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Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We're gonna talk about miss Anne.

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Speaker 1: years old. She was killed. They say. The shooter is

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Speaker 1: described as a white man in a red pickup truck.

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Speaker 1: Police down there say they don't know the reason. Two

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Speaker 1: employees of the DoubleTree Hotel in Portland, Oregon had been

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Speaker 1: fired over a situation involving a young black man was

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Speaker 1: captured on video. Jermaine Massey was a guest of the hotel.

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Speaker 1: He was in town to attend a concert. He was

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Speaker 1: in the lobby speaking to his mother on his cell

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Speaker 1: phone when the seventy one year old white security guard

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Speaker 1: guy named Earl Wesley Myers, told him to leave the premises,

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Speaker 1: and he called the cops. Why are they coming? They're

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Speaker 1: scoring you off the property? Because what and I'm staying here?

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Speaker 1: Not anymore? How am I loitering in an area that

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Speaker 1: is public? So this area is off limits after a

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Speaker 1: certain time only if you're a guest. I am a guy.

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Speaker 1: Young mister Massey showed his room key to the hotel manager,

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Speaker 1: who still told him to leave, saying that Myers wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have called the cops if something wasn't wrong. A cop comes,

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Speaker 1: he makes the he makes the young man leave. Jermaine

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Speaker 1: Massey leave, He complies, He leaves, checks into another hotel.

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Speaker 1: The police claims in his report that Jermaine Massey was

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Speaker 1: screaming and hollering and saying everything was racist, even though

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Speaker 1: the video doesn't show any of that. None of that. Again,

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Speaker 1: the Double Tree Portland says it's dismissed the security guard

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Speaker 1: in the hotel manager. Despite the fact that the government

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Speaker 1: remains in partial shutdown, President Trump has gone ahead and

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Speaker 1: signed an executive order freezing pay for federal workers in

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. The President center notice to Congress last August

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Speaker 1: saying that quote, we must maintain efforts to put our

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Speaker 1: nation on a fiscally sustainable course, and federal budgets cannot

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Speaker 1: sustain pay increases. According to a data base called fact Checker,

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Speaker 1: president Trump has issued a lot of false statements and

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Speaker 1: misleading claims. Example, he says lad they say. Last January,

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Speaker 1: second fact Checker series that the President made false claims

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Speaker 1: about three of his favorite type dockets in just a

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Speaker 1: two hour span, Iran, The New York Times, and Hillary

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Speaker 1: Clinton and even took credit for having the best and

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Speaker 1: safest year on record for commercial aviation and even though

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Speaker 1: there hadn't been any commercial plane crashes in the US

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Speaker 1: since two thousand and nine. We now all know who'll

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Speaker 1: be competing for college football's national championship, Alabama's Crimson Title

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00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: phase off against the Clemson Tigers on January seventh. And finally,

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Speaker 1: the movie Aquaman continues to swim over everything else in

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Speaker 1: the box office fifty two million over this weekend. This

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Speaker 1: has been answered for the news. Now back to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show? All right,

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you guys some questions. These are

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Speaker 1: some questions that we found on Reddit dot com. Steve,

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Speaker 1: what job do you have zero experience in but are

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Speaker 1: confident you could do successfully? President of un I could

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Speaker 1: do it now. I used to didn't feel that way

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Speaker 1: when Obama was in. I didn't think God could do

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Speaker 1: it at all. But now he got that right off

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Speaker 1: the top of my head. And then you didn't even

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Speaker 1: make that in a question. I love that. No, this

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Speaker 1: is a bolt. I don't need that in a question.

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Speaker 1: I bet you I can do it. I can't do

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Speaker 1: it no worse, damn, I'm gonna make some mistake. But

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Speaker 1: I take a couple of things I wouldn't have done,

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Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't have done a travel band. I ain't

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Speaker 1: saying nothing about sexuality in the military. Never old my damn.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who in that kid? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't get And then I wouldn't have asked me

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Speaker 1: myself to come up day in January. If I'd have

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Speaker 1: knew I was gonna be all type of hunkle toms

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Speaker 1: and coons, he told you to stay. Hey, wait, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would have never asked my ass to come up there.

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Speaker 1: If i'd have known what y'all was gonna do to

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Speaker 1: me up there, I'd have just said nah to yourself.

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Speaker 1: I called the Obama transition team and everybody saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm nah. I thought I'm being a good American. I

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Speaker 1: got up there. You got to with me? Actually, damn

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Speaker 1: what I come up I didn't know you what I thought.

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Speaker 1: I was doing the right thing. I really feel in

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Speaker 1: my heart I did the right thing. But you know,

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Speaker 1: after that, knowing what I know now, what you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: asked you to, I wouldn't ask me to. I was

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Speaker 1: nephew cool after that. I didn't ask a lot of

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Speaker 1: people that come up there. They went to but not

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Speaker 1: the president. Man right, and people don't even understand how

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Speaker 1: God work. He don't even understand. He takes what looks

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Speaker 1: like your darkest moment, and if you just keep the faith,

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Speaker 1: he got something. All things work for the good. Them

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Speaker 1: who loved the Lord God. No, I love it now.

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Speaker 1: I ain't perfect, but I do love him, though, and

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Speaker 1: he keeps showing up in my life, man, just like

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Speaker 1: he yours. I mean, look at all the wrong stuff

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Speaker 1: you'ven't done, and then look at where you at to day. Now,

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Speaker 1: technically we have no business being here, Lord Lord, ain't that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's grace and we all benefit from his grace. But

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Speaker 1: we act like we don't. But you know, didn't here

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Speaker 1: come them hate us? Right? All right, we'll have more

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Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yay, it's time for comedy roulette.

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Speaker 1: You gotta explain it. Yeah, you test out coming ability

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Speaker 1: each week. Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel.

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Speaker 1: It's been the wheel. Wets stop, lets stop. We'll do

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Speaker 1: the damn thing. All right, Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Number one, if you have a car, why is there

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Speaker 1: a bus pass in your wallet? Right? Here's another one.

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Speaker 1: Number two that's funny. That baby don't look nothing like you.

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Speaker 1: That's the real. Number three. I'm not a scary person.

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Speaker 1: But yeah. Number four, man, while you let your wife

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Speaker 1: boss you around? Oh oh, we could do that one

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Speaker 1: o yeah yeah. And number five, I got your trick

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Speaker 1: or treat right here. I got you treat right here.

