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Speaker 1: Hello, hey, hey, oh your voice, Marie, Oh, thank you?

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Speaker 2: Very deep? What are we doing? Very white tonight?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I just you know, I think the older I get

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Speaker 3: just the sexier everything about me becomes.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, this is an unofficial expert podcast with Sydney and Marie.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: We're having such a great morning or day or whatever

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Speaker 1: whatever time it is, whatever time.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to this evening, it's a great The moon

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Speaker 3: is out. It's a red moon tonight.

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Speaker 2: Can you see the moon in Brooklyn? Shut up? I'm sick.

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Speaker 2: I'm having a rough time. I'm very congested. Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: sound awful. Well.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I can do some phone sex with

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Speaker 1: this voice right now, not with all that coughing that

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Speaker 1: you're doing.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not what you Yeah? What are you wearing?

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Speaker 1: Some people find bronchita is sexy, so I mean, remember

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Speaker 1: when I had bronchitis for like two years. So you

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Speaker 1: were bagging everybody left and right. They were like, hey, yo, maya, Angela,

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Speaker 1: what's good?

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Speaker 2: They were like, sir a work yes. I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: thank you, Oh my god, I'm struggling right now. How

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Speaker 2: did you get sick? Well?

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Speaker 1: I wear a lot of h and m jackets that

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Speaker 1: don't have no lining yet it is, so it's just

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Speaker 1: a paper mache and it's it's like hot.

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Speaker 2: And cold, and I'm going back in between.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's going to places that have AC and

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Speaker 1: then going into my friend's apartment that got like hood heat.

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Speaker 1: It's hood heat.

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Speaker 3: Where are you going that has AC? It's been warm,

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Speaker 3: but it hasn't been that warm in New.

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Speaker 2: York, h and M.

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Speaker 1: That's where I'm That's where AC is always blasted. It

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Speaker 1: don't matter, dude, you need to get on that unique

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Speaker 1: low heat tick.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you get.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't own anything from there, but I

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Speaker 3: see you don't know. I see the adspoiling on the train.

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Speaker 3: I damn you in any of your wardrobe.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. If I can't find it at the trip shop,

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Speaker 2: I'm not wearing it.

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Speaker 1: So exactly, I've never seen unique love at the thrift shop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need to get better jackets, but it's about to

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Speaker 1: be hot and I'm about to have like ten tops

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Speaker 1: and nipples out.

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Speaker 2: So it's no, that's not what we're doing this year.

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Speaker 2: This wait, wait, what are we doing?

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Speaker 1: We're doing long silk kimonos this year. We're doing booty

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Speaker 1: shorts and kimonos. Okay, I'll do that, and then I'll

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Speaker 1: also have like some nipple tassels underneath the kimona.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm trying to get my burlesque game up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we'll do what you need to do.

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Speaker 1: Live your best sluttie light. Shut up, Marie. Were you

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Speaker 1: an expert in anything this week? Let me tell you

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Speaker 1: what I'm an expert in this week. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you guys can hear my loud ass fridge in

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Speaker 1: the background. Let's take a minute to listen. Yep, that's

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Speaker 1: my fridge. So you know how my electricity keeps getting

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Speaker 1: cut off?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: It's the man downstairs who's cutting my He just goes

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Speaker 3: downstairs and flips the switch.

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Speaker 1: So wait, how'd you Jessica Fletcher this?

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Speaker 2: How'd you find out? Well, let me tell you how

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Speaker 2: I did it. Okay, let me tell you how I

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Speaker 2: Nancy drew this mess.

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Speaker 1: So let him know. Let him know. So my power

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Speaker 1: keeps getting cut off around like three, four, five, six

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Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning hours that your ass should be

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Speaker 1: asleep right right, But.

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Speaker 3: He was complaining to my super or the dude who

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Speaker 3: like cleans the building. He was like, some in that

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Speaker 3: apartment keeps vibrating at like three four o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 3: and it keeps wagging me up.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 2: It's like a phone or like a vibrate whatever.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know what it is, but something keeps waking

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Speaker 3: him up at the same time that our power keeps

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Speaker 3: getting cut off.

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Speaker 1: Will you be using a vibrator at three o'clock in

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Speaker 3: I'll be minding my business sometimes I'll just be coming

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Speaker 2: Will you be putting the lavender oil on the pillow case?

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Speaker 2: And rat let me tell you what happened.

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Speaker 3: So he changed the super, changed the breakers or whatever

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Speaker 3: down there, and it's still happening. So he snitched on

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Speaker 3: himself when he was like, they keep waking me up

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Speaker 3: at three four, five, six o'clock in the mo Ma

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Speaker 3: using the hastachi, Yeah, I believe it's pronoun he touching,

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Speaker 3: He thought she magic, yes, using the mission boushie, missie, boushie. Sidney,

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Speaker 3: you need to stop buying these generic vibrators.

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Speaker 2: That's why you sit.

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Speaker 4: You're a whole vagina about to fall off.

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Speaker 1: Shut up. So that's the Honda Court of vibrators at

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Speaker 3: Huh, No, nobody is doing anything at that time. My

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Speaker 3: sister gets up at three o'clock in the morning to

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Speaker 3: go to the gym. Oh so it's probably your fucking

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Speaker 3: sister making all that, damn you know, because she didn't

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Speaker 3: go to the gym today. She woke up, She woke up,

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Speaker 3: and then like half an hour later the power cut off,

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Speaker 3: and you know, my roommate dumb, she just goes downstairs

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Speaker 3: to get into the cock. I'm like, three o'clock in

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Speaker 3: the morning, I'm not getting up to go down there

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Speaker 3: because if he's waiting down there with like a bat or.

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Speaker 1: Like I need to live there. This is where the

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Speaker 1: this is where the So let me tell you what.

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Speaker 4: I was an expert. I'm an expert at I'm at

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Speaker 4: war with him.

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Speaker 3: So like I wear heels in my house now and

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Speaker 3: just I roll the rug up and just start throwing

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Speaker 3: things at the ground. Because if you thought we were

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Speaker 3: being loud before, when we weren't, I'm gonna definitely be

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Speaker 3: loud now, yo, do.

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Speaker 1: You behatta in it?

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Speaker 2: But shata.

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Speaker 1: As soon as we finished through the podcast, I'm turning

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Speaker 1: all the music up and we just gonna start dropping bodies.

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Speaker 2: We just start. We're gonna start throwing our expert on

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Speaker 2: the ground.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna drop down and get your egle on.

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Speaker 3: I mean, but we gotta make sure we record this

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Speaker 3: first because we need electricity to record the podcast.

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Speaker 1: But like, what's wrong with this this neighbor of yours

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Speaker 1: that he couldn't just come up here and say, hey,

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Speaker 1: y'all be making mad noise at three four, five six

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Speaker 1: seven in the morning.

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Speaker 4: No one is making noise. Don't nobody be awake.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but we need to figure it out

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Speaker 1: because you need the electricity.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do, and my fridge is still trying to

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Speaker 2: warm up. You hear it?

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Speaker 1: What if you're your neighbor would be like, I don't

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Speaker 1: care if it's faur five, six seven and ay in

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Speaker 1: the morning, but your better come in when you think it.

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Speaker 2: Get in. Know that song?

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Speaker 4: No, nobody, nobody in the room knows that song.

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Speaker 2: That's what the that that?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: What's her name is? Sole Sola Solunge?

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Speaker 1: And was it trick Daddy? I don't know that song, Sidney.

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Speaker 1: We don't listen to ratchet trill music. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's this guy is crazy, I know, But how terrible

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Speaker 1: is your life that you're gonna get up in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night and actually go downstairs exactly exactly exactly, Well,

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Speaker 1: at least he's determined.

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Speaker 2: He's got determination.

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Speaker 3: He's a painis and we're gonna deal with this like

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Speaker 3: the West Indians that we are.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm not big enough.

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Speaker 3: Like if I was a big as to if I

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Speaker 3: was John, if I was my cousin John, I would

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Speaker 3: just go down there and cut his power off and

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Speaker 3: wait for him to come.

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Speaker 4: Down and be like, doing got a problem, my man?

