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Speaker 1: There's a few rules you need to know if you

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Speaker 1: ever have to cough or where, you do it directly

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Speaker 1: in your microphone, and you practice real hard so you

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Speaker 1: can be good doing words. The coffee one you do

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Speaker 1: every day. I do. I cough right into the microphone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what you're supposed to do me and I love

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Speaker 1: it when you do that. They lists just came out though,

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Speaker 1: of the top phrases that people get wrong that you

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Speaker 1: probably have been getting wrong your whole life. Let's go

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Speaker 1: over the real quick. I like learning new things. Yes,

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Speaker 1: beck and call and beck and call, So you say

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Speaker 1: you know I'm not at your beck and call? Is

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Speaker 1: it like beck b e c K. Is that what

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Speaker 1: k O N? Well, the phrase, I guess should always

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Speaker 1: And when you say you're at someone's beck end call,

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Speaker 1: you're saying you're immediately available whether they beckon or call.

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Speaker 1: So it's beck and call. That's one that I guess

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Speaker 1: a lot of people get wrong. How many people are

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Speaker 1: using that one? Still? Well, usually you say it like

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Speaker 1: in an aggressive situation, like I'm always at your beck

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Speaker 1: and call. You never do anything for me. Parents use

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Speaker 1: it a lot of discipline, Yeah, like when the kids

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Speaker 1: it's like go up into your room. You'll come upstairs

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Speaker 1: and you'll just ask me instead of shouting at me.

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Speaker 1: I'm the one who shouts in this house. Are you

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Speaker 1: to come here, I'm not you're back in gold You're

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Speaker 1: tell me you were doing something else when I said

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Speaker 1: what you were doing? That's a bald faced lie. Bald

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Speaker 1: face lie is another one that a lot of people

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Speaker 1: bold faced lie is actually wrong. No way, it's bald

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Speaker 1: faced lie. It would be better for bold face lie

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Speaker 1: me too, just like that's very bold, Like that's bold

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Speaker 1: I guess because the term bald face means shameless, deliberate,

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Speaker 1: Here's one that people say that they get wrong. And

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Speaker 1: one that people get wrong a lot coming down the pipe,

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Speaker 1: coming down the pipe, coming down the pipe, coming down

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Speaker 1: the pipe, mister, I means it's coming to you, directly

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Speaker 1: That what was going on? That's exactly what was going

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Speaker 1: on in my head, mister, And get out of my head,

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Speaker 1: or you got another spake coming down the pipe. Why

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Speaker 1: obnoxious to me too now. So anyway, make sure you

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Speaker 1: on TikTok and Instagram. After Jewel Show. You can follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, the Jebil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame to Mornings. Hello. Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Ted Thibidel. I was looking for Hannah. Yes, this

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Speaker 1: is Hannah. Hi, Hannah, how are you? I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call it inform you the cake that you ordered

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Speaker 1: for your father's birthday is on the way. It's being

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Speaker 1: that's great. I'm so glad. I hope you enjoy it,

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Speaker 1: and I hope it is not too nutty for you.

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Speaker 1: it is not too Nutti. Okay, excuse me, nuttie? Do

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Speaker 1: Because my father is very allergic to nuts. Please tell

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Speaker 1: cake with no nuts. That's right. I ordered the cake

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Speaker 1: with about ordering this I don't. No, I don't, and

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Speaker 1: wrong cake. I don't think y'all told me that you

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Speaker 1: asking if you know who that was. He needs to

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Speaker 1: go back and tell that employers. I don't want this

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Speaker 1: will sew you from now till eternity, your company, your

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Speaker 1: person that took to order you, the delivery persons, and

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Speaker 1: everybody else that's involved in this. This man is eighty

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Speaker 1: after he has survived everything else, including a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: I will you know, I don't Oh, I am so

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Speaker 1: frustrated right now. I could just you know what. I

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Speaker 1: don't want this damp cake. I don't care what I

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Speaker 1: don't care. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. I think what I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: Is that what I'm here? Don't want the cake? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I will then and all that. You know that this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: break on you. What. Yes, it's a joke. Your husband Pablo,

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks the Jubil Show on demand, It's time

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Speaker 1: Floor of the Roses only on the Jubil Show. Essa

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Speaker 1: of not that long, that's all a sudden. Your email

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Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend Mike might be cheating on her. Janessa,

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Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? I'm doing okay? How are

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Speaker 1: you guys doing? All right? I'm sure you're not awesome? Best?

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Speaker 1: So you said, do you think that your boyfriend of

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Speaker 1: not that long it is cheating on you? First of all,

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Speaker 1: six months, Okay, it's kind of long. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that time. Yeah, sure, yeah, Well not me. Why do

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Speaker 1: this is Jourban calling from flowers. I was looking for Mike.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm cheating on you? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewils dirty little Secret. Everybody

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Speaker 1: Well we know why you lied based on your story,

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Speaker 1: way that you broke your tailbone? What did you do that? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you know those like stripper workout videos? Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: heard of them. I've never actually I've tried. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do Stripper size, but you know, I haven't pursed

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Speaker 1: the DVDs yet. Yeah, so yeah, but I have heard

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00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, they have like classes, but I was

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Speaker 1: like too embarrassed to go to one of those classes.