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Speaker 1: I spend It's fun, the will it's got to be

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Speaker 1: the last one. No, right, it is Halloween. I like,

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Speaker 1: come on, what you got? What you got. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a scary person. Okay, I like this, I like this.

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Speaker 1: Let me have this, let me start this thing off. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with you the body, but somebody got

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Speaker 1: to be in there with me. Okay, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: in there by, My damn, I'm going there and I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonnaway up there right right, I can see him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I respects. I'm out of here. Yeah, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a scary person, but can you turn this out?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. No, No, I'm nervous. I know it's thirty

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Speaker 1: degrees outside, but it's thirty in hit too. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gets nervous. Ain't scared, but I'm nervous. All right. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a scared person. But but just

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Speaker 1: for the night, we're gonna sleep with all these lights on.

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Speaker 1: We need these lights right while I'm in hit By. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a scary person, but if I hear some

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Speaker 1: tire screeching close to me, I pee on myself. Keep

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Speaker 1: that is true. I've seen him. I'm not a scary person.

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Speaker 1: But and we've all probably done this. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: been in the shower and you sweat? To god, somebody

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Speaker 1: ran past the shower? What was that? What was that?

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Speaker 1: But you got you got the curtain in your chest.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what. I'm normally not a scary person.

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Speaker 1: I know not, but I keep little over there at

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Speaker 1: that baby, something like that baby don't feel I don't

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Speaker 1: know what it is, but that baby scared me. First

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Speaker 1: of all. He got too many muscles to me too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this baby, don't trust it. I'm not. I ain't scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling ain't scared. I'm just gonna go to the

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Speaker 1: edge of the woods and take a look. If I

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Speaker 1: don't see you, then I just but I'm not going

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Speaker 1: all the way. No, I can't do it. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I ain't really a scary person. But I don't shake

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Speaker 1: hands with people that it ain't got all their fingers

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna jump. It's just a weird feeling and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump. Yeah, I'm gonna do one to steve

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Speaker 1: close to that hut. I'm not a scary person. But

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Speaker 1: if I go to church and I'm sitting next to

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Speaker 1: somebody who starts rocking, I got to change my seat. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need to slide down God Jesus, all right, we'll

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Speaker 1: be back with nephew Tommy's frank phone. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, right

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Speaker 1: about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next,

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Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy right here with today's frank phone. Call. What

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Speaker 1: you got nef? Your son too fat? Tommy fat? They

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Speaker 1: with me one more time? Your son too fat? Here? Here? Here?

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Speaker 1: Were you overweighted as a child? Change? Oh yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: overweighted as an adult. I can tell. I can tell

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Speaker 1: he's still bitter about it. Let it go, yes, jeans

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Speaker 1: and said husky on the back. Yes I'm still better. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: run your son too fat? Hello. Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: reach Kathy. Please. This is her. Hi Kathy, this is Kirby.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually the owner at the daycare for mine's daycare

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Speaker 1: where your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm sure you're

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Speaker 1: a familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir, all right,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm good? Oh, how's a

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Speaker 1: little a little divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's

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Speaker 1: laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys have been

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Speaker 1: coming here, I guess about a year now, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give

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Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some informations I

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Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is

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Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean? Is he getting U meals

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Speaker 1: every time he's supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no

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Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh as short as

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Speaker 1: the food? No, sir, My husband works real good. We

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Speaker 1: don't have a problem with as short as the food.

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Speaker 1: Is there a problem with him? Well, you know we're

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Speaker 1: looking at the records and look Levinus too, Yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: Have you looked at the comparison of two year olds

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Speaker 1: the majority of two year olds and in comparison to

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Speaker 1: I guess I should say size in comparison to the

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Speaker 1: bond side, you mean like in body way body size? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't

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Speaker 1: a small chat when his barney was ten pounds. But no,

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Speaker 1: he's on the scale of right where he should be.

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Speaker 1: He's just a little, you know, taller because his daddy

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Speaker 1: is tall. But he's doing okay. So you you're you

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Speaker 1: don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of

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Speaker 1: of of of obesity at two? You mean fat? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,

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Speaker 1: you're I mean, I mean your sons. Let me just

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Speaker 1: say on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we talking about

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Speaker 1: you think my son is a little overweight or what

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Speaker 1: he's what's the problem? Well, I mean I think he's fat,

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Speaker 1: you know, and and the problem I'm gonna think I'm

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Speaker 1: noticing the records of everything that's wait wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's sat

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Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what

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Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning

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Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year and I

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Speaker 1: give my daycare money, Miss Benita has never said anything

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Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you

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Speaker 1: think my son is sat with him. You deal with

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Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't deal with him

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Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at as records

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Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than

630
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,

631
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day. A

632
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: gallon of milk. Y'all only get snacks two times a day,

633
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: and he's there only for breakfast and lunch. And how

634
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 1: in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?

635
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: And if he is man? But all I know is this, No, No,

636
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you follow me on

637
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: a Sunday calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.

638
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never

639
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year

640
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said

641
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,

642
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 1: you know, my wife's a different person, and she tries

643
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals

644
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: with me, mister Kirby. I've never met you, never met you.

645
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: It's all of a Sunday. The reason why I'm calling

646
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow

647
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,

648
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,

649
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.

650
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: Here's where we knew that either you can keep him

651
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. My

652
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn son

653
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: off at six thirty like I do every morning. Man listening,

654
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: if we can't get him, If you really want to

655
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: get this, Nita on the side, because obviously you ain't

656
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: the one that need to be talking to me, because

657
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: if you're not there every day and I did with

658
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 1: your wife, I'm telling you that your son is too

659
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: big to be kiss coming every morning. If that's the case.

660
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: And if he's eating at a house at home, I'll

661
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: send him some extra, but what I pay my money

662
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: for is what you're gonna feed him for two full

663
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: meals and two snacks, and if he needs extra, I'll

664
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: put some in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon

665
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: of milk a day. Are you looking there? I don't care.

666
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: There's no way possible that he can drink a gallon

667
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: the milk of a day. Y'all. Here's here's here's the deal.

668
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't want you to have to stop bringing your

669
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: son now, and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my

670
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,

671
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, no,

672
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: damn hum ain't. Are you from the health food program? No?

673
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: I will. I will give him an apple and a

674
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him

675
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: an apple and a glass of water in the evening,

676
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.