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Speaker 2: But I'm not.

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Speaker 4: We have, sir, Is there an issue that we need

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Speaker 4: to resolve?

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Speaker 1: Like I'm a lazy troublemaker, so that any I'm not

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Speaker 1: only doing trouble that's.

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Speaker 2: Convenient for me. I'm not going put in my shoes.

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Speaker 2: I got put shoes on going the way downstairs. They

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Speaker 1: You know, there's a fucking draft in the in the basement.

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Speaker 3: Na listen, what if the other to get stuck and

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Speaker 3: we just both down there hanging out with the trash

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Speaker 3: and the washing machines, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Like that's I can't.

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Speaker 1: What is the nationality of this man?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: He Spanish, some type of Spanish, but I feel like

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Speaker 4: No, not that he's not that, he's like like Puerto

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Speaker 2: Something like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know any heroin all the way down to

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Speaker 1: the basement and cutting off people's like Puerto.

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Speaker 4: Ricans in Flatbush. That's what they do.

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Speaker 3: He's so terrible, and he's come up here to yell before.

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Speaker 3: And my roommate called the cops on him once, so

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Speaker 3: he hates us.

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Speaker 2: Oh so that's why he couldn't you bitch.

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Speaker 3: Na cut called the cops on him after I told

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Speaker 3: her not to. And then I was like, well, if

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Speaker 3: then I heard her go Apartment three A.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, niagga, Well, I couldn't list any

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Speaker 1: other letters. Listen, snitches, get the electricity.

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Speaker 2: Smitch ass bitch.

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Speaker 4: I mean this was like last year what she called

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Speaker 4: the cops.

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Speaker 2: He's holding the grudge on that he mad.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what is in her room that's

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Speaker 3: keeping him up, but there's nothing in my room.

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Speaker 1: She got the Hishi Hashi brand.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but listen, I will keep you guys

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Speaker 3: updated on the War The War with two A.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're on the case. We're on the case.

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Speaker 2: Got you so much? Sidney? What is were you an expertius?

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Speaker 1: Besides coughing all over my kel being cold and sexy.

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Speaker 1: Having a cold and being sexy, it's really hard to

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Speaker 1: have mucus all up and through your nose and still

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Speaker 1: like have a low cut dress on and cocktail waitress.

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Speaker 2: You know, because I was at work on Friday. I

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Speaker 2: mean the word mucus is ugly, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's some group of people out there

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Speaker 1: that think mucus is hot. You know, sperm is mucus.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry one more time.

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Speaker 2: Sperm is mucus.

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Speaker 3: So you got sperm in your nose right now, that's

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Speaker 3: why you sick?

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Speaker 1: Shut up, no secretions. Music is mucus as well.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sydney, I feel like you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what morgan forman narrated documentary you watch

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Speaker 1: before you got here, but anyway, bitch, So yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was at work with my cold, sneezing and whatnot, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, listen, I'm gonna do this the natural way.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna like sweat it out.

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Speaker 1: He gave me eighty dollars so he didn't think I

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Speaker 1: He was like, listen, let me give you eighty dollars

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Speaker 3: He was like, here's money, so you don't touch me

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. And then so I still got paid.

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Speaker 1: Cold all night, and I made money and I still

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Speaker 2: So you were an expert at.

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Speaker 1: Having asked to go away, shut up, bitch, and get

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Speaker 2: One of that.

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Speaker 3: Not sexy enough to stay at that dude's table, though,

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Speaker 1: So listen, nobody wants a titties that got a cold.

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Speaker 2: That's what That's what I've been told.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, keep your secretions and your seamen those to yourself.

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Speaker 3: Bring that to the regular bar and the people who

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Speaker 1: Speaking of secretions, Oh my goodness, this guests that we have.

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Speaker 5: He keeps the panties moist, damp, damp, very damp, very

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Speaker 1: I mean people have to wear panty liners whenever they're

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. It depends, that depends.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. I mean, this guess is a comedian also

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call it them moist. You don't like that word? Why?

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Speaker 2: I think it's good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why people don't like the word moist.

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Speaker 3: It has an eminent and like a bunch of vowel.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't Betty Crocker have a moist devil, super moist, supermo

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Speaker 6: Wrong with anything wrong with it? I usually get in

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Speaker 6: allow that word around her type ship.

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Speaker 2: She was white. No, I never dated a white woman. Really?

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Speaker 1: Wait, can we have just a moment of silence for that,

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Speaker 1: because that is just.

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Speaker 2: Or something? Oh yeah, hold on, hold on, wait, hold.

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Speaker 1: On, And the cloud grows wild and the black women

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Speaker 2: Really, you've never dated a white girl? Been on date?

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Speaker 2: You didn't got a hand from where did you? Where

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Speaker 2: did you? How we go from?

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Speaker 1: Now? Well, I've penetrated several girls.

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Speaker 2: That that was such a light skin comment.

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Speaker 6: I've never I've never taken one to meet my mom.

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Speaker 6: I've never like introduced them to my group of friends.

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Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, I never took my white

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Speaker 2: I never had a girl that made it so far

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Speaker 6: I think I've only either had like first dates or

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Speaker 6: one night stands with white women.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think white women like one night's stance.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, if you're listening and you feel like

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Speaker 3: I'm wrong, then tweet me.

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Speaker 2: My Twitter is just said, y.

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Speaker 1: Listen my white friends listen to this. And I have

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Speaker 1: no relation to this woman named Marie Boston. I know,

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Speaker 1: really I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is.

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Speaker 3: Uh so, but so what type of women are you

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Speaker 3: attracted to? Like what I feel like because you have

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Speaker 2: What's your Yeah, I mean I like black women.

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Speaker 4: I think that's I mean you said that, like, I mean,

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Speaker 4: but she's pretty.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's pretty light, she's quite like you guys could

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Speaker 1: be cousins.

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Speaker 2: All right, First of all, watch them mount. You guys

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Speaker 2: can be related. She's quite fair.

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Speaker 6: Skin is very fair, and that ain't her fault. That's

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Speaker 6: God's mess up. Don't don't.

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Speaker 2: She's right. Hair like wool, Okay, right, nice wool. Not that.

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Speaker 4: Had hair like Marley hair.

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Speaker 2: It was wool hair like quality wool. Wow, l you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? He said, not that foxy brown wolf.

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Speaker 2: His hair was like rainbow. You know they put people

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Speaker 4: Had hair like rainbow wool.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you want to know.

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Speaker 6: I think I've dated a pretty wide range of mostly

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Speaker 6: black women, okay in some Spanish?

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Speaker 2: Have any of them been dark skin? Like? How dark?

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Speaker 2: How dark? Probably your skin color is as dark.

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Speaker 4: As Okay, okay, that thank you.

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Speaker 6: That wasn't It wasn't like a cutoff.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like I won't go no darker. You were like,

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Speaker 2: don't keep a bag? Test or whatever? Who was who?

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Speaker 4: What celebrity said that? It was like method man or something.

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Speaker 1: Was like, you know, if you money stupid like flavor flavs.

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Speaker 3: Okay, somebody who looked like.

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Speaker 4: He looked like what your poop looks like if you

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Speaker 4: eat a lot of green.

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Speaker 1: Talk about my fellow dark skinned brother.

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Speaker 2: You and Flavor not the same shape. That's two different crowds.

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Speaker 6: And I'm not opposed to that level of black, but

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Speaker 2: Don't you talk about my brother like that skin is cracked.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're supposed to like lotion.

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Speaker 4: More to use like a shade and the cocoa butter

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Speaker 4: at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Uh so LinkedIn how long have you been light skin?

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Speaker 2: What do you recall that? That's what? That's what's your

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Speaker 2: earliest your earliest light skinned memory. You all know most

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Speaker 2: of us come out white. So I started off white.

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Speaker 2: I was brown.

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Speaker 6: I found I found my voice about like six weeks in.

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Speaker 2: I would say, your light skin voice, Oh yeah, what.

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Speaker 1: Did it sound like?