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Speaker 1: So like, not only did I, you know, find the video,

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Speaker 1: but I ordered one of those poles for your house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I know where this is going. Yeah, so

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00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 1: you order you know, you like attach it to the

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Speaker 1: ceiling and the floor, and I like made sure with

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Speaker 1: secure and everything, and I was like really confident about

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00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: how it was going to go down. Um so I

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00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: started doing the workout and I was like splinging around

433
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Speaker 1: on it, and I clearly did not install it right

434
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 1: because it crashed down so hard, so fat that I

435
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: couldn't stop myself and just like shattered my tailbook. Oh

436
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: so that the pole actually fell on top of you

437
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: or oh yeah, it absolutely like not only did my

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00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: tailbone hit the ground, but I was still gripping the pole.

439
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: So you're still wrapped around the stripper pole and please

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Speaker 1: tell me you got that on video. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like so funny because I did get

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Speaker 1: it on video because I was like trying to watch

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Speaker 1: my form and you know, people post those videos, but

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Speaker 1: I am way too embarrassed. I mean, totally funny. You

445
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: should just like blow your face out. Oh yeah, if

446
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: you blow it out, I'd be okay. Oh there's the thought.

447
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Speaker 1: Do you know, will you actually you know, did you

448
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Speaker 1: get the strip of pole to practice for stripping or

449
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: was it just strictly fitness? It was like fitness, but

450
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: you know when you're also just like this might be

451
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: good for my self esteem, and then absolutely the opposite happened.

452
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so hot, like I'm gonna show them,

453
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Speaker 1: you know, I bring over. I want to show them

454
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Speaker 1: what I can do. The next guy that I meet

455
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Speaker 1: from Tender that I invite over here to Netflix and chill,

456
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Speaker 1: he's gonna see my stripper bowl and he's gonna ask

457
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: me about it and be like, yeah, I do the

458
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: stripple workout you want to see. And then he's gonna

459
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, this chick is so bomb. Yeah,

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00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: and then the next next thing, you know, you're in

461
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Speaker 1: a wheelchair. That's hilarious. Well, hopefully you post a video someday,

462
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Speaker 1: and if you do, send it to us because it

463
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: would love to see it. Please, I definitely would. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the I n N The Idiot News, no

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Speaker 1: work where idiots aren't just in the news they reports.

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00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: I forgot what to do here? Oh the day? Try

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Speaker 1: that one more time. Yeah, fourteen Wednesday, July fourteenth, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one. I'm jewal Fresh and the dinosaurs were wiped

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Speaker 1: out by the Ice Age, ancient civilizations were wiped out

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Speaker 1: by volcanoes, and the human race will soon be extinct,

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Speaker 1: all because of TikTok. Tell you why in just a second,

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: stay tuned to hear why a Real Housewives star is

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Speaker 1: being sued for something she gave to a woman that

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Speaker 1: was so vile they made her gravely ill. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: English Evan, And if you think being racist is a

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00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: good idea, I hate you. Okay, we'll get those stories

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Speaker 1: in just a second before for your first story. Today

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Speaker 1: in the I N N the Idians, they report the

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Speaker 1: news TikTok will be the end of the human race

483
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: because of all of the challenges and trends, and there's

484
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Speaker 1: a new one. People are now cleaning their teeth with

485
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Speaker 1: magic erasers, you know, the mister Clean magic erasers, and

486
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: dentists are saying, don't do that. Harsh chemicals that shouldn't

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00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: be in your body down those oh my gosh. Well yeah,

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00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: and so it's a neutron on TikTok and a lot

489
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: of people are doing it though, Yeah, like the tide

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00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: pause and everything like that, Like can you top that? Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Magic erasers is pretty bad. It's just

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Speaker 1: like you don't come on a tide pod. I guess

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00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: it's way more savage. But that's like one of the

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Speaker 1: first things that they teach you as a kid is

495
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: don't put cleaning supplies in your mouth. Yes, anyway, don't

496
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Speaker 1: use the mister Clean magic erasers to clean your teeth,

497
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Speaker 1: even though those things are amazing, like it can clean

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Speaker 1: up anything. Yeah, I don't use it on your walls,

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00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: on your paint walls. Right, you can take the paint

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Speaker 1: off the walls and it it doesn't even get wet or

501
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 1: anything like. So it's definitely not something you should be

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Speaker 1: putting in your body whatever is on. All right, that's

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Speaker 1: my story, humans being told something they shouldn't have to

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Speaker 1: be told. This is the I N and the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news, they

506
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: report the news. And for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over toy Alex fre Ash, who's

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Speaker 1: on location in Los Angeles, California, somewhere there. Real Housewives

509
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Speaker 1: of Beverly Hill star Lisa Vanderpump is being sued from

510
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Speaker 1: this woman because she gave her worms. Yeah, so, Lisa

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Speaker 1: a dog rescue organization and had a woman adopt a

