am in society. This is it, okay.
Speaker 2: So when when the revolution starts, what side you're gonna
Speaker 2: fight for? The wind inside which one of y'all wins is.
Speaker 4: Gonna be the darken folks, because we've got more rage
Speaker 4: than y'all.
Speaker 2: Statistically, there's not that many of y'all. Y'all gotta y'all
Speaker 2: better rethink your alignments. Come on, man, come on, even
Speaker 2: dark skin Indian people turn on y'all, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because a lot of people who are black,
Speaker 1: if they're like a little bit light, they're like, well,
Speaker 1: we're not really black, like uh like Dominicans, and your
Speaker 1: value is.
Speaker 2: Based on color in a lot of those other countries
Speaker 2: over the world.
Speaker 4: But you travel all over the world.
Speaker 2: Now, right, you're doing shows kind of like you are.
Speaker 1: I mean, you were out and about, you got your
Speaker 1: shredded jeans on knees outlet.
Speaker 3: I feel like we haven't even we haven't even critiqued
Speaker 3: the outfit that our lights can outfit expert put on.
Speaker 4: He is wearing a denim shirt, which is cute. It's
Speaker 4: a black v neck.
Speaker 2: Is that a regular?
Speaker 1: He's wearing a black fitted jean. Both these out well,
Speaker 1: both both these out.
Speaker 2: Are you going to cross across your legs now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're across through and these are these are vans? Actually likes?
Speaker 1: I like, no, I don't like if I feel no,
Speaker 1: you're giving me like white man that might own a
Speaker 1: boat vibe.
Speaker 6: I deserve their own a boat. And see that's your problem.
Speaker 6: You don't believe in yourself enough to own them.
Speaker 2: But I believe I have that opportunity on boats. I
Speaker 2: get boat, yeah, but you don't own that. I don't
Speaker 2: need that boat. I don't want to boat. Okay, told
Speaker 2: you need to own your product. Now you out here,
Speaker 2: I'm own a house on I'm an house. I'm a horse.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a house in a horse. Currently, let's
Speaker 4: just run through what.
Speaker 2: We own just for fun. Go ahead, what do you own?
Speaker 2: What do you own? Ten thousand dollars worth of titties?
Speaker 2: Do those go up?
Speaker 8: And because I think you are over estimating, that's what
Speaker 8: you paid for.
Speaker 2: Know that they're like bonds, you know, like they each year?
Speaker 2: Sure they created.
Speaker 1: I feel like titties are like a car, unless unless
Speaker 1: you using them to get on these.
Speaker 2: Yachts that you listen.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't get my car from enterprise, so my
Speaker 1: titties are just fine.
Speaker 6: You know, a Lamborghini loses the value too as soon
Speaker 6: as it's off the lot.
Speaker 1: But this is not a car, all right, This is
Speaker 1: like a very international moped, like a moped.
Speaker 2: Sure yo, Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we got questions for your light skin ask.
Speaker 4: We want to see if you truly are the light
Speaker 4: skin expert.
Speaker 2: Okay, Marie, what's your first question?
Speaker 4: Can you name three light skin actors.
Speaker 2: Killing the game right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you can't just name a couple of beage people.
Speaker 2: Who I'm doing question. Uh, we got my girl, Candy
Speaker 2: Tandy Newton. She's killing it. The brother in Pursuit of Happiness. Uh,
Speaker 2: class stop. She's like white, very light. Yeah, she light,
Speaker 2: and she's very good and very town.
Speaker 4: She plays a terrible mother all the time though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's really like sophisticated crackhead down.
Speaker 2: She plays it quite well. Uh, let's go Tracy ellis wrong?
Speaker 2: Yes well, yes, yes, big fan. She's outstanding.
Speaker 6: She's great still with smash and uh it was another
Speaker 6: fun one. I mean you got your classic Jamar Moore.
Speaker 6: We talked about that.
Speaker 1: He is not killing any kind of game.
Speaker 2: Is w squared whatever? Please? I mean no one is,
Speaker 2: no one is chicking for nobody.
Speaker 4: But he is still working.
Speaker 2: He's still working.
Speaker 1: But and he gave us two women. So I'm here
Speaker 1: about like airbrush as was on, I can't brush.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Working so hard to start eating. He's like, I can
Speaker 2: start putting. So on, get you some tummy d's in
Speaker 2: your life, gets you away from want to be one
Speaker 2: of those girls advertising.
Speaker 1: You can get you your life, right, Okay, We're gonna
Speaker 1: give you four points for that because we have this
Speaker 1: three names. Okay, so I'm gonna hit you with some lyrics.
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out which light skin rapper it is,
Speaker 1: and it can either be You're gonna give him the
Speaker 1: name options. Yeah, just see if he's not gonna know
Speaker 1: them first and then no, there, these are from random.
Speaker 1: They're not from like, uh, popular songs. It's either Ja Cole,
Speaker 1: Joe Button, or Drake. Okay, all right, I think you're
Speaker 1: running from love with me.
Speaker 2: You gotta face it.