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Speaker 2: It's just it was just a baby going yes. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 1: I feel like light skin dudes are always whining or

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Speaker 2: See and I think that's an ugly dark skin probably

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Speaker 2: Lambert Wow.

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Speaker 6: Ugly Okay, so that you all have proliferated wow for

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Speaker 6: the sake of attacking our grace and beauty. No, that's

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Speaker 6: an ugly thing that people are like light skin people

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Speaker 6: are always in their feelings.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing we can do that y'all wouldn't say we're

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Speaker 6: If I was like, nah, I don't I don't eat

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Speaker 6: Cimento's crunch light skin.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go. I think you better

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Speaker 2: than me. Now I just don't want fucking goofy ass centnamon.

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Speaker 1: Well we started the podcast at eleven Well, we told

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Speaker 2: Eleven oh two?

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Speaker 1: That was so light skin like? If you were dark skin,

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Speaker 1: expecting you at eleven forty two. We were why, because

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Speaker 1: that's what time a bad person would hear.

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Speaker 3: Something about the light skin taste buds that I noticed

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Speaker 3: just this morning, is we all? I had three hard

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Speaker 3: put Laurie's miss dash little Dobo.

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Speaker 2: On top of an salts and so lengthton ate.

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Speaker 4: His egg with nothing on it, he ate the shell.

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Speaker 1: You had a bear boiled hard boiled egg. It was bear,

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Speaker 1: It was delicious. It was no, it was not made

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Speaker 1: that we gotta fix it.

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Speaker 4: No GMOs made that seriously.

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Speaker 6: Gotten science came together to make a delightful product that

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Speaker 6: I don't have to I don't mean to fix it.

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Speaker 4: Here's a question about you as a child.

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Speaker 3: Did you were you born with like baby hair is

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Speaker 3: like very can.

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Speaker 1: Can you remove your hat?

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Speaker 2: We just want to see. I'm having to grow my

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Speaker 2: hair for a part. So look at that book. Plug

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Speaker 2: that plug it you like? So I've been working. I'm

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Speaker 2: a working actress, so I'm getting money. Now I see

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Speaker 2: your hair is giving me.

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Speaker 4: Bobby Valentino snoda.

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Speaker 2: I just want to get to annoy you.

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Speaker 1: Now he's not light skin, but he gives me light skin.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 6: I had I had a teacher. He was he was

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Speaker 6: a poetry teacher.

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Speaker 4: Of course, if you look like you do spoken words,

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Speaker 4: I see it spoken.

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Speaker 2: Again, I'm the expert. It's my brandy. If it ain't light,

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Speaker 2: it ain't right. I am not just the owner. I

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Speaker 2: am also a subscriber.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I uh Now, I had a poetry teacher, so

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Speaker 6: he was a mentor.

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Speaker 2: I guess more poetry.

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Speaker 6: Mahysical me, Randy DeBarge, I look like one of the

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Speaker 6: members that nobody's heard of the Barge Company.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that.

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Speaker 4: The way that your hairline is like laid right.

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Speaker 6: Now, well that's just because I need a haircut. Oh,

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Speaker 6: it's very like, let's not draw attention to my No.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's good. I'm not saying that that's bad.

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Speaker 3: Your hair is your worst.

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Speaker 2: Part right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wow, If that's the worst part, I don't even want.

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Speaker 2: To see the rest. I am most my feet are

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Speaker 2: fucked up now. I feel like light skin.

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Speaker 1: Dudes got like nice, like you could tell their toenails

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Speaker 1: are not dark.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I got I got a couple of weird

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Speaker 2: dark toenails. Really is the pinky, No.

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Speaker 6: It's the the one right next to it, the one next.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what we call that. Is that the

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Speaker 2: the one get engaged like a skin problem? No?

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Speaker 6: What it is is, uh is I play a lot

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Speaker 6: of sports, so my my feet have taken damage.

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Speaker 2: You look like a ros Do you like soccer? Lacrosse? Really? Basketball? Okay?

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Speaker 4: What position you play?

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Speaker 2: Guard? Playing guard?

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Speaker 1: Very?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Here's this This actually will probably help prove your point.

448
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Speaker 6: I was a practice player for the girls basketball team

449
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,639
Speaker 6: in college and I went to a D one school.

450
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Speaker 6: They were good ladies.

451
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 4: They were ladies. Here's my follow up.

452
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,479
Speaker 1: Questions you that you should have cut that to yourself.

453
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 2: Listen, I got a free gear and everything.

454
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,040
Speaker 3: Here's a way to test your knowledge as a light

455
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 3: skin man. What kind of shoes are you wearing to

456
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 3: play basketball? And what kind of you you're wearing?

457
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 2: A Van I do not wear? Or a Chuck tailor

458
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 2: do not wear Vans? Or a Charles Taylor? What are

459
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,679
Speaker 2: you wearing to play? I have some all red kds

460
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 2: that I like to wear.

461
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 4: Okay, Kevin Durant.

462
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:01,480
Speaker 2: My face.

463
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,360
Speaker 3: I was like, like, no, I know what the case?

464
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 3: Because I got the kids in my building, I know.

465
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,679
Speaker 2: I was like, is that the new case? Swiss?

466
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:15,439
Speaker 6: Wear case Swiss two thousand?

467
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 1: I hate you shut up anyway?

468
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Kevin Durant.

469
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:21,880
Speaker 1: Not a New Balance.

470
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel like on your off days you'd wear

471
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: wear a Balance. I've never worn a New Balance.

472
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,919
Speaker 6: Wow, and plus now new Balances align themselves with the devil.

473
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 2: I can't do that.

474
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 1: I feel like people who wear New Balance also drink pepsi.

475
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,120
Speaker 2: So that's out. That's out. You drink pepsi. You get

476
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 2: slapped on United flights and you like it. I deserve that, sir.

477
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,879
Speaker 4: Please take my seat. I'll stand for six hours, Okay.

478
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 2: I feel yeah, y'all are really trying to pull my

479
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 2: black card?

480
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no, I want you

481
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 3: to take us through your like childhood. Can you tell

482
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 3: us about your family? Are you the lightest in your family?

483
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 3: Is your light dead light?

484
00:21:59,800 --> 00:21:59,919
Speaker 7: Well?

485
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 2: My father's white, that's how this okay?

486
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we didn't even need to go to like

487
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: ancestry dot com.

488
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 6: No, no, no, he's a Jewish man.

489
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 4: Dad is Jewish.

490
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 1: Get the f out of here.

491
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 2: Here? Are you serious? Very much?

492
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: So? Wow, But that doesn't make you.

493
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: Your mom has to be Jewish for you to be Jewish.

494
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 6: Well, I think it's more of just if that's what

495
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 6: you're raised with and practicing.

496
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: My dad's an atheist, like.

497
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 1: Religiously, he's not wearing like a little Jewish fitted No, yes,

498
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: that's what they prefer to be Frisbee Frisby.

499
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 2: They also like that frisbee fitted the saucer. And he

500
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: didn't want a little I didn't.

501
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 6: I wasn't raised with much religious background, although most of

502
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 6: my family practices, like my extended family and so like

503
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 6: I would go to lie like family events and may

504
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 6: be singing like Hanikah's songs and I'm just like sitting

505
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 6: in the back, are you No? I believe in in

506
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 6: a higher power, white lights, a light skinned god listen.

507
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: Dark. Okay, your your god is dark.

508
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: My god would get stopping frisky.

509
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 2: I don't want that for my god. I don't know

510
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 2: why you would want that for your guy.

511
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: He's everywhere and nowhere. Let me tell you what my

512
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: god would be doing. He's summering in the Hamptons.

513
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 2: That's what.

514
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: Well, your your god is white, Your god summers.

515
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 4: Okay, black people don't summer.

516
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 2: You're only proving me right.

517
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what. She don't speak for the podcast.

518
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: She don't speak for s n M. I'm a little sick,

519
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: so so she she confused.

520
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: So your father was Jewish? You have siblings? I do.

521
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 2: I'm the oldest of five. Wow, your mom and dad

522
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 2: was getting it in they weren't.

523
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 6: My my I have a very messy family.