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Speaker 1: puppy who had like a serious worm inffection, which ended

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Speaker 1: up giving it to the woman. And she had like

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00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: such a serious intestinal parasite so bad. Wait for it,

515
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 1: it's like your yours if you have like a sensitive stomach. Yes,

516
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: live eggs and worms were coming out of her mouth

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00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: parts front and back. Oh, front and back, live eggs. Well,

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00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: live worms and eggs. Oh god, whoa, whoa. I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize you could get worms from a dog like that, Like,

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Speaker 1: how long did that take? I didn't know that they

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00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: fell out of you. I didn't either. I thought they

522
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 1: stayed in. Well, they fall out of dogs when they

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00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: have the worm, so the guess it does the same

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00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: thing to humans. I didn't know that. God. Yeah, so

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00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: the lady was very ill. That's that sounds very pump rightly.

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00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: So yeah, the news articles said that Lisa said the

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00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: dog was in really good health condition and it definitely

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00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: wasn't dewormed or whatever. Clearly, we just got dogs a

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00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: little while ago, Alex, and I do remember the way.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, can we're rid of them?

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00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: Because I know I can do that. I do not

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00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: want warms falling out of my front and back. That's

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Speaker 1: all I have sending it back to you. This is

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Speaker 1: the I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

535
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. And

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00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: for our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on already English Evan, who's hopefully not making out of

538
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: the dog right now. No I am not. But so

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00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 1: if you're American, this intro is kind of for you.

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00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: So a tournament called the European Championship recently took place

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00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: where teams played a sport using primarily their feet, known

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00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: as football. You guys use that term for a game

543
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 1: played with your hands, but to call it soccer here,

544
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, which makes no sense, not played with your

545
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: socks anyway. So are you being rude? I'm not sorry.

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00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: That's just how I That's just how I am. England. Though,

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00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: we managed to get through to the final for the

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Speaker 1: first time in over fifty years, finally, finally, exactly Alex,

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00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: and then in the very final it came down to

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00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 1: penalty kicks, which is you know, like at the very

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00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: end of the game, you get to put it about

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00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: ten feet away from the goal and try and kick

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Speaker 1: it in. Well, well, the last three people to take

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00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: our penalty kicks they all missed and we ended up

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00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: losing the championship to Italy. But they all happened to

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00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: be black, and England erupted in racism and decided to

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00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: just like flood their social media's with racist comments. Wow,

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00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: putting like emojis of gorillas all over their stuff. It's

559
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: really disappointing more and it just completely ruined the tournament.

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00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: It showed like how ridiculous our nation is. Is like

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00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: a group of people, but unfortunately it's again it's like

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Speaker 1: a minority. It's not you know, a huge amount of

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00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: people that's displaying these comments, but it's just it's just

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00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: so upsetting disgusting. Yeah, that's terrible, and it's like, oh,

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00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: they support them when they're doing well, but as soon

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Speaker 1: as they're doing bad, Oh, let's be racist. Maybe if

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Speaker 1: you guys started calling in football, I mean like Asial

568
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: football or Colin soccer, wouldn't have that problem. Maybe very well,

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00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: hopefully some of those people lose their job, I hope.

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00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: So that's you're about to lose jobling and that means

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Speaker 1: the I n N as come to in him for

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Speaker 1: the day. Don't worry though, we're doing again at the

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Speaker 1: same time tomorrow yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job. And that was the

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Speaker 1: I n N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. Tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow same time for another very hard that was super hard?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't it a harder one? Tomorrow hit you report from

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Speaker 1: the I n N News News The Jubil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another jubil phone frame today morning, So that's one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins called from Technologies Brandon. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing. I'm good, Hey, Pete, how are you doing good?

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00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: So we have this job interview schedule right about now?

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00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: You still good? Absolutely, I'm I'm ready all right. Um, well,

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00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: thank you for answering our Craigslist ad for the position.

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00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: I guess we can just get started with a real

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00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: quick phone interview. Why don't you tell me a little

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Speaker 1: bit more about yourself where you're from? Um? Oh, a

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00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: little bit about me. I'm originally from Baltimore, moved around

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00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: after college. And uh, I mean he's got family. You're

591
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: gonna drop that family? How quick are gonna make me

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00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: your family? I'm so sorry about that. I apologize. I okay,

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00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: full disclosure. Before this job, I had another job, and

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Speaker 1: um I was I went by the name Silky Fine,

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00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: and I was a pamp so every once in a

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00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: while I snapped into that. So anyway, sorry about that.

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00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with this job though, currently. So tell

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00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: me a little bit more about your experience with customer service. Oh.

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00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say. I guess you're cleaning

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00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: your act up like you don't know what the sayd

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00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: will tell you what say. You're gonna get out there,

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00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: gonna make the phon calls. You gonna make the people

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00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: Happy're gonna get some customer service. I mean, the customers

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00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: gonna happy, gonna be smiling, gonna be happy. Yeah, get

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00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: out there. We do. We will make the customers happy.