677
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: You must be certified in the food program, especially if

678
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 1: you're sitting the pre telling me, my damn son is

679
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 1: going on a diet and he's not drinking no water

680
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the

681
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: other kids is having an apple and water, then that's

682
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: what you better be serving him. But if that ain't

683
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 1: the case, in hell, no, he better get the full snack.

684
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it,

685
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he

686
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: won't anstra he better get it. I'm listening, all, I'm

687
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: trying to tell you, is your son drink two money? Drink? Oh? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

688
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: You need to back at the top. I know you

689
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: did not cussing me. I know you try. Ready to

690
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: cut to me. Let me tell you what say. You

691
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about it. We don't have nothing

692
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: else to talking about. My husband, me, your wife, and

693
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: everybody that works at damn daycare better be there in

694
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: the morning, because that's six thirty. We gonna be there,

695
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: and my son he's coming a week and he gonna

696
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: eat all week. If he want two gallons of milk,

697
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,

698
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what we say,

699
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: damn good money to come to that daycare. So then

700
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring your child up there. Then I'm gonna

701
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: have to put him on some swim fast. Now I

702
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 1: will put your child on swim fast. I was trying

703
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: nothing give him to subspect it. But I will ask

704
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a

705
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: slim fast shopping. I'm gonna whop y'all that whoever gave

706
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: it to him, whoever gave it to him, they gonna

707
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: get a slim fast shipping. I'm the little kids would

708
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: have some slimp fass. If he getting some, he better

709
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: eat whatever they eat. And if they eat steak with

710
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: damn it, he better have them too. If we had steak,

711
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: he'd probably eat the whole damn cow he eatn't care.

712
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it, but he's been like getting a

713
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 1: slim fast. I will shut it down about my child. Okay,

714
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: I got something else you need to know about your son?

715
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: What the else do I need to know? Besides you

716
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: think my son is overweight? What the jelf? Can you

717
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: tell me today? I need to tell you this. I

718
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: need to tell you that. This is nephew Tommy from

719
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me

720
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. What did you just say?

721
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: What the did you just say? This is Nephew Timmy

722
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got

723
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: me to frank phone call with you. I'm gonna beat

724
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: to that. She knows I don't play about my damn

725
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 1: son at all. That's my only son. I don't play

726
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: about him. I'm gonna be there. Is she there? Hear me,

727
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: it's on. After that, it's just a it is on.

728
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby,

729
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest that, I mean, the

730
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Shell

731
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: It I wouldn't. It's all. I hope you can hear

732
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 1: me wherever you at laughing. What y'all think? Fat gang,

733
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 1: Fat gang of kid y'all? Go to Thomas Miles dot com.

734
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: Go to Thomas Miles dot com. All the information of

735
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: anyway Thomasmiles dot com. Thomas all the information of anyone

736
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: that's Thomas mccrank dot and see that's without your mentoring.

737
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: That's without one mentoring session. Was that well, okay? Was

738
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: that a bad move? It's a good move that I do.

739
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: Okay move, Thank you, sir, Thank you sir. I'm gonna

740
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: make some good moves. You're listening to show uh And

741
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: now it's time for the letter. Listen. If you need

742
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: some relationship advice, if you need some parenting advice, if

743
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: you need help with your sex life, we're here for you.

744
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: You can email us your letter and let let the

745
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: code cracker and me help you out. Submit your Strawberry

746
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click strawberry letter.

747
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: All right, I'll tell you on what when did your

748
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: mom while you Steve, I want to hear it. I

749
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: got into that Tussie on the back of the Oh tussy,

750
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: I thought it wrong. I know, I didn't know no

751
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: other words. Every other word. I know you be there

752
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: to put a t on it. I thought it was

753
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: tussy the whole time. That was Paul Ass because I

754
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 1: was doing a commercial on tie. I want smoking out.

755
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: I want put some tissie right here, some tis see

756
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: right there. I want some tissie on me summer everyone.

757
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: I want some tis. She came in that band from

758
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: Miami and couldn't hear good and thought I was saying

759
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: something milk wol you want I don't know, you see,

760
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: I want some to see some tis see right here,

761
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: some tissie right there. I want some tissye on me

762
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: summer everywhere. And I'm doing that TV commercial in that mire,

763
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: just putting tisson back of that door that how water

764
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: bottle down with that cord on it. Yeah. I shot

765
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: the first scene from Glory before Glory came out. Des

766
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: title that. Oh all right, let's get to the letter.

767
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: You're crazy, Steve. Here we go strawberry letter, all right,

768
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: subject a stinky situation. Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a

769
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: very nice man three months ago and we headed off

770
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: pretty quick. He has been taking me on a lot

771
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: of nice dates and we have really good time together.

772
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: I thought I had finally met the man of my

773
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: dreams until two weeks ago we ended up back at

774
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: his house after a great dinner date. We both were

775
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: ready to be intimate, and we knew it was about

776
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: to go down, so we started taking off our clothes.

777
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: He took his shirt off first, then his pants, and

778
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, a funk I had never smelled before, hit

779
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: my face, hit me in the face. I realized that

780
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: the smell was indeed coming from him, so I told

781
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 1: him that I no longer that I was no longer

782
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: in the mood and I needed more time to be

783
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: sure I was ready for intimacy. As I left his house,

784
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: I thought that maybe he had a long, busy day

785
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: at work and didn't have time to freshen up before

786
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: that date. But he's not a small guy, so he

787
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: should have known better. I didn't say anything to him

788
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: about it. A week later, I decided to give it

789
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: another try to see what happens this times as things

790
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: guided it, that same body odor hit me in the

791
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:40,479
Speaker 1: face again. Now I can't make it. Now, I can't

792
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 1: make any more excuses for him. He is a grown man.

793
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: When he's fully dressed, he looks clean, and he smells

794
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: like a nice cologne. But when he starts taking his

795
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: clothes off, it's unbelievable. I don't know how he can

796
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 1: walk around like that? Am I wrong for not being

797
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 1: honest with him and helping him work past the smelly issue?

798
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: Besides the funk, he is a great and loving guy.

799
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: What should I do? Oh? This is horrible. I mean,

800
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: this really is bad. This is this is really really bad.

801
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: This is because I mean, this is like a deal

802
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: breaker right here. This is a deal breaker. Uh. And

803
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how he doesn't know it because we

804
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: smell ourselves first, don't we before anyone else does? I mean,

805
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: is this is this some sort of he's got to

806
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: smell this? That's all I can say. If you like him,

807
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: if you want to have a future with you him,

808
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: you have to tell him. You should tell him. You

809
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: have got to tell him. I don't I don't know

810
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: if I would stick around for this. I don't know

811
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: how great he is. I just don't think I would. Um,

812
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: But it could be that he just doesn't know. Although

813
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't

814
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: he has a bad sense of smell. I don't know.