524
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,959
Speaker 2: As you got a side family, do tell? No, not

525
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 2: so much side family.

526
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 6: Both my parents have been married three times them.

527
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, since you've been alive or the.

528
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 6: Only one of my my dad's spouses was pre me.

529
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: Okay, then the rest of them pre you.

530
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: I was like a pre MEI why are you telling me?

531
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 6: A malnourished baby life support.

532
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 2: And thank god she made it.

533
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, he was married once before me. And then

534
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 6: he married my mom.

535
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's let's break down the parental units because

536
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: they led to the beigeness that.

537
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 4: You are your dad. What does he do? Is he

538
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 4: good looking?

539
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 2: Dude? He used to have his day? Okay, yeah, I

540
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 2: never wanted to.

541
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: Well listen because they say like the mixed people are

542
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: like the better looking.

543
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm not here, I listen. I'm not here to make

544
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: that judgment.

545
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 4: Yes, Sidney, I'm also not here to sign today.

546
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 2: I know that I'm just saying what.

547
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 6: Well, I think I think the reason people get excited

548
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 6: about mixed people was because we we blend uh into

549
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 6: something that people don't necessarily see in the the standard races.

550
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: But it's not always a good mix.

551
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: You get, No, it's just like you get best of

552
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: the both worlds. Yeah, lives in the light.

553
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 2: Skin right, Well, I don't know.

554
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 6: I'm not here for construct people are like light skin

555
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 6: equals beauty.

556
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: No, just listen, I don't date light skin man. I'm

557
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 2: just I'm just protecting. You're not even on my radar lengths.

558
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: And Okay, if I was to go back to Dick,

559
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 2: you would not be this start here, but as something

560
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 2: that you would consider.

561
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 1: If Sydney had old panties right now. They would be dry,

562
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: they would be light skin Thigg's sham wow, my pussy

563
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, sham wow. I mean.

564
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 2: Aside from it.

565
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 3: So your father good looking at Jewish man, he must

566
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: have some money that he not spend it.

567
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Actually, well he comes from money, okay, but

568
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 6: he is. My dad's a socialist. Like he bailed on

569
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 6: his family and like moved to California to like to

570
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 6: be with your mom, no, to study like the worst,

571
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 6: not the worst, but the most absurd version of politics

572
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 6: at the time, which was socialism, and like committed to

573
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 6: that and like rejected, like my dad was. My grandfather

574
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 6: talks about it all the time. But he said my

575
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 6: dad was.

576
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: Like the smartest of his kids, that had the most

577
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: potential every one of his kids.

578
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 6: Besides, my father is a doctor. My dad like went

579
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 6: on to like just work on like you know, socialism,

580
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 6: and like.

581
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 4: He out there smoking weeds. He's smoking weed and.

582
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: Fixing anymore, but he probably was at a time you

583
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: doing mushrooms out there.

584
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: Wait, I want to know how your dad bagged your mom.

585
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: Then socialist doesn't sound sexy to me.

586
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: He then moved to uh, to Detroit. That your dad

587
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 2: was Detroit. Your dad was like, you know what, let

588
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: me take you out of this bad place with me.

589
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 2: Come with me Detroit. They got it. Where did you

590
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 2: meet your mother in Detroit? At a mom was also

591
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 2: interested in socialism?

592
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 4: That's such a.

593
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: It's beautiful for her, not for him.

594
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 6: And they made a baby and was you? That was

595
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 6: me And I'm the only of uh that pair. I'm

596
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 6: the only kid from that pair. So then you know

597
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 6: I had two sisters later that my mom from my

598
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 6: mom's second marriage.

599
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 2: Uh.

600
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 6: And then my mom got divorced from that dude. And

601
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 6: in that meantime, my father and his third wife adopted

602
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 6: a son. Who is my my brother, who's below my

603
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 6: two sisters?

604
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: Is he white? Black? Asian?

605
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: Uh?

606
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 6: He We don't know exactly what he is, just like

607
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 6: some version of black and okay, not good looking?

608
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 2: Ugly? Wait wait, I don't know. No, do you have

609
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 2: a photo? Do you have a photos? But I don't

610
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: want you because then you're gonna be like, didn't they ugly?

611
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 7: No?

612
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: I did you know that?

613
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 7: Now?

614
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So, so you've got some sisters in your lives.

615
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: How they look didn't look like the very dark skin, like, okay.

616
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: So they're all they're full black. Yeah, I'm the only

617
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: So they're better looking than you. You're mistake photos. You

618
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: have photos of them, those two queens. I like that.

619
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: You thought I was gonna be like, yeah, yeah, they're

620
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: way more beautiful than Okay.

621
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: So your brother is not ugly?

622
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: Come on, well for you, you know who he looks like.

623
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: He's not ugly like William looks like you. You had

624
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 2: a lot of nerves.

625
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 4: He looks like Julian Williams Neil and his hair is

626
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 4: all full due.

627
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: Did you want to see?

628
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 4: She don't see. He's not ugly. He's not ugly at all.

629
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: He gonna grow into his face and watch he.

630
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: Gonna he's gonna take your girl.

631
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 4: He gonna grow into his face and beat your light

632
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 4: skin ass, and you're gonna be legit black and blue.

633
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 4: She said, he's attractive.

634
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: He ain't on insecure like you, nigga. I don't mean that.

635
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: He can't will be that. That's what I'm saying. What

636
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Say no, thank you listening?

637
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: Can you send us that photo because we're gonna post

638
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: that on the unofficial experts. He's seventeen he's a good

639
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: looking grown No, he looks like he's seventeen. He looks

640
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: that looks like he's at a high school before practice.

641
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: Listen, he doesn't play sports, but he was, he'd just

642
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:01,959
Speaker 2: be hanging out there.

643
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: Get your coat.

644
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 6: He's like in the middle of figuring out. Uh, he

645
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 6: like got into a few schools and it's like around

646
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 6: what he's going to do. Literally can't make a decision

647
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 6: because he has no motivation.

648
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: You're trying to say that that's your.

649
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 3: Hold on one minute, You're trying to say that he's

650
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 3: like that because his skin is darker than yours.

651
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: No, although I think you need to do reflection. Question, right,

652
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: that's what you're saying.

653
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: But you were like, no, so well, it sounds like

654
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: you want to be a mentor to your brother in law.

655
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: Don't. We've literally not spoken in years. Why what happened?

656
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 2: My family is messy and uh yeah, but the kids

657
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 2: don't need to be involved in.

658
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 6: All that, right, Well, that's the problem is that the

659
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 6: adults and involved oftentimes make decisions for kids that make

660
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 6: it a lot more difficult for the kids to maintain relationships.

661
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 4: But that's the one that was adapted.

662
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so my my father's third wife.

663
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 6: His current wife is his mother, and she and I

664
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 6: never got along when she worked very hard to keep

665
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 6: us like separate.

666
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. It's separate but equal. Yeah,

667
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: obviously a light skin drama. This is very light skin telling.

668
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 4: Where did you go?

669
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: Again?

670
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 6: This was my argument from the beginning that y'all were

671
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 6: going to turn this into some life in fact, when

672
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 6: in fact, this is just a black ass story of

673
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 6: like a bunch of people with relations.

674
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 7: Right.

675
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: I agree with you, you're like different than it's different.

676
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: It sounds like light skins trauma. It's just me talking

677
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: and you're like your voice.

678
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 4: It might just because your voice is so bige, you

679
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 4: know what I mean?

680
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: Like your voice sounds light, but.

681
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: I feel like you let me break out and a

682
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: spoken word like the night I probably wait, So you

683
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: didn't spoken word in college?

684
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 7: Do you have?

685
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: I did poetry, poetry.

686
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: Where did you go to college?

687
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 6: University of Michigan, And then I went and got a

688
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 6: master's degree in poetry at Boston University.

689
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: Because you were like, you know what, I'm so confident

690
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: in my light skintedness that I will get a job

691
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: with his master's degree in word tree, Like what wait, okay,

692
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: you went to school with my girlfriend actually Michigan.

693
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.

694
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: When she first when she saw you, immediately she was

695
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, she was like, uh, doesn't he do poetry?