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00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: You will make the customers happy. You're right, you make

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00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: the customers happy. Silky Fine will make sure you make

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Speaker 1: the customers happy. You understand that, Brandon, These are my phone.

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00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: These are my phone. A little these are my phones,

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00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: all right? This looks like your phone. Hey, you want

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00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: to hold this phone. You want to hold this phone.

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00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: You can hold this phone for a minute. But that's

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Speaker 1: my phone. Pete, Silkie, Pete, Okay, I blocked out for

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Speaker 1: a moment. Brandon, It's okay, Pete. I don't want to

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00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: get you back into it, so I'm not gonna say

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Speaker 1: the name. Um. You don't want to. You don't want

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00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: to get the Silkie Fine back into it. Get out

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00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: there and make some phone calls, Brandon, Brandon, you will

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Speaker 1: start making those phone calls right now. Get some customer satisfied, brandified,

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00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: Brandon fied that's what you're gonna do. You get out

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Speaker 1: there and make a brand of fied satisfied cut some eyes.

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00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: Whoa Pete, Pete Peach or Silkie. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how I've been trapped on the phone

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00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: this song. I'll tell you why he's telling the phone

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Speaker 1: because my dumb And then when in the ears and

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00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: you got hypnotized, you don't even know it's silky mister fine,

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00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: mister Silkie fine. Okay, yeah, that's correct. You address me

628
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: to Silkie Fine, silk fines now listening, let me talk

629
00:32:54,840 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: to Pete. I need to speak to Pete um Brandon's Brandon. Yes, Pete,

630
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I I'm blacked out again while we were just talking

631
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: about I'm well aware we were talking and Pete, I

632
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: really appreciate your time. I don't really know if this

633
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: position is right for me. But we haven't even really

634
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: gotten started with the interview yet. I haven't even asked.

635
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: You know, we've we've we've gone through some stuff, me

636
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: and some of your friends, some of my friends. Yeah, yeah,

637
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: there's been some other folks that have been talking. Brandon.

638
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: I apologize. I must have had a flashback and was

639
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: was my old self with you. Huh yeah, Pete. So

640
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Appreciate your time. That's a part

641
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: of my past. Like I said, I don't like silky

642
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: fine comes out every now and then and no, no, no,

643
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: it's a nice guy. That's great, that's wonderful. I really

644
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: appreciate your time. I don't think that this job is

645
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: right for me. I hope that you find somebody to

646
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: fill the position and you also get some help for yourself. Okay,

647
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: I'll try to do that. Before I do that, though,

648
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: I'll let you know it's a phone prank. I will

649
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: do that. But yeah, this is actually Jewel from The

650
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your friend

651
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: Tommy set you up. He said, you've been looking at

652
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: for a job, so we made a fake Craigslist posting

653
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: and thought we'd call you for an interview. I can't

654
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: believe I was talking to a guy named Pete and

655
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: Sulki humming and fine. So if I've been letting people

656
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: know since I was like a load of center piece,

657
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: tell you know what I'm saying. I guess I do

658
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: know what you're saying. I can't believe he staved on

659
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: the phone that long what's a testament to how good

660
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: of a customer service? Car Seriously wake up every morning

661
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: with Jewil phone pranks The Jewil Show on demand First

662
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: Date follow Up Ciel is on the phone for a

663
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: first date follow up today and she says that she

664
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: met a guy named Terrence and their first date was

665
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: to the beach and they had some smoores. Wow, but

666
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: now he's not calling her back and she wants more more.

667
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: Some fammy went all the way around the world for

668
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: that terrible joke. And Ariel's on the phone right now.

669
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: Though that is the first part of that was actually

670
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: the whole thing is basically true. She said that they

671
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: she met this dude, they went to the beach at

672
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: a bonfire and some smores, and now he's not calling

673
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: her back. Before we get into the story of how

674
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 1: you met Terrence and all that kind of stuff, Ariel,

675
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you talked to him? Yeah,

676
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: it's been like two weeks. Two weeks, all right? How

677
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: many times you've reached out to him in that two weeks.

678
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: I've reached out to him the date after the date,

679
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: and then a few days later, and then I reached

680
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: out to him again, like two days ago. So three

681
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: times in two weeks. Yeah, and he hasn't responded at all. Nope.

682
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: At least she didn't go too hard like some people

683
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: go thirsty with it. Yeah, I was trying not to.

684
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: I was very tempted. You're definitely getting ghosted though two weeks.

685
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: There is a lot of times, well, what'd you guys

686
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: do for your date? So we actually went to the beach. Um,

687
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: we so we masched on tender and you know, chatted

688
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: a bit first and decided you want to date, and

689
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: you know, he recommended the beach and when he took

690
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: me there, there was bonfire going on and we made

691
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: some moores and I had like amazing time. Yeah that

692
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: sounds very romantic. Yeah, it was super romantic. And I

693
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: was also just really really attracted to him, like probably

694
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: more attracted than I've ever been to anyone. Wow. Yeah,

695
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: I felt like it was mutual. I'm just really confused. Okay,

696
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: So it felt like it was mutual that he was

697
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: as attracted to you as you are to him, but

698
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. Yeah, and I've been like

699
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what it could be because it

700
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: felt like I don't know, so that the only issue

701
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: that I could possibly think of was that I did

702
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: keep getting smoke in my eyes from the fire, so

703
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: I would like scoot away sometimes. I don't know if

704
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: he thought I was like scooting away from him, um,

705
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: and if that made things weird, I can't figure out,

706
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 1: Like what the shift was pretty obvious, like when you're

707
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: getting blown out of the water, Yeah, by fir smoke.