815
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: But this problem has to be addressed, and you have

816
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: to tell him. That's all I can tell you. You

817
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: have to sit him down and tell him. And if

818
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: it's a medical issue, if he's sick or something, you

819
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: gotta go to the doctor and get it checked out.

820
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: This is bad. This is a deal breaker breaker. Steve. Well,

821
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: first of all, let's get this clear. This ain't medical.

822
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: Let's go through this. Let me tell what happened. You

823
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: finally met the man of my dreams ago. We ended

824
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: up back at this house after some dayton were both

825
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 1: ready to be intimate. We knew it was about to

826
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: go down. Key worried about to go down, so we

827
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: started taking our clothes off. He took off his shirt first.

828
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,479
Speaker 1: He knowed to do this first because just to break

829
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: in move okay, all right, took off his shirt first.

830
00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: Then his pain. Wait a minute, go back. What she

831
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: gotta ease a person into it. You can't just snatch

832
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: you know, he know, let me take your shirt off first. Ready,

833
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: Now the pans Stephen shellon a funk that I had

834
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: never smelled before, hit me in the face. It engulfed

835
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 1: the room. That's what you're trying to say. I can't

836
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: she had it had been contained in the pants. Pass

837
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: got a belt on it, drawl wrapped around it, pass legs.

838
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: It been oozing out the bottom the whole night. Yeah,

839
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 1: all round. His ankles got funk on it, because that's

840
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: the only outlet. When you got pass. You're walking, so

841
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: and you when you walking, you're spreading and the people

842
00:59:55,520 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: behind y'alling what is that? But you don't know. But

843
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: when he pulled him passed down. I only got a minute.

844
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to tell you when I come back. Yeah,

845
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know what happened. Wow, when the

846
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: pass came down? Why happened, and why continues to happen

847
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: and how you can fix it? Okay, all right, we're

848
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: gonna after this. Yes, when the pass came down? Well

849
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 1: that part two if Steve's response coming up at twenty

850
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: three after the hour you're listening to. All right, Steve,

851
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: let's go when you left off in part one, you

852
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: covered the top area. Now now part two it's the

853
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: bottom area. So let's get to it. The Strawberry letter

854
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: for today, A stinky situation. Let's recap Steve. This woman

855
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: that meant the man in her dream. They'd been going out.

856
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,919
Speaker 1: He's lovely, wonderful. One day they went out. Weeks later,

857
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: great dinner date. We both ready to be intimate. We

858
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: knew it was about to go down, so we started

859
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: taking our clothes off. He took his shirt off first,

860
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: then his pass and, as the lady wrote Stephen Shirley,

861
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: a funk that I had never smelled before hit me

862
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: in the face. That's because it had been released. It's

863
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: been locked up a belt, got it in, drawed, got

864
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: it in, passed legs, hold it in once you pulled

865
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: him passed down. Yea. We wrote a song about it,

866
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: the Hot Tops. When the funk hits the face, Yeah, yeah,

867
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 1: all the people start to jam. Come on, get with me?

868
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: So now you with him? Now I realized that the

869
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: smell was indeed coming from him. I told him I

870
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 1: wasn't in the mood, and let's make sure it's ready here,

871
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: she said, But he is not a small guy, so

872
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: he should have known better. Wait, what did guy do it?

873
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. A week later I decided to

874
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: give it another try to see what happened this time?

875
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: Things got heated the same body or to hit me

876
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: in the face. Now, I can't make any excuses for him.

877
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: He's a grown man. He's fully dressed, he looks clean,

878
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: he smells like Knights cologne. But when he started taking

879
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: his cloth off, its unbelievable. I don't know how you

880
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: can walk around like that. In my wrong for not

881
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: being honest when he helping work past the smelling issue,

882
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: He's not wrong. He then't got used to it. He

883
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: can't smell what you smell. It's stay. You ever been

884
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: on people's houses and they got a smell to it? Ye,

885
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: and you'll be going, man, how y'all sitting up in

886
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: the hill? See they live in now? See he lived

887
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: with the phone. Now let me tell you why he stayed.

888
01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: Because inside them pass it's crivices and cracks. Hey, word cracks. No,

889
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: you worn what you want? It's the unleashen. It's like

890
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 1: you've seen that movie Pods of the Cremin when the cracking,

891
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: the cracking, cracking, that's what he got. The crackings in

892
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: his pants right now, and the cracking comes up out

893
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 1: the water. Hen' word crack and crevices. The cracking comes

894
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: up and devours everything in his pad. It's too much,

895
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: the cracking. He takes his pants down. It everywhere's all

896
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: in the room. Flowers start dying, papers start burning on

897
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: the edges. Your eyes is watering up. He's standing there

898
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: a large man. This man needs a bath. First of all,

899
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: he is not cleaning himself properly. He taking bird bad.

900
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: He needs to get he tapping up on top. He

901
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: gots to getting some water. He needs pine salt. I'm

902
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 1: gonna just be real with you. He needs fox caps

903
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: of pine saw in his bath water. Really your pine

904
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: saw with well, don't he smell like about? See? He

905
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: needed to run some bath water and put that little

906
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: man in the boat from tide and bad. He need

907
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: to drop tide bold. He is in tablets in that

908
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: damn water with him. He got to get something bubbling

909
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: in there. See, I can't tell you what I really

910
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: want to tell you because I had to rethink my

911
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: answer because there's a lot of words in that. A

912
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: lot of people ain't gonna understand. But let's just say

913
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: racks and crevice. Okay, we know what it is. Yeah,

914
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: we got it. You know. Let me tell you what.

915
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: Let let me tell what the real problem that center

916
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: split that thing right there, it's it's got some something

917
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: going on. It's got something going on that he's not

918
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: cleaning himself. Problem. He used the bath room and he

919
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: wiped it himself like he twels. See when you grown,

920
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 1: you got to love you gotta do a little bit different. Yeah,

921
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: you got to put a washcloth next to your toilet,

922
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: which soap? You need a bidet. He needs an install

923
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: a bi dated today. He to date and tell that

924
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: damn shower out and move it over a little bit

925
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 1: and need to put a date on it. Total Total

926
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: has a toilet seat that you can buy, y'all. It's

927
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: an automated toilet seat that you you don't have to

928
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: buy them. See, I had a toilet that do the washing, drying,

929
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: all that spray all that every single time you go

930
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: in there, and it keeps me, keeps me baby fresh.