Speaker 1: Are you guarding your heart from a nigga that always
Speaker 1: breaks it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the whole thing. Yeah, that ain't Drake, that's
Speaker 2: not him.
Speaker 7: You're well versed in the Drake frizzy. It feels basic,
Speaker 7: which is Jake Cole for sure, Like he's a basic
Speaker 7: dude who says some woke ship that makes sense. I
Speaker 7: hear what you're saying, so that it has j Cole vibes,
Speaker 7: but I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't really funk with buttons, so I'm tempted to
Speaker 6: say buttons in protection buttons.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a beautiful Now.
Speaker 4: Did you see that?
Speaker 2: Break it down? I got another one for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you're so good and I hate you. Oh
Speaker 1: that's your dream car, nigga, that's my old whip. Oh
Speaker 1: that's your dream girl nigga. That's my old bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's j Cole.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 6: But then he said some ship where you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: you're like you're a good father figure.
Speaker 2: I think exactly, you.
Speaker 4: Know that's you see says something you're like, Let me
Speaker 4: sit down.
Speaker 2: And under that.
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, we're more more. Nah, I don't do
Speaker 1: the pick up lines. I give her the number to
Speaker 1: the chauffeur with a pickup time.
Speaker 4: M that was a good last.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: I was over here researching.
Speaker 6: Okay that that feels like it could be Swaggy Drake,
Speaker 6: but not. I feel like that would be to h
Speaker 6: to on the nose.
Speaker 2: If you will, we will, we will. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: ahead and say, Buttons again, what you are such a.
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: I just know these artists, all of them, dude, you
Speaker 1: fucking nailed this.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Wow. Wait, let me get Marie.
Speaker 3: Can I give you a lyric and see if you
Speaker 3: can pick yes, just give it to me because I'm
Speaker 3: I'm probably not she ain't light skin woke, He says,
Speaker 3: I'm basic, and then I sometimes say some wolf stuff.
Speaker 1: I heard you got a man, but who in the
Speaker 1: right mind letting you out of the house alone?
Speaker 9: Oh oh, well that sounds mean one right, because like,
Speaker 9: I'm in my feelings, I didn't address what the lyrics spoken.
Speaker 2: But I'm a woman.
Speaker 1: Do with me being a dark skin I'm a female.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would want to say that? Can I
Speaker 1: hear the lyrics one more time? What part of the
Speaker 1: song is that?
Speaker 2: The churus? It's the bridge, it's the bridge.
Speaker 1: I heard you got a man, but who in the
Speaker 1: right mind letting you out the house alone?
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna gets Drake because it hasn't been Drake yet.
Speaker 2: No, that's not Cole.
Speaker 6: Well that you know it's not Drake. It's because Drake
Speaker 6: would just tell you he's gonna steal your girl. He
Speaker 6: ain't gonna talk to you about stealing you.
Speaker 2: That's okay, okay. Drake talks to men.
Speaker 6: He says, I'm a I'm gonna steal your girl, and
Speaker 6: I'm gonna continue to smile and sing about it.
Speaker 2: He talks the man talks to girls. This is a
Speaker 2: Drake line. God knows it. Your mind im pure soul.
Speaker 2: I possessed, He knows it, annointed and protected. I was chosen.
Speaker 1: My heart is a way too frozen to get broken.
Speaker 2: But that sounds like a ain't talking about stealing, He's
Speaker 2: just talking about praising. Yes ship Wow Draak and Kirk
Speaker 2: Franklin in the family.
Speaker 3: I see it say that sounds like a Chance lyric
Speaker 3: because the Chance loves some Jesus music.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Wow.
Speaker 2: The lights? Can you really crush it? Oh man, let's
Speaker 2: let's it up. It's larger.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, we gotta snap for him because that's
Speaker 4: the poetry.
Speaker 3: Lexon Uh before we go? Do you have anything coming out?
Speaker 3: Where can people see you all your stuff? You're going
Speaker 3: to be out in the sun this summer or not?
Speaker 3: Because I don't want to keep that glue.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like a little crisp.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, when speaking about glow, what's your SPF?
Speaker 2: Do you use?
Speaker 4: Asking SBF question to you don't use SPF?
Speaker 2: No, not really? As a light skin man, you have
Speaker 2: the knees out and just you just I mean, I
Speaker 2: also don't just chill on the beach.
Speaker 1: So you got your boat hat on, so like that's
Speaker 1: what you'd be wearing the dad has.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a father hand.
Speaker 4: It's a soccer dad hands.
Speaker 2: Come on, Connor, get that ball boy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: You just find me on Instagram and Twitter at Langston
Speaker 6: Carrman and uh every Tuesday at UH Dizzy's on fifth
Speaker 6: at the Fancy show.
Speaker 2: Great show. This is one show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what what bomb asked, what's your what's your
Speaker 1: dream role as an actor?
Speaker 2: As a light skin actor. Oh, I want to be funny.
Speaker 2: I just want to be funny. You want to be
Speaker 2: the funny friend, the funny lead, funny lead. I like
Speaker 2: funny lead.
Speaker 6: You don't want to be Kevin Hart lead, though, I
Speaker 6: don't ever want to get as big as Kevin.