708
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: Unless he picked up completely wrong signals, it probably didn't

709
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: think you were scooting away from him. And also, if

710
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: he's the most attractive person that you've ever the person

711
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: that you said you've probably found the most attractive in

712
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: your life, you probably were making it pretty obvious you

713
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: were into him. Yeah, that's what's weird too. And I

714
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: don't know if it's like just smoke in my eyes

715
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: that looked like I was crying or something that came

716
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: across crazy. I can't figure it out. Maybe yeah, maybe

717
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: though you were just sitting there crying about how hot

718
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: he was. That would be weird. Well how did the

719
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: date end? I mean, he like, you know, took me home,

720
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: dropped me off. It was like there wasn't a kiss

721
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: or anything, which I expected there to be, or I

722
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: was like I don't know, maybe he's a gentleman. I

723
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: just just thrown off by the whole thing. Okay, So

724
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: he didn't even go in for a hug. No, did

725
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: he seem cold, No, like, he seemed really warm. He

726
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: seems like into me. But I don't know if that

727
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: was like in my head, he was friendly, he was

728
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: nice when he said goodbye, but I was like, oh,

729
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: he's not making a move. Okay, Okay, So if what

730
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: if it's just like he just doesn't, you know, vibe

731
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, I guess I would just be confused

732
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: because it seems like in the beginning of the day

733
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: he really vibed with me, you know, okay, And no

734
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: other reason other than maybe the smoke got in your

735
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: eyes while you were at the beach and there was

736
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: the fire, so it might it looked like you were crying,

737
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: or you were also kind of scooting around trying to

738
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: get away from the smoke. Might look like you're trying

739
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: to get away from him. Nothing other than that, nothing

740
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: that I can possibly think of. Did you cook his smalls?

741
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: Because you might have cooked his small's wrong? Do you

742
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 1: know what? I really didn't? We cooked our own. It

743
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: was all good. We like joked about it. It was,

744
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: you know, we were laughing and being grateful, like Gid.

745
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Maybe it's because he didn't cook his smores,

746
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: get it smalls. Yeah, that was a sex joke. Well,

747
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then call him

748
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why he's not

749
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: gonna back to you. Okay, all right, hang on, we'll

750
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: do next. It's a Jewel show. She's just joining us

751
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: to the right in the middle of our first date

752
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: follow up and on the phone right now is Ariel.

753
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: She's not getting a call back from a dude named Terence.

754
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: She said that he's literally the most amazing looking person

755
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: she's ever been out on a date with ever. Is

756
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: that nuts correct, right, Ariel? Oh, honestly, totally correct. And

757
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: I want to see this guy, Yeah, I know, I know,

758
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: I kind of want to see if I see how

759
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: he looks too now. And then went to the beach.

760
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: They had a bonfire, roasted some smores, and after that

761
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: he dropped her off. No kiss, no nothing. Hasn't talked

762
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: to her in two weeks, and she has no idea

763
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: why she's getting ghosted. The only reason that Ariel can

764
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: think is that there was a bunch of smoke from

765
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: the fire, so she was trying to scoot away from it.

766
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: Might have looked like she was trying to scoot away

767
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: from the hottest man ever. Also, smoke in the eyes

768
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: might have looked like she was crying about something. Maybe

769
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: he thinks she's crazy. Those are the only things that

770
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: Ariel can think of. So we're about to call him

771
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: right now and figure out why she's getting ghost at Ariel,

772
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 1: are you ready to go? Any last words? I'm ready?

773
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: Those are some good last words, famous last words. All right,

774
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm the Dallas one right now here we go? Hello,

775
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: I might I speak to Terence? Please? Yeah? Speaking nice?

776
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: What's up Terrence? How are you? How are you? How

777
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: are you? Who's this? Not too bad? Thank you for asking.

778
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

779
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: This is Alex fresh from the Jewel Show. This is

780
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: English Evan from the Jewil Show. It's a radio show. No,

781
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: no cool? What's up? Have you heard of it before? Yes?

782
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: I am okay. Have you ever heard of a first

783
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: date follow up before? Yeah? Okay? So you know basically

784
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: what that is is if you go out on a

785
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: date with someone and then end up ghosting them. They

786
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and

787
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: figure out why. So why do you think we're calling you?

788
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: I see how good you are a math putting two

789
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: and two together. Well, uh, I'm guessing you're calling me

790
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: about a date. Somebody emailed us about your terrence. They

791
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: said they went on a day with you, and you've

792
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: been ghosting them for two weeks and they want to

793
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: know why. Okay, okay, yeah, do you know who it is?