931
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: If you don't have that money, they make a toilet

932
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: seat that sits on top of your toilet. You take

933
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 1: your toilet seat off and you install it, and it

934
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: will shoot your hot water, it'll dried for you. It'll

935
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: put pressure washing on it. He got to get pressure now.

936
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: If he don't, if you don't have the money for

937
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: that home deep O sales pressure washing that's gonna hurt,

938
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: even on his lowest settings. Is not made for the

939
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: human body. But he needed to just grin his teeth

940
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: and bear with its. Yeah, under his privates, his privates

941
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 1: he needs now now, he's not gonna do this here

942
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: because it looked real scary. He needed he needed to

943
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: pack awkle corn starts on him. Oh no, I had

944
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,439
Speaker 1: rash one time and I put awkle corn starch only

945
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: h and forgot that I had it on. It was

946
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: with this girl I was in college and pull my

947
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: draw or she saw him white pellets. Only that girl

948
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: started crying. I didn't know where she was crying about.

949
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: I was thinking myself, feeling pretty proud. Hete don't be

950
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: afraid of it and ain't gonna anything gonna buit. I

951
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: looked down, saw him white balls and wit alkle corn

952
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: starch on me. Anna, you're listening, Steven, show right up,

953
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: Steve and Jay and and Tommy and Junior. Jay explains well,

954
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: she Shelley called me up. Steven said she sawt us

955
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: a little boy because you saw it. Okay, I actually

956
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 1: did see this. Yeah, Nesta and I were having breakfast

957
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: one morning outside and we see this little kid, this

958
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: little white kid, roll up on the skateboard and turn

959
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: around and he was talking to his dad. And he

960
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 1: turned around and he was like, you're lying, dad, You're

961
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 1: a liar. Stop lying, dad, you're lying. And he's still alive.

962
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 1: It is still alive. And the dad was like, don no,

963
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm not lying to you. The da dad was arguing,

964
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: looking at Daddy would have split the back of my head.

965
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: That's what we were staying. There is no we didn't

966
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: even say the word lie. We could even we had

967
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: to say telling a story. And a grown person was

968
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 1: never lying, never even if they were lying, yeah, even

969
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 1: if yeah. So what you got now? So we got

970
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 1: a list of things that white kids can say, but

971
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 1: you definitely cannot say that as a black child. Right Like,

972
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: for instance, I'm going to my room and please do

973
01:08:51,120 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 1: not disturb me. Tell me whatever, tell me what happened. Man.

974
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 1: I slammed the door in my house one day and

975
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: my daddy came in there and took the dough off

976
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: the in the garage. You don't have a Doughe just

977
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 1: things that white kids can say that black kids can't. No,

978
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 1: you hush, you hush. Wow Wow, no, no, you you hush.

979
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,679
Speaker 1: I got world white kids to say the black kids can't.

980
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:48,680
Speaker 1: Now right now, all black kids get out. Wow. Touched me,

981
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: touched me, and I'm calling the authority first of all?

982
01:09:53,200 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 1: Who talk? Oh, I got one right here? I got

983
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: one right here. That's my father left. Oh wait, I

984
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 1: like this right here. Wow, it's my party and I

985
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 1: didn't have over here whoever I want? Yeah, Wow, it's

986
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: really different. It's so different. You got one. You're not

987
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: my friend to your parents. I did for you. I

988
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: hate you every day you happen to you for real?

989
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: Right Yeah. I was at the airport j and this

990
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 1: little white kid was going through security. He was mad

991
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 1: at his parents and then moving walk away. The entire time.

992
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,000
Speaker 1: He screamed to his dad, I hate you every day

993
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 1: you go, Steve, what you got man? I was trying

994
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 1: to think of one, really, just really what one that

995
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 1: I thought? But I knew not to say, uh, the

996
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:21,439
Speaker 1: one right here? Okay, Hey, I wish I lived with

997
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:31,160
Speaker 1: Billy's parents. Okay, well you take your little no, take

998
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:40,639
Speaker 1: your ass on over there. I got one right here?

999
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: How long do I have to live without my own phone?

1000
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:54,679
Speaker 1: A lot of freedom? It's ignorant, right you say that? Man,

1001
01:11:56,439 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: they can say this, get away with what. I don't

1002
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 1: mean to say this, but I'm just gonna say it.

1003
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 1: This spaghetti sucks. Spaghetti that's getting hit spaghett right. Yeah,

1004
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 1: these are things white kids can say to their parents.

1005
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 1: I'm not going over to Grandmama's house. Stinks. What did

1006
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 1: you just say? What? What did you just say? By

1007
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:41,880
Speaker 1: my mommy? Damn it, Mom, you're getting on my nerves.

1008
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: We can't say that to our parents. We can. It's different.

1009
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:55,479
Speaker 1: A Hey, I'm all enough to make up my own mind.

1010
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:59,519
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, First of all, you ain't got

1011
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: no right right hey, got girl? Over? Hey, mom, dad?

1012
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,600
Speaker 1: We don't want to have to hear this. Me and

1013
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:19,760
Speaker 1: Rebecca going to the room, girl, but not go down

1014
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:27,400
Speaker 1: the hallway to see you cut lights on in here?

1015
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:38,680
Speaker 1: I got one. I got one. Oh my god, spinach again. Yes,

1016
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,679
Speaker 1: we're all dead. We're dead with every one of these.

1017
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: Blair's mom cooks better than you can. Blairs Mom mom,

1018
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

1019
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this you're listening to show, Well,

1020
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 1: it's time for something funny and Jay, this is about

1021
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,839
Speaker 1: stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.

1022
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 1: This has to do what we see our neighbors all

1023
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 1: the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes so

1024
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 1: we speak. But under our breath was saying little things,

1025
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 1: little little insulting things like, hey, hi, do you need

1026
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: to kind of done? Jack? Keeping it? Keeping it one hundred?

1027
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 1: You got one jack? Jay? How are you doing? Are

1028
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: you my man? You need some curtains? How are you doing?