696
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, he's a comedian. That's how

697
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 2: said she was going to get fought in front of

698
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: you and all your friends. You're going to hit a one.

699
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: You're gonna snitch on me. I gotta do what I

700
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,719
Speaker 2: gotta do. I was very dark skinned you. But now

701
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: was it snitching?

702
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 3: I mean you doubled down and went to school for

703
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 3: poetry twice, so like that's what you went, That's what

704
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 3: you were passionate about at some point.

705
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: You But I was at a comedy show, shut the

706
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: fuck up and enjoyed the last Do you remember any

707
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: of the poems that you did in college or high school?

708
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: Off the top of my for convenience sake, absolutely not.

709
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 2: You can't.

710
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 4: You can't hit us with a couple of stamps.

711
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: Who am I to give? Of course? Can you give me?

712
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 4: I would love ah, give me five words. What kind

713
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 4: of poetry did you do?

714
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 6: It was a lot of I actually don't think it's

715
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 6: that different than my comedy. It just was sad so

716
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 6: it's like a lot of like you know, based in

717
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 6: like true stories and experiences.

718
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 4: It was like Drake exactly sitting much.

719
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 6: His hype songs, the ones that we play in the club,

720
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 6: and he's got his Marvin's Rooms room was what I

721
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 6: was writing poetry for.

722
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 4: You were writing a lot of If you're reading this

723
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 4: too late, yeah you get it.

724
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I wasn't into some of that last night.

725
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 4: Okay, So what made you decide poetry for you wanted

726
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 4: to be?

727
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: Uh?

728
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 6: I had a teacher in high school who was a

729
00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 6: like poetry instructor, and he just he made me feel

730
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 6: for the first time in school like any of this

731
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 6: ship mattered.

732
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like I was always a

733
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 2: good student, but I didn't give a fuck. This is

734
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: so deep.

735
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 4: Do you have Do you remember any of your teachers

736
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 4: from high school?

737
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I think I had a missus Chang.

738
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: I had a missus Chang. She was mad science. She

739
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 2: was science.

740
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: I said more science that she was one of the

741
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: things that I said. I had a Miss Vega and

742
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: she was Jim.

743
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 2: You remember your gym teacher. You remember remember the gym teacher.

744
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 2: That's where I was thriving that's that's where I was

745
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: a star. Mister led better. He was cool. That's crazy.

746
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 2: He was cool.

747
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 6: He was a baseball coach, and you could tell he

748
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 6: just smoked weed every day and chilled.

749
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: So wait, you said you were a good you were

750
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 2: a good kid, but you just didn't give a fuck.

751
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: I just didn't.

752
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 6: I mean, I think we all go through that where

753
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 6: we're not motivated for any particular re in poetry, I

754
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 6: played ball through high school.

755
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 2: I'm still having trouble seeing that.

756
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 7: Yeah you.

757
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 2: Photo.

758
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: I can't even see you in a jersey moment. I

759
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: feel like your jersey had a collar, your jersey had

760
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: a pocket square.

761
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to be on this podcast. So yall,

762
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 2: y'all don't respect me.

763
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: No, we do.

764
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 7: No.

765
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: Honestly, you said like you were like a good guy

766
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: but a bad guy. Were you were you popular? Also?

767
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: Didn't hear you saying that stuff?

768
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 4: Were you a popular kid in school?

769
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: I was well liked.

770
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 6: If that makes them like everybody knew me, everybody liked me.

771
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 6: I wouldn't say I was.

772
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 2: I wasn't like the dude you hit up to go

773
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 2: out necessarily, but you were when we were like if

774
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 2: something was happening. I was there, you were there.

775
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 1: I feel like you're the type of dude that nobody

776
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: knows he's getting hose, but you were getting.

777
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 2: Those I wasn't. I had a girlfriend, and I've always

778
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 2: been like a serial monogamist. I guess we're going back

779
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: to them?

780
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: And what do you want me to do? I am?

781
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 2: I am who?

782
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 7: And what?

783
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: D M City City He's not dm X. His dark skin,

784
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: that's not what this is speaks.

785
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: English. Can you give me a light skin?

786
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 6: D m X, though, like you, I feel like you'll

787
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 6: understand who light skin men are. Tell us how we

788
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 6: move move Drake at his Drake is right, is doing foul.

789
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: Ship He's he's but he's a diva about it. He's

790
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: not DMN.

791
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: What is foul strippers and strip club.

792
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 2: Saving and what Drake sings about saving them?

793
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 6: But in reality he just fucked them one time and

794
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 6: made them feel like they were special.

795
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,959
Speaker 4: You don't think that Drake is an emotional ass.

796
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 6: Duke absolutely, but he's emotional in retrospect, not in action.

797
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 6: I don't think that he's actually like cuddling with these women.

798
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 6: I think he I think I think that I think

799
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 6: he's I think he's absolutely cuddling. I don't think that

800
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 6: he's cuddling and believing this is forever. I think he cuddles.

801
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: He was dating Malia forever Melia Malia who like still

802
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: twerks on Instagram because like Tummy years ago.

803
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know Drake's dating history.

804
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: I just feel like if I ever met Drake, he

805
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,720
Speaker 1: would probably weep like Drake don't seem like somebody.

806
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: He seems like somebody who weeps like his shoulders shaking.

807
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 6: Drake is out here smashing, grabbing, and then making sad

808
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:45,959
Speaker 6: love songs.

809
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: No, I think that Drake does. I think Drake cries

810
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: at least twice a day.

811
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 6: Drake is like, uh, if Casey and JoJo's song became

812
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 6: a person, No, but then we're gonna go do some cocaine.

813
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 4: Drake don't do no drugs in my mind.

814
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 2: About smoking, and yes is a liar.

815
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: He's the one that pays for the weed for everybody

816
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 1: he doesn't.

817
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: And then he's like a time again, dark skin, dark skin,

818
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 2: propagand would you guys take some refreshments. He's all propaganda.

819
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 6: The man literally tells us what he does, and all

820
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 6: y'all can do is reimagination.

821
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: People say whatever they want. No, people can say whatever

822
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: they want. But the Drake that I see with the

823
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: with the Jewish mother that he got, he's not who

824
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: you think he is. Listen, his sweat, his sweatpants, his

825
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: sweatpants and sweatshirt outfits his lines bummy, they're not bummy. No,

826
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: Like he's got a cashmere blend and some of them

827
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: great sweat. Drake is pretty dummy. Drake dress is pretty terrible.

828
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: That's the white man in him. Where How do you

829
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: feel about that? Absolutely?

830
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. I won't fight that at all. Okay,

831
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 2: thank you. He's comfortable though, yes he's.

832
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: If he's comfortable, but he seems like the type of us,

833
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: and that when he goes out, he's like, everyone's looking

834
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: at me.

835
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 2: That again, you don't get it.

836
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 6: You're know how you're selling your own ship out. You're

837
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 6: selling magic beans and the nigga already got plants.

838
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: This's already got a tree growing in that.

839
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: Drake is the type of dude that have sex with you,

840
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: and he'll say sorry when he comes.

841
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: Apologize. I'm so sorry. Drake. Definitely a pro Jesus Christ.

842
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: You want a hotel, don't bring out tea after he

843
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: fuck you on a tray though on a tray in

844
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 2: bed listen.

845
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 3: Speaking of absurd, let's talk about something that I feel

846
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 3: like it affects black folks in general.

847
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 4: This is some I pulled up some statistics.

848
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: Statistically, thank you statistics.

849
00:39:54,880 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: Statistically, dark skinned actors are eighty percent more more likely

850
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 3: to play a criminal.

851
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 4: Nice it's been a light skin actor. How do you

852
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 4: feel about that?

853
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 2: How do I feel about it?

854
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 4: How do you think that that's a real stat or

855
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 4: something I might have just made up your here's.

856
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 6: A good way to, uh, to approach this conversation. I

857
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 6: recently was put in an audition for a drug dealer,

858
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 6: and I didn't.

859
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: Believe it's not happened. So I don't even see you

860
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: with a That's my point.