794
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: I do? A face is definitely coming into into my mind.

795
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: Her name's Ariel, yep, like little Mermaid. Why aren't you

796
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: calling her back? She said? When we talked to her

797
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: about your day, she told us how you went to

798
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: the beach, roasted some s'mores, all that fun stuff. And

799
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: she also said that you are the hottest person she's

800
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: ever seen in her entire life. Wow, not know about

801
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: about the last part. You know, she was very attractive too.

802
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: She's up there, you know, she's um. You know, we

803
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: had a great time. We had a really great time.

804
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: It was just uh, I just felt like I was,

805
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: you know, being catfished a little bit. Ji. Okay, she

806
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: didn't look like her pictures then, No, I guess it's

807
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: not the traditional catfish. It's like she she catfished her age.

808
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: You know, she lied about her age. Yeah, she aged fished.

809
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: If you will, I guess. Yeah, what did she say

810
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: that or how old did she say she was? Well,

811
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: you know, she said she was twenty three on her

812
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 1: you know, kinder profile, and I'm twenty six, and in

813
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: reality she was actually around Jesus's age when he passed,

814
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: you know, like thirty three thirty four. You know, are

815
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: you guysing or do you know? No, I know she was.

816
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: She's thirty three going on thirty four. Okay, So she

817
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: led in her profile and then it came up in conversation. Yeah,

818
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: did you ask her about it? No? But I thought

819
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: really hard about it, you know. You know, for me,

820
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: I feel like having kids very important and knowing somebody

821
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: for a long time was really important, and I just

822
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: feel like I wouldn't have a lot of time to

823
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:21,439
Speaker 1: really get to know her before you know, it's down.

824
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just kind of the age gap

825
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: is a little too. It's it's the age gap and

826
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: not the fact that she lied to you about her age.

827
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a it's a little bit of both.

828
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: That's a huge difference in age. It is big. She

829
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: said she was twenty three and she's thirty three. Yeah,

830
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: that's a big swing. She really missed them out, like

831
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: is she young looking or she like an older thirty

832
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: three looking is? No, no, she and she's young looking

833
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: like she. I did not think she was gonna say

834
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: she's she was thirty three. Ten years is a lot

835
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: to lie about though on your profile, like about your age.

836
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: Just go a couple of years something reasonable. Thank you

837
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: for telling us how to appreciate that. Will make sure

838
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: to let her know that the reason you're not calling

839
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: her back is because, oh you already let her know

840
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: because she's on the line listening and wants to talk

841
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, Hi, right now, yea, yeah, Hey, Hey,

842
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: I guess I'm sorry I lied. I guess, well, well,

843
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't, you know, bring it up to

844
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: you and kind of just told told the whole radio

845
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: station before telling you. But yeah, why do you lie

846
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: about your age? I guess I just feel like everyone

847
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: lies about their age, Like I've been on tender dates

848
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: with guys who definitely lied about their age, and I

849
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: guess I just assume everybody did it. No, I've never

850
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: met anyone that lied about their age. I don't think

851
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: people really do that. I'll never lied about my age.

852
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't think it was a big deal.

853
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: You're lying though on your day. What if, like he's

854
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: twenty six, what if you want someone younger than him? Yeah,

855
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: I guess I think. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't

856
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: think it was a big deal. M It is a

857
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: big deal though, because you're also starting the relationship on

858
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: a lie, like that's not a good way to start. Oh,

859
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: I guess I thought if I lied and went lower,

860
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,479
Speaker 1: I'd get closer to guys my age. So you're lying

861
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: to get close to close enough to people who lie

862
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: about their age to get close enough to their real age,

863
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: instead of just finding someone who's not lying about their age.

864
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: I guess when you say it like that, it sounds

865
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: a little crazy, Yeah, gambling. Yeah, I don't think that

866
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: many people are lying about their age. I mean, yeah,

867
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: and you know it's not just the whole age thing,

868
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: it's just the you know you kind of lying thing. Well,

869
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: I guess. But even outside of Lyne, if i'd said

870
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: I was thirty three, would you match with me? Um? Yeah, absolutely?

871
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: I love cougars. Whit, don't worry about it. Hey, would

872
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Ariel? We'll

873
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: pay for it. No, No, I want to hear what

874
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: you just said. What did you just call me? I say,

875
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: yeah most of the date. No, No, did you call me?

876
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: Did you feel me a cougar? Yeah? But not on

877
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: a purpose? Wow. I did not expect you to called

878
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: a couer to day. This is not where I saw

879
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: my date going. Sorry, are you going another day with me? Though?

880
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: I mean I think you might have been fine until

881
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: the cougar comment. I guess between you calling me a

882
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: cougar and me lying, I feel like we'll probably even. Hey,

883
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that logic. You want to

884
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: go out with him again? I do? This is really weird. Yeah,

885
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: you are confusing. This is destined for success, this couple. Yeah,

886
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: invite us to the wedding. Okay, okay, okay, Sure we'll

887
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: see Jubils first date, follow up the Jubils Show on

888
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret sign for your dirty little

889
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: secret text in four one oh six one. If you

890
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything

891
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: you want, literally anything. Nobody knows who you are your

892
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: voice isn't as recognizable as you think it is. Also,

893
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous, so nobody will know that it's

894
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: you telling your dirty little secret. That's why everybody gets

895
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname in on the phone right now

896
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: to tell us the dirty little secret. Because English Evan,

897
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 1: are you hello? English? Even? Where is English even? Nope?