1029
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: Franklin's good to see it. Hope the boys stay home

1030
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: this time takes vacations. Let's see us. Come my nephew, Perkins,

1031
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 1: how are you good? Good? I should do something with

1032
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:36,080
Speaker 1: that damn boat restricts. I done this, s Kennedy, Hey

1033
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 1: ain done than well? Across the street us smell dann

1034
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 1: dn kill. How you guys doing the jake too? Stupid

1035
01:15:55,680 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 1: ass kids with kid Yeah, stuff we say to our

1036
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 1: neighbors under got to be sick. Come on, Smith's good

1037
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: to see it all right, now, I wouldn't be pushing

1038
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:26,759
Speaker 1: my mom a deadlock man. She got to do something.

1039
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 1: Three pey, how are you good? Good cup? Your fat

1040
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 1: as wife from swimming naked on him? Probably the hell

1041
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 1: out my dog. Mon mister Anderson going, yeah, how you

1042
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 1: got folk claws on block and don't none more? Four cards?

1043
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:04,919
Speaker 1: Yard is a mask. Stuff we say to our neighbors

1044
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: under our breath. Come on with us, I go, old boy,

1045
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,920
Speaker 1: I see you have a good in the game. So

1046
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:24,679
Speaker 1: glad over there. Because he cut my grass. He killed

1047
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:30,400
Speaker 1: my flowers, spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow,

1048
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 1: that's bad. That's a dragon. Right hey, Johnson's It's good

1049
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: to see y'all. All right now man, now now we good.

1050
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:48,679
Speaker 1: We could tell you right now. I know a baby

1051
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,639
Speaker 1: when to eat paper. I know that baby eat paper.

1052
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me no more. I know that baby

1053
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:58,640
Speaker 1: eats piper. Baby, he's smarting. Now you gotta bring them now.

1054
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 1: Were good stuff, birthday stuff, we say to our neighbors

1055
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 1: under our breath. Tommy, go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day,

1056
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:21,519
Speaker 1: good good good last night? Damn police know you you

1057
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 1: called them? Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.

1058
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:38,599
Speaker 1: El herman, how y'all doing tell me y'all. Put y'all

1059
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 1: mommy in the hole, say that black people don't do that. Hey,

1060
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 1: mister Mitchell, what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You don't

1061
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: see that dog do in your yards. You just don't

1062
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 1: see stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.

1063
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:19,920
Speaker 1: We stop curtains, ain't cations going on? All right now?

1064
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 1: Ain't the wind that damn line? He ain't killing that

1065
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,439
Speaker 1: way too much? No, I don't even know how they

1066
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:34,120
Speaker 1: touched both they stumped. All right, now, I'm good man,

1067
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,479
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Stuff we say to our neighbors under

1068
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 1: our breath, Kindly, kindly, y'ards, looking good, looking, real good.

1069
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,680
Speaker 1: You come over with this lyne though, you come over,

1070
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you know what damn you know

1071
01:19:54,000 --> 01:20:00,360
Speaker 1: you know my sign, You know your damn side. That

1072
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:06,519
Speaker 1: properly line means something invisible, but it means something. You

1073
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 1: know what that line man, that's my line. All right,

1074
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,360
Speaker 1: I think we have time for two more Jay and

1075
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:16,800
Speaker 1: then Steve close it out. Stuff we say to our

1076
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:21,920
Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey, what's going Yeah,

1077
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:26,559
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I'm who whip out

1078
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:38,160
Speaker 1: that night, got into a fun Yeah okay, yeah, come

1079
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:43,519
Speaker 1: on steam close it out stuff. We say the right. Sydney, Hey,

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01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:52,719
Speaker 1: you'd invited me over your little stink as barbe everything.

1081
01:20:55,360 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 1: I know, I know you ran out of room. I

1082
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:09,080
Speaker 1: came home. All right, guys, thank you, that was good.

1083
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right?

1084
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,840
Speaker 1: Have you, guys, ever worked with someone? We all work together,

1085
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 1: so listen to this. Have you ever worked with someone

1086
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:22,479
Speaker 1: and found out that he or she was making more

1087
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:31,719
Speaker 1: money than you? Ever day about? Is that a question? Really?

1088
01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 1: All right? If so, you know there's no worse feeling.

1089
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 1: You immediately want to rush into your boss's office. Huh,

1090
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,640
Speaker 1: he just happens a beata boss and asked for a

1091
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:50,120
Speaker 1: comparable raise. Now this according to an article and a

1092
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: Women's health dot com on their website, you should first

1093
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:58,439
Speaker 1: research why your coworker makes more money and see if

1094
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 1: your pay is below I could raid. Then go in

1095
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:06,240
Speaker 1: and negotiate with your boss by pulling together your accomplishment

1096
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 1: since being on the staff, is it okay, that's how

1097
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,719
Speaker 1: you get a raise. Okay? If you find out someone's

1098
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,920
Speaker 1: making more of that, okay, that's good advice. Yeah, do

1099
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 1: not say you got it. That is not a that's

1100
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,320
Speaker 1: not a good phrase of you when you want to

1101
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:23,880
Speaker 1: raise or you got it? Yeah, talking to you when

1102
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 1: you talk to your boss. I want to why do

1103
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 1: you need a race because you got you got it? No,

1104
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 1: you're right, Ja, Okay, don't point out stuff they are

1105
01:22:35,479 --> 01:22:38,720
Speaker 1: buying for themselves if you want to raise. I see

1106
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:41,599
Speaker 1: you coming here with a new suit every day. Come

1107
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:44,640
Speaker 1: what I need to know? Wh I come. That's not

1108
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:47,240
Speaker 1: a good point. Don't don't go click at the card,

1109
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:50,840
Speaker 1: look at it then I'm on the bus. Don't don't

1110
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: go there with that. Bring out your accomplishments. What do

1111
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,439
Speaker 1: you bring to this company? That's why you want more money?

1112
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:03,760
Speaker 1: Steve was making that upset me. So what did you

1113
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:10,320
Speaker 1: do about it? To him? At RA that didn't laugh

1114
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 1: Steve as CEO, though I have been at this a

1115
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:21,599
Speaker 1: lot longer than you. I've been in this business longer

1116
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 1: than you. I've had more failures than you. You so

1117
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: therefore wasn't going there? He was it? She brought it

1118
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,680
Speaker 1: up on piece of theater. Since you brought it up

1119
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:50,599
Speaker 1: the rass I want to talk about I just been

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01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 1: out here longer than you. But you got like two

1121
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 1: or three mozy rods. Didn't me though, I mean it's

1122
01:23:55,240 --> 01:24:00,200
Speaker 1: a it's a scream them two three, you know what.