Speaker 2: No, that seems scary. That's a lot of work.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of work, and I think you lose
Speaker 6: control of your brand, Like he's he's in full control
Speaker 6: of his brand, but he's lost control of what he
Speaker 6: can and cannot focus on to a certain extent because
Speaker 6: he's always branding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that doesn't seem he's always on too.
Speaker 2: Like, have like a moment where I could just be
Speaker 2: like I'm taking like it doesn't ruin your life kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on Instagram and he literally is on it
Speaker 1: all day because he's probably getting paid for it.
Speaker 2: He's on Snapchat.
Speaker 1: He's like he's going on vacations with his wife and kids.
Speaker 2: And he's on it the whole time. He gets paid
Speaker 2: a lot of money for Twitter and yeah Snapchat. Yeah
Speaker 2: that totes get it to get it so funny. Lead
Speaker 2: So you so you want to be more? That's what
Speaker 2: you Yeah, he's hilarious. You want to be I get it.
Speaker 2: Put those braids back on, Just do that wig back on.
Speaker 2: That was hilarious.
Speaker 1: The biggest comedy ever did he ever did was a
Speaker 1: diary of a mad black.
Speaker 2: And squinted. Didn't he did?
Speaker 1: He beat some lady up or he was saved, he
Speaker 1: was the savior while having a Drew Hill bandana on
Speaker 1: sell me what you like?
Speaker 4: And just as like a bonus question, can you name
Speaker 4: all four members of Drew Hill?
Speaker 2: There were five members?
Speaker 4: Okay, what can you name all five of them? Because
Speaker 4: I thought it was four?
Speaker 2: It was four. I don't think I can't. I know
Speaker 2: there's uh, there's no Kio Andie Martinez his baby daddy.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that.
Speaker 3: How did you get that in? Because I used to
Speaker 3: listen to her when she was talking about it.
Speaker 2: Damn, I don't think I can it is Cisco Jazzy.
Speaker 4: I thought it was four members.
Speaker 2: All the photos is four of them. No, maybe there
Speaker 2: was a new it's four members of drew Hill.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a fat one and then the two skinny
Speaker 1: ones and then one with blondet.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there a new member too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought they added somebody. They added somebody. Well, that
Speaker 2: don't count. I know why it's called drew Hill.
Speaker 6: Why because it's named after a park in Baltimore that
Speaker 6: that you saying out at.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's really.
Speaker 4: Thing to that, like Lincoln Park. So what's up with
Speaker 4: the parent names?
Speaker 2: It's Cisco, Nocchio, tag Tao te Yes, I would jazz jazz.
Speaker 2: I knew Jazz, I knew Nokio. We didn't know. So
Speaker 2: how did they get into all this? Like unleashed to Dragon, Well,
Speaker 2: they didn't do that. That was the dragon. They let
Speaker 2: the shortest nigger with the blondest hair. But like, let
Speaker 2: me pick the name. It was beyond.
Speaker 6: There were no body hotter than Cisco at the time
Speaker 6: in seventh grade for me. But the thing is is
Speaker 6: that that red leather suit he was he had his
Speaker 6: belly button out and I't even cares he had.
Speaker 2: A star tattooed on the belly, but kids thought he
Speaker 2: was cool.
Speaker 4: We had the noles pierced jokes were like, yo.
Speaker 2: My mom was bumping away from all. We were all
Speaker 2: listening Unleashed the Dragon. Still that one wasn't even the
Speaker 2: first record. Cisco's real name is k Andrew's Oh so basic.
Speaker 2: We gotta go listen.
Speaker 3: You can catch me in Sydney live at the Unofficial
Speaker 3: Expert at the Wild Project.
Speaker 2: On May seventh at seven pm.
Speaker 3: Seven pm is gonna be all the way lit We're
Speaker 3: gonna have Maybe Lenston might be there. I mean he
Speaker 3: might be out thriving as a light skin person, so
Speaker 3: we don't know. And you can catch me at Reez
Speaker 3: on Instagram are e e e z y and then Sydney.
Speaker 2: You can getch me at just sid BW so this
Speaker 2: j ust.
Speaker 1: S y d BW we in these streets, baby, Make
Speaker 1: sure you tune into Insecure on HBO go and just
Speaker 1: watch all of Langston's scenes. Yes, and also go on
Speaker 1: iTunes to make sure you write a review, rate like share,
Speaker 1: like do all that shit so people know who we are.
Speaker 3: So we out here, okay, and share this podcast with
Speaker 3: your dark skin and your light skin friends, but probably
Speaker 3: not your white friends this episode, this is a podcast
Speaker 3: for everybody except for Langston's a younger brother. Anyway, Thank you,
Speaker 3: so thank you so much for listening. Can you say
Speaker 3: one nice thing about your brother before we go.
Speaker 2: He's got he's got a solid teeth, an ass, solid ass,
Speaker 2: a rut. They're not going anywhere, and I just want
Speaker 2: to let you know that I'm not dt F.
Speaker 1: Okay, sid.
Speaker 2: You got the free ones. By God,