898
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: Not here. His nose has been running all morning, so

899
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: he's been about it's not back yet. He's in the

900
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: bathroom still. So English Evans running nose is actually on

901
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: the phone. Hello, English Evans, runny knows how are you? Hello? Hi,

902
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: you sound pretty good for a runny nose. Thank you

903
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: very much. Yeah, no problem. So what's your dirty little secret? Well,

904
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: I okay, So my husband and I we like to

905
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: go out to eat pretty often, and I mean everyone

906
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,959
Speaker 1: knows there's a huge weight at all these restaurants now,

907
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: and the weights have been so bad lately. Yeah, well

908
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: it'skay better. I feel like, yeah, yeah when since things

909
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: have like opened up, but the capacity thing was like

910
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: it was a struggle to even like find anywhere to eat.

911
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: Right when they first started barely opening up restaurants and

912
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, we're at two percent capacity, so we

913
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: can only allow one of you in at a time.

914
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: Or but now that people can actually go out, restaurants

915
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: seem to be packed, which is good thing for the economy,

916
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: but like a bad thing if you want to if

917
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: you're impatient like me, I don't like waiting at all. Yeah,

918
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: I actually I hate waiting. I really can't stand the

919
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: way and like sometimes it's a long wait, like not

920
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: just like five minutes. I mean we're talking our weight, yeah,

921
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: but whatever. So usually what we do to try to

922
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: like speed that weight up. I guess you can say

923
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: is when we walk in, I'll go put my name down,

924
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: and he'll kind of hang back a little bit, and

925
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: you know, he won't go up to the host to

926
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: stand with me on by myself. Let make say, if

927
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: I can guess it, Okay, Oh, you're distracting the host

928
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: with giving them a name, right, they're talking to you.

929
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: He hangs back. You distract them, and then he runs

930
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: in the restaurant and sits down at an open table

931
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: and still like a no. But that is a pretty

932
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: good idea though, But no, we don't do that. So

933
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: what do you do? Well? I mean I guess some

934
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: would maybe consider it similar but no, okay, So you know,

935
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: I'll go to the host is Stan, and let's say

936
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: like ten to fifteen minutes later, they call a name,

937
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: and let's say it's John, you know, and if no

938
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: one gets up right away, we'll get up and say, oh,

939
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 1: that's our table, and we'll claim the table unless someone

940
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: John comes up, whoever's table it is, then I'll just

941
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: act confuse me like, oh, I'm so sorry, I thought

942
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: they sit John, you know, my husband's name. And so

943
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,479
Speaker 1: you jack somebody else's table, your table jacking you act

944
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: like it was your name, but you know it's not.

945
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, people leave, so you know, we

946
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: think that's the best way to get the table, you know.

947
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 1: And to be fair, I'll say this, we don't get

948
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: caught as often as you think. I mean, there's been

949
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: a few times, and you know, obviously we miss out

950
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: on the table. But for the most part, this is

951
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: a system that really works. From well, yeah, absolutely, that's

952
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: a life hack right there. I think we will start

953
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: doing that when we go to restaurants. Well we don't

954
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: really need to, yeah, because the restaurants tru we go to,

955
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: I mean, now they're like open, they don't really have

956
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: a weight, right, But if they did and they know

957
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: us and they just said they actually get us in

958
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: line before other people, I think that's true. But we

959
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: go to the same place, Alex and I remember by

960
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: the wa if he didn't know that, I have to

961
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: say that for new listeners, they didn't know that. If

962
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 1: you're an old listener already knows that a noisy, I'm sorry.

963
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: I have to say that. We were married, So we

964
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: go off to dinner a lot together because that's what

965
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: married people do. Well sometimes some don't ever, But anyway,

966
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: we always go to like the same two places, so

967
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: we never have to wait there anyway, because they're like, hey,

968
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 1: you're pretty much keeping the restaurant alive, so you get

969
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: a table when you show up. See you guys have

970
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: your own map there we go, just go to the

971
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: one same place every single time. Well, thank you very

972
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 1: much for your life back and your dirty little secret.

973
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me share. I can't believe I just

974
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: said that. Thank you. If I'm ever at a restaurant

975
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: and I put my name in and they called Jebil

976
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: and someone else stands up and pretends it's they're me,

977
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know it's you. Because of you. Yeah, it

978
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: would be me, It would definitely be me. What's your

979
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret? The Jewil Show on Demand and welcome back.

980
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: My name is Dirk Winkler, and it's time for America's

981
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: favorite game show that you've never heard of before, but

982
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: it's your favorite game show that you've loved since you

983
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: were a child. It's called phone sex right here on

984
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show. And no, that isn't your call up.