861
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 6: I was like, they were like, so you're gonna play

862
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 6: like this dude's brother who's a drug dealer, real like

863
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 6: hardcore guy in the streets.

864
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: Everybody knows and respects them. Like, no, I'm not.

865
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: With them, lashes, Okay, agreed, Sydney, Wait City, do you

866
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: or do you not want to know?

867
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 4: I'm back?

868
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 2: I will not and I hope that all your white

869
00:40:54,880 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: podcast listeners you're such a brute, brute Lanxon. I can't

870
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: imagine you in a do rag either, though I used to.

871
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 6: I used to have braids, braids multiple times where you

872
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 6: let in for no, No, I didn't have a braid wig.

873
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 2: You had a corner roll lace front had lace corner.

874
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 2: I had actual braids. How long were your braids? Oh?

875
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: They went down to here.

876
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 4: Wow, he pointed to his chest. Ladies and gentlemen, that

877
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 4: his chip.

878
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of the It was a different so

879
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: you looked like a lunch lady. It was a different

880
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 2: time in America. We were we were in the middle

881
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 2: of the tall Terror and Baggy k was very hot.

882
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: So he looked like Queen's little brother sisters.

883
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: So I see it.

884
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 4: Did you have the facial hair with the braids?

885
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't grow facial hair at the time.

886
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 4: I will strive it, castor oil on your face right now.

887
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: What's happening? This this is real? This is this is real.

888
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 2: I just you know you prayed on it. At some

889
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 2: point you become a man and your body changes. Wouldn't

890
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 2: want to, but you said that.

891
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 3: I want to fuck Da Sinney. We don't have enough

892
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 3: time in the podcast to talk to you. About your

893
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 3: vachina right now. But my question for you is, so

894
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 3: you did this audition, what roles do you normally go

895
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: out for? Because I feel like you play like the

896
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 3: love interest.

897
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 6: I get a lot of the love interest, right I've

898
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 6: had to push back against the because of Insecure. I've

899
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 6: had to push back against the like ambiguously gay guy.

900
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 6: Once you give them the green light to be like,

901
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 6: I might be able to play this, and they're like, okay, anytime,

902
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 6: the kind of a little bit.

903
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: On the.

904
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 4: Backtrack a little bit and tell people what you're talking about.

905
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: Yes, because not ever we watched the show just in

906
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: case everybody don't watch everybody.

907
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 6: If you don't watch Insecure, I played a character who

908
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 6: named Jared, named Jared, who had a sexual experience with

909
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 6: a man in his.

910
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: Past one time, one.

911
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 4: Time, one time.

912
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: Time.

913
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: People were asking three times, yes, wait, okay, explain like

914
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: just the setup.

915
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: What happened? Like you guys were hooking up.

916
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 6: He was hanging out with a girl. They were fucking

917
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 6: and sucking, yep, having a good time. And at one

918
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 6: point he admits that what she prefaces it by saying

919
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 6: that she had a sexual experience with a woman, and

920
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 6: then he's like, oh, yeah, I've had an experience like

921
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 6: that too.

922
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: One time my boy gave me head and I didn't

923
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 2: like it. But that's that yeah linkin in real life.

924
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: Do you think a lot of guys go through that,

925
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: like in an early age where getting far.

926
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 2: More than I, I you or I know. Yeah, there's

927
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 2: plenty of that. We know that probably have had that

928
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 2: experience and never felt comfortable talking. You know, what is

929
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: it not a show?

930
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: Is like, well, I was going to tell this girl

931
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: that I got my dick seck once.

932
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: But but I'm never doing that because I don't want

933
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 2: to be chared from enterprise. It's losing out.

934
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 6: I think it's interesting is how many people reach out

935
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 6: to me and are just like, yo, your character is

936
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 6: mad relatable. I don't necessarily even like pen point like

937
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 6: because of the sexual stuff, but a part of me

938
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 6: believes that that's like a big portion of it, because

939
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 6: like that's you know, that's a real thing that happens

940
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 6: that people go through, And especially in the black community,

941
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 6: we're so like sheltered and closed off.

942
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: We're like cat and sometimes it's just that are gay

943
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 2: or we're not in this in our world, and it's

944
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 2: like there's middle listen.

945
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: If honestly, if that was me and my boyfriend was

946
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: like my friend gave me had one time.

947
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 4: I don't think that I could overlook that either.

948
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 2: I feel like black women I making.

949
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something you just you keep that

950
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: to yourself. Don't tell me that. Just hold it, hold

951
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 1: it in your head.

952
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 6: I've only met like two of people that like, I've

953
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 6: had this conversation with that were like, no, I you know, I.

954
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: See the things that guys do to get they dig suck.

955
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: So if yeah, the they ran out of options and

956
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 2: a guy to they dick, I guess you're cool with that.

957
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just a dig suck, that's it. It's

958
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: just one. There's a couple of times that I've done

959
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 2: it and I was like, I wasn't even do that.

960
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: I didn't.

961
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: Don't count. Yeah what I mean, it didn't count. That

962
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: was the first time I did it. I was like,

963
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: so this was just a prelude. This wasn't the real thing.

964
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like fake.

965
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, So how has being that character then like changed

966
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 3: your like acting life, for your your life as a performer.

967
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 2: Then, oh it's improved it. I mean, you know, I

968
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 2: have to a certain extent of fan base. Now, yes,

969
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 2: you do.

970
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: You did our show and then you had the fans,

971
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: they were there you you said I'm for Brooklyn and

972
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: Witch was like where where like an exact address?

973
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have like real uh supporters and that didn't

974
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 6: exist before. And you know, I now have to make

975
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 6: like other choices as far as like what I am

976
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 6: and am not willing to do.

977
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: But it was beautiful, Yeah, and it was God. And

978
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: when I saw you on the show, it was like,

979
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: look at Lenggston light skin ass on this show doing well.

980
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 2: You were great. I was like, you were great.

981
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: And then you took off your shirt and I was like,

982
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: I didn't even care about your shirt. I honestly I

983
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: didn't care about your body. I did see your nipples

984
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: and I was yeah, I was like, whoa, what's not

985
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm very surprised, Sidney is.

986
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 2: I told you that. That's all I'm saying. I'm not

987
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 2: saying we are going to fuck. I'm just saying she's

988
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 2: down to funk. That's my only thing is she's trying

989
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 2: to pretend that if like your skin discussed translucent skin

990
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 2: bag and I saw your areolas and I was like, wow,

991
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: they're bigger than mine. I don't even remember seeing your nipples.

992
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: I work out. I work out a lot and try

993
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 2: to work on it. There's no way to fix your nipples.

994
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: There's not like a Corol machine. There's no machine at

995
00:46:54,560 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: the gym. I got a doctor for you for top nipples. Yo,

996
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: that is hilarious funny.

997
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: Is there anything about being a lady skin dude that

998
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: you feel like is a misconception that you would.

999
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: Like to like fight?

1000
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: Uh?

1001
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 6: Well, I think I think our challenge as a light

1002
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 6: skin community is making peace with the the awful propaganda

1003
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 6: that's been spread about us.

1004
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: Can you stop throwing that propaganda? Are again a little bit?

1005
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 2: Here's the challenge.

1006
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 6: This is where it becomes difficult is because light skinned

1007
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 6: men tend to make two choices.

1008
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 2: Okay.

1009
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 6: They either lean into it hard as I have done,

1010
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 6: and just accept that like it's gonna be some dumb

1011
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 6: shiit said about you being sensitive even if you're not

1012
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 6: being sensitive, that just is what it is. Or they

1013
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 6: do the opposite and you take like a Matt Barnes

1014
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 6: approach and you just turn into a goddamn like man, violent,

1015
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 6: like aggressive person to overcome the perception of I don't

1016
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 6: know what Matt Barnes did what man do, choked out

1017
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 6: Derek Fisher for when he was coaching.

1018
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: In the NBA. Yeah, okay, yes, yes, yes, but he's

1019
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: that dude on the court, he's that dude off the court.

1020
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like heavily tattooed.

1021
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 1: He's very crisp, brownish, but he's also light skin and angry.