1123
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:06,760
Speaker 1: I look at it? No talma you got boy? What

1124
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: did you rephrase to the commas? That's what problem. Don't

1125
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:25,720
Speaker 1: where about them? Zero commas? Down commas? Boy, man, your

1126
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:33,640
Speaker 1: money your commas? What a comma? Gool? No, no, the

1127
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,800
Speaker 1: comma go right here? Hey man, When you sit up

1128
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,720
Speaker 1: around some ricky people and listen to them talk, they

1129
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing doing, no damn zero. I heard the

1130
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:48,080
Speaker 1: common conversation. Got it up? Yeah, man, Well I look

1131
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 1: at it like this. The MoU make that means we're

1132
01:24:50,439 --> 01:24:52,920
Speaker 1: still making so you know what I'm talking about. I'm

1133
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 1: looking at it like that. So thank you for keep

1134
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 1: making it because we all right, we'll have more of

1135
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 1: this Steve Frvery Morning Show right after this. You're listening show.

1136
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time, junior.

1137
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:18,760
Speaker 1: You're ready? Absolutely, is everybody ready? Yes, I'm a rough room.

1138
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 1: I mean coming in it's time for j Let me

1139
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,080
Speaker 1: just tell y'all something here. I was I'm doing something

1140
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:33,160
Speaker 1: different this week because I'm growing as an artist, and

1141
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:38,799
Speaker 1: so I saw something black. I saw something definitely traumatic

1142
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:42,800
Speaker 1: go on, and it changed my thought process. I saw

1143
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:46,040
Speaker 1: some coffee wasted starbust, and it decided pushed me actually

1144
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:49,600
Speaker 1: into writing limits. So you're not doing poems, No, no,

1145
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 1: this is limericks, but it hit I need to be

1146
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:58,160
Speaker 1: doing limits and yeah. Yeah. And for those out that

1147
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,360
Speaker 1: they don't know what limerick is a limerick, it's just

1148
01:26:00,439 --> 01:26:10,800
Speaker 1: a short story about an individual. It's real quick. Three

1149
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:14,479
Speaker 1: weeks I changed over limericks and I just found like

1150
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,760
Speaker 1: the growth, thank you, thank you, j And so I

1151
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,639
Speaker 1: just wrote some limericks about chair to you, Jay, Tommy

1152
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:23,960
Speaker 1: and Carla. Yeah, I just because I know y'all know.

1153
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,479
Speaker 1: Let me start with Tommy. It's the limerick about Tommy.

1154
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:33,599
Speaker 1: There once was a man named Tommy who walked around

1155
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:37,680
Speaker 1: and nice silk put jammis. He was quick to get

1156
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,760
Speaker 1: mad and then turned back. Lad. Oh, Tommy is like

1157
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:55,439
Speaker 1: a suona. Okay, And I like to do one about

1158
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:58,800
Speaker 1: my good friend Jay, Anthony Brown. Grown to know Jay

1159
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 1: working with Jay on the day basis, I've grown the

1160
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:06,160
Speaker 1: norm and this is what I found out. Okay. There

1161
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:10,680
Speaker 1: once was a man named Jake who had diabetes that

1162
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:15,320
Speaker 1: would not go away. He could not eat sweets, but

1163
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:32,160
Speaker 1: he might lose his seats. But Steve away this one

1164
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:36,920
Speaker 1: by Carla just that I do this that I looked

1165
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,880
Speaker 1: at my face. There was was a lady named Carla

1166
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 1: on the Steave Show. She is the baller. She keeps

1167
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,679
Speaker 1: it so straight and well up to date. But Carlor

1168
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:58,120
Speaker 1: sometimes like the hollo. I know Everybody's been waiting on this,

1169
01:27:58,240 --> 01:27:59,960
Speaker 1: when this is what I've been waiting to do to him.

1170
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:04,400
Speaker 1: Come on, Shirley, Oh Shirley, and I love you, says

1171
01:28:04,439 --> 01:28:10,040
Speaker 1: I really do you. Rob will pick across. But there

1172
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:13,799
Speaker 1: once was a lady named Shirley. She is real boogie

1173
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:18,040
Speaker 1: and girly. She keeps Steve real straight and she loves

1174
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:24,640
Speaker 1: her mate. But Shirley, don't come into early those are

1175
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:36,400
Speaker 1: lim again. Please. There's once was a man named Timmy

1176
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:41,040
Speaker 1: who walked around and silk pajohnny. He was quick to

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01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:44,320
Speaker 1: get mad and then turn back glad, Oh Timmy, like

1178
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:52,320
Speaker 1: we don't know what listening again? Who we hear a day, y'all?

1179
01:28:55,840 --> 01:29:02,280
Speaker 1: Uh huh, all right, thank you you're listening show. Steve.

1180
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,280
Speaker 1: Here we are end of the show with just one

1181
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:08,639
Speaker 1: more thing. You're closing remarks today, I want to still

1182
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:11,599
Speaker 1: stay on the encouraging tip, and I want to talk

1183
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:15,400
Speaker 1: to people about something that you should make in two

1184
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 1: and eighteen. These are just suggestions, folks. You know, I

1185
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:21,120
Speaker 1: don't know everything, but these are some things that I

1186
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:25,799
Speaker 1: do to personally keep myself moving forward in a positive

1187
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:28,600
Speaker 1: direction because I'm always trying to accomplish something new. You know,

1188
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm never satisfied. Well, it's not that I'm never satisfied.

1189
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:36,800
Speaker 1: I'm never complacent. I don't I don't believe in sitting still.

1190
01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:40,760
Speaker 1: I don't believe in and not moving forward. I just

1191
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:44,080
Speaker 1: don't see it. You know. Every day I try to

1192
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:49,599
Speaker 1: wake up an approach and attack a new challenge. I've

1193
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,200
Speaker 1: always setting goals out there because it just gives you

1194
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:56,600
Speaker 1: something to aim for throughout the day. One of the

1195
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:59,040
Speaker 1: things I want to remind people of something that I

1196
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,040
Speaker 1: do up you're invited to do the same is, you know,

1197
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:07,759
Speaker 1: have a life, feel with a mission, have a life

1198
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 1: filled with a mission. You can have several missions in life.