985
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: And we have some delicious phone loving. That means that

986
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: we've got third row Jonas Brothers tickets to get away,

987
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: and the way to win them is by having little

988
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: phones sere goodness. The game is this, It's pretty simple.

989
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: All you have to do is guess the sex of

990
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: the person on the next line. So we'll take a

991
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: phone call and then we'll ask that person to guess

992
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: the sas okay of another phone line twice now so

993
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: you shouldn't get that. And then if they get it right,

994
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 1: they will win third row Joe Brow ticks. That is close.

995
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: If they get it wrong, then the person that is

996
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 1: on the other line they get the third row ticks,

997
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: and then the person that guessed just get some regular ticks.

998
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: O general mission. So everybody's everybody. Everybody gets lucky when

999
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: we play phone Sex. Okay, So is it is whatever

1000
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: they identify with too? So is it he, she or them? Okay,

1001
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: I'm let's go to line one. I'm just picking up

1002
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: a random line. So I don't know who. I don't

1003
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: even know who's on. I'm guessing Amanda. You're guessing Amanda,

1004
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: So she is them? Okay? Hello? Is this Amanda? Hello? Hello?

1005
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: Who is this a lady? My name is Emily, Emily close?

1006
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: All right, Emily. So you know the name of the game, right, Um,

1007
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: kind of the name of the game is phone Sex. Okay,

1008
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: And we have the third row Jonas Brothers tickets on line.

1009
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: All you have to do is pretty simple. I'm gonna

1010
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: pick up another line after you have to guess what

1011
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: the sex is of the person. You have to guess

1012
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: what the sex in what the sex is of the

1013
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: next phone line that I pick up, whether it's a heat,

1014
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: a sheet, or them. Yeah, however they identify and if

1015
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: you get it right. If you get it right, you

1016
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: win the third row Joe bro Ticks. If you get

1017
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,919
Speaker 1: it wrong, they win the third row Joe bro Ticks.

1018
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: And maybe they'll take you either way. If you get

1019
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: it wrong, you will win a pair of like general

1020
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: admission tickets. You okay, okay, So here we go. The game.

1021
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: It's called phone Sex. Emily's on the line right now,

1022
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 1: and Emily, first, I'm gonna let you choose which line

1023
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,439
Speaker 1: you want me to pick up from one to eight.

1024
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 1: That's right. We have eight lines, except don't pick line

1025
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: one because that's you. So a line two to eight? Um, seven,

1026
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: you want to pick up line seven? Lucky number seven? Yeah?

1027
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: Why why number seven? Because my son told me to

1028
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: pick up seven? All right, good luck? All right, your

1029
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: son told you to pick up line seven. He's about

1030
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: to be grounded if he's wrong. I'm about to I'm

1031
00:54:54,960 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: about to pick up line seven. First. Since the game

1032
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: is called phone sex, what do you think? What do

1033
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: you think is online seven? He? She? Or them? She?

1034
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: You're thinking it's a she? Okay, yeah, because it's Jonas

1035
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: Brothers concert. I was just thinking of yeah, pretty smart

1036
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: in general, So good luck, okay, good luck. I just

1037
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: picked up line seven. I haven't brought them up so

1038
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: they can talk to you yet. We'll see who it is.

1039
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: But that's very good reasoning right there, thinking that it

1040
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: must be a she because it's a Joe Bros. Concert.

1041
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: And remember, if you get it right, you get the

1042
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 1: third row tickets and the person on the phone gets

1043
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: just regular general admission tickets. Yeah, and if you get

1044
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: it wrong, they get the third row tickets and you

1045
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: get the achy tikies. Okay, I'm gonna take the line

1046
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Speaker 1: right now. Hello, line number seven? Does that mean it depends?

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00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: What's your name? Caitlyn? Okay? Oh? Yes, this the only

1048
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: other line I picked up. So Caitlyn, say hi to Emily,

1049
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: who was online one. Oh hi Emily, Hi Caitlin. You

1050
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: guys sound exactly person. That's why I couldn't tell. I

1051
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: was like, okay, so you guys are the same person

1052
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: or you're different people. I'm not sure. Yeah, Emily, Oh

1053
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: are you cheating? Is it is this Emily? On both lines?

1054
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: Come back to alright? No, so Emily, Emily guessed that

1055
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: Caitlin is a she? Or how do you identify Caitlin.

1056
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: We'll see if Emily's right or wrong. I do identify

1057
00:56:55,560 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: ass she who good job and conquer adulations. Emily, guess

1058
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: what you just scored third row Joe Brow tickets. That's right, Caitlin,

1059
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 1: don't hang up either because you get to sit general

1060
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: admission for the Joe Bros. Pull to you, guys are

1061
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: going to the Joe Bros like long lost sister. All right,

1062
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: congratulations you guys hang online? All right, Okay, I think

1063
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: that was pretty successful. Yeah, congrats A tune in tomorrow

1064
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: when you give away second row tickets and first row

1065
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: tickets on Friday with another exciting round of phone sex.

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Speaker 1: Did Jebel Show on Demand