1022
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 6: But he also has the beautiful greasy hair that you

1023
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 6: every light skinned man.

1024
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: It looks very oily and curly.

1025
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 2: I wish. I don't like it. It looks like oil,

1026
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 2: oil spill. I like it. No, no oil. All of

1027
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 2: them don't even look like olive O. Yeah, we are.

1028
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 6: We're all fighting against or or accepting the position that

1029
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 6: society has offered us.

1030
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable with where I am in society. This is it, okay.

1031
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 2: So when when the revolution starts, what side you're gonna

1032
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 2: fight for? The wind inside which one of y'all wins is.

1033
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 4: Gonna be the darken folks, because we've got more rage

1034
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 4: than y'all.

1035
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 2: Statistically, there's not that many of y'all. Y'all gotta y'all

1036
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 2: better rethink your alignments. Come on, man, come on, even

1037
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 2: dark skin Indian people turn on y'all, that's not gonna work.

1038
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: Well, that's because a lot of people who are black,

1039
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: if they're like a little bit light, they're like, well,

1040
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: we're not really black, like uh like Dominicans, and your

1041
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: value is.

1042
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 2: Based on color in a lot of those other countries

1043
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 2: over the world.

1044
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 4: But you travel all over the world.

1045
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 2: Now, right, you're doing shows kind of like you are.

1046
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, you were out and about, you got your

1047
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: shredded jeans on knees outlet.

1048
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: I feel like we haven't even we haven't even critiqued

1049
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 3: the outfit that our lights can outfit expert put on.

1050
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 4: He is wearing a denim shirt, which is cute. It's

1051
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 4: a black v neck.

1052
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 2: Is that a regular?

1053
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: He's wearing a black fitted jean. Both these out well,

1054
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: both both these out.

1055
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 2: Are you going to cross across your legs now? Yeah,

1056
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 2: we're across through and these are these are vans? Actually likes?

1057
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: I like, no, I don't like if I feel no,

1058
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: you're giving me like white man that might own a

1059
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: boat vibe.

1060
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 6: I deserve their own a boat. And see that's your problem.

1061
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 6: You don't believe in yourself enough to own them.

1062
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 2: But I believe I have that opportunity on boats. I

1063
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 2: get boat, yeah, but you don't own that. I don't

1064
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 2: need that boat. I don't want to boat. Okay, told

1065
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: you need to own your product. Now you out here,

1066
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: I'm own a house on I'm an house. I'm a horse.

1067
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a house in a horse. Currently, let's

1068
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 4: just run through what.

1069
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 2: We own just for fun. Go ahead, what do you own?

1070
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: What do you own? Ten thousand dollars worth of titties?

1071
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 2: Do those go up?

1072
00:50:53,440 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 8: And because I think you are over estimating, that's what

1073
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 8: you paid for.

1074
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 2: Know that they're like bonds, you know, like they each year?

1075
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 2: Sure they created.

1076
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I feel like titties are like a car, unless unless

1077
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: you using them to get on these.

1078
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Yachts that you listen.

1079
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't get my car from enterprise, so my

1080
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: titties are just fine.

1081
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 6: You know, a Lamborghini loses the value too as soon

1082
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 6: as it's off the lot.

1083
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: But this is not a car, all right, This is

1084
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: like a very international moped, like a moped.

1085
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: Sure yo, Okay.

1086
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: Anyway, we got questions for your light skin ask.

1087
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 4: We want to see if you truly are the light

1088
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 4: skin expert.

1089
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Marie, what's your first question?

1090
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 4: Can you name three light skin actors.

1091
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: Killing the game right now?

1092
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you can't just name a couple of beage people.

1093
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: Who I'm doing question. Uh, we got my girl, Candy

1094
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 2: Tandy Newton. She's killing it. The brother in Pursuit of Happiness. Uh,

1095
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 2: class stop. She's like white, very light. Yeah, she light,

1096
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 2: and she's very good and very town.

1097
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 4: She plays a terrible mother all the time though.

1098
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's really like sophisticated crackhead down.

1099
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: She plays it quite well. Uh, let's go Tracy ellis wrong?

1100
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: Yes well, yes, yes, big fan. She's outstanding.

1101
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 6: She's great still with smash and uh it was another

1102
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 6: fun one. I mean you got your classic Jamar Moore.

1103
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 6: We talked about that.

1104
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: He is not killing any kind of game.

1105
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 2: Is w squared whatever? Please? I mean no one is,

1106
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 2: no one is chicking for nobody.

1107
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 4: But he is still working.

1108
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 2: He's still working.

1109
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: But and he gave us two women. So I'm here

1110
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: about like airbrush as was on, I can't brush.

1111
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 3: I'm not.

1112
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 2: Working so hard to start eating. He's like, I can

1113
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 2: start putting. So on, get you some tummy d's in

1114
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 2: your life, gets you away from want to be one

1115
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 2: of those girls advertising.

1116
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 1: You can get you your life, right, Okay, We're gonna

1117
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: give you four points for that because we have this

1118
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: three names. Okay, so I'm gonna hit you with some lyrics.

1119
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out which light skin rapper it is,

1120
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: and it can either be You're gonna give him the

1121
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: name options. Yeah, just see if he's not gonna know

1122
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: them first and then no, there, these are from random.

1123
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 1: They're not from like, uh, popular songs. It's either Ja Cole,

1124
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: Joe Button, or Drake. Okay, all right, I think you're

1125
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: running from love with me.

1126
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 2: You gotta face it.

1127
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: Are you guarding your heart from a nigga that always

1128
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: breaks it? Oh?

1129
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the whole thing. Yeah, that ain't Drake, that's

1130
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 2: not him.

1131
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 7: You're well versed in the Drake frizzy. It feels basic,

1132
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 7: which is Jake Cole for sure, Like he's a basic

1133
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 7: dude who says some woke ship that makes sense. I

1134
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 7: hear what you're saying, so that it has j Cole vibes,

1135
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,479
Speaker 7: but I don't.

1136
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 6: I don't really funk with buttons, so I'm tempted to

1137
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 6: say buttons in protection buttons.

1138
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a beautiful Now.

1139
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 4: Did you see that?

1140
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 2: Break it down? I got another one for you.

1141
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: Okay, well you're so good and I hate you. Oh

1142
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: that's your dream car, nigga, that's my old whip. Oh

1143
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: that's your dream girl nigga. That's my old bitch.

1144
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's j Cole.

1145
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: It is.

1146
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 6: But then he said some ship where you're like, oh,

1147
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 6: you're like you're a good father figure.

1148
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 2: I think exactly, you.

1149
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 4: Know that's you see says something you're like, Let me

1150
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: sit down.

1151
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 2: And under that.

1152
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 5: Really?

1153
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, we're more more. Nah, I don't do

1154
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: the pick up lines. I give her the number to

1155
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: the chauffeur with a pickup time.

1156
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 4: M that was a good last.

1157
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: Listen.

1158
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 2: I was over here researching.

1159
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 6: Okay that that feels like it could be Swaggy Drake,

1160
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 6: but not. I feel like that would be to h

1161
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 6: to on the nose.

1162
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 2: If you will, we will, we will. I'm gonna go

1163
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 2: ahead and say, Buttons again, what you are such a.

1164
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 7: Yes?

1165
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: I just know these artists, all of them, dude, you

1166
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: fucking nailed this.

1167
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 2: Thank you. Wow. Wait, let me get Marie.

1168
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 3: Can I give you a lyric and see if you

1169
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 3: can pick yes, just give it to me because I'm

1170
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 3: I'm probably not she ain't light skin woke, He says,

1171
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 3: I'm basic, and then I sometimes say some wolf stuff.

1172
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: I heard you got a man, but who in the

1173
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: right mind letting you out of the house alone?

1174
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 9: Oh oh, well that sounds mean one right, because like,

1175
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 9: I'm in my feelings, I didn't address what the lyrics spoken.

1176
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 2: But I'm a woman.

1177
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: Do with me being a dark skin I'm a female.

1178
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would want to say that? Can I

1179
00:56:54,719 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: hear the lyrics one more time? What part of the

1180
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: song is that?