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01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:18,760
Speaker 1: Forget your life filled with missions. Remember the show Mission Impossible,

1200
01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:21,800
Speaker 1: and remember that tape recording that used to come on

1201
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,560
Speaker 1: every day and tell the guy what to do and

1202
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,240
Speaker 1: then at the end of it the tape with self destruct,

1203
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:31,840
Speaker 1: but that became the mission. It became the purpose, the

1204
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:35,080
Speaker 1: task at hand, and until you completed that task, you

1205
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:36,760
Speaker 1: came back in. And that's what the whole show is.

1206
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:39,559
Speaker 1: It's really funny thing, you know. It's tape recording comes

1207
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:43,799
Speaker 1: on and then it fearses and disintegrates, and that's your mission.

1208
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:47,040
Speaker 1: I still do that, man, It's sort of a funny analogy.

1209
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:49,200
Speaker 1: But I try to create a mission in my life

1210
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:52,559
Speaker 1: all the time. And in order to accomplish your mission,

1211
01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:55,080
Speaker 1: one of the things you have to do is you

1212
01:30:55,240 --> 01:30:59,880
Speaker 1: have to surround yourself with people who are about the

1213
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 1: same mission. That will be no missions accomplished in life

1214
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:11,040
Speaker 1: solely by yourself. I don't I can't think of anything

1215
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:16,320
Speaker 1: that you can accomplish solely by yourself. You know, even

1216
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:18,439
Speaker 1: if you want to have a relationship with God, Yeah,

1217
01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,799
Speaker 1: you can have a relationship with God, but to draw closer,

1218
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,200
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have some type of toolge. You know,

1219
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:26,000
Speaker 1: you gotta read some scriptures. Somebody's got to show you

1220
01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 1: another way to approach it. Somebody go, Man, if you're

1221
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,479
Speaker 1: going through this, read this or read that, and it

1222
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:33,479
Speaker 1: sort of helps you with your goal. Even in that.

1223
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:36,599
Speaker 1: But I don't know anything that you can accomplish mission

1224
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:40,800
Speaker 1: wise alone. So you need to surround yourself who with

1225
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 1: people who are like minded. As a motivational speaker, sometimes

1226
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:49,479
Speaker 1: when I'm going I use my motivational pictures that I

1227
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:51,640
Speaker 1: keep in my phone and I put them up on

1228
01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:53,920
Speaker 1: a big screen and I show them to people. And

1229
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:56,760
Speaker 1: one of my favorite pictures is a picture of these

1230
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:02,280
Speaker 1: lions walking and then expressing on the lions face because

1231
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:06,120
Speaker 1: they've they've woken up from their nap and they're going

1232
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:09,559
Speaker 1: out for the hunt. And if you look at lions

1233
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:13,519
Speaker 1: when they're walking to go out on a hunt, they

1234
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:19,280
Speaker 1: all have that same determined look on their face because

1235
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,960
Speaker 1: they're all about the same mission. You ever notice when

1236
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:24,400
Speaker 1: lions ready to go out on the hunt, they leave

1237
01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:28,320
Speaker 1: the cubs back at the den because see, it ain't

1238
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,800
Speaker 1: no time to play out here, because we're going out

1239
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:33,800
Speaker 1: here to feed, We're going out here to hunt. So

1240
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:36,640
Speaker 1: they leave the cubs back in the den when they

1241
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 1: go out on the hunt because they ain't got no

1242
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:41,479
Speaker 1: time for no foolishness. And I have this picture in

1243
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:45,519
Speaker 1: my phone of these lions just striding and if you

1244
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:48,839
Speaker 1: look at all the looks on their face. They're serious.

1245
01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:55,799
Speaker 1: It ain't no playtime because everybody is on the same mission.

1246
01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:00,600
Speaker 1: Everybody is of the light mindedness, and it takes to

1247
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:05,200
Speaker 1: accomplish the mission. And the caption says, surround yourself with

1248
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:08,840
Speaker 1: people who are on the same mission. And I'm saying

1249
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Speaker 1: that to you today. Find someone who is about the

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Speaker 1: business just like you are. Start hanging out with people

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Speaker 1: who are goal oriented, who are success minded. Somebody was

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Speaker 1: talking to somebody one time and they said, man, Steve,

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Speaker 1: let me manage this something. Why rich people are always

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Speaker 1: talking about money? That would get on my nerves. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else you want to talk about? You want to

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Speaker 1: talk about what happened on the Real Housewives? What you

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Speaker 1: want to talk about who's going on in the theaters today?

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Speaker 1: We can talk about that. But when I get together

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Speaker 1: with my friends, we get together. We on a mission.

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Speaker 1: I even play golf with people who are on the

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Speaker 1: same mission as me, you know, because we have like mindedness.

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Speaker 1: I don't play golf with a bunch of single friends

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Speaker 1: because see now, when we're not playing golf, we're not

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to single mound. I need people just

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Speaker 1: want to go play golf, Go to the clubhouse, have

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Speaker 1: a cigar, get yourself a drink, get yourself somebody, and

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Speaker 1: gonna go to your room because we gotta get up

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Speaker 1: early to morning play this tournament game. We got going again.

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Speaker 1: That's just it. Even when I play, I play with

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Speaker 1: people of like mindedness. I don't play with people that's

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Speaker 1: doing something else because I don't need the distraction. It's

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Speaker 1: very important that you surround yourself with like minded people.

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Speaker 1: Find them somewhere. See. It goes along with an old saying,

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Speaker 1: you've all heard this. If you're the smartest person in

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Speaker 1: your group, then you need a new group you got

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Speaker 1: You can't be the smartest person in your group. Man,

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Speaker 1: you gotta have somebody that knows a little bit more

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Speaker 1: about the journey, or it's familiar with a certain thing

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Speaker 1: that's gonna happen on the journey, or they can give

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Speaker 1: you a suggestion when you get to that point. Everybody

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Speaker 1: ain't got to be good at everything. Sometimes you have

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Speaker 1: specialty people. It's like, you know, when you're assembling your team,

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Speaker 1: all of your friends ain't the same. Some of your

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Speaker 1: friends you don't have spiritual messages for you. Some of

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Speaker 1: them just have uplifts. Some of them just cool to

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Speaker 1: be around. Some of them do the same things you do.

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Speaker 1: But surround yourself with people who are on the same mission.

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Speaker 1: It will make your journey to the top a lot smooth.

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Speaker 1: It won't make it easy, it will make it smooth. Uh.

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