1181
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 2: The churus? It's the bridge, it's the bridge.

1182
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I heard you got a man, but who in the

1183
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,720
Speaker 1: right mind letting you out the house alone?

1184
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna gets Drake because it hasn't been Drake yet.

1185
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 2: No, that's not Cole.

1186
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 6: Well that you know it's not Drake. It's because Drake

1187
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 6: would just tell you he's gonna steal your girl. He

1188
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 6: ain't gonna talk to you about stealing you.

1189
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 2: That's okay, okay. Drake talks to men.

1190
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 6: He says, I'm a I'm gonna steal your girl, and

1191
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 6: I'm gonna continue to smile and sing about it.

1192
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 2: He talks the man talks to girls. This is a

1193
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 2: Drake line. God knows it. Your mind im pure soul.

1194
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 2: I possessed, He knows it, annointed and protected. I was chosen.

1195
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: My heart is a way too frozen to get broken.

1196
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 2: But that sounds like a ain't talking about stealing, He's

1197
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 2: just talking about praising. Yes ship Wow Draak and Kirk

1198
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 2: Franklin in the family.

1199
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 3: I see it say that sounds like a Chance lyric

1200
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 3: because the Chance loves some Jesus music.

1201
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 4: Interesting, Wow.

1202
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 2: The lights? Can you really crush it? Oh man, let's

1203
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 2: let's it up. It's larger.

1204
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, we gotta snap for him because that's

1205
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 4: the poetry.

1206
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 3: Lexon Uh before we go? Do you have anything coming out?

1207
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 3: Where can people see you all your stuff? You're going

1208
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 3: to be out in the sun this summer or not?

1209
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 3: Because I don't want to keep that glue.

1210
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 2: I like it. I like a little crisp.

1211
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, when speaking about glow, what's your SPF?

1212
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 2: Do you use?

1213
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 4: Asking SBF question to you don't use SPF?

1214
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 2: No, not really? As a light skin man, you have

1215
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 2: the knees out and just you just I mean, I

1216
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 2: also don't just chill on the beach.

1217
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: So you got your boat hat on, so like that's

1218
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: what you'd be wearing the dad has.

1219
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 2: It's going to be a father hand.

1220
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 4: It's a soccer dad hands.

1221
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 2: Come on, Connor, get that ball boy.

1222
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: Uh.

1223
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 6: You just find me on Instagram and Twitter at Langston

1224
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 6: Carrman and uh every Tuesday at UH Dizzy's on fifth

1225
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 6: at the Fancy show.

1226
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: Great show. This is one show.

1227
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what what bomb asked, what's your what's your

1228
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: dream role as an actor?

1229
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 2: As a light skin actor. Oh, I want to be funny.

1230
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 2: I just want to be funny. You want to be

1231
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 2: the funny friend, the funny lead, funny lead. I like

1232
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 2: funny lead.

1233
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 6: You don't want to be Kevin Hart lead, though, I

1234
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 6: don't ever want to get as big as Kevin.

1235
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 2: No, that seems scary. That's a lot of work.

1236
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 6: There's a lot of work, and I think you lose

1237
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 6: control of your brand, Like he's he's in full control

1238
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 6: of his brand, but he's lost control of what he

1239
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 6: can and cannot focus on to a certain extent because

1240
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 6: he's always branding.

1241
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that doesn't seem he's always on too.

1242
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 2: Like, have like a moment where I could just be

1243
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 2: like I'm taking like it doesn't ruin your life kind of.

1244
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on Instagram and he literally is on it

1245
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: all day because he's probably getting paid for it.

1246
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 2: He's on Snapchat.

1247
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: He's like he's going on vacations with his wife and kids.

1248
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 2: And he's on it the whole time. He gets paid

1249
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 2: a lot of money for Twitter and yeah Snapchat. Yeah

1250
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 2: that totes get it to get it so funny. Lead

1251
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 2: So you so you want to be more? That's what

1252
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 2: you Yeah, he's hilarious. You want to be I get it.

1253
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 2: Put those braids back on, Just do that wig back on.

1254
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 2: That was hilarious.

1255
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: The biggest comedy ever did he ever did was a

1256
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: diary of a mad black.

1257
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 2: And squinted. Didn't he did?

1258
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: He beat some lady up or he was saved, he

1259
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: was the savior while having a Drew Hill bandana on

1260
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: sell me what you like?

1261
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 4: And just as like a bonus question, can you name

1262
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 4: all four members of Drew Hill?

1263
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 2: There were five members?

1264
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 4: Okay, what can you name all five of them? Because

1265
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 4: I thought it was four?

1266
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 2: It was four. I don't think I can't. I know

1267
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 2: there's uh, there's no Kio Andie Martinez his baby daddy.

1268
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that.

1269
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 3: How did you get that in? Because I used to

1270
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 3: listen to her when she was talking about it.

1271
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 2: Damn, I don't think I can it is Cisco Jazzy.

1272
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 4: I thought it was four members.

1273
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 2: All the photos is four of them. No, maybe there

1274
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 2: was a new it's four members of drew Hill.

1275
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a fat one and then the two skinny

1276
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: ones and then one with blondet.

1277
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 2: Wasn't there a new member too?

1278
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1279
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 2: I thought they added somebody. They added somebody. Well, that

1280
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 2: don't count. I know why it's called drew Hill.

1281
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 6: Why because it's named after a park in Baltimore that

1282
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 6: that you saying out at.

1283
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 2: Wow, that's really.

1284
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 4: Thing to that, like Lincoln Park. So what's up with

1285
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,919
Speaker 4: the parent names?

1286
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: It's Cisco, Nocchio, tag Tao te Yes, I would jazz jazz.

1287
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 2: I knew Jazz, I knew Nokio. We didn't know. So

1288
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 2: how did they get into all this? Like unleashed to Dragon, Well,

1289
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 2: they didn't do that. That was the dragon. They let

1290
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 2: the shortest nigger with the blondest hair. But like, let

1291
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 2: me pick the name. It was beyond.

1292
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 6: There were no body hotter than Cisco at the time

1293
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 6: in seventh grade for me. But the thing is is

1294
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 6: that that red leather suit he was he had his

1295
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 6: belly button out and I't even cares he had.

1296
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 2: A star tattooed on the belly, but kids thought he

1297
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 2: was cool.

1298
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 4: We had the noles pierced jokes were like, yo.

1299
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 2: My mom was bumping away from all. We were all

1300
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 2: listening Unleashed the Dragon. Still that one wasn't even the

1301
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 2: first record. Cisco's real name is k Andrew's Oh so basic.

1302
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 2: We gotta go listen.

1303
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 3: You can catch me in Sydney live at the Unofficial

1304
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 3: Expert at the Wild Project.

1305
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,439
Speaker 2: On May seventh at seven pm.

1306
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 3: Seven pm is gonna be all the way lit We're

1307
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 3: gonna have Maybe Lenston might be there. I mean he

1308
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 3: might be out thriving as a light skin person, so

1309
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 3: we don't know. And you can catch me at Reez

1310
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 3: on Instagram are e e e z y and then Sydney.

1311
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 2: You can getch me at just sid BW so this

1312
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 2: j ust.

1313
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: S y d BW we in these streets, baby, Make

1314
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: sure you tune into Insecure on HBO go and just

1315
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: watch all of Langston's scenes. Yes, and also go on

1316
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: iTunes to make sure you write a review, rate like share,

1317
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 1: like do all that shit so people know who we are.

1318
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 3: So we out here, okay, and share this podcast with

1319
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 3: your dark skin and your light skin friends, but probably

1320
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 3: not your white friends this episode, this is a podcast

1321
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 3: for everybody except for Langston's a younger brother. Anyway, Thank you,

1322
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 3: so thank you so much for listening. Can you say

1323
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 3: one nice thing about your brother before we go.

1324
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 2: He's got he's got a solid teeth, an ass, solid ass,

1325
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 2: a rut. They're not going anywhere, and I just want

1326
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 2: to let you know that I'm not dt F.

1327
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: Okay, sid.

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Speaker 2: You got the free ones. By God,